Thread 713247862 - /v/ [Archived: 829 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:25:22 PM No.713247862

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>video game comedy
Has it ever worked?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:29:12 PM No.713248019

>>713247862 (OP)
I would tell you a joke about a PS5 game…but there aren’t any!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:31:11 PM No.713248086

>>713247862 (OP)
I laughed. It's funny because the punchline doesn't follow from the setup. You expect it to be a witty pun or wordplay, but it's overly literal instead.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:38:55 PM No.713248391

>>713247862 (OP)
I smiled because the idea of a series of 4 jokes with the exact same non sequitur punchline being delivered in sequence is actually quite funny

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:43:22 PM No.713248575

600px-MW-npc-Gaeldol

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The funniest Wood Elf alive.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:I%27m_My_Own_Grandpa

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:43:57 PM No.713248609

>>713248391
That's not what a non sequitur is. It's about as opposite to one as you can get.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:46:31 PM No.713248715

Did you hear about the anon who didn't reply to this post?
His mother dies in her sleep tonight!

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:46:51 PM No.713248735

>>713248609
I thought a non sequitur is when you propose/set up one idea, but then follow it up with something completely irrelevant in the next moment?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:48:15 PM No.713248786

geoff_headshot

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>>713248715
Your favorite game will not appear at The Game Awards insha'Allah.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:48:51 PM No.713248806

>>713248715

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:49:04 PM No.713248817

Did you hear about epic hole guy?

He's a meme now!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 12:51:55 PM No.713248920

>>713247862 (OP)
This one's more like a factoid

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:08:30 PM No.713249620

>>713248735
Yeah, on the surface. But the irrelevant part should carry some subtext making it relevant to the original set up.
The punchlines in OP aren't irrelevant. They're the obvious conclusion to the set up. No subversion or irony. The joke is there's some bad situation, then the obvious bad thing happens, but with video game lingo. It's an in-joke. It's like if Andrew Dice Clay got addicted to Minecraft.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:12:40 PM No.713249802

>>713248715
I chortled

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:15:18 PM No.713249923

Some anon should do a stand up set with the Minecraft jokebook.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:16:23 PM No.713249976

minecraft jokes

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>>713247862 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:18:44 PM No.713250082

1578643038887

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>>713247862 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:20:18 PM No.713250165

>>713247862 (OP)
Giants: citizen kabuto is funny.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:20:49 PM No.713250195

1632426609848

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>>713249976
>Did you hear a a skeleton?
>He respawned

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:21:46 PM No.713250239

>>713248715
KYS

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:27:29 PM No.713250497

>>713247862 (OP)
I hauled passengers in Dredge upside down. That was funny.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:30:57 PM No.713250646

vidya jokes

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>>713247862 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:31:47 PM No.713250682

>>713248575
>Why did the dark elf cross the road?
hahaha that's a good one

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:33:16 PM No.713250754

>>713250646
Fucking lost it at Carlos Mencia

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:34:05 PM No.713250796

pac-man-riddle-joke-book1

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:36:56 PM No.713250940

>>713250754
Why does he copy chris rock?
Never heard of him.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:38:05 PM No.713250998

>>713250940
Try asking ChatGPT, zoomer

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:39:11 PM No.713251046

8R8PpZv

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:40:18 PM No.713251112

>>713250646
American comedy sure is something else, huh?

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:40:41 PM No.713251126

>>713250796
lol
classic

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:42:55 PM No.713251248

>>713249976
>>713250195
Dark souls reference

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:43:40 PM No.713251291

>>713250646
The Chris Rock one was funny, I genuinely LOL'd.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:44:02 PM No.713251312

>>713250646
What would Norm say?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:47:44 PM No.713251474

>>713249976
>>713250195
>Did you meat?
>he had

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:47:58 PM No.713251490

>>713251312
>"You know, the meanest dogs are the ones found guarding the Capra Demon!"

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:48:25 PM No.713251513

5212417417_b046dbae6f_o

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>>713248715
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
I'VE HAD AN ENTIRE DAMN MURDER OF CROWS HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE ALL WEEK

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:50:46 PM No.713251615

>>713250940
he steals his jokes, chris rock was just the one picked out for the thread

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:52:01 PM No.713251672

>>713251312
The Two Towers in LOtR game? It remind me of that tragedy...

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:53:41 PM No.713251742

Why did the gamer cross the road?
Because he wanted to render the other side

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:54:11 PM No.713251763

>>713247862 (OP)
CHICKEN JOCKEY

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:59:13 PM No.713252031

>>713251513
CAW CAW

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 1:59:40 PM No.713252062

>>713247862 (OP)
Yes
https://youtu.be/7W2F7y7NloI?si=EZypVWGPBT7MtXlg

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:00:12 PM No.713252082

>>713250940
Mencia got busted plagiarizing jokes a fuck ton of times. It blows my mind he's still doing stand up comedy

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:08:22 PM No.713252508

>>713248715

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:20:09 PM No.713253123

1730592941762288

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You've forced my hand

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:29:29 PM No.713253602

>>713251312
>Now, I'm not saying the Switch 2 is a bad console, but it does have some design flaws. For instance, there aren’t not enough launch titles. And the battery life is short. And it has a tendency to overheat. And it can’t run modern third party games. And it’s too expensive. And all the controllers have stick drift. But other than that? it’s a damn fine piece of hardware.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:37:16 PM No.713254000

1732459395103661

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>>713247862 (OP)
I had seen this photo before but playing Minecraft for the first time holy shit it hits so different, fuck that's funny

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:41:29 PM No.713254226

>>713248086
it has to be, considering the audience these books are aimed at

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:42:57 PM No.713254324

>>713254226
>children are retarded and should be retarded by being fed retarded things
Never be a parent

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:46:29 PM No.713254525

>>713254324
>children
autists more so than children.
children dont read books anymore.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:46:38 PM No.713254538

CRKM022018499

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>whoa-oh-oh, these are some wacky send-ups and parodies. Can you believe kids play this all day?

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 2:58:27 PM No.713255262

Vegeta is disgusted

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>>713253123
what the actual fuck

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:00:00 PM No.713255365

>>713248715
Haha good one!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:05:17 PM No.713255683

>>713248715
I love my mommy please no...

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:06:24 PM No.713255743

>>713253123
This is actually legit physically painful to read.
It feels like an ice pick being jammed into my skull.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:12:50 PM No.713256081

>>713248715
die

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:19:27 PM No.713256454

>>713248715
kek

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:21:29 PM No.713256571

>>713248715
lmao

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:21:53 PM No.713256594

>>713248715
Did you hear about anon's mom?
She was destroyed!

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:22:26 PM No.713256637

>>713248715
Nigger

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:28:55 PM No.713257003

1742252950176271

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>>713256594
kek

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 3:29:29 PM No.713257030

South Park Stick of Truth is funny

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:03:45 PM No.713258996

>>713248715
Heh my mom's rich so I'll be rich for not replying to this tonight.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:03:54 PM No.713259001

>>713247862 (OP)
CHICKEN JOCKEY

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:05:12 PM No.713259090

>>713247862 (OP)
Did you hear about the videogame thread on /v/?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:06:38 PM No.713259167

file

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>>713259090

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:06:56 PM No.713259181

>>713248715
My mom already died in her sleep 10 years ago.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:07:35 PM No.713259234

1750454626126560

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>>713249976
>did you hear a skeleton
>he respawned

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:08:24 PM No.713259285

fatass

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>>713247862 (OP)
>walked in on two creepers
Two creepers what?

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:14:59 PM No.713259646

>>713248715

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:16:54 PM No.713259753

>>713248715
Anon's mother went splash!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:21:11 PM No.713260020

847524379854652

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>>713247862 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:22:50 PM No.713260125

>>713248715
haha
Fall.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:25:51 PM No.713260318

1748142624509755

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>>713253123
>FART-nite
Holy shit...

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:26:33 PM No.713260360

>>713248715
oh no

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:32:22 PM No.713260725

>>713248715
I knew it was coming but i still checked.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:33:58 PM No.713260830

>>713253123
brazillian fortnite porn

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:39:24 PM No.713261184

>>713248715
fuck you
>>713260830
>three brazilian mean girls DESTROY their lesbian slave
>it's 30 minutes of really uncomfortable face sitting and trampling
Fuck brazil too.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:44:00 PM No.713261505

>>713249976
someone wasted paper on that

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 4:48:56 PM No.713261864

>>713248715
enjoy the vacation nigger tranny

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:12:37 PM No.713263526

>>713260020
_ ____ __ ____ _____ _____!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:19:13 PM No.713264007

>>713248715
It's not funny

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:28:30 PM No.713264738

JERKIN_IT

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>>713253123
haha oh god there's a whole book of these? Maybe they'll put it in the game haha

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:29:33 PM No.713264818

CHARA AHAHAH by paychiri

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>>713259234
kek

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:39:04 PM No.713265467

>>713248715
She's asleep in the other room right now

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 5:59:05 PM No.713266782

>>713248715
No you.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:02:53 PM No.713267015

>>713248715
Yeah, I figured

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:15:50 PM No.713267993

>>713253123
Who the fuck uses "parp" as a fart sound effect?

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:18:55 PM No.713268219

Rei slap

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>>713248715
Not funny

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:20:16 PM No.713268312

>>713248715

fuck you

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:20:25 PM No.713268324

>>713247862 (OP)
I used to have a copy of this book, but this destroyed.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:21:30 PM No.713268408

>>713248715
Sad!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:28:58 PM No.713268943

>>713267993
probably shittok and jewtubers who can't use any no-no words or else their 100 million child-view channels will get demonitized

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:33:53 PM No.713269289

Wile E. Coyote_thumb.jpg

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>>713247862 (OP)

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:54:52 PM No.713270889

>>713267993
it's a UK thing, but nobody under 50 would use it

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 6:56:29 PM No.713271028

I thought ratchet and clank was pretty funny. Especially up your arsenal

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:01:11 PM No.713271380

>>713248715
Fuck you

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:28:15 PM No.713273497

>>713253123
I bought something similar for my nephew and my sister cornered me and said "if you're going to buy him stuff like that, don't buy him anything at all." I think it was a Minecraft book called "Stinky Steve"

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:29:54 PM No.713273647

Double Fine games are pretty funny and still hold up.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:39:18 PM No.713274384

file

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>>713250796
What's trannyjak's favorite restaurant?
AckDonald's

And what does "she" always order there?
A Big Ack

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:51:02 PM No.713275359

>>713251312
>So I was playing this game, yeah? It's called Sengoku Rance, it's one of those...Japanese games.
>You know Japan, that tiny little group of islands we nuked twice. You know what I'm talking about? Good. I don't have to explain history to you.
>Anyway, it's a strategy game, you've got to lead a military and shit like that.
>If you do a really good job, you get to rape as many women as you want.
>It's really just a swell, a swell game. I play it for the gameplay. I even let my kids play it before bed sometimes.
>Maybe I should have enlisted back in the day.

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Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:53:04 PM No.713275527

>>713273497
You're a fucking faggot

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:55:57 PM No.713275794

>>713248715
nigger

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:56:56 PM No.713275891

>>713253123
haha! More like Fartnite than Fortnite, is what it is!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:57:13 PM No.713275912

Knock Knock

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 7:58:02 PM No.713275993

>>713275359
good post

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:06:20 PM No.713276658

>>713250646
The Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais ones where funny, also a bit of meta commentary as Gervais did VA work as himself for the GTA IV.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:06:22 PM No.713276664

>>713248715
I'll find you and rape your corpse.
Gently because I'm not a monster.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:16:54 PM No.713277549

>>713248715
Kill yourself

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:33:11 PM No.713278903

>>713275359
lol'd

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:37:05 PM No.713279242

>>713248715
faggot

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:48:28 PM No.713280240

>>713250082
What color is your minecart?

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:51:02 PM No.713280476

>>713248715
shit, should've known something was up when I looked at all these (You)s...

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:52:46 PM No.713280639

>>713251312
>so I recently got into this video game, "Hatred"
>the main character... no you don't need to know his name, it's not important
>anyways the main character, he's just the worst... I mean this guy's a real jerk!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:54:51 PM No.713280808

1564618292938

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>>713248715

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:56:50 PM No.713280951

>>713260020
This stupid shit always gets me.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:58:28 PM No.713281095

>>713248715
He was destroyed!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 8:58:39 PM No.713281107

>>713248715
No joking matter

Replies: >>713282728

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:06:02 PM No.713281704

>>713249976
>>713247862 (OP)
To be fair you need a really high IQ to appreciate this kind of humor.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:08:52 PM No.713281929

>>713248715
>chain letter but posts

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:19:20 PM No.713282728

>>713281107
Did you hear about the joking matter that tried to make contact with joking antimatter?
They were destroyed!

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:21:45 PM No.713282896

It is unironically THE hardest writing challenge for a video game.
The only ones that got close to be funny were literally point & clicks.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:24:11 PM No.713283069

>>713269289
I never thought a licensed game could be original, let alone good.

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:25:26 PM No.713283168

>>713248715
Fuck you

Anonymous

6/21/2025, 9:39:05 PM No.713284294

>>713247862 (OP)
I read a bit of the escapist guys novel and enjoyed it, if that counts as video game humor.