Bravo Kojima - /v/ (#713243426) [Archived: 857 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:31:47 AM No.713243426
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https://youtu.be/ZpqSt2sirRI?t=1726
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:33:25 AM No.713243513
>>713243426 (OP)
fuck off slanty westaboo hack
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:54:11 AM No.713244398
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2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:57:36 AM No.713244536
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:58:38 AM No.713244584
Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:59:39 AM No.713244629
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:01:10 AM No.713244687
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Pray my fun game
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:02:23 AM No.713244731
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>Oh no you're overencumbered, retard
Press W and get different animation if lighter load
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:03:28 AM No.713244775
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This is very fun.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:04:14 AM No.713244810
>>713244536
>>713244584
>>713244629
>>713244687
>>713244731
ludo
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:05:04 AM No.713244850
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:06:09 AM No.713244901
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:07:05 AM No.713244929
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>>713243513
>>713244398
>>713244536
>>713244584
>>713244629
cry harder, faggots. GOTY inc.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:07:16 AM No.713244936
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Have you discovered the hidden theme of Death Stranding?
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:09:30 AM No.713245014
Hideo "Kinomeister" Kojima.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:09:55 AM No.713245039
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>>713244929
*includes those who got it as part of various subscription services
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:10:36 AM No.713245064
>>713243426 (OP)
>haven't fixed the casulized gameplay for retards snoy troons
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:11:30 AM No.713245094
>>713244936
yes
to meet and fuck pekora
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:13:01 AM No.713245163
>>713243426 (OP)
6 fingers
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:14:39 AM No.713245229
>>713244929
>cry harder, faggots
isn't this a game that only appeals to faggots? they even added a shower scene show off the dude's ass
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:15:00 AM No.713245238
>>713245039
and? can you read you stupid fuck? what I posted has nothing to do with DS1
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:16:01 AM No.713245285
>>713245229
based
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:28:10 AM No.713245719
>>713245238
And can you extrapolate from past data? Faggot?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:29:07 AM No.713245761
>>713244687
normies "play" this KEK
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:34:03 AM No.713245965
>>713244850
I told you bro I warned you about Strands!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:34:03 AM No.713245967
Watched the gameplay. I unironically think that the game would be saved if he removed all the cargo delivery shit. Yes, just be true to its walking simulator core, because that's what all AAA games are today anyway. Just stop pretending it's not. The game would unironically be saved. The moment I see norman's "carefully walking" animation to not drop the payload, I am disgusted.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:21:30 PM No.713247715
>>713243426 (OP)
Imagine all the feet you're going to see this time.
Imagine all the stale pasta you'll scroll through in the DS2 threads.
kino 2.0 incoming
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:02:02 PM No.713249362
>>713243426 (OP)
lick
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:06:24 PM No.713249538
>>713243426 (OP)
>"Famours director Quintintin Tarantino have (totarry not fake for attention) foot fetish I MUST have same rike him to be trury famours video game director"
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:07:43 PM No.713249581
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>No PC release until 2026