Is this what they call NDS (Nintendo Derangement Sydrome)?

he's right though

it would be hilarious if DK won GOTY

>>713271889 (OP)
>split fiction
Now THATS some shitty plot.

nooooooooo you can't make games for children. all games have to be for 30 year old manchildren. nooo you can't just lower the difficulty and make something braindead easy like pokemon, so 9 year old kids can enjoy it. noooooooooooooooooooo. how dare you actually thinking about children. think of the poor 30 year old man who doesn't have new games to play when you do that.

>borderlands 4
Spotted the Pitchford alt account

>>713271889 (OP)
This post and this person does not exist.

>>713272062
The TGAs are rigged because the Games journalists get 90% of the vote share and users 10% but it'd be possible for DK to win the Golden Joysticks if enough people vote for it.

>>713272108
The backlash against Nintendo is in proportion to the level of cock sucking tendies, if an army of 30 year olds playing games made for 6 year olds didn't exist we wouldn't even be discussing nintendo, it would be in the same category as minecraft and fortnite of kids media that anyone over 20 ignores.

>>713271889 (OP)
hes right but thats not what makes nintendo games bad. theyre just low quality junk products, most of them are upgraded ports, sold to their simps at a higher price than a real game.

>>713271889 (OP)
>>713272523
All of this is true.

>he
rent-free

>>713271975
fpbp

>>713271889 (OP)
>Nintendo's slop for toddlers isn't appealing to grown ups
Your tiny brain can't grasp this? No wonder you behave the way you do.

>>713271975
>>713272523
>he
Can you people stop thinking about troons for one god damn second?

>>713272927
Silly anon, there are no girls on the internet

>>713272062
it'd be pretty sad because it's clearly nintendo just copy and pasting a bunch of popular trends into a single game
>talent trees
>equipment with stats
>hairy dad that has to look after some brat
>botw glider

very weird to see people excited for "aaa game formula: nintendo edition"

>>713273076
still better than Kojima's latest psued-slop

>>713272923
What even possesses a grown up to play videogames? Like go binge a TV show like a functional adult

>>713273194
i dunno man, from the look of things dk is legitimately just a bog standard game made for kids, following the same aaa formula as everything else.

>>713272923
*to normal adults
Tendies aren't real people

>>713271889 (OP)
>Outer Worlds 2
>DAD Stranding 2

Ok, that's a parody account, I almost got baited.

Still, as mentioned before, I'm still surprised on how media made people believe Death Stranding is a good game.

>>713271889 (OP)
No.

This is. Nintendo hate is the newest youtube "content creator" gold mine.

>I'm going to play Diddy Kong and Mario Jabroni instead of expedition 33 and Death stranding 2!
Said no one not mentally ill.

>>713273421
Kojima worship is real.

>>713273434
>Truth is hate
Leave my multibillion dollar company alone!

>>713273434
>never marry a japanese woman
Huh?

>>713271975
>>713271889 (OP)
>dad stranding
Jesus Christ. Retarded like this exists?

>>713273421
If you take a step back you will notice that all of those games are playable on ps5. That's why they are listed and that's why something liek Avowed is not on it.

>>713271975
Fibby

>>713272923
Who the target audience is has zero effect on quality. A good game is a good game regardless of whether it's aimed at kids or adults.

>>713271889 (OP)
>deep mature complex storytelling
>proceeds to mention woke western games

>>713273434
Cultist learning maybe they are hypnotized but not gonna change.

>>713273692
>He doesn't know about the anti Japan propaganda.

>Ninpedo crying about Death Stranding but plays rune factory and tamagotchi
These subhumans are something else kek.

I don't get people that play games and gameplay isn't the prime element to whether they enjoy the game or not.

>>713271975
Games dont need to have deep narratives to be good, anyone who says otherwise is a invader who didnt get here until xbox.

>>713272108
This is the irony that these faggots fail to grasp.
They have nostalgia for the games they played as kids, but they are so self centered entitled cunts that they think the industry should adapt to their current age. As if the market should only focus on their current manchild interests .
They want to rob kids of the experiences they had as a kid and cater to their old ass instead

>>713274189
The market didn't account for the 2008 recession forcing people to stick with their childhood hobbies because they can't afford adult hobbies

>>713271889 (OP)
Don't know which game xer is speaking about, probably dk bananza, but sis, are any of those games even fun?
I'd bet my whole arse if I tried banaza I would habve some fun at some point, on the other hand if I picked any of the others, I'd be hard pressed to say I had fun.

>>713273434
you are like little baby

>>713274451
Jesus Christ.

It's a literal outrage farm.

>>713273434
So now suddenly ccs are bad kek

>>713274702
Never said they were good.

>>713274701
>>713274451
>>713273434

>>713274451
Its funny that there are people out there that think anybody gives a shit, I literally watched a man buy Two Nintendo switch 2' and two mario karts to play live on a stream he isnt even the biggest Nintendo fan but he openly admitted he was having fun on stream.

Nintendo is quality and the fact that even dudes who arent super into their games can play them and have fun is the living proof why they're still in busniness.

Is this what they call NDS (Nintendo Derangement Sydrome)?

>>713271889 (OP)
You'll call her deranged but not wrong. Nintendo does not make games with good stories and you can't have the full package without a good story.

>>713271889 (OP)
he’s right but it’s the wrong reason to hate Nintendo. there are a million reasons to hate nintendo from their business practices to their games being barebones fucking slop that genuinely just isn’t fun like ACNH for example

>>713275514
Since when does a story have to be "deep", "complex", or "mature" to be good?

Some of the greatest stories of all time are very simple.

>>713271889 (OP)
No, I think that's what they call NDS.

>>713271889 (OP)
You just need to pay Geoff more money, that's how ASStrobot won.

>>713272108
This person is the equivalent of getting mad that children's cartoons keep getting consumed by adults en masse to the point actual media intended for adults doesn't get attention AND what you say happens. You get both the death of kids media actually meant for kids AND a lack of deep adult media. The Disney Adultification of media is not a good thing.

>>713273434
WE NEED HIM MORE THAN EVER

>>713273434
I think they just stopped paying people. considering how low effort and cheap the switch 2 is, this is irrefutable logic

>>713275474
Average steam deck user.

>>713271889 (OP)
Shit, GOTY, shit featuring a deranged californian, shit, remake, good, shit, shit, the video game equivalent to Iphone.

>>713275228
this is true unfiltered Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.

>>713271889 (OP)
That's a bot

>>713273076
Yeah, I groaned when I saw the skill trees, nintendo no longer has visionaries at the helm, but rather trend chasers

>>713271889 (OP)
>muh plot
go read a book. This mentality pretends that any game without focus on story isn't worthy of praise.

>>713271975
Normalfaggots will never be right

>>713273756
>Retarded like this
Allahu Ackbar. Infidels like this exist?

>>713272108
>you can't just lower the difficulty and make something braindead easy
Actually people like OP prefer easier games

>>713274451
>>713275228
All this and yet Nintendo is still selling a kajillion Switch 2s.

>>713275368
>one guy likes the Switch 2, so that means all Switch 2 hate is irrelevant
I've never seen a user act this blatantly 12 years old

>>713278321
>all this and yet there are 2 billion people living in india and more born every day
oops looks like this logic doesn’t check out

>>713275704
I'm sure you can name some of these "greatest stories." Inb4 you bring up stories from video game for kids and stories from Disney movies.

>>713275853
Media intended for adults don't have the variety that media intended for kids and teens have. Entire genres just straight up don't exist in the "adult" space.

>>713274451
>>713275228
>Xbots and they're the anti-woke mob
I don't know who's worse between Snoys and Xbots anymore, I also don't know who worse between the woke and anti-woke anymore. I hate them both. I hate them even more for dragging the Steam Deck and SteamOS into this while attacking Nintendo. Glad Sony and Microsoft are pricing these faggots out of gaming, one of the only based things those shitter companies are doing. A bunch of 30-year-old autists.

>>713275474

>>713277953
This shit started with Halo, Halo 2 or was it MGS?

>>713275368
Snoys and Xbots are dying breed, they're lashing out because they aren't prepared for what's coming. Coming years will be funny, these faggots will spite video games because it will return to Nintendo and PC. They will hate Nintendo, they will hate Valve as these two companies will have the only affordable 10th gen devices in the Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2. They will shill the PS6 all 2027 until the price is revealed to be $900, then they will shill the 2028 handheld until that's revealed to be $700. They'll shill the Xbox "console-on-a-chip" all next year and 2027 but then those prices will show up for the low-end and high-end versions of those for $900-$1000+. They will then claim that gaming is dead and bitch on social media before orange man pulls the plug on that too using money and propaganda as an excuse. Things are about to get very fun as the game industry condenses, not collapse.

>>713279679
>Snoys and Xbots are dying breed
They are already dead you dumb tendie, they are a figment of your imagination like that Japanese man they found in the forest who was still fighting in ww2 30 years after it ended

>Le heckin GOTY
Who the fuck cares, do you dumb faggots still cry about IGN's top 100 games every year like you used to?
I refuse to believe anyone has ever gone from having zero interest in a game to buying it after it won GOTY, you would've gained interest long before some faggot gave it an award

>>713271889 (OP)
No mention of gameplay.

>>713279971
You are right, lmao

>>713271889 (OP)
That would be the Nintendo Dual Screen

>>713272062
It would take Geoff to stop seething over Nintendo for even one minute

>>713278625
Being for kids has no impact on writing.

There's a reason that despite that being two entire categories of anime for adults (Seinen and Josei), most people ignore those categories and continue watching kid/teen anime well into adulthood

>>713280602
the appeal of shounen isn't the writing, it's the fight scenes. people just wanna see cool fight scenes like they wanna see cheesy action flicks.

>>713271889 (OP)
Remind me, what game won GOTY last year?

>>713280714
Shounen =/= battle shonen, the majority of the shonen isn't about fighting. Death Note is a shonen. So is Rent-A-Girlfriend.

Goty is the opinion of game journos.

>>713271889 (OP)
Only retards are excited for the exact same mario kart, the exact same BOTW style zelda, and even worse, every nintendo franchise getting turned into Breath of the wild esque slop starting with donkey kong.

>>713280602
>most people ignore those categories and continue watching kid/teen anime well into adulthood
That reason is the fact that most people don't like to think. You aren't helping your argument.

>>713280714
Flashy fight scenes aren't enough to hook people, there has to be a good plot and characters worth caring about to give the fight scenes context.

Kids didn't like DBZ because of the fights themselves, but because of everything that made the fights meaningful

>>713271889 (OP)
Hipsters are so annoying.

>>713274169
You can have a good game without a narrative, but it’ll never be a masterpiece

>>713271889 (OP)
I think millenials need to be killed
t. 1995 no-generationGOD

>>713272062
E33 is pretty much set as the indie darling success story. Or Geoffs hard on for Kojima overrides that and DS2 wins.

>>713281034
This is a seinen (meaning it's written for adult men) anime. Target demographics are a load of bullshit.

>>713271889 (OP)
>child game
>zero character development
>non existent plot
>no deep mature complex storytelling
Astro Bot was GOTY last year.

>>713281049
As a kid, I watched Dragon Ball for the adventures and Bulma getting my dick hard. I watched Dragon Ball Z for the fights and flashy laser explosions and cool transformations, I never gave a shit about the story so that anon is right. These story faggots are closet homos who never liked or cared about Dragon Ball or anime, in general, and jumped in it for the same reason they jumped into gaming, because it was popular, nothing else.

>>713281428
i mean, yeah, I don't expect it to win. I just think it would be funny if it did.

>>713271889 (OP)
>Try to find the post
>Account doesnt even exist
why is /v/ like that?

I’m enjoying the nonstop Nintendo seethe so much. The Switch & Switch 2 broke the PlayStation dominance they had since the PS1&2 days, and some people still are unable to process it. Let it go, or you will end up being an “adult” rageposting about some video game on YouTube.

You know what I do when I want complex storytelling? I read a book. I watch a good classic movie. Please don’t tell me your only source of culture and entertainment are video games, and that’s why you need fucking Grounded 2 and we can’t have games that focus on fun.

Ironically these are the same people that enjoy capeshit and Marvel slop. Go download Spider-Man, kids.

>>713281532
OK but like 90% of shonen isn't about adventure or fighting

Why making games for children is a bad thing that will stop games from being as adult as hollywood when hollywood constanly make games for children?

>>713281526
Astro Bot is more adult than Nintendo platformers. It has constant references to M rated games and is a lot more challenging.

>borderlands 4

>>713281730
were you just high as shit during the ps3 era or something? sony dominance died then, and that's when gaming went to shit too.

>>713272062
>>713281580
nothing will top AstroTurf winning lmao

>>713272461
QFT

imagine being able to enjoy games of multiple varied styles

>>713272062
Sony owns The Game Awards since a few years back and that besides nearly all of the current judges are recipients of financial benefits courtesy of Sony Entertainment Inc. That's why Starfield was disqualified from the awards entirely, they didn't want Todd's new game (not on PS5) to get any kind of publicity.

>>713283410
Starfield was a very bad game and that's what excluded it. Fuck I'm still mad I wasted time playing it, it wasn't worth it even for free.

>>713282736
Not him but I feel like Sony caused this. Before them, video games was a kids and nerd hobby where you had consoles with their handheld companions from Nintendo and Sega, and PC gaming with Windows and MAC. Sony disrupted this when they made a console with a CD player, things only got worse when their next console had a DVD player built in it. Sony ended up bringing Microsoft into the mix when they challenged PC gaming. From there the downhill spiral started when Microsoft dominated the next gen and Microsoft Corps took over. Sony never recovered from the PS3's failure as control was given to the more corporate American branch which led the PlayStation down its current path. Now both PlayStation and Xbox are dead and gaming is returning to Nintendo and PC but with Valve on top this time over Microsoft. Valve is getting Apple's Steve Jobs revenge for him.

>>713272062
Nobody but mentally ill tendies and children think that odyssey reskin with monkey sounds interesting.

>>713273434
>>713274451
>>713275228
NDS cultists think they're in the position to call anything "slop". Jesus, lol

>>713271889 (OP)
no this is millenial thinking they're above "those silly kids games" syndrome, they only play MATURE games like BG3 where they date the generic not-demon girl because they cant get laid in real life.

>>713283917
sorry you hate fun.

>>713284127
Have you ever considered that playing the exact same bing bing wahoo platformer slop for the eleventh time might just not be interesting?

>>713283530
cds and dvds unironically saved gaming from the retarded cartridge prices and sony was writing blank checks to no name devs that pitched them an idea which is why the ps1 and ps2 libraries were so damn good. but cds would have happened anyway even without sony, the saturn was still a thing(and the cdi and 3do but lmao) and if sony wasn't around, the benefits of using cds would have shifted the market away from cartridges.

>Sony ended up bringing Microsoft into the mix when they challenged PC gaming
this is 100% the reason why gaming got ruined however, it became sony and microsoft using their fortunes to create an arms race of sorts to see who could make the biggest aaa games and it led to all the industry buyouts and the overall corporatization of gaming.

>Now both PlayStation and Xbox are dead
the ps5 is nearing 80 million consoles sold, it will probably sit at around 100 million by the end of the gen if not more gta 6 really moves consoles. playstation isn't dead outside of japan but console gaming in japan died over a decade ago there. the ps3 outsold the ps4 despite the ps4 legit having no competition until the switch. the ps4 might as well have been the only console on the market and it still sold less then the ps3. but that's because of mobile gaming not pc gaming. gachas dominated japan back then and still do now. even nintendo is small time in japan compared to gachas.

>>713271889 (OP)
>character development
>plot
>mature complext storytelling
ninja gaiden 4.

>>713272747
Why don't you reply to him directly, pussy?

>>713284396
>and sony was writing blank checks to no name devs that pitched them an idea which is why the ps1 and ps2 libraries were so damn good.
If Sony actually did that then so many studios wouldn't have died.

>>713284328
Have you ever considered that playing the exact same talk talk swing rpg slop for the eleventh time might just not be interesting?

>>713284396
>cds and dvds unironically saved gaming from the retarded cartridge prices
At the cost of quality. CD as a format in general was only good for it's storage, everything else about it was ill suited for video game. That's why the other CD based platforms failed.

>>713284396
Sony brought music and movies to gaming, normalfags loved that shit and it didn't help devs much since studios still ceased to exist. Microsoft just made things worse, now Nintendo and Valve are fixing their damage to gaming while Sony and Microsoft shove their games on Nintendo and Valve platforms.

>>713271889 (OP)
>Nintendo Derangement Syndrome

>>713284263
>you see this mind numbing simplistic platforming game that's nearly identical to the last one?
>well it's made by nintendo which means that it's FUN
literal cult

>>713284509
that's the source of a lot of the weird games from the ps1 era. sony went all out trying to get people to make games for them because they were the newcomers.

then it became about big aaa games instead once gaming became sony and microsoft trying to outspend each other. the game to blame for that though is final fantasy 7, that's the first big "aaa" game and the industry started chasing after it hard. sega made panzer dragoon saga to compete with it and then skies of arcadia took influence from it and shenmue was sega trying to have a massive budget game too.

>>713284692
cartridge prices were still very prohibitive for what you could accomplish due to storage limitations and multiple cartridge games weren't feasible.

>>713284789
hint: the saturn also played cds. the playstation was just cheaper.

>>713283917
I'm glad Nintendo still make games like an AA studio. You call these games kids games, but they require more logic than your shitting movie walking simulators you call games on your PlayStation.

>>713285085
Ninteniggers will really act like fucking kirby requires thinking

>>713272062
Not possible; there's too many oscar-bait games this year.

>>713285026
>hint: the saturn also played cds. the playstation was just cheaper.
Then I guess the source was Microsoft. Is all that company do is taint? They tainted their own gaming sector in 2010, they tainted Sony during the 7th gen, they tainted nearly every AAA third party. I remember being an Xbot but I was very pissed off when they brought Bethesda and ABK. I was already losing interest with the Xbone but now I saw Microsoft eating away at gaming entirely while making it worse again. I'm glad two gaming companies in Nintendo and Valve are saving gaming.

>>713285250
It's fun, when was the last time Sony made anything fun?

>>713271889 (OP)
I really hope that GOTY goes to MGS Delta instead of cringe slop like Expedition 33 but I know Keighley and his fraud ass show will pick 33 over MGS.

NDS dogwhistles
>Cult
>Leave the multimillion-dollar company alone
>Buyers remorse
>Slop
>Shill
>I'm having a blast
>Honeymoon phase

>>713285026
>cartridge prices were still very prohibitive for what you could accomplish due to storage limitations and multiple cartridge games weren't feasible.
That's not an excuse. Most third parties could foot the bill for carts at the time, they just didn't want to so instead they sacrificed quality for quantity and filled games out with FMVs to make them look better than they were.

>>713285460
>if not a, then b
Okay, but what about all the other thousands of non-Sony games that will never be playable on your shitty handheld? Nintendo fans calling anyone else deranged is the pot calling the kettle black.

>>713285481
I mean, the only times when it went to who I expected it to in recent years was with Last of Us 2, Elden Ring, and Balder's Gate 3, so who knows

>>713271889 (OP)
Congrats on your transition, Eric.

Now please stop spamming threads.

>>713285716
The Steam Deck 2 will exist, anon.

>>713285460
>it's fun
>erm buddy don't you know, the baby game is fun
>anyways it's just fun
nintenigger explaining why the same platformer shit is supposed to be interesting using his big boy words

>>713275853
>long-ass rant
>brings up tumblr in the first line

ZZZZZZZZZ

>>713285971
A video game is supposed to focus on gameplay, normal faggot

>>713285716
>but what about all the other thousands of non-Sony games that will never be playable on your shitty handheld?
I mean, that'll be like... 3 games of worth?
That's what we have PCs for anyway.

>>713283917
The actual gameplay barely resembles Odyssey

>>713286048
and i'm saying that your shitty ass identical gameplay is shallow, boring and uninteresting from mental age 8 and upwards.

>>713285370
sony isn't without blame, it took 2 to have the aaa escalation but microsoft's involvement in gaming is when things started to get bad fast. paid online and dlc/mtx are both from microsoft,

also as a side note, the dreamcast had a planned dvd attachment that got shelved for obvious reasons.
https://segaretro.org/Dreamcast_DVD_Player

>>713285663
the consumers paid the bill for the more expensive carts, that's why games like chrono trigger and super mario rpg cost a lot more than other snes games. we're seeing a repeat of this right now with nintendo raising the price of games to $80 to offset the cost of their new 64gb cartridges and most third parties opting to use game key carts because they're not paying for those.

however, the big thing during the ps1 gen is that we saw the arrival of greatest hits games for $20. that was a massive win for consumers and made it so consumers could buy more games instead of renting them. cds were an objective good at the time. it made gaming much more affordable, you could buy 3 greatest hits games for the price of 1 cartridge game.

>>713286216
And moving forward and pressing a button while characters exposition dump is somehow not?

>>713286272
God, I hate Microsoft, they truly are a cancer, Halo ruined FPS, funny how it doesn't fit with the new era of FPS and since it's COD push failed, they're most likely going to push towards being more like 90s FPSs the ones you played on PC and N64, kek. Maybe UE5 will finally fix that series.

>>713286354
>the game i've made up in my mind justifies me playing baby shit

>>713271975
kek

>>713271889 (OP)
>deep mature complex storytelling
>borderlands 4
They will just say anything at this point.

>>713286216
What's a game with good gameplay then?

This is a serious question, please answer me without sarcasm:
I never got into nintendo because we only had a PC at home and I stuck to being a PC gamer into adulthood. I'm looking into emulation right now.
If I love things like Quake, Mafia, Max Payne, Jedi Academy and the Prince of Persia trilogy, what are 5 must-try nintendo games for me? You can recommend more if you can think of more than that.
Thanks in advance.

>>713286572
But that's literally PlayStation games to a T.

>>713286735
Seems like you're into shooters. I'd say give Metroid Prime a try

>>713286707
Notice how it's all games that became big on Xbox during the 7th generation.

>>713286718
As of recency, Expedition 33 has phenomenal gameplay and a fantastic story on top.

>>713286272
>the consumers paid the bill for the more expensive carts, that's why games like chrono trigger and super mario rpg cost a lot more than other snes games
Yes, you're paying an appropriate price because those carts are more expensive. That's also what makes discs worse because the saving isn't being passed on to the consumer especially given that's when Sony implemented flat prices, it's also the reason games like fifa surged into popularity.

>>713286735
Nintendo has so many games that it's hard to name them all. Nintendo and PC gaming were all the rage in the 80s on up. Glad we're returning to the age of Nintendo and PC dominance.

>>713286735
None of them desu. Not because I dislike Nintendo games but they don’t have much in common with what you’ve listed. Especially disregard the Metroid Prime suggestion if you care about combat, it’s way more of an exploration based game.

>>713274451
>>713275228
The best was the wizardzoomer doing this, then getting so mad he quit the internet, then came back to rage that people were buying switches.

Even this thread is full of people calling people pointing out this trump-tier derangement syndrome "tendie cultists" because they are so bought in on things that are objectively not true they genuinely think they are in a moral crusade against anyone who doesnt care.
Yesterday I watched some youtube video about the 3rd party sales slump and the comments were flooded with "nintendo deserves this for key-cards", and I think that perfectly highlights how fucking retarded people are now, and Nintendo literally can say, write, or do nothing to ever get these brainlets to understand what is happening.

Remember, its only not okay if nintendo does it, and open world is slop but GTA6 will be the second coming.

>>713286824
Thanks, that series was actually one that really caught my eye. Definitely putting it on my list.
>>713287086
>way more of an exploration based game
That's not necessarily a bad thing.

>>713286735
Metroid prime isnt a shooter, but I think you'd like it anyway, Zelda has a similar appeal to price of persia, Starfox is a great series of shooters that you might like, along with fzero if youre more into the shooters for twitchy, reflext-testing gameplay, splatoon is great multiplayer as well.

>>713287115
And it's all coming from Xbots, even the Snoys were just Xbots before the Xbone situation, it all checks out.

>>713286942
ps1 and saturn games were still flat out cheaper, many games were $40 and the max price was $50 for ps1 games. compare that to cartridge games where you could pay $70-$80 for a game and it's a massive savings for consumers. and again, the $20 greatest hits were a thing which was massive. even sega giving away games with the saturn was possible because they were cd games that were cheap to make.

cds brought down the cost of gaming and it took 30 years to come back to the same $80 cartridges from the 90's.

>>713287346
>Zelda has a similar appeal to price of persia
Footage I saw of Twilight Princess looked like it had that sort of tone. Would you say that's the one I should go for first?
I'll look into Starfox for sure.
>fzero
Thanks for reminding me, that series slipped from my mind. Huge fan of Star Wars Episode 1 Racer so it might scratch that itch. Which ones are the must-plays in the series?

>>713287880
>f-zero must plays
All of them, but GX and X play much differently than the snes/gba style games, if you don't care for multiplayer then ignore f-zero 99.

>>713271889 (OP)
> mature complex storytelling
> just imitates hollywood with shittier writing
> these same people weren't mature enough to handle massive anime tiddies
pathetic

>>713288820
>these same people weren't mature enough to handle massive anime tiddies
Every time a faggot gives me advice such as hating titties, I want to punch them. Does anyone else get this feeling every time a faggot speaks?

>>713286735
Like other anons said, the Metroid Prime series
Some more tendie-exclusive shooters with grittier tone:
>Perfect Dark (N64)
>Goldeneye 007 (N64)
>The World Is Not Enough (N64)
>Geist (Gamecube)
>Conduit 1 and 2 (Wii)
>Red Steel 2 (Wii)
Have fun nigga

>>713271889 (OP)
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 alone has more character development and mature, complex themes than all the shit she listed sans MGS, but that's only because MGS is a demake of a game made back when Konami gave a fuck.

>>713287880
Twilight princess is bathed in mystique and somewhat similar combat. I think it works okay as a first game, but many people argue that its such a slow burn its actually a bad pick (the intro that serves to introduce characters and set up the plot goes on for an hour or so).
If you were really into the time mechanic from PoP, then Tears has a similar concept of "cheating" the game, and Majoras mask has that mechanic on a macro level (though its forced on you at one hour intervals, so its both boon and bane), both really solid.

Some people will insist on oot because its their religion, but that game is about 25% fetchquests and other padding, unskipable cutscenes that repeat information, and constant handholding, I think these days its a bad introduction. Twilight princess and the much maligned skyward sword are good if you dont mind longer intros, and for immediate engagement there's LoZ, AoL,ALttP, and ALBW in topdown, or botw/totk in 3d.

F-Zero GX on gamecube is perfection, but Fzero X on the 64 is also incredible, and even the original games hold up, but my personal favorite is Fzero99 on NSO, its not half as fast as X or GX, but its quite competitive.

>>713289087
>Perfect Dark (N64)
>Goldeneye 007 (N64)
>The World Is Not Enough (N64)
bro these do not hold up at all.

>Geist (Gamecube)
>Conduit 1 and 2 (Wii)
>Red Steel 2 (Wii)
My man though, this is a list of ludokino.

>here’s all of the non-GAMEPLAY related reasons why your VIDEO GAME will never win GAME of the year
This is why gatekeeping is a good thing

>>713288420
>>713289087
>>713289440
>>713289637
Holy shit, thanks so much for the serious answers, bros.
I love coming here, not gonna lie.

>>713289637
>bro these do not hold up at all.
I love retro shooters so I'll most likely find enjoyment in these too.
I'm not sure if kb+m will completely trivialize them if their difficulties were balanced around gamepad controls though but I'm curious to try.

>>713290085
I get your taste and know it in my heart that you'll love this my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvJWO8d8GTE

>>713289087
> Goldeneye and Perfect Dark
when are we getting shooters where the enemies react differently based on where you shoot them.

>>713289251
anon you cant post that , XB2 is just the japanese humor webm for 60-80 hours

>>713290454
They all had assisted aim, so I dont think its a difficulty issue, its that the controls feel like youre playing while holding your controller in a bucket of pitch.
There might be emulators that have improved control for them for kbm, but playing on the original console or ported feels like utter shit now and comes off really frustrating. Its like going back to mario 64 and realizing that the hardest part of the game was fighting the camera for a decent view.

>>713290085
"Every time I think /v/ is dead I end up finding a pretty cool thread."
- Anon's Mantra

>>713271889 (OP)
Nah, this is Games R Art delusions.

>>713271889 (OP)
I think the game looks like a lot of fun.

>>713291096
Goddamn.
>I get your taste and know it in my heart that you'll love this my nigga
That's an understatement, bro. The trailer made it look like the best thing I could have asked for as a kid. Along with Legend of Mata Nui Rebuilt it's so damn nice to see more Bionicle games seeing the light of day thanks to fan effort and love.
>>713291196
>"Every time I think /v/ is dead I end up finding a pretty cool thread."
Never has been more true than today, man.
>There might be emulators that have improved control for them for kbm
I trust that's the case, will look into it, but if not, janky controls alone won't be a dealbreaker really.

character development is a meme. its always the same shit.

>>713272302
And because "game journalist" is a stretch for the jury

>>713271889 (OP)
Are people forgetting that astroturf won? Or that game is for adults lol

>>713289873
>no you see, exact same bing bing wahoo shit is just FUN
>the challengeless simplistic crap for kids? it's FUN
>when i was a teen i formed my whole personality around reggie's quote so i call everything nintendo FUN

>>713293089
cheers mate, I knew you'd love it, you have that late 90's / early 2000s vibe
keep in mind, mechanically it's a mario game first, with bionicle as the setting, so there's gonna be plenty of challenging platforming
but won't be a problem for you if you loved the prince trilogy

>>713293361
This, a video game is gameplay, if you're not focus on that, you shouldn't be making video games.

This sounds like some retard being salty that Expedition 33 isn't the most well reviewed game of 2025 anymore.

>>713294048
You're the type of retard who shits on actual good indie games and AA games that are fun and fit your gay ass category just because it's not AAA slop. Hell, if it is AAA slop, if it isn't some multiplayer crap or a Sony movie, it's the worst thing ever to you. You're the literal personification of "I play only mature games for mature gamers such as myself".

>>713272108
>retards fell for this falseflag post
embarassing

Zelda and Metroid are the only respectable Nintendo franchises. Everything else they make is baby shit.

>>713294805
erm, fun?

>>713295115
I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself

>>713272097
I thought people like the meme fuck the oscars guys games

>>713274451
>>713275228
it's kind of surprising to me how these obvious AI generated channels get double digit views on every video.

Theres nothing wrong with making baby games for kids. You'd have to be a weird incel to be against them making games for kids. But yeah those baby Nintendo games will never be in the same league as actual goty awards for serious games. And thats fine. it's not a big deal.

>>713272062
The only Nintendo games Americans will allow to win an award are Mario and Zelda.

>>713295704
>But yeah those baby Nintendo games will never be in the same league as actual goty awards for serious games
Zelda literally won GOTY in the Dorito Pope Awards.

>>713271889 (OP)
>outerworlds 2
Lmfao

>>713274189
Are you aware the average 30 year old has trouble with older Nintendo games? Accessible for kids doesn't mean easy.

>>713271889 (OP)
No. This is an NDS

>>713295834
Zelda and Metroid dont count. Those are the only adult games Nintendo makes.

>>713295958
Sounds like a skill issue.
I'm 42 and my favorite game of all time is Kid Dracula, jank and all. I'm glad that Konami even replicated the godawful lag when more than 2 enemies are on screen, even though neither a PC nor the Switch has any reason to have those issues.

>>713272302
>The TGAs are rigged because the Games journalists get 90% of the vote share and users 10%
good, or else China would just spam vote for gacha slop every year

>>713296341
The same year that Zelda won it was competing with Mario Odyssey for that award.

>>713290085
Mystical Ninja will always be the best N64 game for me, and some of the villains are literal trannies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7jEC64Da_Q

>>713296385
in some way I feel sad for people like this but in another way the faggot should exercise and stop eating so much.

>>713287635
>many games were $40 and the max price was $50 for ps1 games
That's still ridiculously priced when their savings could have let them drop it to 20 from the start.
40 would have been acceptable for carts.