>>713246347One shitty Emperor (born into it, didn't earn it) had a spooky nightmare that he could win the next day's battle (Battle of Milvian Bridge vs a rival Emperor: Maxentius. 312 CE) if he converted to the slaves' religion of Christianity. He converted, then he won, and then shit just went to fuck for the next 1100 years.
Rome fell, Barbarians took over, the Catholic Church became the new Empire. They wasted their time with forced conversions, fighting for the "holy land", and coming up with bullshit rules to impose on everyone.
Just think for a second if Constantine lost and Rome went on. No Jew magic, no weird sexual shit, no praising the meek and downtrodden. No dark ages, no plagues, no World Wars. We would be conquering space by now.