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How does shadow breathe underwater?

Shadowxisters... not like this

>>713309630 (OP)
He fucks 2B daily btw

Shadow looks out of place

>>713309630 (OP)
delete this

comicfags lost, Kinobob and Chadvok kings won

>>713309673
Ultimate Lifeform.

>>713309630 (OP)
This is rape. This is taking Stephen Hillenburg’s corpse and bringing it back to life just so they can strangle it and rape it. Violently. I want you to think of the most graphic rape scene you’ve ever seen in a film. Nickelodeon has been doing that to Stephen for decades at this point, wringing more and more blood from his neck every time you look away. It’s grotesque and degenerate, and you should never watch or engage with any SpongeBob media ever again if you want it to stop.

>>713309630 (OP)
>redditbob

>>713309630 (OP)
Almost kino it just needed a few voice line interactions but no they dropped the ball.

>>713309787
>Deadly 1 and sometimes Zazz

>>713309787
>idwfags vs lost world fags

people should be happy. they're finally getting smash kart

>spongebob
>yakuza
>sonic
it's just so weird

>0 lines from Tom Kenny
so it's safe say DLC character won't have voice lines. what a shitshow...

>>713310036
Given it's Ichiban specifically I think it fits. It's funny to think of the entire game as an autistic daydream he's having.

>>713310158
Miku at least did

>>713310343
that seems to be her victory theme

>>713309630 (OP)
>no voices
Did they learn nothing from NASB?

>>713310227
Yeah, Ichiban is the only Yakuza character I can see in crossover and go "oh yeah, him being there makes sense". Kiryu, on the other hand, gives me the shivers on imagining what his crossovers might look like.

Predict the final two collabs
Free chars confirmed so far:
>Miku
>Ichiban
>Joker

DLC collabs:
>MInecraft
>Spongebob
>TMNT
>Avatar

Leaked but still not confirmed:
>NiGHTS

>>713309630 (OP)
SHADOW ANd REDDITBOB IS REAL

>>713310643
Already has crashfag, try focusing on your dead kart racer.

>>713309832
>shadowfag has to fantasize about a dead man getting raped to cope
Truly embarrassing.

>>713309673
he doesn't think about it

>>713309673
Same way he breathes in space.

>people assumed he had no voice in the leak because it was unfinished
>everyone has voices in the trailer except for him
Are they seriously pulling this shit again after Nickelodeon Brawl 1?

>>713310343
I don't think they have to pay Miku royalties for her voice, which is the problem with the western characters
those things are fucking costly
japanese voice actors (typically) don't get paid royalties or residuals

People are mad about this but I personally found it a fun collab, Im happy with it. How the fuck does this keep happening between sonic and spongebob fans. While fun, I dont think anyone is going to care about the TMNT and Avatar collab as much.

>>713310643
CTR:NF > MKW > SRCW (Top 3 btw)

>>713309630 (OP)
i'd rather have a fake spongebob voice than no voice

>>713312354
lefties will eat them alive if they dare hire a non-union knockoff for the sponge

Is there any chance we'll get a Sonic Central on the 23rd? I need a new Sonic Action game bad

>>713311731
Iizuka confirmed that only the 24 "main" Sonic characters are voiced

>>713312651
They didn't last year.

>>713310643
Remember when Nick All Stars Brawl was supposed to kill Smash Brothers?

>>713312736
nah that is too easy, remember Multiversus being the Smash killer? KEK

>>713309832
Oh please this is just nicktoons united tier crap you dramatic bitch, nickelodeon has done way worse with spingebill legacy after hillenburg dead, this is just a cheap way to get a nicktoons racing but done by an actual competent studio.

>>713311731
Either Sega is too lazy to hire the original VAs or they implemented very strict guidelines between Sonic characters and non-Sonic characters to not interact with each other.

>>713312703
Damn, I hope we get one in the coming months, the wait till the game awards is gonna kill me

>>713312736
>>713312870
Meleesnoys are a special kind of delusional. They say the same about Rivals of Aether.

>>713312696
He's saying they won't have voiced interactions with Sonic characters, not that they won't be voiced at all. The latter seems to be the case with SpongeBob here though

>>713310584
>Epic
Jhon fortnite might get in, i don't mind him but i wouldn't care about him either.....i honestly can't think of anyone they could add, maybe Teto as a skin for miku....never ever would be mario himself but that would feel like a wasted space...maybe the tf2 representatives return??

>>713312918
It's union shit and royalties with the Nick actors

>>713309787
Oh no no no no no

>>713310643
Transformed beat MK8 and your dead Franchise Kart game

do you guys agree with el señor Gerardo Rodriguez?

>>713309730
SpongeCHAD

>>713313587
The koopalings of the roster.

>>713310584
So if don't pre-order, I don't get the Werehog period? Not even paid separately?

>>713309630 (OP)
>4chanbob

>>713309787
can't keep him down

>>713313658
no it will be a paid dlc.

>>713309673
Why is a hedgehog the same size as a sea sponge?

>>713313587
I too want the Luuuuooooohhhhd sisters

>Redditbob

He doesn't stand a chance. Into the trash where he belongs.

>>713313853
Shadow you fucking asshole that is your friend

>>713313853
I'm actually loving that these two can go head to head for real now KEK

>>713309787
I have to admit the memes unironically made me love Zavok and especially the seethe he generates

>>713309630 (OP)
>we want the poofesure crowd

Movie Shadow is a fan of Spongebob

>>713311740
>japanese voice actors (typically) don't get paid royalties or residuals
They have an unwritten job security instead, having dedicated fans mean a character is forever theirs unless a controversy of enormous proportions befalls them.

>>713309916
>Go back to 4chan, Shadow! Hahahaha!

>>713309832
Fact: SpongeBob should had ended after the movie.

>>713314365
>>713309916
you will be able to AIslop this exact dialogue into life if that's what you really want

>>713312736
All Stars Brawl 2 has superior gameplay to brawl-ultimate but cartoon characters suck

>>713314584
if they release the card game soon and it does really well and this game also does really well there's a non-zero chance of sally and that scares me

>>713310584
>Avatar Legends
oh no does that mean we're not getting kid Aang?

I think it’s hilarious that collab characters will be mute which includes the IDW cast lmao, now people won’t have their dumbass headcanons come true like wanting Tangle to be voiced by fucking Luz or some shit

Thank god Sonic fans aren’t in charge of voice casting or they’re start sending Mike and Karen out pronto

>>713309630 (OP)
Shadow: "A talking sponge? Looks like I'll have to put you in the trash where used cleaning products belong."
Spongebob: "What the heck are you? Some kind of creation by Plankton? Looks like he needs to clean his fryers of burnt rodent."

>>713314836
kino

>>713314814
yeah concept art shows adult.

>>713314971
IT'S OVER

>>713314949
>

>>713314834
Wait, the IDW Sonic characters are part of the paid DLC packs, not the free updates?

>>713314814
It'll be him as an adult from the upcoming movie

>>713309630 (OP)
>The Mario Kart killer.

>>713315314
Any Sonic and SEGA characters will be free

>>713315408
Mario Kart World is doing that itself

>>713314584
It's very unlikely that Whisper gets in without Tangle

>>713315718
reminder the second they showed the intermissions everyone could tell it was a retarded boring idea and this board was swearing up and down that it was practically confirmed you would be able to turn them off

>>713315718
Delusional Sonicsnoy

>>713315718
Nintendo is so fucking retarded with online shit Jesus Christ

>>713315718
i mean that's more players adapting to a situation since you don't get the option to choose 3 lap courses for some stupid reason.

>>713315461
I thought the free characters were all voice acted.

Who actually want IDW characters? They feel like tumblr OCs.

>>713316367
They might get grunts but they won't get any of the rival interactions the base roster gets

>>713315718
>compfags thinking they matter

>>713309630 (OP)
>not voiced
that will be $70 plus tip please

>>713315718
>>713316336
Nintendo won. Switch sold millions and Switch 2 is already breaking sales records. You lost.

>>713315718
good lord

>>713316456
thank god for that, I can't imagine enduring in a lobby with a single motherfucker playing Spongebob

>>713315718
Man, It really feels like Nintendo has just stopped caring with Mario Kart lately. How did they go from stuff like what they had in Mario Kart 8 to that???

>>713316456
>won't have to hear redditbob's annoying voice when playing against children online, only the dulcid tones of Junichi Kanemaru
bliss

>>713311731
>>713312696
>>713313149
So why have him here then?

i've wanted a actual good nick toons racer ever since i played that shitty arcade one this is great

are there actually people here who have never seen classic spongebob

>no stupid MM turtles going YERT YERT YERT and singing K-Pop during gameplay or online

Super blessed

>>713316831
Good chance yes, at least one person.

>>713309630 (OP)
WE CAN FINALLY SETTLE THIS.
WHEN THE GMAE LAUNCHES LES MAKLE A TOURNEY WITH PEOPLE PICKING EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER

>>713316917
fucking IMAGINE if sega did a shadow vs spongebob splatfest

>>713316632
Paramount owns Nickelodeon, they're paying Sega to have their characters in the game

It's clear that this is a Sonic racer with crossover characters tacked on for shekels

>>713318421
nice filename

>>713315718
What am I looking at exactly?

>>713318976
When you pick tracks in online races, you have to race on the intermission and then do a lap on the track, unless you pick random which chooses a normal 3 lap tracks

>>713318976
The whole point of world was for them to add "open world" which are basically these shitty straight line maps literally nobody wants to play
If you go random you avoid that and go straight to actual courses
nintendo is fucking retarded like usual

>>713309787
Should have been whisper crying, thats kind of her thing.

>>713309832
Give it a rest faggot, you act like the property wasn't whored out before Hillenburg's death

>>713309630 (OP)
>redditbob

No Shrek no want

By the way looks like they are updating this to include new characters

Are the maps based off Battle for Bikini Bottom? Because they look amazing desu.

>>713319797
JET ENJOYERS LETS GO

>>713319797
niggas think they're smash ultimate

>>713319797
Unironically kino
Transformed was fun as fuck (that team racer afterward sucked) and this game looking more like transformed
Time to drive a fucking sandwich

>>713315718
These retards really couldn't be bothered to have a classic mode that lets you race 3 laps regularly, they were to busy huffing their own farts thinking everyone would love the intermission sections

>>713319952
Wouldn't be shocked if they reused assets from Rehydrated for the track

>>713319797
my FUARKING heroes........... and sonic i guess

Cream the Rabbit x Joker

The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got a Wii

>>713319797
There's a genuine chance that he might get in.

>>713319797
I kneel SonicChads

>>713310036
The best way I can describe the non-Sega additions is that it feels very cynical. Like they just took random popular characters they could manage to get their hands on in order to bolster sales after the last disappointing kart racer. Honestly it's killed my interest in the game.

>>713320203
Sonic is the only FURKIN HERO in that picture

JET WON

>>713320452
John warhammer getting in would be very funny

>>713320535
It's almost like the Sonic movies are owned by Paramount

>>713319797
Ichiban looks out of place lmao
Everyone's sitting in their karts while he looks like a standing render that got edited in

>>713312736
>This victim complex over a competitor in the platform fighter sphere.
It was never advertised as a Smash killer, and it's a shame the game ended up sucking such massive dick.
>B-BUT I SWEAR 2 WAS ACTUALLY GOOD PLEASE BUY 2!

>>713309630 (OP)
NO MORE BROTHER WARS

>>713309630 (OP)
>SpongeBob 4chanpants

>>713309630 (OP)
Shadow vs Spongebob literally memed into reality. Is it possible to learn this power?

>>713320540
Sonic is so fucking cool

>>713320586
I can't believe we're getting Transformers and Shrek next.

>>713320452
Considering they added fucking shogun from total war in transformed this isn't too far off
And only actual disgusting sonic trannies will be mad these chars get in over their favorites when team sonic racing flopped

>>713319797
This reminds me of Playstaion All Stars or whatever it was called, the PStriple Smash clone that was just a random amalgamation of franchises because Smash did it.
Nintendo just has a certain consistency to its characters that I can't really explain, I can accept Fox McCloud fighting Link and Mario but Miku racing Spongbob and Steve is just asinine. They aren't even Sega properties, well I guess technically Miku because of Project Diva. Sega properties were all over the place anyways, even Sonic racing Shinobi or Ristar would be weird.

he's returning right?

>>713320794
Shrek isn't Paramount

Didn't Sonic and DC have a comic crossover? What if Batman showed up? Also, Batman would probably be the only one who you get voiced around Union shit because Roger Craig Smith (Sonic) has voiced Batman multiple nows now, most famously in Arkham Origins.

>>713320735
Paramount/Viacom is sharp at noticing and referencing Spongebob memes. When Sonic 3 was releasing, they did a sort of livestream splicing up footage to make Shadow invade Bikini Bottom.

>>713320871
>even Sonic racing Shinobi or Ristar would be weird
Sonic already raced with Joe Musashi in 2012

>>713320871
As easy as it is to trash Sakurai's roster choices sometimes, there's a level of integrity that you can expect from him when it comes to character choices. If it's not a Nintendo character, it's going to be a video game character with at least some level of historical significance to the industry. He's not enough of a hack enough to add shit like Goku or Spongebob to the game.

>>713310036
needs teto

>>713321024
yea instead he'll add 8 different fire emblem characters nobody wants

>>713320871
>another retarded tourist complaining about MUH GUESTS
sonic racing shiobi was already a fucking thing in transformed you retard

>>713315718
So how is this bad? in a "normal" environment it would have to randomly pick maps anyway and you know faggots always choose the same maps, just like in MK8. At least with this you are guaranteed to race in all maps at random.

>>713321067
Complaining about 8 Fire Emblem characters is low iq.
The real issue is that we have 8 Fire Emblem characters with a massive amount of overlap in their narrative roles and personalities, despite the FE games being famous for having immense rosters of diverse character archetypes thanks in part to the perma-death mechanic. Fire Emblem, ironically, is a poorly represented franchise.
Also it's Nintendo so still better than adding Spongebob.

>>713320980
>>713321072
I didn't know that, doesn't make it any less weird.
There's no common ground between Sonic and Shinobi aside from both being on the Genesis and made by Sega.

>>713319797
Love how this is making fags seethe, I love this roster already

>>713321067
fire emblem is a great series, retard.

>>713316456
>$70
$90 if you pay for the season pass or more if you pay individually for each dlc that comes out.

>>713309630 (OP)
kek redditbob made it into his game

How would you feel if this game pulled a SoulCalibur 2 and had specific console exclusive guest characters?

>>713321072
Let's not pretend as if Transformed didn't have even shittier crossover promotional picks.
We got a fucking youtuber/con artist as a DLC character in that game.

>>713321315
Yeah and team fortress was also in transformed despite having nothing to do with sonic shit and the only relation is that TF2 was exclusive to the PC version
The point is you're a fucking retarded tourist like the hundreds complaining about crossover characters when they have done this over and over again and it's nothing new

>>713321315
The game he was in was a crossover of SEGA characters so it was fine

>>713321315
The first Sonic Racing game that was successful was Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing, there wasn't a franchise that "sold out" with crossovers, crossovers are part of the franchise.

>>713320871
This is how I felt when they added Joker and Steve into the game.

I can't wait to see /v/'s reaction when Korone gets in.

>>713320879
Valve let warframe put in a halflife reference recently, so I'm sure they are open to it.

>>713321637
The one schizo who goes vtranny would have a meltdown of epic proportions.

>>713309630 (OP)
shadow avatar poster has been real quiet since this dropped

>>713321634
>Joker
Probably the most iffy choice, but Persona/SMT are important enough franchises that it's kind of acceptable.
>Steve
Hate it if you will, but Minecraft is one of the most popular video games of all time.

>>713315718
Glad I don't have any interest in the Switch 2

>>713309673
The same way Jimmy Neutron breathes in space.

>>713321489
>>713321493
As bizzare as the roster was, there was a charm and even a strange kind of congruence for the most part.
yogscast was the only inclusion that was really indefensible
that was retarded

>>713309630 (OP)
MFW
>The TMNT
gangbang Amy
>Spongebob
Fucks Maria
>Joker
Fucks Elise
>Miku
Fucks Chris Thorndyke
>Ichiban Kasuga
Fucks Sally acorn
>Minecraft Steve
Fucks Rouge
>Aang
Fucks Blaze

None of these Corssovers look off to me, Sonic is or has associated with all these companies

>>713321612
The point is it's just a grabbag of properties, it's barely a step above Fortnite skins.
A Sega "All-Stars" lineup will always be retarded and weird because Sega doesn't have enough (active) series to take characters from. Their three biggest series are Sonic, Yakuza, and Persona, so you have a cartoon blue animal, a photorealistic Japanese man, and an anime guy. Then on the flipside with Nintendo you have Mario, Zelda, and I don't know who to throw in, Kirby? Dong? Whoever it is, you have a cartoon Italian, cartoon elf, and a cartoon pink orb thing or cartoon gorilla. There's a design consistency there so it isn't jarring.

>>713321905
>Sonic
Fucks your mother

>>713321873
>adding characters that no one will buy the game for like Football manager
VGH...SOVL!!!
>adding characters that will sell thousands of previously unsold copies
THE SONIC FRANCHISE HAS FALLEN BILLIONS MUST BOYCOTT!!
seems legit.

>>713321921
*Crossovers

>>713315718
God I hate Nintendo so much it's unreal.

>>713321978
This, the roster so far I know 100% will shit on Transformed roster, especially once we get the rest of the Sega characters and the Nick characters are fun, better than fucking YogCast and Danica Patrick

>>713312208
Both are hitting the most gangster cool poses, holy crap. This is sick as heck dude.

>>713309630 (OP)
>spongebob driving a car
gay. should've been his driver's ed class desk and chair

>>713314814
it means you're gonna get aang and korra

>>713322115
nigga it's the patty wagon

>>713322184
>Whorra
I will actively target any nigger playing that bitch, I'll even forgo winning to make sure they're last

WAKU WAKU SPONGEBOB

>>713321905
>Fucks Elise
Joker/Ren would also fuck Professor Victoria/Tori (Have you seen him with Kawakami?)

Is Sonic/Sandy Cheeks on the table now?

>>713319797
>jet
10/10, just add the rest of the Babylon Rogues

When they start advertising for Persona 4 Revival, Narukami will be next to join.

>>713322601
Good News

>>713322607
If or at this point when this game gets a 2nd dlc pack wave Yu is a shoo in for sure imo

i never played the other sonic racing games or tried the beta for this
what sets it apart from other kart racers?

Jack Frost as the SMT Rep?

>>713322730
It's very arcade-y and youre able to keep charging your drift between turns

>>713309630 (OP)
That yellow sponge again, of all places!

>>713321978
>adding eclectic niche characters that have a real association even if they aren't the most popular
uh yes that is absolutely more soulful than whoring sonic out to the biggest IPs they can get
also I did actually buy transformed for TF2 and football manager
can't say the same for whorra or teenage nigger turtles

I'd rather have Pink Gold Sonic

>>713309630 (OP)
Trump just bomber Iran. World will end soon and the last thing you will see before vanishing into oblivion forever will be SpongeBob racing Shadow in fucking cars, reminder Shadow doesnt need to and Spongebob cant drive

>>713322730
>what sets it apart from other kart racers?
Nothing really, this time around the background changes but other than that it's your standard racer.

>>713323105
2 more weeks

>>713323026
>Mermaid Man sees Shadow
>"EVIL!"

>>713323078
cool story bro
>>713323105
I don't really care for third world politics.

>>713323105
Fuck off John Bolton

>>713309630 (OP)
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO EMBODIES ALL CHAOS UNDER THE SEA?

>>713322668
LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>713310567
>Kiryu

Imagine if this Kiryu got into the game.

>>713322668
>56 spots
Good Lord

>>713323026
I found you, faker!

Sonic Heroes 2 with Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy as a team You heard it here first, folks.

>>713322668
That's a lot of money

>>713322242
that's my FUARKING hero

>>713323260
Nigger if you are in the US or Europe, this concerns you.

>>713322979
Persona trannies don't care about the actual demons themselves, only the humans
Jack frost has the best chance but I doubt they will put him in over the a p4 faggot

It could end up being the best kart race on the Steamdeck...

>>713323819
>kart race

kart racer, I meant.

>>713309832
is this /co/ or /tv/ pasta?

>>713323794
This concerns everyone because oil and shit will go up and it will trickle down to every country, then shit gets more expensive and items become harder to find because of resources are being poured into war stuff, etc. It will become annoying for everyone.

He's in.

>>713309832
There's already a crossover spongebob game on GBA back when Steve is still alive.

>>713309630 (OP)
They should've added ponies too for maximum lol so randum and seething points.

>>713323948
They'd surely put Cabbage Man and Pancake Boy in before the Chad Rapist.

>>713321930
Good thing I'm not this autistic.

>>713315718
What's with the anti-aliasing, the lack of colour, the abundance of grey, the blurry pixel shadows, the low resolution textures, a cartoon character and cartoon UI in a realistically textured world, and the blue haze?

>>713309630 (OP)
Gee the only missing character left in Cross Worlds is freaking Sora or Klonoa because going into different worlds is their gimmick.

Also anyone else angry they are going with the shitty Seth Rogen Ninja Turtles? Hope Mutant Mayhem's sequel fails.

Can me bring back an old meme by Teaming up with Capcom?
Dante could either use Lady's Bike or Cavalier from DMC5

>>713324570
switch game, prease undastaando

>>713309787
Somehow Zavok is both overhated and not hated enough.

CREAM THE RABBIT UUUOOHHH

Spongebob literally screams WOOOO YEAH when they crash through the door.
Why is everyone saying dlc characters are completely silent?

>Nickelodeon allows Sega to use some of their IPs(Spongebob, Avatar, TMNT)
>Realized Nickelodeon sold Rainbow RAI(studio that did Winx Club) last year

God dammit. The main cast from that show would've been neat to see. Nickelodeon is fucking cursed man. Gave Doug to Disney years ago which was very fucking stupid.

>>713321930
While you're right about the design consistency with Nintendo, the opposite end of the spectrum can also work, if done right, where the styles are so juxtaposed that it isn't an eyesore

>>713313149
You're reading it wrong.

He's in... my dreams.

>>713310643
The goal is to create the ultimate autism singularity

>>713309787
The only good thing about Shit Seth Rogen TMNT, trashy Spongebob, and Shit Avatar getting into this is the awful Sonic Comics got nothing. But anyone else not buying the Non Sega characters? Don't like any of these shitty characters. And don't get me wrong Ninja Turtles are neat but they went with the Shitty Jewish Seth Rogen ones so that's shit, end of argument.

>>713325315
Yo Danny Phantom he's a LOSER JUST LIKE YOU! He has super powers but he marries a shitty rich vile pile of shit Jew cunt Mary Sue because he's loser just like you!

That cartoon is shit starting with the crappy art style.

>>713310158
This is a good thing if only because Spongebob is an extremely annoying sounding character. I will never forgive Nickelodeon for making a marathon of that one episode of Spongebob crying. Hope Tom Kenny dies a hideous death for voicing such an annoying character.

What are the chances OUR HERO will be a playable character?

>>713310643
Mario Kart became shit when Nintendo in their prideful wisdom decided to get rid of the Non Mario characters and instead of using characters from Mario that were desired like E Gadd they added shitty things like.....cow. Fuck Nintendo. I hope this Mario Kart World sells like shit.

>>713325286
He's not. Otherwise Iizuka would have said the guest characters won't have voices. Iizuka specifically only mentions interactions.

weird how everytime brawlhalla gets a guest the guest appears in other shovelware

Why do trannies hate SpongeBob so much? I think he's cool

>>713319797
>Sellout Racing: Crosspromotion

This is the biggest pile of bull crap, zero brand integrity. Just a random mishmash of whatever SEGA could get to appear in the games. Didn't think I could think any less of SEGA's handling of Sonic, but here we are.

>>713325953
sega spent 90% of their budget making shitty mobile-tier versions of games like crazy taxi

The timeline is healing, Robert is in Sonic

>>713309673
He's the coolest!

Uhh…what business does SpongeBob have being in a sonic game?

>>713324857
>Spongebob literally screams WOOOO YEAH when they crash through the door.

That was Jet

>Why is everyone saying dlc characters are completely silent?

Because his trailer only has voices from Sonic characters

>>713326174
The Sonic movies are published by the same company who owns Spongebob

>>713325912
They were spongebob.

>>713324857
>Spongebob literally screams WOOOO YEAH

That was Zazz, not Spongebob

>>713326174
>Why is popular character in a game about crossovers?
What? Do you also wonder why Steve is in Smash?

>>713326174
>Uhh…what business does SpongeBob have being in a sonic game?

Sponge Bob has appeared in half a dozen Kart Racers at this point. Here's hoping Garfield is next.

>>713325604
Sure Thing Goku

>>713326174
Paramount

Do Bob and Patrick really not have any voicelines

>>713326659
None of the DLC characters are voiced.

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzbSKwuaCJ0

Utterly pathetic. Even Miku, a vocaloid is going to be silent.

>>713318976
The only way to do a proper race on an actual track in Mario Kart World's online is to pick random. Otherwise you have to drive on a straight line/highway/intermission for 2 laps with a single lap on an actual track.

>>713313519
Yet I had more fun playing CTR than I did playing MK8.

>>713326742
So they're no better than Fortnite skins

>>713326742
>no annoying spongebob laugh
ok I guess I'm buyin

>>713309630 (OP)
>spongebob and shadow in a racing game
kino, kino, kino of the highest order

>>713326742
This looks lame as fuck, why are people paying $90 for this?

>>713326356
It’s a sonic game. Majority of the roster is sonic characters. Haphazardly chucking in bunch of random characters from unrelated franchise to sell DLC to goobers is in poor taste. I don’t agree with this direction the game is taking.

>>713321267
>Also it's Nintendo so still better than adding Spongebob.
Do tendies really

>>713321267
If sponge was in smash everyone would shit themselves

>>713310584
Some anime character I bet

>>713326659
>Do Bob and Patrick really not have any voicelines

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkpYcxqsmKs&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Nope

>>713325912
What is there to like about Spongebob when its a shitty franchise about celebrating being a manchild with annoying habits. Hope that anyone who likes Spongebob suffers in life. And I curse the retards who worship The Minions from illumination who are more retarded Spongebob knock offs.

>>713327212
Yeah you're a tourist, Sonic & Sega All Stars was the first successful Sonic Racing game because of crossovers, Crossworlds is not doing anything bizarre or outlandish

Would the internet break if a mario character got into the game?

>>713327413
SpongeBob (Season 1 - Movie) is kino tho

>>713325953
And I suspect it won't sell as great as Sega expects. That's what no one is saying, does this game really look like it will sell grand? Will sell worse than Sonic Frontiers.

>>713315718
what am i looking at

>>713327435
Don't think so because once something becomes a mutated crossover the idea of adding another different franchise makes it less special. And the idea of Sonic and Mario crossing over is no longer a new fresh novelty.

>>713327471
>will sell worse than Sonic Frontiers
you're really retarded if you don't think Crossworlds will easily become the most successful Sonic racing game

>>713327073
Because gamers are stupid with their cash.

>>713327471
It's had more eyes on it than Frontiers and Shadow Generations and great press at SGF

>>713327582
And all the Non Sega characters will cut into the money Sega gets. This is what makes Sonic Frontiers a better seller that's nutrient for Sega.

>>713327642
Really? what's the cut?

>>713327471
>Will sell worse than [Most successful Sonic game ever]
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?

>>713327306
No one would buy that shitty annoying character in Smash outside of meme fags. And many would find themselves rejecting anyone who selects Spongebob as their character.

>>713327394
It's just so odd that usually talkative characters are silent.

Miku, for instance...her entire career is her VOICE.

>>713327790
Damn tendies really type shit like this lmao

>>713327853
I feel like the SEGA characters might speak or reuse voice clips like the other games, it just won't be as extensive as the base roster

>>713327604
I think people are going to be pissed off when they realise they've paid for characters with no VA and a bunch of half-assed Nickelodeon tracks. SEGA scammed them.

>>713315107
HOLY FUARKKKKK SHITDOW HAS NEVER BEEN THIS COOL

>>713327853
Fuck you give SEGA money now!

>>713323105
Remind me again how many places Obama bombed during his tenure?

>>713328016
That'll be $90, thank you. Also boycott Mario Kart for us please.

>>713323896
>Iran
>oil

Iran isn't even remotely the top oil producer in the world.

>>713323105
All I'm going to say is we must kill every single Jew on this Earth along with all Jewish allies.

>>713328154
>Mario Kart out of nowhere
Already bored of open world slop? understandable

>>713328194
>world war
>oil prices going down and not up
surely

Game looks better than Mario Kart World

>>713328330
Yes Saar, absolutely Saar Sonic very good, come again!

>>713315718
Nintendo are a bunch of fucking faggots

>>713328376
Why do you mock Indian people when you don't have anything else to say?

>>713328285
>out of nowhere
He literally said it in that exact frame. Shouldn't have done that if he was planning to scam people with DLC characters.

>>713328419
least thin skinned Nintendo fan ITT

>>713327246
>Nintendo in a Nintendo crossover game is... le bad

>>713328417
Because you'd have to be a paid Indian shill to try and promote this $90 garbage.

>>713327853
By the time all the DLC is out half of the games roster is going to be mute.

>>713328552
...Sonic Racing is cheaper than Mario World.

>>713328662
The actual Sonic Racing game with all the content is $90. You're talking about the version with tracks and characters stripped out.

>>713328552
The absolute state
>>713304426

>guests will not have any voices
>game's roster will be dominated by guest characters as the game's life goes on
>the game will end up where nobody is talking more than half the time

They had all the money in the world to obtain licenses to all these 3rd party shit but apparently they are way too poor to even just reuse voice clips for the Sega characters like SuMo did for their All-Stars games and even SuMo managed to record some new voice clips like with Vyse's VA.

>>713328772
>With all content
Still cheaper than Mario Kart 8 and its DLC.

>>713328974
Sure, have fun paying $90 for a game that will last a week max.

>>713328904
They said the guest characters wouldn't have special interactions with the Sonic cast, they can still reuse voice clips for the SEGA cast

>>713329052
Then why are you in a thread talking about a game you don't like?

>>713329075
We've already seen gameplay clips of Miku and Ichiban. None of them have voices.

>>713316831
i didn't watch any networks that had him but i had quite a few VHS and DVD's i watched for hours

>>713329138
I'll cope and hope until release

>>713328974
jesus christ I totally forgot that Mario Kart will probably charge 25 dollars for their DLCs

They will sell voices as dlc.

Holy shit this thread went to shit, just like MKW's online kek

>>713329052
Reminder CTR threads were more active than mk8 threads and mods banned it
Death to NINTENDO INDIA

>>713328417
These fucking retards are ruining 4chan /v/ discussions bro.
Just ignore them and tip the jannies.
It's the only way to purge these argument-less mouthbreathing inbreds. Their entire inception was an accident.

I have the other sonic kart racing games too, I want to play one on deck which one is better?
Also Sonic Fighters when

>>713327853
it's really weird, miku is the obvious "why the fuck does this character not speak" but even characters like spongebob are weird when most of his video game outings (especially the heavy iron games) have him chatting over the most minute shit.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PBRkjQEsPM
my bigger gripe in general is no riders costumes, even miku's isn't quite there with the gay ass fucking cat ears, you're not an extreme gear rider miku you look like a fucking poser trying to be in to the 2000's punk crowd but failing

>>713319797
i don't think minecraft fans see steve and it makes them want to buy this. it is a step up from minecraft youtuber.

>>713329487
Transformed is the best one, All Stars Racing is good but it's easy to take for granted because of the sequel, TSR is fine

>>713328974
Still $90 dumbass. If you're paying $90 for a Sonic Team game you may as well mail your credit card directly to SEGA you schmuck.

>>713329671
You still here? Let me guess, you are not bothering your mkw thread, right?

>>713313853
Fuck. I completely forgot about this Redditbob/redditshadow postinf and now it makes this collab 10/10.
Whoever is the one that did that posting everyday must be loving this.

>>713329727
You're the one who brought up Mario Kart anon. So don't cry when it's revealed SEGA are ripping you off.

>>713326174
He's ready.

>>713310584
>all the free DLC characters are better than the paid DLC slop
If this was intentional then based devs.

>>713315718
>went from 8 to this

>>713329727
The MKW threads are dying, it wasn't even good enough to be a FOTW game

>minecraft pack steve, alex, and creeper playable, minecart vehicle, remixed minecraft music, 6 emotes, and additional sounds
Does additional sounds not imply the DLC characters will have voices or at least make noises?
It'd be really retarded to give voice lines to the fucking creeper and not Miku

Lets pretend cross has a mastermind villain in order to justify the game existing
Who do you pick?

>>713310584
WWE - Either John Cena or Cody Rhodes or Undertaker
Shrek

>>713330292
Because SEGA has the right to use Joker, Miku, and Ichiban you fucking retard. They have to pay for TMNT, Minecraft, SpongeBob, and Avatar so they're charging money for them to make a profit. Fucking DUMBASS.

>>713330441
Enjoy spongebob racing *snicker*

>>713330865
Mephiles. Mephiles literally exists trapped in the gap between the dimensions of the Sonic Multiverse. A game like Cross Worlds is literally ideal for a character like Mephiles whose gimmick is that he's primordial Darkness that transcends space and time. Needless to say that includes timelines which leads into different universes for the Sonic franchise and beyond.

>>713331001
Anon paid DLC is supposed to be a returned investment...

>>713320871
you could just tell us you're a tendie and save time.

>>713325953
at least all the non sega collab shit is paid dlc so you can just not pay for it, you'll still have to see other retards that paid for it but at least they wont shit up your roster all the sega collabs so far are free

>>713315386
>an adult from the upcoming movie
oh god what now?

I started replaying Sonic games on Friday.

I dislike Adventure. I dislike Adventure 2. I'm playing the PC games. These feel so fucked, I'm almost sure there must be PC fixes that change a lot.

1-3 + CD were fun. Despite Adventure 1 + 2 feeling kinda shit, I prefer 'em.

Now, I'm on Shadow of the Hedgehog & Sonic Unleashed.

Side-note: LEGO Racers is kino.
>>713310584
Jesus, I'm just getting the regular edition then.
>We're going - crazy! We're changing worlds and seeing who wants to race!
>Microsoft with Minecraft!
>Nickelodeon with Spongebob!
>Again, Nickelodeon with TMNT!
>Uh,,, once more? Nickelodeon with Avatar!
I can't wait for Fairly Odd Parents & Rugrats next.

can't godzilla be in this? i would cum

>>713331382
You dislike the adventure games but perfer them over the 2d games? Also you're skipping heroes? Heroes comes before Shadow. PC ports of 1 and 2 are pretty broken 1 more than 2 but there are mods to fix everything

>close up on storm right before miku reveal
>close up on shadow right before spongebob reveal
can these really be coincidences

>>713331378
New animated movie with the original ATLA characters but as adults

>>713331462
Yeah, it's a strange feeling, like I'd rather another 3D game than a 2D game.

I'll check Heroes out and look for fixes for 1 & 2.

Any recommendations for the racing games?

>>713331523
Can't go wrong with Riders and Zero gravity, I haven't played the first sega all stars racing but transformed is one of the best kart racers imo. Also if you're gonna play heroes you should just emulate it on dolphin the pc port is really broken and I don't think anyone gave enough of a shit to actually fix it like SADX

>>713331523
>Riders
>Zero Gravity
>Free Riders emulated with the controller patch (haven't played through it myself because my laptop can't run it)
>All Stars Racing
>All Stars Racing Transformed
>Maybe Team Sonic Racing on sale

>>713331696
>>713331649
Thanks, lads!
I plan on using a racing wheel and pedals.

Any other recommendations for 3D Sonic games?

>>713331462
I wonder what happened to the Sonic Heroes remake?

>>713327418
>Sonic & Sega All Star
That’s a cross over game. This is a sonic game.

>>713319126
You're bad at explaining things, anon

>>713331784
Colors, don't know if the port is still broken as fuck but you can just emulate it on dolphin if it is, Generations and Shadow generations. Forces is pretty shit but its only like an hour or two, I haven't beat Frontiers yet but I was enjoying it from what I played. Oh I guess project 06 is okay too I don't think it has any of the cutscenes though its just the gameplay and not as buggy and broken as it originally was. If I could only suggest one I'd say Shadow gens just because I'm a massive adventurefag.

>>713309630 (OP)
>burger car
>not boatmobile
500% soulless

>>713331523
You can give Sonic R a shot, once you get acclimated to the controls it's actually really fun. I'd recommend starting with Tails first because he's easier to control, Sonic is the character least fit for learning the game.

le spongebob :^)

>>713331920
>Oh I guess project 06 is okay too I don't think it has any of the cutscenes though its just the gameplay and not as buggy and broken as it originally was
Why not include the story? Seems kinda retarded with how memey it is

>>713331784
Colors, Sonic X Shadow Generations, and Frontiers for sure.
>>713331852
Sorry, I'll go into more detail
>go online and you spawn into the free roam
>can only pick from 3 tracks nearby
>however, if you select a track this way, you have to drive to the track and only get a single lap on the course like how the Grand Prix is set up
>if you choose random, you're guaranteed a regular 3 lap track
Better?

>>713332019
probably just legal shit, I figure they don't want to make it a complete replacement for 06 and give sega a reason to dmca them or whatever but I could be wrong

>>713332036
>Better?
Yes thanks anon!

>>713310584
>Game developed by the SEGA Initial D Arcade racing team
Are you ready for HIM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNaJxMutEIE

Also B.D. Joe from Crazy Taxi

>>713309630 (OP)
The screenshot that ended a war.

>>713331943
>a reference to the movie is soulless
Not even
>>713332083
No problem. I definitely do suck at explaining things at times

>>713331943
should've been a second car but you don't need a license to drive a sandwich. though i really don't like they made it longer and have a spoiler, there was literally nothing wrong with the original unless they're trying to go for the one from the third movie or they for some reason reference this fucking toy of it

>>713331784
Unleashed Recompiled is my favorite of the boost era.

Generations makes it more streamlined but Unleashed requires more skill

>>713332064
Seems like there's a mod to add in the cutscenes
>Sonic P-06 "Story"(Cutscene) Mod

this is one of the only games i'll be buying this year

spongebob and patrick are cool but do we really need to waste 4 roster slots on the TNMT that have no voice lines and are nearly the same model? that just feels EXTREMELY fucking lazy and no one wants avatar slop.

>>713309673
Water has oxygen molecules, you actual retard.

>>713309630 (OP)
>I lost the one thing I cared for Spongebob-
>Oh! I know just how to cheer you up Shady! With a krabby patty!
this cross world shit is meaningless without interactions.

>>713332248
Since it'll be Mutant Mayhem, they won't look too much alike and have different proportions. Honestly a good way to show they have more money behind this game

>>713332340
pain

>>713331382
>I dislike Adventure. I dislike Adventure 2
Can't save them all. Rip.

>>713332391
MR BEAST?

>>713310567
Kiryu could handle smash, but for something like this definitely Ichiban yeah

>>713332405
He cameos early in the movie when Splinter tells his backstory
>>713332391
I'm not huge on the voices of the Turtles (I did predict Jackie Chan as Splinter though) but they're mostly kids so I don't hold it against them. And it's looking like they wont even get reused clips from the movie or show so you won't have to hear them. To me the 03 cast will always be the best though I am meeting the original cast at a con in a couple months

Why are they collabing so had with Nick? Fuck off

>>713332291
>we will never get miku shittalking the sonic characters
>we will never get spongebob being either naive or not care about people making fun of him
>we will never get patrick being an autistic moron and somehow annoying rivals that way
>no interactions with any of the dlc characters for that matter
this hurts way more than i'd like to think it would.

>>713332448
>Kiryu could handle smash
Idk about that, I feel like Majima would be better in Smash, Kiryu is more iconic and all but Majima fits more in Smash's environment

>>713332519
The parent company that owns Nick distributes the movies

>>713331943
It fits in with the canon.
Spongebob is legally only allowed to drive the sandwich because it doesn't require a license

>>713332592
I hate it, bro
>>713332569
>>713332448
>>713310567
Pic related

>>713310584
Sol Badguy

>>713332520
It's just shallow fanservice. Nothing more nothing less.

>>713332639
Is he wrong? Modern Spongebob is just fucking mean, Patrick is the biggest asshole ever even to Spongebob, and Squidward gets punished for nothing most of the time.

>>713332771
I would never say my hero is wrong.

>>713325953
>zero brand integrity
then don't buy the DLC or play the other Sega characters faggot

>>713332704
shit sucks, spongebob's kind of cool himself like in the movie or some videogames and can get competitive so this would be perfect for that side to come out a bit too, now he's just some rando in a kart game that has his shape.
i just believe miku doesn't just because they didn't want to bother fucking with the vocaloid program to make her speak english, which yes isn't the easiest thing but people have done it for YEARS. aside from stat autism, the reason you probably want to play as them is to listen to them and it just not being there for a chunk of the roster is so half-assed it's baffling.

>>713332837
Not him but that’s not really going to work when you ply online and see them everywhere or their blurred out slots on the menu

>>713309673
Uh, well, it, uh... It's funny, you should... I mean, you see, the... George, they're on to us!

>69.99€
Yeah, I'll skip this one for a couple of years.

>>713313658
they gave adventure skin for free after preorders for shadow generations

>>713324894
WINX
IF YOUR HAND IS HOLDING MINE
IT'LL GIVE US GREATER POWER

>>713329052
I got full lobbies in transformed like five years after release.
Keep crying.

>IDW character not in but somehow garbage like Spongebob and Miku are
Fucking kill me.

>>713330865
Is this the pso2 girl?

Comicfags have a very particular kind of autism that should never be catered to. They're this generation's Chris Chan.

>>713333260
>i just believe miku doesn't just because they didn't want to bother fucking with the vocaloid program
they would just have her voice actress doing some lines in her vocaloid voice like they did in Jashin-chan

>>713315718
I'm actually happy with this since with 24 players you'd get funneled way too often into the same tracks if allowed to not pick random.

>>713313587
I'll only accept it if it's all the Louds crowded up in one kart/Extreme Gear

>>713340883
The leakers that leaked sponge, tmnt, and avatar said Tangle and Whisper are dlc too. You just have to wait

https://youtu.be/zcVi6g9i6pY
He's in

He's in!!

>>713341552
he deserves it
those games print money for sega

>>713329671
>Still $90 dumbass.
It's not, the game is $70.

>>713318421
>wins your 2008 award
nothin personnel... kid...

>>713342482
imagine this gif but aang

>>713324894
Fucking loved Musa back when I watched Winx Club as a lad. Dammit Nick, you had one job.

>>713309630 (OP)
SpunchBop drivin' the Burger King Long Chicken

uoh

>>713343029
Yes, we know that Cream is a beloved character and people care about her more than some trash from the comics.

>>713315718
for those who need context: voting randoms guarantees the oldschool 3 lap style of races, nobody wants to play the open world connected slop

I hope Crossworlds turns into a collection of licensed and shovelware Kart Racers. I want to see Garfield included next.

>>713310584
HIM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSxuTSIoz0

>>713322668
>>713323631
Wait a damn second...
>23 base roster characters
>4 Pre-Order characters
>10 free update characters
>15 DLC characters

That only adds up to 52 slots, who are the other 4 characters??

>>713344456
Super Sonic, Classic Sonic, Segata Sanshiro, Michael Jackson

>>713344639
>Segata Sanshiro
I will buy this shit if he is in, but he is too based for modern Sega standards

>>713319797
I was about to say that there's too many sonic characters but then I realized this was sonic racing and not the sega one.

>>713344292
>>713332096
>We get Takumi and the AE86
>They put a version of Mt. Akina into the game
>they'll probably throw in a short laundry list of Eurobeat songs and a Eurobeat remix of a sonic track too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1NoAdCHmN4
You rike?

>>713319797
Hate to be an autist but Sonic's posing here is bad, why isn't he staring at the camera like the others.

>>713344863
At least we should be getting more Sega characters for free. If I remember correctly, Nights, Reala, and a Nightopian were a part of the same leaks as the Minecraft and Nick characters.

>>713321905
>nobody fucking cream or sage
that's right, they're for me only

>>713309630 (OP)
They collab with nick toon characters because sonic is a little kids cartoon character. Never been a fan

Soon

>>713346682
I wonder if these events will be like splatfasts where teams will compete globally

>>713309630 (OP)
You faggots memed Shadow vs Redditbob into existence.

>>713346682
Are those new renders? If so, they are likely playable. If not then they won’t be.

>>713346456
>sonic is a little kids cartoon character.
woah... really?

>>713346682
Team Reala WW@?????
https://youtu.be/ZUWUiAkRx1c?si=LC-LetVyFgCNRQ5n

>>713347001
>Universal DLC pack with Felix the Cat and Woody Woodpecker, a Delorean kart, and a Jurrassic Park track

Would you get it?

>>713347342
Only if it has a Mattel extreme gear, too.

>>713313149
>not that they won't be voiced at all.
Nope, we have gameplay of Ichiban and he doesn't make any single noise.

>>713348126
How brutal is it to not even get the SEGA IPs to speak?

>>713323565
>we could get godzilla here like super monkey ball
Toho has the potential to do the funniest thing

>>713314758
I don't see how.

>>713343029
I fuarkin kneel. Should be the three playable characters for the next sonic game.

>>713327790
>tendies not realizing their own characters are literal memes

>ichiban
>joker

>The GOAT will never get in

It hurts, /v/.

Who is your main, /v/?

>>713321024
unironically Spongebob probably has more historical significance for gaming than Pyra/Mithra, or the obligatory Most-Recent-Gen Pokemon

>>713349793
if I'm gonna be forced to use a car/airboard I might as well play a character who's not already fast

>>713350060
so does E.T.

>DLC pack 1: Minecraft
>DLC pack 2: SpongeBob
>DLC pack 3: TMNT
>DLC pack 4: Avatar
>DLC pack 5: IDW
>DLC pack 6: More Sega reps. I'm betting on NiGHTS, AiAi, and Yu to shill the P4 remake (which will somehow cost less than this game)

>dlc characters are completely silent
One step forward, two steps back.
Classic Sega. No wonder Mario keeps winning.

>>713309630 (OP)
>world ends
>but at least SpongeBob will race Sonic...on cars

>>713350320
Sega characters are in the free dlc.

I wanted them to include some Sega characters that haven't been in these games before.

>>713350525
Espio is in.

>>713350616
Pretending to be stupid is neither clever nor attractive.

>>713350690
Huh?
Espio was never in a Sonic all star racing game, sweety.

>>713350616
>>713350690
The STRONGEST Chaotix hate will NOT be tolerated.

>>713350690
>nor attractive
Im not trying to fuck you, wtf is wrong with you

>>713349339

Nothing like drinking a bottle of Dr. Repkaj on a cloud free night.

>>713350525
Jack Cayman, come on down!

>>713350753
>>713350962
>>713350862
You know what the fuck I meant.

That said I do like Espio, that's good news at least.

>>713351078
Perfect.

>>713309630 (OP)
shit like this is why you have to be so careful with meme magic

Bayonetta is in.

This SpongeBob shit immediately killed any interest I had in the game.

>>713351287
Same here.

>>713316486
I didn't win or lose anything you retarded corporate cock sucker you better own shares or be 10 years old saying shit like that

This SpongeBob shit immediately sparked any interest i had in the game.

>>713331382
Deadzones are fucked on the PC version of those games. This video sums up and illustrates the issue.

https://youtu.be/NuqaEf49hYM?si=LbUnOtHpGTPsPnEd

There's a mod that fixes it now.

>>713348126
Typical Sonic Team, shows why you should never have any faith in them. They'll always find a way to screw up.

>>713346869
They look like new renders. I'm happy they made the nightopian not look so creepy.

They BETTER not have another network test with feedback.

All the surveys will say "give the DLC characters voices"

>>713310584
I will buy it if it's Sokka in a forklift

>>713321267
How would you pick a balanced roster of 8 for Smash?
For me, I'd do:
>Ike (Sword)
>Ephraim (Lance)
>Hector (Axe)
>Claude (Bow)
>Celica (Mage)
>Sigurd (Cavalry) (just trust Sakurai could make it work)
>Tharja (Dark Mage)
>Tiki (Manakete)
Inb4 >Tharja: I don't know who else I'd pick for Dark Mage off the top of my head that's not already in a repped game

Where is he

>>713344456
There's 24 base characters, then I think they'll have 12/13 free ones

>>713352768
you joke but there isnt a zero chance that he might actually make it in, he was part of the nick smash bros game after all

Be me and just don’t bother buying the obvious shill cashgrabs from Paramount

>>713353294
Who said I was joking?

>>713353294
Sega has always been hip on the memes, I could see it happening.

What are her odds?

>>713353380
Sorry but TMNT and SpongeBob are some of my favorite things ever alongside Sonic. My autism is tingling hard with this game

>>713350297
YES

>>713353808
Sorry, Amy won't let her in.

>>713309832
Why are spongeboomers always like this?

>>713354285
They feel the need to stick up for the dead man because they've grown jaded to the capitalism SpongeBob has been subject to for so long, even though using a dead man to prop up their cynicism is honestly just as disrespectful and honestly a little creepy

>>713309832
This is probably the least offensive thing done to Spongebob since Stephen passed, anon

>>713309730
GODow

>>713315718
>either put up with dogshit transition tracks
>or get to play 3 laps on actually good maps
>everyone chooses the 3 laps because who the fuck cares about straight lines
I miss the times when Nintendo wasn't always 30 steps behind.

>>713310567
Oh man, you must've never had a 3DS.
Kiryu fistfighting M. Bison was the coolest shit ever, change my mind.

>>713309832
This, its also raping Yuji Naka harder than when he was in prison.

>>713355012
It's funny how you can tell they just traced over their 3D models.

>>713327534
Everyone picking random, because if they chose a track they wanted to play, they would be forced to play on a straight line map first, then a single lap on the map they wanted to actually race on.
Look at this map and tell me this would be fun to do every time you decided to boot up a racing game.

>>713351078
>You die, I get paid

>>713310584
probably a final fantasy or street fighter character since they're whoring them around everywhere for cheap

>>713355119
the CHAD Yuji Naka did not set foot in jail, faggot
cope and seethe

Ç

>>713356205
>Fraud Naka
The posion that plagued Sonic in the 90s

>>713319283
I don't even know who the fuck that is

>>713319283
My fat ptsd-ridden autistic wolfwife better be in I swear to god

>>713356979
Free DLC character a year after launch

>>713356792
Comic character, she's a bit special

No SpongeBob music or voice acting. It's basically a shitty skin mod

>>713357327
They did say each pack would come with sounds as well so we don't know what that entails yet. As for the music, it does kinda sound like something they'd have in BFBB

no surge
no buy

>>713357457
We want music from the show, not something that sounds similar to a game. Imagine how goofy and chaotic it would feel to race to twelfth street rag.

>>713357790
I would love Grass Skirt Chase in the game myself. Or a horn that's the SpongeBob alarm foghorn (which I do expect in the game honestly)

>>713319797
What’s with Miku getting a resurgence nowadays

>>713353857
the only way this roster could get more autistic is if MLP characters got in

>>713358171
Seeing rouge anywhere close to a car gives me ptsd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C5TYAriqPA

>>713358174
Probably the tours they put her on a while back

what are the chances?

>>713358448
This stupid tit sheep will not be getting in.

>>713352768
>There's a non-zero chance both could be added

>>713358448
she looks better like that

>>713357214
cute!