>>719190373
Kojima has good taste in men

He won.

>>535304997
>You’ll stop being Bill and become Ballard
woah...yuzhong outdid himself again

>>150144852
>>150144918
Kojimbo would heem you, I fear.

there's only ONE man who can save halo

>>3803987
I saw the vg post and it blew my mind

>>715111750
Kojima is simply the GOAT.

el steve jobs de los videojuegos

>30 minute cutscene of us arriving at the beach to save Tomorrow from Higgs, easily conveys what is happening and what you're about to be doing.
>Gameplay starts
>"Okay, Sam, we are now on the beach. While the DHV Magellan is distracting the BTs, we can get out of harm's way and hopefully find Tomorrow, who is probably waiting for us. Yes, Sam, that's right, we came here for Tomorrow. As you might recall, she was kidnapped by Higgs, the primary antagonist of the video game Death Stranding 2 - On the Beach. And speaking of Higgs, there's a chance we'll encounter him too, since he is the one who kidnapped Tomorrow and brought her to this beach in an effort to trigger the Last Stranding, as you might recall. Anyway Sam, be prepared to potentially face off against Higgs, the person responsible for this impending calamity, and settle your differences with him. As you might recall, you and him don't quite see eye to eye about a lot of things."

Dollman is the western video game design virus infecting Kojima's brain.

what is this...DS2 seething general or something?

>>714880812
by hideo kojima

>>714779092
>2h cutscene of us arriving at the beach to save Tomorrow from Higgs, strongly conveys what is happening and what you're about to be doing.
>Gameplay starts
>"Okay, Sam, we are now on the beach. While the DHV Magellan is distracting the BTs, we can get out of harm's way and hopefully find Tomorrow, who is probably waiting for us. Yes, Samy that's right, we came here for Tomorrow, as you might recall, she was kidnapped by Higgs. And speaking of Higgs, there's a chance that we'll encounter him too, since he is the one who kidnapped Tomorrow and brought her to this beach to trigger the Last Stranding, as you might recall. Anyways Sam, be prepared to potentially face off against Higgs, the person responsible for this situation, and settle your differences with him. Cause as you might recall, you and him are not in agreement about a lot of things."

>>714371931
It’s supposed to be both. Kojima wants to present himself as an intellectual but he also wants to have fun and do goofy shit now and then, like the Conan and Pekora cameos. MGSV wasn’t much different. Honestly, this is much better than just having a story that takes itself seriously the entire way through, that shit drags after awhile

>>714274526
He... He looks like me..

He's built like me... I... thank you

>>714228535
>Have you APOLOGISED to our guy yet?
Nope. I don't have to, because I never lost faith in God Emperor Kojimbo. I even pre-ordered DS2. :)

By the way, Drive is a really good movie. Watch it.

>>714186320
virgin alert!

>>714160236
3D scanning by: Hideo Kojima

>>714005867
>Kojima thinks that is a good meal
No wonder he looks like this now lmao

>>713953063
Death Stranding is fun as shit and very addictive, then he made Death Stranding 2, which is even better.

Kojima is truly the Michelangelo of vidya.

I have thought of a streamerbait game, the streamer moves on a map, similar to heroes of might and magic, where they fight enemies, do quests etc, they can recruit troops in cities, the troops recruited are viewers, the viewers make a character beforehand, then the streamer recruits the viewers into their army, if the streamer wins fights the viewer's characters in the army earn items, money and exp, they can sell and buy items in towns, and level up with exp, with choices of different classes at specific levels, like having tank classes, dps, melee, healer etc, the streamer could tell viewers that they need more healers, so people pick healer classes, during fighter viewer characters also die at random, like if you have 100 soldiers, fight a dragon, losing 30 soldiers then 30 viewer characters get deleted, then they can make a new level 1 character that the streamer can recruit in the town again, the streamer would also have army levels and different abilities and passives for the army, the goal is killing 4 boss enemies on the map then killing the end boss that then gets unlocked, game cost 10 dollars to buy

>>713660352
>You hand the direction to the mocap director and fuck off and do drugs or something
That's not how Hideo Kojima works.

Did you know? In 1996, Hideo Kojima invented this thing called "Chat Bot".

It's funny because they fight but they are actually friends and chill at the end. The reason this upsets the /v/edditor is because all he knows is to bait, bicker and argue. He doesn't know what friendly banter and friendship is. So seeing two men go from fighting to being friends is an alien and scary concept for him.

>SAVES GAMING
>SAVES /V/
>DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH
How can one man be so based?

>>713413981
Filtered. You need to aerate Kojima's semen before consuming it.

>>713370081
You worship him too much

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>508266616
IT'S OVER

>>713079693
He's basically a MULE. Kinda like gacha paypigs, except instead of being hungry for anime tiddies, Kojima's cock.

The GOAT has spoken.

>>712625880
You sound mad. :)

>>712534827
Why are you so mad at Kojima nigga?

No, I will not visit your channel to find out.

ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE US NOW

>>712437385
KNEEL

>>712341026
>DS1 was made in 3 years with a skeleton crew.
Less than 3 years actually. Quite a feat with a core team size of about 50 people.