I see many complain about the price
in japan everyone loved the game and say it was innovative

>>713257760 (OP)
japanese reaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKqN0482ko

>>713257760 (OP)
cult shit

>>713257760 (OP)
I have welcome tour. If you are a fan of technology, engineering, the history of Nintendo and tech demos, you’ll love it. After playing it, I think it was worth the $10. Beforehand I thought it wouldn’t be worth it:

>>713258159
you are smart unlike average gaijin who hate nintendo
many say they will pirate switch 2 game

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People who pirate are not customers

I am appalled at the low ethical standards of foreign countries that still insinuate piracy at this stage of the game
Don't justify your lack of compliance and decency

Resellers are pissed off both domestically and internationally
It's working great!

It's funny because after all those anti switch boycott, it's selling great

I know it's been common knowledge for a long time that pirates are hanged

What is it really about foreign cultures that endorse piracy? I mean, they just criticize and play with pirated copies, it's just too much

All in all, what a peace and what can we consider a virtual great defeat for the resellers and the Nintendo antis...?

I'd like to say to those who defend piracy:
“Do you know the words and meaning of respect and ethics?”

I don't want you to play by posting "I'm playing pirated copies, how do you feel now Nintendo?" You could have bought it if you worked that time. Shame on them.

I guess it's the difference between
“Omotenashi”
to make customers happy or not.

That's exactly what you'd expect from people who think it's okay to loot things when there's a riot

Is Nintendo's legal department in the US strong?
I hope they beat up pirate users

I've never seen Japanese fighting over items for sale at a store in Japan.
Overseas, it's a national trait to be the first to go and not think of others.

You want to say, “Who was boycotting?”
If you don't like it, why are you playing pirated Nintendo games?

What? Nintendo is DEI? Piracy is DEI, I think DEI means people who don't spend money and only criticize.

Piracy is moral? Japanese content is 100 years too early for idiots.
If you approve of piracy, you are a criminal. If it's an old game that is no longer in production I can understand emulating it, but this is the latest model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiihAxJ65Y

steamdeck doesn't make you pay to use the tutorial

>>713257760 (OP)
>>713257784
Being constantly reminded of how shit taste and hivemind japs are, it is astounding anything good manages to come out of that country.

>>713259026
Aperture Desk Job is also a far better and more charming game.

>>713259026
it is inferior product
switch 2 is more superior
in demo you can do maracas and it feel you are feeling beads shaking
it is because of the advanced vibration technology
japan is ahead of technology 10-20 years

>>713257760 (OP)
>10 bucks for a tech demo
lmao nintòddlers will literally buy anything

>>713257784

>>713257784
Japan is a cucktinent what did you except?

>>713257760 (OP)
The fact that they feel the need to sell Switch 2 Welcome Tour has the same energy as Sony promoting the PS3 has a Blu-ray player because it had NOGAEMS at launch. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

>>713257760 (OP)
Should've been free no ifs ands or buts

>>713259892
>in demo you can do maracas and it feel you are feeling beads shaking
I'm pretty sure that 1-2-switch already the exact same kind of showcase 7 years ago but of course that shitendo shills don't even care
Watch the cultists shill the exact same technology next gen too

>>713257760 (OP)
Japan got it cheaper iirc

>>713257760 (OP)
"Handheld" it's even in the name, only homos who hold hands play with those

>>713259198
japs playing deltarune and telling ralsei to keep smiling will never not be (tragically) funny

I just dont want to talk to nintendo fans at all. We speak the same language but don't at the same time. They are very strange people

>>713261481
Japan only got it cheaper because their currency is shit. It's still about the same when you don't convert.

>>713259892
>advanced vibration technology
>japan is ahead of technology 10-20 years
It's linear actuators, last century technology.
Where are the Hall effect joysticks if the japongos are so ahead?

>>713261674
qrd? I'm never gonna play Deltarune.

>>713261481
>>713261886
nintendo is japanese company idiot of course it is more cheaper in home country
see this

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In case you're wondering, at the time of the PS5, the price in Japan was set higher
They didn't make a fuss about the PS5 being expensive only in Japan, but when it comes to the Switch, they make a fuss about discrimination, which is no different from saying that it's okay to discriminate against the Japanese, but not against themselves

If you're going to hold a grudge, hold a grudge against those who resell, pirate, and violate rules.

They complain that Japanese can't speak English, so why don't they learn Japanese?

But you guys don't respect the original work or the creator, right?
They say "we spread the work abroad" when they have not contributed anything to the original authors by watching and spreading pirated copies for free

At least now the US has no reason to complain

I thought the same thing about Pal World, but it's really annoying that every time something happens, they say something like "that's why we play pirated versions"
You complain all the time, but in the end you're going to play it without paying for it, so just shut up.

"Only Japan got a discount!" Nintendo has only made the price based on the yen, not the dollar.
It's a different way of thinking in the first place.
Why do they always think they are the standard?
If you think about the performance of Switch2, people will buy it

They said "whiner", "crybaby", "Cry harder", "Snowflake", "Spoiled brat" to Japanese people who criticize during Assassin's Creed, but these people are exactly like this

Too much discrimination against Japan
The world still looks down on Japan

Look at the salary difference between Japan and other countries and then tell me

At the time of Palworld, people overseas were also saying to the Pokémon side
"They are monopolizing the copyright!" I guess there are a lot of people who are brain-dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbqbiFnsQVQ

>>713262351
still not buying a switch 2

It was okay, nothing to write home about besides discovering a few things and playing the minigames with the family
I wouldn't have bothered with it however if online users totally weren't losing their mind over this demo being 10 bucks, I suppose thanks for the free advertisement.
And as far as I recall, Nintendo never made anything for free. Even Wii Sports was an actual extra 50 bucks more shipped with the console (for a total of 250 bucks), while Japan had a console-only bundle for purchase.

>>713257760 (OP)
YWNBJNAW

>>713259026
The fucked up thing is that it's not even really a tutorial in the conventional sense, it's an unnessicarily in-depth exploration into the hardware inside the Switch 2, the English name sets the wrong expectation. That said, it's still incredibly niche software and offering it for free would have been a gesture of goodwill amidst an avalanche of expensive consoles, accessories, games and paid upgrades. It's not like anyone is going to be playing this after the first week of owning their Switch 2 anyway. I feel like the most sensible compromise would be to offer it at no additional charge to active NSO subscribers.

>>713257784
why are they like this?
what the fuck

>>713262090
party's fluffy guy who's been hiding the prophecy and always tries to keep the party's spirits up has a breakdown after shit hits the fan and the rest of the party learns one of them is doomed by the prophecy (or something to that effect)
he apologises and tries to recompose himself and smile while he's obviously still a mess, which gives you the choice in picrel
this is /v/ so take it with a grain of salt but apparently quite a few jp players picked the right option without a second thought lmao

>>713257760 (OP)
>pay for adds with npcs literally suggesting that kids should ask their parents to buy shit
Yeah, why aren't people gobbling this up?

>>713259892
It's too bad that 1-2 Switch and this are the only examples of the "advanced technology" (lol) being put to any use.

>>713261886
There's a JP only version over there iirc
And you have to enter a raffle to see if you get to buy it

>>713257760 (OP)
gaijin actually bought a ps5 so they know what a tech demo should look like(free and an actual game and not a quiz)

>>713257784
dude you can't judge public reaction from youtube comments
go on 5ch if you want to hear real opinions

>>713257760 (OP)
I'm one of the five people in the US that bought and actually liked the Welcome Tour.

>>713257760 (OP)
Refer to the comments in the last thread you made for the answer.

>>713263227
I 100% believe this because it lines up perfectly with the national ethos.
Which isn't a bad thing by the way. Arguably the reason why JP makes such great games is due to this "Conform and go full steam ahead even if it kills you mentality". Or as I'm going to call it from now on, the "Keep smiling" mentality.

>>713258159
Hard disagree. They go into such basic detail of the mechanisms so a child can grasp losing any interest. Collecting the stamps is boring as shit. Exploring the damn thing is slow as shit. Its not charming. Steam Deck did its tech demo far better.

>>713262408
then stop complaining about switch 2

>>713264481
I don’t agree. There’s a lot of small details shared about how they designed the switch 2 that none of us would ever know if they weren’t shared on welcome tour. Collecting the stamps becomes easy once you realize you have to explore near the components. I’ve been playing an hour or two at a time. The mouse mini games are fun. Even had some fun with the multitouch button mini game where you need to keep all your fingers on the buttons. You really don’t know what you’re going to get next. They could have made the over world and character models less generic but overall I think it’s worth it for those curious. I’ve worked in supply chain/manufacturing for years, and I do find it fascinating how things are made. I imagine the average child wouldn’t give a shit. Especially with the quizzes they have scattered throughout the exhibits. This is definitely not for everyone. It definitely could have been a pack in, but this isn’t really the same kind of tech demo as Wii sports. This is more informative and testing the features.

.

>>713257784
>It felt like a playable instruction manual, which was awesome
bruh

>>713262351
>The Japanese need arrows to tell them what to look at
Actual factual redditor-ass country

Reminder that Nintendo can price its games at $160 today and people will still buy them

Really don't get why it isn't part of NSO
>Customers see it as a "free" benefit to their subscription
>Nintendo can tell shareholders people are paying for it

>>713269037
You're one of the good jews anon.

>>713257784
>youtube comments
you can go on any shit games youtube comment section find plenty people fellating the game

>>713257784
>let me just cherry-pick some comments off some random shittube videos
that's about as convincing as a teleprompter speech

>>713257760 (OP)
I played this hunk of shit and its just questions with some light mini games you can find in a Windows 98 welcome pack.
Am i being hired as a tech support specialist for Nintendo? Is what i asked myself when they gave me actual tests and having to read notes and shit. For 10 dollars you can buy 5 games off steam for christ sakes.

>>713263227
Ralsei deserves to have to smile, the lying bastard

>>713268385
you can play 6 hours with many minigame
1000 yen price is normal

.

>the manual is behind a paywall

Completely unironically though. Is Nintendo's mouse-tech patented?
Will we never see it or something close enough to it be mass adopted for PC use?

>>713257760 (OP)
>tendies screech and shit on astrobot for being a glorified sony product advertisement
>søyface over a paid console tutorial and viciously defend it against anyone with the audacity to shittalk it
Hypocrisy much?

>>713259892
Not really, you have to buy other accessories like the pro controller and the camera just to get access to new features. Makes it feel incomplete.

>>713273457
What do you mean? It's a mouse. Are they doing something different technologically to all the other mice?

>>713273773
Astrobot is particularly kind of sad because it features many first-party IPs that Sony Interactive killed after getting rid of Japan Studio (after bleeding all the talents out)
Also nice strawman.

>>713258681
Good thing their economy is collapsing so I hope these retards can keep their company afloat when japs have to use their important purchasing power elsewhere lmao

>>713273457
The Lenovo Legion Go already had detachable "joycons" that came become mice before the Switch 2 was released.

>>713274346
it is nothing compare to switch 2 technology idiot

>>713258159
Agreed. As a software / firmware engineer I went into it expecting to hate it. Instead, I found a "game" clearly made by passionate hardware and software engineers, whose main goal was really just "look at all this cool shit we did to make the switch 2!"

I liked it.

>>713274025
>Are they doing something different technologically to all the other mice?
Yeah. It doesn't use a laser or anything like regular optical mice.
Instead it uses a tiny super low res camera to take like 1k pictures a second and then it compares the the pixels of the photographed pictures and compares how they relate to one another in sequence in order to make judgements of how you've been moving the mouse and in what directions.
It is genuinely more reliable than any PC mouse I've ever used. Works on more kinds of surfaces, even really shitty ones.

It's still just a mouse by the end of the day. It's not like PC mice -needs- an upgrade. But this is an upgrade. And I'd like a mouse like this for my PC too if it was an option.

>>713275121
Neat. I'm guessing most mice don't bother with anything like that because they assume you'll be using them on a suitable flat surface instead of your trouser leg or a sofa cushion or whatever, but sounds like a cool innovation.

I might buy it just because there is nothing else to play.

Watch how they'll try to copyright it anyway lmfao

>>713275724
mario kart world and many 3rd party software like cyberpunk

Hating Nintendo = Hating Japan.
I didn't make the rules.

>>713276423
Those terms are acceptable.

>>713257760 (OP)
japnese love tutorials more than life itself

>>713263227
I can believe this

>>713276361
I played the third party games years ago

>>713257760 (OP)
>>713257807
>>713259198
>it is astounding anything good manages to come out of that country.
Japs have always loved their companies and tech, because in the past they were at the top and actually made really good stuff. Lots of good thing even outside of tech used to come out of that country. Now they've lost it. But they're still consumers worshipping modern e-waste just because it's "Japanese" (actually chinkshit manufactured abroad).

The Reiwa era, and especially the covid hysteria shortly after the new era began, completely mindbroke the Japanese. There's a huge difference in Japanese society and just how people there act even comparing the late 2010's to the past 5 years.

>>713257760 (OP)
Why should I care about what Japs say? They're the most brainwashed people on the planet when it comes to letting game companies fuck them in the ass. Smash Ultimate's online is borderline unplayable because it adds a minimum of 4 frames of delay (making it at minimum 11 frames of input delay when playing online after combining it with the game's inherent 7 frames) and western fans took it into their own hands to fix Nintendo's incompetence and make online playable and the Japs actually get so upset about that they think anyone using the delay reduction mod should be banned. They would rather their game be unplayable than mod it and fix it themselves. They're cocksuckers of the highest degree.

>>713279859
They got pissed over people using means to manipulate the gear gatcha in Splatoon 1, to the point of not playing with western players who didn't have a randomly incorrect gear slot.

>>713279859
>>713280908
>game is shit
>but it's shit for everybody so it's fair
>do unfair exploits or """fixes"""
as usual, gaijins are invaders, are exploitative, and is never able to adapt to anything

>>713281231
Make your game less shit so I won't want to try and exploit the system. When game-altering abilities are tied to a slot machine, I'm not participating.

>>713257760 (OP)
>foreigners
You mean normal people
>>713257784
The Japanese are not normal, they make tendie cultists here look absolutely sane

It's a $20 tech demo that tells you things an instruction manual would have back in the day whose contents can be understood by simply watching a youtube playthrough of it.

>>713279859
this

>>713281231
Weren't you bitching about Foreigners earlier? As usual, tendies don't even know if their enemies are foreigners, amerimutts, or voices in their head.

>>713275121
>Yeah. It doesn't use a laser or anything like regular optical mice.
So it's not a laser mouse
>It is genuinely more reliable than any PC mouse I've ever used.
But it's not a laser mouse
So you're wrong.
You just described a high-polling mouse that's at 1K hz, is it really only that much? That's pretty standard for any optical mouse.

>>713281454
it's funnier seeing you cry while Nintendo will keep on winning, banning and bricking filthy, unfair and lawless gaijins like (you)

>>713258159
>I have welcome tour. If you are a fan of technology, engineering, the history of Nintendo and tech demos, you’ll love it. After playing it, I think it was worth the $10. Beforehand I thought it wouldn’t be worth it:

fuck you. I saw a vtuber play it. It's garbage. One of the gameplay is just trival questions bullshit.

How can nintendo justify charging money for this shit?

>>713281916
I never got banned, and they bent to my will in later games by making the gacha less cancerous.
You lost.

>>713279859
modding of game is against terms idiot
gaijin break rule and complain their switch is banned

comments:

Buy normally and play normally and you won't have to fear.

It means those who go the extra mile are not the customers Nintendo wants to value.

They make modifications that are forbidden, watch pirated copies of anime and pretend to be customers by critiquing the show, foreigners think that Japanese copyrights are something they don't have to abide by, and so on

Just realize that the modification tool itself is illegal.

You have licked too much of Nintendo's seriousness. Please accept it and contemplate.

Advice to those who have been banned!
The country where everyone can enjoy Nintendo's games without violating the law will become a safer place.
Start by recognizing the small criminal acts as “bad”. God bless you all for having such a wonderful educational device in your hands!

Why are you trying to modify it?

Nintendo values its “customers”. If you have purchased the product through the proper channels and there is a problem with it, please contact us. In other words, please use the Switch2 only if you understand the text in this manual and other things that are common sense. That's all I'm saying. Oh, you look like an adult, but is your actual age 2 or 3 years old? If so, you can't play with it. Please come back when you are older.

You say “Japanese resellers are vicious”, but in other words, “C and K country resellers in Japan are vicious”.

Cheaters and modders are a blight on
the people who play normally
If the rest of the world is a raging shithole, we have no reason to conform to their standards
If you like or appreciate Japan, you should conform to our standards
I wish many people are on Nintendo's side

I don't understand why people are complaining about Nintendo's response.
It's in the terms and conditions to begin with?

Westerners seem to have forgotten the word "rule"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNf1He5Yc4

>>713281916
>I won because Nintendo fucked me in the ass!
This is why I don't buy shittendo products.
Its acolytes are genuinely unhinged.

>>713282148
No one asked, you are delusional, Nintendo will lose the first time it tries this in the EU.

>>713282148
continued:

"What's wrong is wrong.“
”When you do something wrong, be sorry and apologize."
There are surprisingly many adults today who don't care about what they are taught as important when they are children, and it seems pointless.
I am very proud and reassured by the presence of Nintendo

It's no wonder that if you leave mods unattended, it's the end of Splatoon and other competitive games. Good times

Jailbreaking iPhone or rooting an Android is something you do knowing that you will lose your warranty, but I think it's just a bunch of idiots who have not been exposed to such things that are making a fuss about it.
If you get banned, it's your fault.

There is no need to protect those who hack, mod tools or resell. Nintendo is a quintessential company that takes care of its fans who properly and legitimately purchase its products.

They've got a lot of measures in place for those who look forward to piracy
Sasuga Nintendo

If you buy the software from Nintendo or the store yourself and buy the software from Nintendo in the normal way, there is nothing wrong with that.
It is wrong to be angry because illegal is not allowed. Those who have engaged in illegal activities and got what they deserved, please repent.

When I see things like this, I realize that foreigners have really low morals when it comes to copyright

The long awaited cry of “ah-ha” from abroad. (LOL)
Nintendo, it's “God”, isn't it, the “execution of divine punishment”

I have learned that those who abhor Nintendo in the West are people with potential criminal tendencies.

I wonder if there is an aspect of “Nintendo hate” overseas that is rooted in hate for Japanese.
Hating Japan even though they use Japanese products. It smells like the same thing they do in the neighboring countries

Westerners are as intelligent as stinkbugs.
I'm not making fun of them.
Seriously.

You said all you wanted to say about the PALWORLD thing, so I guess this is retaliation for that

>>713282119
and now you don't win anyway because gaijins are weak at Splatoon anyway because you're only decent with a mouse
your only advantage: exploits and """fixes""", no longer exist, and thus you'll be stuck on B- and below lmfao
>but I-I-I'm EVP in--
PvE l m f a o
cry more gaijin

>>713257760 (OP)
Imagine if the Wii didn't come with Wii Sports. Yeah sure I'm definitely sure it's a well polished piece of software, but Nintendo is incredibly stupid for thinking putting a price tag on it was not going to backfire. If they made it free people would have loved it - Nintendo Switch 2 Tour is supposed to show off the features of the console right?

>>713282512
I was quad X in Splat 2, then stopped playing that shit game when they required me to pay for garbage P2P connections.

>>713258159
Astro's Playroom was worth $15-20, but having it free on PS5 was a show of goodwill and led to eventually creating GOTY2024 (no, I haven't played it). And it's an actual game with good pacing.

Why wasn't Welcome Tour free? It's just going through text boxes and mini games. It's not like Nintendo couldn't afford to release it for free.

>>713282849
oh cooool! you're at least good enough to play with us, unlike 99% of you gaijins
too bad you can't do it in splat 3 because you can't use exploits and ""fixes"" lmfao
gaijins who can't adapt remind me of other gaijins like you who can't play games without arachnophobia mode or some other gaijin cope

>>713282737
>Yeah sure I'm definitely sure it's a well polished piece of software, but Nintendo is incredibly stupid for thinking putting a price tag on it was not going to backfire. If they made it free people would have loved it - Nintendo Switch 2 Tour is supposed to show off the features of the console right?
That's literally all of it
And it doesn't even have something like multiplayer or real games like wii sports resort has.

Instead it has shit like "shake these maracas to feel the internal vibration of the joycons" which yknow, isn't a fucking video game

>>713282369
>wall of shit no one read
>seething about palworld at the end because it lives rent-free in his empty skull
ah.
the tendie masterpiece

>>713283207
your birthrates are collapsing and you'll be raped by somalis lol haha

>>713257760 (OP)
>say it was innovative
Nobody says this.

>>713283302
>b-b-birthrates
i accept your concession gaijin
when were gone, maybe your devs who make shit like concord and marathon will finally have more players than videos talking about how shit western games are lmfao

>>713281887
>So it's not a laser mouse
>But it's not a laser mouse
>So you're wrong.
But I said it's not a laser mouse. How does that make me wrong?

>>713263837
bought it he other day while high as hell and started playing it last night, it's fucking fun.. how do you get 3 stars on the minigames? I thought they were a max of 2. also fucking hell how are you meant to beat Touch Ten by yourself?

>>713268385
>feels like a playable instruction manual
I don't get this.. It feels more like a playable version of Popular Mechanics that focuses on Switch 2

>>713283507
>But I said it's not a laser mouse. How does that make me wrong?
My mistake, I should have clarified that I meant this:
>It is genuinely more reliable than any PC mouse I've ever used.
Laser mice are genuinely the most reliable mice ever created. High polling rates vs resistance to dust means they will run circles around an optical mouse every time. Does that mean optical mice are bad? No, I'm using one right now.
But it sounds like a standard gaming mouse. I also have concerns over the form function because a mouse is created to fit your palm. A joycon is a piece of plastic that doesn't conform to your palm.

What we need is a real RTS game, I wish Relic wasn't fucking retarded or they could port the best RTS game to it and we could see how well the mouse holds up.

>>713280908
>manipulate the gear gatcha
That shit is so autistic that you'd expect Asians be the first ones to abuse it.
As much as I like Splatoon, I don't care about the gear gacha and what it does at all. I've always just used whatever clothes that look good and whatever weapons that are fun to use.

>>713283435
>when were gone,
That's the beautiful part: You're not going to go away. you'll just be slowly replaced by people who look identical to the gaijins you're having a stroke about.
It's even more humiliating than disappearing! Best part: Your gay Nintendo games are filled with this kind of thing, so your god already accepted that you will disappear.

>>713262351
Based Japan

>>713282148
>>713282369
words words words

Also stop shilling your shit channel here you rainbow flag faggot flip. You will never be Japanese.

>>713283828
Japanese are Asian, but all Asians are not Japanese. Japanese genuinely have a fervent subservience to the law and corporations they view to be their betters.
Meanwhile a Chinese player will cheat all day if he thinks he can get away with it. He realizes that the corporation is only out to fuck him over.

>>713284003
and you'll keep seething about it, calling it woke trash instead, while we still dominate the x ranks and you cry like a bitch in your country that either lets muslim grooming parties rape your kids, or all your money funneled towards us or israel lmfaooo

>>713284248
>calling it woke trash instead
I just won't buy it.
You're the one bursting a blood vein over me calling it shit.

>>713283805
>Laser mice are genuinely the most reliable mice ever created. High polling rates vs resistance to dust means they will run circles around an optical mouse every time.
Laser mice are optical mice.

>>713263824
Now I’m greatly interested in how 5ch reacts to these niggertarded bootlickers and I couldn’t find the site

>>713283805
While we're on the topic, why hasn't Nintendo leaned into the strategy/RTS aspect of it?

You know what would be a great game for the Switch 2? Battalion wars. A version of it that doesn't suck to play because you can USE A MOUSE

>>713257784
Japanese people worship companies in a way that makes America look antagonistic to businesses

Nintendo Woke-cum tour

>>713258681
>People who pirate are not customers
Damn no shit sherlock, next new water is indeed wet

>>713284357
good, no gaijin filth in our games
seethe and cope

>>713284450
Semantics, regardless: the joycon is 1K hz, but a good laser mouse is in the range of 4K-8K.

Does it really matter? Probably not, 500hz - 1K hz is noticeable but 1K - 2K hz is almost nonexistent.

>>713284659
based jap pretender wanting the Switch 2 to crash and burn like the Wii-U because it has nothing to offer anyone.

Which is why game keycard sales are failing.

How's that yen holding up? think it can support nintendo or do you think Nintendo will run screaming to its foreign audience? Not even your own companies like you. That's why Sony left.

>>713284248
Have fun with your jeet grooming parties and infinite jeet/SEAmonkey immigrant "workers", while being the lapdog of America (Israel).
We tried to warn you Japan will soon look like modern Europe, but you worship your demonic politicians and corporations too much. lol!

>>713284643
If it were woke there would be something to talk about.
Instead it's just this: >>713283730
This is shit that would be free in a magazine sleeve back in the day.

>>713282369
>>713282148
Nice mental breakdown. Where did you steal this from? Wanna provide a link to the 5ch thread?

>>713284923
i dunno the last time i looked it still sold way more, like 3 million more, than gaijin games, woke or not, and isn't indefinitely on hold like marathon
cope and seethe lmfaoo

>>713284523
Strategy Game Devs are either owned by their competitors or fucking stupid.
AOE2DE would be a shoe-in for the new mouse controls. A remaster of a 20 year old game with 40 hours of content that has never been on a nintendo console. But it's owned in whole by Microsoft.

>>713285292
>I-It sold a lot!!!!
>(at launch)
Wii-U flop incoming. Consoles typically need games to sell instead of manchildren playing last year's games.

By Christmas of this year, it will have exactly 3 games.

>>713285292
Most of its sales are overseas to those gaijin you hate so much thoeverbeit. when push comes to shove, nintendo will tell Japanese to fuck off.

k I'm taking my discussion of Strategy games to the good switch 2 thread so the retards piss-fighting over sales can stew in their own shit.

btw YWNBJ you're a flip who can't even afford a switch 2

>>713283207
You could’ve prevented this but sucking business cocks is more important than saving one life.

>>713285754
Sucking corpo cock is literally the most important thing to Japan.
They used to have brands that they were proud of, but all of them are just made-in-china rebadged as those brands now, and instead of complaining they just sigh, shed a tear, and say "that's life"

Even their new god, the Switch 2, barely has a single thing in it made in Japan

>>713284832
>Semantics
I mean kind of. But I said "optical mouse" instead of "laser mouse" because "optical mouse" would be the umbrella term including laser mice and all other kinds of mice that built on the principals of optical mouse technology. But you responded by saying that I was wrong even though I was just comparing two distinct types of mouse technology.
Yes there are many different kinds of optical mice and the quality can vary a lot, but I was pointing towards the general technology used and comparing it to this new, different type of mouse technology.

It's not just about hertz. Are there mice of higher hertz than 1k? Absolutely. And yet it is my firm impression that these joycons punch way above their weight.
However the sequence of photographs are interpreted has got to be rather impressive, because the end results are mice that are way better than what you'd get from a 1k hz optical mouse even though they share the same frequency of sensory input.

All I did was, very understandably I'd say, compare two distinct mouse technologies. But I wasn't the one to dig deeper into what "optical mouse" entails. I understand that you hold laser mice to an extremely high standard, understandably so. But I wasn't the one to turn this into semantics.
I am just under the impression that camera-mice have higher potential than optical mice, laser mice included. And I'd love to see camera-mice not made by Nintendo.

>>713285591
which means you still inevitably bow to the sheer quality of our games, gaijin
and again, back to the original point, it's fine because any of you filthy gaijins that dare do your usual exploiting and """fixing""" will get banned and bricked anyway lmfao
and the ones that don't will remain at the lowest ranks so we don't have to deal with you shitters that complain more than adapt
cope and seethe gaijin

>>713286441
>which means you still inevitably bow to the sheer quality of our games, gaijin
Your games are faggy jeet games on a chinese console. your country is over.

>>713286605
thanks for your purchase anyway gaijins!

>>713286268
>It's not just about hertz. Are there mice of higher hertz than 1k? Absolutely. And yet it is my firm impression that these joycons punch way above their weight.
>And I'd love to see camera-mice not made by Nintendo.
So fun fact, optical mice are camera mice too. So even a regular mouse you get from the store can take pictures.
Which is also semantics, I just don't see how the joycons can be better mice than actual mice considering they're using the same technologies. Does it provide feedback using the rumble sensor while using them?

>>713286687
Based Gaijins, the future of video games truly lays with you.

>>713286838
it's insane how our "decent" games are better than your best ones isn't it?
so to wrap up, just don't be a standard gaijin and learn how to adapt instead of using exploits, """fixes""" or stealing
it's easy. follow the rules and you won't be banned nor bricked
good luck and i'll see you around inevitably, playing our games because all the gaijin alternatives are shit

>>713286753
>So fun fact, optical mice are camera mice too.
Eh. If you stretch the definition of camera a lot I suppose.
Granted that I just called it a camera-mouse because the cameras is more sophisticated. It's not like Nintendo or anyone is calling them camera-mice. But what else would you call them? It's not the same technology.
I wouldn't call optical mice camera mice. They aren't just low res photos, their visual data is selective.