Thread 713077759

Can one of you niggers on this board with a review copy just spoil the game already?
I'm sick of waiting

full of cringe cameos
neil is fragile's father
no joost
you play as fragile from chapter 7 until the end
no 40fps mode

>>713077836
>no 40fps mode
who cares
i'll be playing at 240 fps

>>713077836
>you play as fragile from chapter 7 until the end
Cringe if true

>>713077836
Real?
How many chapters?

>>713077836
>5 foot tall woman carrying cargo across hundreds of kms
That's fucking retarded lmao

>>713077759 (OP)
UOOOOOOOOOOH ToT

>>713078158
16

>>713078197
disembowel yourself

>>713077836
Post proof, faggot

>>713077759 (OP)
>zoomer mindbroken by the media's habit of revealing everything about a game before release can't stand when a game actually hides and leaves everything for the player to discover
grim

>>713078057
>>713078189
Stop incels. Fragile is a strong and independent woman

>>713078275
have sex, incel

>>713078057
>straight white male lead is replaced with female
Why am I not surprised

>>713078487
In this economy?

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

>>713078702
>I made it bad on purpose
Kojimbo pre-coping for when the game is inevitably revealed to be a steaming pile of shit.

>>713078513
>Still seething after Sekiro beat the first game at the Dorito pope awards
>Kojimbo saw TLOU2 get GOTY for having 2 dykes in it
>Thought DS2 would be a shoe in for GOTY if it made you play as a woman
That was probably the thought process knowing him.

>>713078861
No he just wanted to scan Elle Fanning's feet

>>713077759 (OP)
Kojimbovich fell off. Nigga should of stuck to action espionage games.

>>713079094
>should of

He made it TOO good and had to scale back on the kino otherwise he's worried people would start dying

>>713079236
See >>713078778

god no please don't spoil, not having a PS5 sucks already

>>713079296
Too late this is what will happen for 90% of the game

>>713077836
>RetardEra tranny
Nice try, faggot

>>713077759 (OP)
>higgs gives sam the best sloppy toppy of all time with his tentacle tounge.
Happens in episode 9

>>713079357
I've put 1k hours in this game and ziplines are the worst fucking thing ever; the most boring pile of trash. Kojima needs to be hung from a level 3 zipline

>>713079581
1k hours? seriously?

>>713079693
He's basically a MULE. Kinda like gacha paypigs, except instead of being hungry for anime tiddies, Kojima's cock.

>>713079693
>>713079862
And theres actual retards who actually enjoy pressing one button and flying over the map endlessly. Sure putting up the ziplines is the fun part, connecting every location. But actually using them is low iq behaviour.

>>713079570
share more. how does the game end

>>713079570
where link?

>>713077759 (OP)
why is sam hyde kissing that baby

>>713079236
>>713079282
>>713078702
You're the same person posting this exact same post every time a new death stranding thread starts. Every single time without fail its copy pasta, then that interview from woodkid where he glazes kojima

>>713080325
ToT

I beat the game

About halfway through a new villain is introducted called LiveLong man who wants to absorb BTs to create immortality
He does this because due to a freak accident he cannot die but his wife did and he wants noone else to suffer the pain of dying anymore.

Also the vast majority you play as reedus but there are some scripted non open world sections where you play elle fanning and it plays like a bad bayonetta where you do oil combos

>>713080657
who's neil, is it just a cliff copy paste

>buying a Kojima game ever
Ngmi

>>713080189
>not using the zip line to make sure the old man gets his chiral medicine on time and always in pristine condition so he doesn't die

>>713080739
neills character is an allegory for derek chauvin (his name is pronounced kneel)

>>713081036
The story behind your objective is secondary to the importance of GAMEPLAY in a video GAME. And the gameplay sucks.

>>713078189
They're wearing exoskellingtons ya DUMBY

>>713081036
>Can't get LLL rank with 0 damage to cargo without flying to it in 2 ziplines
dunno man, it was pretty easy without one button pressing

>>713080657
>LiveLong man
I believe it

>>713077836
DS1 already showed Fragile's parents

>>713080386
>only one person is able to mock a cuck faggot cult leader and his paypigs

>>713083612
You do this for multiple hours a day, every day. You are obsessed.

>>713077759 (OP)
How long you think the main story will take? I want to play this but Bananza is out in july, and I REALLY want to play that (Bananza > DS)

>>713082754
>Fragile's Father was a fan of motor racing, so much so that he wore a motorcyclist's suit and had started building a racetrack, with the intention of entertaining and uniting the community of the region. Unfortunately, he would never see his "dream circuit" come true due to the subsequent terrorist attacks and his death.

>>713079357
>>713079581
I never used a single zipline in the 3 times I played it, seemed kinda sovlless, same with the exoskeletons (except the speed ones those were ensovled)
the closest i ever got to anything resembling a quality of life upgrade was when i very carefully planned routes over the rugged terrain that cars could drive safely, planning every single turn on every single rock to be able to drive up terrain they clearly didn't want you to, and then the most kino thing was seeing people's pee mushrooms on my paths a bit after i started grinding deliveries
yes i'm autistic

>>713077759 (OP)
Not but here's a hint for what's to come

>>713080739
I'm 90% sure he's Igor's driver from the start of the first game, they look exactly the same

>>713085115
UOOOOOHH ToT x2

>>713079357
i dont build roads
i dont build ziplines
i dont use vehicles
i play offline
i take the most fuck you to bts. mules, terrorists, mountains route meaning i go right through it all
i carry 10 guns on me
i carry 30 blood grenades in my pouches

best way to play the game

>>713089150
>i carry 10 guns on me
>i carry 30 blood grenades in my pouches
Based