4J2 N55
JOIN

>>713273545 (OP)
6/24 here

could've used the new pic bro

Echoing what I said in the other thread, but GGs, thanks for the karting. See ya guys.

I wish we could ban pedophile island from the rotation

>no Kamek on airship
killing myself is back on

nothing personnel fuuka

I GOT THE ROCKY WRENCH
WE ARE SO BACK

Ok enough playing the bimbo

Thanks for the Rocky

That fuckin bird with the long neck is the only one I need and it NEVER COMES UP

12/24

>>713275561
lets start going faraway oasis. its a fun track anyways

I never seem to get kameked

>>713275561
Spam picking Faraway Oasis or Desert Hills

>>713275561
Im still looking out for that Dolphin. :(

be back later
GGs
shout out to the cunt shy guy

>first to 11th in 3 seconds

anyone know which tracks give fishbones?

>>713276130
>grinded local vs race for dolphin for several hours with no luck
>play in /v/eekend lobby
>koopa beach gets selected
>instantly get kamek
>everyone gets dolphin but me
what a fucking stupid mechanic, seriously

did it flop? i was planning on getting a switch 2 next week. the only thing that seemed bad about world was its roster

gg lads, it was fun

>>713276509
I'm enjoying it but I skipped 8D because I played it to death on Wii U
Might just be that I haven't played in a decade but it's great.

Joining, noob here so dunno the protocols.

>>713276349
I unlocked it through the intermission track after Boo Cinema on Knockout Mode
Maybe I'm just retarded or something

>>713276732
Just play and shitpost in the thread. Simple as

WELCOME...TO JURASSIC PARK

The dino skip is so OP

>shockdodge
Lmao, even

That's how you do it

>>713277470
>another shockdodge win
LMAO, EVEN

I would've won the whole thing but someone hit me with a shell right before the finish line which caused me to get 6th instead of a higher placing

ggs was fun. I'll probably hop back in later if the room is still open

>>713277952
be grateful you only dropped down to 6th and not 15th

GGs lads, time to grab some lunch, I'll probably be on in the evening.

>bounce off someone unintentionally at the last turn
>fly off into the abyss
>last place
I really don't care for the bouncing off players mechanic.

Monke bot, my beloved

>someone shocked when Nolan was boo'd
Faggot

do you still need faraway oasis nigga?

>>713278527
Yeah but it never pops up for me

I'm gonna hop off for now. Have to deal with a busted gas tank.

>beach
pottery

Get koopa troops beached losers.

remember to bag on koopa beach

Epstein island is just bagging central

Here now
>>713278758
GL

>get chained hit by 3 reds
>last

>game shows me in 2nd
>get hit by the blue shell

Damn it, I practiced the cut so much earlier today and I failed it all three times…

Bullet bill sama I kneel

>Nautical
what a shame

why did they give rosalina such dick-sucking lips and bedroom eyes in this game

Fucking boomerang nigger

>can't connect online anymore
Well I guess I'm done ggs

Fuk u rail banana

>>713280857
It's a mystery

>horned during mega jump
FUUUUUUUUU

>>713281881
It was intentional
lmao

Salty Salty Sneedway?

>>713280929
You're welcome

11/24

GGs

Gg, will hop on later when more folks are available

>Knockout Tour
I sleep

>>713283126
Loser

WARIO CHADS WERE WE AT?

Stingby you bastard. I’m going on a walk

>>713283772
Yes anon, I too enjoy driving on a straight line for 10 minutes

Got my dolphin last match! Fuck yeah.

>>713284249
No wonder you lose
Bro is driving out if bounds all the time

Whose brilliant idea was it to only give 10 and 60 as optional for intermission duration

>>713283895
I wonder what I did this time

>>713273545 (OP)
So, I've been doing knockoff offline what do you need to get a 3 star?

That shock was diabolical

>>713285367
Get 1st on every segment

>>713285367
Get first through all gates

>>713285367
1st in all laps

>>713276379
The solution is obvious: Pick Koopa Beach, every single time.

>>713285367
You need to be 1st on every single checkpoint
Your reward for getting 3 stars in everything is fucking nothing as of now, unless they patch in a reward post-launch

>>713285554
Are there any rewards for just getting gold on everything?

>When Yoshi had tongue in toadettes mouth

Love the #deepkiss tag

>>713285715
I think you just get some stickers at most

Also I will hope on for a few races shortly

>horning on the gap before the finish
;_;

>>713285892
Making sweet love to a fellow anon.
It would be nice to have more time in between races to take more diabolical photos.

>>713286253
Real greaseball shit

>coinbox x3 in one race

Ghey!

>Getting flatting by Silver right when I touched the ground

>>713285134
Double red at Desert Hills

>>713286314
I agree maybe that would be a good idea for the host to do

>puts a banana on the top of the shortcut rail

>>713286580
You're welcome.

Whew lads, what an incredible test of skill that was. Congratulations to the no doubt well-deserved winner.

>throwing a blue shell while in 2nd place
No better feel

Thanks to whoever used that lightning

I hate you whoever used that lightning

>>713287865
End of the last lap and I picked up a gold mushroom, and then someone used that lightning... I was ruined.

So what's everyone's favorite scrimblo (minion) character?

>>713288076
mole

>>713286724
Ah that. Was still very close

>>713288076
swoops

>>713288076
Rocky Wrench

Do you automatically say "I'm taking a picture!" when entering Photo Mode, or do people do that manually?

Sorry Koopa force of habit

>>713288076
Cataquack

>>713288595
Yes, I believe it's automatic.

>>713288736
And here I was thinking it meant people were actually taking pictures...

Ok, ggs, that's enough racing and taking freaky pics for now.

>fewer than 12 players online
>don't make it into the top 12
Suffering...

That lightning fucked with me so much, I was off-road and nowhere near the road. Fuck you

>that shock
>both me and Thurler get eliminated due too too much grass

GGs I'm out

I'm not sure if I wanna jump into online or not...

>get shocked
thankfully I have max acceleration

thanks shock bro

>>713289886
Just come on in anon, you'll have fun

>>713289817
Sorry :(

>>713289839
Maximum suffering
(Sad spore image)

>>713289986
Did you even make it to the top 4?

>>713289886
Please join, then I won't be last place every match.

>>713290029
Got 3rd. Would've got first but red shell.

>screen went black for 2s right before the goal
I dont know why the switch 2 has this issues sometimes. Well maybe later again GGs.

>>713288076
Pokey. I'd argue they are the least played character as I've only seen a few online and its few and far between. Snow Pokey should be an easy addition.

>you just fucking die when you lose all balloons, instead of just halving score
Oh...

>>713290395
pokey makes weird sounds

How do you add people from the lobby?

>you don't turn into a bomb to grief players after death
oh ...

>>713290542
this. I wouldnt even mind the character but the sounds are weird.

>>713290124
Never had that issue on my Switch 2. I did have it when having my Switch 1 and another console (PS4?) attached to my monitor a long time ago. I think it's a TV/monitor/cable signal (as in stupid tv control signals being issued) issue.

unpopular opinion: battle mode was never good

>>713290578
DisplayPort PC connection works fine only the HDMI to Switch 2 sometimes has this issue and it's completely random. Sometimes I can go for hours without anything and then in other situations I had it multiple times within a short timespan.

>>713289886
Don't bother, the lobbies are full of sweaty fags who abuse wall riding and rail grinding, not real Mario Kart just go back to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

>>713290556
I go to recently played in the profile menu.

>>713218732
welp, here it is, super late lmao also i moved around some of the characters so there's less empty space

Nice, was my first battle game here

>Don't bother, the lobbies are full of sweaty fags who abuse wall riding and rail grinding, not real Mario Kart just go back to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

I do appreciate that you can actually get eliminated in this balloon battle unlike most iterations
Also fuck you guys I got fucked up with 90 seconds left

>>713290964
Based

>>713290748
Counterpoint:

>>713289886
>>713290853
Just give it a try and if you don't like it you can just leave again. The "sweaty fags" are currently casually playing balloon battle mode like real pro gamers.

>>713290853
Ah, so you are the kinda guy who hogs a gloryhole for like six penises straight

13/24

>I know I'll just call the guy who doesn't like the sweats abusing mechanics a faggot, that will bring him around and play the game with us
lol

>>713291418
hate when that happens

Shocked half a sec before using my mega, damn it

>>713291581
Calling you a faggot is supposed to make you leave, not join us. Double faggot.

>>713291476
is this the power of the fastest selling console of all time? a half full lobby on one of the most popular video game discussion spaces on the internet?

>>713291834
No it's because of sweaty retards like >>713291763 scaring people away, they should just sweat by themselves in time trials for ego boosting but nah, they have to ruin the game for other people.

>>713291418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY

>get my track
>no kamek
fuck my life

>>713291972
The lobby was constantly full last weekend though.

>>713291834
>/v/
>playing videogames
lol
Lmao even

what do we think of paulines voice?

>>713291972
brother it's mario kart why are you getting so upset about losing? I don't own a switch 2 yet cause i don't even like mario kart except for the first one for SNES but if i'm in a lobby with somebody way better than me i will just aim for 2nd and be happy with that. just be more accepting of your own limitations and you'll be happier

>>713291972
go back to redit you fucking pleb

>>713291972
>scaring people away
Who the fuck is scared of losing in a videogame

>>713288995
I see a lot of them making their characters pose, so maybe it is a personal screenshot for them

>>713292118
It's not about losing it's about the experience being ruined when people deliberately pick up meta karts and characters and looked up and memorized every shortcut there is, it just ruins the experience really.

>>713291834
the lobby was full last night lol

>tryhard
using this term is just admitting you’re not only a shitter but also a bad loser

>>713292459
But doesn't it bring you joy to red shell people like that?

>>713292475
>we got the lobby full once
i kneel

>teams
Can't wait to let everyone down

>>713292459
There's like 2 or 3 people with meta builds. You don't need to know any shortcut, just manage your mushrooms well. What even is the experience you're expecting here that you're getting elsewhere? Because even regular online is a clusterfuck of good players past 8000 VR

>>713292019
No it wasn’t. It was light during the day (shocker, some of /v/ goes outside) and blew up to 24/24 for hours during prime time all three nights

why are we playing in teams?

>>713292746
We got it full the first weekend, the second weekend, and yesterday
Now kill yourself

>>713288076
Penguin

>missed like 2 hours of Mario karting
Fuck

Sorry Red Team a spider was in my room

>>713292973
And how long did it take? 5 hours? 6?

OH SHIT team battle?! I'm sorry to any red bro I accidentally fucked up, I only noticed at the results screen

>>713291972
Brother, im a scrub who doesn't understand the new mechanics and i can still squeak out wins. Most people here are shitters and thats fine. Stop being a pansy and just play

The cracks are indeed starting to show

>>713293072
All good broski

imagine buying a switch 2

>>713292973
It's funny as a Nintendo fan myself, though not fanboy, watching nintendo fanboys get mad over any concerns, worries or negative comments being made by other nintendo fans such as myself. Kinda sad too. i guess i get why people assume nintendo fans are bootlickers in online discussions. It's annoying because i get attacked for liking nintendo by those people because of the fanboys like you but then also get attacked by fanboys for not consooming and praising everything nintendo does or makes

CAN’T STOP
WON’T STOP

>>713293328
Pull up your pants and lose your onlyfans then faggot
20/24

>3 gorillion sales
>A sequel 11 years in the making
>The only game at launch
>Can't get full lobbies on /v/
I don't wanna say it flopped, but....

>>713293461
>As a Nintendo fan, I...

Timmy sama, I am letting you down...

>>713293461
K

>>713288076
Crab for me. <3
ROB used to be my main on DS, so it's nice i get to use him again somewhat

>>713293568
I miss the wii u days when we had like 4 full lobbies when the mk8 dlc came out

>>713293775
Yeah. Wii U as badly as it sold had a very dedicated community. They loved every game and played the fuck out of them

teams are gay, can we not?

23/24 JOIN

Let's fucking go

>>713293775
The shills unfortunately do not get paid to play games with the native population of the board.

>>713293746
nice comeback we did it

>my 3 shitty points made the team win
you're welcome :)

>try to cut a corner
>oob
>dead last
>we lose by 3 points

communism has won!

>>713293568
I think 4chan is a lot smaller than it was back then tbf

>>713293994
wish i'd been more plugged into gaming culture at the time, i missed out i was in the middle of nowhere and broke at the time and just played flashgames on kongregate all day. didn't even know the wiiu or 3ds came out until a year or more after each of them launched cause i just wasn't paying attention to anything much at the time.

>Red wins
What the fuck? We were in the lead the entire time.

>>713294056
I liked playing with teams.

>>713294105
YOU

Bluebros..??

>win
>end up winning red team by three points
Let's fucking GO

>>713294091
Thanks bro

>>713294127
please, my heart can only take so much. even if at the time i was strictly a /b/tard this really hurts to think about

>rants about how the game is dead and the switch 2 flopped because the lobby isn't full
>the lobby immediately becomes full
lmao

4chan traffic was way higher when the Wii U came out fools, this place is a ghost town in general

>>713294320
And it only took literally all day. Not the “own” you think it is

>>713294320
Lobby filled cause we stopped doing gay teams lol

>>713294182
I landed a blue shell when blue was in front :>

>>713294441
That's not true, there are plenty of shills posting still.

>>713294320
Ever heard about primetime?

>>713294320
>peak prime time hits and lobby finally fills up after being half full all afternoon on what should be the most active day of the week.
Idk man, maybe it is just that 4chan is a lot smaller than it used to be. I'd prefer to think the switch 2 is flopping though. i can deal with a nintendo console flopping, it usually leads to nintendo making better decisions. but if 4chan is dying this badly then what? where do we go? discord isn't a proper replacement cause discords servers will by their nature always be too curated to recapture the feel and culture of 4chan.

>>713294549
>shills shills shills
meds meds meds

Wait I can’t even spectate rooms until they open?

>>713294320
doomsissies in shambles

>>713294593
>but if 4chan is dying this badly then what? where do we go?
outside

>15th place
>final lap
>shortly before finish
>coin block
Thanks, game...

>>713294593
Its far from dead bro, just smaller and personally i think that's better

I started coming to 4chan in 2020 so I don't have any reference for how these threads used to be

>>713294851
I already do that, i need to come to places like 4chan, where i more or less grew up (at least as a young adult) to chill out and talk with people from my own (online) culture. going out into the real world as somebody who is from 4chan/online culture is like going to a country where the culture is different enough that you don't really relate to anybody, you get lonely and eventually homesick. Surely i'm not the only one here who experiences this?

>>713294798
we have a couple of people who could stream but probably won't

>>713294698
Feeling called out, Sony astroturfer? Don't you have 'Switch 2 is a flop' threads to post?

STARMAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FAG

wtf do you even do on island

>>713295113
You make it sound a lot faggier, but i get you bro. It's nice having an online space without any of the modern bullshit

>>713295113
I never fit in with normalfags even before I came to 4chan. Coming here hasn't changed much for me

>>713294593
you'll be ok, /v/ has been shit forever and will continue to be

>>713294918
erm 2021, cause it was that post of anon wanting to fuck rivet from ratchet and clank that made me bite the bullet and just say "fuck it" and start coming here

>>713295243
reminds me of the gif that used to always get posted to /biz/ stock market general threads. was a clip from some show and it was about how every thread was worse than the last one, from the very beginning. which was very true and continues to be, /smg/ is especially bad and uninteresting since the split

Mario kart fans, it's time to wake the fuck up. Consider this: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has almost every course in the series up until that point as costs the same amount of money with its booster course DLC. What do you think people are gonna buy between that and the new one with only 30 courses with shitty intermissions? Esepcially when the Switch 1 is far cheaper.
8 Deluxe has never left the charts and even got a 15% boost recently. World is flandering and it hasn't even been a month. There isn't going to be a magic turn-around moment. The people who wanted the game most already have it. And they're getting bored this early.

>top 6 blue
uh oh

TOTAL BLUE TEAM VICTORY

Shit that was not a good start, red bros...

blue team is stacked

>>713295320
Y'all niggas making me feel ancient

Get STOMPED reddits

REDFAGS IN SHAMBLES

>>713295585
i think you mean floundering saar

>>713294593
>the switch 2 is flopping
Honestly? I'm enjoying this system so far and I hope the Switch 2 won't sell much now that all the diehards got the system, I want humble Nintendo back

This thread is becoming shit fast

>>713295585
>dear customers of our competitor, please do not buy our competitor's products

>>713295585
I remember getting bored with 8 when it came out pretty quickly too. I'm still having fun with world but it'll probably devolve into me just booting up a race every few months till I get bored

>>713295689
the point still stands this game is cooked

>>713295642
same, 2009 for me, though i was a /b/tard until something like 2014 when i started browsing /f/ and /co/. then as they went to crap /pol/ was lighting up with all the election stuff and i hopped on board with that, but the board became a hellhole within days of the election being over so i started looking at /v/ around that time.

>>713295642
I mean I knew about this site since 07 but I just never gave it a shot till I just got inspired one day. Been coming daily every since

>>713295585
sorry i like this one better

Gonna fuck my gf and put her to bed wet. Then I'm gonna join the room and ass fuck all of you too. Lube up, I'll be there soon.

>>713295848
it'll probably eat up the mario kart 8 deluxe fans as they release dlc for it and more people move over to switch 2 if they can keep switch 2 sales going. This is probably the strat they are intentionally going with, but it makes you question why in the world they picked just MKW as the launch window title for the console.

sorry team reddit I'm getting dommed

>>713295968
sounds good dad

>>713295968
it's not even nighttime anywhere in the US anon

>>713295968
Anon your onahole is NOT your gf

>>713295585
Wrong fag.

Mario Kart World's online is better than 8Deluxe ever was. Better servers, better modes, 24 players per race. It's fucking fantastic and the system is only 2 weeks old.

>squashed my teammate at the end
sorry goomba

I HATE THE THUNDER
THAT FUCKING THUNDER
FUCK YOU

whats the best speed/acceleration ratio?

>>713295642
>>713295875
2008 /jp/ here. Started browsing /v/ a couple years ago I think. I'm not even sure when I started frequenting this board specifically.

>Chode's factory runback

Oh my god, sorry about that green when you passed me into 1st Willow
I really wish you'd be able to see team association immediately, it sometimes shows up after you fire an item

>>713296193
>better servers
Remember how a week or two the google cloud servers went down and all of nintendo’s games stopped working, including splatoon 3 and MKW? That’s because both games use the same “servers” (peer2peer)

>>713296269
At least the recovery is quick compared to MK8

Tag yourself (taken moments before disaster)

>>713294918
Used to be super weird to see a thread up for longer than 4 or 5 hours on /v/ because it'd either hit the bump limit or get pushed off the board

I can't help but try to avoid driving near piranha plant players due to mk8 muscle memory, it's an OP buff.

>>713296426
Starman: Coin coffer

>>713296426
Me as the All-Terrain Koopa

That blooper fucked me so hard

>>713296426
the disaster

>missed the last item box
I'm sorry red bros........

>>713296715
kek

>>713296389
That makes no sense. Peer to peer would keep working if servers elsewhere go down.

>>713296524
what caused the traffic to die down so much?

>>713296426
I did NOT consent to this photograph

>>713296426
Bliss: The Rocky Wrench

>>713296426
Crabby

Damn Wario statium is all SPEED now

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

>>713296776
The servers are only for matchmaking, anon

>>713296790
The fucking sharty hack
Literally killed off like 20% of the traffic

>>713296426
The One & Only Pokey Boi

BLUE TEAM WINS

Redbros...

>>713297056
Shit, I'd better swap to a baby then

>battle mode

Nigger

>>713296776
They still have servers for peer2peer in order to exchange ip addresses for the connection. With servers down they can’t exchange the info

>>713296715
LMFAOO

>>713297056
they will be gone once bananza is out

Why didn't anyone tell me?

>>713297091
you mean the hack from 2 months ago? it hit the traffic that hard?

Piss break

>>713297191
It's only three rounds & it's teams that you can't get normally online, appreciate the novelty.

>>713297056
Hey! I'm not a baby player!

>>713297276
I assume everyone I play with has working eyes

>>713297227
>implying they won't add Diddy, pedo bait and a DK skin when bananza drops to keep the hebe audience

>>713297276
going to jack off to her ass bros

>bluefags lost like 16 points in the last minute
KWAB

How do I get a Candy gf?

>>713296426
Me as Bowser Jr.

don't forget to take ur estrogen girlies!!!!

Fuck you slaveboy that was rude!

genuine question
why even have teams if redshells don't have friendly fire

>>713294593
We just stay here retard. I’ve been on /v/ since 2007. Good riddance to all the trash that left and went to reddit

>didn't get hit a single time
step it up redfags

I've been playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the first time

>>713297723
kill yourself groomerfag

Why do ppl think skill expression is a meme in this game

>>713296790
the board split with all the additional gaming boards hasn't helped, but i think part of it is we've gotten longer and longer stretches between meaningful releases of titles in series or by developers and it's causing people to disengage from discussion of said games because most people only really want to talk about a game a year before and after it's release as a general rule of thumb. there's just not as much to talk. not to mention indie games have sort of atomized gamers culturally as on any given week there's 1 indie game in a given genre worth playing if you're a fan of that particular genre/genre combination. but because of the over saturation there's too many of them and they are generally too niche for communities on /v/ to form around them enough for proper discussion. not to mention most indie games are developed by people who then shut down their studio after making one game, move on to work with other people and form a new studio with them under a new name, so becoming a fan of indie developers who aren't the very biggest names has become extremely hard especially for people not willing to go dig around and try to piece together what games people in that sphere have/are working on.

>lobby still too full for me to rejoin
Fuck

>>713296790
too many chuds

>>713298108
Wow I’ve never seen that cut before. Gotta hit the TTs

You can suck my dick wiiboing

>19-54
Holy FUCK what happened

>full lobby
Whats the fastest way to get the mook characters while I'm waiting?

>DUI Enjoyer
i kek'd

>Reds get raped

>>713298150
I'll leave so you can join. Try now.

LET ME IN

>>713298125
just as an example of the way the additional vidya boards have atomized things, this thread would more appropriately be on /vm/. which is stupid and all those /vm/ threads that aren't just long running generals for older games ought to be posted here on /v/ like this one is.

Gonna break for the meantime, one of you fags can take my spot

>>713298108
Im loving the game, but this stuff im personally not a fan of

>half the team didn't score
redditeurs....

>>713298108
that must be the hardest cut in the game, I can't reach that high

>>713298370
frantic items 8 player VS race

Thanks & GG. See you next weekend.
- Pokey

>>713298496
See ya

>>713298108
>e
Fucking gross

This game in a year is gonna be insane

>>713298701
Jesus Christ I'm fucked aren't I?

>>713298701
this ain't even mario kart anymore, more like mario hawk pro skater downhill jam

>>713298948
based

>>713298108
This is not the Mario Kart I learned to love

>>713298701
>time saved: 0.015 s

>>713298701
Its cool, but just doesn't feel MK. It's such a different skill set. I wanna kart race, not...this

room for one more?

>>713298701
i really don't think this kind of gameplay is going to bring in the masses, it's going to isolate and frustrate them instead. Good for fans of the game i think, since it'll be a smaller fanbase that is less polluted, bad for nintendo.

>blooper on the last box
KISS MY FUCKING ASS GAME

I hate this game
ffs

>fucked in the ass on the finish line
haha!

gg other Rocky Wrench bro

StarNigger stream the game I wanna watch fuck this please wait shit

>>713299039
i think somebody is going to have to start a 2nd lobby

>>713298701
anybody hating on shit like this is a fake fan, this is an obvious extension of the bullshit shortcuts in mkwii

Thanks for the races anon
-love shitty crab

>>713299260
the methods by which you take the cuts is the difference here though. I'm not personally hating on it, i just don't think i could do it, or rather i don't think i'd enjoy it enough to get good enough at it to compete with players like that consistently.

>1st to last
IM KILLING MYSELF

>team races
gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

We love teams here.

>>713298701
Oh wow another Daisy player. Can we ban this character I’m fucking sick of it

>>713298108
I had no idea this shortcut even existed

I like teams

>got a boomerang and a gold shroom on last box
>have to spam boomerang to use shroom
>shock
This shot is so ass

Great work candy, we got this in the back

I hit everyone with a lightning at the and was gonna get a good placing till someone hit me with a shell

>>713299358
Same. When I pick up the game, I play like 4 or 5 races max for a bit of casual fun. I don't even have the desire to spend hours each track developing mad skills.

>>713298701
>reintroduce the feather
>in a game where you can trick off anything
>lakitu is a fucking cocksucker for .0015 second saves like the fence at dino’s but allows retarded shit like this
i don’t get it, just fucking remove that little faggot at this point

>knocked off stage by bullet
>last place
I’m gonna fuckin scream

MY LIFE FOR RED TEAM.

I'm letting the team down

>>713299872
In the back of the track maybe!

>lobby is full

5% battery left, I'll be away for a bit to charge. Thanks for the races!

GREEN CHADS WE GOT THIS

>>713300405
leaving soon

I need to impress my boyfriend feathers with my racing skill...

green bros.

What's the current lobby?

>disconnected
well I guess I'll rejoin later

gg ez

GREENGODS
(I was completely useless)

based greenchads

We did it green bros!

Red bros....

greenGODS

Pissbros...

Turn off frantic items please .. .

>>713300520
We did it baby!!! LFG!

I liked teams

I'M IN

Someone take my spot good games bros
t. koopafag

What is the current lobby info?

>top 3 all race
>sent to bottom 4 second half of final lap
>EVERY FUCKING RACE
This shit is garbage. Fix your trash game, Nintendo.

>DC'd

Whoever I hit with the boomerang before the ramp going upwards, sorry.

>>713301013
- Nolan
- Neow1
- Candy
- cclean
- Xeno#1998
- Mint
- BreadBug
- Starman25
- ngharis
- Game Air
- KUWAIZA
- Generic
- wiiboing
- BPunch
- Bliss
- Codename
- Flynn
- DUnjoyer
- Nayru
- Timmy
- Vioshy
- Slav-boy
- Sviridov

>>713301193
I won't forgive you faggot! GG. xD

>>713301212
I meant the room ID, anon.

>>713301212
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713301212
damn you typed that shit out fast huh

https://youtu.be/FuX5_OWObA0?si=fOP-KkA9LsF3yaZZ

>>713301302
I used AI

>one minute intermission
thank you, now I finally got time to pee

>>713301212
Thank you, reported

>get DCed again
>room is full
well fuck my life

>Full room
Gay

I really, really HATE the water driving

Please turn off frantic items

>got the coin box AND golden shell as items when I was already at max coins

>>713301923
Can't yet

Whoever destroyed Daisy and made her go out of bounds from 7th to 22nd is BASED. (Fuck you specifically.)

ggs but I gotta go order food
t.only dude who picked donkey kong

God, I haven't participated in a /v/kend since the Wii U was still alive. Hopefully I can snag a Switch 2 on Monday or whenever Walmart has more online, I miss getting my ass beat and holding down 8th place.

>>713302062
Which Daisy out of the 10 Daisys?

>>713302245
The Oasis slut.

>>713302135
Grab Fast Fusion as well.

For the last time, what is the room ID?!

Gonna get some food. You anons take care!

>>713302640
In OP, it's just full.

>>713302640
Anon, it's in the OP.

>>713302640
>get wired connection because /v/eekend told me to
>it’s the exact fucking same

>>713302640
It's in the OP friendo, unless that lobby died in the 20 minutes after I left

>>713302691
Fuck you

i wish the mook characters had alt outfits >:(

>low battery
GGs fags

>>713302706
>try to join
>"server not found"
???

>>713302792
You might have made a typo. Still in the waiting room for it.

Are anons too poor to play on a tv

I'm watching footy on the tv

>>713302886
The TV is being used and I'm not enough of a shut in to just lock myself in my room. I played for 4 hours too, about time I took a break

Coggert stole first ah the LAST SECOND. OMFG.

>luigi after winning 24th place

>>713303023
Bouncing off heads to steal placements is great

>>713302886
I have a TV but it isn't in the same room as my computah so unless I wanna go inbetween rooms all the time to post I have to use my phone or play handheld in my room

>>713302992
Are you one of those tards that bought a thing with its own screen and only use the TV? Lmao

>hit my own teammate with a red
I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry for that performance, yellows.

>>713303293
Is that you Breadbug? ILL KILL. LOL.

>>713303282
Anon I played those 4 hours in handheld... But yea my OLED TV shits all over the Nintendo screen so I'll play on that whenever I can

>hit my own teammate with a horn
sorry cataquack

>>713303428
Unfortunately yes. I forgot I was on yellow team in that moment

yellow is being carried

Fuck you, whoever used that lightning at the end

>>713303282
I’m sorry I meant that for >>713302886

>>713302062
>>713302245
>>713302310
How many times do I have to tell these fucks to STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. WIFE.

>>713302886
I play nature videos off YouTube for my dog cause I don’t want her to be bored while I’m being autistic on my switch

so does knockout not work here because sore losers knocked out early cant wait for the next knockout race?

>>713303889
She’s not real. Also the next Mario movie will ruin her so have fun with that

>>713304052
yup

Fuk u piranha plant why did you hold you last red

>>713304052
Which baffles me. Lost early? Free piss/smoke break

I'm sorry yellow bros

embarrassing run yellow

Flynn-sama... I failed you

>>713304070
Don't care. Not happening.

I just joined. team yellow, 13th place
first of my team

>>713304415
Tch. Wiggler supporters....

Gotta go and do IRL things thanks for games

>>713290964

Let's kill em' dead red team!

>was Bullet Bill when lightning goes off
Nice

koopa poopa jeets

How come there aren’t flags by the usernames anymore?

Yellow is a cursed color its not our fault

how do you niggas know the exact timing to use lightning to fuck me over?

alright whos the stupid retarded dirty smell dark black nigger that hit me and made me go from 4th to 15th

>>713305390
All me

CODENAME IS A FUCKING NIGGER I WAS ROBBED OF FIRST

>>713305626
IM ON YOUR TEAM

I think yellow SUCKS

you will all help me unlock peepa, NOW

Red wins that

>>713305682
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>713305626
lol

why did I randomly switch teams wtf

>>713305725
you need to be on boo cinema

Thoughts on Baby Daisy players?

>>713305997
Pedos, which is very not based like us hebefags

Vioshy KEKED

Blue team...

3 FIRTY S,SMELLY BLACK NIGGERS RAN ME OVER WITH A MEGA MUSHROOM 3 TIMES IN A ROW

CAN LAKITU PLEASE FUCK OFF

I'm back and here to claim my rightful place as last again. I dare you all to challenge me. You'll never take my spot.

>>713305725
>>713305913
youre welcome for that

nice mushroom laying around from that shock!

>>713306265
I'm here again to tell you that is my place

>>713306115
I'll bite, who am I supposed to play as a hebefag? Teen Pauline doesn't count yet

>>713306342
youre a pedophile if youre sexually or romantically attracted to anyone that is under the age of 18

>win due to shock dodging
HAHAH

>>713291030
>>713304774
no proballo

blue team bros...

I discovered if you just drive in straight lines, dont drift, dont hop, dont do any kind of speed boost, dont use items, then the AI will go easy on you.

You can get gold stars in all the cups and knockout tours using this trick.

>>713306592
speed or acceleration combo? mixed? idk whats good in this game

>>713306592
also if you get in first place, dont go far ahead of them, sit only a few kart lengths in front and they will slow down to let you stay in first

>>713306406
Intriguing! But I'd like an actual answer to my question please

>>713306592
We already knew that

High placing bros; do you worry about collecting coins?

>>713306304
I don't believe you, first race, I'm already last. You'll always be ahead of me buddy, don't worry.

>>713306763
i think acceleration is most important if playing with AI and online because you will get hit by many shells and flattened and stuff

>>713306406
retard

>Room full
Shouldn’t have taken such a long piss

thank you feather lol

>>713306981
Thanks for the spot!

Hitting that rail after the water is fucking impossible

Ok I promise I won’t be shit this time I had to multitask

>16 races on Dandelion with frantic items
>3 Kameks
>1st changed me into Chuck
>2nd didn't change me at all guess I wasn't on the right path
>3rd Kamek on the 16th race finally get changed into Swoop
This sucks man

how do you bounce and wiggle that high?

>>713307216
mash ZR

>>713307216
very carefully.

can we do normal races for once

>Teams

Who else drinking and driving right now?

I'm out nigs see you in the next one

>no teams now

>>713307309
Hell yea brotha

>>713307309
me

>>713307216
Hold forward while jumping when standing still.

Thoughts on Mario players?

>>713307594
thats how i felt getting 1st then the room got restarted

>>713307594
Feels lonely without teasing desu

Only 22 players in the room right now, people can join again.

>>713307606
What are you drinking right now?
>>713307613
Love that stuff. I'm drinking Evan William 100 proof bottled in bond. Whiskey's and Bourbons are the way to go.

>coin shell in 18th

>rainbow road
Finally

>>713290556
Like so

>>713307887
Probably gay

>>713308193
I've been choosing it too. Happy it was finally chosen.

I'm so sorry rokker

Am I the only one who prefers Rainbow Road with the transition? People keep selecting the version where you already start on Rainbow Road, but the part where you fly towards Rainbow Road is kino. It's a shame to skip that.

>bill after a shell coin trail

>lightning over a gap i cant jump
>boomerang'd just as i entered a gilder
AAAAAAAAAAA

I got a communication error when the course was being randomly selected

>>713306342
I'm late, but there's no good answer right now. The best you could hope for is picking Peach or Rosalina... Maybe Toadette if you push it a bit. Babies are just too much

>>713308563
Nah, it's ok lol. It's my fault for being bloodthirsty sometimes.

Shitass baby weegee with the red shells

Thread is saging, someone create a new thread.

So who’s making the next thread?

Whoever makes the new thread please use the updated image >>713290964

>get hit by a single fireball
>drop to 18th
I love mariokart, but I also hate mariokart
toadette’s so cute holy fuck

>>713309249
migrate >>713309368

>>713309378
you fucked up retard