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Which games had the worst/ most anticlimactic endings you’ve seen?
Anonymous No.713247123 [Report] >>713254860
User note: The OP contains an undisclosed sponsorship for 1xbet.
Anonymous No.713247173 [Report] >>713247381 >>713250218 >>713252494
>>713247075 (OP)
what am i even looking at?
Anonymous No.713247229 [Report] >>713247819
Anonymous No.713247252 [Report]
lmao
Anonymous No.713247264 [Report]
Alan Wake 2
Anonymous No.713247281 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
Divinity original sin 1 and 2.
Most Larian games fall off a cliff halfway through and they never know how to end them.
Anonymous No.713247381 [Report] >>713247558 >>713247949 >>713249162 >>713249273 >>713250313
>>713247173
28 Years later. It goes full on Power Rangers in the ending, with everyone flipping and dunking on the zombies. They even start quipping.
Anonymous No.713247483 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
I will respond to your post as if the attached file does not exist because I want to talk about video games on the video game board

I thought the way Bloober handled the "Leave" and "In Water" endings of Silent Hill 2 Remake were horrible. "Leave" in particular. The original "Leave" ending is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in a video game. The peaceful still shot of the cemetery paired with absolute silence while the voice actress gives it her all reading the letter was so emotional. James and Laura leave the town with music that inspires hope for a fresh start for both of them. The remake ruins it with a cheesy ADHD flyby of the town and a very generic sad piano track. James and Laura leave the town as ominous music plays. The script for the letter was shortened. All catharsis was murdered by the remake's version.
Anonymous No.713247558 [Report] >>713247714 >>713247745 >>713247760 >>713248091
>>713247381
They made a new one? Looks B as fuck. The first movie will always be a classic but the rest are trash.
Anonymous No.713247714 [Report]
>>713247558
It's a really, really weird movie in terms of tonal inconsistency. It starts off serious, has some creative camera angles and shit (they put go-pro cameras on dogs). Then the editing goes normal in the middle, and the characters make retarded decisions. And the ending is the just... Literally fucking Power Rangers action scenes.
Anonymous No.713247745 [Report]
>>713247558
28 weeks later is better than days
Anonymous No.713247760 [Report] >>713248003 >>713248029 >>713249508 >>713249645
>>713247558
28 Weeks later was good, though. Remember the opening scene?
Anonymous No.713247795 [Report] >>713247870
>>713247075 (OP)
Dying Light
the 28 series was always mid but I'll still watch
Anonymous No.713247802 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
Lobotomy Corporation, 100% abno codex ending
Library of Ruina, Angela ending
Library of Ruina, true ending
Anonymous No.713247813 [Report] >>713248035 >>713252494
why do they look like jimmy savile?
Anonymous No.713247819 [Report] >>713248257
>>713247229
today I will remind them
Anonymous No.713247870 [Report]
>>713247795
>Dying Light
Come on.
Anonymous No.713247916 [Report] >>713249000
>>713247075 (OP)
Holy shit now I have to go watch this movie
Anonymous No.713247930 [Report]
System Shock Remake has one of the worst final levels ever.
Anonymous No.713247949 [Report] >>713248140 >>713251727
>>713247381
Is Jim actually kill in this one? I've only seen the snapshot of some zambie that looks like a really emaciated version of him propped up like a scarecrow.
Anonymous No.713248003 [Report] >>713248268 >>713249645
>>713247760
the only good part of that movie.
Anonymous No.713248029 [Report]
>>713247760
>Remember the opening scene?
Yes. And nothing else.
Anonymous No.713248035 [Report] >>713248138
>>713247813
They're cultists and their religion ordains that they all wear blonde wigs and tracksuits. I'm not shitting you.
Anonymous No.713248091 [Report] >>713249645
>>713247558
28 Days set the scene but 28 Weeks is the one really amps shit up by 11. That opening sequence only would filter anyone that can't do the beep test without coughing up a lung. The thought that Bigsby managed to survive the first days only to cause another outbreak is cinematic storytelling at its finest.
Anonymous No.713248138 [Report] >>713252578
>>713248035
>Jimmy Savile cult
How horrifying
Anonymous No.713248140 [Report] >>713254162
>>713247949
I didn't see him. Wait a second, is that Daniel Craig era Moneypenny?
Anonymous No.713248169 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
Deus Ex Mankind Divided. Game literally just ends out of nowhere.
Anonymous No.713248257 [Report] >>713252165 >>713253127 >>713253304
>>713247819
>all those years of story, all those choices they were all leading up to this!
>a final choice that invalidates everything you ever chose!
>pick one of 3 primary colors and watch a cutscene with minor differences that allow you to experience the true feeling of ultimate despair in the realization that you've wasted effort caring about this series!
and it sold like hotcakes.
Anonymous No.713248268 [Report] >>713248673
>>713248003
The evacuation scene with Full Monty fucking everything up was pretty good. Like the escalating sequence from City of the Dead when they start washing over the fences and chewing on all proles and richfags because they got complacent. It just kept going from bad to fucking worse.
Anonymous No.713248368 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
Reminds me of Dead Or Alive by Takashi Miike where an otherwise mostly serious crime action film ends with a Dragon Ball Z fight that destroys the planet
Anonymous No.713248396 [Report]
Honestly Mass Effect 3
None of your choices end up mattering across 3 games.
Anonymous No.713248673 [Report]
>>713248268
It was too stupid to be believable. They literally rounded up everyone in one room then left them alone. They could have just told everyone to stay inside their own rooms.
Anonymous No.713248693 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
wtf Is that editing dios mio
Anonymous No.713248818 [Report] >>713249000 >>713251572 >>713251660 >>713253778
>>713247075 (OP)
thanks for saving me 20 bucks, OP. I was so hyped for this movie and was even going to socialize to see this in the theater, that was before I saw that webm obviously lol
Anonymous No.713249000 [Report] >>713249105 >>713249326 >>713249591
>>713247916
>>713248818
>thanks for saving me 20 bucks
You owe this to Danny Boyle after giving you plenty of kinos in the last 20 years, ungrateful anon
Anonymous No.713249105 [Report]
>>713249000
well then he shouldn't have made New Kids Turbo: Zombie edition out of it
Anonymous No.713249162 [Report]
>>713247381
Damn the trailer was really cool.
Anonymous No.713249260 [Report] >>713252442
>>713247075 (OP)
Kotor 2.
Anonymous No.713249273 [Report]
>>713247381
They've survived for 28 years against fast zombies. No shit they're dunking on them. They might as well be just another form of animals that humans will be hunting from now on.
Anonymous No.713249326 [Report]
>>713249000
t. Danny boy
Anonymous No.713249508 [Report] >>713249645 >>713250149
>>713247760
Begbie did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.713249591 [Report]
>>713249000
I'll slip him a 20 if I ever meet him.
Anonymous No.713249645 [Report] >>713249710 >>713249794 >>713249881 >>713250376 >>713250454 >>713250786 >>713253685
>>713247760
>>713248003
>>713248091
>>713249508
>ANON! COME BACK HERE AND HELP YOUR FAMILY!
How do you respond without sounding like a cowardly incel /v/?
Anonymous No.713249710 [Report]
>>713249645
Anonymous No.713249794 [Report]
>>713249645
>I have to return some video tapes.
Anonymous No.713249881 [Report]
>>713249645
>opening is just a speed test that doesn't stop from the moment that you get in
What could he have done in that exact moment? Most zombie films has you getting fucked once you're surrounded even worse when said zeds can now run faster than you, move in swarms and the virus has a turnover rate in the literal seconds. Even Bigsby couldn't kick the shit outta a horde of rage zombies without losing a chunk or two in the process.
Anonymous No.713250062 [Report]
Which D&D game has a cave collapse on your party and they all die? har har real funny very meta.
Anonymous No.713250149 [Report]
>>713249508
Up until he french kissed his waifu Begbie was in the green. Everything after was his fault.
Anonymous No.713250218 [Report]
>>713247173
one of the kid characters in this movie fucks with Power Rangers, so when he grows up, he assembles a little squad of survivors and convinces them to do a Power Rangers gimmick with him. that's what i've gathered, at least.
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Anonymous No.713250313 [Report]
>>713247381
Are you fucking kidding me!!!!! I thought this was some fan made shit. My fucking sides holy shit.
Anonymous No.713250376 [Report]
>>713249645
Anonymous No.713250454 [Report]
>>713249645
This film was incredibly stupid and was out to overly punish the dad for making the pragmatic move of leaving them. He literally becomes a teleporting zombie to haunt the kids for some reason.
Anonymous No.713250740 [Report] >>713251210
Getting the Rage virus is probably the most agreeable zombification I can think of. No succumbing to disease, no suspicion, no becoming a shambolic wreck.

You just get super pissed off, check out of polite society and spend the rest of your life running around attacking everyone you see. It's Streets of Rage
Anonymous No.713250786 [Report]
>>713249645
I'd flip her the bird over my shoulder as I ran. This bitch knew what it meant to not find the retarded child in time, she knew everyone who stayed in that room was doomed. Begby fought off the zombies in the kitchen alone with a crowbar and she squandered the time he bought her.
Anonymous No.713251210 [Report]
>>713250740
>become so buttblasted from having the monke virus that you start ripping the tendons off your bones from sheer frothing rage
>can't really drink water either because rabies symptoms
>technically you aren't a zombie so eating flesh won't replenish shit and your metabolism if anything has been kicked into overdrive
Anonymous No.713251369 [Report] >>713251670
>>713247075 (OP)
>Finish first half of the game
>There's no second half of the game
>That's all
Anonymous No.713251572 [Report]
>>713248818
>>713247075 (OP)
@FBI @UNIVERSAL @SONY @NSA @CSIS @NASA @TomGreenLive
UNIVERSAL PICTURES, SUE THIS MAN HE'S LOSING PROFITS
Anonymous No.713251660 [Report]
>>713248818
Wish I did the same for Napoopan. That movie was absolute fucking dogshit and I'm still mad about it.
Anonymous No.713251663 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
wow it's worse than I imagined
Anonymous No.713251670 [Report] >>713251962
>>713251369
Rage 2 was great. I started on the ultra mega difficulty and had a blast. The sword is so good.
Anonymous No.713251727 [Report] >>713251960
>>713247949
Boyle confirmed the comics to be canon to the film. Jim gets put on trial for killing the soldiers and he's sentenced to death.

He's still coming back, though.
Anonymous No.713251839 [Report] >>713251985 >>713252217 >>713252674
>>713247075 (OP)
How much good zombie cooch and tits shots are in the movie?
Anonymous No.713251960 [Report]
>>713251727
>pulling an Alex Mercer with ole Jimbo
I hate comic tie ins so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.713251962 [Report]
>>713251670
I did enjoy Rage 2 too. Shame it didn't have enough sales and Beth downsized the DLCs. Haven't tried the sword, what they did to sell that DLC was scummy
Anonymous No.713251985 [Report] >>713252159 >>713252432 >>713252559
>>713251839
Lots, you even see them giving birth too.
Anonymous No.713252159 [Report] >>713252368
>>713251985
Do they have their own society now with subsistence farming and cottage industries?
Anonymous No.713252165 [Report]
>>713248257
Eh, it did it's job. Got me to never buy or play any EA games since
Anonymous No.713252217 [Report] >>713252432
>>713251839
There's like 50 sets of zombie cock and balls in this film, but like 20 sets of tits. These zombies have evolved into different classes (literally like a videogame) and one class is called the "Alphas". They have big ass dicks and love doing mortal combat finishers on people.
Anonymous No.713252368 [Report]
>>713252159
They're kind of like the raptors in Jurassic Park, honestly. They set ambushes and use flanking tactics against armed people.
Anonymous No.713252378 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
90% of the movie was good, the ending is so bad. What were they thinking putting John Crossed and his troop of harlequins at the end?
Anonymous No.713252432 [Report]
>>713251985
>>713252217
Bush status? Or shaved?
Anonymous No.713252442 [Report] >>713252548
>>713249260
Nihlus dying so easily, most companions disappearing when you reach Malachor with no explanation, then ending it with a 30 second scene of the ship flying away almost ruins the entire game. It feels so rushed and makes most of your choices pointless.
I'm surprised it's not seen with the same infamy as ME3's ending.
Anonymous No.713252494 [Report] >>713252640
>>713247173
the new 28 years later movie, it's Liam Neeson level of cuts
>>713247813
the movie has a scottish chav gang that fights zombies
Anonymous No.713252548 [Report] >>713252659
>>713252442
I may be a retard and got the bad ending but when I played at launch my ending was I beat kreia in a fight, it snapped to the ebon hawk and everyone on board falling into a canyon and dying and then just showed stars and the credits rolled.
Anonymous No.713252559 [Report]
>>713251985
Anonymous No.713252578 [Report]
>>713248138
Always remind anyone you meet from Dirty Leeds that Jimmy Savile is one of their own.
Anonymous No.713252640 [Report] >>713252804 >>713252827
>>713252494
>it's Liam Neeson level of cuts
Speaking of Liam Neeson he's doing a Naked Gun reboot now. Maybe his jokes will land a lot better than his punches do.
Anonymous No.713252659 [Report]
>>713252548
Still just a 30 second cutscene tacked on at the end.
Anonymous No.713252674 [Report]
>>713251839
I didn't see many nipples, there's a shot of an alpha with a huge cock that chases Spike and his mom on a train, they didn't have to show his cock so much
Anonymous No.713252695 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
Expedition 33.
Everyone who liked those endings is a fart-huffing pseud faggot.
Anonymous No.713252804 [Report] >>713253389
>>713252640
Don't count on it.
Anonymous No.713252827 [Report] >>713252980
>>713252640
i heard about the reboot, watched at the trailer and it looks 7/10
liam neeson is at least fully leaning into the pisstake police, but the jokes aren't as funny as the original
Anonymous No.713252980 [Report] >>713253061 >>713253117
>>713252827
The original had funny jokes? Maybe a few. The scenes of OJ Simpson getting 3 Stooged were hilarious, I guess.
Anonymous No.713253061 [Report]
>>713252980
it's like airplane, the slapstick jokes and making fun of the police genre and TV show cliches made it good
Anonymous No.713253117 [Report]
>>713252980
There were funny sequences but a lot of it was played straight for the most part.
Anonymous No.713253127 [Report]
>>713248257
Sounds par for the course with 2 ignoring and retconning every single choice you could make in 1
Anonymous No.713253304 [Report]
>>713248257
>a final choice that invalidates everything you ever chose!
Most RPGs do this.
Anonymous No.713253389 [Report]
>>713252804
I wonder what he did to shacked up with this shit. Outside of threatening to bash some rando's skull in with a polished cosh.
Anonymous No.713253441 [Report] >>713253745 >>713253860
Dishonored 1
Anonymous No.713253685 [Report]
>>713249645
>save me from the grave I dug for myself
Nah.
Anonymous No.713253745 [Report] >>713253848
>>713253441
But Dishonored 1 has an unfathomably kino ending that ties perfectly with its credits theme and pumps you up like crazy after a god-tier game
https://youtu.be/oLXw27eS8HU?t=360
Anonymous No.713253778 [Report]
>>713248818
how fucken dumb do you have to be to "hyped" for any modern movie lol

holy fuck the NPC meme is 100% real. You fags really are just the slave class
Anonymous No.713253848 [Report]
>>713253745
the chaos ending is kino, the good one is very anticlimatic
Anonymous No.713253860 [Report]
>>713253441
The cut to the last cutscene is a little abrupt. I can't think of how else they could have done it though.
Anonymous No.713253889 [Report]
>>713247075 (OP)
dark souls 1
Anonymous No.713254162 [Report]
>>713248140
Yes. She was in 28 Days Later
Anonymous No.713254860 [Report]
>>713247123
this /v/ is a slotlights board or exclusivo team23.
Anonymous No.713254975 [Report]
>filtered by the sweeden olympic ski team stuck in ingurland.
shame on you.