MKW /v/kend

4J2 N55

I see two people I have to kill in that image.

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

Thoughts on Daisy players?

>4th to last in the last stretch

>>713309538
Then why are there so few baby players in the /v/ lobby?

Fucking nigger that's not the right image why did you even (You) me retard

>no luigi mansion king boo skin
Shit game, won't buy

>another communication error
guess I'll just play later

>>713309368 (OP)
whoever buffwe is i reported you

L-lewd!!

Toad's Factory is the new Koopa Beach.

>shock dodged with a gold mushroom
YEEEAAA-
>single ice ball stops me at the end
:(

>>713309368 (OP)
I like when I join the lobby and all the based players are here.

>>713309893
fun hating faggot detected

>>713309893
Speaking of which...

>>713309515
That’s scary

How do I get a Cloudy gf?

>boomerang as last item
At least I didn't get fucked alone

best vehicle for yoshi?

>>713309950
Every other race is a bit much, anon.

Hello splatoon pool friends

>>713309875
That’s a child

>>713310148
hello

oh snap, my fellow fishers are here

>>713310054
Be a lolicon and visit the /trash/ discord threads

>>713309368 (OP)
do you auto join when someone leaves if you wait on the "room is full" prompt?

>coconut mall playing
based

>>713310148
inkgen or the /v/ one?

>>713310273
I don't know it isn't full right now

>doing well in first
>all of a sudden 19th
WHO MADE THIS GAME?

>>713310273
It gives the impression that you do, but I don't think it actually does. Pretty sure I've waited before and later concluded there were empty spots during the time I waited. Not 100% sure though.

>>713310448
Poolsclosed

>>713310448
But hello to you too

>>713310473
hitler

>fail trying to do the gap jump all 3 times
>last

why aren't you playing splatoon instead

>>713310910
because I wanna play mario kart

>>713310910
I'm not 12 or a pedophile

I just got allah akbar’d

>>713310910
Waiting for the next Fest

bruh who picked toads factory to dry bones burnout

>>713311084
Again? Lol

>>713311084
>>713311194
I want fishbones

>>713310910
I don’t feel like it

>>713310910
I want to play mario kart

quit fucking bombing me

LIGHTNING BOLT NIGGERRRRRRRR

lost first cause i didn't mash on the item box and got red shelled fml

Everybody's cheating!

>>713310910
ill play later at like 2am with you fishers (if i can even make it)

>>713311563
you mean 2pm

bikes are too hard they dont have enough width for wall trick shortcuts

>>713311556
They were'a cheating!

>>713311563
>>713311648
You mean 11pm

I love jungle hijinx

GGs. I didn't deserve that 1st place lmao

fuck your lightning

Stop with the reds

nerf boomerang

>>713311660
I just use them to see the girl’s asses

bros, i don't think i'm having fun

>last place on my stadium
what the hell man

I got Mario Karted from like 7th to 23rd at last second.

>>713312128
skill issue

was triple red shell in 2nd or 3rd in 8? I swear it happens to me all the time in this game but I don't remember it

>>713312243
same

>>713310910
Because I hate splatoon?

>>713310910
Controls are so shitty, and net code is so shitty, and the game should be fun but it's just really not very good.

I can't break 3500, what am i doing wrong?

Some times i make it to first place but then i get knocked back to last

>>713310154
Pretty sure it's a baby

>>713312428
if you're struggling that low you're genuinely just bad I'm sorry to say

713312428
are you using smart steering?
turn that off nigga

DON’T PICK KOOPA BITCH

>>713312587
They're too developed for babies. Despite their names, I think they're actually toddlers.

>Chillin in first and second for most of the race
>Hang glide before last section, get hit after the speed boosts, but still hit the glider launch.
>Go way slower in the air and go from 2nd to 20th
FUCK

I miss 7

>>713312738
>>Go way slower in the air and go from 2nd to 20th
hate when that happens

I feel like i’m the target of dick-flattening by giant babies given that it’s happened like 5 times

>no one rolled kamek
peepa never ever

>>713312428
god please give mega mushroom fags stage 4 cancer. take 10 years off my life if you have to

>>713312959
stop fapping to babies anon

>Ghost steals a golden mushroom
Thank you god

Worst course?

>>713312984
i got peepa by playing on versus mode with AI on easy mode, items set to regular, and i would lead the pack but never get more than a few kart lengths away from 2nd place, and didn't use any items or anything or use boosts or drifts.

if you do this the AI in 2nd and 3rd place will just cruise behind you and let you win, but most importantly there will be more AI racers in the optimal distance to get kamek and use it on you

Thanks for the screenshot help Rosalina on the pipe bike.

>>713312671
>>713313002
i get mega mush A LOT but can never regularly score better than 8th

sometimes i make it up to first place but i just get hit by shells

>>713313238
Koopa Beach stand-alone, by far. Basically no skill expression there, and tons of items to make everything just random.

Bros I hate heartburn

ns mario saw you hit that parkour shortcut

If you get lightening just consider:
>You're losing
>You're bad
>You don't deserve to win
Just don't use it, it's that easy.
Thanks, from everyone.

>>713313461
>no skill expression on koopa beach
lol
lmao

Gonna take a break gg

>>713313552
ggs

>>713313461
I win koopa beach every time, explain how that is random

teams?

koopa PEAK selected lets go

>>713313503
If you get lightning, just consider:
>Everyone else is a tryhard
>Everyone else has no life
>Everyone else deserves this
Just use it, go ahead.
Don't mind the hate.

>>713312727
ToT

>>713313752
based

>>713313503
its one of the only enjoyable things i get to do as someone who spends a lot of time taking up the rear

its my way of saying "hey, i'm still here too"

>>713313737
Bullshit, I see a different winner every time, usually someone who doesn't often win.

>Rosalina squashing a fellow Rosalina with no remorse

>>713313916
So you're the annoying guy that has to shout "HAY GUYSS" when in a social setting?
Hmm, okay, you do you.

>>713313737
>>713313998
I'm always either front running with a massive lead or top 3 in koopa beach

get on my level

>>713314001
>homo vs homo

>>713314029
firsties wouldn't understand

it gets lonely in the back

>>713314029
t. sweaty tryhard who deserves it

>>713314001
It's every gay for himself out here

that level with the giant whale splashing down was so fucking kino

Nice, I should finish my drawing in this thread's lifespan. Just did the flat colors on the characters. Next is the backgroujd colors, then I'll do some basic shading and call it done. Y'all interested in a WIP, or should I just post the finished product?

Noooo pls don’t pick India

>>713314292
post the WIP

candys fatass body blocked me and got me squished

21/24

>>713314292
WIP!

>>713314537
keep going

>BARLEY got first
gg ez no re

>>713314436
>>713314683
Here you go! I'm pleased with it so far. It's nice not needing to leave space for codes like the MK8 one.

FUCK, why does hopping slow you down

Full

>>713314908
cute

Is room still open? How many players

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP
GET LIGHTNINGED GET LIGHTNINGED GET LIGHTNINGED

>>713315179
it's full

oops didnt mean to superhorn that blue..

>>713309875
Why is she making that face

Ran over three times by mega mushrooms

>roll for item
>hope it's lightning
>it's not lightning
>get struck by lightning instead
All I wanted to do was fuck everyone over...

>>713314908
Nice work bro

>>713315221
bummer

>>713314925
Because the alternative would be that you should always hop in neutral, just in the off-chance you dodge a banana or something with it.

>>713314908
CUTE!!!

>Can't play online with rando's when with friend on other system.
May have to start giving my normie brother the /v/ room codes.

>>713315535
he can join you after you join the room by clicking your name on the online friends tab in game

WHAT A FUN WELL BALANCED GAME

>>713315535
doesn't even have to a room either btw you can even join a friend who is matchmaking randoms the same way

>miss out on last item box
Is there a worse feeling

>>713315669
>>713315739
Sweet

>>713315767
dick hornets

>>713309515
>Baby Daisy and ???
Come on Anon, spit it out. Who is it?

>>713315767
>get last item block
>It's a question mark block

Just wanna say that good god some of the costumes have absurdly niche food items required to unlock them. Spent hours blindly looking for something to unlock the M&L mechanic costumes as well as Waluigi's mexican costume.

AAAAHHHHH FUCKING LIGHTNING

Going to take a quick break. Anyone can take my spot now

18/24

Let's GO team red

Gonna break in the meantime, will be on later. Keep my spot warm, will ya?

Gonna need you to hard carry me Yellow

>>713315243
>When the clitty gets tongue punched

Done for tonight. Can you not disable the track overview while waiting for races?

>>713316696
Her ass in that screenshot is genuinely incredible, I'm jerking off thanks

greaners... I don't feel so good

Because there isn't a MKW thread right now, I just noticed they add tracking of buttons, ? blocks and peach emblems.
Now that I finished GP and KT and can do free world shit

>>713316770

>>713314908
>snowman rep
fuck yes perhaps you could give it the blooper car or stellar sled?

>>713317154
A third rosalina will be joining soon keep em coming

lol @ green

>>713314908
holy shit

noice

>red had the most stacked team and couldn't get first
lmao

Why is Toadette the only normal female character in this game? Babies are just pedobait, Perch, Daisy and Rosa are clearly coomerbait. Pauline would have saved herself if not for her singular costume. Toadette is based

>>713317403
Excuse me, that cow clearly has udders

>>713317476
SEX with COW

>peepa unlock
nice

>>713317476
Shit you're right

Any good ideas for the GL and GR buttons?

>>713317634
I use GR for look back, and GL for gas

>>713317634
I just put rewind and L stick click for retrying missions everything else feels intuitive

>>713317634
Set both of them to the GMC macro and you're golden

oh no no no bluefags

>>713317814
This is what I do too. GL gas lets you aim shells while accelerating.

We might be fucked blue

>>713318047
yeah

>>713314908
you should add some of the people in the OP screenshot
>>713309368 (OP)

blue get your shit together

>that yoshi's island remix
this soundtrack never stops

blue sisters, we lost....

>>713318267
It's crazy that this song never got remix until now. Not even in smash

COMMUNISM SUPREMACY

reds unstoppable

>>713318426
lost? nigga we were RAPED

nolan jumpscare

It's so hard keeping track of your teammates

>frontrun all race
>niggers all get mushrooms for last lap
Fuckers

that lightning fucked me so hard it's unbelievable

>comm error
I'm sorry blue bros

>>713319071
It's okay we're still winning, somehow

>red shelled while gliding causing me lose gold shroom last lap
FUCK

>sets my points to zero when I rejoin
Awful

come on yellow sisters....

>>713319429
I keep getting raped while gliding

>fell off by myself on last lap
>that cost us the victory
I'm so fucking sorry blue bros.........

>suddenly 8/24
Bye everyone...

>>713320005
Fuck, I JUST joined

why did everyone just randomly leave

>braked for a blue shell on rainbow road
>teammate sneaks ahead and horns it
We didn't win, but that was cool

>>713320045
end of the team battle on rainbow road, hitting midnight in some parts of america
I saw a bunch leaving and decided to head off myself

>>713320045
Time for Toonami

>>713320045
midnight on east coast usa

I wanna get in a workout and go to bed at 2AM

9/24
American hours are over

can't sleep time to get bullied

>>713320045
break time, I'll be back for late night small lobbies in a minute

is OP's code still valid? i'm eating right now so i will play later

>>713320312
Should be, join us in spore domination, anon

Why do some of you have friend requests blocked...

>>713320615
I don't need friends

>>713310910
because I just played splatoon.
Also ignore the webm, this one was being a dick to size right and had to do it 4 fucking time despite putting 4mb as the limit. so testin if it works.

>>713320629
I want to be anon's friend...

>single lap in Beach
>golden shroom my way to first
Lmao

We are back

Fucked by a green shell back to back games. IM GONNA RAGE QUIT

Guys help I'm on my 10th glass of wine and I'm driving like shit

What's the room count? Any slots?

>>713321163
14/24

>>713321163
14/24
Cum inside, anon

>>713321163
14 currently

>>713321106
I'm stoned
you're supposed to play like garbage to catch up to everybody anon

>>713321106
just get three shells/bananas and wait in a spot you know someone will run into you (preferably by a ledge). no skill required to have fun

>>713314287
There's a few with that and it is very kino.
One has manta rays too.

What controller are y'all rocking? I am using the gamecube controller I way overpaid for (before realizing I couldn't use it on PC).

>>713321564
I was playing handheld so joy-cons 2
pro controller 2 when docked

That blue shell right at the end. Poor BreadBug.

I gotta look behind me every item box, fuck

>>713321564
Switch 1 procon, it's comf

I've never been Mario kart'd that bad before

>>713321564
ProCon II

I suck ass at this game

>>713322095
if you didn't it would place you in the furthest percentile of the autism spectrum

>battle

>>713322192
>was just about to get on

>>713322192
wait you guys are playing battle
I'm coming back

nice

>>713322192
>Battle
BASED

IVE NEVER PLAYED BATTLE IM SORRY

>someone pops over the ridge in the perfect shot angle
>instinctively fired off
>it's my teammate
S-sorry

>>713322625
this is why we use the minimap

That's enough battle for me

How does scoring work in battle?

>phone about to die out
>hurriedly unplug something so I can plug the charger in
>unplug the router
Well shit

>>713322837
coward

Give me teams or give me death

>>713322625
I blew up Mat and he was my teammate!!! Mat I'm SO SORRY!!!

GO BACK TO BATTLES YOU COWARDS REEE

>>713322917
lol it's alright

Too tired lads, gotta head out. Thanks for the races!

Regular racing already feels like battle mode to me

>>713323287
This game encourages bagging even unintentionally, most of my wins come from when I've been smacked lap 2 and blast to the lead at the last second lap 3

>>713322938
Sorry reefbro I can't play online have people over and we're playing smash bros

AHAHAHAHA
lmao
lul
AHAHA

Boy I love frontrunning half the race to get shelled and squashed

>>713323396
understandable, have a nice night

No cpus?

>>713323909
if we are under 12 would be good yuh.
also BATTLE NOW

>>713323941
I'll do battle after this round

>>713323964
DOING BATTLE AGAIN?!

Not last hell yeah

Baby Rosa steals it again!

well at least I beat fang

GG everyone, my switch is dying and I'm not home.

Battle time

>>713324503
See you next time, anon

Thanks for the races everyone!

>2 steals, a KO and 1st steal at the end
KNEEL TO THE WAGODS

should've set it to free for all

Does not hitting shuffle put whoever joined the lobby first for teams?

>>713325089
Yeah, I wish I did. I didn't think the teams would end up unbalanced

>>713325490
coulda just used cpus.

Think I need to go to bed too
Good games

Battle mode is kind of adorable ngl.

Anyways, I'll call it a night. Good game Anons.

>4 people
it's over
goodnight /v/ you miserable prince.

OH GOD IM HOST
WHERE THE WEST COASTERS AT?

That was a fun one. I'll come back next time. Peace.

alright well ggs guys

getting a communication error for trying to join

>>713325951
well the room probably died

>>713325951
>>713326025
it's still up. we are just low.

>>713325864
>gopher mechanic tomboy gr
desperate need...

>thunderstorm knocked out net
ggs

>>713326268
was much fun. always enjoy games with you cunts.
will be back tomorrow.

Well now its dead i assume

I was just about to join...

>>713326412
he's precious.

anyone else autistic and like playing lightweights and heavyweights but NOT middleweights

What's a good time to make the Sunday thread? I want to make it.

>>713328423
noon. or 8pm.

>>713328586
Sweet. I'll make it at noon (eastern)