Reviews go live in 8 hours. Predictions?

>>713404578 (OP)
Last digit of my post is MC score (if 0 it’s a 10)

>>713404612
>2
oof

Raindrops keep falling on my head
https://youtu.be/4OOIRHOxj9s?si=Dnt-jJadxDO9exZ_

>>713404578 (OP)
>caring about reviews
anyways WHEN IS AMAZON SHIPPING MY COPY????

>digital deluxe cucks get to play it tomorrow night

Gamers didn’t gatekeep hard enough with paying for early access shit

>>713405174
>digital only
why cant kojima let me show him my receipt and let me pay an extra $10 so i can play the digital copy for 2 days then when my physical comes jn i can play that…

>>713405114
Should have done best buy my man. Amazon is absolutely jeeted to SHIT.

Anyone else heard the title track? Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE85evhwRSE

Street dates are so fucking retarded when it comes to physical copies. Just sell them as they come.

>>713404578 (OP)
8.2

85-89 on Metacritic.
Reviewers are gonna go in more accepting of what Death Stranding in and they won't want to seem like they got filtered.

>>713404578 (OP)
8 or 9

>>713405354
>female vocals
skipped

>>713404578 (OP)
9/10
KINOjima does it again

My butthole is ready
https://youtu.be/WKwzgSEAw2s?si=O5KUMrFzfyVJYI4H

>>713406940
>listening to male vocals
homosexual

I still haven't bought the game yet, I would like to start playing the game tomorrow but I also want a physical copy and I don't trust amazon to deliver on time

>>713407497
Pro tip: buy digital now buy physical when it’s $20

>>713407497
I got a physical copy on the way from PS Direct, I'll play whenever I get it.

>>713407968
>ps direct
I had zero clue they sell physical games. Must be a nightmare if you ever want to return,

>>713407497
You should’ve hired a porter

Original got a 82, so an 88.

>>713404578 (OP)
8-10/10 reviews. Reviewers will claim its been greatly improved from the original despite having the exact same mechanics.

I can’t seem to find the answer to this anywhere but might as well ask again. Is there any word on if enemies freely roam the map this time instead of staying near bases?

>>713408258
lol zero chance. kojima's team can't code for shit anymore. The Phantom Pain had two guys that wandered around the map, and Death Stranding's version of that was the friendly porters.

>>713407874
>Pro tip: buy digital now buy physical when it’s $20
I did this once with ff16 and felt like an idiot lol

>>713408328
Never mind I forgot digital deluxe is 80 fucking dollars to play 2 days early

>Australian
Any chance of getting a Steve Irwin bunker cameo and him gifting you a sting ray hat after delivering him a koala bear?

>>713408306
Damn that sucks. It was way too easy to avoid enemies in the first game.

>>713404578 (OP)
I fucking love the multiplayer ladders and ropes shit in the first game, i hope this game expands on the idea

>>713408831
I hope so too and I wish they would have expanded a bit more on enemies if what >>713408306 says is true. Imagine if MULEs dynamically tried to sabotage your roads, zip lines and randomly ambushed you. Deliveries would have been a lot more tense .

>>713406940
You're missing out. Caroline is great.

>Adore MGS, even the polarizing ones
>Bought DS years ago but fell off in episode 3
>Picked it back up a few days ago because I'm interested in 2
>On episode 6 now, doing deliveries out of Mountain Knot, BB got taken away temporarily
>Still feels like a chore
Am I just destined to never click with this game? I keep waiting for a lightbulb moment that'll make me "get it" but it hasn't happened yet. I respect its design a lot and see what it's going for but I'm just not really having fun.

What movie genre is this?

Steam can allow porn hitler games, but not a cute and funny game?

Honest genuine score? 6/10
+ Kojima pseudointellectual bonus? 9/10
+ fear of Kojimadrone fanboy hate in the comments bonus? 10/10

>>713409345
Strand

>>713405256
Best Buy already took my money, meaning it’ll ship today. Hopefully we get it early.

>>713409632
Is this when /v/ pretends it's not the biggest Kojimadrond place ever and that the reason you started seething about him is that MGSV was a game and not a shitty movie?

TO ALL THE MOUNTAINS
ALL THE RIVERS
TO ALL THE STRAYS
THE TRAILBLAZERS

can't play the early 2 days because sony apparently wont let me use my dualshock 4 for some retarded reason. my dualsense fortunately arrives the 26th but its still scummy as fuck

>>713409879
MGS4 was shit
GZ was shit
PP was shit
DS was shit
DS2 will be shit
OD will be shit
his flop of a movie will be shit

>>713404897
Lmao this game is so fucking stupid. If it gets high ratings, it'll just be yet another reminder that we live in a fallen world.

>>713410324
Why are you using a dual shock 4 on a ps5

>>713410349
You just choose to be miserable

>>713410327
But MGS1, 2 and 3 were good despite being trash movies with shit gameplay, right?
It's always MGSfags, only people who hate gameplay in games

>>713410324
>Can't use my dualshock 4 on a PS5 game
No shit, Sherlock.

>>713410429
>only people who hate gameplay in games
Of which there is absolutely none in Death Sharting

>>713410349
Reminder that this board unironically slurps up literal tranny simulators like Deltarune

>>713404578 (OP)
>Reviews go live in 8 hours
why would anyone care what game journos think???

>>713410418
I'd be miserable if I actually thought this shitty hack of a game was good.

>>713406940
Snake Eater, Heaven's Divide and Sins of the Father are all great, Kojimbo knows how to commission music

>>713410461
There's more than in all pre Peace Walker MGS "games" combined.

>>713410520
You’d be miserable if you thought something was good?

>>713410490
Don't know what kind of cope that is considering i personally lump shit like this game in with shit like undertale.

>>713409232
You are not the audience and that's okay

>>713410535
Blud really forgot about Calling to the Night

>>713410539
holy triggered. there is no need to be mad little man. you can play your copy of DS2 and feel like an intellectual when Sam starts muttering about nano dinosaur DNA and strands lol

>>713410556
No, I think plenty of things are good. This game isn't. And I'd have to have a severe mental deficiency to think that this game (Death Stranding 2) was even close to a good game.

>>713410613
Is that the MGS1 one? That was gay as fuck, didn't fit a military game at all.

I don't care about reviews because my calendar says it's the year 2025.

Actual score: 86
MC score: 93
MC user score: 95
Opencritic score: 96, 100% recommended

>>713404578 (OP)
95. 5 point Kojumbo penalty.

It'll get extremely high reviews because it's a popular new release and reviewers are scared of getting attacked if they give a popular new release a score lower than an 8, even if the game is a dumpster fire.
This is doubled by it being a Kojima game, nobody wants to be the reviewer who says "yeah the story was shit and incomprehensible" then get flooded with people telling them to commit suicide and they just weren't smart enough to understand it.
It'll probably just be the exact same as the first game with a bunch of new QOL and some new features, so take whatever score you gave the first game and add one or two.

>>713410669
I think you already have a mental deficiency

>>713410630
Still better than having ton hear about "soldier genes".
And at least there will be gameplay.

>>713404578 (OP)
>review embargo lifts on the exact hour the game goes live
>have to risk it on good faith if you want to lock in the preorder stuff over checking scores then buying
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>713410675
You shut your nigger faggot mouth
https://youtu.be/PXkgn3QUA2w?si=42Bwai3JQ8mHy8ow

>>713410732
Keep coping little man. I don't care. I posted my opinion on DS2, that's all. You don't need to seethe about it
I don't care if you dropped $70 to play it. That's your loss. The paid reviewers will make you feel better about it anyway

>>713410727
>buying kojimbo willingly and unironically
Ngmi

>>713410768
You can still get the pre order shit. The game only unlocks early for digital deluxe. You can still get the bonuses for the regular release that comes out Thursday.

>>713410770
That's gay as shit too, I'll never get the jap obsession of shoving romantic songs everywhere.

>>713410826
Oh damn you're totally right, I'll just wait for the insurance scores that it's not shit then buy 10 minutes later

>>713410801
I'm not, I don't have a PS5, it's justvfunny seeing /v/'s behavior towards Kojima, acting like a bitch ex.girlfriend because he moved on from MGS and you didn't.

It will get a 9.8/10 and will be viewed as game of the decade to the complete dismay of E33 indians

Kojima is a hack

>Kojima ships mgs2 a month after 9/11
>Kojima ships ds1 right before covid
>Kojima ships ds2 right after the us striking Iran

There’s a pattern here.

>>713410770
>>713410535
>>713406940
>>713405354
Best Kojima game song wasn't even featured in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlp8GimssgI

>>713410857
Fuck you, I’ll kick your ass irl

https://youtu.be/x1JqKFZbr70?si=xM_7f5t5pFE-bUn7

>>713410970
this, i cant wait for the clair obscur trannies to cry their asses off over death stranding 2

>>713410970
>>713411160
Why does it need to be a fight? Can’t people like both?

>>713410970
>>713411160
rent free

>>713410520
>Sam: "Hey did you see that black woman commercial? Lmao"
>Nick: "LOL Stupid fucking *silly billy* ass jewish writ-"
>Charls: "You know this is the masonic ritual kabbalistic saturn worship plan. They love numbers. I bet her BMI is 33 and was hired as a humiliation ritual. You know the moon is fake too, right?

I beat the game already. The final mission is you delivering an embryo to the moon in a sealed container.

>Walking Sim 2

>>713410970
E33
>good gameplay
>decent story
>no ecelebs
DS2
>mid gameplay, gets boring after an hour
>terrible sci fi babble nonsensical story masquerading as 2deep4u
>ecelebs everywhere. literally youtuber cameo: the game

lol

>>713410970
Wrong. That will be reserved for Ghost of Yotei. It has everything going for it when it comes to journalist wank.

>>713404578 (OP)
Calling it, it’ll be a 90

>>713410789
>the gameplay struggles to support its weight
Actually the gameplay and controls were so solid that the loop of building bridges and learning routes was easier to get sucked into than the main quest. That's the backbone of the game. It hella supports the fucking weight, IGN.

>>713411382
>ecelebs
Hollywood actor celebrities aren’t ecelebs dumbass

>>713411382
>turn based combat
>good gameplay
Nice try, take you nigger filled crap elsewhere.

>>713411356
I wonder if we'll actually go to the moon. It would be the best place to make ludens and policenauts references (or the GOAT in picrel). Maybe its going to be like Borderlands The Pre Sequel where you have to jump from oxygen generator to oxygen generato-
>The craters on the moon are actually created by voidouts
>JFK was assassinated because he knew about this

Tendies in here seething

>>713411602
>even the moon

>>713411613
theyre too busy sucking mario kart kock to seethe

The moon is made out of plasma. The sun is a local light that circles the plane inside of the polar ice shelf.

>>713411560
I loved seeing peko pekora and the gasoline drinking abbo twins in hollywood movies! big fan

>literally 0 hype
It's over

>>713411668
Five Stars with this guy replaces all the Bridges Energy in your safe house with Boss Coffee

>>713404578 (OP)
predict how this game will change gaming for better or worst

>>713410429
No, those were shit too

>>713412179
Elle Fanning blender porn

>>713411356
>Mexico
>Australia
>The Moon
Sounds fucking peak

>>713411016
>>Kojima ships ds2 right after the us striking Iran
No, DS2 is right before scamdemic 2.0.

>>713412179
better: Elle fanning fart porn
worse: Lou fart porn

>>713412356
Nobody is buying that shit anymore bro

>>713404578 (OP)
The first Death Stranding was incredible, crazy story notwithstanding; but even then, it was so earnest in its craziness, that it was still something special. The gameplay was a lot of fun, and it iterated upon itself near-perfectly.

As long as the gameplay isn't fucked with (and it only looks expanded-upon), I honestly can't imagine DS2 being anything less than an 8 or 9. It's even managing to run well on the PS5 without UE5 slop shenanigans. That alone is noteworthy.

All hail Kojima. Kojima is GOD.

sex with Elle Fanning's feet

E33sisters it's almost doomsday....

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

It looks like a gay ass walking simulator

>>713412942
>>713412903
Good afternoon, Saars!

>>713411016
>DS1 was about the rope
>DS2 is about the stick
Uhhh, bros?!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

This is very fun

Kojima... el Steve Jobs de los videojuegos... la CREATIVIDAD

>>713413046
>>713412998
>>713412942
>>713412903

>>713412903
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/sSUWl2y2t4IFHkS03DMKkA/

seek help

>>713410324
>DS2 forcing people to upgrade to the Dualsense
BASED.
Not sure why you don't have one already, but enjoy the new controller. It's a good one.

Did you get filtered from understanding the hidden theme of DEATH STRANDING?

>>713404578 (OP)
>9/10
Yes the game has not changed from the first but Kojima's foot fetishism lifts the situation. - IGN

>>713413112
>Don't blaspheme against my lord and saviour Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713413210
>Walking simulator
>Foot fetish
Sounds about right.
La Creatividad... I kneel

>>713404578 (OP)
>Predictions?
Rampant, absolutely unhinged and shameless dickriding on all fronts.
Bros, I have Kojima fatigue.

>>713404578 (OP)
As long as it gets 88ish or above Geoff is giving him the GOTY

Reminder that Kojima bought the DS IP because for both Sony and 505games DS was a commercial and critical flop.

>>713413249
Anon, your posts dont get that much traction. There are hardly any people that reply to them, and the ones that do are low engagement. If you want to do it, then do it, but why not be better at it?

>>713413361
Reminder that Hulst and Ryan fucked up so much that they had to get any amount of money back after all the multiplayer slop they greenlit

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713413412
Despite everything Marathon will be a success and DS2 forgotten.

>>713413419
>And lastly a very special thanks to Hideo Kojima who without his efforts this game never would have been possible :)

>>713412942
>walking simulator
You didn't play the game.
See this zipline?
It allows me to skip the game of walking so I can fast travel to the next ubisoft hub to get my dose of hollywood wank exposition dump

>>713413487
must be nice living in bizzaro world

>>713413492
>THANK ME
>
>
>
>HIDEO OVER

>>713410520
Don’t use Chuck’s face to say this shit, he gets Death Stranding.

>>713413571
Seriously, do you think a curated Bungie pvpve game won't be successful? There are a lot of fans of the genre and of bungie who can't wait to play it and you know that even just one popular streamer who likes it is enough to spread the game to millions of people.
DS is too particular and despite be more action than the first one, the IP has now burned out people.

E33 troons on suicide watch

>>713404578 (OP)
white women are so fucking sexy thank god they are not using asian models

>>713413046
You're being retarded. The game gives you carts to carry heavy loads faster. You're still just holding the joystick forward though. I don't care. Watch my movie.

>>713411265
Also you’re a faggot

>>713413526
I did play the game and the first 10 hours or so is just walking and the Hollywood wank exposition dump. I got bored and shelved the game soon after getting a motorbike

>>713413890
If you think a shitty extraction shooter is going to make it big despite all the controversies and the public opinion already being soured against it you're insane.
It's not getting more than 5k players on day 1, and it probably shuts down within 3 months.

>>713413981
Filtered. You need to aerate Kojima's semen before consuming it.

What’s his name again?

>>713414054
Ah yes the """controversies""": a couple of textures stolen from literally who, nobody cares.

It’s always the EXACT SAME reverse shillposts in these DS2 threads. There’s like 50 of them, and they’re always the same, same images, same webms, same phrases. Is it bots? Is it deranged shut-ins who just hate Kojima that much? Seriously, someone explain this phenomenon to me

>>713414094
>>713413981
sorry but im really just not going to buy e33 or any nintendo product. im really sorry but im just not going to. sorry and hope you understand and stop begging me to.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH THIS ANTI DS 2 SHILL IS ACTUALLY, UNIRONICALLY AND LITERALLY A E33 SHILL NO FUCKING WAY I CALLED IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>713414210

Please, god, let this be a failure so it launches on PC earlier

>>713414254
You have drones that talk about Kojima like he's on the level of great directors in Hollywood and elsewhere. They made their bed and they can lay in it.

Hopefully there will be less reliance on vehicles, since once you unlock them, I hardly walked anymore.

Finally playing the first.
Building bridges and shit anywhere is cool. But not being able to build roada anywhere but only at set predetermined spots is very lame

>>713414697
impossible unless they redesigned the entire game. in ds1 the whole game was about optimizing your logistics

>>713409345
i dunno, man

>>713414697
Unironically and genuinely, if you want to go without roads, play offline mode. it stops the roads from being auto built, and prevents user generated trucks and other vehicles from being accessible. If you have an issue with supply lines later, such as weather station to mountain knot in the first, you can always build them later

Will the mp part require psplus?

>>713415552
Nope.

>>713415639
I’m not going to lie, I wasn’t expecting this answer and it’s very based.

>>713410401
>>713410446
I bought the console for very cheap without a controller, figured I could just use my old ds4 since you can use it to control the console and all the games in my library.

>>713413163
cheers anon, excited to try it out. I'm glad its USB C because that was my only complaint about the 4

>>713415820
Dual sense is a much better controller than previous gens. Only issue is the battery but I just hook up a 10 foot usb cord to the console.

>>713415639
Thank god. I'm curious the total number of games that offer free MP options, PS+ is absolute garbage.

>>713414127
Snake Basedkin

Why does she have to be barefoot for her powers to work?

>>713415914
I dropped it 2 years ago and haven’t felt the need to buy it again. The price is just fucking stupid now.

>>713415639
Thank you based Kojima

>>713415971

4 more hours till review embargo is over

>>713409751
Same but gamestop. They sent E33 early, so I have high hopes

>>713415993
The library you get with it is mostly terrible and they just need to do a PS1 - PS2 library, and so on. They're behind in this department and trying to force out live service games isn't going to put them ahead.

>>713415914
Any F2P game doesn't require PS+ for online, or subscription based games. So Fortnite and FF14 for example.

>>713413046
Fuck yeah brother

>>713416961
They just need to stop fucking around and give us backwards compatibility. This is the only good thing about Xbox.

>>713413419
>a Hideo Kojima game

A shame that ghost of yotei looks woke as fuck otherwise it would have been two back to back kinos on ps

>>713417331
>two pretty short trailers that have basically shown nothing
>its woke

>>713417530
Anon the game’s writers are the same people that did Dragon age veilguard and mass effect andromeda

>>713416127
>FEETMAN: Sam. Did I ever tell you why Tomorrow must be barefoot at all times? Well, ever since the Hyper-Voidout, beaches have been far more difficult to navigate. It helps to have an anchor point, an AP. A human lighthouse, if you will. Because of our special connection, I can locate her from any beach, but only if her bare feet are in contact with the chiralium matrix. This makes it ok.
>Sam:
>DEADMAN: Sam. We should take a shower together immediately.

>>713414127
Cameo Driverman

>>713413419
https://youtu.be/jNUyplph-V0?si=QGH_1169pmE2pSl0

Death stranding is silent hills

>>713404578 (OP)

>>713417703
Weird cause the main dude in charge of directing has been there since Sly 1, and the lead writer for Tsushima is the lead writer for Yotei.

Who cares? The game isn't going to be playable by non subhumans for another year at least.

>>713413805
Then chuck is delusional.

>>713418201
https://imdb.com/title/tt33488900/fullcredits/

>unironically shilling garbage walking sim

Sony really did hire hordes of poojets to market their trash games here

>>713418480
Calm down tendie

>>713418367
>all writers are just writers, there definitely isn't hierarchy nor are some people writing specific minor tale side quests
Weird that you don't mention Ian Ryan was the lead writer for Tsushima, and is still the lead writer for Yotei. Or that the same directors Nate Fox and Jason Connell have been at Sucker Punch for ages and Nate directed all of the inFamous games.

>>713418206
>pretending pcniggers aren't mostly third worlders

>>713411265
It's honestly hard to listen to them these days.

Sam Hyde sounds like he's about to cry any second.

What a shity situation. I think trying to revive social political comedy is a mistake. It's done not because it's not allowed but because the Internet pretty much sucked it dry.

>>713418514
>implying
they hired jeets to shill too

>>713418530
Dombrow is a senior writer now at sucker punch. I’m sorry man.

>>713418837

>>713418837
I think you are just finally realizing that people come and go at studios as writers. Do you know one of the senior writers of Tsushima was also on Watch Dogs Legion? Weird how one game good, one game really bad. Or someone who wrote Halo 5, also wrote Tsushima.

Shit, the lead writer I mentioned wrote Far Cry Primal. From lead writer of FC Primal to lead writer on Tsushima. I just think you are retarded and don't know that its mostly the creators/directors then telling the writers the outline of the game and how to get there.

>>713404578 (OP)
this bitch is fucking hideous. she's missing half her nose.

>>713418970
It’s going to be woke. I am sorry.

3 hours

It’s gonna be a 6/10 game, but it will be reviewed as 9/10 game because kojima loves to throw money on those useless journos

>>713419817
>pre-coping

>>713404578 (OP)
any PC port news yet?

>snoyshit exclusive
I'm expecting a 70+ 25 sony bonus point

I'm a bit confused. My PS5 is showing the game doesnt unlock for another ~18 hours
Why are people saying it goes live in 2?

>>713420574
the reviews go live in 2 and a half hours

>>713420648
I meant this anon
>>713410768

>>713411382
Ben Starr's popularity and his inclusion in other works has been a huge part because of how he was able to take the popularity of his role in FF16 and use that to start making meme videos.
To say he's not an e-celeb under your definition feels odd

>>713420698
Probably just got 'hour' and 'day' confused. It doesn't go live for another 18.5 hours, and that's just for the digital deluxe version so you should still get the pre-order stuff if you buy it in the next day or two.

>>713420698
>>713420908
>>713420648
>>713420574

Im looking at some guys livestream that says the game will release in 6 and a half hours. Its a rolling release, so it will depend entirely on your region.

>>713421040

>>713421195
all time zones should boil to one centralized unit so my bing bing wahoo HAS to release at the same time

>>713421040
>>713421195
Ah, that makes more sense. Broken down by region then adjusted for the time zones within each region, so the Aussies and Kiwis are getting it early like always.

Bros, I need some serious advice here
Should I play on my monitor where my comfy chair is thats closer to my head, or should I play on my TV where I have my bed and dolby atmos, but the HDR is kind of scuffed

>>713404578 (OP)
I have a feeling that this will be the game that breaks the camel's back as far as public perception towards Kojima goes. DS1 may have been "haha there goes the wacky guy again..." and this will further drive home that point. Critically it will do well because Kojimbo's well connected and game journos can't afford to hate on it because they themselves have zero credibility now, but it will not have strong legs for user reviews.

Personally I am looking forward to the game because the first one was surprisingly enjoyable.

Offline Chads seething over Onlinecels

Death Stranding 2 and Shogun 3 are the only games I'm looking forward to

have they improved vehicles or is the same jank?

>>713421823
Shogun 3 with modern Total War building and army limitations, not really something I'd be too interested in. I guess the world map would actually be more able to get the scale of Japan right

>>713421267
thats called UTC

I played Ground Zeroes recently and got stuck on a rock while driving. This happened to me in Death Stranding as well. How does Kojima do it? It's not even the same engine.

>>713407046
pure kino

>>713410970
100%
Death Stranding 2 and KCD2 are the only worthwhile games that came out this year ( DL: The Beast looks good but not really revolutionary )

>>713411382
E33
>niggers everywhere, asian and poojeet boss kweens, millenial writing
yep so much better

>>713421823
>Shogun 3
wat?... are you just shitposting or did they really

>>713404578 (OP)
first 9/10 review leaked from some no name shithole site where the fucking reviewer didn't even bother finishing the fucking game
>My 35+ hours with Death Stranding 2: On The Beach was laced with so many emotions and feelings: boredom, excitement, joy, confusion, and satisfaction. [Death Stranding 2] still has the trademarks of a Kojima-written narrative -"Muffin Man"-style dialogue, bats*** insane moments, subtle-as-a-sledgehammer storytelling with obvious symbolism. But that's what makes this sequel all the more endearing; you may cringe at some moments, but you won't be bored with the thread being spun here.
For the record they gave the the first game a 4/10

>>713415639
I assume a lot of people are in the same boat here that hardly touch their PS5 anymore I probably wouldn't have bothered if I needed to sub, this is good

>>713422674
That isn't the full review, its just the blurb you submit. How do you know he didn't finish the game

>>713422674
>Death Stranding 2: On The Beach was laced with so many emotions and feelings: boredom
>but you won't be bored with the thread being spun here.

Do “journalist” even read their own shit ?

>>713422761
because in the preview event journos played for 30 hours and that was about 40% of the fucking story according to Kojima. I think finishing the main story of a single player game is the bare minimum for a professional review.

>>713422795
ikr? what an absolute fucking retard who wrote this

>>713422856
They played for 30 hours but also couldn't advance the story after a certain point. DS1 is like 40 hours long, the second game isn't going to be so much bigger to be a 100 hour long game.

>>713422674
I used to be a hack journalist making film reviews for the CBC before that kike nepobaby fired me. Whoever remotely thought this was a passable blurb should be skinned alive

>>713422969
Nigger, they had over 3 weeks to finish the fucking game. Sony made sure to sent out review copies early so these so called journalists have plent of time to play the fucking game. This faggot was just a lazy piece of shit that didn't even do what he is getting paid for

good morning sirs!

>>713404578 (OP)

>>713422674
Absolutely love or hate death stranding or Kojima or whatever, only playing a quarter to 40% of the story and calling it a 9/10 is ridiculous.
Imagine if people in the 90s did this with like Half Life and just quit right at the part where freeman gets trash compacted

>>713404578 (OP)
83/100

>two leaked reviews
>90/100 and 5/5
We're so fucking back.

>>713423273
Yeeaaaaaa

>kojimbo sloppa
10/10 by definition

>>713404578 (OP)
No one over the age of 40 should make any creative endeavors whatsoever. Your good idea juices dries out in your mid 20's. Afterwards you're just a hack with a fossilized brain and money.

>>713423285
Especially important to finish the fucking game when it comes to a Kojima game. He is known for making one of the best endings in gaming history ffs, fucking journofags I swear, every fucking braindead retard can become a fucking journalist these days

>>713423328
That ruins my plans of having the game on PC early.

>>713422674
>game is so shitty that reviewers can't be bothered to finish it on their paid review.
Lmao

Massive leak, /v/ros...

>my copy arrives on the 26th
>digital tards will be already playing it tomorrow
I'm gonna go off grid for a while bros, have fun.

>>713423517
>you can order a pizza in game
Take me back Everquest bros

>>713423517

>>713423473
yeah i'm sure that was the problem and not the reviewer being a lazy piece of fucking shit you goddamn retard, stop excusing this behavour, in a real job you also have to finish shit your boss tells you to do so this shit is fucking inexcusable, fuck this guy and fuck you for defending him

>>713423552
Monsterbros, our response?

>>713423517
>https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1937013353999978513
>ITS REAL
I thought we'd get like branded in game merch or something :(
Also Kojima (dominoes) pulled a David Hayter thing with Monster Energy lop

>>713404578 (OP)
>[...] a tour de force.
>The best game in the standing genre.
>A [...] true [...] return [...] to form.

no fragile sex scene no buy

so is it good or not?

>>713404578 (OP)
Official Playstation Germany just posted this
>and nothing is as before
What do they mean with that?? I thought this was just DS1.5??? AAAA HELP ME HATERBROS

>>713423843
If the previews from some weeks ago are any indication, pacing better early on and more tools/combat to break up monotony.

i can't believe im so hyped to play just because of the asym journeying together comfiness, i really do just love it

>>713424069
More games should have it

>>713424069
call me insane but just like with every Kojima game i'm mostly looking forward to the story. I can't wait to find out where it will all lead us to

>>713405354
way better than the Woodkid tracks I've heard

>>713424147
I'm mostly stoked for the hammy writing and goofy cutscenes. I hope we get another Princess Beach moment to break more brains.

>>713406346
91 metacritic, 8.3 user score

We're coming home, bros...

So... What went wrong?

>>713404578 (OP)
Why are reviewers so excited to talk about this game?

>>713424609
Between this and the
>focus testers finding it too fun
thing I'm definitely curious wtf this game has going for it

My brethren...

>>713424813
Its like Infinite Jest but you transcend to death

>>713424456
YEEEEESSS!!!!

>>713424813
Production value, unique asymmetrical aspects, Kojima weird shit. Especially if they tied in real boss fights/good combat after MGSV and DS1 have shit bosses

hour left until embargo drops?

I... I'm just gonna lie down for a minute guys...

>>713404578 (OP)
DS1 got about an 8.
The DC got an 8.5.
So I guess most reviewers are now people who played the first one, in other words more whol liked it. 8.5+ for DS2 easily. I guess a 9.

>>713404578 (OP)
>and more dangerous - than ever
Fuck YES! Kojima didn't back down, let the filtering begin.

>>713424964
NOOOOOOOOO

>>713404578 (OP)
The first one on opencritic is a 9.

hey fanning here
On my way to kojima-san house

>>713404578 (OP)
9/10 is my guess, im actually wondering how long the game is thats all i want to know then im ignoring it until the PC release

>>713425054
hope you cleaned your butthole, he's into that stuff or at least I am

40 minutes

>>713424813
its DS1 but better, if you didnt like the first game you probably wont like this, for DS1 enjoyers, DS2 is going to be kino epitomised

I... I... I sold my wedding ring to play this...

>>713424501
>>713424859
>>713424964
>>713425204
Trying too hard

>>713425175
I don't think necessarily if you disliked the first, that you will dislike the second. Apparently the pacing and onboarding is way better in 2. The first game's first like 5 hours are some walking missions, but moreso massive info dumps. Like if someone jumped into MGS4 as their first MGS game. The beginning meeting Drebin has so many cutscenes, codecs, walk for 5 minutes only for another cutscene etc

>>713425162
go back to sucking dicks on reddit

>>713425262
Angry tender

>>713425230
The first ever strand type thread

Looks like the discord trannies found the thread

>>713425246
yeah i get the intro sucked for people, but its the same foundation you go from a to b whilst being a autist about it dodging time fall dealing with bt's, mule camps all that stuff is the same but more in depth plus animals etc, its DS1 but better so if you dont like DS1 you probably wont like this imagine the amount of retards who complain about falling over and the bagpack system in DS1 you think they wont do the same for DS2? there is a lot of zoomer fags out in the gaming scene and i dont mean by age i mean goldfish must have action now or im bored players they wont understand that DS is a slow burner game

>>713425323
>People talking about video games
YEP, I BET THE CABAL OF PEOPLE THAT CUT OFF THEIR PENISES BEAMED IN TO MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN.

>>713425386
Thing is, from what we've heard you start the game with vehicles and probably some of the gadgets you earned later on. They immediately take some tedium away from the player with that, and let people do stuff like quick-drop your backpack so you can actually fight at enemy camps or do stealth.

The thing that has me most worried is that I kind of enjoyed it being cumbersome to get in/out of combat. It felt like you had to really commit.

>>713425472
im going to be honest, i think you shouldnt get vehicles or be online getting people building stuff for you or leaving ladders etc, it should just be you and you alone walking everywhere building your own bridges ladders anchors no roads should be able to be built either it just takes the whole point of the game away

>>713425403
Spamming fake Metacritic user scores is not video games. Just fuck off back to your troon channel.

>>713425550
>whole point
Well the asynchronous stuff WAS a huge point, same for the likes system. I think day 1 it won't matter, but like if you played DS1 right now as many people have been alot of ladders or bridges have been built and you don't really need to interact with the system. Week 1 of DS2 will be similar to how the first game launched, you still will need to do preparations and maybe even pre-run the route and lay down the stuff.

>>713425567
"I don't like the joke... it must be... transgenders..."
I giggled, so I made a contribution. Do you think I'm coordinating this with people on discord who want to castrate themselves? Do you think I'm trans because I know how to use inspect element?

who the fuck even cares about death stranding? it's one of the most boring games ever made

>still no PC version announced
Imma go kill myself

>>713425643
i played the game offline, built no roads and used no vehicles, went through every mule camp and bt area with 10 guns on me killed everything took all their shit 5 star all bunkers it was pure kino im pissed i have to wait another 6-8 months for a PC release

>>713404578 (OP)
>Streamer faggots are only allowed to play up to episode 7
Based.

>>713425872
So chapter 7 is the tweeest

>>713425785
Did you do offline for your first time? if yeah, would you recommend it? I'm really debating playing DS2 without the online features. I really hated the icon spam everywhere. It felt like panhandling when I saw those stupid speed up signs all over the road I made, and it hurt my ego like crazy if I was the major contributor to a road, but someone else got the credit in the terminal

>>713425872
someone needs to ask the reviewers how many episodes there is that has to be midway probably 14-15 maybe more?

>>713425872
Oh people are going to be pissed at this, but its kinda based. Don't let people speedrun and spoil shit

>>713425872
Good fuck streamers

>>713425872
Based as Hell. Swing the hammer, Kojimbles.

>>713425959
15 iirc + epilogue

>>713425957
>Did you do offline for your first time? if yeah, would you recommend it?
Yes 100% just know its you and you alone out there which is how its suppose to be if you really want a challenge play on hard with no vehicles or roads, very hard is just the game being a asshole and forcing you to carry 40 repair sprays for no reason hard is the perfect middle ground thats my honest recommendation

>>713414094
Is that Hideo or Kojima?
I can never tell them apart...

>Chapter 7 begins
>Its Sam in the PT Hallway
>Death Stranding 1&2 was a prequel to silent hills

>>713425872
lol lmao I don't care, will stream trough the end

>>713426079
sounds like a major plot twist midway

Twenty minutes

>>713426148
@Kojima_Hideo
@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
@KojiPro2015
@KojiPro2015_EN

will it make more sense than the first one?

>>713426148
I remember Atlus being REALLY fucking obnoxious around Persona 5's release. The average person will get away with it, but big streamers will be hit by DMCA most likely

>>713426308
DS1 made sense and everything was explained in so much detail that people actually complained

>>713426308
The first one made a lot of sense. They explained and re-explained it so many times there's no way you couldn't get it.

>>713426348
>>713426356
Not really

>>713426308
The beach exists between life and death.. it's death stranding............

>>713426308
DS1 makes sense you just didnt play the game

How will /v/ cope when the reviews are good?

>>713426635
By pre-ordering and playing the game.

>>713426635
Why would I cope when I have a ps5

>>713411602
sadly just Mexico and Australia in DS2

>>713426635
Gay game for retarded jewish mongrels

>>713426635
by waiting for a PC release

Ten minutes

>>713426635
By scraping the 1 inch layer of dust off my PS5 and actually using it

>>713426693
>just
The whole point of the first game is going across the USA. The whole point of the second game is connecting the continents. Plural. The mid game twist is going to Asia then ending in Germany or Spain.

>>713404578 (OP)
This shit will be Kojamboleiajambos Magnum Opus

>>713426635
it won't sell, much loved games like Yakuza LaD don't sell let alone a sequel to a game that was considered boring

KOJIMA JUST FLIED OVER MY HOUSE

>>713404897
>dollman positioned at Norman's crotch
>characters are talking to norman's crotch

>>713410327
Nah, GZ was great if a little short.
You just have tard taste

>>713426785
First game sold 5m in two years, while being a super divisive game. I do wonder if this one will fare better now that people have expectations for what it is and what it is not

>>713426785
DS is estimated to have sold nearly 10 million copies

>>713409232
Traipsing around the mountains near heartman's lab is about the point of the game that it either becomes fun/interesting/less tedious/more engaging and if you're not having fun around then you aren't going to have fun at all

>>713426825
>nuuuOOooH the prologue sold separately with remastered content was good!
Retard

>>713426693
Videogames are rarely set in Australia so I'm hyped for all the terrain and bushland, I already saw there's kangaroo so i hope theres a lot of australian native animals like echidna

>>713426308
DS2 has one of those cutscene dictionaries where you can pause the game and it will let you read what things are, and you can ask questions now about stuff if youre confused

>>713426917
The newer FF has this and it’s one of the best features

>>713426950
nah it's shit

3 MINUTES

>>713426892
Doubt, they are talking about players, so gamepass, ps plus and gifts

>>713426843
5 million between the peak of PS4 and PC is not that great, those who fell for it from the first DS1 will not buy it again

>>713426635
>20XX
>Caring about reviews
The reviewers don't play games and are simply paid to write whatever.
Only honest reviews are from catholic game reviews.

>>713427059
I PREDICT A 10

>>713427080
The player count was 20+ million. I’m talking about sales.

He did it.

>>713427123
I know, still I doubt it sold 10 million or they would have said that since it was a nice round number

HOLY SHIT, WE ACTUALLY WON

>>713417769
>Tarman: Sam, the Chiralium Tar will suck you into it, you can't control the Tar like I can, be careful out there you can wind up in some other beach..
>Heartman: Sam, Tarman is right, your Beach is connected to the rest of the beaches via the strand, or as I like to call it, the streach..a complicated mix of strand and beach..
>Dollman: Sam, I exist so there's someone to bounce dialogue off of, please will you set me down between Fragile's tits
>Fragilewoman: I'm fragile...but not that kind of fragile...

>>713427189
>>713427185
It will drop to like 88 most likely, but still far higher than DS1's 82

>>713427201
>>713427189
>>713427185

>that yellow

It's over

>>713404578 (OP)
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Holy fuck, he actually knocked it out of the park.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS GO GO GO GO

>>713427243
>>713427243
>>713427243
>>713427243

>>713427201
Kojima on suicide watch. (His game is reviewing too well.

Revenge from Ign France because Ign Japan is giving e33 a 7/10

EXPEDITION 33 BROS, WE HAVE WON.

>>713427446
...the second best game of the year competition

Clair Obscur Expedition 33
Death Stranding 2
Split fiction
Blue Prince
Monster hunter wilds

Ghost of Yotei will close the list of GOTY contenders.

>>713404578 (OP)
why Fanning? she looks like a downie

>>713405354
Too much musical styles, keep it simple kojima. He used to have movie composers, and simple vocals.
This shit sounds very avantgarde though

>>713410520
Stop posting the dickriders, only Sam should be posted, everytime this guy speaks he says the dumbest shit, I don't even think he believes it

Is it true they removed monster drinks?

>>713427491
>"90 > 93!"

Numbers hard!

Are you ashamed of your words and deeds yet /v/.

>>713424964

>>713426105
I tried to warn you.

>>713411437
called it

>it's Death Stranding given the Michael Bay treatment
Utter kino incoming.

>>713433359
>Same story as the first game
THAT'S LITERALLY MGS2 AGAIN!!!

>>713433359
misogynists bros, we are still winning

>>713433359
Sweaties umm, this is like, not okay???

>>713433672
we're going to play as a different character this time?

>>713434367
The fact it repeats the plot of the first part

people are already streaming it now
https://www.youtube.com/live/X-19y53lfDU

>>713434625
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/death-stranding-2

>you can now actually use a bike outside of roads without "forcing" her to move
Bravo Kojumbo

>>713404578 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713404578 (OP)
In no universe is thus a 94, I just font believe it after how 6/10 the original was.

>I'm sorry that DEADMAN is GONE
I line written by the mastermind Hideous Kojima

You can't pee on enemies

>>713433359
>>713433764
>>713435690
>IGN

>>713435690
>even easier than the first game
So there's really no reason to play it anymore apart from the wacky cutscenes.

>>713435718
/v/'s judgement of games has been rendered pointless after this place unironically lost it's mind over a literal tranny simulator like Deltarune

>>713404578 (OP)
Kojima, I kneel.

>>713414619
I see way more of the opposite on /v/, man. True Kojima fans aren’t afraid to admit he’s a hack writer
>>713418290
I mean you’re technically correct, but that’s not why.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713414619
You fags are just a bunch of aging millennials who have been seething for a decade that MGSV wasn't a movie and Quiet wasn't a tranny.

>>713435971
>in over a decade
Jesus fucking Christ, the mad lad has actually done it.

>>713436190
Except those people are the ones who unironically say MGS1 has good writing.
PW, MGSV and DS are the only Kojima games worth playing, since they actually have gameplay.

>>713435690
so he made the sequel for the normalfags that didn't like the first one?

I seriously thought it was coming out on PC as well. Guess I need to fire up the dusty ps5.

I haven’t played the original but just the description of the gameplay doesn’t make me want to play them.

>>713427519
>Monster hunter wilds
>GOTY
KEKMAO

>>713435690
It sucks that he didn't have the confidence to fully commit to the walking simulator, not even with DS1 but DS2 sounds like he's streamlined things so much that there's basically nothing there

>>713435826
>Even IGN thought he casualized it

>>713437001
And they lowered the score because women are women and not trannies.

>>713435826
>France

>>713404578 (OP)

I haven’t played the original but just the description of the gameplay alone doesn’t make me want to play it.

>>713436926
>>713435690
What people are saying is that the game is better suited for stealth or straight up action, whereas in DS1 the stealth was clunky and you didn't get guns until like 20 hours into the game

>>713436926
People who hated the walking sim will never care for the sequel anyways. What a shame.

>everything Ive read from reviews point to the walking sim aspect of the game getting gutted

FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

kojimbo dropped the ball not putting ds ps5 on sale before ds2 dropped.

>>713437494
if true kojima is a hack, chasing popularity just like everyone else

>>713437494
What did you hear exactly? I saw that pissing/shitting are just one thing in the private room now.

>>713437494
Good. DS1 only starts getting fun once you unlock the guns and vehicles.
Hope there's mechas.

>>713437494
Best part of the game gets shit on for more generic combat sloppa.

SAD.

>casualized sequel
porterbros.....should we be worried?

>>713437494
lmao get fucked Kojidrone

>>713404578 (OP)
Wait another year for PC, so we can both play and also goon to Elle Fanning blender porn.

>>713437608
>walking
>best part of the game
It's precisely what everyone hated and why you had to power through until chapter 4, because it was all walking.

>13 more hours until I can play
Just let us play when the Kiwiniggers can

>>713437663
Whenever someone in /v/ calls someone a Kojimadrone they are also the kind of millennials who think MGS1, 2 and 3 were good and are mad MGSV wasn't a shitty movie like those.

>>713437494
>>713437615
it doesn't surprise me in the slightest seeing as how he already begun this process with the Director's Cut. It's like he does everything in his power to undermine the biggest strength of the game.

>>713437580
I had to tap out in chapter 3. When does it get good?

>>713437834
if anything we want more weird traversal stuff

>>713437834
What fucking strength, the parts of DS1 that were just walking were boring as fuck.


>>713437849
Chapter 4 is where it cuts loose and you start getting access to proper weaponry, vehicles, the hoverboard and ziplines

>>713437704
No fuck off retard. The walking sim and logistics sjit was BY FAR the best part of DS.

It was AAA eurotruck sim.

>>713437997
Fuck

Death Stranding was popular on PC because of the transportation autism.

>>713437797
>substitute 1 hour of cutscenes for 30 hours of audio tape recordings
>still feels incomplete

>>713437924
>if anything we want more weird traversal stuff
Yeah that's what made DS1 interesting, DS1 wasn't fun when you were riding vehicles on roads, it was fun when you were barely getting by on rough terrain with your packages rusty and nearly falling apart.

It sucks that he got scared out of going even harder on that. He has the skeleton of this super interesting game and then he just does literally everything he can for you not to engage with its biggest strengths "you know you can just not play it and instead use these tools to trivialize everything"

ok? that's the fucking point

why isn't fragile's body aged?

>>713438013
What logistics?
>uhhh, guess I need a rope to go down/stairs to go up

>>713438013
still no truck in the game

>>713438098
>muh plot
See?
Nobody fucking cares about stories in games, much less from the same games with utter retardation like "soldier genes".
You need a low IQ to swallow Metal Gear's plot.

MGSV modded into a stealth focused milsim, that's when it gets good.

>>713438135
Because she is not that Frafile xD

>>713438312
this will never not be funny, Kojima always comes up with the funniest memeable shit ever, just like Princess Beach, people will talk about this shit for years to come

>>713433764
>often take her shoes off
kek

>>713437608
You can always just deliver pizzas in GTA if that’s what you want to do.

>>713438297
Gameplay is mid at best. It's just a clunky empty world with nothing to do but abuse the retard enemy AI.

>>713433764
>Kojima is a footchad
Holy based.

Dark Souls - Dark Souls 2 review syndrome.
You know it.

>>713438503
MGSV's problem is that it's too easy, that's why you mod it so guards have realistic vision, tranqs are severely limited and fultoning alerts everyone in the area.

>>713404578 (OP)
Watch as the game fails to sell on the PS5 and they panic announce the PC version.
Seriously consolefags do not care about this style of gameplay. Onlyfags does, why do you think they have all of those simulator games.

Weird how the majority of the people just don't seem to care even if this game is good or not, unlike DS1. Normies just forgot this IP existed.

>>713438649
So you agree original MGSV is shit. Gotcha.

>>713438720
I remember /v/ saying the exact same thing about DS1, that normies didn't care and that it would flop.

>>713438769
But good with mods.
Meanwhile there's no w<y to mod the rest of the franchise to be good, they are movies with extremely easy stealth.
Reason why Splinter Cell consistently mogged this franchise.

>just played 2 hours of ds2
It’s literally a ds1 dlc, like literally nothing new so far

looks good visually, as expected
gameplay looks boring with some decent stealth

>>713438961
what's the appeal of the game anyway?
all the streams i've seen of it look boring

>>713438781
Nah, Kojima was full meme force at that point with everybody hating on Konami and siding with Geoff and Guillermo del Toro. Now it really feels like a wet fart of a release in comparison.

>>713438876
>"B-But good with mods"

>>713438720
Most normies are on console.
The real players that want to play this are on PC.

>>713439030
Not /v/, /v/ spent years seething because MGSV had no plot.
Hell this place was so mad it spent years shilling MG Survive as "revenge" against Kljima.

>>713439096
Yes, the only MGS worth playing needs to be heavily modded.

>>713439187
It was mad at Konami, not at Kojima. Get your facts straight, you retard.

>>713439187
lmao kojima worshipers literally don’t know what game kojima made

>>713439275
>>713439030
Here's a glimpse of /v/ during Death Stranding's launch you revisionist fuck.
This place was shitting on it from day 1, saying it was vaporware, that it would never come out and that it would flop.

>>713439275
>recasted Hayter to shill Hollywood
>mission structure completely different from past MGS games for open world shit
>no real boss fights with FOXHOUND, Dead Cell or Cobra equivalent
Nah people gave Kojima a ton of shit

>>713439492
No, I'm just laughing at /v/ once more going
>guys I swear this game's gonna flop
when you are never right.
You are just seething that Kojima isn't making more Metal Gear trash.

>>713438961
Liar, you can SOOTHE LOU off her pod this time.

>>713439598
And yet it's the only MGS worth playing, because the rest are garbage movies trying to force some of the worst writing in videogames down your throat.

>>713433359
Apart from the womyn bulletpoint the reviewer might be right about everything else.
I like DS1 and that wasn't because of the action, pew-pew part.

>>713439506
>"Get a glimpse at this just one post that reflects my mental illness"
lmao no

>>713438781
>>713439506
>>713439682
It did flop though but not for the reason you're touting, the game had no sales milestones even ONCE when it was PS4 Exclusive.
Only after it got a PC port is when they have their first sale milestone at 5 million.

>>713438781
it did flop, on console
meanwhile the real audience is on PC

>>713439892
So yes, you are unironically going to pretend /v/ hasn't been seething about Kojima for a decade now.
This is why everytime you say a game is going to flop you are wrong.

>>713440028
>>713439994
So it sold well?

>>713440030
Seething only turned into a real thing after DS1 came out and proved the emperor's new clothes theory.

>>713440471
No it didn't, you fags spent a decade going on about muh budget of MGSV, crying because Quiet wasn't a tranny, saying Death Stranding first would never come out, and then that it would flop, and shilled MG Survive entirely out of rage.

Why? Because MGSV wasn't an edgy movie about Big Boss killing kids.
That's what it all comes down to.

do i have yellow fever or is Shioli the most beautiful woman of all time

Need pics and webms of the preggo...

>it's casual shit
into the trash it goes

>$10 extra for early access
hmmmmm

Men only want one thing.

>7/10
7/10
>7/10
7/10
>7/10
7/10
>7/10
7/10

>>713420196
two years until definitive edition epic exclusive then another year after that for steam

>>713439994
>the game flopped so hard they contracted kojima to make a sequel
cope tendie

>>713404578 (OP)
As soon as 3D artists extract Elle's model... Boy, I can finally have pr0n of Elle Fanning

>have DS1
>stopped playing when I got to the 2nd area
Should I try it again? I don’t remember disliking it just got busy

Have any of the reviews highlighted how the handling of the vehicles has changed? Replayed directors cut over the last few weeks and I swear driving up a hill feels like my wheels are bars of soap.

>>713447326
2nd area is where the game actually begins and gets immeasurably better
1st area is an hours-long tutorial

i don't feel like dusting my ps5 off, call me when it's on PC

>>713447560
ps5 is the definitive experience

>>713447606
my PC+switch 2 say otherwise brownie

>>713447035
What? It did flop, when it was PS4 only.
It only became more successful, especially with good word of mouth when it came to PC.

rainy looks good
best girl

Is this shit a playstation exclusive again. kojima is pissing me off.

>>713447737
I'll add detail for you then retard
>flopped so hard (on PS4) that (Sony) contracted Kojima to make a sequel (PS5 timed exclusive)
If the juice wasn't worth the squeeze they wouldn't have invested

I don't give a fuck about a PS5 exclusive.
When is it coming to PC?

>>713448893
>When is it coming to LINUX?
FIFY

DON'T BE SO SERIOUS

>>713449150
linux is for work pajeet, not like you'll ever know

>>713448115
Because it did eventually becomes successful?
Maybe expecting PC players to jump onto ps5 to play the sequel.
Regardless the proof is in the image I posted.

Any spoilers?

can't believe they added this to the game

>>713448893
Probably a year, maybe six months.

>>713451521
AI or legit?

I forget a lot of the first games story. Any good recap videos that aren't too long or narrated by someone insufferable?

>>713455959
yes

>>713442391
Disgusting.

>>713448001
>/v/ constantly shits on ps5 for having no games
>gets one
>reeeeee why is it exclusive

>>713404578 (OP)
Gamespot gave it a 7/10 because you can take photos of women (who pose for them), and that's problematic for some reason