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How the fuck does Kojima do it? And how can I pre-order this for PC?

Finally pregnant women in gaming

>>714181725 (OP)
So all three of them are preggers? Do their bellies grow overtime?

>>714181725 (OP)
>Two white girls and a pregnant Asian girl doing silly things
Kojima can't be stopped

>>714183383
Yes and you can photograph the entire process. They also show feet.

>>714181725 (OP)
The man who invented melting ice cubes has just invented pregnancy

>>714183607
Holy shit, now I have to get this game.

>>714183607
>>714183383
This a joke or are you being dead serious, I can't tell.

Kojima invented white women

>>714183383
their bellies grow over time yes it's an entire mechanic this game has a lot of fetish bait

>>714181725 (OP)
The facial animations are actually pretty top notch work. Like it's actually impressive how big of a jump it is between the first and second game.

remarkable.
shame on me for ever doubting hideous kojumbo.

6 months then a director's cuck edition

>>714183864
The game has some negative reviews for "objectifying women"

>>714184040
That doesn't answer what I asked

>>714184101
Yes it is serious, you have a small group of preg women and there is a photography minigame.

>>714184040
Anti woke? Even better.

>>714184153
I fucking KNEEL

>>714181725 (OP)
This is just uncomfortable to look at lmao

>>714184313
Agreed. Knowing I can't touch them is very uncomfortable...

>>714185081
Fucking lmao dude

>>714184253
>Anti woke?
It's woke.

What a fucking stupid, dumb faggot waste of dev resources to develop a le heckin cuterino celebrity worship photomode simulator. The fuck happened to the guy who made MGS3?

>>714185669
>having a minigame where you photograph pregnant white and asian women and make them show their feet to you is...... le wake!!!

>>714183607
>They also show feet.
If this was true this board would bebfilled with feet shit from this game. No that cutscene doesn't count

>>714186003
The part where you have to watch a naked black man dance for several minutes is pretty woke.

>>714185983
Jokes on you, he got to spend forty hours making whores do retarded poses

>>714185983
>What a fucking stupid, dumb faggot waste of dev resources to develop a le heckin cuterino celebrity worship photomode simulator. The fuck happened to the guy who made Snatcher?

>>714181725 (OP)
sex with the hot preggo goblin

>>714181725 (OP)
No one is probably more excited for nude mods than Kojima himself but you have to wait, licensing deals cover a certain amount of time

Hot but at the same time I really really want to say that this is slutty and gay as fuck without sounding like that annoying feminist GameSpot piece

>>714184040
>It is OK to show closeups of Norman Reedus's bare ass, and the rest of his body except his nuts and shaft taking a shower
>It is NOT OK to show a womans bare feet
The games are legitimately fetish bait for women
>Rough tough guy carrying all your groceries and clothes on his back climbing a mountain
>Then he takes a real long piss
>Then he takes a shower, camera panning to his six pack, cuts and bruises because hes a guy who can take a beating and deal some!
Never take womens complains seriously

>>714181725 (OP)
Teeth are still absolutely fucked.
Has any "realistic" game ever done teeth right?

>>714181725 (OP)
I haven't played DS2 but this pregnant asian is making me feel funny

>>714186156
>comparing a fun mode that a dev made in an afternoon to a simping simulator that probably took months and millions of dollars from Sony
you stupid nigger

>>714186964
>a fun mode that a dev made in an afternoon
Required making a unique item, a unique character model, and a unique room
>to a simping simulator that probably took months and millions of dollars from Sony
Utilized existing mechanics and character models. Only addition was likely the mocap which would take a day or two to implement.

>>714181725 (OP)
>how can I pre-order this for PC?
Nobody tells him!

>>714186964
>probably took months and millions of dollars from Sony
holy based

>>714181725 (OP)
So E33 and Death Stranding 2 can have models that can be both realistic and pretty, why does everybody else fail at that?

>>714183383
Tomorrow is your daughter you sick fuck.

>>714187638
need to spend 1.2 billion dollars and 2 years making them just the right amount of ugly

>>714181725 (OP)
playstation truly can produce mind-boggling effects

>>714181725 (OP)
uhhh why do they look like the actual actresses instead of dudes in drag? I've been told mocapping female is literally impossible?!?

>>714188359
That's the xbox project that kojimbles is doing with Hunter Schaffer.

>>714187694
Would you fucking stop, I can only get so hard.

>>714181725 (OP)
fucking gross, glad I haven't been /v/ for month b4 spicbeanerscambots spamming shitstranding 24/7

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/H7dy0iNF7-0

>>714181725 (OP)
Snapped the picture as soon as Tomorrow lifted up her arm and showed pit

I can’t believe Elle is not barefoot in the photo mode minigame, Kojimbo is a fucking coward

>>714195072
kek

>>714181725 (OP)
I never thought that Lea would EVER mog Elle, yet here we are.

>>714181725 (OP)
>zooms in on the tranny
typical gaymur

>>714203125
you are mentally ill

>>714186508
The teeth look good to me. Mama's teeth looking weird was a big graphical criticism in DS1, so it was the first thing I checked for. Rainy does nothing but smile so they're obviously satisfied with the results.

>>714186071
sir, that is minstrelsy

>>714186071
No it is not

>>714207190
>>714208114
Naaaah, this is just woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8iVs8i2wfw

>>714181725 (OP)
Punch pregnant women.

>>714181725 (OP)
>you can kiss me now, anon. I'm waiting.
Your response?

>>714181725 (OP)
Fragile and Rainy walked by Sam's room on the Magellan, after Sam got up and was drinking chiral tea. They greeted each other with their real names which are Amy and Tamara. Their voices were muffled though, but I believe that is correct.

>>714211332
Id give her a good peck on the lips

I just got to this part, thanks Kojimbo!

>>714214456
she is so perfect

>>714181725 (OP)
>And how can I pre-order this for PC?

>>714181725 (OP)
Not gonna lie, the face work is top notch. I don't wanna fuck any of these hags but great work on the face animation kojinigger

>>714181725 (OP)
>that obvious linear interpolation when she goes from smiling back to neutral at 0:05
oof
Still impressive overall

>>714216802
feels like it stuttered and stalled on the smile and should never have entered the neutral face state at all

>>714216791
Kojima and Chris Roberts are the only two autistic enough to get the faces right in their work to this level, while also knowing enough "real" celebs to put in their games to make it worthwhile.

>>714181725 (OP)
More more more more mooooooooooooooooore

>>714216640
PCsistahs... not like this!!

did they improve the gameplay at all in 2?

>>714181725 (OP)
The chick in the middle looks kinda mid to me but something about her face fills me with sexual desire.

>>714186508
lea seydoux has a tooth gap

>>714181725 (OP)
the one in the left looks like michael jackson

God I cannot wait for the flood of rule 34

>>714181725 (OP)
Can I take pictures of these whores feet?
I’ve been trying to get an answer to this for days to determine whether or not to buy it.

>>714224952
No kojima's head pops up every time you try

Reggie LeDoux looks great but Elle looks uncanny. The hair doesn't work he should have given them all short hair. Also Elle's mouth looks weird like an old granny's

>>714225291
I don’t know if you realize how brilliant this would actually be.
Memes are the DNA of the soul, after all.

Spoilers for the end of the game don't click unless you don't care

I'm sad Fragile is dead... was hoping I would get to talk to her more in post game...

>>714183383

No he most likely just wanted to see that asian chick pregnant exclusively for his nighttime jorkin sessions

>>714226061
shit, so do I

I’m so fucking lonely bros…

>>714226061
i get it

>>714184040
>Women perform their biological functions
>OBJECTIFICATION!!!!
Seriously it's like we've gone so far against the natural laws of nature people forget that yes we are mammals that are supposed to procreate. Such an insidious form of social Darwinism. They'll have no choice but to grow babies in vats soon enough a la brave new world.

>>714203125
She isn't a tranny. You're thinking of the "chick" in Kojima's other game, OD.

>>714211882
>They greeted each other with their real names
Wait, so all the stupid names are just code names?

>>714186378
Is Kojima secretly gay as fuck or this game is aimed at your local fujo landwhale?

I love how these threads prove that Kojima's shovelware is just "How do you do fellow gamers™" because literally no one talks about gameplay.

>>714223957
Do you think all the woman actors know?

>>714227187
Gameplay?

>>714181725 (OP)
why is one of them pregnant? why is she asian? why am I hard?

>>714181725 (OP)
Elle Fanning getting her pussy blown out by werewolves when

>>714227362
>why is one of them pregnant?
Because Death Stranding is a pro-life game.

Who stranded death again?

I thought that american tranny was in the game because of how much it got spammed here recently.

>>714227520
it's death that's stranding

even debra wilson looks ok, not great but ok

Japanese people are so good at making everyone forget how shit their writing at compelling stories by using enticing sex objects for consumers to goon to

>>714184023
>6 months then a director's cuck edition
I'd rather have a DLC to be honest.

Day 1 purchase. Make it happen, Kojimbo.

>>714184023
Director's Cut was just the PS5 upgrade for DS1, a lot of late PS4 games had expanded versions on PS5. It won't happen again unless the PS6 is releasing soon.

>>714227421
kek

>>714227954
D' cut was nearly 2 years later which would make the ps5 nearly 7y/o
it's possible

How much do I have left if I just brought the Eastern Environmental Observatory online?

>>714181725 (OP)
Have you APOLOGISED to our guy yet?

>>714228371
Probably depends if the PS6 is in as such dire straights as PS5 was. Sony paid developers to make PS5 exclusive DLC for PS4 games in order to try and give a reason to buy a PS5 because no devs had games ready for it due to the scamdemic so it was a way to cover the lull and move units.

>>714228535
>Have you APOLOGISED to our guy yet?
Nope. I don't have to, because I never lost faith in God Emperor Kojimbo. I even pre-ordered DS2. :)

By the way, Drive is a really good movie. Watch it.

>>714228985
kojima desktop buddy when

>>714227829
This Elle Fanning was prior the votox injections of her cheekbones now she looks like she hitted the wall already

>>714181725 (OP)
fuck the facecap what about the footcap?

>>714228361
[A Hideo Kojima Gape]

This game was kino of the highest order. I loved it.GOTY

>>714229593
weirdo

>>714230293
stfu gay nigger

>>714229503
>hitted

>jap game
>and by the way remember to have children!

>>714230767
kekd when the declining birth rate was brought up in-game

>>714186964
>a simping simulator that probably took months and millions of dollars from Sony
Wasting corpo dollars on your fetish is based as fuck

>>714227187
it's a ps5 exclusive so most of the people here talking about it haven't played yet

>>714230767
Don't do that. Instead goon to my scanned hollywood celebs and remember to buy the deluxe edition!

People laugh at me for having 2 cargo grabbers on my truck. They just don't know

nude mods when

>>714181725 (OP)
buy an ad

>>714181725 (OP)
I'm 100% certain Kojima did some lewd stuff with these

>>714181725 (OP)
You get the asian pregnant right?

>>714226564
God Lea looks so cute with this hairstyle. Especially when she's wearing the barret.

>>714181725 (OP)
Wow, another marketing campaign wave of spam threads, all authorized and deliberately sanctioned by paid-off mods btw

>>714181725 (OP)
>How the fuck does Kojima do it
he uses UE5s metahuman

imagine sucking off the entirety of hollywood and THIS is the "hottest" actress that you could get lmao

>>714181725 (OP)
I want Kojima to die in a fire after making this gay ass girl boss faggot shit

>>714232886
"actress hot" is ugly, cute is good.

>>714232950
shes not cute either looks like a wine aunt

>>714183637
>The man who invented melting ice cubes has just invented pregnancy
Japan is saved!

>>714226061
based Kojima

>>714232997
extremely cute. you couldn't mistake her for extremely sexy but she's the kind of slightly ugly that doesn't cause disgust. like a cute ugly dog only a girl that needs to develop a personality.

>>714232886
She is just mid, but Kojima likes her and that is good enough for me.

We also have Elle Fanning and the Asian chick to look at, and that is good enough for (me).

>>714233890
The preggo chick ended up turning me over to being attracted to pregnant women, it also helps that she's cute pregnant and not disgusting carrying a beach ball in your womb pregnant

>>714186964
>millions of dollars
Oh no! Think of the millions of dollars!

>>714234113
Based, but also cringe since huge round bellies on pregnant women are awesome if the woman isn’t fat herself.

>>714234435
I just don't see the appeal in picrel, I'm sorry anon

>>714234435
If you actually ever had sex with a pregnant woman, then you change your mind pretty fast. Pregnant women whine a lot and are not very flexible and often in pain. I didn't even touch my wife during the last two months of her pregnancies.

>>714183607
holy based

>>714235746
>ermmm actually
who cares

>>714235746
What were you expecting from a /v/irgin, that only ever learned how to fap to porn?

>>714235746
Ranjeet doesn't nurture, he only rapes.

>>714234435
>>714235836

>>714210804
only if the baby is white

ok but let's talk about the good stuff, how much skin can Elle's model show?
lewdest pics from the photo mode or whatever this shits called?
i ask cause i don't play video games or watch gameplays

>>714235746
>he doesn't love his wife
Not very cash money of you

RAINDROPS ARE FALLIN ON MY HEAD

>>714232886
hollywood hags are always fugly, they're only considered "hot" by gullible normgroids because hollyjew has invested 6 gorillion dollars into propaganda

>>714186003
>>714186071
>no, x is le woke
>no, le pee pee poo poo is le pee pee poo poo
It's hilarious watching normgroids struggle to decipher the world using the language the elites gave them.

>>714235746
>muh condom broke
this isn't facebook

>>714227147
Both. However in his defense Kojima appreciates the aesthetics of the male and female body, hence why his games have no uglies in them.

>>714230767
Jap media always goes over the top with tropes and memes. Watch one shonen jump slop and you've experienced everything jap culture has to offer. Muh samurai harakiri duty power of friendship pay your taxes forgive your enemies individuality bad we are all bugmen yadda yadda. But I guess the recent demographic collapse is a new meme in Asian countries, which until now have fucked sucked and reproduced like cockroaches.

>>714239746
Every game he's ever made is about daddy issues. He's admitted to that.
His issues have lead to faggotry, infantilism (kidult/manchild behavior), and an obsession with other forms of male-to-male connections (like brotherhood, friendship, mentors).
It speaks to /v/aggots because most /v/aggots come from broken families. It also speaks to japs who have had absent, workaholic parents.

they look like shit

I love how angry Kojima makes people, it cracks me up.

>>714240502
Same

>>714228916
Setting this aside, MGS4 and MGSV are the only big games Kojima's ever made that didn't get some kind of expanded re-release, and he considers director's cut to be the -stance version of DS1. For no other reason than that DS2 getting one is pretty likely
It wouldn't look great on Sam probably but not being able to get Neil's bandana is criminal

I'll stick to anime I think.

>>714229503
she got bongified

>>714233890
she looks pretty hot with the gold makeup

Kojima has been making games 1987 so obviously he has more experience than basically anyone

>>714229503
Came out of her shell as prime anglo slam pig.

>>714181725 (OP)
They're disgusting to look at. The teeth, mouth movement, fake skin crease, etc.
I hate facecap shit.

Is there a way to disable other player's contributions to the auto-pavers?
I know there is a setting to disable player buildings, but every time I connect a new settlement to the Chiral Network it instant-completes the road and I never need to actually hike again...

Bros should I do “only some” instead of share everything? I connect shit to the network and everything was already done for me. There’s 0 struggle.

>>714235746
Return to reddit literal faggot.

>>714246850
What do you mean? Like bridges n shid already placed by other people?

>>714235746
Depends on the woman, some get really horny for some reason and some refuse to be touched.

Hormones be crazy