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Anonymous No.714553679 >>714553794 >>714553873 >>714553905 >>714553921 >>714554128 >>714554235 >>714554280 >>714555139 >>714556275 >>714556686 >>714561064 >>714562786 >>714565698 >>714566127 >>714566532 >>714567729 >>714569359 >>714569475 >>714569685 >>714571410 >>714572194
Post IRL boss fights
Anonymous No.714553748 >>714561283 >>714565369 >>714566465 >>714572320
i don get it
Anonymous No.714553794 >>714553823 >>714553841 >>714559907 >>714562652 >>714562983 >>714571279
>>714553679 (OP)
what games does he play?
Anonymous No.714553823
>>714553794
Dying to trains
Anonymous No.714553841 >>714553930
>>714553794
Subway Surfers
Anonymous No.714553858 >>714569740
i wish I can block posters based off their country
Anonymous No.714553873
>>714553679 (OP)
Is the first indian man who could afford a train ticket?
saucy No.714553905
>>714553679 (OP)
>mfw the boss theme kicks in

https://youtu.be/nF12Vf_IfBU
Anonymous No.714553906
pajeets are a living clown race
Anonymous No.714553921 >>714553968 >>714554169 >>714554282 >>714561240 >>714563968 >>714565796 >>714566076 >>714566127 >>714568248 >>714572118
>>714553679 (OP)
>final boss is subtly foreshadowed in the opening chapter
saucy No.714553930
>>714553841
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
Anonymous No.714553968
>>714553921
>the way he looks back
holy fucking kek
Anonymous No.714554128
>>714553679 (OP)
No......
The Redeemer............
Anonymous No.714554169
>>714553921
Peak environmental storytelling
Anonymous No.714554235
>>714553679 (OP)
He's tamed the streetshitters natural enemy, truly no google play card is safe
Anonymous No.714554280 >>714555110
>>714553679 (OP)
Why didn't the train kill him? What the fuck?
Anonymous No.714554282
>>714553921
Holy kino
Anonymous No.714554942 >>714564168 >>714567560
They have stands now?!
What's this one called?Brown thunder?
Anonymous No.714555035 >>714556725 >>714559172 >>714561328 >>714564462 >>714568450 >>714569575 >>714572146
Anonymous No.714555110
>>714554280
he's the stand of the sentient train.
Anonymous No.714555139 >>714555153
>>714553679 (OP)
Anonymous No.714555141 >>714557072 >>714567590 >>714568983
Anonymous No.714555153
>>714555139
KEK
Anonymous No.714556275
>>714553679 (OP)
has he tried wearing clothes that actually fit him?
Anonymous No.714556686
>>714553679 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUotNxlI1dE
Anonymous No.714556725
>>714555035
I don't care for this remake of A Clockwork Orange.
Anonymous No.714557072 >>714561394
>>714555141
he's training for the special olympics i see
Anonymous No.714557131 >>714571943
Anonymous No.714559172
>>714555035
I hope to be white, but not like this.
Anonymous No.714559907
>>714553794
Crapcom presents Street Shitter
Anonymous No.714561064 >>714564951 >>714571320
>>714553679 (OP)
Anonymous No.714561127 >>714561365 >>714566605
Anonymous No.714561191 >>714561467 >>714564773 >>714565709 >>714567347
Anonymous No.714561240
>>714553921
I thought they killed bin laden?
Anonymous No.714561242 >>714561476 >>714564081 >>714572086
Anonymous No.714561283 >>714562197
>>714553748
he survived trains in india so he is very strong
Anonymous No.714561295 >>714561679 >>714564081
Anonymous No.714561328
>>714555035
>do this
Anonymous No.714561365
>>714561127
is he ok?
Anonymous No.714561394
>>714557072
more like the darwin awards
Anonymous No.714561467 >>714562501 >>714572175
>>714561191
>public transportation is better goyim
Anonymous No.714561476 >>714561547 >>714561571 >>714561645 >>714561957 >>714562002 >>714562965 >>714563248 >>714569820 >>714572271
>>714561242
Man, I've never understood how this works. Do they all just carry TP on them at all times in case they need to shit? Or do they just shit and don't wipe, and deal with itchy shit ass for the rest of the day? What the fuck are the logistics
Anonymous No.714561547
>>714561476
>implying
pajeets dont understand the concept of hygiene
Anonymous No.714561571 >>714561668
>>714561476
They use their piss to wash their asses
Anonymous No.714561645
>>714561476
they use their "shit hand"
the one they don't shake with
Anonymous No.714561668 >>714561983
>>714561571
That just adds more questions. What do they use to catch the piss? Is it just their hands? I can't handle this
Anonymous No.714561679 >>714563187
>>714561295
Looked it up, the shit that damaged the tracks was not the one from people who shat on them, but from the toilets of the trains.
Yes, indian trains discard shit directly on the tracks instead of having a container
Anonymous No.714561721 >>714561882 >>714569703
Anonymous No.714561835 >>714562401 >>714564307 >>714565308 >>714566048 >>714566562 >>714566612 >>714569093
Me and entire village enjoying new AAA game
Anonymous No.714561882
>>714561721
she would get raped if she fell asleep on a jeety train
Anonymous No.714561957
>>714561476
>Or do they just shit and don't wipe
Correct
I've even seen Indians on X try to use "ass wiper" as an insult
Anonymous No.714561983
>>714561668
They use eachother's hands.
Anonymous No.714562002
>>714561476
They use their left hand, i shit you not.
Anonymous No.714562197 >>714562762 >>714562876 >>714562960 >>714563202 >>714563503 >>714565181 >>714565310 >>714565335 >>714565996 >>714566594 >>714566725 >>714567605 >>714567668 >>714570943 >>714571245
>>714561283
This but unironically
Anonymous No.714562401
>>714561835
gamepass players be like damn look at these numbers
Anonymous No.714562501 >>714564284
>>714561467
>dumb mutt copes with having zero proper infrastructure that isn't a long concrete tube from his mcmansion to his wagie cage by pretending that public transportation in developed countries is anything like in india
look up asian countries like Taiwan, China, South Korea or even yurop with its fairly outdated shit
it'll feel like you're a full century behind, Jamal
Anonymous No.714562652
>>714553794
tung tung tung sahur runner
Anonymous No.714562762
>>714562197
What a fucking stupid way to die.
Anonymous No.714562786 >>714562863 >>714572337
>>714553679 (OP)
Indians are the type of people who would get a tattoo of Stewie Griffen holding a machine gun on their arm and think that shits cool.

The perfect low IQ simpleton who would eat up a plate full of mediocre shit just because it had a cool camera pan in it and one Divinci Resolve effect.

Its amazing how they function.
Anonymous No.714562863 >>714563039
>>714562786
>says while posting normieslop le funny white man humor
Anonymous No.714562876
>>714562197
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SIGN-SAMA
Anonymous No.714562950 >>714562986
do you think all these indians are getting isekai'd somewhere after getting hit by trains?
Anonymous No.714562960
>>714562197
...Was he okay?
Anonymous No.714562965 >>714567958
>>714561476
Anonymous No.714562983
>>714553794
(You)r favorite game.
Anonymous No.714562986
>>714562950
Reincarnated into insects and rodents, I'd hope
Anonymous No.714563039 >>714569164
>>714562863
And now you truly understand white mans humor, it has multiple layers.
Anonymous No.714563187 >>714563529
>>714561679
Somehow I find this even more embarrassing for them.
Anonymous No.714563202
>>714562197
fucking kek, love that he tried to punch/push the sign out of the way all hard without looking like a badass and that force whipping back at him is what took out his knee and caused everything.
Anonymous No.714563248
>>714561476
Rub some dirt on it and you're good to go
Anonymous No.714563383
It's cultural.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut
>The first European description of this festival is found in a thirteenth-century account by the Late Medieval Franciscan friar and missionary Odoric of Pordenone, who describes Hindus, as a religious sacrifice, casting themselves under the wheels of these huge chariots and being crushed to death.
Anonymous No.714563503
>>714562197
>goes around the sign
>on the wrong side
Why are pajeets like this?
Anonymous No.714563529
>>714563187
kek true
Anonymous No.714563689 >>714563784 >>714563981 >>714564604 >>714567638
why is this now anti indian thread
Anonymous No.714563770
You should post that one where a jeet gets folder like a paper sheet by an elephant.
Anonymous No.714563784
>>714563689
>now
Anonymous No.714563968
>>714553921
IT'S COOL GUY
Anonymous No.714563981 >>714564031 >>714564452 >>714566893
>>714563689
this entire board is nothing but retards
Anonymous No.714564031
>>714563981
SAAR IM SORRY PLEASE
Anonymous No.714564081 >>714564195 >>714564345 >>714564624 >>714569786
>>714561295
>>714561242
How do they wipe though

Its not like theyre carrying a roll of toilet paper in their pockets at all times is it
Anonymous No.714564096 >>714564185 >>714564468 >>714565610
>irl health potion
Anonymous No.714564168 >>714566481
>>714554942
at a glance the guy in the reflection looks like solid snake
Anonymous No.714564185
>>714564096
jesus christ it's like watching gore
Anonymous No.714564195 >>714564345
>>714564081
>wipe
nice meme
Anonymous No.714564284 >>714566149 >>714572334
>>714562501
YOU VILL GET MUGGED IN THE TRAIN BY MOROCCAN THUGS
YOU VILL BE STUCK LIKE SARDINES DURING RUSH HOUR AND GET MOLESTED BY A JAPANESE SALARYMAN
Anonymous No.714564307
>>714561835
>paying extra to sit on the red carpet dirt
Anonymous No.714564320 >>714567000
>split screen co-op
Anonymous No.714564345 >>714564467 >>714564560 >>714564702 >>714564956
>>714564195
>>714564081
So they just go about their day with their ass itching from all the smeared shit still stuck in there?

Or do they do carpet-wipe like a dog on nearest available surface

Im just interested in the mechanics of how shitting on a street work without necessary utensils to make the process agreeable for the shitter
Anonymous No.714564452
>>714563981
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous No.714564462
>>714555035
TomΓ‘s Shelbinho
Anonymous No.714564467 >>714564538 >>714564919 >>714569873
>>714564345
you only need to wipe if your diet is shit
Anonymous No.714564468
>>714564096
Why the FUCK are they eating off the floor? I can understand not having a table, but have some fucking plates and utensils, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.714564538
>>714564467
saar
Anonymous No.714564560 >>714568585
>>714564345
If your diet is good you have wipeless shits. Gay guys drink psyllium husk powder + water to achieve these so they can have spontaneous anal whenever they want.
Anonymous No.714564604
>>714563689
It is a moral duty to make non-European ESLs feel unwelcome in online spaces.
Anonymous No.714564624
>>714564081
They use their hand and think this makes them superior to people who use toilet paper.
Anonymous No.714564702
>>714564345
I feel like I haven't seen that reaction image in a long time and it really takes me back. Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.714564773 >>714565032 >>714565137 >>714565521 >>714567754 >>714571450
>>714561191
I don't get why rich people want Europe and America to look like this.
Anonymous No.714564786
>indian survival horror
Anonymous No.714564919
>>714564467
and everyone knows curries, yogurt and naan give you the best possible shits
Anonymous No.714564951
>>714561064
>when you nail that 10 pin spare
Anonymous No.714564956
>>714564345
Given that the average Indian apparently poops more than 5 times a day I'd say that their shit is closer to the liquid side, so probably sticks to their ass less or something.
Anonymous No.714565032
>>714564773
Rich people don't use public transportation or live in cities. They live in mansions in the hills outside of cities, and keep a penthouse that takes up an entire floor of an apartment building for when they're forced to be there.
Anonymous No.714565137 >>714565359
>>714564773
I'd wager a lot of them just see it as cheap, disposable, wildly sycophantic labor, while not realising that jeets only kiss ass because they think sucking up to the boss man means he won't notice that they can't actually do the job they were hired for.
Anonymous No.714565181
>>714562197
kwab
poo in the choo
Anonymous No.714565308
>>714561835
That's what hell looks like
Anonymous No.714565310 >>714566878
>>714562197
>Respect the hundreds of tons vehicle moving at extreme speeds right next to me as a lethal threat?
>respect danger in general?
>naw move out of my way dumb sign
the funniest part is he could've just waited ten seconds and been fine like a person with even a fraction of survival instinct would've. or he could've climbed over the sign.
but no had to put force into an object that would rebound into him next to a train moving at speed.
I wonder what video game character death would best represent this clip.
Anonymous No.714565335
>>714562197
it's crazy that I've seen so many videos of people punching or kicking signs only to have the sign hit them back in a comical way. but seeing it result in a very brutal death really is something.
Anonymous No.714565359 >>714565465
>>714565137
>they think sucking up to the boss man means he won't notice that they can't actually do the job they were hired for.
In fairness to the jeets this really does work about 80% of the time in about 90% of corporate environments. There's so many fucking people everywhere that it's very easy to slip through the cracks in management and get by doing basically nothing all day. Corpos are aware of this and it's a big part of why they're so hot for AI.
Anonymous No.714565369
>>714553748
He got filtered to hell.
Anonymous No.714565465
>>714565359
seconding this. nothing blackpilled me more than getting into the professional space and realizing that *at least* 50% of my coworkers are completely incompetent, superfluous, and economically unneccessary at all times. i thought it was a fluke at my first real salaried position but it's been consistent across 20 years and counting of my career so far.
Anonymous No.714565521
>>714564773
They love poor people so much they want there to be a lot more of them.
Anonymous No.714565586 >>714565725 >>714566108 >>714566695 >>714568728 >>714568885 >>714569304 >>714571927 >>714572031
Anonymous No.714565610
>>714564096
filthy subhumans
Anonymous No.714565648 >>714565816 >>714566804 >>714567081
when will indians gain self awareness and realize how stupid they look when they try to film themselves being "badass"?
Anonymous No.714565665
Anonymous No.714565698 >>714565932
>>714553679 (OP)
>boss fight is a pure numbers check
Anonymous No.714565709
>>714561191
How do they even get off at their stop if they're packed in like this?
Anonymous No.714565724 >>714566770 >>714567320 >>714569808
Anonymous No.714565725
>>714565586
this bitch is having a complete mental breakdown goddamn
Anonymous No.714565796
>>714553921
is that altair?
Anonymous No.714565803 >>714565868 >>714566153 >>714566360
Anonymous No.714565816
>>714565648
Never. They still think that people run away from them due to how cool they are. Unable to notice the flies and the smell of rotten shit that lingers around them.
Anonymous No.714565868
>>714565803
That's a troon, right? I genuinely can't tell
Anonymous No.714565932
>>714565698
The internet used to be so magical. It's only downhill from here.
Anonymous No.714565996
>>714562197
Someone needs to do indian sigma male phonk edit. Damn that sign punch was badass
Anonymous No.714566048
>>714561835
>eats slop off the ground like the filthy animals they are
>said slop is served by a shit stained unwashed hand scooping it out of essentially a big bucket
How can they live like this?
Anonymous No.714566076
>>714553921
GOD WILLS THIS CRUSADE....BUT HE HAS ABANDONED YOU
Anonymous No.714566083 >>714566436
Why the train track though?
Surely there's a better place to poop?
Anonymous No.714566108 >>714571069
>>714565586
>white woman harassing jeets
Now i've seen everything
Anonymous No.714566127
>>714553679 (OP)
>>714553921
KINOOO
Anonymous No.714566149
>>714564284
YOU VILL GET SHOT BY A REDNECK IN A TRAFFIC JAM
YOU VILL GET RUN OVER BY A FORD F150 WHILE CROSSING THE STREET WITH A WALK SIGNAL
Anonymous No.714566153
>>714565803
The funniest thing is all this is done just so they can brag about it on social media and go "look at me with my white girlfriend, you should be jealous of me"
Everything they do is just posing, the inferiority complex on them is insane.
Anonymous No.714566247
I ain't opening the gore webms.
Anonymous No.714566360 >>714567420
>>714565803
>see model page on instagram
>reactions are full of pajeets spamming pictures of themselves with sunglasses on
Im 100% sure they must have the lowest iq of any race on the self awareness scale.
Anonymous No.714566436
>>714566083
>close to public transport, so it's convenient
>can wipe your shit-hand on some other guy when you're pressed up like sardines so nobody will notice
>good chance you'll get hit by a train and hopefully reincarnated as something better in your next life
It's the best place to poop.
Anonymous No.714566465
>>714553748
The train is the boss
Anonymous No.714566481
>>714564168
More like soiled snake
Anonymous No.714566532
>>714553679 (OP)
bro thinks he has aura :wilted_rose:
Anonymous No.714566562
>>714561835
gamepass releases be like
Anonymous No.714566594
>>714562197
yooink
Anonymous No.714566605
>>714561127
ouch, that's gonna leave a mark
Anonymous No.714566612
>>714561835
switch 2 launch titles be like
Anonymous No.714566695
>>714565586
the text implies she had edibles
Anonymous No.714566725
>>714562197
ignore the sign, pay the fine
Anonymous No.714566770
>>714565724
>when the minigun revvs up
Anonymous No.714566804
>>714565648
>mary sue makes it out
Anonymous No.714566878 >>714570392
>>714565310
Anon, the average IQ in India is 60. The fucking AVERAGE.
Less than 70 counts as mentally disabled in civilized countries.
Anonymous No.714566893 >>714567407
>>714563981
DOOOO NOOOT REEDEEEEM THE THREAD SARRR
Anonymous No.714567000 >>714567097
>>714564320
Holy shit that dude on the left got smoked beyond belief. Is there a version with audio?
Anonymous No.714567081
>>714565648
when we take away their bollywood films from them
Anonymous No.714567097 >>714567285
>>714567000
if you check the frames at 0:07 you can literally see brain matter flying. at least it was quick; probably didn't feel a thing.
Anonymous No.714567226 >>714567491 >>714567697 >>714567872 >>714567984 >>714568095 >>714568350 >>714568402 >>714568457 >>714568463 >>714568898 >>714571213 >>714571915
I asked one of my Indian friends the reason behind this whole train thing and he sent me this
Apparently this scene is a bollywood classic, and it inspired millions of Indians to perform 'stunts' on railway tracks
https://youtu.be/AOnlJOqYv_Y?si=dvAWnNAfcOQU-HCs&t=502
Anonymous No.714567285
>>714567097
Yeah I thought he was wearing something red until I realized it was viscera
Anonymous No.714567320
>>714565724
She voted for that btw
Anonymous No.714567347
>>714561191
Every western country will soon look like this. Everyone thought Europe would become a caliphate, and out of nowhere the Jeetpocalypse arrived.
Anonymous No.714567407
>>714566893
Anonymous No.714567420 >>714570071 >>714570361 >>714570960
>>714566360
fun fact, about half a dozen different species of animals can recognize themselves in mirrors. the most notable being ANTS. so the idea that self-awareness is some higher order level of awareness that only humans can reach is so totally untrue
Anonymous No.714567491 >>714567596 >>714567645
>>714567226
Well, okay, but I've never seen webms of Chinamen dying trying to do Jackie Chan shit. What is it about jeets in particular that inspires that emulation?
Anonymous No.714567548 >>714567781 >>714568563 >>714570836
>game has legendary creature
Anonymous No.714567560
>>714554942
It's in the reflection so this is The Hanged Man.
Anonymous No.714567590 >>714568321
>>714555141
>but this is not a perfect world
Anonymous No.714567596
>>714567491
less species that cannot discern fiction from reality
Anonymous No.714567605
>>714562197
>defeated by an inanimate object
how
Anonymous No.714567638
>>714563689
Jeets have turned the entire world against them by invading civilised countries, importing their disgusting behaviours, and bragging about it.
Anonymous No.714567645 >>714568242
>>714567491
I waited a table of jeet tourists the other day and this nigga was wearing sunglasses indoors. Everything they do is about appearances and looking "cool" in a way that only a jeet could think isnt totally lame.
Anonymous No.714567668 >>714568182
>>714562197
What kind of fucking retard would even walk that close to a speeding train? just go the other way around you goddamn imbecile
Anonymous No.714567679 >>714567787 >>714568241
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/hate-toward-south-asians-skyrocketing-in-canada-report-says/
Anonymous No.714567697 >>714567782
>>714567226
>Apparently this scene is a bollywood classic, and it inspired millions of Indians to perform 'stunts' on railway tracks
....what if we make a bollywood movie like the American Psycho morning routine scene in which the protagonist rajesh thoroughly uses a toilet and shower, narrating the whole process. the scene will be 20 minutes long because of the abundant slow motion shots and at the end it will look like he's reaching for 3 different bottles of spray deoderant but he explains directly to the camera that it's not necessary when you're clean and a simple roll on deoderant on the armpits will do. then he goes outside and blonde white women are attracted to him or something
Anonymous No.714567729
>>714553679 (OP)
kek, tutorial boss at most
Anonymous No.714567754
>>714564773
Line go up! Remember that a company is failing unless every single quarter the profits beat the last quarter, forever!
Anonymous No.714567781
>>714567548
That absolute chad shot it so close that it died six feet away from him
Anonymous No.714567782
>>714567697
>peaceful, measured, and positive immigration and integration
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
Anonymous No.714567787 >>714567890 >>714567897 >>714567915 >>714567935 >>714568030 >>714569030 >>714569789
>>714567679
who the fuck uses the term south asians?
Anonymous No.714567872
>>714567226
What kinda retarded sport is this?
Anonymous No.714567890
>>714567787
like an anon said in another thread. leftists are trying to cushion the blow to indians by borrowing the reputation from east asians by using the term south asian.
Anonymous No.714567897
>>714567787
it's more newspeak like 'unhoused persons' or 'unalive' so that news outlets can talk around the problems without ever saying them out loud.
Anonymous No.714567915
>>714567787
People that want to very carefully not mention who they actually mean
Anonymous No.714567935
>>714567787
saying indians is derogatory i guess
Anonymous No.714567958 >>714568291
>>714562965
>it's considered more hygienic
>instantly goes to "water and hand" and having to keep a hand reserved to eat with, no mention of soap whatsoever
cognitive dissonnance is a hell of a drug
Anonymous No.714567984 >>714568489
>>714567226
this is genuinely a bit kino
Anonymous No.714568020 >>714568060 >>714568093 >>714568849 >>714568950 >>714569306
Anonymous No.714568030 >>714568167 >>714570345
>>714567787
The bongs and their canuck descendants absolutely insist on calling literally everyone from the whole continent of asia "asian". Which is obviously a terrible idea because besides east asians and SEAmonkeys, that also includes arabs, persoids, russians, turks, and pakindinans so the term loses all meaning.
Anonymous No.714568060 >>714570942
>>714568020
These are muslim sufis
Anonymous No.714568075
>tfw you learn 2/3 of india haven't even come online yet
they've been sending their best so far
Anonymous No.714568093 >>714570942
>>714568020
>retard thinks these are indians/pakis
Anonymous No.714568095
>>714567226
Is this Indian kamen rider?
Anonymous No.714568167
>>714568030
sometimes I see posts online of indians getting upset when they get lumped together with middle easterners instead of asians.

>"we're asian too!"
Anonymous No.714568182 >>714568212
>>714567668
Probably drunk or on drugs. It's NYC after all. Even today I saw some guy suddenly start doing the fentanyl fold thing just in the middle of the block outside some stores.
Anonymous No.714568207
mega nz
/file/wUQW3YKB#fZ2a8GYPPLpVo1_hOxarpm_5Muzh6ZyIEXMHh28oLIE

giga documentary just dropped yesterday
Anonymous No.714568212 >>714568292 >>714568387 >>714568429
>>714568182
>the fentanyl fold thing
The what
Anonymous No.714568241
>>714567679
Ah yes, "anti-immigration messaging" is the reason why people amhave extreme jeet fatigue.
Not the fact that they are WEF drones who accept any job for any wage and live in flats with 30 jeets in every room, allowing the powers that be to replace the indigenous population with docile, submissive slave labor easily controlled with porn and low-IQ entertainment (e.g. bollywood).
Or the disgusting "culture", or the fact that leftists still categorically refuse to control immigration in any way, while privately every leftard I know is disgusted by jeets.
Anonymous No.714568242
>>714567645
Have you seen how they bant on internet? Countless of times I've seen Jeet unironically use the "your mother" as a retort to everything. They are nothing but a race of incel manchild.
Anonymous No.714568248
>>714553921
>Parry this you filthy casual
Anonymous No.714568291
>>714567958
I'm convinced the reason they all try to mock westerners for using TP is because they don't actually know what it is or how it works, like they think everyone else just jams a wad of paper up their ass and calls it a day instead of wiping and washing their hands afterwards.
Anonymous No.714568292
>>714568212
https://youtu.be/wzCS9oJkY_U?si=66DdAMe4-K144Vl7
Anonymous No.714568321
>>714567590
kek
Anonymous No.714568350
>>714567226
in late 90s and early 2000s bollywood movies, jumping on slightly moving train with your love interest was like a mandatory scene, it was in almost all of the bollywood movies i remember from childhood (my ma, loved bollywood movies)
Anonymous No.714568387
>>714568212
nta but fentanyl causes some weird symptom where people just flop over while standing, like they are trying to touch their toes.
Anonymous No.714568402
>>714567226
>some jeet in the comments claiming it was a real stunt done with no special effects
>immediately corrected by 10 others citing the director saying it was done with special effects
You can tell the kind of people who win Darwin awards on the train tracks in India from the comments section alone. Squashed jeets on the tracks probably thought this was real and the idea that it was real has seemingly been circulated among them.
Anonymous No.714568429
>>714568212
Basically you just leaning forward until you're basically touching your toes, but your brain is just so fucking gone that it hasn't told your legs to stop standing up yet.
Anonymous No.714568450
>>714555035
peaky brinders
Anonymous No.714568457
>>714567226
Holy fucking kinography
Anonymous No.714568463
>>714567226
I was wondering why there's so many videos of them standing right next to the tracks.
Anonymous No.714568489 >>714569545
>>714567984
Yeah, Bollywood stuff tends to be pretty entertaining. They're all so completely un-self-aware and goofily genuine, which is q nice contrast to the West's extremely ironic crap sometimes.
Anonymous No.714568503
My only interaction with jeets besides uber is one time I was babysit by a family of them for an afternoon when I was like 3 and when I came home that day I started wobbling my head when talking
Anonymous No.714568563
>>714567548
I read his book. Basically an English gentleman mercenary who'd go around killing maneating tigers and leopards. Very cool guy.
Anonymous No.714568585
>>714564560
Anonymous No.714568728
>>714565586
did she try to redeem her meal?
Anonymous No.714568754
Does anybody have the copy pasta about indians wanting to be crushed to death as part of some religous shit?
Anonymous No.714568849 >>714568908 >>714568950 >>714569125 >>714570313
>>714568020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKR-LExqoE
Anonymous No.714568885
>>714565586
Heh role reversal
Anonymous No.714568898
>>714567226
You learn something new every day
Anonymous No.714568908
>>714568849
awww they're smiling
Anonymous No.714568918
I hate Indians
Anonymous No.714568950 >>714569043 >>714569215 >>714569413
>>714568020
>>714568849
this going around super fast in a circle with the whole crowd thing looks fucking fun
if I didn't have to cut part of my dick off to become one I'd be a muslim and would party hard with them
Anonymous No.714568983 >>714569157
>>714555141
what i don't understand is who posted it
Anonymous No.714569030
>>714567787
>commonwealth nation
The same ones who insist pajeets are asians when they don't have chingy eyes and rice hats. Bullshit artists in its purest form.
Anonymous No.714569043
>>714568950
Stampedes and people getting crushed to death in the crowd are common.
Anonymous No.714569093
>>714561835
yummy concrete
Anonymous No.714569125
>>714568849
>https://youtu.be/0NDy6Rlijzo
Anonymous No.714569157
>>714568983
not sure if you're a boomer who just discovered live streaming or a gen alpha too underage to know of it
Anonymous No.714569164 >>714569884
>>714563039
White man humor isn't complex at all. It can be distilled down to "irreverence". Just act irreverent in any situation, and the white man is laughing. Doesn't even have to be clever. Just irreverent.
Anonymous No.714569215
>>714568950
apparently this is a form of meditation called zikr (in our language it literally means mentioning someone,)
and is performed mostly by sufi brotherhood in European nations, as apposed to south asian (i previously thought sufism was uniquely south asian but apparently not), in pakistan there are also sufi people but they are kind of different who mostly focus on meditation in isolation
Anonymous No.714569245 >>714569350 >>714569517
>boss is a Lillith type
Anonymous No.714569304
>>714565586
>meanwhile in bizzaro india
Anonymous No.714569306
>>714568020
They're IRL final boss
Anonymous No.714569350 >>714569517 >>714569659 >>714569830 >>714570718
>>714569245
>1113 men in 12 hours
>12 hours are 720 minutes
>every guy was 38 seconds inside her
>this is without considering time to get in place, insert and move away
That does not count as sex.
Anonymous No.714569359
>>714553679 (OP)
That's an ENTER scene but where's the fight?
Anonymous No.714569413
>>714568950
Synchronized movements works wonders on the mind provided everyone is moving at the right speed while not tripping over their own feet in the process. It's almost a primordial desire hailing back to the old days of dancing around the fire to bring the rains down.
https://youtu.be/5h0d6GazKBI
Anonymous No.714569475 >>714569596
>>714553679 (OP)
>Cheesed to meet you.
>Let's get this havarti started!
>I'm gonna roquefort your world!
Anonymous No.714569517 >>714569828 >>714570651
>>714569245
>>714569350
is it only weird to a non native speaker that they used the term 'sleeping with'?
I mean she clearly didn't share a bed with any of those men, probably spread her legs and a line of men stick a dick in and out and that's it.
Anonymous No.714569545
>>714568489
I'll always remember that one webm from some movie where the guys use a palm tree to launch into a fortress, and they use their shields to essentially be a barrel.
Anonymous No.714569575
>>714555035
why are thirdies so obsessed with this show? it's like the latinx version of that card scene jeets love
Anonymous No.714569596 >>714569831 >>714571807
>>714569475
will trump and elon just make up already? i liked the elon trump bro friendship.
Anonymous No.714569659 >>714569801 >>714572076
>>714569350
She can take at least 3 guys at once
Anonymous No.714569685
>>714553679 (OP)
Need to find a way to cleanly splice this into a final few seconds clip of an Indian getting train-tapped.
Anonymous No.714569703
>>714561721
god I love my wife Ina
Anonymous No.714569740
>>714553858
they are everywhere now
Anonymous No.714569786
>>714564081
There's a reason they say to never shake an Indian's left hand
Anonymous No.714569789
>>714567787
its always been like that in canada
Anonymous No.714569801 >>714569864
>>714569659
theres another 3 positions open for handjobs and tittyfuck.
Anonymous No.714569808
>>714565724
KEK
Anonymous No.714569820
>>714561476
>TP
If you still need it spelled out, even if they were given a roll of TP, they'd build a fucking shrine for it and pray to it for their asses to magically stop itching rather than use it.
Anonymous No.714569828
>>714569517
Same
I also remember playing the PS2 Godfather game as a kid and wondering what they meant by 'sleeping with the fishes.' It only made sense after I completed the mission.
Anonymous No.714569830
>>714569350
>the smell was horrendous enough to send the camera man flying
If you ever needed a catalyst to signel whether you have entered the decadence period or not this would be a good place to start.
Anonymous No.714569831 >>714570169
>>714569596
Can't. Associating with Musk is political suicide and Trump can't go back to shilling Teslas after calling them shit (again).
Anonymous No.714569864
>>714569801
A woman's body can handle at least fifteen dicks at once.
Anonymous No.714569873
>>714564467
Reminds me of the indian exchange student that went to the doctors because he had his first non-diarrhea shit in his entire life and thought something was wrong with him.
>saar saar it is not liquid I am dying of cancer disease!
Anonymous No.714569884
>>714569164
For me it’s rage that’s the funniest.
Anonymous No.714569926 >>714569998
post 'em
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/td14qs_XX8s
Anonymous No.714569998
>>714569926
>tranny
Anonymous No.714570071 >>714570361 >>714571584
>>714567420
Yeah man that's super fun fact.
Did you know a human can recognize itself in a mirror from year 1 of its life?
But a nigger can't recognize itself until it's about 8 years old? That's hecking crazy, huh.
Anonymous No.714570169
>>714569831
one moment theyre best buddies, elon heading one of trumps departments, then elon suddenly disses trump on x and this whole drama starts. its so weird. it feels so scripted.
Anonymous No.714570313
>>714568849
Being a white protestant is great and all but sometimes I'm a little jealous of these ethnic people and their silly dances
Anonymous No.714570325
To the majority of the population of India, trains and things like the Internet, electricity, etc, are all basically gifts from advanced aliens that they try to reverse engineer. White people are like Gods in some ancient myth.
Anonymous No.714570345 >>714571104
>>714568030
Wrong

Asian (CN, JP, KR, PH, TH, etc)
Wog (PAK, IN, BAN)

It's only the news that describes them as "Asian." We used to call asians "oriental" but some dickhead somewhere decided that was a no-no word even though nobody can tell you why it's offensive.
Anonymous No.714570361 >>714570407 >>714570517
>>714567420
>>714570071
>can recognize self in mirror
>still gets filtered by glass
checkmate babies and stupid fucking animals
Anonymous No.714570392 >>714570453 >>714570674
>>714566878
By definition the average IQ of any nation is 100.
Anonymous No.714570407 >>714570459 >>714570517
>>714570361
To be fair I'm not walking on that shit either.
Anonymous No.714570453 >>714570598
>>714570392
>hurr durr
Guess we found our 60IQ resident.
Anonymous No.714570459
>>714570407
lmao your 300 lb ass would make it shatter like the pacific rim's tectonic plates
Anonymous No.714570517
>>714570361
>>714570407
Glass filters even adults, glass floors and fake drops (mirror floors) are pretty common in funhouses
Anonymous No.714570598 >>714570665
>>714570453
>d.k.
Anonymous No.714570623 >>714570976 >>714571738 >>714571956
why is these website I see making fun of indian people sometimes? your racist?
Anonymous No.714570651 >>714571657
>>714569517
No, it’s odd to literally anyone who takes one second to consider the logistics of having sex with so many people. β€œSleeping with” is just the more politically correct way to say it.
Anonymous No.714570665
>>714570598
Bring up flynn-effect next. You know you want to.
Anonymous No.714570674 >>714571139
>>714570392
>the average IQ of any nation is 100
that's not even close to true you imbecile
Anonymous No.714570718
>>714569350
I've seen the behind the scenes of these "most men fucked" challenges and it's the most depressing shit in the world. Like 15% of the dudes who came to that one weird twiter rape fetishists birthday 100 men rape orgy just came in a fluffer and left.
Even worse, imagine a fluffer at one of these. A side chick to the worlds lamest rape orgy. Apparently two of them got married to each other.
Anonymous No.714570836 >>714570891
>>714567548
When are jeets going to invent a spear and kill prey animals that attack humans?
Anonymous No.714570891 >>714570958 >>714570987
>>714570836
>prey animals
wut?
Anonymous No.714570942
>>714568093
>>714568060
Same shit
All nonwhites are primitives
Anonymous No.714570943
>>714562197
i love ragdoll physics
Anonymous No.714570958 >>714571034
>>714570891
humans are the apex predators
Anonymous No.714570960 >>714571584
>>714567420
thinking about it wouldn't every animal near a large body of water be familiar with reflections?
let's say they go drink by a calm lake, when they look down on it do they flinch every time lmao
Anonymous No.714570976 >>714571014
>>714570623
why is these indians I see no speak english correct? your retard?
Anonymous No.714570987
>>714570891
Predator animals I mean
Anonymous No.714571014 >>714571403
>>714570976
im speaking english
Anonymous No.714571034
>>714570958
Yeah but the article is talking about indians.
Anonymous No.714571069
>>714566108
have you seen a man eat his own head?
Anonymous No.714571104
>>714570345
>getting so tired of all this shit that you just marry the first dude that dicks you and leave with him
Probably works out better for you in the long run all things considered. Still wearing the shame of being second fiddle to a giga whore but at least you didn't get blown out in more ways than one. The logistics of this event alone would be enough to question your entire life up until this point.
Anonymous No.714571139 >>714571220 >>714572020
>>714570674
That is quite literally unironically factually the actual definition of the IQ system. The median must be 100 for it to make sense.
At best you can argue that "100 IQ" today is effectively 90 IQ two decades ago.
Anonymous No.714571213 >>714571253
>>714567226
This is the most pointless and stupid thing ive seen this week. No wonder jeets has an average iq of 60
Anonymous No.714571220 >>714571392
>>714571139
so you understand why for comparison purposes a median would not be limited to a nation, right?
Anonymous No.714571245
>>714562197
>When the small child is defended by their giant friend against the asshole
Anonymous No.714571253 >>714571632
>>714571213
true but you have low t
Anonymous No.714571279
>>714553794
PUBG Mobile
Anonymous No.714571290 >>714571346 >>714571583 >>714572041
I have yet to ever see a cool looking Indian. I've seen a shit ton of Jeets doing shit that they think looks cool, but is just the most middle school, yet-to-be diagnosed autistic nonsense possible.
I appreciate that it's hard to look cool in a polo shirt and sandals, but if Congo dandies can exist, why not cool Indians?
Anonymous No.714571320
>>714561064
>Watch a solid object become fluid like a liquid
Anonymous No.714571346
>>714571290
>I have yet to ever see a cool looking Indian.
This is now a Jokar thread
Anonymous No.714571392
>>714571220
Comparing IQ across nations only works when each nation uses their own standardized test, in which case the median will be 100.
Anonymous No.714571402
I wonder how much of the jeet hate on 4chan is coming from spics
Anonymous No.714571403
>>714571014
nigh incomprehensibly, at least in your first post
Anonymous No.714571410 >>714571585 >>714571783 >>714571902 >>714572116 >>714572261
>>714553679 (OP)
>It's hammer time!
Anonymous No.714571450
>>714564773

Rich people that have the levers of power see themselves as above everybody else. To them native white europeans and americans are the same as 3rd world sub-humans and are meant to be ruled over.
Anonymous No.714571583 >>714572373
>>714571290
Some of the tribal women look like they could definitely cast a spell on you or give you a prophecy. The men are mostly dorky though.
Anonymous No.714571584
>>714570960
depends on the animal obviously, the mirror test is most applicable to humans because we're so vision oriented. but most animals rely on sounds and smell equally if not more than sight.
also most bodies of water aren't completely still in order to get that mirror reflection often but the answer is yes. 99% of animals when confronted with their mirror image will act as though it's another member of their species. they may attack or try to socialize with it or ignore it after noticing. but they usually are frightened because if a member of their species was right in front of them they would have smelt them first so it's a jumpscare for them

>>714570071
yeah I did know that, at least I know what the actual facts and figures are. If you want to larp as racist you could do it more effectively because it's worse than what you're implying but I don't want to talk to a whiny faggot
Anonymous No.714571585
>>714571410
KWAB, deserved
Anonymous No.714571632
>>714571253
Go kill yourself running up to the train jeet.
Anonymous No.714571657
>>714570651
I don't think sex is politically incorrect yet.
What you mean is like child safe or whatever, but in an article like this all you are achieving is trying to sound flowery.
Anonymous No.714571692
Playing this on loop which reading the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCq5J0FLrqs
Anonymous No.714571738
>>714570623
>your racist?
Yes.
Anonymous No.714571783 >>714571838 >>714571860 >>714571892 >>714571896 >>714571942 >>714571990
>>714571410
what shithole is this? why is that dude in some fucking armor with a hammer? you'd think its a person of authority but no civilized country would fucking smash someones head in with a hammer
Anonymous No.714571807
>>714569596
it was never a friendship you autist
Anonymous No.714571809 >>714571890
Anonymous No.714571838
>>714571783
This post was handcrafted for people to respond with "of course it's the chinks"
Anonymous No.714571860
>>714571783
That shithole is japan weeb
Anonymous No.714571890
>>714571809
>PERFECT STORM
gets me every fuckin time
Anonymous No.714571892
>>714571783
Maybe he's the local superhero
Anonymous No.714571896 >>714572004
>>714571783
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST HAMMER ME FOR BEING AN UNCIVILIZED NIGGER
Anonymous No.714571902
>>714571410
i wish every public place had a hammer-armed samurai on hand to instantly dispense common courtesy corrections like this.
Anonymous No.714571915
>>714567226
Jeetas can sometimes look good. For some reason there were so many god damn indian tourists in vegas, but some of their daughters looked pretty hot
Anonymous No.714571927
>>714565586
This is indonesia, they are muslim and this woman is a haram pig, they are not supposed to touch her
Anonymous No.714571942 >>714572004
>>714571783
>no civilized country would fucking smash someones head in with a hammer
no civilized individual would be spitting seeds all over the train, think about that next time bitch
Anonymous No.714571943
>>714557131
>Rotisserie Man
Anonymous No.714571956
>>714570623
It's not racist to make fun of non-humans lifeforms.
Anonymous No.714571990
>>714571783
>t. kept chewing
Anonymous No.714572004 >>714572072 >>714572094 >>714572127
>>714571896
>>714571942
>we should just potentially kill anyone whos acting like a shithead
either under 18 or actual niggers
call it
Anonymous No.714572020
>>714571139
i just tested my iq
Anonymous No.714572031
>>714565586
based
Anonymous No.714572041
>>714571290
Anonymous No.714572061 >>714572097 >>714572163
>it's a gank squad boss
Anonymous No.714572072
>>714572004
only shitheads would feel threatened by such a proposition. return the shopping cart, park inside the lines, and stop chewing seeds when asked, nigger.
Anonymous No.714572076
>>714569659
It would take more time to get all the men in position then it would take to just have her lie on her back and suck one off and have another fuck her. Never mind the questionable life choices that lead her to doing this in the first place. That's an entirely different subject of discussion.
Anonymous No.714572086
>>714561242
What if the train slips on the shit?? What then?
Anonymous No.714572094
>>714572004
you sound like an uncivilized nigger who needs a hammering right now
Anonymous No.714572097 >>714572196
>>714572061
I hope they play ISOLATED at my funeral too.
Anonymous No.714572116
>>714571410
based, littering should be a capital offense unironically
FUCK everyone who shits up my public places with their trash, I don't tolerate that shit and the world would be a better place without these non sentient subhumans existing
Anonymous No.714572118
>>714553921
K I N O
Anonymous No.714572127
>>714572004
if anything you're the actual underage nigger here, act appropriately in public for once in your life, at least stop when it's been made clear you're bothering the people around you and they've asked you to stop
Anonymous No.714572146
>>714555035
these nerds didn't get beaten up enough in school
Anonymous No.714572163
>>714572061
I wish I had friends who would dance on my grave
Anonymous No.714572175
>>714561467
I mean you realize that's India right?
Never seen a bus or train you have to stand in, it's pretty comfy. I walk everywhere though for the most part, nice to get some fresh air since gaming isn't the healthiest hobby
Anonymous No.714572194
>>714553679 (OP)
Why do Indians love this shit
https://youtu.be/SOxutBMCOUc?si=a5rRYjTEKtimuJ6C
Anonymous No.714572196
>>714572097
THE MONSTERS MAKE ME HIDE
PERHAPS I'LL EAT MYSELF ALIVE
Anonymous No.714572261
>>714571410
It's just some seeds it's not worth hurting someone over. People calling this based are monkeys.
Anonymous No.714572271 >>714572378
>>714561476
Genuinely, they use their piss and their hand. If they dont have piss they just use their hand then wipe their hand off on something.

People sorely underestimate how disgusting this place is. These people have no concept of cleanliness, filth is just normal to them, even medieval peasants didnt live like this. The most eye opening thing will always be that Indian politician who went to see a holy river, and boasted the water was safe and that India is blessed with such pure water, and took a cup full of the water straight from the river and drank it, only to fucking get hospitalized immediately. They dont get, and again, people take for granted their knowledge hygiene as its just normal, to Indians the idea of drinking water with a turd floating in it is fine, because hey, it just touched their lips, they didnt actually swallow the turd. Why do you think theyre all leaving, even the people there gain sentience and want to leave their filth dimension and live with the humans.
Anonymous No.714572320
>>714553748
DON'T YOU SEE!? PATEL DEFEATED THE TRAIN! HE DEFEATED THE WHITE MAN AND HIS LOUD ENGINE MONSTER MACHINE!
Anonymous No.714572334
>>714564284
sounds like you're just too fat to fit on the tube mate
Anonymous No.714572337
>>714562786
You know this is exactly how the Japanese view weeb fucks like you, right?
Anonymous No.714572354
Third world kino thread?
Anonymous No.714572373
>>714571583
Anonymous No.714572378
>>714572271
>that webm
india might actually be hell on earth