Thread 713314759

The last video game character you played as has to finish this within 1 hour or you die.
Can they do it?

>>713314759 (OP)
4 cokes in a row would make me throw up,

>>713314759 (OP)
That seems like a small snack for your average monster hunter

Looks very doable outside of the drinks.

I'm always triggered by the drinks not being filled to the top

what's the joke here? that seems like a normal amount of food for the average person no?

>>713314759 (OP)
>luigi in mario kart world
well he can eat meals endlessly in that game so I'm gonna say he could smash it with ease

>>713314759 (OP)
Dragonborn can house 20 apple pies, 20 roasted goat legs, and 20 bottles of wine in under 1 second

>>713314759 (OP)
I mean running burns a lot of calories but that might be a struggle

>>713314759 (OP)
Fairly small amount

>>713315545
Why is her culo hanging out

>>713315667
just airing it out

Fuck yeah he can, he asked for this, he's built for this.

>>713314759 (OP)
bitch i could do that aside from the cokes

>>713315869
Well the cokes are a part of it so I guess you're dying

>ordering mcdonalds just 30 minutes ago
>waiting for my order
>see worker constantly trying to make inane small talk with the two attractive female workers
>first one is clearly disinterested and gives a safe and short answer
>second tells him with a bit of aggression why he talks too much
>he replies with "i like to talk, what's wrong with that?"

bruh, I just wanted some mickey dees, not witness a murder.

>>713314759 (OP)
Yes.

>>713314759 (OP)
Good thing I was doing Shiyu. It's in the bag. with 55 minutes to spare.

>>713314759 (OP)
Not even a problem. I just wonder how many beast steaks and eggs I can keep cramming down without every taking the poo.

>>713315667
kys spic beaner nigger

>>713315869
Then you can't do it

>>713316130
Chinga tu madre

>>713314759 (OP)
My FFXIV character can knock back an entire buffalo steak in half a second so he would annihilate that meal and get the Tenacity buff from it.

>>713314759 (OP)
>Eat over $100 worth of Mcdonalds in an hour
That's a tough one!

>>713314759 (OP)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll live.

>>713314759 (OP)
Depends. I was playing a sims game, and I can make them keep eating after they're no longer hungry. But time passes way too fast and it'd probably take him 30 minutes to eat a single burger. If it's a sims hour, I'm screwed. If it's a real world hour though, it's easy. They have bottomless stomachs and can be fast forwarded.

>>713316135
>>713315921
NOOOOOOOO

>>713314759 (OP)
Thats a pretty small to average amount of food for a female lalafell

>>713314759 (OP)
>Sharing fries

I'd rather die. I'm not sharing the nuggets either

>Ironeye from Elden Ring: Fortnite
He seems a bit too meek to scarf it down. I suppose I'll admit that I'm a homosexual before I kill over within an hour.

>>713314759 (OP)
sometimes i see this image and am hungry enough to probably do it
i'm ideal weight and strong for my size, and generally eat pretty well these days

>>713315097
this

>>713316516
>lust provoking picrel

>>713315954
What happened afterwards?

>>713314759 (OP)
If that character isn't Kirby then you're dead.

>>713315097
>>713317158
>>713315869
I could do half the burgers, half the fries, and half the nuggets in an hour. You're kidding yourself if you think you could eat the rest even without the drinks.

>>713317347
same guy handed me my order, it was take out

>>713314759 (OP)
>Palworld tamer
That tray's gone in seconds

>>713316516
I want to see her eat all that and shit all of it out

>>713316670
(cont)
Well actually the last game I played was Advance Wars, I just didn't use that since I was commanding an army, not playing as a character. But technically speaking, you're playing as yourself so... yes, if my life was at stake I could force myself to eat all this within an hour. I'd just feel like shit afterwards.
Technically there aren't any rules saying I can't eat half, vomit and eat the other half. But even if I couldn't do that, I feel like I could manage it, barely. I've had occasions where I've eaten way too much food in one sitting. Never this much, but I do have some experience in such matters.

>>713316516
bros ochaco is so sexy

>wow character
Easy win, just click the stack until it's gone. Don't even need to wait out the eating buff timer.

>>713315147
Maybe for a pre-breakfast snack.

>>713314759 (OP)
Honestly, I think I could pick three things from there, any three items, and that is probably the most I could finish in one sitting and I'd barely be able to finish it since none of it is real food but I think I could probably manage to squeeze down three items at the most before I vomit at the fourth one. Lol.

>>713317438
the burgers are the only hard part, but I could force it down easily.

>>713314759 (OP)
He could probably shove all of it down his gullet, but I'm not sure if he can even really eat.

>>713314759 (OP)
I never got these meme threads. Any of you fatties could devour those in a blink of an eye so what's everybody humbling themselves for?

>>713314886

Exactly, even lore wise, that doesn't count neither as an appetizer

>>713314759 (OP)
Don't think Jimbo can eat

>>713318062
I could not eat all of that. I'd eat 20 nuggets no problem, tho.

My spiritborn in Diablo 4.
Yes.

20 nuggets, 1 burger, and "maybe" both fries. But 4 burgers is just way too much for my lanky ass

I oughta be fine

He has a big appetite

>>713314759 (OP)
Well, she is a big gal I guess, so maybe
>>713315097
>>713317158
>>713317925
How dude, I think at most something like 2 burgers, 1 pack of fries, and maybe 1 coke

>>713318740
>How dude
you have an entire hour to do it. that's one burger, 10 nuggets, 1 drink, and half of one of the fries every 15 minutes. very doable unless you're a literal child with a child-sized stomach. the easier method would probably be stuffing yourself with half of it right off the bat then digesting it for 45-50 minutes, then stuffing the second half.

>>713314759 (OP)
The joke's on YOU fucker. I've got Phoenix Wright and he is a known consumer of burgs as a proud American. He'll slam back that fairly average meal in no time flat and get back to hanging around suspiciously young women

>>713318740
I once ate 40 Wendys chicken nuggets by myself It hurt but I could have fit more.

>>713314759 (OP)
Yeah I'm good

>>713314759 (OP)
That would be light work

>>713314759 (OP)
>My dovahkin
This is nothing for him. He'll eat this much in a second

>>713314759 (OP)
Quakeguy would destroy that shit. Specially bc McDonald's food is not really dense. Quakeguy wouldnt want to eat a double helping of nuggets, but he easily could.

He's got like a dozen demons and a cat to help him, he'll be fine.

Bob lost. No matter how tall you are you cannot beat looking like this past your thirties.

>>713319203
>canonically nobody wants to have sex with penny
Is homebase filled with fags?

>>713314759 (OP)
No. Social stats not high enough

>>713319856
Plus it takes him several hours to do anything.

>>713314759 (OP)
Give me a mega mushroom and I'll be ok.

>>713317438
lanklet reporting in, i'd split it all up, dip the buns in the coke and eat them, eat the patties all as one thing, then start on the fries, taking small sips of coke as lubricant the whole time
i've done a bunch of restaurant food challenges, drinking that much coke is the only thing that concerns me, when you drink that much the acidity of it causes your skin to fall apart, little bits of your gums will start rubbing off, can't even imagine what it does to your gut

>>713314759 (OP)
Challenge accepted

>>713319807
>>canonically nobody wants to have sex with penny
Is that true? I barely listen to the dialogue

I just did the raiden shogun echoes challenge
the KFC lover will chew that shit down no problem

do people actually like mcdonald burgers
for me its mcchicken or nothing

Saaannd-Vich mek mei stronk!

>>713314759 (OP)
>7 Days to Die survivor
this is like one day's worth of food

>>713320593
I don't know man. There hasn't been a time in the past 8 years where I got McDonalds and it wasn't disappointing. Only the nuggets are good

>>713320593
nuggies and ice cream are the only things I genuinely like from mcD's. the rest of their food isn't bad, it's just whatever.

>>713320593
I prefer the angry whopper

ez

>>713315097
Unless you can manage to force them down within 15 minutes your brain will start to register the fullness and make eating any more immensely difficult. After the 2nd-3rd burger I’d have a hard time not puking. But then again, I don’t consume more than 2k calories in a single sitting.

>>713320608
I really question what that game has become.
its been more than a decade since I played it.

>>713314759 (OP)
>kh2 rucksack
I'm fucked he only eats salty ice cream

>>713318062
What toy is that? Looks super cool.

>>713320593
McDonald's is the most successful fast food chain for a reason. Only huge tards believe that the reason is not bc people actually like their burgers. For me it's the mcdoubles.

>>713319262
Never noticed the splash art, dude is all upperbody wtf
>>713320593
The McChicken, Cheddar McMelt, Fries, Nuggets and the ice cream are good, but the rest is eeeh.

>>713314759 (OP)
She was my MVP so does she count or does she share it with Ellen and Rina?

desu I think I could comfortably eat half of that if you scrapped the buns from one burger then Corin can have the other half. I wonder if she would be super picky and just want to eat a bunch of nuggies or just fries or something.

>>713314759 (OP)
My go to meal at mcdonalds before they changed the menu prices was 4 mcdoubles and the $1 large fry mobile coupon for like $10 after tax, an extra small fry and 20 nuggets is no problem, and I could easily drink that much soda, especially when using it to wash down that food.
I do not think Link from Minish Cap could, especially if he was tiny.

I highly doubt it

>>713321009
My standards are low but it's pretty fun with its simple loop. Kill zombies, loot stuff, and upgrade your base to survive the blood moons.
That pic is of the nerd armor which has lots of benefits to xp gain but it won't help you kill zombies better.

>>713321074
Looks like a tamagotchi of sorts

>satisfactory pioneer
that shits gone in like 8 seconds

>>713314759 (OP)
I'm confused at to how this is remotely a challenge, that's a relatively normal sized portion of McDonalds?

>>713320593
Hey, Three-for-free!

>>713314759 (OP)
I’d get Abelard to do it. I wonder id McDicks would be a delicacy for someone in the 40k universe?

>>713321319
Those are not mcdoubles, they're the double quarter pounders I think. I know what you mean about 4 mcdoubles though, I did the same thing. It was 2 mcdoubles for $4, so get two of those orders plus the app coupon.
With the price hike they fucked it all up. Theres not 2 mcdoubles for whatever, not even a buy 1 and get another for $1. Theyve really ruined it for me. The spicy mcchicken are good, but I want mcdoubles for cheap.

......

He probably could if he can eat, but I have no fucking clue if he actually can

>>713320593
Quarter pounders and double quarter pounders can be alright. But with how ridiculously expensive fast food has become there's no reason to ever eat there anyways.

>baby rosalina
think i'm right snoggered

>>713314759 (OP)
If I offered him a hundred bucks he'd do it. He'd probably puke right after, but he'd do it.

>>713320380
During the pirates questline, she makes a joke about writing Yes under Sex and says the offer is still up in case anyone is interested.

>>713321753
It's double cheeseburgers that are buy 1 get 1 for a dollar now, which I like less because the cheese ratio is off, there's too much

>>713322268
Riggs is definitely gay then

>>713314759 (OP)
Yes

>>713314759 (OP)
nah

>>713322706
Why is ram such a fat fuck?

>>713322543
Good news anon! In the current year you can become the BF!

>>713314759 (OP)
games for this feel?

no fear

I feel disgusted by that pic every time it's posted. I could probably only eat two burger and a few McNuggets and a single drink without feeling shit afterward.

>>713314759 (OP)
>player character from Peak
He can do it in twenty seconds assuming he doesn't stash it all for later

>>713314759 (OP)
>or you die

I'm throwing it in the trash and not saying shit

>>713314759 (OP)
>pause game
>use item x10
Done.

>>713315954
>tells him with a bit of aggression why he talks too much
Well, how should he have answered?

>>713314759 (OP)
I actually get this deal and it takes willpower to not overeat when I do. Non-Americans literally dont understand we have daily 20% off coupons on an already discounted bundle like OP's pic via the mcdonalds app.

>>713314759 (OP)
>Venom Snake
He could arguably do it.

>>713314759 (OP)
I'll live

>Hero of Kvatch from Oblivion
He eats this and then has ten potions to wash it down

>>713320593
Something about the incredibly shitty small burger just scratches an itch i can get no where else. I think its the shitty pickels they use. Eitherway i dont eat mcdonalds more than once every couple of years

>>713322485
Exactly. The cheese ratio of the double cheeseburger is off. I hope they bring back the 2 mcdoubles for $4 deal one day.

>>713314759 (OP)
she looks like she could do it

>>713314871
every time i see this, this is what i always think.
i might be able to eat the food, maybe not. but definitely not the drinks. i won't drink more than 1 large soda a day. that's how bad things happen

>>713314759 (OP)
Do Tau even eat?

THE MURRAY could wolf down ten of these and still have room for more. No way I'm dying anytime soon.

>>713324470
OP didn't specify eating it. only "finishing" it. I don't think a few burgers and fries could stand up to an xv8 crisis battlesuit.

>Driller from Deep Rock Galactic
Yep, no problem.

>>713314759 (OP)
>goku
ill be fine

>>713314886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kUuFZuDrXo

What's the point of posting and responding to the same shit everyday?

>>713314759 (OP)
>Wario
easy peasy

>>713325347
how many people do you think use this board, retard anon

>>713325430
3.

>>713325430
between 5 and 50000000

>>713314759 (OP)
i cant even afford it. Like 100 dollars of shit food

>>713314759 (OP)
ill be honest bros, i don't think i could do it. i could maybe do half, but i'd be very uncomfortable toward the end.

I could probably do two burgs and some nuggets/fries. I don’t eat as much as I used to get full but I can easily put away 1k+ plus like ate half of a jets pizza in one sitting then the rest In like five hours and I’m an alcoholic

>>713325532
Pussy. Coward. Weakling. Incel. Neet. Nigger

>>713325347
The truth is its niggers doing it. Contrary to pop culture niggers are boring idiots and they completely misunderstand the point of this website

>>713319707
Bro is that a fucking denim trenchcoat

mcdonalds is too fucking expensive nowadays. The era of having an entire tray piled with burgers is over

>>713320593
Used to but these days they are mostly dissapointing. I think Wendy’s makes the most delicious burger but they stop selling in my 3rd world country. I missed them so much bros.

>>713314759 (OP)
I got mcdonalds for the first time in a long time a few days ago and the coke really is just better there, how can a company have a special jewish contract to have flat out better tasting soda of the same externally licensed brand?

>>713325786
what shithole do you come from? mcdonalds coke is just watered down syrup piss they overcharge for

>>713325515
Well, better uncomfortable than dead. Doesn't say you can't puke it out after anyway.

More like MICKSLOP

>>713314759 (OP)
>Grendel Prime
I'm good

>>713314759 (OP)
>TOTK Link
I think I'll be just fine.

i havent had mcdonalds in years desu
is the quarter pounder still good?

>>713320593
Haven't had it in ages mostly stuck with the Big Macs when you could call them big. Don't even want to know what the going rate is for that these days without the chips and drink. Burger King was always my jam when the ice cream machine wasn't shitting a brick. $5 would have you eating like the nobility themselves.

>>713314759 (OP)
No way she can
At least she's already carrying my offspring

>>713326239
For me it was the BK double stacker
One time in high school I ate two quad stackers in a row

>>713314759 (OP)
Sickening

>Character in Oblivion

Done in less than 2 seconds because I rapidly mashed the "eat" key

>>713325347
Farming the boards for easy engagement pennies on external sites. Can't dry up the well too fast with funny anecdotes and memes because you will sink their value with oversaturation.

>>713314759 (OP)
probably

>>713326696
>"That really updated my health journal"
>dies of a heart attack

>>713326239
It's the best thing you can get at McDonald's. The only reason you wouldn't order a Quarter Pounder is because you've already had one that day. Assuming someone orders McDonald's twice in one day. Some people have done that.

>>713326632
i fucking love a triple stacker
any day of the week

>>713320593
McDonald for chicken burgers.
Burger King for beef burgers.

That's it.

>>713326618
... is that what I think it is

>>713327206
yeah it's squnny

>>713314759 (OP)
I'm about to get a root canal because I ate too much of this shit during my life.
Give it to me straight /v/. The fuck am I in for?

>>713327308
how fat are you

>>713314759 (OP)
The most I ever ate from mcdonald in one sitting was 2 menus and 20 chicken nuggets and it hasn't been easy, pretty sure I wouldn't be able to eat everything from op pic

>baba is you
Food is win?

>>713314759 (OP)
Good question.

>>713314759 (OP)
> 6' 5" 230lb
Yup it would be me thats honestly as much as my daily meal since I only eat one meal a day. As long as those cokes are zero sugar. Even if they werent I can do it for one meal.

>>713327308
Extreme pain followed by pure bliss because they suck out all the nerve endings. Be aware that since the tooth is dead any form of decay will fuck it up twice as hard. At which point you are better off having it pulled.

>>713327401
American.

>>713327628
Ah.
At least it's followed up by something pleasant. I'll keep what you said in mind, thank you anon.

>>713314759 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>713327809
Personally I'd recommend getting the sleep treatment provided you actually wake up from it again. Because if they shove that spike in before the anesthetic starts working it's like getting mouthwashed with alkaline. One of the worst pains I've had besides pissing out a Monster fueled stone.

>>713314759 (OP)
this shit is ungodly expensive for what it provides

>>713328013
he's right about the food not being as filling as it looks but it's still a fuck ton of food despite that

>>713328224
Just think of all the rice and canned beans you could buy with that.

>>713316516
Charlamagne isn't a vidya character.

>>713314759 (OP)
Oh god dammit

>>713328305
I could buy quality red meat that would fill more, be tastier and last longer than that salt pile. Yet I still go back to buying those shitburgers once in a while. Hate

>>713318062
They’re looking for an inevitable reference to the Kino Inquisitor

>>713318062
In /v/ context, one of the replies was by an old guard video game e-celeb, said he could eat everything and it wouldn't count as a light meal because he was fat as shit. Everybody laughed at his obesity more importantly it gave people something to poke fun at given that the e-celeb was also a pretentious, politically-charged fuckhead that drank the kool-aid when it was first being passed around.

>>713328371
For me it's AoE2 Charles Martel

>>713328606
You have a salt deficit and it's causing cravings

>>713315954
Is it me or is Maccas slow as fuck ever since delivery services became more prominent?

>>713314759 (OP)
yeah

>>713328224
McDonald's isn't cheap, but if you check the price of everything else, it's the same. Takeaway is like a hobby now, considering the prices.

>>713328732
Slow how? Like when you order in the restaurant?

>>713314759 (OP)
Idk I guess.

>>713314759 (OP)
Why are the burgers at Mcdonalds so small now? What the fuck?

>>713314759 (OP)
>Link
Yeah I think it's doable

>>713328973
Assuming you're from ozz it's sad how close mcdonalds is in price here in a flyover. Just 15 years ago coming out of highschool a mcdouble was still under a dollar. Faggots call these bottom tier fast food places a luxury when it was working class food just a short time ago.

>>713328973
>Slow how? Like when you order in the restaurant?

Yeah. There might barely be anyone inside and in the drive-thru, and it'll still take a considerable amount of time when the thirdies come in with their bigass bags. They're still the most 'consistent' of all the international chains here when something like KFC will have some patches of ~40min wait times, but it still makes me think about whether going to an actual restaurant would be a better choice at this point.

Also was talking to a burger friend about fast food pricing some hours ago and it's bizarre that the US is paying more for less compared to NZ, a country with a higher cost of living at that. But all the chains are relatively even in pricing here too, yeah.

>>713314886
>monster hunter protag
He'd finish it all up in 20 seconds and ask what's the main dish afterwards

>>713314759 (OP)
average sized

>>713328013
are you also a death fat? a normal quantity is one burger, one fries and a coke.

>>713329507
>Faggots call these bottom tier fast food places a luxury

They are, for the working class. Just a result of overpopulation, I guess. If you make things cost more, then they won't run out as fast. They can just raise the price as much as they want.

>>713314759 (OP)
>Helldiver
I think they can do it. Doing the math, that entire meal is like 5,520 calories total and Helldivers are super soldiers who probably have to consume 4,000 calories a day.

>>713314759 (OP)
>Queen Isabel from HOMMV
A woman who looks to be in her twenties and spends all day leading troops and fighting. Maybe?

>>713314759 (OP)
>torchlight 2 embermage
ARPG characters are used to chugging 100 potions per hour, we'll make it.

>>713314759 (OP)
I'm good

>>713328973
They're always trying out new discount promotions.

for a while Carl's Jr offered a free triple burger with purchase for new accounts so i made like 6 accounts and abused the fuck out of it

>>713329652
Not these days it's not. I used to get by on 5 burgers off the dollar menus of wendys, mcdonalds, and burger king for 6-7 bucks a day. That same shit is over 20 bucks now and it's smaller and probably made shittier too.

>>713323463
Americans don't understand that it's not about the cost.
T. Doesn't get the large popcorn for 25 cents more. I'm not paying extra for something I don't want, idgaf how good the deal is.

>>713314759 (OP)
i think im pretty fine with time to spare venomancer got me

the killer is the sheer amount of soda. i'd do it and get the reward, but i would probably puke and feel like shit the next 48 hours.

but my last game is an RTS

>>713320593
no, I only go there if Big Rösti is available

>>713314759 (OP)
The food within an hour I could easily handle. The soda is difficult part. It would be gross to drink If I can shake them up to make them go flat. it would be much easier to finish. Maybe the hardest part is that it is McDonalds and not any other better fastfood chain. It is by far my least favorite burger chain. I know burger king rightfully gets a lot flack for being bad. I think mcdonalds is worse.

americans dont even know what kino is yet

>>713314759 (OP)
How many calories is that minus the drinks? I'm gonna say 600 for each burger, and about 400 for each fries. 500 for each box of nugs.
2400 + 800 + 100 = 3300
I'd make short work of that without any issues. The drinks are the only issue, another ~1200 calories altogether

>>713331783
Damn. Looks like a Big Mac without the bread in the middle (the worst part). It's why I like the Quarter Pounder.

>>713314759 (OP)
Flint from Mother 3. Maybe. Probably not.

>>713314759 (OP)
Does Eve even eat food or is she 100% robutt lady?

>>713331963
You are cooked

>>713316516
Just her smile alone is enough to make me hard.

That's breakfast for americans

mickey deez has gotten very expensive

Leon Kennedy. I'm dead because he is a twink who would probably struggle to finish a burger.

>>713332241
That just means it's a choice between McDonald's and everything else instead of defaulting to McDonald's because it's cheaper. It's good in the sense that people will try out more food.

>>713320593
/v/ is full of healthyfags who don't eat fast food because they're lame and boring. Go ahead and talk about salad and shit, and they'll engage in it, but fast food and good stuff? Forget it.

At least the people on /ck/ aren't all puritan healthfags.

>>713323403
>Shut up bitch, I'm talking here

>>713320608
You have to constantly eat in that game, eating all of movieblob's food there would be easy.
>played valheim last
If should be easy to get through that in an hour

>>713332428
When you sit on your ass all day to shitpost and play vidya, the last thing you need is fast food slop and high sugar/alcoholic drinks

>>713314759 (OP)
She could put it away after a tough bounty.

>>713332428
i hate fats. The fact we have to tolerate your existence is absurd

I always think this whenever this thread is posted, but McDonalds burgers look good as fuck

>>713315097
This. The cokes are the only hard part.
I could probably do it minus the drinks in under 30 even though I'd feel like complete shit.

>>713333990
>McDonalds burgers look good as fuck

They do, but the ones in the OP don't look good. The ones I order look like the picture: >>713328973
and they taste good too. If they didn't, there would be no reason to order McDonald's when there's like 50 other restaurants.

>>713314759 (OP)
I'll be just fine.

>>713334063
I think the OP burgers look good. I prefer Burger King though.

>>713314759 (OP)
Haseo? In real life? No way not a fucking chance

Raidou.
All that demon hunting works up an appetite.

>>713334128
>I think the OP burgers look good.
My problem with them is no vegetables. A Quarter Pounder has pickle and onion.

Mickdonalds is such a scam
>overpriced
>crap quality
>staff cant stop getting the orders wrong
>reduced the size of their burgers
>watered down coke
I only see death fats in their death fat mobiles (SUVs) go there anymore. they are the only people stupid enough to drop over 100 dollars on it

>>713334161
If you look close there's bits of onions protruding from below the upper bun.

>>713334332
You're right. The amount is so pitiful I couldn't spot it. I like when there's so much onion that it falls out, and I eat it from the box.

>>713314759 (OP)
That's honestly just a light snack for Greasus.

I'll stick with tostinos pizza since it's cheaper.

>>713334398
That's a lot of onions

>>713314759 (OP)
>Warcraft 3 human campaign
This entire plate must be purged.

>>713326824
Based
But I swear the changed the “stacker sauce” like ten years ago, the double stackers always had a distinct baconey flavor that McDonald’s didn’t have
Like the same thing with a Big Mac but now it’s all lettuce and bun.

>>713334525
It's not a lot, but it does fall out. I always eat the bits of onion that fall into the box. There will be bits of stuck cheese too, but I don't care about them. Then I bite into the burger (quarter pounder) and it's like five different flavours at once.

t. mcdonald's enjoyer

>>713334648
How much do you weigh, anon?

>>713320593
mcdonalds is sanitized comfort food for sick/hangover days

>>713334648
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant

>>713334794
Why post pasta like I wouldn't notice?

>>713334836
Whenever McDonalds is mentioned I post this pasta

>>713335349
It's not even relatable for me. If I order a chicken burger at McDonald's, it's called McCrispy.

>>713335423
The McChicken is good but only in Germany. They put a sweet chili sauce on the burger. I don't fuck with the mayo shit you get everywhere else

>>713335514
>The McChicken is good but only in Germany. They put a sweet chili sauce on the burger.

Do they? It's a white sauce in Australia. People say McDonald's is bad, but it says more about their country than the franchise.

>>713314759 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiaf796kieI

>>713314759 (OP)
American diet

>>713320593
>do people actually like [Most successful Fastfood chain in human history] burgers
What???

>space marine 2

this is like a light morning snack for astartes

>>713335554
I agree. I have been told KFC and Burger King are garbage in the USA but in Germany they are hella good. The Xtra Long Chili Cheese is like crack for your tastebuds

>>713335714
>I have been told KFC and Burger King are garbage in the USA but in Germany they are hella good.

Does your McDonald's have fried chicken? The one in my country got it in the latest update. I never ordered KFC before but it's even more finished now.

>>713335779
They had glazed chicken wings for a while but I never cared for them. KFC is good once in a while but it's kinda expensive for what you get.

>>713314759 (OP)
Yes!

>>713314759 (OP)
>Melee Ganondorf
Yup.

You dumb niggers literally fell for an ad

>>713335904
>KFC is good once in a while but it's kinda expensive for what you get.

I had a lot of KFC as a kid and it tasted the same every time. There's no complexity to the flavour unlike McDonald's.

>>713335978
is there a single human in the west that hasn't heard of mcdonalds? the food pic from OP looks disgusting anyways

>>713328973
>everything in jouls instaed of calories

wtf why

My Terranigga never lets me down.

>>713314759 (OP)
>meal for 2
>4 drinks
wtf

>>713335978
>fell for
how so?

>>713336220
>meal for 2

based

>>713336098
calories don't exist, it's a literal meme propagated by women magazines in the 80's, alongside horoscopes and gem auras powers

I dunno whether Geppetto even gave this dude the ability to eat

Even if he doesn't gets assistance from his living woodchipper of a girlfriend, we're still talking about a guy who ate a giant fucking pie in one sitting. I'll be fine.

>>713314759 (OP)
Axel from streets of rage 4. Easy.

>>713318062
I consider myself a fattie and I get absolutely stuffed just from a small meal at KFC.

>>713336754
Same, I can't eat much in one sitting

>>713336602
go back deltatroon

>>713314759 (OP)
She'd polish it off and still want more

>>713329609
newfag

>>713314759 (OP)
my dragonborn one shots that

>>713336960
Based

>>713314759 (OP)
I'd say Krile could after a long day. She'd horrify everyone around her during it though. And yes, I modded my game so I could run around as Krile and dress her up.

>>713330241
No, you literally get paid less and your products cost more. You are poor as shit, nigga

>>713337280
Wrong.

>>713315097
The cocks would be be what makes it easy to watch down

>>713316516
Ochunko
Urafatka
Ubesity

>>713314759 (OP)
I can finish this in 20 minutes

>>713328371
?

>>713314759 (OP)
considering the fact the main protagonist is a Cuban and probably starving or some shit ill be fine

>>713316516
Mina is better. Especially post-timeskip

>>713321783
>Arch
As a fully certified fat fuck, these are pretty good.

>>713337615
>Especially post-timeskip
Hell no
Not with Uraraka's ass leveling up that hard

I could definitely put away all the nuggies and fries. I could maybe finish 2 burgers on top of that. No way am I finishing more than 1, maybe 1 and a half drinks

>>713314759 (OP)
I could smash the nugs and fries but definitely not the burgers. The buns fill me up way too much.

My Forsaken Warlock in World of Warcraft could do it easily, Undead in that series just reduce anything they eat to necrotic energy that animates them, so yeah I'm good.

>>713337545
What a cringe character.

>>713314759 (OP)
yea she could...o no
Also mud bog island can go fuck itself shitiest level in the game

>>713337678
Have you seen post-timeskip Mina?

>>713318987
>very doable unless you're a literal child with a child-sized stomach
Not that anon but I'm in my late 30s and couldn't even come close unless I starve myself for over an entire day and then got stoned or drunk to increase my appetite further. I'm not obese or overweight, though. It might be easier if you're a fat fuck.

>>713320150
Well, you're a human garbage disposal. I'd puke after dipping my bread in the coke alone. The texture of your coke/bread soup mixture sounds fucking disgusting.

>>713338000
Yes
Uraraka's big fat dumper mogs her

>>713314759 (OP)
In all seriousness, how long should this meal take to eat?

>>713339194
15 minutes max. Or eat cold

If I haven’t eaten all day probably half of it but I won’t feel good
And I don’t drink coke, that shit is insanely bad for your teeth

>>713339194
the food is not the hard part. you have like 2 litres of soda to drink, that will just mix badly with all the fat and bread, and that is likely to make you gag and not finish

>>713338537
dipping bread in drink is competitive eating meta

>>713314759 (OP)
thats it im getting mcdonalds
i was planning on getting it anyway

>>713320593
i mostly just go for the coffee and sometimes fries but its wierd to just get those so i get it as a meal. usually the mcchicken as well

>>713314759 (OP)
621 from AC. Man I dunno. Maybe if you mash that shit in an infusion.

>>713314759 (OP)
I Think so. He eats all the hp up items.

>>713314759 (OP)
I'll be fine.

I'm gonna say it
Mcdonnalds is overrated
I think it fucking SUCKS

>>713314759 (OP)
>FF14
Think the WoL actually has a relatively normal appetite despite being a walking demigod. I'm probably screwed.

>>713314759 (OP)
>subject delta (bioshock 2)
think i'll be fine

>>713314759 (OP)
Imagine how big Jill Valentine's belly will get after eating all this

>>713314759 (OP)
Valheim characters can eat 3 things at a time and the cooldown likely is not short enough to eat everything pictured in one hour.

>>713314759 (OP)
I guess I don't know Doomguy's eating habits, but I'm assuming he could nosh all that no problem. I'm guessing with little time to eat, he's used to eating large caloric quantities in small sittings.

>>713342525
Go on.

>>713315097
I just had 2 double quarter pounders(no fries, no soda) for lunch and i'm so stuffed i can barely move.

Does he even have a stomach anymore?

>>713342716
Post BMI, chubby.

>>713342746
Hes a brain with 75 percent of a face and a tongue (Thats all rose really needs)

>>713342932
179cm 81kg whatever that is in bmi

>>713343046
>27.1
Hmmm... not bad.

>>713319203
>>713319807
>tattoos

>>713316290
You beaners are inbred