Thread 713610623 - /v/ [Archived: 809 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:56:33 PM No.713610623
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>Japanese humor
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:58:31 PM No.713610760
>>713610623 (OP)
He's right though, pineapple fags should die.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:58:45 PM No.713610772
>>713610623 (OP)
Kojimbo always had gay anime cringe in all his games going back to MGS 1, this is nothing new.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:00:49 PM No.713610918
>Throwing a punch with your elbow and wrist bent like a 'z'

Did pajeeta animate this?

Also obligatory:
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:01:36 PM No.713610970
>>713610623 (OP)
Genuinely better than any western game "humor" ive seen in almost 2 decades.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:02:00 PM No.713610997
>/v/ now has to pretend soul isn't soul to keep up the kojimbo counterjerking kayfabe
Bad look
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:03:11 PM No.713611091
>>713610997
>Anon's definition of soul is literally a wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza

Regress back into the womb and reverse birth yourself.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:04:40 PM No.713611180
>>713610623 (OP)
i lol'd
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:05:05 PM No.713611204
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:05:48 PM No.713611249
>>713611091
>Anon's definition of soul is [soulful sequence]
wow
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:06:01 PM No.713611262
>>713610623 (OP)
Quirky Reddit Chungus: The Game, Japan
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:06:24 PM No.713611284
>>713610623 (OP)
this is more inline with chinese movies
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:06:39 PM No.713611303
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>>713610623 (OP)
jej this is actually sick
>that stare post fight
ludo kino
only pathetic depressed contrarian incels (that most likely can't afford a ps5 to play the game) will say that this is somehow not funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:07:02 PM No.713611330
>>713610970
It's retarded Deadpool-tier humor made by a jap with an inferiority complex, how exactly is it any different?.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:07:26 PM No.713611368
>>713610623 (OP)
funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:07:37 PM No.713611378
>>713610623 (OP)
But it's le heckin based when it's kojima doing it!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:08:38 PM No.713611448
>>713611330
>can't recognize the most obvious Hong Kong action movie homage right before his eyes
>immediately evokes marvelslop unprompted
holy mother of zoomzoom
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:09:08 PM No.713611478
>>713610772
Yeah, but DS1 had significantly less of this kind of stuff and most DS1 fans never played Metal Gear seeing how DS1 outsold the entire Metal Gear series combined.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:09:12 PM No.713611484
Absolute kino, I'm not interested in death stranding but that scene is really cool
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:09:16 PM No.713611490
food horror
food horror
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>>713610760
Pineapple is great, but only fresh one, canned is trash.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:09:47 PM No.713611520
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>>713611091
it's called unbirth
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:09:51 PM No.713611525
>>713611091
>wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza
The Devil May Cry 3 opening is pretty souful yeah
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:10:27 PM No.713611572
>>713610623 (OP)
more like jackie chan
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:10:44 PM No.713611601
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>Western serious writing
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:10:48 PM No.713611604
>>713611490
that's cheese
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:11:30 PM No.713611646
Its incredible how Kojima wasted all that tech and resources in nothing but a cringe circlejerk
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:11:38 PM No.713611657
>>713611448
Who the fuck cares?, it's the same out-of-place nonsense you'd find in any capeshit movie nowadays. Tell me you can't imagine Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool entering a pizza parlor and doing this exact same shit?.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:12:22 PM No.713611704
>>713610772
>it's always existed therefore it's good!
Fuck off. I'll never understand why this non-argument is so popular
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:12:23 PM No.713611705
>>713611604
No that's cheese-like product.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:24 PM No.713611759
>>713610623 (OP)
Is that fucking Mamoru Oshii? What the fuck?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:31 PM No.713611770
>>713611657
imagine getting so worked up over a funny little cutscene, most normal people will giggle and move on
have sex fat incel
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:32 PM No.713611773
>>713610623 (OP)
So, what's that character's name?
Pizza Cookman?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:48 PM No.713611792
>>713610623 (OP)
KINOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:56 PM No.713611805
>>713611705
I hate the *-like products
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:14:28 PM No.713611849
>>713611448
Which John Woo movie is this jeet tier animation referencing? The cinematography is absolute slop compared to any hong Kong action movie.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:14:40 PM No.713611869
>>713610623 (OP)
All the people complaining about weird shit inba Kojima game shows me this place has too many tourists
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:14:47 PM No.713611883
>>713610623 (OP)
>Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:15:02 PM No.713611904
>>713611657
>Why do you care that Iโ€™m calling something shit when my exclusive frame of reference for anything unserious is marvel quirkslop?
Because itโ€™s embarrassing
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:15:24 PM No.713611925
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>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
this is hack behaviour to be honest
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:15:30 PM No.713611929
>>713611773
if he was Italian he'd be Past Pizzman, and would have some foreboding backstory.
he was pizza master but then something happened and he quit forever. untill...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:16:53 PM No.713612029
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>>713611805
This also can be said about games.
>Rogue-like
>Souls-like
Mostly trash.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:18:38 PM No.713612167
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>>713610760
Tastelet detected. I made a delicious pepperoni, jalapeno and pineapple pizza last nite. God tier flavor combo.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:18:46 PM No.713612183
>>713612029
I'll only agree about rogue likes if you take the "modern" retarded definition of rogue likes not the original one from like late 80s.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:19:32 PM No.713612240
>>713611657
>out-of-place
i'm guessing you never played death stranding? or any kojima game?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:20:04 PM No.713612274
>>713610623 (OP)
Yep, another Kojima certified classic!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:15 PM No.713612364
>>713610760
Based.
>>713611490
>>713612167
Kill yourselves. Pineapple ruins pizza.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:16 PM No.713612369
>>713611091
you fucking soulless ghoul that is soulful go eat a bag of dicks
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:24 PM No.713612381
Kojimbo invented the Pizza
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:30 PM No.713612390
>NO FUN ALLOWED NOOOO STOP IT
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:41 PM No.713612404
>>713611925
In all fairness, all artists are like this, which is why AI is getting so popular. Everyone is sick of their shit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:21:49 PM No.713612412
>>713610623 (OP)
PVRE KINO
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:22:51 PM No.713612485
>>713611448
Saar...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:22:51 PM No.713612489
DoD
DoD
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>>713612183
Yes, because they have nothing to do with Rogue.
I love how some words change their definition to the opposite over time.
Pic related was true Roguelike
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:22:56 PM No.713612493
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>>713610623 (OP)
Chat, solve it.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:23:43 PM No.713612542
>>713610623 (OP)
>the bit with the cupboard straight of an 80s Honk Kong movie
that's fucking kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:24:10 PM No.713612565
bafkreiarw7jwwumopfrvxsvdvxc4wnbluxwxy42jcyggcchc2vbqyn5mpm
>japanese humor
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:24:24 PM No.713612582
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>>713612167
Excellent taste my man.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:24:50 PM No.713612612
>>713610623 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/hle8by.mp4
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:24:54 PM No.713612620
>>713610623 (OP)
Why does it feel so gay and retarded specifically when Kojima does it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:25:00 PM No.713612625
>>713610623 (OP)
K I N O
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:25:30 PM No.713612664
>>713610623 (OP)
This 39 second clip has made me want to buy this game more than any other promotion Iโ€™ve seen for it.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:25:31 PM No.713612665
>>713612493
right one, provided you rotate the middle one by 90ยฐ away from you and join it with the first one from the back. That leaves an "L" shaped space for that part to fit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:25:39 PM No.713612678
>>713610623 (OP)
Looks like he's trying to do a jackie chan skit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:25:42 PM No.713612683
>>713612489
oh I played a lot of that one. and pixel dungeon.
before that, angband.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:26:15 PM No.713612724
>>713610623 (OP)
>the fridge sequence and then he closes the doors gently after the backwards kick
SOVL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:26:55 PM No.713612767
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>>713610623 (OP)
It WAS pretty funny though
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:27:14 PM No.713612778
>>713610623 (OP)
working a big wood pizza oven is fun as fuck
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:27:17 PM No.713612782
>>713610760
Order a pie, well done, with light pineapple and extra anchovies...Shit is so fucking good.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:27:17 PM No.713612783
>>713612489
That artstyle is fucking abysmal holy shit
Replies: >>713613075
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:02 PM No.713612828
Has Kojima finally lost it then?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:35 PM No.713612867
>>713610760
my favorite pizza is mae ploy sweet thai chili sauce for a sauce, then in order: cheddar cheese, anchovies, sausage, jalapenos, pineapple, smoked gouda
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:47 PM No.713612876
It is kind of funny.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:47 PM No.713612879
>>713612364
It's ok, one day your brain will fully develop and you'll start tasting things.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:51 PM No.713612883
>>713610623 (OP)
DEATH TO PINEAPPLE NIGGERS
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:28:59 PM No.713612891
>>713612664
reminds me of dead rising mall maniancs
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:29:05 PM No.713612903
>>713611770
>funny
That was your first mistake, thinking this kiddie-level dogshit was "funny". This is the kind of stuff you'd have found on ifunny 10 years ago, being memed about by 15 year olds who think Will Ferrel is the king of comedy.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:29:52 PM No.713612949
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It's funny because they fight but they are actually friends and chill at the end. The reason this upsets the /v/edditor is because all he knows is to bait, bicker and argue. He doesn't know what friendly banter and friendship is. So seeing two men go from fighting to being friends is an alien and scary concept for him.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:29:54 PM No.713612951
>>713610623 (OP)
K I N O
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:30:01 PM No.713612954
>>713610623 (OP)
well shit
now I have to buy the game
didn't even like DS1
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:30:01 PM No.713612956
>creative dad
>invented the camera
>invented strand-likes
>invented the pizza
Kojima won.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:30:05 PM No.713612959
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>>713612390
>cutscenes are fun
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:30:17 PM No.713612970
>>713612903
Now I am interested in what you consider "funny"
Replies: >>713613023 >>713613209 >>713613331
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:30:38 PM No.713612993
>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima is trying way too hard
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:31:05 PM No.713613023
>>713612970
saying nigger and other forms of dark humour
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:31:25 PM No.713613047
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:31:32 PM No.713613054
>>713610623 (OP)
this is what forced soul looks like
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:31:41 PM No.713613062
>>713610623 (OP)
>Leaving out the part where Sam eats the entire pizza in 20 seconds off-screen

ONE JOB
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:31:53 PM No.713613075
Dungeons of Dreadmor
Dungeons of Dreadmor
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>>713612783
That's subjective.
But I like it more than ASCII.
Replies: >>713613116
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:32:10 PM No.713613090
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>>713610623 (OP)
>2 guys having wacky fight because of pizza
>this makes Anon mad
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:32:40 PM No.713613116
>>713613075
shit art
also shit roguelike
won it on my first try
Replies: >>713613203
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:32:46 PM No.713613127
>>713612959
a little, yes
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.713613149
(You)
(You)
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>>713612903
don't shoot up a school from all that repressed rage chuddie
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:33:23 PM No.713613163
banana_curry_pizza
banana_curry_pizza
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>>713610760
everyone always rages about pineapple, which is honestly fine but I can understand why people don't like it
meanwhile, the fucking swedes are putting banana and curry on their "pizza" and no talks about it
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:33:53 PM No.713613203
>>713613116
I doubt it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:33:57 PM No.713613209
>>713612970
Anything I post will immediately be samefagged on as you try to relentlessly save face for liking dogshit comedy, so I simply refuse to engage with you. No, silly pizza karate man is not funny.
Replies: >>713613269
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:34:07 PM No.713613221
>>713610623 (OP)
Forced funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:34:52 PM No.713613269
>>713613209
As expected.
I accept your concession, you little cowardly sissyboy.
Replies: >>713613503 >>713613796
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:35:18 PM No.713613295
>>713613163
I once made a thanksgiving pizza - mashed potatoes on the dough, then gravy, turkey, mozzarella, cranberry sauce globs, stuffing and greenbeans. it was pretty good
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:35:32 PM No.713613312
>>713613163
That's because everyone already hates Sweden so nobody is looking for new reasons to hate Sweden
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:35:57 PM No.713613331
>>713612970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCxHu_F5xo
Replies: >>713613880
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:36:15 PM No.713613350
>>713611759
They've known each other since policenauts apparently
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:36:36 PM No.713613372
>>713611770
It sure is silly but to call that funny? Nah.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:37:05 PM No.713613404
>>713610623 (OP)
Are you allergic to fun? Because this is actually funny.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:37:17 PM No.713613417
8amnwy
8amnwy
md5: 7fc709c5abcd41fd4cb1e5698f006357๐Ÿ”
>ywn be a actor famous enough to get Kojima's attention
Replies: >>713613890
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:37:33 PM No.713613443
>>713610623 (OP)
B
R
A
V
K O J I M A
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:38:17 PM No.713613492
>>713610623 (OP)
>anons will spam kino at this but they will shit on cutscenes from jrpgs
Fucking normalfaggots the lot of you.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:38:21 PM No.713613503
>>713613269
>as expected
>i accept your concession
Not a concession when bad faith arguers are almost a gaurantee. It's like going to a Christianity convention and saying you're an atheist and then a bunch of Christians try and prove how you're wrong using a bible.
Replies: >>713613731
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:39:26 PM No.713613575
>>713612167
Fucking DIE
Replies: >>713614338
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:41:37 PM No.713613705
>>713610623 (OP)
Wonder when Norman Reedus will realize that Kojima is a retard
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:41:56 PM No.713613731
>>713613503
>NO U are arguing in bad faith
>nevermind my brainfried retarded tirade that started this argument
Yeah, we can see you're too much of a cowardly subhuman to do anything but deviate and squirm like a jew, but that was clear from the very beginning when you started arguing in bad faith like the waste of life you are. I advise you to kill yourself, now THAT would be funny.
Replies: >>713614139
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:42:52 PM No.713613796
1723414014444517
1723414014444517
md5: 2de710ac3dfd37d558b5500159547b8e๐Ÿ”
>>713613269
>as expected

The only reason you would expect him to refuse is if you were already aware of the fact that you were going to say whatever he posted was bad. He called you out and you literally just went "Yep, I was going to do that". Is /v/ actually as stupid as I think it is?
Replies: >>713613998 >>713627923
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:44:16 PM No.713613880
file
file
md5: 721c473506de478cc4be25835b1e42c7๐Ÿ”
>>713613331
For me it's the original clip with almost 3b views. Such a funny clip
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:44:22 PM No.713613890
>>713613417
You just need to be a D list actor, Kojima can only hire one C list actor due to budget, everyone else has to be D list
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:44:26 PM No.713613897
>>713610970
>le epic bacon of d00m
>le epic bacon of d00m, japan
Replies: >>713614151 >>713615491
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:45:42 PM No.713613967
>>713610623 (OP)
>Jacky chan style fight hijinks
Kino and im tired of pretending its not.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:46:11 PM No.713613998
>>713613796
>Anything I post will immediately be samefagged on
>samefags himself
lmao
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:46:37 PM No.713614034
>>713610760
Canada's genocide.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:48:27 PM No.713614139
Christian-Bale-Laughing-at-Awards-Show
Christian-Bale-Laughing-at-Awards-Show
md5: ee3eac8b956dc5855bda66866360c035๐Ÿ”
>>713613731
>REEE, YOU'RE BRAINFRIED, FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB JEW, KILL YOURSELF, REEEEEE
Lmao, look at how insecure and pathetic you are because I said dumb-silly pizza man isn't funny. You're a fucking child. I'm glad I stopped engaging with you.
Replies: >>713614240 >>713614402
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:48:38 PM No.713614151
>>713613897
Not him and I don't even play those games (looks like it's a console exclusive or whatever) but it is just two guys doing ridiculous shit for lulz. You'd think 4chan users could relate but apparently this is fucking facebook now.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:49:50 PM No.713614240
>>713614139
>I'm glad I stopped engaging with you.
But you didn't. Why are you so retarded?
Your humor must be even worse than I thought.
Replies: >>713614347
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:51:23 PM No.713614338
>>713613575
>getting this mad over a fruit

Yikes bro...maybe get that mental illness checked out lul
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:51:31 PM No.713614347
asdfgwe
asdfgwe
md5: 6e9b8b88d0af7df241d8e46877b349be๐Ÿ”
>>713614240
>but you didn't
>retard still doesn't know what "engagement" means
>thinks I'm still discussing anything with him
>not just laughing at his retarded sperging now
Please, keep going.
Replies: >>713614889 >>713638270
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:52:08 PM No.713614381
>>713610623 (OP)
Shit like this makes me feel too old to play videogames, are you supposed to be laughing during this?
Maybe I'm depressed
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:52:21 PM No.713614402
>>713614139
nta but you said
>its not funny
he said
>it is funny
you said
>nuh uh
he said
>show me what is funny to you then
you said
>nuh uh
are you dumb nigga?
Replies: >>713614547
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:54:00 PM No.713614525
>>713610760
Only person I know in real life that actually hates pineapple is my autistic older brother who will literally not eat anything but pepperoni pizza. He is in his 40 and has the palate of a child. He is so picky about literally everything that he only eats like pepperoni pizza and mac and cheese and that a few other things. So this is how I picture autitsts on 4chan that hates pineapple pizza.
Replies: >>713614662 >>713616217
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:54:17 PM No.713614547
hbal
hbal
md5: f0911919075e3cdd58eb49ec5adc2e19๐Ÿ”
>>713614402
>samefagging this hard
Still not engaging with you, cucked faggot. Cope and seethe, tranny-manny.
Replies: >>713614612
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:15 PM No.713614612
>>713614547
okay I guess, I am not that anon your arguing with. I just was driving by to call you a retard, peace.
Replies: >>713614725
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:25 PM No.713614621
This isโ€ฆ actually a good scene lmao
Replies: >>713615171
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:44 PM No.713614650
>>713610623 (OP)
I laughed.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:50 PM No.713614653
1690208155395650_thumb.jpg
1690208155395650_thumb.jpg
md5: 7c61e43a7913bbdbd6bcf4c0d4eac602๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
>Japanese humor
Can't make a thread about something that doesn't exist.
Replies: >>713614831 >>713629468 >>713629592 >>713642513
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:55:58 PM No.713614662
>>713614525
I have eaten more exotic foods than you ever will and pineapple is simply a terrible pizza topping.
Replies: >>713614709
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:56:00 PM No.713614664
>>713610623 (OP)
That is some real nice cringe kino right here
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:56:42 PM No.713614709
>>713614662
I'm sure you did big bro. Now go eat some more mac and cheese
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:56:56 PM No.713614725
giphy
giphy
md5: f0bff3caf9e1d959957f04a0fcba284c๐Ÿ”
>>713614612
Thanks dumb cucked tranny, you made me laugh even harder with your blatant cuckism.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:57:42 PM No.713614780
jap_smoke
jap_smoke
md5: f5e1cafbcd17860ff396651dbab6657e๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
This is at least mildly amusing.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:57:52 PM No.713614790
andhavefun
andhavefun
md5: e907d6e6960551f8b7d7e0908213750f๐Ÿ”
>>713611925
>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
Pretend you were a gamer for the last 5 years and you'd understand why he thinks that.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:12 PM No.713614826
>Kojimbo mindbreaks the board again
I seriously don't get it. Just don't watch shit from DS or play it, which should be easy for you guys because you don't play games. I don't care for Death Stranding either but I'm not wasting energy seething over some cutscene or him putting a vtuber in the game, when I could and am just playing games I actually like instead.
Replies: >>713614964
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:16 PM No.713614831
>>713614653
started out cringy, but it's genuinenly funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:23 PM No.713614841
>>713610623 (OP)
Asians lean into the absurdism, westerners don't. No wonder I hate western vidya.
Replies: >>713615850
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:58 PM No.713614889
>>713614347
You are replying to my posts, which, by definition, means you're engaging with me.
Not my fault you're some ESL subhuman.
And a coward, and a faggot. You're like the proverbial chicken on the chessboard.
Very well, whatever, I will now stop this and you stay retarded ;^)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:14 PM No.713614964
3c70ddf8-3845-47c2-ba30-444239daf033_screenshot[1]
3c70ddf8-3845-47c2-ba30-444239daf033_screenshot[1]
md5: 5e098ca268e487aaaf9dad59dd03e7fc๐Ÿ”
>>713614826
We purposefully hyped Kojima wrong, as a joke.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:21 PM No.713614976
>>713610623 (OP)
Pizza Man Man.
Replies: >>713615098
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:00:42 PM No.713614998
>>713610623 (OP)
>weebfaggots pretending this is supposed to be humorous to save face
If you actually understood jap sensibilities, you'd realize this was scene was done with all sincerity. They're literally slant eyed Indians.
Replies: >>713615149 >>713615576 >>713615584
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:02:01 PM No.713615098
kojimbo
kojimbo
md5: 019a97f4c2735326446ae86303637f45๐Ÿ”
>>713614976
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:02:33 PM No.713615135
>>713613047
haha HOLe shit wathada fuck! hoo heee hahaaaaahaahaaaaahahahahaaaaa LOL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:02:44 PM No.713615149
>>713614998
That makes it better though, the sincerity of the absurdity is fun. Trying to constantly be subversive or serious like western creators do is unfun. Its honest.
Replies: >>713615271
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:03:02 PM No.713615171
>>713614621
why.... do you.... type like.... t-this...?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:04:12 PM No.713615248
>>713610623 (OP)
>Japanese nigga
>Malding about disrespecting pizza
What did kojimbo mean by this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:04:29 PM No.713615271
>>713615149
No the fact that japs take this shit seriously and honestly proves how fucking retarded your tranime slop is and that kojima is a hack.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:05:57 PM No.713615397
japanese humor_thumb.jpg
japanese humor_thumb.jpg
md5: ffab84b3d73233ab38a0a0de0730d9d6๐Ÿ”
>>713613047
Replies: >>713615471 >>713622108
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:06:20 PM No.713615425
>>713610760
>normal/vanillafags act like a vocal minority
hate this meme
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:06:50 PM No.713615456
>>713613163
Nobody expects swedes to have good taste
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:01 PM No.713615471
japanese-humor1_thumb.jpg
japanese-humor1_thumb.jpg
md5: 591dd0237bbf988aea6329c073f43d9d๐Ÿ”
>>713615397
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:14 PM No.713615491
Jiren shakes reality
Jiren shakes reality
md5: 115c784c3f6f0e593e31b12528493865๐Ÿ”
>>713613897
>le epic bacon of d00m
Yup, kino.
>le epic bacon of d00m, japan
Yup, kino.
Replies: >>713615580
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:20 PM No.713615496
[Erai-raws] Vlad Love - 01 [1080p][Multiple Subtitle].mkv_snapshot_15.14.317
>>713611759
Bro? Do you only know Oshii from Angel's egg?
Replies: >>713616554
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:28 PM No.713615505
1614779200602
1614779200602
md5: 969b311bfe5f08cd199b319968d8b451๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
>using mamoru oshii for a jackie chan's pizza joke
Kino.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.713615530
>>713610623 (OP)
lol Kojima is funny xD
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:08:28 PM No.713615576
>>713614998
Indians make anime and big video games?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:08:30 PM No.713615580
>>713615491
you are obese and 30 years old
Replies: >>713615796
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:08:34 PM No.713615584
1749209380035361
1749209380035361
md5: ec56ac930508d5440944a54e112a756d๐Ÿ”
>>713614998
"Sincerity" and "humour" aren't exclusionary. Do you even know what words mean?
Replies: >>713615963
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:09:00 PM No.713615614
>>713610623 (OP)
OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD KOJIMBA IS SO CREATIVIDAD WOW SIR I LOVE KOJIMBA SO MUCH
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:09:55 PM No.713615682
kojumbo
kojumbo
md5: 4abf185d4b24ae2c0168441e2781fb94๐Ÿ”
Thank god he started "working" in america, otherwise he wouldn't have known what pizza even was.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:10:13 PM No.713615715
Total KojiGOD destruction, gigga meltys all day. We won so hard bros.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:10:31 PM No.713615738
>>713610623 (OP)
what episode of the walking dead is this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:10:35 PM No.713615742
>>713610623 (OP)
Schizo chuds see this and be like:
>America Has Fallen...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:11:17 PM No.713615796
raff and grow fat
raff and grow fat
md5: 017afc091a0e12853a7b3d09d46896dc๐Ÿ”
>>713615580
But at least he's not obese and 60 years old
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:12:04 PM No.713615849
>>713610623 (OP)
>we have jackie chan at home
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:12:05 PM No.713615850
>>713614841
Brits are the same as Japs in terms of absurdist humor. Only Americans think humor needs to deconstruct deeper cultural norms and push societal boundaries - a style of comedy pioneered by Lenny Bruce (who was a subversive Jew btw).
Replies: >>713616005 >>713616060 >>713616108 >>713616317 >>713616338 >>713619814
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:12:56 PM No.713615917
wtf
wtf
md5: 45db9defbc443ae67de0c2ea0d439204๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
>the unnecessary spin at 0:12
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:13:10 PM No.713615939
>>713610760
My gf made me pineapple pizza yesterday and today she's gonna do it again. Stay mad brother.
Replies: >>713621072
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:13:32 PM No.713615963
>>713615584
Sarcasm is a form of humor yet I bet you'll come up with some cope to convince me it's sincere.
Replies: >>713616514 >>713616560
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:14:10 PM No.713616005
peep show
peep show
md5: 46c69ce9c1c91497de05de91f813c014๐Ÿ”
>>713615850
>Brits are the same as Japs in terms of absurdist humor
absolutely not. im not even british and i know that is a completely wild and nonsensical equivalency
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:14:54 PM No.713616060
>>713615850
>Only America
We had XD Randumb for years, we had slapstick for decades, we had wordplay and puns all in combination with the former. When we don't do 'deconstructions' that make people seethe 'SUBVERSION', it's "LOL WHACK RANDUMB XDD" people that bitch.

The best humor is none (German).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:15:02 PM No.713616074
solid-pizza1
solid-pizza1
md5: 6eae9d5042f5937dff878ff8eff2f5ff๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
how far we've come
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:15:29 PM No.713616108
>>713615850
Americans are subhuman apes masquerading as people thoughever
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:16:36 PM No.713616180
xvxaz
xvxaz
md5: bbae144b613e6fe877c27bc69224c78a๐Ÿ”
>>713612167
Fucking based. Pineapple and pepperoni is an exceptionally slept on combo.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:16:52 PM No.713616207
>>713610623 (OP)
If this was in Yakuza you fags would be clapping and cheering
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:17:01 PM No.713616217
>>713614525
Your brother is based
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:18:04 PM No.713616317
stooges_big[1]
stooges_big[1]
md5: e8ea9c6644da4feaf28f639b10839177๐Ÿ”
>>713615850
>a style of comedy pioneered by Lenny Bruce (who was a subversive Jew btw).

Lol
Lmao
Replies: >>713641727
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:18:20 PM No.713616338
>>713615850
Class of 09 is the definition of American slop subversive humor that ends up coming across as insincere compared to genuine comedy eroge. This is why EVN's will never be taken seriously by people who consume JP vn's.
Replies: >>713616424 >>713616434 >>713616517 >>713644786
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:19:32 PM No.713616424
>>713616338
People who consume VN's shouldn't be taken seriously as gamers to begin with.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:19:40 PM No.713616434
>>713616338
Class of 09 is kino compared to Japanese dogshit, fucking kill yourself.
Replies: >>713616602 >>713616657
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:20:49 PM No.713616514
>>713615963
not him but arnt there many forms of humor?
Replies: >>713616806
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:20:52 PM No.713616517
>>713616338
TRVTH
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:21:14 PM No.713616543
>>713611770
Strange how you defended it with your life until cornered and then all of a sudden it doesnt matter cause its just a game
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:21:21 PM No.713616554
>>713615496
I know he's done a shit load of anime, and I know he's friends with Kojima, but I'm still surprised he actually put him in the game with a cutscene like that.
Replies: >>713619339
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:21:26 PM No.713616560
>>713615963
Ok, but there is nothing "sarcastic" about this scene. It's just funny violence.
Replies: >>713616806
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:21:51 PM No.713616602
>>713616434
that game? kino? lmao
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:22:35 PM No.713616657
>>713616434
Anime website
Replies: >>713619226
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:22:45 PM No.713616664
>looks like typical bollywood shit
>/v/ loves it
was this board filled with indians all along?
Replies: >>713616785
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:22:52 PM No.713616672
pizza
pizza
md5: 8847f9b98891f16bf4cc69feada4338c๐Ÿ”
What is that black stuff on the pizza?
Replies: >>713616754 >>713617059
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:06 PM No.713616690
Stop laughing. Humor is the weapon of the enemy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:23:56 PM No.713616754
>>713616672
octopuses
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:24:02 PM No.713616761
>>713610623 (OP)
This game is fuckin terrible he needs to make MGS otherwise its just a jumbled mess of garbage
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:24:19 PM No.713616785
file
file
md5: 32f879f022ca7757a7a338de3e43cf99๐Ÿ”
>>713616664
>any action/panning choreography is bollywood
Nice try Rasheet.
Replies: >>713616870
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:24:24 PM No.713616793
pete zaa-man
pete zaa-man
md5: 8a1144012c5888e42cc9e6d34f04e549๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
and that characters name? Pete Zaa-Man
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:24:34 PM No.713616806
>>713616514
Yeah, like tragedy

>>713616560
So where are the puns? It's like it tried to be slapstick but slapped short because the creator has a stick up his ass.
Replies: >>713616921 >>713617004 >>713617401
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:25:27 PM No.713616870
>>713616785
Do not disrespect me
Replies: >>713616928
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:25:57 PM No.713616895
>>713612493
on first glance, the square. once i did the rotating in my head, it became clear you need the the L shape
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:26:15 PM No.713616921
>>713616806
slapstick has no puns, it's just a short little moment, not everything is sarcasm or some ironic joke
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:26:21 PM No.713616928
>>713616870
I will learn you lesson
BENECHOD
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:27:26 PM No.713617002
688786326972_thumb.jpg
688786326972_thumb.jpg
md5: d5872a2fe62b816dd782a8cfe8595260๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
>Westoid humour
Replies: >>713617123
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:27:28 PM No.713617004
>>713616806
Why would it need to have puns? Are you AI?
Replies: >>713617479
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:05 PM No.713617059
>>713616672
Cuttlefish ink.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:27 PM No.713617091
>>713611330
Doesnt have post 2016 social commentary for one
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:48 PM No.713617120
>>713610623 (OP)
At least Pizza Miyagi is kinda funny.
Better than that namaste black guy covered in oil scene.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:28:49 PM No.713617123
>>713617002
>turns nonstop seethe into 24/7 marketing
>profits
lol, it worked too.
Replies: >>713617205 >>713623668
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:29:08 PM No.713617139
>>713612167
My man
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:29:59 PM No.713617205
>>713617123
did it?
Replies: >>713617248
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:30:38 PM No.713617248
>>713617205
You think it didn't?
Replies: >>713617276 >>713617376 >>713627604
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:31:00 PM No.713617276
>>713617248
i don't know, hence why i am asking
Replies: >>713617393
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:32:21 PM No.713617376
>>713617248
Did he?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:32:28 PM No.713617393
>>713617276
15 mil copies for a CRPG in current-ish year is pretty damn good. You'd think the genre alone would filter its own success over le bear sex.
Replies: >>713617527
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:32:30 PM No.713617397
>>713610760

Just ate one with pineapple, noob.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:32:31 PM No.713617401
>>713616806
>So where are the puns?
>kids these days actually were never ever exposed to anything but 6 gorillion degrees of irony
Grim.
Replies: >>713617530 >>713617563
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:33:20 PM No.713617479
wtf
wtf
md5: 7af087eff93cf9178c81c243fb98574b๐Ÿ”
>>713617004
>Why would it need to have puns?
Yeah exactly. Why does this game need humor? Yeah it really sets the world building of a death/life post apocalyptic world having japanese pizza man doing Kung Fu Hustle shit.
Replies: >>713617612 >>713617758 >>713624584
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:33:58 PM No.713617527
>>713617393
i am not talking about the game in general, just this marketing part
Replies: >>713617751
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:01 PM No.713617530
>>713617401
They call those dad jokes, because they are jokes told by their dad.
Replies: >>713618507
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:05 PM No.713617534
>>713610760
pineapple anchovy is the GOAT of pizzas
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:26 PM No.713617563
1613950191145
1613950191145
md5: 3c8dee7266f32c7127764ad99a224047๐Ÿ”
>>713617401
>kids these days actually were never ever exposed to anything but 6 gorillion degrees of irony
>as he discusses a fucking Kojima game.
Replies: >>713617763 >>713618825
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:39 PM No.713617573
>>713611849
It's a jackie chan scene man. It's heavy use of props and enviroment denote it as such.
Replies: >>713625931
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:34:59 PM No.713617612
>>713617479
doesn't Kojima always add weird shit in every game he makes?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:36:46 PM No.713617751
>>713617527
When it comes to here on /v/, bear sex was on par with Palworld on release in terms of people not helping themselves but to talk about it. And for those who hates/seethed at it, that just sparks more conversation on the game(s) at all.
So yeah, I'd say bear sex was a great marketing ploy; it got attention on being absurd alone, it got further attention from purists/neo-zeolots complaining non-stop and it catered to the weirdos that want weird degenerate stuff.
Replies: >>713617847
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:36:49 PM No.713617758
>>713617479
Do you know what a pun is? And we were talking about a particular scene here, can you focus on a single topic?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:36:53 PM No.713617763
>>713617563
not him but so where is the irony in this scene
Replies: >>713619515
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:37:55 PM No.713617847
>>713617751
alright then
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:41:11 PM No.713618075
1734289395598224_thumb.jpg
1734289395598224_thumb.jpg
md5: 1d5cf52d550f47a18f40ce536b4405fd๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
its so funny how pop culture references and two irrelevant C-tier celebrities having a 10 second fight scene is a massive spectacle to the american brained retards

there literally needs to be nothing else. just two half recognizable faces from movies and tv shows that were popular 20 years ago or a farting unicorn and the american gorrillas start chanting and praising

>bububut kojima is japanese!
and he deeply wishes he was american instead
Replies: >>713618185 >>713618992 >>713623875
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:42:38 PM No.713618185
>>713618075
We get it, you're German.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:44:56 PM No.713618381
Seeing constant retarded seething at random scenes in this game makes me think it really is just Discord raiding. They keep jumping from one illogical "issue" to another and none of it makes sense. Shoddy work desu
Replies: >>713618601
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:46:26 PM No.713618507
>>713617530
Those kinds of jokes were made before their dad's ancestors stepped on the continent they live on. Long, long before that. So they're just retarded. Which was already widely known.
Replies: >>713618609 >>713618695
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:47:30 PM No.713618601
1749966663180493
1749966663180493
md5: a579ee0bfbecc98346f833ff9b1dc4cd๐Ÿ”
>>713618381
>game (movie) is full of dumb retarded shit and gets made fun of since it has 0 gameplay outside of walking
>m-must be a raid!!
Replies: >>713618841 >>713619198
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:47:41 PM No.713618609
>>713618507
It's just a joke label, you can't sperg at that and be on the same board that calls 30 year olds boomers at any given year (after 2015).
Replies: >>713619413
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:48:46 PM No.713618695
>>713618507
>we made those jokes 50 years ago so they must be good now too
Make it make sense.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:48:46 PM No.713618696
This is why I dislike Kojima, he is not an artist. An artist is supposed to be a blank canvas that go into whatever medium to either improve, innovate (which is harder) or express. Kojima has never done anything to improve the genre (stealth; mastered by Thief 1/2) and endlessly references film onto a medium that is obviously incompatible with it. It's why I hate filmfaggots too.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:05 PM No.713618807
>>713612167
Unironic third-worlder taste. Not even joking, third-worlders love mixing up everything when they make food.
Replies: >>713622537
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:09 PM No.713618818
Asian people are not interesting or funny.
Replies: >>713618902 >>713619234
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:16 PM No.713618825
>>713617563
I'm a perfect outside observer. I don't play his games. I'm completely unaware of the context. I saw a thumbnail and decided to watch it. Guys in real life used to do things like that. 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago. And before that. Centuries. Millennia. Human males are supposed to at least understand what that is, and at worst shrug and move on. Instead we have a parade of vagenes pissing and shitting themselves ITT.
Replies: >>713619515
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:21 PM No.713618841
>>713618601
not him the game is shit because it doesn't look fun at all but what's wrong in this scene exactly?
Replies: >>713618969
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:50:27 PM No.713618851
mTk5Wle
mTk5Wle
md5: a72820cac4ebb43547ca7ea6cc34968a๐Ÿ”
>>713610760
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:51:01 PM No.713618895
>>713610623 (OP)
he's dead serious
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:51:04 PM No.713618902
>>713618818
Neither are baby murdering, Christ killing kikes like yourself.
Replies: >>713619115
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:51:58 PM No.713618969
>>713618841
references to movie franchises and 'dude remember this actor?'
Replies: >>713619094
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:52:09 PM No.713618992
>>713618075
I don't know who the Asian guy is nor am I particularly familiar with Norman Reedus but I find the scene amusing. Maybe I would find it more absurd if I were more invested in the actors
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:53:11 PM No.713619094
>>713618969
those are based on actors?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:53:26 PM No.713619107
>>713610623 (OP)
Ngl that ending was fucking kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:53:31 PM No.713619115
>>713618902
There's no need, to be upset. It's just true.
Replies: >>713619242
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:54:07 PM No.713619164
This screams "we want the nu yakuza audience!", also, cutscenes?! in 2025? When are games gonna finally move past such contrivances.
Replies: >>713619301
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:54:28 PM No.713619198
>>713618601
If it was full of dumb retarded shit then it should be easy to criticize, but all there is is nonsensical seething over pajeets and "sarcasm" and Kojima.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:54:46 PM No.713619226
>>713616657
american website, dysgenic cunt.
Replies: >>713619284 >>713619351
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:54:54 PM No.713619234
>>713618818
I never watched anything form them that's comedy based but how come they're uninteresting yet have their shit like anime be popular all around the world?
Replies: >>713619381
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:54:59 PM No.713619242
>>713619115
I'd rather a million Japanese people invade my country over a single pajeet, nigger, sandnigger or J*w
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:55:42 PM No.713619284
>>713619226
Anime website
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:55:54 PM No.713619301
>>713619164
why do you hate cutscenes? just skip them
Replies: >>713619574 >>713619617
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:56:18 PM No.713619339
>>713616554
Oshii has a great sense of humor, I can totally see him being into it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:56:27 PM No.713619351
>>713619226
Owned by a Japanese man you snivelling little hook nosed semite
Replies: >>713622860
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:56:43 PM No.713619381
>>713619234
reality tv is popular all around the world too, poor argument
Replies: >>713619467
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:57:10 PM No.713619413
>>713618609
I was on this and other boards before these underage b& niggers were born and I'll stay here.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:57:46 PM No.713619467
>>713619381
reality tv? really now?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:58:18 PM No.713619515
no
no
md5: 1825a55156098680e999802af10559a8๐Ÿ”
>>713618825
>Guys used to do slapstick in pizza shop, they were always run by japs I swear. They would sing Tarantella napoletana right there in front of the wood stove oven, even in the bible belt!
Get real faggot.
Human males are supposed to at least understand what that is, and at worst shrug and move on. Instead we have a parade of vagenes pissing and shitting themselves ITT.
Because we have too many human debris who believe the aformentioned sarcasm. We got one in this thread that is trying to segway humor in a post apocalyptic game
>>713617763
>scene
Game. As in another "game" with Kojima's curse. Where we try to take it as serious as it sets itself out to be, which unfortunately comes in the form of "LOL SO RANDOM:Japan".
Replies: >>713619651
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:58:54 PM No.713619574
>>713619301
Literally the only games with good cutscenes were killer 7 and no more heroes 1
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:59:16 PM No.713619617
4ewfds
4ewfds
md5: eb1c0b77944eec0c2530796d04a44bf4๐Ÿ”
>>713619301
>why do you hate cutscenes?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:59:41 PM No.713619651
>>713619515
skip it, there is literally no downside, just skip it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:01:33 PM No.713619814
>>713615850
>Only Americans think humor needs to deconstruct deeper cultural norms and push societal boundaries
Yeah I don't man I just finished Reno 911 and it's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen and it does not do this. I think you're just a little retarded.
Replies: >>713620248 >>713620348
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:06:59 PM No.713620248
>>713619814
Reno 911 is a lampoon on cop reality shows, which were a cultural norm at the time. The whole comedy comes from deconstructing the commonly held idea that cops are good guys who do no wrong and know more than your average joe when they are retarded high school drop outs.
Replies: >>713620463
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:01 PM No.713620348
>>713619814
You've never seen C.O.P.S? That was a very blatant parody on that.
Replies: >>713620463
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:14 PM No.713620361
>>713610623 (OP)
absolute kinorama
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:36 PM No.713620390
Pepperoni and Jalapeno remains unbeaten
Replies: >>713620586 >>713620675
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:08:55 PM No.713620406
We should send all japs to the Mars, they're too weird.
Replies: >>713621393
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:09:43 PM No.713620463
>>713620248
>>713620348
Watch the show again. The humor is based off shock value and slapstick. You're stupid.
Replies: >>713620586 >>713620681
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:11:18 PM No.713620586
702-05032021_jpg
702-05032021_jpg
md5: 63ac6e7862ed2eacf2bfdb996ea0cdaf๐Ÿ”
>>713620463
I wonder why such images would be shocking almost like they're moving past a boundary considered normal into parody that pushes cultural norms.
>>713620390
Okay but I have geographic tongue.and any spice whatsoever hurts me.
Replies: >>713620767 >>713620829
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:12:21 PM No.713620675
>>713620390
>No nearby grocery sells Jalapeรฑo
Suffering.
At least I can still buy Habanero.
Replies: >>713620767
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:12:27 PM No.713620681
>>713620463
>deconstructions can't have shock humor or slapstick
You're the retard that thinks these elements are mutually exclusive, even Rick and Morty is a play on Back to the Future on top of other sci-fi stuff it blatantly tells you it's aping.

Reno 911 is still a parody (which is inherently a deconstruction) on COPS.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:13:30 PM No.713620767
>>713620586
I have similar although not as bad as the image, and you just have weak spice tolerance.

>>713620675
Where you at? I'm smack dab in the midwest and we've got Jalapenos everywhere.
Replies: >>713620897 >>713620994
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:14:00 PM No.713620796
kanapitsa
kanapitsa
md5: ef2d815b15a135c5a281f5f80868ae8c๐Ÿ”
>>713610760
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
Replies: >>713620852
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:14:18 PM No.713620829
>>713620586
>boundary considered normal into parody
No, it's just funny when something is happening and Weigel makes a joke about rape out of no where. That's the shock value. You have a very miserable outlook on how to approach comedy. But yeah, that running gag in Japanese media where something embarrassing happens and the person embarrassed falls over? Killer. Totally killer absurdism. Nobody does it quite like them.
Replies: >>713620994
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:14:35 PM No.713620852
>>713620796
tapa ittes
Replies: >>713620958
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:14:58 PM No.713620884
>>713610623 (OP)
>that ending
Did I just witness soul?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:15:06 PM No.713620897
polbal
polbal
md5: acdfea2c635a296a35a106773ab33afa๐Ÿ”
>>713620767
>Where you at? I'm smack dab in the midwest and we've got Jalapenos everywhere.
I might start just growing them myself.
Replies: >>713621160
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:15:54 PM No.713620958
>>713620852
NO MEE VITTU ITE HELVETTII
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:16:13 PM No.713620994
>>713620767
>you just have weak spice tolerance
Oh...
>>713620829
>rape is shocking
You wouldn't be shocked if he were a hardcore criminal in a prison, that's the point. Thanks for coming down to Film Theory 101
Replies: >>713621354
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:17:07 PM No.713621072
>>713615939
fat girls don't count
Replies: >>713625645
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:18:02 PM No.713621160
>>713620897
Ah yeah, they are SUPER easy to grow. I've even grown them in the winter in my house.

even though I'm american my parents are unfortunately from poland, I know theres a ton of good shit you guys don't have over there
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:19:14 PM No.713621269
>>713610623 (OP)
what a kinography. Road to cannes 2025
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:19:28 PM No.713621289
>>713610623 (OP)
Dante edit when?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:20:08 PM No.713621350
>>713610623 (OP)
It's funny because it's Ghost in the Shell man
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:20:10 PM No.713621354
>>713620994
It Reno 911 was as hardcore into deconstructing the cop genre like you claim, then the rape shouldn't be shocking. Also the character I mentioned is a girl, not a guy. Watch the show instead of reading a synopsis saying it just simply parodies COPS.
Replies: >>713621579 >>713621637
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:20:38 PM No.713621393
>>713620406
If you hate Japanese people why are you on 4chan?
Replies: >>713621507
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:14 PM No.713621437
>>713610760
If you compare with western and chinese games where characters stuck in a default pose and only move heads to right and left.
Cutscenes in japanese games always are impressive
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:21:48 PM No.713621475
>>713610760
FPBP
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:22:10 PM No.713621507
>>713621393
I only use /v/ and /pol/. Go back to /a/, you tranime faggot.
Replies: >>713621586 >>713621640 >>713622005
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:22:25 PM No.713621527
1705297483865883m
1705297483865883m
md5: 3da37facb44f74c56ce4af4b8c426f73๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
Ha, fucking rad. Glad they're escalating the pizza delivery lore.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:23:07 PM No.713621579
>>713621354
I'm sorry man, you're watching THE OFFICE + COPS. Not very original humor nor is it original.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:23:14 PM No.713621586
>>713621507
not him wasn't this entire site based on a Japanese one and initially was only made for anime?
Replies: >>713622850
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:23:55 PM No.713621637
>>713621354
The joke (juxtaposition) is they are shocked by blood, rape is a no no, Dangle is a massive fag, that rides a bike and wear short shorts. And it's played straight, in universe. Being hung up on the absurdist elements, and not seeing how that is the subversion to actual law enforcement, is why you're a retard.
Replies: >>713622385
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:23:55 PM No.713621640
>>713621507
Get the fuck off 4chan if you hate Japanese culture, snivelling little kike
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:27:54 PM No.713622005
>>713621507
>r/thedonald rapefugee
Go back.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:29:07 PM No.713622108
1750827969359184_thumb.jpg
1750827969359184_thumb.jpg
md5: 3556fd89bd590954672d2b3795b9aadc๐Ÿ”
>>713613047
>>713615397
But it's ok when kojima does it.
Replies: >>713622283 >>713622428 >>713622862 >>713623107 >>713633841 >>713645241
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:31:01 PM No.713622283
>>713622108
>Wiggling and posing for cute points vs nude interpretive dance in the dream world
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:32:03 PM No.713622385
>>713621637
>And it's played straight, in universe.
It's not. Watch the show. Glad you could do a character lookup this time though.
Replies: >>713622783
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:32:28 PM No.713622428
kojima el steve jobs 160718371748167
kojima el steve jobs 160718371748167
md5: 6cbc3426b98629238ac5b93588e3dea2๐Ÿ”
>>713622108
>it's ok when kojima does it.

yes
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:32:33 PM No.713622443
>>713610623 (OP)
>pearls too based for /v/ pigs to appreciate
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:33:37 PM No.713622537
>>713618807
"Unironic" isn't a word. Looks like you're the third worlder with that education. Sad! Bad taste and small brain, not good!!
Replies: >>713623125
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:34:20 PM No.713622616
>>713611759
>no obligatory basset hound
Kojima fucked up
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:36:05 PM No.713622783
file
file
md5: f56c95d3bdd2aabd3906a2d308df0cb8๐Ÿ”
>>713622385
>it's not
Yes it is, Dangle being in the closet, Junior being a redneck, Jonsie being a coconut coon, are all played straight. It's a mockumentary series.
I SLEEP to Reno, fuck off lmao!
Replies: >>713623072
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:36:52 PM No.713622850
>>713621586
4chan has evolved well beyond the scope of anime pedophiles from SA. There are boomers that use this place as a surrogate Facebook.
Replies: >>713622960
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:37:01 PM No.713622860
>>713619351
>Owned by a Japanese man
Bought by.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:37:02 PM No.713622862
Alan11
Alan11
md5: 69be22665d2f58195e02eae8170e7123๐Ÿ”
>>713622108
Kojima wishes he was Sam Lake but he's not chad enough to literally self-insert.
Replies: >>713623496
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:38:06 PM No.713622960
>>713622850
it's still based on a Japanese one and has entire boards dedicated to them or the stuff they make
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:38:22 PM No.713622990
>>713610623 (OP)
Kino.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:39:25 PM No.713623072
>>713622783
>Dangle being in the closet
Clearly you do fall asleep to it because he is the furthest away from being in it, what the fuck are you referencing
Replies: >>713623149
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:39:52 PM No.713623107
>>713622108
This but unironically. He's just got that something special.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:40:06 PM No.713623125
>>713622537
>The earliest known use of the adjective unironic is in the 1920s. OED's earliest evidence for unironic is from 1924, in the Times (London).
why are you so retarded, anon?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:40:24 PM No.713623149
>>713623072
*out of the closet
Whatever, him being a faggy cop in of itself is a joke.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:40:30 PM No.713623161
>>713610623 (OP)
yo Raid 2 reference
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:31 PM No.713623410
584169851685
584169851685
md5: 3ea30a94409496802aefaa8fe2f822a1๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
let's see some american humor
Replies: >>713623501 >>713623608
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:44:36 PM No.713623496
>>713622862
I wish I had HDR display to see that part of anal wake 2 again.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:44:37 PM No.713623501
c8a41ff997e7e4ed1864775858fe2563
c8a41ff997e7e4ed1864775858fe2563
md5: 0962dacea4770ca2bb756f4f5b30683e๐Ÿ”
>>713623410
you just posted it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:45:35 PM No.713623585
>OP plays a kojima game for the first time
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:45:52 PM No.713623608
1723989630125310_thumb.jpg
1723989630125310_thumb.jpg
md5: a9dcad0bc48597270440dddcf8316c24๐Ÿ”
>>713623410
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:46:39 PM No.713623668
>>713617123
t.faggot zoophile
Replies: >>713623779 >>713623882
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:47:57 PM No.713623779
>>713623668
>calling things for what they are means you are an ardent supporter of it
why is your mutt brain like this? is your IQ legitimately sub-60?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:48:47 PM No.713623832
>>713611284
>>713610623 (OP)
It's very Jackie Chan
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:19 PM No.713623875
>>713618075
I've literally never seen either of these actors in anything I've watched. What context is necessary to understand the scene in OP?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:49:22 PM No.713623882
>>713623668
And it's still working it seems, still gonna play the new Palworld update btw.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:12 PM No.713624012
Video Games have fallen... Brothers, how do we stop the woke menace once and for all? We need some sort of solution with finality to our issue.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:21 PM No.713624027
Death Stranding 2 is just really good and I don't get what the point is in pretending it isn't
Replies: >>713624296
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:55 PM No.713624073
>Redditoids a troons eternally seething because they donโ€™t and never will understand humor
You love to see it
Replies: >>713624181
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:53:12 PM No.713624181
>>713624073
>>Redditoids a troons eternally seething
/v/SL, lrn2english
Replies: >>713624648
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:54:35 PM No.713624296
>>713624027
I'll know if that is true once it comes out on PC, soonโ„ข.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:56:43 PM No.713624459
firefox_25-2025-06-25_12-55-54-907-PM
firefox_25-2025-06-25_12-55-54-907-PM
md5: ac71047789614b4af574cd6c34cea602๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
Why does Oshii look so fucking realistic compared to Not Important's Happy Ending
Replies: >>713625432
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:58:08 PM No.713624584
>>713617479
kung fu hustle is actually an allegory for the strength of the chinese being in their ability to recover and persist
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:59:01 PM No.713624648
>>713624181
I'm a gamer, not a 3rd grade teacher. My point comes across despite the obvious grammatic errors. If you want to perceive me as a simpleton because I don't understand American than so be it. It's the burson I bear with every post I make butt my voice won't be in silenced.
Replies: >>713624850
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:00:08 PM No.713624738
dont care cause im a sucker for kungfuslop which is a new concept i created just now
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:01:21 PM No.713624821
>>713610623 (OP)
kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:01:38 PM No.713624850
>>713624648
>wordtoid kvetch melty
KWAB xd
Replies: >>713625318
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:03:24 PM No.713625016
download (41)
download (41)
md5: 507849db636fe1e15f9c0426d22f470b๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
Lot of salty faggots in this thread.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:04:16 PM No.713625105
fragile sleeping beauty
fragile sleeping beauty
md5: 9b869c44a09974ef0e1a94725a78cb92๐Ÿ”
Kiss fragile
Y/N?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:06:43 PM No.713625294
>>713610760
People who think having strong opinions on pizza toppings counts as a personality trait should be made to face the wall.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:06:58 PM No.713625318
>>713624850
I still don't know what KWAB means
Replies: >>713625414
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:05 PM No.713625414
>>713625318
Kek
What
A
Bitch
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.713625432
firefox_25-2025-06-25_01-07-47-614-PM
firefox_25-2025-06-25_01-07-47-614-PM
md5: f0105cdf44ed05646f634662de7deb03๐Ÿ”
>>713624459
Alright the face is good but those teeth are
eeaugh
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:09:55 PM No.713625586
These shitty mocap animations have no weight. Despite being mocapped, they just feel like the models being flung about in the space, not actually impacting anything
Replies: >>713625982
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:10:32 PM No.713625645
>>713621072
I agree. She is fit and goes with me to the gym though.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:11:06 PM No.713625698
>>713612167
nice pie but i would add some eggs and pickled beets
Replies: >>713629332
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:11:19 PM No.713625719
>>713610623 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:13:56 PM No.713625931
>>713617573
Just because it references a good action scene doesnt mean it is a good action scene.
The humor is also not really Jackie Chan movie humor, more like a shitty version of Stephen Chow
Replies: >>713626135 >>713626338
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:14:29 PM No.713625982
>>713625586
Because they rely too heavily on the mocap doing the work. Their animators are clearly shit at their job.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:14:58 PM No.713626031
>>713610772
I remember someone saying that all the gay added flips in Twin Snakes wasn't in the original because of the PS1's hardware.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:16:12 PM No.713626135
>>713625931
>This isn't true ching chong humor!
Only on /v/
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:16:38 PM No.713626164
ive consumed enough japanese media to know they do not deserve the magical economic boom theyve had over the last 30 years and im happy they are finally going into recession
Replies: >>713626298 >>713626312
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:06 PM No.713626298
>>713626164
why are you like that?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:16 PM No.713626312
>>713626164
they are still going strong no?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:18:30 PM No.713626338
>>713625931
Jackie Chan's body humor has always been based around his improvisations with normal every day objects and using the environment which is exactly what this scene is doing.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:19:14 PM No.713626387
>>713610623 (OP)
This would be cool choreography if the animation was any better
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:20:37 PM No.713626523
jacks classic italian spotted pizza_thumb.jpg
jacks classic italian spotted pizza_thumb.jpg
md5: 265f50d0566296afb5490bf6ff0bba30๐Ÿ”
>>713612167
same toppings but I add onions,mushrooms green bell peppers,ham and/or italian sausages to mine.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:22:02 PM No.713626654
mexican pizza_thumb.jpg
mexican pizza_thumb.jpg
md5: 74ff7b3ee13f31c67f669f3d3a088429๐Ÿ”
>>713612167
faggots here bitching about a perfectly good pizza when abominations like Brazilian pizza exists
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:24:02 PM No.713626850
bepis (2)
bepis (2)
md5: 6fa7e350684c46a5b7281a1c53cea08b๐Ÿ”
For me its mushrooms, anchovy and pepperoni. The salinity of the anchovies is balanced by the texture of the mushrooms. The pepperoni is just a delicious plus
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:06 PM No.713626950
1697714135766950
1697714135766950
md5: 20d4d99d2e934243b2bc24759a30b8c2๐Ÿ”
>>713612167
looks tasty, I'd eat it
Replies: >>713627028
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:52 PM No.713627019
WE yakuza now
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:25:58 PM No.713627028
>>713626950
We know you would eat it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:26:19 PM No.713627063
>>713610623 (OP)
Why does he wear the beanie?
Replies: >>713627142 >>713627558
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:07 PM No.713627127
>>713610623 (OP)
Actually pretty funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:27:16 PM No.713627142
>>713627063
To hide his balding?
Replies: >>713627558
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:34 PM No.713627543
this thread made me buy death stranding 2
Replies: >>713627870
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:31:41 PM No.713627558
>>713627063
>>713627142
cooks must cover their hair
Replies: >>713627983
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:32:16 PM No.713627604
>>713617248
nta, but i think bg3 was successful despite this mess, not because of it. It owes its success to being attached to an already iconic and legendary series. it probably would have sold more if not for bullshit like this. i'm a fan of the first two, and did not play this one, nor do I plan to.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:33:42 PM No.713627731
>>713610623 (OP)
lol this is actually kino and well choreographed slapstick humor, nice job Kojimbo
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:34:52 PM No.713627851
puzzle
puzzle
md5: a3f5a6ec1b4422db2f73455324f93b6f๐Ÿ”
>>713612493
Replies: >>713638793
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:07 PM No.713627870
>>713627543
>He make funny and I laugh hahahaha me buy game
You just proved this you're no different than a trained seal.
Replies: >>713627959 >>713628290
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:35:40 PM No.713627923
ofaecaec
ofaecaec
md5: 9605bd8b9300d906512eb78c17b1f109๐Ÿ”
>>713613796
What the fuck was this video again? I just randomly saw this kid in my image folder again.
It's from 2011 apparently? Or earlier?
Replies: >>713630936
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:36:15 PM No.713627959
>>713627870
I literally have bought every Katamari game because of the goofy fucking setting and I've enjoyed every single one.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:36:30 PM No.713627983
>>713627558
Mamoru Oshii isn't a cook in real life, anon...
Replies: >>713628143
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:38:12 PM No.713628134
angels-egg-2
angels-egg-2
md5: 63828ae39520c97fb8bff75fe6cf7691๐Ÿ”
is that mamoru oshii, director of angel's egg, a story about transporting a fetus across an oppressive environment?
Replies: >>713632909
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:38:17 PM No.713628143
>>713627983
I bet his food is Oshii though :3
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:28 PM No.713628264
>>713610623 (OP)
holy soul
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:46 PM No.713628290
>>713627870
>nooooooooooooooooooo stop enjoying things
i love being dumb and happy
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:41:21 PM No.713628437
>>713610623 (OP)
Yakuza series really mindbroke Kojima
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.713628485
>>713611091
>literally a wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza
sounds soulful
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:42:28 PM No.713628530
>>713612493
Took me longer than I like to admit but L shape.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:45:12 PM No.713628763
I enjoy Kojima's cringe kino.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.713628895
https://youtu.be/-S-WLzzeKsE?t=318
Uhh, kino
Replies: >>713632382
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:50:55 PM No.713629231
>>713610623 (OP)
Is that Oshii?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:51:56 PM No.713629332
>>713625698
Any European north of the Alps should not be allowed to make pizza.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:31 PM No.713629468
>>713614653
WTF lol this was actually funny
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:55:00 PM No.713629592
>>713614653
Advanced kabedon techniques
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:55:22 PM No.713629631
>>713611478
>DS1 outsold the entire Metal Gear series combined.
That's not true. Kill yourself you lying sack of shit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:55:33 PM No.713629643
los steve jobs del videoguejos
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:57:23 PM No.713629793
>>713611704
Yes, Kojima adding this silly shit is great and I hope he never stops. DS1 being so bland and sterile was a mistake.
Replies: >>713629918
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:58:49 PM No.713629918
>>713629793
You'd think that after 30 years in the industry Kojima had gotten it through these people's skulls what his style is like lol
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:06:37 PM No.713630579
>>713610623 (OP)
Is this another in-game ad?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:10:59 PM No.713630936
perfect storm
perfect storm
md5: 4589a904f205ea93b95bab9e77620d34๐Ÿ”
>>713627923
Katana unbo... unveiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:12:17 PM No.713631052
>>713612493
S shape
chat is space-let
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:15:41 PM No.713631379
OMGWTFBBQ SO RADUMB ROFLCOPTER XDDD
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:39 PM No.713631563
1396047880958
1396047880958
md5: 2eb4eb0cf2a67279169f83d19a2da4d9๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:24:31 PM No.713632108
18smug
18smug
md5: 2d95e9e491e3730d4fe6bdd5b528482c๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
I hate kojima but this is genuinely FAB (funny and based)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:27:40 PM No.713632382
>>713628895
it's kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:34:02 PM No.713632909
>>713628134
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:42:51 PM No.713633665
Pizza Tower
directed by Hideo Kojima(tm)
Replies: >>713633915
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:44:53 PM No.713633841
maxresdefault (6)
maxresdefault (6)
md5: 9ec728453117301d245ddc71995452a9๐Ÿ”
>>713622108
big bo?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:45:41 PM No.713633915
>>713633665
Pizza what?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:46:20 PM No.713633968
>>713610760
You won't do shit bitch
*bites into a slice of banana and pineapple curry pizza*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:53:22 PM No.713634585
>>713610623 (OP)
ROFLMAO based creatividad
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:08:45 PM No.713635892
>>713610918
>Did pajeeta animate this?
most likely, animators don't know anatomy these days, they're just cleaning up mocap.
Replies: >>713641179
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:16:25 PM No.713636536
>>713610623 (OP)
Ok, that got an smile and a chuckle from me.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:18:06 PM No.713636654
file
file
md5: fb5651d72bb31ddfbf447d3ee04d5e3e๐Ÿ”
>>713610760
I feel like he's talking about Italians. I mean, look at this faggot shit.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:21:14 PM No.713636910
>>713610623 (OP)
Based, fuck braindead amerifats who can't imagine a fight scene more creative than "two guys shoot each other a lot then run out of bullets and punch each other a lot".
Replies: >>713637306
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:23:23 PM No.713637097
>>713612493
Are you allowed to rotate? You can use those two blocks to make a perfect 2x2 square and then just put the normal square answer on the end of it to make it the answer
Replies: >>713637379 >>713637427
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:24:56 PM No.713637241
>>713610623 (OP)
The only thing I've ever found funny that was Japanese was the anime "Golden Boy", it's old as fuck before Japan fully leaned into the cringefest they are now.
Replies: >>713637494
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:25:37 PM No.713637306
>>713636910
>it's america that sucks
>that's why I envy it so much that I talk about it constantly
>it's because it sucks
I don't ever mention your country, because I don't know what country it is, and I don't care.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:25:53 PM No.713637328
>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima's still got it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:26:32 PM No.713637374
>>713610760
Only retards base their opinions on internet memes.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:26:34 PM No.713637379
>>713637097
You need a coffee or a good night's sleep.
Replies: >>713637465
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:04 PM No.713637427
>>713637097
Anon, look at it again. Rotating it would not help.
Replies: >>713637465
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:04 PM No.713637428
>>713610623 (OP)
kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:33 PM No.713637465
aishock
aishock
md5: a34cd14caf8659322f83dcccba2e2f76๐Ÿ”
>>713637379
>>713637427
I REALIZED AFTER I POSTED SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT STUPID
Replies: >>713637617 >>713637808
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:27:53 PM No.713637494
>>713637241
cringefest?
Replies: >>713637634
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:17 PM No.713637617
>>713637465
I didn't say you are. I gave you the same advice I follow when my I make the same mistakes.
Replies: >>713638163
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:25 PM No.713637628
1503583207564
1503583207564
md5: 5fcf771f172cd2897a050069f7d76b8a๐Ÿ”
>>713612167
>pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:29:28 PM No.713637634
>>713637494
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cringefest
Replies: >>713637763
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:30:53 PM No.713637763
>>713637634
why is it a cringefest now?
Replies: >>713637946
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:17 PM No.713637808
>>713637465
Anon, we all are stupid. Otherwise we would not be here.
Replies: >>713638163
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:32:59 PM No.713637940
>>713610623 (OP)
SOVL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:03 PM No.713637946
>>713637763
Because all their humor now is extremely corny, it feels so surface level, forced, and inorganic. The OP webm is a perfect example of it.
Replies: >>713638056 >>713638186
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:37 PM No.713638000
1749739568587757m
1749739568587757m
md5: 825127592fd8bab9bf25ae65260f84a8๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
Why does he have Judy's pants? It's upsetting and brings back trauma from my playthrough
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:34:15 PM No.713638056
>>713637946
i don't like DS, but I thought it was a neat webm
didn't make me laugh but it made me smile I guess, it was amusing enough
Replies: >>713638205
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:33 PM No.713638142
1741290665137648
1741290665137648
md5: 75b46e3d5446e8cd660ccbff2db41bbc๐Ÿ”
>>713610623 (OP)
This is pure sovl unironically just convinced me to pirate the first game
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:46 PM No.713638163
file
file
md5: b732770427fb239eb8d8df8c015b3866๐Ÿ”
>>713637617
>>713637808
I realized it was L block but wouldn't rotating it like this result in the squares aligning as such?
I'm doing it in my head and it's working
Replies: >>713638793 >>713639256
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:08 PM No.713638186
>>713637946
Or perhaps you just grew up and don't have time for simple humor with your refined tastes.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:24 PM No.713638205
>>713638056
>didn't make me laugh
Exactly, because it's not funny.
Replies: >>713638309
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:19 PM No.713638270
>>713614347
you're a stupid tourist faggot that can't even troll right lol
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:48 PM No.713638309
>>713638205
but it made me smile
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:39:34 PM No.713638480
1732859076474496
1732859076474496
md5: 8a14933f63b9c2e0d63b25ae0c5dd093๐Ÿ”
>obese chuds unironically shitting their pants with rage over this webm
thanks for the laugh OP
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:39:36 PM No.713638481
>Sony gives Kojima $200 million budget
>Spends it on scanning Elle Fanning's feet and mo-capping "Japanese humour" scenes
Creatividad, I kneel
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:40:52 PM No.713638596
>>713610623 (OP)
Do people really enjoy pineapple on pizza? I thought it was just a meme that people liked it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:32 PM No.713638736
>>713611330
>redditor watching anything that isn't marvel cookie cutter garbage for the fist time on his entire life
>"It's just like Marvel"
Zoomoids never watched anything that wasn't the most bland garbage available in their entire lives and that's why you can automatically disregard their opinions on anything
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:10 PM No.713638793
read_nigga
read_nigga
md5: 971a5bbe9e8649089468d951e42c68a9๐Ÿ”
>>713638163
See: >>713627851
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:37 PM No.713638839
>>713612167
>>713612582
>>713613163
Where's the cum sauce
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:54 PM No.713639014
>>713613163
The pineapple meme is a reddit "safe conflict." That way, people can act like they're having a heated conversation, with none of the actual real arguments and hurt feelings.
Replies: >>713640523
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:48:52 PM No.713639256
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 605448480381bc731c5908571cbfcff9๐Ÿ”
>>713638163
Red is what is given, blue is what you need to make 2x2x2 cube. You need two identical blocks.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:50:07 PM No.713639363
>>713610623 (OP)
This is good and you are a joyless faggot
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:57:06 PM No.713639936
>>713610623 (OP)
i hate kojima and yet i smiled at this
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:59:27 PM No.713640129
>>713610760
>NOOO NOT SWEET AND SOUR FLAVOUR COMBO AAAHHHH HELP ME ITALY
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:01:48 PM No.713640347
>>713612493
it's the T
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:03:46 PM No.713640523
>>713639014
My theory was always that it's normalfags trying to grow a bit of personality without having to try. Any NPC can say something like that and bam, it becomes your trait, you're not a blank piece of paper whose only hobbies are watching football and popular stuff on Netflix, and drinking alcohol.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:04:00 PM No.713640542
>>713610623 (OP)
>cringe cutscene
>:(
>cringe cutscene by kojima
:o

you can't convince me that's not what's happening, if kojima made made that 'Im non-binary' scene in the dragon age game you guys would have reacted the same
Replies: >>713640874 >>713640912 >>713641108
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:08:02 PM No.713640874
>>713640542
You must be pretty stupid to compare OPs webm to anything in Veilguard.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:08:31 PM No.713640912
>>713640542
>cringe as an adjective
Thweaty, thath tho tokthic.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:11:00 PM No.713641108
>>713640542
Death Stranding devs understand satire. Dragon Age devs are sincere with their work.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:11:02 PM No.713641110
>>713610623 (OP)
Fuck you Kojima, I've tolerated your movie references for years, but this is the last straw!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:11:57 PM No.713641179
>>713610918
>>713635892
he does a very basic bitch karate punch at one point into the door that gets stopped short.
he arm follows through a bit and that bent his wrist and elbow...
why are you freaking out over this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.713641359
>>713610623 (OP)
I refuse to play a game where I'm some kind of stupid walking deliveryman or something. But i would play a game that had absurd junk like this in it.
Replies: >>713641653
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:16:56 PM No.713641582
>>713610623 (OP)
>put the pizza back in
>some invisible force like a guy on the other end literally pushes it back out
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:55 PM No.713641653
Pizzadude Screenshot 2025.01.10 - 22.31.50.36
Pizzadude Screenshot 2025.01.10 - 22.31.50.36
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>>713641359
>not playing Pizza Dude with its advanced ham shading technology
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:18:52 PM No.713641727
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>>713616317
>all the seething tendies it
kek, they are still mad about the princess beach thing aren't they?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:18:55 PM No.713641731
>>713611849
>this nigger doesnt know jackie chan
uncultured buffoon.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:16 PM No.713641840
Why is whedon humor ok when Japan does it?
Replies: >>713641983
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:21:57 PM No.713641983
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>>713641840
Whedon humor is okay when Whedon does it.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:24 PM No.713642098
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posted without context.
Replies: >>713642472
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:25:03 PM No.713642228
>>713610623 (OP)
holy kinojima
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:05 PM No.713642472
>>713642098
>another Moby Dick reference

Why is Kojimbo obsessed with it?
Replies: >>713642540
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:34 PM No.713642513
>>713614653
Holy chad!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:28:48 PM No.713642540
>>713642472
>why is he obsessed with something about obsession?
Replies: >>713642601
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:29:16 PM No.713642574
>>713610623 (OP)
If you even so much as cracked a smile at this then you are a failure to the white race.
Replies: >>713642852
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:29:34 PM No.713642601
>>713642540
It's like poetry.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:24 PM No.713642680
emilius
emilius
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>>713611925
>>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
>this is hack behaviour to be honest
Oh 100%. There's certainly merit to challenging art that audiences find polarizing but if you deliberately set out to make that and accidentally create something with broad appeal that implies your own taste is pretty basic.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:30 PM No.713642687
>>713610623 (OP)
not earned therefore not funny or endearing
Replies: >>713642770
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:31:12 PM No.713642738
>>713611330
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUD
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:31:35 PM No.713642770
>>713642687
fuck do you mean earned?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:32:36 PM No.713642852
>>713642574
you can't even smile at something anymore?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:33:17 PM No.713642913
>>713610623 (OP)
is that bobby
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:34:44 PM No.713643037
>>713610760
Italian here, pineapple pizza is alright.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:36:31 PM No.713643197
>>713610623 (OP)
Isn't this china humour? Just Jackie Chan move in a nutshell.
Replies: >>713643329
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:37:58 PM No.713643320
>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima is autistic even by jap standards
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:07 PM No.713643329
>>713643197
>humour
>ou
Get off my internet.
Replies: >>713643425 >>713643557 >>713643631
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:39:10 PM No.713643425
>>713643329
He's not wrong
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:39:22 PM No.713643440
>>713610623 (OP)
This is based though. Two guys realizing they can bond over their appreciation of a good-ass pizza is peak male experience.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:40:56 PM No.713643557
>>713643329
>my
ARPANET.
>b-but ICANN
Can be replaced. 99% it's Overcast tech under the hood anyway.
Replies: >>713643634
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:06 PM No.713643631
>>713643329
British spelling is more sexy, fight me you won't.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:08 PM No.713643634
>>713643557
DARPA and its technological achievements are points of racial pride for burgers. It's my internet and has been since 1969.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:12 PM No.713643640
>>713610623 (OP)
I smirked
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:19 PM No.713643646
>>713610760
Sweet and savoury is one of the most classic flavour combos.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:44:50 PM No.713643813
>>713610760
Bet you hate comic sans too because of that one joke site
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:23 PM No.713643938
>>713611705
No that's amore
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:47:44 PM No.713644049
>>713610623 (OP)
I chuckled.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:18 PM No.713644315
>>713611925
nah, its more like he got bored of being popular doing what people expected and set his sights on something far riskier and generally unobtainable.
he wanted to make a game that would convert people into liking something they usually don't like.

That's aiming for the moon, but there is no halfway point if you fail.
This sort of thing can be really cool, but its why you need a tardleash on your most creative guys to prevent them from going too far.
Kirkbride, the guy behind the cool shit in morrowind, is a perfect example of this, and he WAS on a tard leash.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:33 PM No.713644491
>>713612782
>with light pineapple and extra anchovies
hell yes, my nigga
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:54:05 PM No.713644536
>>713610772
Kojimmy is the George Lucas of vidya, Twin Snakes is the same as George re editing A New Hope to meet his original vision.
Replies: >>713644690
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:56:00 PM No.713644690
>>713644536
Everything starting with MGS1 was the sequel trilogy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:12 PM No.713644786
>>713616338
Nicole Classof09 needs to be impregnated by me
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:59:11 PM No.713644934
>>713610997
You're too old to be liking shit like this
Replies: >>713645027 >>713645730
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:30 PM No.713645027
>>713644934
nope, no one is
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:00 PM No.713645071
>>713612167
youre a literal nigger if u enjoy trash like this
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:03:14 PM No.713645227
>>713610760
>I HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
Nobody really feels this strongly opinionated about it. That's just some shit you saw on reddit once and now you feel inclined to repeat it
Replies: >>713645617 >>713645763
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:03:25 PM No.713645241
>>713622108
I was a Day One Death Stranding apologist and the more I see from 2 the more I am glad that I didn't sink $700 into playing it on release. Even if it releases this year, I will probably skip it for Borderlands 4.
Replies: >>713646745
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:03:28 PM No.713645245
>>713610623 (OP)
This seems like something out of a Jackie Chan flick thoughbeit
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:08:29 PM No.713645617
>>713645227
I mentioned it earlier, but it's "safe conflict."
>I like pineapple on pizza.
>NO U R BAD MAN LOL GONNA SEND THIS TO MY GRANDKIDS ON THE FACE PAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Then they can act like they won le epic internet argument, but nobody called anyone the retard word.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:10:00 PM No.713645730
>>713644934
This. Grow up and join the army.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:10:34 PM No.713645763
>>713645227
I HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
AND PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN GENERAL
Replies: >>713645949
Planet Earth Original Specials
6/25/2025, 11:10:38 PM No.713645771
>>713610623 (OP)
Out of every anime "humor" scene you picked an actually funny one.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:10:40 PM No.713645773
file
file
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>OMG, SWEET AND SAVORY DOESN'T WORK!!!
>NONONO THAT DOESN'T COUNT!! BECAUSE I SAID SO!
The pineapple hate is a sign of normalfagdom and autism.
Replies: >>713645842
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:11:26 PM No.713645820
>>713613163
Is that actual banana? Are you sure that's not plantains?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:11:46 PM No.713645842
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>>713645773
>ham
>savory
Replies: >>713645890
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:12:28 PM No.713645890
>>713645842
Ham is savory, are you baiting?
Replies: >>713646009
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:12:47 PM No.713645919
Reminder that zoomers have memed drinking milk as weird and deviant.
Replies: >>713646067
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:13:10 PM No.713645949
>>713645763
Whatever you do, do not go to Hawaii.
Replies: >>713646081
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:13:47 PM No.713646009
>>713645890
He's clearly not baking
Replies: >>713646061
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:14:37 PM No.713646061
>>713646009
Savory is a taste profile not specific to baking, that's giga dumb.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:14:44 PM No.713646067
>>713645919
>I one time went to a bachelor party with my friends.
>I order milk with my eggs
>14 30 year old somethings looking at me like I fucked a donkey
It's not just zoomers.
Replies: >>713646167
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:14:59 PM No.713646081
>>713645949
I never plan to because of the 14 hour flight
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:15:18 PM No.713646121
Anchovies-pizza-SQ
Anchovies-pizza-SQ
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>>713610760
why did pineapple on pizza suddenly become a controversial take? It was supposed to be anchovies.
Replies: >>713646184 >>713646352
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:15:51 PM No.713646167
>>713646067
Everyone under 44 is a zoomer. It is just zoomers.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:16:08 PM No.713646184
>>713646121
Are those fucking lemons?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:18:09 PM No.713646352
>>713646121
Anchovies were never controversial, but they do have a strong flavor which makes them hard for some to handle. But a pizza place will carry anchovies, and nobody thinks you're insane for ordering them.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:22:42 PM No.713646745
1501760005308
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>>713645241
>for Borderlands 4
holy fuck dude, you're regressing hardcore lol
Replies: >>713646839
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:23:12 PM No.713646782
1745178456617728
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I'm a medium sized minecraft youtuber and I got invited to a little event by some bigwigs with million+ subscriber counts, and one of the requirements was to be in voice chat for the event.
>excuse myself for a second
>return and say "Alright, I'm back, got my pizza from the oven."
>most people just say "Welcome back" or something casual
>some bigwig faggot with 3 million subs just out of the blue for no fucking reason loudly says "I SURE HOPE IT'S NOT PINEAPPLE PIZZA" incredibly close to the microphone
>blurt out "what"
>entire voice chat is just silent for a minute straight until someone brings up some stupid whacky topic
Replies: >>713647017
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:24:03 PM No.713646839
>>713646745
NTA, but Borderlands has always been 100% solid in the gameplay department, and a worthy successor to Diablo 2. The faggot writing can be ignored.
Replies: >>713647018
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:26:14 PM No.713647017
>>713646782
he was trying to be funny and start an unserious jokingly heated discussion. way to kill the content, you goober.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:26:14 PM No.713647018
>>713646839
I wish, I actually couldn't get past 3s first hour, and I tried thrice lol
IIRC one of the most popular mods is one turning off cutscenes and/or dialogue completely
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:34:41 PM No.713647712
There are people that are seething over a reference to old kung fu movies or jackie chan movie style of fighting? This is problem one of the better things that Kojima has done. The other stuff is where he dips hard into pretentiousness or style over substance.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:34:47 PM No.713647724
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>>713613295
there's a well-known pizza place in des moines that does something similar