Thread 713271834

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder
huh?

>>713271894
Consider**. Fuck I'm a retard. Fuck boomers too.

>>713271834 (OP)
>zoomers conder this good spellage

OOOOOO I'm condering this shitpoist

>>713271834 (OP)
conder sucide

It get funnier with "You're"

>>713271834 (OP)
>RE4 does it
Bravo, hilarious, soulful
>TLOU2 does it
Woke garbage, Neil is a kike, NEXT GUY!

>>713272272
conder this, neil is a fag

I conder OP to be a homosexual

i condor with this statement

>typo patched out
soulless

>>713271834 (OP)
I chuckled

>>713271834 (OP)
I conder this thread and OP fucking done.

>>713272272
>horror/action b-movie hommage does it
Soulful
>pretentious pseudodeep we were the monsters all along does it
Next guy

>>713272223
>>713272379
This. The reason that line is remembered to begin with is because
>You're right hand comes off?

>>713271834 (OP)
>leon makes jokes
>LMAOOO BASED BASED BASED XD
>borderlands character makes jokes
>YWNBAW KYS REDDITLANDS WOKESLOP

>>713272272
Notice how Leon doesn't let Saddler go at the end of the game

>>713272428
>pretentious pseudodeep we were the monsters all along does it
But enough about resident evil

Won't fall for this ol' trick.

>

I just condered in my pants

https://youtu.be/dQ5TXwDDudM
This was the best one. Saddler himself finding it funny is great.

>>713272442
To be fair in Borderlands the jokes NEVER stop

Pondor the condor.

Was this a good way to start your game
https://youtu.be/apWYo8Z-t8U

>>713272716

>whore, japan

Yeah Japan is known for the quality of their humor. This is an insightful thread.

>>713272442
Difference is that in RE4, Leon is an idiot. In Borderlands, the devs are.

>>713272272
What did TLOU2 do? Did they steal the right hand joke from RE4? In that case it's likely a direct reference which would be fine IMO.

You're right hand cums?

>>713272857
I mean yes, Resident Evil 4 has many funny moments. But I guess that doesn't matter, what's more important are generalizations from your fellow zoomoid faggot incel losers on the anime forum, right? You don't even need to play video games, just circlejerk with those guys instead.

>>713272442
Borderlands does a lot of really shitty referential humor. For example when Leon says "hasta luego," it's because he's in Spain. In the OG he doesn't know how to speak Spanish but everyone knows "see you later." He's saying it to mock Mendez before he blows him up. Here's Borderlands's idea of a joke. A ghost sitting by a bonfire. The joke is Dark Souls. That's it. There's a mission where Handsome Jack tells you to go kill yourself. Mind you this happens AFTER you allegedly killed his daughter and he's blinded by spiteful rage towards you. So already the tone is fucked up. But the joke is just that you can't die. Because he hasn't turned off your immortality. The only thing this shitty joke does is bring up even more questions. Such as why the fuck hasn't Handsome Jack turned off your immortality?

This isn't me calling RE4 super deep and well written. What I am saying is that Borderlands is impressively incompetent.

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713272442
Leon is competent. Borderlands characters are incompetent.

You literally cannot name a more likeable protagonist than Leon.

>>713272272
RE4 is a B-horror movie in video game form

>>713272272
Conder the following

>>713272857
>quality
Now that's a good joke

I condor, there for iam

>>713272442
Zanzishart..... conder me......

>>713272428
This

>>713272440
My're right hand cums off?!!?

>>713271834 (OP)
>>713272272
>>713272428
>>713272442
>OP desperately trying to get the topic back on the rails.
Lmao
Conder this dick faggot.

>>713271834 (OP)
>Conder the aroma...
Foenem......

>>713271834 (OP)
shit myself from laughter just now

>>713272272
Works in RE4 as Leon’s VA is hamming it up the entire game.

have any of you retards condered that op might also be retarded?

>>713274102
Nah, OP is retared

>>713274102
OP is an hero for saying what we're all condering

>>713274279
ok OP, but conder not being so obvious

>>713273934
OP here, it isn't me. Just the second reply where I admit I'm a retard.

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713274279
>>713274423
OP here, stop being me

Are there any video games that actually are funny? Or that you'd conder to have good comedy?

>>713273934
Next guy

>>713272272
>Conder the following :
NEXT GUY

>>713274750
achievable natty?

>>713271834 (OP)
>Zoomers pissed and shit their pants at this

>>713275434
It was after condering that scene that I stopped playing that game.

>>713275434
>oregano jests

>conder
To simultaneously consider AND ponder?

>>713272217
Based

>>713274534
Where did you find this picture of me?

>>713275728
>ponsider
>conder
Sounds like bullshit but I'll habeeb it

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713271834 (OP)
>Good humor
It's funny because it's such an unbelievably stupid and random thing to say that if you actually played the fucking game and saw it unspoiled you would laugh. Because the natural, human reaction to this is, "Haha, what the fuck is Leon saying?"
If your reaction (to just a screenshot mind you) is, "What the fuck this doesn't follow the established rules and formula of proper comedy. This isn't even a joke!" Then you're a lost cause who thinks he's smart. Rest in shit.

>>713271834 (OP)
>was originally going to be a cute handsome shota wearing luxurious extravagant furs
>was originally going to have a deformed right hand and keep shoving it down people's throats and infecting them with parasites using his ovipositors-like fingers
>was originally going to be a Nemesis-type enemy that would show up randomly in almost every part of the castle, always making unnerving giggles when near the player
>was going to have an insta-kill attack where he shoves his right hand down Leon's throat

I didn't play the demake. was any of this included in that corporate cash grab demake?

>>713271834 (OP)
conder swiss yourself

>>713271834 (OP)
it's funny

>>713271834 (OP)
your thoughts on zoomie humor?
https://youtu.be/UtM03gX_MMs?si=EB9rTy5cGSChOuog

>>713276821
Nope. Now he's extra old and wrinkly and a lot less threatening.

>>713272217
kek

>>713273605
sauce?

>>713271834 (OP)
You cant hate on RE4's humor. Its good and edgy. Now Borderlands "humor", now thats legitimate shit.

>>713272217
keke

>>713272442
>leon makes occasional cool one liners like once per hour of gameplay
>borderlands SPAMS EVERY LINE with attempts at jokes, 90% of which fall flat horrifically for the entire duration of your playthrough
conder eating something other than your own shit

all things condered why are zoomers so retarded

>>713273382
All RE characters from the original trilogy are incredible.

>>713272272
4 RE is fun

>>713271834 (OP)
You're right hand comes off*

Fucking pretenders

>>713273402
Based-horror

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713275434
Hikari sex

>>713276821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFlaW1XwDts

shartlands LOSTED
reBVLLS WONNED
bigly if i may say so

>>713272694
God I was so mad they removed the banter from the remake. The original RE4's villains are so memorable for me because of how much them and Leon bounced off each other so well..

>>713271834 (OP)
pretty funy

>>713272223
In terms of RE typos, I think the 'Custom Mugnum' one from OG RE2 was funnier. Maybe the 'Harb' screenshot with Ada's face, too.

>>713275516
The scene that's in the last ~25% of the game and locked behind an hour long sidequest?

>>713272217
gottem

>>713272442
if you can't tell the difference between borderlands humor and re4 humor you might have actual aspergers

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713283775
wow hes still making shit.

>>713275434
I've seen this shit a thousand times, I'd never actually looked up the scene before myself

>>713275434
>>713286550
sexo

>>713286550
no wonder jrpg has fallen

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

Omg Conder is killing me lmao

>>713271834 (OP)
Kek, I laughed just from seeing the thread thumbnail.
Born in 1996 btw.

>>713272037
kek

Yes, it is peak humor. It was especially wholesome when Saddler gave Leon a "oh you got me!" laugh when Leon made a boomer joke about Saddler.

>>713272716
I love when Krauser points a knife at Ada and threatens to kill her if she tries anything, and Ada is just taken aback and thinks it's funny how Krauser said that so bluntly. Subtle humor like that in a 2005 Japanese game just makes it extra special.

>>713272217
this really wasn't that funny

>>713271834 (OP)
>>713271993
>>713272217

>>713271834 (OP)
Hate to go "he's literally me" no I don't lol but that's literally the kind of quip I'd throw if I were in that situation.

>>713294497
Saddler's reaction was like when you make a joke to your dad

>>713276821
No, hes lame as fuck in the demake. Doesn't even chase you in his statue

>>713286550
demon sex

>>713276821
>>was originally going to have a deformed right hand and keep shoving it down people's throats and infecting them with parasites using his ovipositors-like fingers
Lmao he'd be the Scary Movie 2 guy

I get changing it for REmake 1 since it wasnt fully intentional and more just Japanese people aping American action films for those parts but RE4 definitely works way better with the comedic elements.

>>713272442
shut the fuck up, burch. you couldn't write yourself out of a wet paper bag wiithout sucking a dick, you turbo gay homo.

>>713272716
Sex Goddess.

Calling it now. They will do a reverse of this in RE9 and Leon will die in Ada's arms. https://youtu.be/d0BzXKCAWwc

>>713272217
lel

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder
anon....

>>713272217
Heh.

>>713271834 (OP)
RE4 is a millennial game, I know your zoomer brain can't process much information at once, specially time spans, due to all the brain damage you've accumulated by watching brainrot 24*7

Leon has always been extremely likeable. Even in RE2 he was immediately likeable due to him being a mix of cute and dorky and caring and altruistic. Its why Ada liked him because she wasn't used to dealing with someone like Leon who was just so naturally nice and had no desire to do anything other than help people.

>>713298848
>>713296992
>>713294871
>>713292964
It's not funny, stop using replies as upbotes you fucking retards. You are just as bad as the zoomers you try to mock, worse even.

>>713276821
no he looks like a granny in the demake

>game from the era when devs started directly trying to pander to wider audiences instead of nerds
>"boomer"

>>713298590
>>713298590
Need full version of bottom right.

>>713272716
>>713298590
I wish Ada had said that about my body while stepping on me with her heels and looking at me that seductively

>>713300259
Here senpai

>>713300374
Thank you.
Wish Capcom weren't the most prude company ever and just let all the RE characters fuck and move on with their lives.

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder
GOOD FUCKING MORNING SIRS!!!

>>713300446
I mean Leon and Ada had sex between RE5 and RE6 according to the canonical Dammnation movie and kissed in RE2 (and almost did the same in RE6 before the writers chickened out) but yeah I get what you mean. Capcom has an obsession with keeping their most popular and recognizable characters trapped in an endless status quo for the sake of using them forever and selling entire games based on character recognition alone. It makes their games look like a slice of life anime series that runs forever

Leon and Ada should've run away together and ended their anti-bioterrorist mercenary lifestyles a long time ago. They should live in a small town with Leon being a regular policeman again and Ada becoming a journalist or something

>>713271834 (OP)
Millennial """humor"""

CONDER

>>713271834 (OP)
>>713272217
OP will never recover

>>713271834 (OP)
>conder

>>713272217
Funny