Flop standing 2
>The cargo on his back moving completely unrealistically
OH NO NO NO NO KOJIMA RETARD PHYSICS LMAOOOO
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:03:43 AM
No.713325636
>>713343516
>>713345126
He spent his budget on the massive range of literal nothingness. Prease understand.
>>713325602 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/kLvOyx1bJys?si=931uefTgH2ZD0AgO
It's a specific style of backpack made specifically for long distances that suspends and displaces weight so it's not as tedious
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:07:53 AM
No.713325798
>>713326049
>>713327362
>>713325726
Damage control
>>713325726
>Game about "sophisticated" balancing mechanics
>Nah I did it on purpose, the backpack is just magic tech
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:13:11 AM
No.713326031
>>713339276
invented decades ago
>>713325798
>>713325871
You can buy one on Amazon, guys. It's not even speculative science fiction
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:14:09 AM
No.713326080
>>713326321
>>713326049
Nah you’re coping it’s just bad physics because Kojima is a hack
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:14:18 AM
No.713326089
>>713325602 (OP)
its actually a mechanical device designed to do that, to keep the centre of gravity at the optimum point
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:14:27 AM
No.713326095
>>713327772
>>713331030
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:15:07 AM
No.713326115
>>713326218
>>713325602 (OP)
L2/R2: The Game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:17:02 AM
No.713326189
>>713326584
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:17:32 AM
No.713326218
>>713326252
>>713337127
>>713326115
I was confused when I held those triggers down and trivialized the whole game. There’s 0 penalty for it.
saucy
6/22/2025, 8:17:45 AM
No.713326224
>>713325602 (OP)
backpacks do that in real life too...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:17:46 AM
No.713326225
>>713337680
>>713346862
kojima cope:
>They weren't mixed, and they did not find redeeming qualities in Death Stranding's cool gadgets or cooler peeing mechanic—60% of testers hated it. That's the sort of feedback that'd have me hammering backspace and starting all over, but Kojima went on to say that 40% approval is "a good balance."
>Noting that big studio movies often require 80% approval before releasing, Kojima said, "I don't want to make games like that. I'm not interested in appealing to the mass market, or selling millions of copies. That's not what I'm aiming for."
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:18:27 AM
No.713326252
>>713326218
>you gotta tap them and balance!
>lol no
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:20:14 AM
No.713326321
>>713326381
>>713326080
>White intelligence
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:21:50 AM
No.713326381
>>713326961
>>713326321
Keep making excuses for Kojima’s inability to make proper physics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:22:10 AM
No.713326403
>>713326517
>>713325871
Its not magic tech. Its springs. Those backpacks actually exist and they look exactly as weird as it does in the webm.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:24:42 AM
No.713326517
>>713326614
>>713326403
>HUURRRRR DEY EXIST IN MUH REAL LIFE THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT KOJIMA MEANT
Occoms Razor says that Kojima is a hack and they’re bad physics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:25:48 AM
No.713326571
>>713326630
>>713336572
>Be retarded and bitch about something you dont know about
>"Naw man, that's right. Those exist."
>W.. what? They do? NUH UH FUCK OFF Y.. YOU'RE BROWN
So you were a dipshit for a moment. It's okay. People make mistakes. Stop trying to double down on your dipshittery because your feelers are hurt.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:26:17 AM
No.713326584
>>713326189
It’s not UE5 retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:26:51 AM
No.713326614
>>713326717
>>713326517
yes Im sure in a videogame about wearing a backpack kojima didn't harness his autism to learn everything there is to know about backpacks
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:27:18 AM
No.713326630
>>713326571
Can’t even quote me because you’re a massive pussy that got btfo multiple times already.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:27:56 AM
No.713326657
>>713326778
>anon thinks he deserves a (You) for being a stupid dipshit
lmao
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:29:02 AM
No.713326717
>>713326614
>LE WACKY KOJIMO AUTISM XD
He can’t even muster enough autism to make a good game or even a movie. Don’t disrespect autists like this. He’s a hack fraud and that’s why Konami fired his trash ass and now he’s out making bootleg failed art house movies that aren’t even games.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:29:03 AM
No.713326718
>>713326792
>>713325602 (OP)
What environment is this even supposed to be now? Some mixture of the southwest with Iceland?
Why is OP mad about unrealistic (It isn't) backpack inertia dampers rather than asking why they dont just build fucking tunnels underground to avoid all the bullshit.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:30:30 AM
No.713326778
>>713326657
>dipshit
Go back to fucking Reddit immediately
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:30:42 AM
No.713326784
>>713327769
>>713328246
>>713326728
building tunnels through mountains requires mountains of TNT and chinese labourers
saucy
6/22/2025, 8:30:43 AM
No.713326785
>>713326728
Because the Death Stranding doesn't discriminate by topography, it can happen anywhere. It's just that the cities which are underground are mostly safe. But voidouts and other phenomena do happen, and they do leave craters the size of a small city.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:30:50 AM
No.713326792
>>713326718
It's a metaphor
Did it really need a sequel?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:32:46 AM
No.713326873
KOJIMA = HACK
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:25 AM
No.713326896
>>713326728
Because digging is super fucking expensive and labor intensive. Even with all the infrastructure we have now it's pretty common to go over mountains instead of through them.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:35 AM
No.713326903
>>713326942
>>713326869
Kojima spent 30 years making sequels
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:33:54 AM
No.713326918
>he's still mad at being BTFO by both backpacks and Kojima
lol.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:17 AM
No.713326942
>>713327089
>>713326903
Kojima spent 30 years being a hack*
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:25 AM
No.713326954
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:34:32 AM
No.713326961
>>713327002
>>713326381
But the physics are spot on, bro.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:35:17 AM
No.713327002
>>713326961
Maybe on planet garloid but not on earth (which is flat btw)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:35:38 AM
No.713327017
Death Stranding 2: Walk Harder
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:36:14 AM
No.713327046
>>713327096
>>713326049
don't give yous to shitposters, retard-kun
they will never admit they are wrong
>>713326942
Kojima games are kino tho
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:16 AM
No.713327096
>>713327046
I’m not looking for yous dumbass and I’m also not shitposting. Keep shilling for Kojima’s obvious mistakes.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:53 AM
No.713327137
>>713327210
Anon has never walked down a hill, and thinks there's something wrong here
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:37:55 AM
No.713327140
>Retard doubles down
many such cases
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:38:16 AM
No.713327152
>>713327089
>kino
Only reserved for movies which he can’t even do properly. The problem is Kojima tries to make his games like movies but fails at both.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:38:22 AM
No.713327157
>>713327210
>tfw no pc release date
Fug.
I wonder if it should tell Kojima about the Bisti Badlands. He likes weird stuff and the terrain out in the Bisti is about as weird as it gets. I bet he'd add it to a game if he knew it was there.
I wonder if he'd come to visit them to see for himself. He might die out here though. Desert in the mountains isn't friendly to someone that's use to humidity and sea level.
>>713327137
I climb mountains for a living motherfucker. I’m 10000x more qualified to speak on this than you.
>>713327157
Watch an actual good movie instead. Don’t support Sony/Hackijima trash.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:23 AM
No.713327332
Anyway I gotta go. I had fun btfo you absolute retards. Going to bang my wife and maybe drive my exotic car tomorrow morning to the beach. Losers lol.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:42:53 AM
No.713327362
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:11 AM
No.713327376
>>713327449
>>713327479
Btw you lost
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:24 AM
No.713327385
>>713325602 (OP)
Jesus, I was about to buy the deluxe edition to play it early but that webm was enough to kill my desire. Thanks
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:43:51 AM
No.713327407
>>713327523
I don't know what anon thinks is wrong here
saucy
6/22/2025, 8:44:40 AM
No.713327449
>>713327376
It's going to be like this for a while.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:45:08 AM
No.713327472
>>713325602 (OP)
Imagine descending there on a downhill bike.
>>713327376
The only loss here is the studio closure of KJP when this sells 50k copies.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:46:02 AM
No.713327523
>>713327607
>>713327675
>>713327407
kojima is always talking to anon, telling him to do things he doesnt want to do. hes very angry and wishes kojima would just go away
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:46:04 AM
No.713327525
>>713327479
>Cope: the post
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:47:44 AM
No.713327601
>>713325602 (OP)
rain that makes you age faster is also completely unrealistic
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:48:02 AM
No.713327607
>>713328208
>>713327523
Nah anon was right you guys really are fucking stupid and making excuses for bad physics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:01 AM
No.713327653
>>713325726
How dare you speak logic
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:49:30 AM
No.713327675
>>713327523
How much is Kojima paying you? Is he paying you in death stranding 2 tissues to wipe your ass with cause you’re a filthy fuckin jeet?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:50:56 AM
No.713327748
>>713325602 (OP)
How do you think it would move, retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:23 AM
No.713327769
>>713328149
>>713326784
>requires mountains of TNT
just use one of these bad boys
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:24 AM
No.713327772
>>713327905
>>713328328
>>713326095
Calling Death Stranding a "walking simulator" is a disingenuous reductive statement. What we call a walking simulator is a game with no actual gameplay, the devs just want you to walk from point A to point B, for the purpose of telling you a narrative.
Death Stranding is also a game that requires you to go from point A to point B, but not exclusively for the sake of the narrative. The enemy in DS is the environment and the terrain, and that is the fundamental gameplay in it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:51:28 AM
No.713327775
damn op is btofing you nerds
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:52:49 AM
No.713327842
Anyway I really need to play the first game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:53:09 AM
No.713327854
>>713327089
he is a technical guy. he's good at that
but he fucking sucks when it comes to stories. konami was his tard wrangler and now he has no tard wrangler
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:54:06 AM
No.713327905
>>713327772
>The enemy in DS is the environment and the terrain, and that is the fundamental gameplay in it.
*holds L2 R2* wow cool enemy
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:55:17 AM
No.713327961
>>713327479
His next game is already funded, eat shit and keep crying
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:56:33 AM
No.713328008
>>713328063
>>713328075
>i gotta go
>doesnt leave
>gets zero replies
>heh, naysayers btfo by op
>samefags
the absolute power of kojimbo cum gargling
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:57:51 AM
No.713328063
>>713328008
Shut your dumb ahhhh up
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:06 AM
No.713328075
>>713328008
Who are you quoting you schizo retard, why are Kojima haters so unhinged?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:11 AM
No.713328081
>>713327210
What? Why? I like a little of Kojima's nonsense now and again.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:58:27 AM
No.713328091
>>713328134
>types like a nigger
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:29 AM
No.713328134
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:32 AM
No.713328138
>>713327210
You're a NEET who's upset a 60yo Japanese man isn't jobless like yourself.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:59:48 AM
No.713328149
>>713327769
Legitimately more expensive to run than digging with TNT.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:01:06 AM
No.713328208
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:01:52 AM
No.713328246
>>713335942
>>713326784
just make a winding road, holy shit
>gradual incline goes to the top, gradual decline to the bottom
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:07 AM
No.713328261
>>713328324
>>713328340
Can someone explain to me why Sony sucks Kojima's dick and even give away their IP to keep him happy, while at the same time treating Fromsoft and Miyazaki like shit? When Miyazaki has been a WAY more successful director, not to mention one that will be in the industry much longer than Kojima?
>>713325726
>>713326049
Doesn't this defeat the point of the game being focused around having an unbalanced load?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:02:56 AM
No.713328292
>>713328484
>>713363158
Pic related has better gameplay than DS
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:06 AM
No.713328298
>>713327210
>I climb mountains for a living motherfucker. I’m 10000x more qualified to speak on this than you
No you don't. No you aren't. You sell shoes at Target and have been car camping once.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:36 AM
No.713328324
>>713328474
>>713328814
>>713328261
Bloodborne sold very poorly on release and From never asked Sony to port it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:46 AM
No.713328328
>>713327772
>it's not a walking simulator
>because you're not walking for the plot
>the game is about walking
So a walking simulator with story elements?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:03:58 AM
No.713328340
>>713328261
honestly, elden ring came out around the peak era of all of that pandering funding that was happening with blackrock and other groups. he probably refused to allow sony to take millions in esg money and make changes to his game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:05:45 AM
No.713328416
>>713328281
It just dampens the footsteps and sudden forces involved when stepping up or down. Balancing the pack is still important. Probably moreso with the backpack moving like that. All it does is keep your knees from blowing out as easily.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:07:02 AM
No.713328474
>>713338931
>>713328324
>it sold very poorly
it was the number one selling game in japan, 2nd in the uk, 2nd in the u.s. and sold 1 million copies in 1 month, and 2 million in september the same year
for a single console
dumbass
>>713328292
how come they didn’t just break his legs?
>MUH SHOCK
He was going to expire anyway…why not just take the chance?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:08:29 AM
No.713328535
>>713328484
supposedly they thought about it, but they were afraid that the angle could cause bone to puncture the arteries
basically, they didnt want to be the cause of his death, even in trying to save him
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:09:36 AM
No.713328579
>>713328484
Because generally we dont want to torture people to death. Also the bones hold the body together. Break the bones and now you're just yanking a bag of flesh. You'll probably rip the leg off entirely.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:23 AM
No.713328745
>>713328864
>>713341817
>>713328484
>MUH SHOCK
.. yes. Shock. Why are you pretending like that isn't a good reason?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:14:27 AM
No.713328792
>>713328828
>>713334931
>>713325602 (OP)
PC cucks will love this game when it comes to PC. Just like Stellar Blade
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:15:08 AM
No.713328814
>>713328324
the game is up to 7.5 million copies sold as of 2022
fag
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:15:24 AM
No.713328828
>>713334931
>>713328792
It happened with death stranding 1. All pre release trailer discussion was shitposted to death. It was nearly impossible to discuss the game here until it released on steam.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:16:13 AM
No.713328864
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:31:56 AM
No.713329502
>>713330563
>>713346381
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:33:32 AM
No.713329568
>>713325602 (OP)
You've never driven a car, have you?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:33:50 AM
No.713329584
>>713329645
>>713329845
>>713329427
>majority of closed testers outright hated the game
>s-some of them rike it, and im not trying to sell millions of copies
lol lmao
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:34:10 AM
No.713329596
>>713329427
Sure. Put it on PC.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:35:42 AM
No.713329645
>>713329584
>tell everyone he is now making changes to the game
>after saying what the testers and majority of people think dont matter
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:41:37 AM
No.713329845
>>713330871
>>713329584
Why are you lying? You have it completely wrong. The internal testing showed that the testers absolutely loved it and Kojima said he has to go back and change things now because it was too liked across the board because he’s a contrarian.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:00:08 AM
No.713330563
>>713331010
>>713329502
>just more DS
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:03:36 AM
No.713330703
>how do you know its shit? its not even on your plate yet
>but how do you know this one will be shit like the last one when i squatted over your plate
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:07:28 AM
No.713330871
>>713331030
>>713329845
>I made it bad on purpose
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:09:43 AM
No.713330929
>>713329427
In this pic he looks like my high school math teacher lmao
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:12:09 AM
No.713331010
>>713330563
Literally the first mission has you engage in stealth/combat dumbass
>>713326095
>>713330871
What did kojima ever do to you?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:16:03 AM
No.713331161
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:17:02 AM
No.713331196
>>713331030
Isn't it obvious?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:19:59 AM
No.713331296
>>713331505
>>713332129
I seriously wonder where La Creatividad takes the story. Death Stranding's ending is basically an hours-long exposition dump. Everything is explained and revealed.
There is no more mystery to this setting.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:20:44 AM
No.713331315
>>713335697
>>713331030
He got me to buy DS1. It sucked. Then I was in denial so I bought DS1 director's cut. STILL sucked.
Never giving my money to this hack.
Konami was right in firing him.
Stick to movies maybe Kojima?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:22:09 AM
No.713331376
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:26:09 AM
No.713331505
>>713331296
but what if
ok, hear me out
what if
>adjust glasses
they create a device that allows them to merge both reality and the BT plane of existence together
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:41:40 AM
No.713332113
I hate to be a fanboy, but those are some AMAZING mountains/landscapes. I'd say those are the most realistic looking visuals, or at least mountains I've ever seen in a video game. It's honestly amazing the PS5 can handle that.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:42:08 AM
No.713332129
>>713331296
well we're in mexico this time
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:47:31 AM
No.713332324
>>713328281
I've got a balanced load you can focus on.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:09:25 AM
No.713333152
>find data stick in the game
>"kojima heard this X band and riked it"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:14:07 AM
No.713333335
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:30:35 AM
No.713333956
>>713341339
>>713343532
>>713326049
it's just a marketing gimmick btw, they made studies that showed this doesn't actually improve anything aside from making you look more retarded
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:38:28 AM
No.713334271
>>713325602 (OP)
This looks like I'd really enjoy it. Reminds me of those short college youtube movies from a decade ago.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:40:39 AM
No.713334357
>>713326049
>heavy weight suddenly dipping to your lower back
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:43:46 AM
No.713334487
>>713325726
haven't seen a faggot OP owned this hard in a while
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:53:52 AM
No.713334931
>>713328792
>>713328828
>he thinks its PCbros...
behind every shitpost you will always find... the toddler
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:00:36 PM
No.713335227
This website is fucking retarded
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:12:03 PM
No.713335697
>>713331315
>buy ds1, doesn't like it
>buys ds1 again, surprised he doesn't like it
"How could Kojima do this to me"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:14:30 PM
No.713335785
>>713325602 (OP)
good bait retard.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:16:37 PM
No.713335863
To be honest, I didn't expect a game about carrying stuff around to be that engaging and yet it was
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:17:06 PM
No.713335889
>>713328281
that's not what the game is "focused around"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:18:17 PM
No.713335942
>>713328246
anon you can literally make roads in death stranding. its part of the whole "connecting" theme
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:19:17 PM
No.713335995
BASED.
Keep fighting OP don't let these kojimadrones think us whites accept their hack here
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:19:40 PM
No.713336012
>>713336125
Why does Death Stranding attract so much shitposting? You'd assume a relatively niche game wouldn't yet here we are
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:22:41 PM
No.713336121
damn op killed it, kojimahacks in shambles
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:22:45 PM
No.713336125
>>713336292
>>713336012
You cant explain how good DS is to someone who is turned off by it without sounding pretentious and snobby, despite it having arguably the easiest point of entry for a cerebral experience since hitchcock *sips champagne*
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:27:14 PM
No.713336292
>>713336125
it's a game entirely about heavy handed themes that is off-putting to the same retarded fags that couldnt get through high school English class. Is it pretentious? Not really. It's pretty fucking retarded actually. Only illiterate coons feel intimidated by it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:27:20 PM
No.713336296
>>713336396
>>713331030
Asianslop shouldn't be getting this much attention. If you don't curb stomp them now, they will think they are better than the west.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:28:50 PM
No.713336353
>>713337440
i want multiplayer, delivering with my bros
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:29:52 PM
No.713336396
>>713336296
You say that as if gacha games haven't already infested the entire gay planet
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:30:48 PM
No.713336443
>>713337000
tendies are a blight upon this board
>>713326869
How else are you going to get Elle Fannings 3D scanned feet?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:34:12 PM
No.713336572
>kojima makes twitter post about liking eggs with onions sauce
>this sends /v/tards into a seething rage calling him a hack and that he's pretentious
I have never, in all my life, known a group of people that consume, daily, something that they truly hate with every fiber of their being like people on this fucking board in regards to kojima
You absolutely lose your shit none stop whenever he opens his mouth and the worst part is you actively go looking for things he's said just to get mad about and then think posting it on /v/ matters to anyone other than other mentally deranged retards who also can't stop hating this dude for the most pointless reasons to ever exist
It's so fucking embarrassing to see you people do this, especially when OP posts something like this and then gets blown the fuck out a few posts later with actual logic which will be ignored because these people's desire and need to feel anger and hatred for a man who has no baring on their lives is deep seeded in their brain
It's actual fucking brain rot
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:38:24 PM
No.713336738
>>713336676
it's a meme you dip. creative dad posting, etc. brought upon by the over promises and under delivery of MGS V
remember Caramel? Probably not since everyone on this board is an eternal newfaggot now
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:44:00 PM
No.713337000
>>713336443
always have been
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:44:01 PM
No.713337001
>>713336676
Sir we're on /v/
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:46:43 PM
No.713337127
>>713326218
>There’s 0 penalty for it.
murdering your own irl hands isn't?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:50:09 PM
No.713337275
>>713337385
>>713336676
Kojima threads were pretty comfy and lighthearted until he hired one of you troons and you made it your life's mission to defend him against all criticism. Rope yourself, Womanman.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:52:03 PM
No.713337361
>>713338257
>>713341860
>>713325602 (OP)
It'll probably be a game I play during my downtime in the winter season. Just in my bed, blankets, my little rolling side table next to my bed with snacks, footed pajamas, onesie and a abu diaper while my cat purrs next to my head in bed. Assuming it works on the Steam Deck and I don't have to make a monitor setup for my bed.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:52:31 PM
No.713337381
kek OP won bigly
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:52:37 PM
No.713337385
>>713337275
Every single thread after like 2012 seems to have a dedicated lunatic who spends years bitching about the game all while strangers are privy to secret discord raids that supposedly happen, all a bit suspicious and strange really.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:53:32 PM
No.713337430
>>713325602 (OP)
ohnononononono kojima /v/ros...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:53:43 PM
No.713337440
>>713336353
invasions would be awesome too
invading players could come into your game as MULEs and the goal would be to steal like a percentage of your cargo and make off with it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:58:17 PM
No.713337680
>>713326225
no wonder konami kicked him out
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:00:46 PM
No.713337771
the amount of samefagging from butthurt OP is absurd lol
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:02:54 PM
No.713337873
I think DS look really fun to play, as far as gameplay go, and frankly it did what it supposed to
Maybe it would seem boring if you only play FPS and sport game, since you clearly prefer having actions going on every seconds
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:04:26 PM
No.713337937
Baka Stranding 2 babeh
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:07:39 PM
No.713338074
>>713338143
>>713338325
Tourist here, don’t understand why would anyone hate Kojima, he is peak “having fun making whatever game he want”. Genuinely what’s up with that?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:09:36 PM
No.713338143
>>713338074
every game, every thing on this board has its own group of schizos who run shitposts about them 24/7, its insane desu.
Funny enough most of those schizos are ''coincidentally'' from /pol or r/Nintendo
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:11:53 PM
No.713338230
>>713325602 (OP)
Some nips still do these kind of jobs and that is actually how it bounces.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:11:58 PM
No.713338235
>>713338273
I played and beat DS1 and literally just now learned that Sam was Clifford's son in all the flashbacks, and Bridget/Amalie was just his adoptive mother
I wish Kojima would explain that kind of important stuff with his cutscenes instead of expecting everyone to sift through 200 audiologs
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:12:47 PM
No.713338257
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:13:02 PM
No.713338273
>>713338324
>>713338235
dude... it was explained in the cutscenes
that's what the whole ending was about
>>713325602 (OP)
I never played Death Stranding 1, nor am I really interested in 2. But can somebody please answer this: Is most of the game really about walking? Is the gameplay truly seeing a vista like this webm and knowing you have to walk all the way to the horizon?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:14:11 PM
No.713338324
>>713338273
maybe I just don't remember it has been like 5 years since I beat it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:14:11 PM
No.713338325
>>713338074
Just because he is having fun, doesn't imply the people playing his games are...unless you're a fan of deluxe walking simulators
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:14:41 PM
No.713338345
>>713339741
>>713338293
It's many things
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:15:23 PM
No.713338379
>>713338393
>>713338293
Yes, there is no combat
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:15:53 PM
No.713338393
>>713338379
I know there is combat, I said most of the game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:16:41 PM
No.713338425
>>713338532
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:16:53 PM
No.713338431
>>713338450
WHY NO PC RELEASE FUCK YOU SONY
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:17:37 PM
No.713338450
>>713338476
>>713338536
>>713338431
Jan/Feb next year. Won't be a long wait.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:18:07 PM
No.713338476
>>713338516
>>713338538
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:19:14 PM
No.713338516
>>713338476
Sony funding and they also get to focus entirely on single platform optimization, and then the next 8 months making an actual good PC port
I prefer that over releasing 2 broken shitty versions the same day
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:19:31 PM
No.713338530
>>713338293
No not really just walking, the game offer you a wide variety of transportation method, and the goal is to do…whatever the fuck you needed to do to deliver those packages (And learnt about the life of your customer)
It is rather slow-paced because of that, and once in a while you would see people pulling crazy stunt just to deliver their package like riding motorcycle on a zipline (you can do that). It must seem like the best game ever for people who are into Eurotruck Simulator or the likes
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:19:36 PM
No.713338532
>>713339091
>>713338425
kek
still lost to sekiro and he's going to lose to E33 this year
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:19:39 PM
No.713338536
>>713338450
>not a long wait
>only half way through 2025 and have to wait til 2026
no, fuck you sony
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:19:42 PM
No.713338538
>>713338476
Still bug fixing
first hour of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJVktaKICTs
download and mirror it while you can
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:23:27 PM
No.713338715
>>713338685
I swear to fucking God if this is in Spanish Im going to spit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:23:41 PM
No.713338727
>>713338780
>>713338685
RAINDROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD THEY KEEP FALLING
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:25:00 PM
No.713338780
>>713338727
sam is a cute father
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:26:51 PM
No.713338851
>>713338685
>here's how to use ladders
>immediately submerges his baby's face under the rushing river
lmao fuckin spics. can't even read tutorials in their own languages
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:27:21 PM
No.713338874
Society would actually improve if delivery job was as cool as Kojima make it out to be, it’s a fact
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:28:42 PM
No.713338931
>>713328474
it sold less than Splatoon on the Wii U
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:29:44 PM
No.713338970
I swear motorcycle must by the most useless transportation method, it jobbed the moment road get a lil bumpy, at least car can go off road to some degree
Zipline in the meanwhile is fucking busted, it’s the closest thing we have to flying in the game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:32:30 PM
No.713339091
>>713338532
>E33saar
no one is going to give a fuck about that chinkslop by the time TGA comes around
I wonder how well this game would sell without Kojima namesake all over it.
How many people would forgive the shitty gameplay and story if not because of him...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:34:42 PM
No.713339198
>>713339301
>>713339114
Game probably would run and look like shit on UE5.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:05 PM
No.713339267
>>713339114
But I play it for the gameplay...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:17 PM
No.713339276
>>713326031
this guy looks like a cameraman who only shoots gay porn films
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:36:44 PM
No.713339301
>>713339198
reminder that OD will be made in UE5
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:39:19 PM
No.713339441
>>713339825
>>713336497
was that cutscene supposed to be cool or something?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:40:23 PM
No.713339492
>>713339580
The first game is awful. It's borderline unplayable.
It's a literal walking simulator, but even worse because there's asinine physics, a baby crying, wading through oil, water, balancing mechanics and losing packages.
I mean this sincerely, a walking simulator where you just hold forward and walk on an Unreal Engine prototype map is less infuriating and more engaging.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:42:20 PM
No.713339580
>>713339881
>>713339983
>>713339492
>literal walking simulator, but even worse because [game mechanics]
then it's not a walking simulator
if you would rather literally hold forward on an unreal test map, nobody is stopping you
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:45:26 PM
No.713339741
>>713338345
I'm convinced the interviewers are just mocking Kojima.
>Makes comparisons of Death Stranding with a mish-mash of other games
>Is it because you were trying to make a new genre?
KEK
>You discovered the hidden theme of DEATH STRANDING
was the cherry on top
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:45:39 PM
No.713339748
JANITORS, JANITORS, BARELY EVEN HUMAN!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:47:10 PM
No.713339825
>>713339441
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:48:16 PM
No.713339881
>>713339930
>>713339580
>then it's not a walking simulator
The game is like if you wanted to walk to the shops but you had to go in stripper high heels.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:49:25 PM
No.713339930
>>713339881
what? keep your tranny metaphors to yourself, dickless retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:50:24 PM
No.713339983
>>713340072
>>713339580
Yes it's still a walking simulator because you are predominantly walking. Holding left and right triggers to balance is the most bullshit game"play" that I have seen.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:52:01 PM
No.713340071
>>713328281
>Doesn't having armor defeat the point of a game focused around not getting shot?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:52:01 PM
No.713340072
>>713340189
>>713340236
>>713339983
no you retarded nigger shitbrain pooskin, a walking simulator is an established genre where the gameplay is exclusively moving between story points. Days Gone is a walking sim
Do you call Mario a "jumping simulator"? Fucking absolute dicksucking moron
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:54:32 PM
No.713340189
>>713340228
>>713340072
>You have to hold down R2 and L2 so it's not just walking
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:55:13 PM
No.713340228
>>713340316
>>713340380
>>713340189
you can shoot a gun so it's not a walking simulator by definition
you must be a gay sex simulator since it's what you primarily do
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:55:27 PM
No.713340236
>>713340403
>>713340072
It is tagged Walking Simulator on Steam and rightly so. The landscape is barren enough to earn this tag. Holding triggers and then pushing the joystick forward is elementary enough for the game to be called a walking simulator.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:56:53 PM
No.713340313
Kojima's the biggest hack. He didn't fucking write the first three Solid games, that other guy did.
It's the exact same thing with George Lucas and Hideaki Anno; they weren't the main driving force behind their respective works.
Look at how bad MGS4 and 5 are when Kojima gets to take the reigns. Look how bad Stranding is as a concept.
I get it that Geoff Keighly loves Kojima and he's always up on stage and Sony probably want something out of it, but fuck me.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:56:54 PM
No.713340316
>>713340403
>>713340228
Nope. It is because the game is mostly walking that earns the label. You can't call COD a quick time event simulator because it's mostly shooting.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:58:11 PM
No.713340380
>>713340228
>you must be a gay sex simulator
Holding up while Florence & The Machine plays is about as gay as it gets.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:58:33 PM
No.713340390
>>713340513
>>713343047
Norman Reedus alwas looks like some white trash loser who just woke up at 11:30 in his shack in the trailer park and went out to the covenience store to buy more Bud Ligh before his hangover wears off.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:58:47 PM
No.713340403
>>713340468
>>713340624
>>713340236
nigger, Overwatch has the steam tags Dark Comedy and Capitalism.
Walking Simulator is an established term that already means something different. You can't just start changing words because you didn't learn their proper meanings
>>713340316
we also don't call CoD a "shooting simulator" because it already has a genre name. dumbfuck coon.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:59:27 PM
No.713340437
>>713340540
>>713340602
>>713339114
Just imagine if it had the ubi soft logo on the cover.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:00:06 PM
No.713340468
>>713340582
>>713340403
>we also don't call CoD a "shooting simulator"
It's called a First Person Shooter, exactly what it is.
If Stranding isn't a walking simulator, then what genre is it? Fucking Teen Mystery?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:00:59 PM
No.713340513
>>713343047
>>713340390
I've felt this for the last 25+ years. But beyond, dudes just ugly.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:01:36 PM
No.713340540
>>713340602
>>713340437
People would shit on it for years.
Asmongold would make videos on it.
/v/ would have dedicated weirdos making threads daily about black people in the game.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:02:32 PM
No.713340582
>>713340468
Well it's not a "strand type" game because that's retarded and makes no sense. If the primary gameplay is light navigational puzzle solving, then I would say the game is third person puzzle traversal or something.
Mudrunner/Snowrunner are actually super fucking similar games in that regard except you are a vehicle instead of a man. Those should be Vehicle Puzzle Traversal. They certainly aren't "driving simulators" any more than DS is a walking simulator.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:03:06 PM
No.713340602
>>713340540
>>713340437
>if, thens
Ubisoft wouldn't greenlight a project like this. I am not saying that makes a real difference but atleast have actual shit to talk about like the awful physics of the vehicles or something
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:03:30 PM
No.713340610
>>713325726
Dumb ass OP
>>713325602 (OP)
is just way too brown to be able to understand the very simple physical concept called damping.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:03:44 PM
No.713340624
>>713340731
>>713340403
>refuse to engage the accusation that the "game" is tagged walking simulator
>refuse to engage any arguments by attacking semantics on what the COD genre is called
Said it plenty of times and I'll keep saying it: Kojima drones will only attack and mock your arguments, but they will never actually defend their game by explaining what makes it fun. As in sell the game.
>It was fun in my mind
Is not an argument. Objective value statements can be made about art, otherwise you get pic related.
You can always argue if art is good or bad. You may like watching paint dry, but that does not make it good.
SAAAAAR ITS A WALKING SIMULATOR SAAAAAR
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:05:39 PM
No.713340701
>>713340637
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:05:42 PM
No.713340704
>>713340637
>completely optional and entirely turgid third person combat
oof
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:06:16 PM
No.713340731
>>713340860
>>713340624
I did engage you illiterate faggot. Steam tags are not genre indicators because stupid people like yourself fill every game with incorrect meme tags
>>It was good in my mind
who the fuck are you quoting you absolute schizophrenic subhuman
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:09:12 PM
No.713340860
>>713340926
>>713340731
>They call it walking simulator but I disagree, therefore they are wrong
Mate, the tags are there for a reason
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:10:25 PM
No.713340926
>>713341064
>>713341126
>>713340860
so if I call Mario a jumping simulator, that becomes a valid genre now? Is LGBT a game genre, because I see a lot of shit with that tag too
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:11:36 PM
No.713340983
>>713341049
>>713340637
If this was developed by a white man, you would rightly call him out on his shoddy work. But because it's made by a slit-eyed Jap with an inferiority complex, it's suddenly a masterwork?. Anime has permanently buttfucked an entire generation.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:12:38 PM
No.713341037
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:12:51 PM
No.713341049
>>713340983
nobody is arguing the game quality, just the definition of a walking simulator, which DS is not
Firewatch is a walking simulator
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:13:09 PM
No.713341064
>>713341178
>>713340926
You mean a Platformer? you are just a butt hurt Kojima drone.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:14:31 PM
No.713341126
>>713340926
If most people call it a jumping sim, then yes. But they won't because most people aren't morons.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:15:39 PM
No.713341178
>>713341308
>>713341064
Platformer is an established genre, much like walking sims are. I can't call Stellar Blade a platformer despite it having platforming because it's a fucking action game. And you shouldn't call DS a walking sim despite having walking because that's similarly incorrect
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:17:28 PM
No.713341260
Kojima games really attract the worst kind of schizos
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:18:35 PM
No.713341308
>>713341389
>>713341178
when walking is the primary thing shown in the game, it is a walking sim.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:19:19 PM
No.713341339
>>713333956
Can i get link to that? Sounds interesting enough.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:19:56 PM
No.713341372
>>713341439
>>713325602 (OP)
You lost, faggot
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:20:20 PM
No.713341389
>>713341515
>>713341553
>>713341308
the primary way you interact with Mario Kart is driving, but if you called it a driving sim people would think you have a brain injury because driving sim is already a genre. stop redefining shit because you are too stupid to learn what things mean.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:21:33 PM
No.713341439
>>713341372
>produce 100 physical copies
IT'S SOLD OUT!!!!!! ALL 100 COPIES OF THE GAME!!! GOTY!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:23:34 PM
No.713341515
>>713341662
>>713341389
>the primary way you interact with Mario Kart is driving
Racing, actually. You still haven't said what DS is other than a walking simulator.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:24:16 PM
No.713341553
>>713341726
>>713341389
Not really. I would still be able to guess what I'm doing for most of the game. I would just kindly point out that it's not a realistic driving sim. It's not that braindead to call it driving sim.
You on the other hand, would be diagnosed brain dead for calling death stranding not a walking sim. Because you mostly walk.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:25:25 PM
No.713341601
The first 10 seconds of this video encapsulate it perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0KmbSgMpE
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:26:04 PM
No.713341635
>>713325602 (OP)
>running like this holding a baby
retard game design desu prove me wrong
this isn't Bananza.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:26:24 PM
No.713341646
>>713325602 (OP)
look at the leaked 1 hour footage retarded faggot, they fixed for the final built. Scumbags like you are the reason why devs don't want to show unfinished games to the public
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:26:50 PM
No.713341662
>>713341746
>>713341789
>>713341515
>Racing, actually
oh sorry I didn't realize you raced cars by not driving them. thank God this human mulligan is here to aggressively not understand English.
Call it whatever you want, but not something that already describes a different kind of game. So don't call it a walking sim or a third person shooter or a fucking racing game either, despite all that shit being present.
Call it a third person logistics game for all I care. Just stop being a fucking retard.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:27:24 PM
No.713341684
>wake up
>remember kojima exists
day ruined
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:28:29 PM
No.713341726
>>713341786
>>713341553
>yeah Mario Kart is totally a driving sim dood
just kill yourself. call of duty is a shooting simulator and katamari is a rolling simulator and every VN is a reading simulator
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:28:38 PM
No.713341732
>>713325602 (OP)
>OP doesn't know what damping is
Grim.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:29:05 PM
No.713341746
>>713341827
>>713341662
Can you explain what "strand" gameplay is?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:30:06 PM
No.713341786
>>713341726
>death stranding is not a walking simulator
Also kill yourself
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:30:09 PM
No.713341789
>>713341907
>>713341662
Racing implies more than 1 vehicle/person on a specific track in a competitive fashion, which is what mario kart is.
Driving implies literally any operation of any vehicle, on any terrain, without any other additional context.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:30:47 PM
No.713341817
>>713328745
why is she in jerma's house
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:30:59 PM
No.713341827
>>713341869
>>713341746
no I cannot because nobody besides Kojima knows what the fuck that means, making it a shitty genre.
but I know what walking simulator means, and if I wanted to play one, DS would not be it
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:31:00 PM
No.713341829
>gameplay is 95% walking from point A to point B
>but you can shoot at brain-dead AI
Sounds like a walking sim to me.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:31:48 PM
No.713341860
>>713337361
Sex. With the robot.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:31:55 PM
No.713341869
>>713341980
>>713341827
Then you are a pretentious cocksucker who will defend whatever Kojimbo does.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:32:05 PM
No.713341881
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:32:34 PM
No.713341907
>>713342038
>>713342063
>>713341789
hey stinky fat fuck, you can drive around a big open world in the new Mario Kart game. Must be a driving sim like BeamNG! wait I can walk in this Mario 64 game? Maybe it's a walking sim also. I certainly spend more time walking than jumping, and not everything is a platform!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:34:10 PM
No.713341980
>>713341869
no I just speak English and you don't. Kojima can suck the farts out of a dog's ass for all I care and so can you.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:34:36 PM
No.713341997
>>713342117
>>713325602 (OP)
>OP is a samefagging niggerfaggot who doesn't understand what a game still in development means
How did you embarrass yourself this hard in front of the whole class LMAO
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:35:10 PM
No.713342013
>I'm Fragile, but I'm not, THAT fragile
This game is fucking ass
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:35:49 PM
No.713342038
>>713342130
>>713341907
Is driving around aimlessly the primary gameplay of the new mario kart? or is it racing?
Don't answer that, because you'll say something retarded.
Now, what is the primary gameplay of DS?
Again, don't answer that, because you'll say something retarded.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:36:19 PM
No.713342063
>>713342253
>>713341907
Ok I'm done with this retard.
>Oh look there is an arcade game in Stardew valley, it is no longer a farming simulator
Kill yourself
Death Stranding is mostly walking. Objective truth. Otherwise why would so many others point this out? Otherwise why would so many kojimdrones post webms of shitty shooting and claiming it's not a walking sim?
It's a walking sim and you know it.
You just can't bare being wrong.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:37:20 PM
No.713342117
>>713342189
>>713341997
Nigger, it comes out in a few days. Primary development has been done for months
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:37:42 PM
No.713342130
>>713342183
>>713342259
>>713342038
Well if driving is the means by which racing occurs, and you call it a racing game (not a Kart Racer for whatever reason which is the actual accepted genre)
then walking is the means to deliver bullshit boxes and you should call it a Delivery Game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:38:45 PM
No.713342183
>>713342332
>>713342130
It then would be tagged BOTH delivery sim and walking sim. Rightly so. Games can have more than 1 tag you know.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:38:55 PM
No.713342189
>>713342349
>>713342117
THIS FOOTAGE IS FROM A MONTHS OLD BUILT YOU BRAINDEAD PIECE OF FUCKING RETARDED SHIT!!!!!!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:39:27 PM
No.713342209
>DS2 comes out in 4 days
I didn't even know
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:40:23 PM
No.713342253
>>713342304
>>713342063
because walking sim is a different kind of game genre that means a specific thing. no idea why it's so hard to wrap your shriveled fetal alcohol brain around that
Shit, even "hiking sim" would work because it differentiates itself from Days Gone type shit while still emphasizing that most of the game is about walking
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:40:29 PM
No.713342259
>>713342130
So you admit you paid 440 brazilian real to play a delivery game?
That's more retarded than defending a walking simulator for free.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:41:18 PM
No.713342294
>>713342330
>>713325602 (OP)
Wow that's bad.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:41:37 PM
No.713342304
>>713342253
If semantics was the only thing you were arguing, then I accept your concession. How is grade 8 philosophy? You must be top of the class (everyone else just hates you)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:17 PM
No.713342330
>>713342447
>>713342294
>OP samefagging again
kinda cute how pathetic you are
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:18 PM
No.713342332
>>713342438
>>713342183
if we start calling this game with vehicles and guns a walking sim because you walk in it, what the fuck do we call actual walking sims like Days Gone? Story Walkers? Narrative Strolls? If you want to literally replace this term then you need to suggest a new one
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:42:37 PM
No.713342349
>>713342462
>>713342189
you do know that physics and animations are some of the first things done in development, right?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:43:11 PM
No.713342391
>>713325602 (OP)
youtube.com/watch?v=jqzbU6OTVUg
you know for supposedly tech literate people 4channers seem to be really fucking stupid on average huh
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:44:04 PM
No.713342438
>>713342492
>>713342332
It's mostly walking, therefore walking simulator. It has some shooting. But it's not the main focus.
You're intentionally wasting my time by making dishonest arguments
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:44:15 PM
No.713342447
>>713342330
So watching that webum gives you confidence in the game, does it?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:44:42 PM
No.713342462
>>713342520
>>713342594
>>713342349
You're seriously the dumbest motherfucker alive. Not spoonfeeding your fat ugly amerishart zoomer ass but go look at the leaked footage of the real FINAL and FINISHED game, they fixed the backpack.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:45:32 PM
No.713342492
>>713342575
>>713342576
>>713342438
give me the name of the genre that includes Days Gone and Firewatch but not Death Stranding and you win
that's it. just give me a term that works
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:46:20 PM
No.713342520
>>713342594
>>713342654
>>713342462
post proof they fixed it then faggot
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:47:12 PM
No.713342575
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:47:20 PM
No.713342576
>>713342641
>>713342492
>everything must be mutually exclusive
Kill yourself
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:47:37 PM
No.713342594
>>713342841
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:48:04 PM
No.713342610
>>713328281
>bro why does my car need suspension, that defeats the point of driving safely
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:48:35 PM
No.713342641
>>713342761
>>713342576
why do you think we have words for shit if not to describe their differences? just call them all video games then.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:48:55 PM
No.713342654
>>713342672
>>713342520
Nope, find it yourself asshole. There's a one hour leak of the final game out there and again, they fixed the fucking backpack.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:49:21 PM
No.713342672
>>713342780
>>713342654
so you have no proof. I'm not doing your job for you.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:51:07 PM
No.713342761
>>713343000
>>713342641
There is a spectrum on games that can be called walking simulators. They have varying levels of interactivity, like pressing X to interact with object to get a cutscene.
DS is mostly walking from A to B while holding triggers to balance. You reach your copy paste ubisoft hub, press X and get your cutscene. Ergo, DS is a walking simulator.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:51:28 PM
No.713342780
>>713342826
>>713342832
>>713342672
I don't need to prove shit to you fucktard, I'd rather knock your zoomer ass out cold before I help you, believe me or not I don't give a fuck
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:52:22 PM
No.713342826
>>713342780
burden of proof faggot. Quit acting like an internet tough guy and do your job.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:52:28 PM
No.713342832
>>713342906
>>713342780
Spoken like someone who gives a massive fuck
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:52:44 PM
No.713342841
>>713342891
>>713342925
>>713342594
They fixed the fucking backpack in the final built, you can stop being a retard now.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:53:35 PM
No.713342891
>>713342841
>still no proof
>continues to seethe
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:53:48 PM
No.713342906
>>713342969
>>713342832
look how much I give a fuck by NOT providing you with a link
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:54:10 PM
No.713342925
>>713343034
>>713342841
...it's not broken? Did you watch the video?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:54:18 PM
No.713342935
>>713325726
thought of this the moment i saw the gameplay, clearly its a self balancing backpack
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:55:01 PM
No.713342969
>>713343091
>>713342906
you are so mad, holy shit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:55:32 PM
No.713343000
>>713343065
>>713343286
>>713342761
>They have varying levels of interactivity, like pressing X to interact with object to get a cutscene.
that's the limit of what walking simulator entails. Once you add a combat system or puzzles or whatever the fuck else in between the story points, it stop being a walking simulator. This shit was completely understood universally until DS1 came out and a bunch of knuckle scraping mongoloids starting trying to call it a walking sim as an insult. It's that kind of anti-intellectual attitude about all discussion that's plaguing the whole fucking internet.
So now I guess God of Boy can be a walking sim too because you objectively spend more time walking and talking in that shitty ass game than doing combat
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:55:33 PM
No.713343003
>>713343089
>They fixed it, chud
>It's a special backpack, chud
Which one, chud?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:55:57 PM
No.713343034
>>713343079
>>713343245
>>713342925
I give up, believe whatever you want you goddamn retard, you will see when you play the game that they FIXED THE FUCKING BACKPACK.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:13 PM
No.713343047
>>713340390
>>713340513
Can you at least put a full face helmet when playing the game or are you forced to look at his bad skin, low IQ eyes and the sparse beard of a teenager?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:15 PM
No.713343050
>>713326869
kojimbo said he was inspired by covid to make this one
pretty sure the horror game was supposed to be next, but was pushed back to release after DS2
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:34 PM
No.713343065
>>713343204
>>713343000
>So now I guess God of Boy can be a walking sim too because you objectively spend more time walking and talking in that shitty ass game than doing combat
See, now you're getting it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:47 PM
No.713343079
>>713343034
YOU HAVE STILL POSTED 0 PROOF THAT THEY HAVE AND INSTEAD YOU ARE JUST SPERGING OUT.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:57 PM
No.713343089
>>713343170
>>713343003
hey man I think the chud button on your keyboard might be stuck
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:56:58 PM
No.713343091
>>713343129
>>713342969
>le mad
*yawn*
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:57:48 PM
No.713343129
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:58:38 PM
No.713343170
>>713343089
But which one is it?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:59:18 PM
No.713343204
>>713343357
>>713343065
again, this is just le funny insult
when someone says "walking simulator" I want it to fucking mean something. If someone told me a game was a walking sim and it played like DS, I would never listen to that retard again.
if they said hiking sim I would say "huh, yeah I guess I see what you mean"
language is so fucked because of lazy niggers
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:00:11 PM
No.713343245
>>713343385
>>713343034
Dude did you even play the first game? There's loads of different types of equipment, that'd be like saying they fixed the legs because you saw a clip where Sam wasn't using the exo skeleton. You're seeing a clip of a regular backpack, it's a different backpack they didn't fix 'the' backpack.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:01:05 PM
No.713343286
>>713343412
>>713343489
>>713343000
There are large stretches of the game where there are no combat, and the "puzzles" are things such as using a ladder to go up or rope to go down.
So yes, it is a walking simulator.
Feel free to add "shooting" and "stealth" to your game because it has those elements. People will find it dishonest because the game isn't primarily focused on those elements.
You wouldn't call it a fighting game because of the boxing match right?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:02:26 PM
No.713343357
>>713343204
Do you think the 440 real you sunk into this shit has something to do with your apprehension to state the obvious?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:02:55 PM
No.713343385
>>713343245
Nigger, I saw the finished game in action, the exact same part from OP's webm, you obviously didn't
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:03:32 PM
No.713343408
>>713343476
God imagine if people were moderately intelligent and put the walking simulator meme to rest when the trailer showed this. Instead they went full retard.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:03:35 PM
No.713343412
>>713343816
>>713343286
>You wouldn't call it a fighting game because of the boxing match right?
No, I wouldn't, and I also wouldn't call it a walking simulator because of all that other shit. Notice that I'm not even saying it should be called a TPS or an action game because that would be just as misleading. It's none of those things.
Call it a third person travel game or a delivery sim or a hiking sim or call it the most boring piece of shit you ever had the misfortune of experiencing, it's all more descriptive and accurate than walking sim
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:04:35 PM
No.713343476
>>713343408
How did he get to the top of that mountain?
Did he teleport?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:04:45 PM
No.713343489
>>713343928
>>713343286
It's dishonest to call it a walking sim because you get a bike hour in and for majority of the game you are trying to avoid walking. The most optimal way to play is to use vehicles/zip-line network combo.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:05:17 PM
No.713343516
>>713325636
He just bought them off some random assets store.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:05:37 PM
No.713343532
>>713333956
>/v/ is now doing ‘B-BUT THE STUDIES’
Unreal how bad this site is now.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:06:32 PM
No.713343579
>giving a fuck about realism in videogames
kill yourself waste of oxygen
>>713325726
Look for reviews, this thing doesn't work at all.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:07:50 PM
No.713343667
>>713343593
>snaps down at full speed causing you to lean back
>snaps up at full speed breaking your neck instantly
kino
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:10:14 PM
No.713343791
>>713336497
Fucking kek
Reminds me of the webm of that woman possessing some soldiers and killing them one by one, wish I had saved it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:10:40 PM
No.713343816
>>713343935
>>713343956
>>713343412
Oh so you actually are a im14andthisisdeep faggot. It is a walking simulator because it is mostly walking. The tags are there for people to search for games they like. If I wanted a game where I walk alot, death stranding would be bing fucking go
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:10:45 PM
No.713343819
The pre-release threads for Death Stranding 2 are exactly the same as the first Death Stranding
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:11:14 PM
No.713343839
>>713343593
Those people are retarded then. I own one and it works exactly as perscribed. If you wanted to run with a loaded backpack it's a perfect tool but it also adds a significant amout of weight. Which is the actual problem with it and why I don't use the thing any more.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:11:49 PM
No.713343861
>>713344151
>>713345781
By /v/'s logic this is a walking sim movie game
>get a first gun hour in
>most of combat is optional, you can just run past enemies
>environmental puzzles
>vehicles
>but you mainly walk and listen to people talk in rooms
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:13:21 PM
No.713343928
>>713343979
>>713343489
You still need to build the roads and actually plant the ziplines. That takes alot of... walking. Don't be retarded. It's earned that label for a reason. There is alot of walking.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:13:26 PM
No.713343935
>>713343816
So would Skyrim but you rarely hear anyone calling it a walking sim and complaining that Bethesda does not make real games
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:13:57 PM
No.713343952
>>713325726
OP BTFO
Kojima is a genius and pays so much attention to detail that your undeveloped monkey brain will never even be able to notice them.
His games are not made for stupid people.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:14:02 PM
No.713343956
>>713343816
If I wanted a game where I walk a lot I wouldn't look up "walking simulator" at all because I would get a bunch of story game shit with very little walking. I don't care if you're wrong and proud. I don't care if your entire shit generation and younger can't express ideas efficiently because you all have your own personal definitions you follow. Just stop talking to me you insufferable tard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:14:05 PM
No.713343959
>>713325871
>>713328281
How many of you retards talk shit about these games but never played them? The entire design of Death Stranding is to make moving boxes easier. There were countless objects you could build that made Sam move faster or mitigate balancing problems. Or just bypass it altogether with the fucking constructed roads and a car.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:14:28 PM
No.713343979
>>713344337
>>713343928
You can easily use vehicles off-road so that invalidates any need to walk
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:14:37 PM
No.713343985
>>713325726
I knew it before reading anything itt. /v/ is nigger tier.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:15:11 PM
No.713344009
>>713325602 (OP)
STOP SAMEFAGGING OP, FUCK OFF ALREADY
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:17:55 PM
No.713344151
>>713343861
>but you mainly walk and listen to people talk in rooms
This is objectively not true.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:18:14 PM
No.713344161
>>713344427
>>713325602 (OP)
>the retard of the leaked footage fell at least 4 times in 15 minutes
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK, PORTERBROS!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:18:56 PM
No.713344197
>>713344350
The feeling of completing roads and doing a delivery perfectly is just something you either get it or don't
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:21:42 PM
No.713344330
I loved DS1
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:21:45 PM
No.713344337
>>713344415
>>713343979
This is a lie. Anons were complaining that vehicles are difficult to use off road. It even has a warning text saying that it is poor off road
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:22:03 PM
No.713344350
>>713344401
>>713344470
>>713344197
I'm disappointed that DS2 is a more action-focused game. I enjoyed comfy deliveries in DS1.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:22:47 PM
No.713344401
>>713344337
Works just fine
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:23:07 PM
No.713344427
>>713344505
>>713344161
>This
I just hope they didn't dumb down the traversing too much. More tools, QOL and vehicles later? sure.
But please don't remove that initial one man walking up a mountain feeling that none of the journalist could handle.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:23:52 PM
No.713344470
>>713344350
Yeah I'm worried that I'll have to do discount MGS base infiltration too often. Building infrastructure was comfy and not many games really achieve that feeling of progression.
Every shit game of the last 10 years has you tagging enemies in a base and crouch walking behind them.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:24:24 PM
No.713344505
>>713344427
Oh trust me they did not back down at all, retard fell so many times lmao, was hilarious to see
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:24:39 PM
No.713344521
>>713345086
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:24:46 PM
No.713344529
>>713344796
>>713325726
OP obliterated
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:25:17 PM
No.713344559
>>713344415
Sick route bro looks comfy
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:04 PM
No.713344601
Why is kojimmy shilling zir own game so hard?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:07 PM
No.713344604
Kojima drones are so silly.
honestly, they are basically a cult.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:19 PM
No.713344614
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:51 PM
No.713344641
>>713344686
>>713325726
OPBROS... we got too cocky
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:27:40 PM
No.713344686
>>713344641
you are so mad, holy shit
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:28:23 PM
No.713344721
>>713344810
>>713325726
>What is a damping backpack?
Proof that /v/ is full of sub 80 IQ third worlders.
>>713325726
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:29:37 PM
No.713344796
>>713344935
>>713349285
>>713344529
why did they redesign higgs to be like the gayest hair metal singer to ever exist but also wearing KISS makeup?
Did Koji find out Troy Baker used to be in a band and go "HORY SHIT! WHITTU ROCKUSTAR"
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:29:44 PM
No.713344810
>>713345490
>>713344721
>What is a damping backpack
Dampening* and also it doesn't work,
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:29:49 PM
No.713344818
>>713345082
>>713344415
Those are clearly dirt roads that are resulted from many porters covering online. Completely different to the rocky areas that we see alot.
Furthermore, this is a very developed map already, completely different from the 1-hour-in experience you claimed earlier.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:29:50 PM
No.713344820
>>713343593
I have one and use it for hiking.
"Camp equipment" is so YMMV its unreal
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:32:03 PM
No.713344935
>>713345009
>>713344796
Because it's kino and absolutely a superior design to the first game?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:33:31 PM
No.713345009
>>713344935
I liked the first game design. Peak kojimbo tacticool with too much shit on top.
The new design feels out of place in a game where everything feels out of place which is quite the accomplishment
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:34:41 PM
No.713345082
>>713345183
>>713344818
Fine, here is rocky terrain without paths
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:34:50 PM
No.713345086
>>713344521
>Drive off of road into clearly marked cliff (That specific section has a ramp directly to the left that you can just drive back up on btw)
GUYS WHY CANT I CLIMB WITH MY CAR
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:35:41 PM
No.713345126
>>713325636
shut the fuck up retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:36:33 PM
No.713345167
>>713325726
humiliation ritual
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:36:50 PM
No.713345183
>>713345082
Not rocky enough.
Also, that looks so fun.
sage
6/22/2025, 3:38:45 PM
No.713345281
this is such a typical reason to start a full v thread man
I'm saddened about every post without a sage
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:39:05 PM
No.713345298
>>713345410
A lot of the things Kojima puts in his games I believe they do not exist only for me to search them online and they exist but it's an inferior version of it. There's like a degree of believability
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:40:57 PM
No.713345410
>>713345298
This is the most brown handed post ive ever seen.
>>713344810
>>713325602 (OP)
>Dampening*
Are you too brown to use google? FFS.
Dampening is the process of making something wet. Damping is the process dissipating energy from a vibrating system.
>and also it doesn't work
I bet you think car suspension doesn't work either.
You are the living and breathing reason why browns are not engineers.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:43:30 PM
No.713345539
>>713345657
>>713345681
>>713344415
You people will literally throw yourselves in puddles to let this man walk on you just so he won't get wet. You hit 150,000 rocks, stopped on a dime, dealt with that stupid delay before you move again and then you go why is everyone calling me a faggot for drinking his ball sweat.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:43:54 PM
No.713345557
>>713345490
Dampening as a verb and not a noun, shithead.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:44:10 PM
No.713345569
>>713345637
>>713346021
>>713345490
you god damn FUCKING retard
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:44:15 PM
No.713345574
>>713363968
>>713345490
Off-road suspension is so fucking cool and I hated how stiff all the cars in DS felt. I wish the sequel had added loose terrain like Mudrunner or something. Would have been cool to winch your vehicle out of situations.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:45:38 PM
No.713345637
>>713345672
>>713346021
>>713345569
>t.ESL mongrel that can't read
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:45:50 PM
No.713345646
>>713345709
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:46:05 PM
No.713345657
>>713345539
you said you can't drive off-road and he drove off-road. what the fuck point were you trying to make then?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:46:26 PM
No.713345672
>>713346021
>>713345637
you really are one dumb mother fucker
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:46:32 PM
No.713345681
>>713346741
>>713345539
>Ps4 game isn't the pinnacle of physics so it's bad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:47:09 PM
No.713345709
>>713345646
this nigga is Fragile's dad just like Cliff was Sam's dad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:48:25 PM
No.713345781
>>713343861
The issue is that /v/ uses these categories as insults.
Problem with Druckmann's games, for example, isn't that they are movies, it's that they are jewish and retareded. But everyone got hung up on their 'movieness' so it's now a sin for a game to be movie-like.
But yeah HL2 is a prime example of a movie game.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:48:41 PM
No.713345790
>>713345957
>>713325726
op finished and bankrupt
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:51:35 PM
No.713345957
>>713346251
>>713345790
why are you so mad?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:52:20 PM
No.713345993
>>713346036
>>713346373
>>713325602 (OP)
>Reviewer just posted this
This game will review so damn well, faggots like OP will eat shit soon. Kojimbo has done it again
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:52:40 PM
No.713346021
>>713345490
>>713345569
>>713345637
>>713345672
There is no single worse curse than being born brown. Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:52:55 PM
No.713346036
>>713346095
>>713346142
>>713345993
is the embargo tomorrow? I want to see new footage
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:54:10 PM
No.713346095
>>713346036
Yes, 5 am pt.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:56:13 PM
No.713346225
>>713346142
Already saw it. These Spanish guys who always post early footage of games are so braindead bad at them every time it's shockingly consistent.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:56:44 PM
No.713346251
>>713346142
NOW LOOK AT THE BACKPACK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS IT HAS BEEN FIXED!!
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:58:48 PM
No.713346373
>>713346489
>>713345993
They will all die or he loves those characters so much
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:58:59 PM
No.713346380
>>713346482
>>713346265
it's a different backpack you dumb bitch who didn't play the first game.
the first game literally explains that the backpack offset is powered by chirelium. There's a game mechanic where you can carry more if your chirelium storage is more full because it has anti gravity properties
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:58:59 PM
No.713346381
>>713325602 (OP)
>>713325726
>>713329502
>>713345490
Kojima literally designed this game to filter niggers. Simple physical concepts such as damping/suspension are literally magic for them. lol
How can a single man be so based? I love Kojima even more now.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:59:03 PM
No.713346384
>>713346265
But i thought it was a damp dampening backpack?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:59:22 PM
No.713346407
>>713346586
>>713346265
11:54
the backpack still slides slightly
so it isn't fixed
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:00:35 PM
No.713346482
>>713346380
this is the tutorial you stupid fuck, holy shit... the webm from OP and the beginning of that video is THE FUCKING SAME BACKPACK
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:00:41 PM
No.713346489
>>713346373
he didn't post Fragile so I doubt it. She's shown dying in literally the first trailer.
Luca is the antagonist so yeah he probably does. Maybe the others do to who gives an absolute fuck about Heartman
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:00:45 PM
No.713346490
>>713346648
>>713338685
Intro song is unbelievable, but Woodkid’s singing “minus sixty one.” What’s going to happen bros
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:02:21 PM
No.713346580
>>713350818
I don't have a ps5 and I'm a massive kojima and mgs fan. This will probably be the first kojima game i won't be able to play close to release date. I played DS on release day and building shit for people was fun. I guess I will miss on all those Likes when I come back for it someday
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:02:29 PM
No.713346586
>>713346632
>>713346407
kill yourself, it looks much better now
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:11 PM
No.713346632
>>713346664
>>713346856
>>713346586
but you said it was fixed and it clearly isn't.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:27 PM
No.713346648
>>713349091
>>713346490
I'm not a fan of the Woodkid I've heard so far. Just sounds like a pretentious hipster trying really hard to spend this huge video game budget he got. The Low Roar stuff felt a lot more honest, probably because it wasn't composed for the game at all. Maybe he was a hipster bitch too, idk, that's just the feels I got listening to both
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:03:39 PM
No.713346664
>>713346847
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:04:38 PM
No.713346741
>>713345681
Ever think about getting a job in marketing? You could go far with a brain like that.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:04:48 PM
No.713346751
>r/deathstranding
>r/ps5
>r/hispanic
>r/blacked
>r/r6siege
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:05:10 PM
No.713346774
>>713325602 (OP)
kojima is a hack
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:05:18 PM
No.713346781
>>713347041
Those that don't have a ps5? Will you wait, or watch your favorite streamer play it? I never watched someone play a videogame
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:06:29 PM
No.713346847
>>713346919
>>713346664
doesn't look like it. the backpack is still sliding around.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:06:36 PM
No.713346856
>>713346919
>>713346963
>>713346632
it's as good as it gets, with all those different animations when sam runs over rocks and when he falls those packages drop off the backpack, it's literally impossible to make everything static but they improved it a lot compared to OP's (faggot) webm
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:06:47 PM
No.713346862
>>713326225
>It doesn't have to be good
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:07:02 PM
No.713346887
>>713346936
>>713347046
>>713325726
>>713325602 (OP)
Kek
Range ban browns and niggers from /v/
(Seethe faggot mods and suck kike dick I will ban evade)
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:07:37 PM
No.713346919
>>713346993
>>713346847
use your brain for once retard
>>713346856
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:07:52 PM
No.713346936
>>713346887
you need to stop getting so mad
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:08:13 PM
No.713346963
>>713346856
>it's literally impossible to make everything static
it's not, obviously they could have just locked the models together and it would have been a lot easier that whatever they are doing, but that would look like triple shit because backpacks aren't static on real people and incur a lot of momentum
but don't bother. Its just shitposting
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:08:53 PM
No.713346993
>>713347042
>>713346919
you said it was fixed. it wasn't.
now you are coping because you can't accept the fact that you were wrong.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:09:44 PM
No.713347041
>>713346781
I'll probably buy a PS5 pro this xmas for GTA 6 anyway, might as well pick up DS2. GTA 6 I'll double dip as well but DS2 I'll get for dirt cheap on a keysite when it drops on PC.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:09:46 PM
No.713347042
>>713347285
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:09:47 PM
No.713347046
>>713346887
>americans/nintendoadults/halocodxboxkid when the game is not zelda detroit 1943, supahh mario mutt 5, or pokemon tears of the shart 3
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:10:12 PM
No.713347073
>It's fixed
>it's not fixed
>it never needed to be fixed
>it was all part of the plan
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:14:06 PM
No.713347285
>>713347042
it clearly wasn't. the fucking backpack still goes above his head when he travels downhill
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:15:35 PM
No.713347386
>>713347986
>>713338685
>first hour
>zero gameplay
holy fucking walking sim
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:15:41 PM
No.713347394
>>713347523
whens this come out on pc
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:16:21 PM
No.713347445
Its either "fixed" or is a sliding backpack.
Neither of these change the core gameplay in the slightest
Neither of these change the aesthetics in the slightest
Neither of these change your opinion of whether or not youre going to buy the game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:17:32 PM
No.713347523
>>713347579
>>713347394
Sony doesn't own the IP anymore so Kojimbo might drop it on PC earlier than expected. Latest would be this time next year.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:17:46 PM
No.713347537
>>713325602 (OP)
How can it flop when I will be buying multiple copies?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:18:22 PM
No.713347579
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:23:29 PM
No.713347903
>>713325602 (OP)
mgsv is kojimas last good game
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:24:48 PM
No.713347986
>>713348068
>>713347386
your dopamine receptors are fried, might be time to delete tiktok, zoomie
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:26:10 PM
No.713348068
>>713347986
To be fair, I don't want to see the opening cutscenes either. I'm gonna see them soon on my own.
I want to see a delivery in its entirety
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:26:51 PM
No.713348114
looking at all the material it looks like kojima mashed shit together, threw it into a wall and kept everything regardless if it sticks or not. Metal Gear may have been silly kojmbo fun, but at least it was consistent in it's presentation.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:28:14 PM
No.713348204
>>713336497
>DS is something new
>Wackiness is subdued
>Kojima makes DS2
>Pumps up wackiness
I think I have Kojima fatigue.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:32:15 PM
No.713348461
>>713348610
Gonna enjoy playing this tomorrow while thirdies shit themselves in the catalog all day
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:33:31 PM
No.713348524
>>713327479
Thanks for the screenshot! Added it to my collage of Shazamtroon mindbreak
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:34:46 PM
No.713348610
>>713348461
Based and same
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:35:24 PM
No.713348640
>>713348683
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:36:23 PM
No.713348683
>>713348640
The one and only.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:36:24 PM
No.713348686
>>713348957
>>713338685
Is there something fucking wrong with this guy? How can someone be so bad at walking in a video game?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:39:05 PM
No.713348862
>>713349060
I think this dude is already uploading content:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_MhWaE6hT8s
I don't remember that part in the trailer
>>713348686
I swear this game will filter so many retards AGAIN, it's almost time for the filtering of an entire generation, buckle up zoomies, you ain't ready for this ride
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:42:06 PM
No.713349060
>>713349273
>>713348862
he literally stole that spain fags footage and made a short out of it lol
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:42:44 PM
No.713349091
>>713346648
But s61 came out years ago, it wasn’t made for the game
The aspect they collaborated on was re-layering the song dynamically so certain instruments would pick up in correspondence with your physical movements
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:45:41 PM
No.713349273
>>713349320
>>713349060
Which one is the original? I couldn't find it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:46:02 PM
No.713349285
>>713344796
he's got mommy issues
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:46:33 PM
No.713349320
>>713349423
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:46:40 PM
No.713349332
>>713348957
>the filtering of an entire generation
that's a fancy way of saying flop
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:03 PM
No.713349410
In case this thread dies
>>713349094
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:15 PM
No.713349423
>>713349320
Thanks, anon. Downloading it before they take it down.
so are there no more void outs?
and I can use shit besides the fuckin bola gun without having to shit myself over the bodies turning
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:48:55 PM
No.713349461
>>713325602 (OP)
It has hydraulics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:49:08 PM
No.713349473
>>713349426
there absolutely still are, watch the latest gameplay trailer
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:49:11 PM
No.713349479
>>713349426
they added robots to shoot so you can use the real guns
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:49:39 PM
No.713349506
>>713349426
Void outs still exist appearantly according to the spanish leak?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:50:40 PM
No.713349562
>>713349426
just shoot them and carry blood grenades, go back later and then kill the BTs with the grenades and you never have to worry about that spot again
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:51:36 PM
No.713349613
>>713349638
>>713349763
>one of those games which very rarely has gameplay shown, all discussion is on muh cinematic story instead
>when gameplay is shown it's just stupidly big open world walking simulator
Every time.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:52:01 PM
No.713349638
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:54:00 PM
No.713349763
>>713349613
Allow me to retort:
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:56:46 PM
No.713349923
>>713350029
>literal walking simulator
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:58:02 PM
No.713349997
>>713348957
98 zoomie here
loved DS1
waiting for DS2 PC port
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:58:45 PM
No.713350029
>>713349923
QWOP chads keep winning
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:00:15 PM
No.713350115
>>713348957
God, I hope so. I want it to get cheap ASAP. I hope Kojima totally fucked the combat and made the story even more convoluted. Fingers crossed.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:02:30 PM
No.713350230
>>713350323
>>713325602 (OP)
Why are PCbros such chads? they just know what's good
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:05 PM
No.713350323
>>713350487
>>713350230
And Epic gave the game for free, so there's that too.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:37 PM
No.713350348
>>713352089
Is this thread serious ? Is OP serious about the backpack? Are you serious about the game being boring? Are you serious about the game being a walking sim? Is this a bait thread?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:06:56 PM
No.713350487
>>713350323
Based, DS2 will be a smash hit on PC.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:11:55 PM
No.713350762
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:12:50 PM
No.713350818
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:32:09 PM
No.713351979
>>713352151
Death Stranding peels back the curtain on what open world games are and plainly tells you "This is a fetch quest delivery simulator"
It is the first and only honest open world game with no pretenses about what it is.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:33:41 PM
No.713352089
>>713350348
This woman is possessed. I’ve had a feeling since that thing she did for the guy who directed Christopher Walken in the Fatboy Slim video
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:34:51 PM
No.713352151
>>713351979
You build transport networks in this game though.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:35:31 PM
No.713352194
>>713353121
>>713325602 (OP)
holy shit bros, it looks so good
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:38:05 PM
No.713352363
>>713352521
>>713352838
I did not play the first DS, but I was under the impression that fighting/causing death had some kind of consequence. The trailers for the second game have been showing a lot of direct battle. Did something change, or was my impression wrong?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:40:53 PM
No.713352521
>>713352363
Yeah. Kojima felt pressured to add more combat and did so accordingly. Stealth and ignoring combat are still options, though. Probably not for everything, like the first game, but most of the encounters.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:40:59 PM
No.713352529
>>713325726
OP, with his complete lack or IRL knowledge BTFO by Kojima-sans autistic research
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:42:05 PM
No.713352606
>>713325726
Just like chiggen
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:44:05 PM
No.713352741
I liked the first one but it got old pretty fast.
Would unironically have been better as a sandbox game without a story where you slowly build up better transport links across a huge map.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:45:31 PM
No.713352838
>>713352363
You had non-lethal versions of all guns in the first game so I'm like ???????? When people say they couldn't fight enemies.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:50:19 PM
No.713353121
>>713353754
>>713352194
this is my favorite teaser yet. The animation of the BB freezing as Sam hooks up to it is so kino
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:53:01 PM
No.713353317
>>713325602 (OP)
i just got death stranding directors cut
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:59:40 PM
No.713353729
>>713353820
>>713340637
Isnt killing wrong and very dangerous in this world?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:00:03 PM
No.713353754
>>713353121
who is the new bb if lou is grown up?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:01:06 PM
No.713353820
>>713353729
theyre robots
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:02:19 PM
No.713353905
>>713354028
>>713346142
Didn't find the new private room as comfy.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:03:32 PM
No.713353978
>>713325726
Ty for this post, OP is a dumbass and doesn't know that weight distribution backpacks exist.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:04:22 PM
No.713354028
>>713354198
>>713353905
the DS1 private room wasn't comfy either, I think its deliberate it's a sterile shitty room with a shitty bed
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:04:31 PM
No.713354042
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:06:49 PM
No.713354198
>>713354765
>>713354028
Perhaps not the beginning, but later it grew on me. BB right in front of you, a panel with your guns and suit. A little table with the energy drink etc. Maybe this one will be better if we get to customize the background image.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:13:50 PM
No.713354676
>>713327089
the next one with a tranny won't by default
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:15:09 PM
No.713354765
>>713354198
DS2 will have the Magellan private room as well which should be more personalized for Sam. You can rest there when you connect the area and bring in the ship.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:31:19 PM
No.713355938
>>713357184
>>713325602 (OP)
>Fragile be like
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:48:27 PM
No.713357184
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:49:23 PM
No.713357249
>>713339114
nah you're projecting your npc mindset onto others. I hadn't played a single kojima game before death stranding. grow up, moron
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:59:08 PM
No.713357908
Hope OP learnt it's lesson
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:02:31 PM
No.713358164
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:05:17 PM
No.713358363
>>713325602 (OP)
Don't see how it's unrealistic. You don't have to tighten the back so tight that it moves 1 to 1 with your body.
I know I used to wear my backpack loose.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:18:33 PM
No.713359349
>>713325602 (OP)
What a peak fucking gameplay. Can't wait to play it in case i have an insomnia.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:19:24 PM
No.713359421
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:24:27 PM
No.713359770
>another Japanese game coming out
>another horde of chink shitposts that will try and fail to bring it down
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:39:39 PM
No.713360896
>>713325726
OP bros...
We were humiliated...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:05:54 PM
No.713362791
>>713325726
The weight of the mechanism seems like it'd offset by the weight saved by it.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:11:01 PM
No.713363158
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:21:08 PM
No.713363968
>>713345574
Having to drag a car across inhospitable terrain without roads with winches, floats, etc. is a cool concept for a game, Darién Gap type stuff.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:28:20 PM
No.713364550
>>713325726
OP as usual proven wrong and thus a faggot