Thread 713610623

>>713610623 (OP)
He's right though, pineapple fags should die.

>>713610623 (OP)
Kojimbo always had gay anime cringe in all his games going back to MGS 1, this is nothing new.

>Throwing a punch with your elbow and wrist bent like a 'z'

Did pajeeta animate this?

Also obligatory:
>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713610623 (OP)
Genuinely better than any western game "humor" ive seen in almost 2 decades.

>/v/ now has to pretend soul isn't soul to keep up the kojimbo counterjerking kayfabe
Bad look

>>713610997
>Anon's definition of soul is literally a wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza

Regress back into the womb and reverse birth yourself.

>>713610623 (OP)
i lol'd

>>713611091
>Anon's definition of soul is [soulful sequence]
wow

>>713610623 (OP)
Quirky Reddit Chungus: The Game, Japan

>>713610623 (OP)
this is more inline with chinese movies

>>713610623 (OP)
jej this is actually sick
>that stare post fight
ludo kino
only pathetic depressed contrarian incels (that most likely can't afford a ps5 to play the game) will say that this is somehow not funny

>>713610970
It's retarded Deadpool-tier humor made by a jap with an inferiority complex, how exactly is it any different?.

>>713610623 (OP)
funny

>>713610623 (OP)
But it's le heckin based when it's kojima doing it!

>>713611330
>can't recognize the most obvious Hong Kong action movie homage right before his eyes
>immediately evokes marvelslop unprompted
holy mother of zoomzoom

>>713610772
Yeah, but DS1 had significantly less of this kind of stuff and most DS1 fans never played Metal Gear seeing how DS1 outsold the entire Metal Gear series combined.

Absolute kino, I'm not interested in death stranding but that scene is really cool

>>713610760
Pineapple is great, but only fresh one, canned is trash.

>>713611091
it's called unbirth

>>713611091
>wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza
The Devil May Cry 3 opening is pretty souful yeah

>>713610623 (OP)
more like jackie chan

>>713611490
that's cheese

Its incredible how Kojima wasted all that tech and resources in nothing but a cringe circlejerk

>>713611448
Who the fuck cares?, it's the same out-of-place nonsense you'd find in any capeshit movie nowadays. Tell me you can't imagine Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool entering a pizza parlor and doing this exact same shit?.

>>713610772
>it's always existed therefore it's good!
Fuck off. I'll never understand why this non-argument is so popular

>>713611604
No that's cheese-like product.

>>713610623 (OP)
Is that fucking Mamoru Oshii? What the fuck?

>>713611657
imagine getting so worked up over a funny little cutscene, most normal people will giggle and move on
have sex fat incel

>>713610623 (OP)
So, what's that character's name?
Pizza Cookman?

>>713610623 (OP)
KINOOOOOO

>>713611705
I hate the *-like products

>>713611448
Which John Woo movie is this jeet tier animation referencing? The cinematography is absolute slop compared to any hong Kong action movie.

>>713610623 (OP)
All the people complaining about weird shit inba Kojima game shows me this place has too many tourists

>>713610623 (OP)
>Don't disrespect the pizza parlor!

>>713611657
>Why do you care that I’m calling something shit when my exclusive frame of reference for anything unserious is marvel quirkslop?
Because it’s embarrassing

>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
this is hack behaviour to be honest

>>713611773
if he was Italian he'd be Past Pizzman, and would have some foreboding backstory.
he was pizza master but then something happened and he quit forever. untill...

>>713611805
This also can be said about games.
>Rogue-like
>Souls-like
Mostly trash.

>>713610760
Tastelet detected. I made a delicious pepperoni, jalapeno and pineapple pizza last nite. God tier flavor combo.

>>713612029
I'll only agree about rogue likes if you take the "modern" retarded definition of rogue likes not the original one from like late 80s.

>>713611657
>out-of-place
i'm guessing you never played death stranding? or any kojima game?

>>713610623 (OP)
Yep, another Kojima certified classic!

>>713610760
Based.
>>713611490
>>713612167
Kill yourselves. Pineapple ruins pizza.

>>713611091
you fucking soulless ghoul that is soulful go eat a bag of dicks

Kojimbo invented the Pizza

>>713611925
In all fairness, all artists are like this, which is why AI is getting so popular. Everyone is sick of their shit.

>>713610623 (OP)
PVRE KINO

>>713611448
Saar...

>>713612183
Yes, because they have nothing to do with Rogue.
I love how some words change their definition to the opposite over time.
Pic related was true Roguelike

>>713610623 (OP)
Chat, solve it.

>>713610623 (OP)
>the bit with the cupboard straight of an 80s Honk Kong movie
that's fucking kino

>>713612167
Excellent taste my man.

>>713610623 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/hle8by.mp4

>>713610623 (OP)
Why does it feel so gay and retarded specifically when Kojima does it

>>713610623 (OP)
K I N O
I
N
O

>>713610623 (OP)
This 39 second clip has made me want to buy this game more than any other promotion I’ve seen for it.

>>713612493
right one, provided you rotate the middle one by 90° away from you and join it with the first one from the back. That leaves an "L" shaped space for that part to fit.

>>713610623 (OP)
Looks like he's trying to do a jackie chan skit.

>>713612489
oh I played a lot of that one. and pixel dungeon.
before that, angband.

>>713610623 (OP)
>the fridge sequence and then he closes the doors gently after the backwards kick
SOVL

>>713610623 (OP)
It WAS pretty funny though

>>713610623 (OP)
working a big wood pizza oven is fun as fuck

>>713610760
Order a pie, well done, with light pineapple and extra anchovies...Shit is so fucking good.

>>713612489
That artstyle is fucking abysmal holy shit

Has Kojima finally lost it then?

>>713610760
my favorite pizza is mae ploy sweet thai chili sauce for a sauce, then in order: cheddar cheese, anchovies, sausage, jalapenos, pineapple, smoked gouda

It is kind of funny.

>>713612364
It's ok, one day your brain will fully develop and you'll start tasting things.

>>713610623 (OP)
DEATH TO PINEAPPLE NIGGERS

>>713612664
reminds me of dead rising mall maniancs

>>713611770
>funny
That was your first mistake, thinking this kiddie-level dogshit was "funny". This is the kind of stuff you'd have found on ifunny 10 years ago, being memed about by 15 year olds who think Will Ferrel is the king of comedy.

It's funny because they fight but they are actually friends and chill at the end. The reason this upsets the /v/edditor is because all he knows is to bait, bicker and argue. He doesn't know what friendly banter and friendship is. So seeing two men go from fighting to being friends is an alien and scary concept for him.

>>713610623 (OP)
K I N O
I
N
O

>>713610623 (OP)
well shit
now I have to buy the game
didn't even like DS1

>creative dad
>invented the camera
>invented strand-likes
>invented the pizza
Kojima won.

>>713612390
>cutscenes are fun

>>713612903
Now I am interested in what you consider "funny"

>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima is trying way too hard

>>713612970
saying nigger and other forms of dark humour

>>713610623 (OP)
this is what forced soul looks like

>>713610623 (OP)
>Leaving out the part where Sam eats the entire pizza in 20 seconds off-screen

ONE JOB

>>713612783
That's subjective.
But I like it more than ASCII.

>>713610623 (OP)
>2 guys having wacky fight because of pizza
>this makes Anon mad

>>713613075
shit art
also shit roguelike
won it on my first try

>>713612959
a little, yes

>>713612903
don't shoot up a school from all that repressed rage chuddie

>>713610760
everyone always rages about pineapple, which is honestly fine but I can understand why people don't like it
meanwhile, the fucking swedes are putting banana and curry on their "pizza" and no talks about it

>>713613116
I doubt it

>>713612970
Anything I post will immediately be samefagged on as you try to relentlessly save face for liking dogshit comedy, so I simply refuse to engage with you. No, silly pizza karate man is not funny.

>>713610623 (OP)
Forced funny

>>713613209
As expected.
I accept your concession, you little cowardly sissyboy.

>>713613163
I once made a thanksgiving pizza - mashed potatoes on the dough, then gravy, turkey, mozzarella, cranberry sauce globs, stuffing and greenbeans. it was pretty good

>>713613163
That's because everyone already hates Sweden so nobody is looking for new reasons to hate Sweden

>>713612970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCxHu_F5xo

>>713611759
They've known each other since policenauts apparently

>>713611770
It sure is silly but to call that funny? Nah.

>>713610623 (OP)
Are you allergic to fun? Because this is actually funny.

>>713610623 (OP)
B
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A
V
K O J I M A

>>713610623 (OP)
>anons will spam kino at this but they will shit on cutscenes from jrpgs
Fucking normalfaggots the lot of you.

>>713613269
>as expected
>i accept your concession
Not a concession when bad faith arguers are almost a gaurantee. It's like going to a Christianity convention and saying you're an atheist and then a bunch of Christians try and prove how you're wrong using a bible.

>>713612167
Fucking DIE

>>713610623 (OP)
Wonder when Norman Reedus will realize that Kojima is a retard

>>713613503
>NO U are arguing in bad faith
>nevermind my brainfried retarded tirade that started this argument
Yeah, we can see you're too much of a cowardly subhuman to do anything but deviate and squirm like a jew, but that was clear from the very beginning when you started arguing in bad faith like the waste of life you are. I advise you to kill yourself, now THAT would be funny.

>>713613269
>as expected

The only reason you would expect him to refuse is if you were already aware of the fact that you were going to say whatever he posted was bad. He called you out and you literally just went "Yep, I was going to do that". Is /v/ actually as stupid as I think it is?

>>713613331
For me it's the original clip with almost 3b views. Such a funny clip

>>713613417
You just need to be a D list actor, Kojima can only hire one C list actor due to budget, everyone else has to be D list

>>713610970
>le epic bacon of d00m
>le epic bacon of d00m, japan

>>713610623 (OP)
>Jacky chan style fight hijinks
Kino and im tired of pretending its not.

>>713613796
>Anything I post will immediately be samefagged on
>samefags himself
lmao

>>713610760
Canada's genocide.

>>713613731
>REEE, YOU'RE BRAINFRIED, FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB JEW, KILL YOURSELF, REEEEEE
Lmao, look at how insecure and pathetic you are because I said dumb-silly pizza man isn't funny. You're a fucking child. I'm glad I stopped engaging with you.

>>713613897
Not him and I don't even play those games (looks like it's a console exclusive or whatever) but it is just two guys doing ridiculous shit for lulz. You'd think 4chan users could relate but apparently this is fucking facebook now.

>>713614139
>I'm glad I stopped engaging with you.
But you didn't. Why are you so retarded?
Your humor must be even worse than I thought.

>>713613575
>getting this mad over a fruit

Yikes bro...maybe get that mental illness checked out lul

>>713614240
>but you didn't
>retard still doesn't know what "engagement" means
>thinks I'm still discussing anything with him
>not just laughing at his retarded sperging now
Please, keep going.

>>713610623 (OP)
Shit like this makes me feel too old to play videogames, are you supposed to be laughing during this?
Maybe I'm depressed

>>713614139
nta but you said
>its not funny
he said
>it is funny
you said
>nuh uh
he said
>show me what is funny to you then
you said
>nuh uh
are you dumb nigga?

>>713610760
Only person I know in real life that actually hates pineapple is my autistic older brother who will literally not eat anything but pepperoni pizza. He is in his 40 and has the palate of a child. He is so picky about literally everything that he only eats like pepperoni pizza and mac and cheese and that a few other things. So this is how I picture autitsts on 4chan that hates pineapple pizza.

>>713614402
>samefagging this hard
Still not engaging with you, cucked faggot. Cope and seethe, tranny-manny.

>>713614547
okay I guess, I am not that anon your arguing with. I just was driving by to call you a retard, peace.

This is… actually a good scene lmao

>>713610623 (OP)
I laughed.

>>713610623 (OP)
>Japanese humor
Can't make a thread about something that doesn't exist.

>>713614525
I have eaten more exotic foods than you ever will and pineapple is simply a terrible pizza topping.

>>713610623 (OP)
That is some real nice cringe kino right here

>>713614662
I'm sure you did big bro. Now go eat some more mac and cheese

>>713614612
Thanks dumb cucked tranny, you made me laugh even harder with your blatant cuckism.

>>713610623 (OP)
This is at least mildly amusing.

>>713611925
>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
Pretend you were a gamer for the last 5 years and you'd understand why he thinks that.

>Kojimbo mindbreaks the board again
I seriously don't get it. Just don't watch shit from DS or play it, which should be easy for you guys because you don't play games. I don't care for Death Stranding either but I'm not wasting energy seething over some cutscene or him putting a vtuber in the game, when I could and am just playing games I actually like instead.

>>713614653
started out cringy, but it's genuinenly funny

>>713610623 (OP)
Asians lean into the absurdism, westerners don't. No wonder I hate western vidya.

>>713614347
You are replying to my posts, which, by definition, means you're engaging with me.
Not my fault you're some ESL subhuman.
And a coward, and a faggot. You're like the proverbial chicken on the chessboard.
Very well, whatever, I will now stop this and you stay retarded ;^)

>>713614826
We purposefully hyped Kojima wrong, as a joke.

>>713610623 (OP)
Pizza Man Man.

>>713610623 (OP)
>weebfaggots pretending this is supposed to be humorous to save face
If you actually understood jap sensibilities, you'd realize this was scene was done with all sincerity. They're literally slant eyed Indians.

>>713613047
haha HOLe shit wathada fuck! hoo heee hahaaaaahaahaaaaahahahahaaaaa LOL

>>713614998
That makes it better though, the sincerity of the absurdity is fun. Trying to constantly be subversive or serious like western creators do is unfun. Its honest.

>>713614621
why.... do you.... type like.... t-this...?

>>713610623 (OP)
>Japanese nigga
>Malding about disrespecting pizza
What did kojimbo mean by this?

>>713615149
No the fact that japs take this shit seriously and honestly proves how fucking retarded your tranime slop is and that kojima is a hack.

>>713610760
>normal/vanillafags act like a vocal minority
hate this meme

>>713613163
Nobody expects swedes to have good taste

>>713613897
>le epic bacon of d00m
Yup, kino.
>le epic bacon of d00m, japan
Yup, kino.

>>713611759
Bro? Do you only know Oshii from Angel's egg?

>>713610623 (OP)
>using mamoru oshii for a jackie chan's pizza joke
Kino.

>>713610623 (OP)
lol Kojima is funny xD

>>713614998
Indians make anime and big video games?

>>713615491
you are obese and 30 years old

>>713614998
"Sincerity" and "humour" aren't exclusionary. Do you even know what words mean?

>>713610623 (OP)
OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD KOJIMBA IS SO CREATIVIDAD WOW SIR I LOVE KOJIMBA SO MUCH

Thank god he started "working" in america, otherwise he wouldn't have known what pizza even was.

Total KojiGOD destruction, gigga meltys all day. We won so hard bros.

>>713610623 (OP)
what episode of the walking dead is this?

>>713610623 (OP)
Schizo chuds see this and be like:
>America Has Fallen...

>>713615580
But at least he's not obese and 60 years old

>>713610623 (OP)
>we have jackie chan at home

>>713614841
Brits are the same as Japs in terms of absurdist humor. Only Americans think humor needs to deconstruct deeper cultural norms and push societal boundaries - a style of comedy pioneered by Lenny Bruce (who was a subversive Jew btw).

>>713610623 (OP)
>the unnecessary spin at 0:12

>>713610760
My gf made me pineapple pizza yesterday and today she's gonna do it again. Stay mad brother.

>>713615584
Sarcasm is a form of humor yet I bet you'll come up with some cope to convince me it's sincere.

>>713615850
>Brits are the same as Japs in terms of absurdist humor
absolutely not. im not even british and i know that is a completely wild and nonsensical equivalency

>>713615850
>Only America
We had XD Randumb for years, we had slapstick for decades, we had wordplay and puns all in combination with the former. When we don't do 'deconstructions' that make people seethe 'SUBVERSION', it's "LOL WHACK RANDUMB XDD" people that bitch.

The best humor is none (German).

>>713610623 (OP)
how far we've come

>>713615850
Americans are subhuman apes masquerading as people thoughever

>>713612167
Fucking based. Pineapple and pepperoni is an exceptionally slept on combo.

>>713610623 (OP)
If this was in Yakuza you fags would be clapping and cheering

>>713614525
Your brother is based

>>713615850
>a style of comedy pioneered by Lenny Bruce (who was a subversive Jew btw).

Lol
Lmao

>>713615850
Class of 09 is the definition of American slop subversive humor that ends up coming across as insincere compared to genuine comedy eroge. This is why EVN's will never be taken seriously by people who consume JP vn's.

>>713616338
People who consume VN's shouldn't be taken seriously as gamers to begin with.

>>713616338
Class of 09 is kino compared to Japanese dogshit, fucking kill yourself.

>>713615963
not him but arnt there many forms of humor?

>>713616338
TRVTH

>>713611770
Strange how you defended it with your life until cornered and then all of a sudden it doesnt matter cause its just a game

>>713615496
I know he's done a shit load of anime, and I know he's friends with Kojima, but I'm still surprised he actually put him in the game with a cutscene like that.

>>713615963
Ok, but there is nothing "sarcastic" about this scene. It's just funny violence.

>>713616434
that game? kino? lmao

>>713616434
Anime website

>looks like typical bollywood shit
>/v/ loves it
was this board filled with indians all along?

What is that black stuff on the pizza?

Stop laughing. Humor is the weapon of the enemy.

>>713616672
octopuses

>>713610623 (OP)
This game is fuckin terrible he needs to make MGS otherwise its just a jumbled mess of garbage

>>713616664
>any action/panning choreography is bollywood
Nice try Rasheet.

>>713610623 (OP)
and that characters name? Pete Zaa-Man

>>713616514
Yeah, like tragedy

>>713616560
So where are the puns? It's like it tried to be slapstick but slapped short because the creator has a stick up his ass.

>>713616785
Do not disrespect me

>>713612493
on first glance, the square. once i did the rotating in my head, it became clear you need the the L shape

>>713616806
slapstick has no puns, it's just a short little moment, not everything is sarcasm or some ironic joke

>>713616870
I will learn you lesson
BENECHOD

>>713610623 (OP)
>Westoid humour

>>713616806
Why would it need to have puns? Are you AI?

>>713616672
Cuttlefish ink.

>>713611330
Doesnt have post 2016 social commentary for one

>>713610623 (OP)
At least Pizza Miyagi is kinda funny.
Better than that namaste black guy covered in oil scene.

>>713617002
>turns nonstop seethe into 24/7 marketing
>profits
lol, it worked too.

>>713612167
My man

>>713617123
did it?

>>713617205
You think it didn't?

>>713617248
i don't know, hence why i am asking

>>713617248
Did he?

>>713617276
15 mil copies for a CRPG in current-ish year is pretty damn good. You'd think the genre alone would filter its own success over le bear sex.

>>713610760

Just ate one with pineapple, noob.

>>713616806
>So where are the puns?
>kids these days actually were never ever exposed to anything but 6 gorillion degrees of irony
Grim.

>>713617004
>Why would it need to have puns?
Yeah exactly. Why does this game need humor? Yeah it really sets the world building of a death/life post apocalyptic world having japanese pizza man doing Kung Fu Hustle shit.

>>713617393
i am not talking about the game in general, just this marketing part

>>713617401
They call those dad jokes, because they are jokes told by their dad.

>>713610760
pineapple anchovy is the GOAT of pizzas

>>713617401
>kids these days actually were never ever exposed to anything but 6 gorillion degrees of irony
>as he discusses a fucking Kojima game.

>>713611849
It's a jackie chan scene man. It's heavy use of props and enviroment denote it as such.

>>713617479
doesn't Kojima always add weird shit in every game he makes?

>>713617527
When it comes to here on /v/, bear sex was on par with Palworld on release in terms of people not helping themselves but to talk about it. And for those who hates/seethed at it, that just sparks more conversation on the game(s) at all.
So yeah, I'd say bear sex was a great marketing ploy; it got attention on being absurd alone, it got further attention from purists/neo-zeolots complaining non-stop and it catered to the weirdos that want weird degenerate stuff.

>>713617479
Do you know what a pun is? And we were talking about a particular scene here, can you focus on a single topic?

>>713617563
not him but so where is the irony in this scene

>>713617751
alright then

>>713610623 (OP)
its so funny how pop culture references and two irrelevant C-tier celebrities having a 10 second fight scene is a massive spectacle to the american brained retards

there literally needs to be nothing else. just two half recognizable faces from movies and tv shows that were popular 20 years ago or a farting unicorn and the american gorrillas start chanting and praising

>bububut kojima is japanese!
and he deeply wishes he was american instead

>>713618075
We get it, you're German.

Seeing constant retarded seething at random scenes in this game makes me think it really is just Discord raiding. They keep jumping from one illogical "issue" to another and none of it makes sense. Shoddy work desu

>>713617530
Those kinds of jokes were made before their dad's ancestors stepped on the continent they live on. Long, long before that. So they're just retarded. Which was already widely known.

>>713618381
>game (movie) is full of dumb retarded shit and gets made fun of since it has 0 gameplay outside of walking
>m-must be a raid!!

>>713618507
It's just a joke label, you can't sperg at that and be on the same board that calls 30 year olds boomers at any given year (after 2015).

>>713618507
>we made those jokes 50 years ago so they must be good now too
Make it make sense.

This is why I dislike Kojima, he is not an artist. An artist is supposed to be a blank canvas that go into whatever medium to either improve, innovate (which is harder) or express. Kojima has never done anything to improve the genre (stealth; mastered by Thief 1/2) and endlessly references film onto a medium that is obviously incompatible with it. It's why I hate filmfaggots too.

>>713612167
Unironic third-worlder taste. Not even joking, third-worlders love mixing up everything when they make food.

Asian people are not interesting or funny.

>>713617563
I'm a perfect outside observer. I don't play his games. I'm completely unaware of the context. I saw a thumbnail and decided to watch it. Guys in real life used to do things like that. 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago. And before that. Centuries. Millennia. Human males are supposed to at least understand what that is, and at worst shrug and move on. Instead we have a parade of vagenes pissing and shitting themselves ITT.

>>713618601
not him the game is shit because it doesn't look fun at all but what's wrong in this scene exactly?

>>713610623 (OP)
he's dead serious

>>713618818
Neither are baby murdering, Christ killing kikes like yourself.

>>713618841
references to movie franchises and 'dude remember this actor?'

>>713618075
I don't know who the Asian guy is nor am I particularly familiar with Norman Reedus but I find the scene amusing. Maybe I would find it more absurd if I were more invested in the actors

>>713618969
those are based on actors?

>>713610623 (OP)
Ngl that ending was fucking kino

>>713618902
There's no need, to be upset. It's just true.

This screams "we want the nu yakuza audience!", also, cutscenes?! in 2025? When are games gonna finally move past such contrivances.

>>713618601
If it was full of dumb retarded shit then it should be easy to criticize, but all there is is nonsensical seething over pajeets and "sarcasm" and Kojima.

>>713616657
american website, dysgenic cunt.

>>713618818
I never watched anything form them that's comedy based but how come they're uninteresting yet have their shit like anime be popular all around the world?

>>713619115
I'd rather a million Japanese people invade my country over a single pajeet, nigger, sandnigger or J*w

>>713619226
Anime website

>>713619164
why do you hate cutscenes? just skip them

>>713616554
Oshii has a great sense of humor, I can totally see him being into it.

>>713619226
Owned by a Japanese man you snivelling little hook nosed semite

>>713619234
reality tv is popular all around the world too, poor argument

>>713618609
I was on this and other boards before these underage b& niggers were born and I'll stay here.

>>713619381
reality tv? really now?

>>713618825
>Guys used to do slapstick in pizza shop, they were always run by japs I swear. They would sing Tarantella napoletana right there in front of the wood stove oven, even in the bible belt!
Get real faggot.
Human males are supposed to at least understand what that is, and at worst shrug and move on. Instead we have a parade of vagenes pissing and shitting themselves ITT.
Because we have too many human debris who believe the aformentioned sarcasm. We got one in this thread that is trying to segway humor in a post apocalyptic game
>>713617763
>scene
Game. As in another "game" with Kojima's curse. Where we try to take it as serious as it sets itself out to be, which unfortunately comes in the form of "LOL SO RANDOM:Japan".

>>713619301
Literally the only games with good cutscenes were killer 7 and no more heroes 1

>>713619301
>why do you hate cutscenes?

>>713619515
skip it, there is literally no downside, just skip it

>>713615850
>Only Americans think humor needs to deconstruct deeper cultural norms and push societal boundaries
Yeah I don't man I just finished Reno 911 and it's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen and it does not do this. I think you're just a little retarded.

>>713619814
Reno 911 is a lampoon on cop reality shows, which were a cultural norm at the time. The whole comedy comes from deconstructing the commonly held idea that cops are good guys who do no wrong and know more than your average joe when they are retarded high school drop outs.

>>713619814
You've never seen C.O.P.S? That was a very blatant parody on that.

>>713610623 (OP)
absolute kinorama

Pepperoni and Jalapeno remains unbeaten

We should send all japs to the Mars, they're too weird.

>>713620248
>>713620348
Watch the show again. The humor is based off shock value and slapstick. You're stupid.

>>713620463
I wonder why such images would be shocking almost like they're moving past a boundary considered normal into parody that pushes cultural norms.
>>713620390
Okay but I have geographic tongue.and any spice whatsoever hurts me.

>>713620390
>No nearby grocery sells Jalapeño
Suffering.
At least I can still buy Habanero.

>>713620463
>deconstructions can't have shock humor or slapstick
You're the retard that thinks these elements are mutually exclusive, even Rick and Morty is a play on Back to the Future on top of other sci-fi stuff it blatantly tells you it's aping.

Reno 911 is still a parody (which is inherently a deconstruction) on COPS.

>>713620586
I have similar although not as bad as the image, and you just have weak spice tolerance.

>>713620675
Where you at? I'm smack dab in the midwest and we've got Jalapenos everywhere.

>>713610760
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>713620586
>boundary considered normal into parody
No, it's just funny when something is happening and Weigel makes a joke about rape out of no where. That's the shock value. You have a very miserable outlook on how to approach comedy. But yeah, that running gag in Japanese media where something embarrassing happens and the person embarrassed falls over? Killer. Totally killer absurdism. Nobody does it quite like them.

>>713620796
tapa ittes

>>713610623 (OP)
>that ending
Did I just witness soul?

>>713620767
>Where you at? I'm smack dab in the midwest and we've got Jalapenos everywhere.
I might start just growing them myself.

>>713620852
NO MEE VITTU ITE HELVETTII

>>713620767
>you just have weak spice tolerance
Oh...
>>713620829
>rape is shocking
You wouldn't be shocked if he were a hardcore criminal in a prison, that's the point. Thanks for coming down to Film Theory 101

>>713615939
fat girls don't count

>>713620897
Ah yeah, they are SUPER easy to grow. I've even grown them in the winter in my house.

even though I'm american my parents are unfortunately from poland, I know theres a ton of good shit you guys don't have over there

>>713610623 (OP)
what a kinography. Road to cannes 2025

>>713610623 (OP)
Dante edit when?

>>713610623 (OP)
It's funny because it's Ghost in the Shell man

>>713620994
It Reno 911 was as hardcore into deconstructing the cop genre like you claim, then the rape shouldn't be shocking. Also the character I mentioned is a girl, not a guy. Watch the show instead of reading a synopsis saying it just simply parodies COPS.

>>713620406
If you hate Japanese people why are you on 4chan?

>>713610760
If you compare with western and chinese games where characters stuck in a default pose and only move heads to right and left.
Cutscenes in japanese games always are impressive

>>713610760
FPBP

>>713621393
I only use /v/ and /pol/. Go back to /a/, you tranime faggot.

>>713610623 (OP)
Ha, fucking rad. Glad they're escalating the pizza delivery lore.

>>713621354
I'm sorry man, you're watching THE OFFICE + COPS. Not very original humor nor is it original.

>>713621507
not him wasn't this entire site based on a Japanese one and initially was only made for anime?

>>713621354
The joke (juxtaposition) is they are shocked by blood, rape is a no no, Dangle is a massive fag, that rides a bike and wear short shorts. And it's played straight, in universe. Being hung up on the absurdist elements, and not seeing how that is the subversion to actual law enforcement, is why you're a retard.

>>713621507
Get the fuck off 4chan if you hate Japanese culture, snivelling little kike

>>713621507
>r/thedonald rapefugee
Go back.

>>713613047
>>713615397
But it's ok when kojima does it.

>>713622108
>Wiggling and posing for cute points vs nude interpretive dance in the dream world

>>713621637
>And it's played straight, in universe.
It's not. Watch the show. Glad you could do a character lookup this time though.

>>713622108
>it's ok when kojima does it.

yes

>>713610623 (OP)
>pearls too based for /v/ pigs to appreciate

>>713618807
"Unironic" isn't a word. Looks like you're the third worlder with that education. Sad! Bad taste and small brain, not good!!

>>713611759
>no obligatory basset hound
Kojima fucked up

>>713622385
>it's not
Yes it is, Dangle being in the closet, Junior being a redneck, Jonsie being a coconut coon, are all played straight. It's a mockumentary series.
I SLEEP to Reno, fuck off lmao!

>>713621586
4chan has evolved well beyond the scope of anime pedophiles from SA. There are boomers that use this place as a surrogate Facebook.

>>713619351
>Owned by a Japanese man
Bought by.

>>713622108
Kojima wishes he was Sam Lake but he's not chad enough to literally self-insert.

>>713622850
it's still based on a Japanese one and has entire boards dedicated to them or the stuff they make

>>713610623 (OP)
Kino.

>>713622783
>Dangle being in the closet
Clearly you do fall asleep to it because he is the furthest away from being in it, what the fuck are you referencing

>>713622108
This but unironically. He's just got that something special.

>>713622537
>The earliest known use of the adjective unironic is in the 1920s. OED's earliest evidence for unironic is from 1924, in the Times (London).
why are you so retarded, anon?

>>713623072
*out of the closet
Whatever, him being a faggy cop in of itself is a joke.

>>713610623 (OP)
yo Raid 2 reference

>>713610623 (OP)
let's see some american humor

>>713622862
I wish I had HDR display to see that part of anal wake 2 again.

>>713623410
you just posted it

>>713617123
t.faggot zoophile

>>713623668
>calling things for what they are means you are an ardent supporter of it
why is your mutt brain like this? is your IQ legitimately sub-60?

>>713611284
>>713610623 (OP)
It's very Jackie Chan

>>713618075
I've literally never seen either of these actors in anything I've watched. What context is necessary to understand the scene in OP?

>>713623668
And it's still working it seems, still gonna play the new Palworld update btw.

Video Games have fallen... Brothers, how do we stop the woke menace once and for all? We need some sort of solution with finality to our issue.

Death Stranding 2 is just really good and I don't get what the point is in pretending it isn't

>Redditoids a troons eternally seething because they don’t and never will understand humor
You love to see it

>>713624073
>>Redditoids a troons eternally seething
/v/SL, lrn2english

>>713624027
I'll know if that is true once it comes out on PC, soon™.

>>713610623 (OP)
Why does Oshii look so fucking realistic compared to Not Important's Happy Ending

>>713617479
kung fu hustle is actually an allegory for the strength of the chinese being in their ability to recover and persist

>>713624181
I'm a gamer, not a 3rd grade teacher. My point comes across despite the obvious grammatic errors. If you want to perceive me as a simpleton because I don't understand American than so be it. It's the burson I bear with every post I make butt my voice won't be in silenced.

dont care cause im a sucker for kungfuslop which is a new concept i created just now

>>713610623 (OP)
kino

>>713624648
>wordtoid kvetch melty
KWAB xd

>>713610623 (OP)
Lot of salty faggots in this thread.

Kiss fragile
Y/N?

>>713610760
People who think having strong opinions on pizza toppings counts as a personality trait should be made to face the wall.

>>713624850
I still don't know what KWAB means

>>713625318
Kek
What
A
Bitch

>>713624459
Alright the face is good but those teeth are
eeaugh

These shitty mocap animations have no weight. Despite being mocapped, they just feel like the models being flung about in the space, not actually impacting anything

>>713621072
I agree. She is fit and goes with me to the gym though.

>>713612167
nice pie but i would add some eggs and pickled beets

>>713610623 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOOO

>>713617573
Just because it references a good action scene doesnt mean it is a good action scene.
The humor is also not really Jackie Chan movie humor, more like a shitty version of Stephen Chow

>>713625586
Because they rely too heavily on the mocap doing the work. Their animators are clearly shit at their job.

>>713610772
I remember someone saying that all the gay added flips in Twin Snakes wasn't in the original because of the PS1's hardware.

>>713625931
>This isn't true ching chong humor!
Only on /v/

ive consumed enough japanese media to know they do not deserve the magical economic boom theyve had over the last 30 years and im happy they are finally going into recession

>>713626164
why are you like that?

>>713626164
they are still going strong no?

>>713625931
Jackie Chan's body humor has always been based around his improvisations with normal every day objects and using the environment which is exactly what this scene is doing.

>>713610623 (OP)
This would be cool choreography if the animation was any better

>>713612167
same toppings but I add onions,mushrooms green bell peppers,ham and/or italian sausages to mine.

>>713612167
faggots here bitching about a perfectly good pizza when abominations like Brazilian pizza exists

For me its mushrooms, anchovy and pepperoni. The salinity of the anchovies is balanced by the texture of the mushrooms. The pepperoni is just a delicious plus

>>713612167
looks tasty, I'd eat it

WE yakuza now

>>713626950
We know you would eat it.

>>713610623 (OP)
Why does he wear the beanie?

>>713610623 (OP)
Actually pretty funny

>>713627063
To hide his balding?

this thread made me buy death stranding 2

>>713627063
>>713627142
cooks must cover their hair

>>713617248
nta, but i think bg3 was successful despite this mess, not because of it. It owes its success to being attached to an already iconic and legendary series. it probably would have sold more if not for bullshit like this. i'm a fan of the first two, and did not play this one, nor do I plan to.

>>713610623 (OP)
lol this is actually kino and well choreographed slapstick humor, nice job Kojimbo

>>713627543
>He make funny and I laugh hahahaha me buy game
You just proved this you're no different than a trained seal.

>>713613796
What the fuck was this video again? I just randomly saw this kid in my image folder again.
It's from 2011 apparently? Or earlier?

>>713627870
I literally have bought every Katamari game because of the goofy fucking setting and I've enjoyed every single one.

>>713627558
Mamoru Oshii isn't a cook in real life, anon...

is that mamoru oshii, director of angel's egg, a story about transporting a fetus across an oppressive environment?

>>713627983
I bet his food is Oshii though :3

>>713610623 (OP)
holy soul

>>713627870
>nooooooooooooooooooo stop enjoying things
i love being dumb and happy

>>713610623 (OP)
Yakuza series really mindbroke Kojima

>>713611091
>literally a wacky woohoo Kung fu pizza
sounds soulful

>>713612493
Took me longer than I like to admit but L shape.

I enjoy Kojima's cringe kino.

https://youtu.be/-S-WLzzeKsE?t=318
Uhh, kino

>>713610623 (OP)
Is that Oshii?

>>713625698
Any European north of the Alps should not be allowed to make pizza.

>>713614653
WTF lol this was actually funny

>>713614653
Advanced kabedon techniques

>>713611478
>DS1 outsold the entire Metal Gear series combined.
That's not true. Kill yourself you lying sack of shit.

los steve jobs del videoguejos

>>713611704
Yes, Kojima adding this silly shit is great and I hope he never stops. DS1 being so bland and sterile was a mistake.

>>713629793
You'd think that after 30 years in the industry Kojima had gotten it through these people's skulls what his style is like lol

>>713610623 (OP)
Is this another in-game ad?

>>713627923
Katana unbo... unveiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>>713612493
S shape
chat is space-let

OMGWTFBBQ SO RADUMB ROFLCOPTER XDDD

>>713610623 (OP)
I hate kojima but this is genuinely FAB (funny and based)

>>713628895
it's kino

>>713628134
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pizza Tower
directed by Hideo Kojima(tm)

>>713622108
big bo?

>>713633665
Pizza what?

>>713610760
You won't do shit bitch
*bites into a slice of banana and pineapple curry pizza*

>>713610623 (OP)
ROFLMAO based creatividad

>>713610918
>Did pajeeta animate this?
most likely, animators don't know anatomy these days, they're just cleaning up mocap.

>>713610623 (OP)
Ok, that got an smile and a chuckle from me.

>>713610760
I feel like he's talking about Italians. I mean, look at this faggot shit.

>>713610623 (OP)
Based, fuck braindead amerifats who can't imagine a fight scene more creative than "two guys shoot each other a lot then run out of bullets and punch each other a lot".

>>713612493
Are you allowed to rotate? You can use those two blocks to make a perfect 2x2 square and then just put the normal square answer on the end of it to make it the answer

>>713610623 (OP)
The only thing I've ever found funny that was Japanese was the anime "Golden Boy", it's old as fuck before Japan fully leaned into the cringefest they are now.

>>713636910
>it's america that sucks
>that's why I envy it so much that I talk about it constantly
>it's because it sucks
I don't ever mention your country, because I don't know what country it is, and I don't care.

>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima's still got it.

>>713610760
Only retards base their opinions on internet memes.

>>713637097
You need a coffee or a good night's sleep.

>>713637097
Anon, look at it again. Rotating it would not help.

>>713610623 (OP)
kino

>>713637379
>>713637427
I REALIZED AFTER I POSTED SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT STUPID

>>713637241
cringefest?

>>713637465
I didn't say you are. I gave you the same advice I follow when my I make the same mistakes.

>>713612167
>pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple

>>713637494
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cringefest

>>713637634
why is it a cringefest now?

>>713637465
Anon, we all are stupid. Otherwise we would not be here.

>>713610623 (OP)
SOVL

>>713637763
Because all their humor now is extremely corny, it feels so surface level, forced, and inorganic. The OP webm is a perfect example of it.

>>713610623 (OP)
Why does he have Judy's pants? It's upsetting and brings back trauma from my playthrough

>>713637946
i don't like DS, but I thought it was a neat webm
didn't make me laugh but it made me smile I guess, it was amusing enough

>>713610623 (OP)
This is pure sovl unironically just convinced me to pirate the first game

>>713637617
>>713637808
I realized it was L block but wouldn't rotating it like this result in the squares aligning as such?
I'm doing it in my head and it's working

>>713637946
Or perhaps you just grew up and don't have time for simple humor with your refined tastes.

>>713638056
>didn't make me laugh
Exactly, because it's not funny.

>>713614347
you're a stupid tourist faggot that can't even troll right lol

>>713638205
but it made me smile

>obese chuds unironically shitting their pants with rage over this webm
thanks for the laugh OP

>Sony gives Kojima $200 million budget
>Spends it on scanning Elle Fanning's feet and mo-capping "Japanese humour" scenes
Creatividad, I kneel

>>713610623 (OP)
Do people really enjoy pineapple on pizza? I thought it was just a meme that people liked it.

>>713611330
>redditor watching anything that isn't marvel cookie cutter garbage for the fist time on his entire life
>"It's just like Marvel"
Zoomoids never watched anything that wasn't the most bland garbage available in their entire lives and that's why you can automatically disregard their opinions on anything

>>713638163
See: >>713627851

>>713612167
>>713612582
>>713613163
Where's the cum sauce

>>713613163
The pineapple meme is a reddit "safe conflict." That way, people can act like they're having a heated conversation, with none of the actual real arguments and hurt feelings.

>>713638163
Red is what is given, blue is what you need to make 2x2x2 cube. You need two identical blocks.

>>713610623 (OP)
This is good and you are a joyless faggot

>>713610623 (OP)
i hate kojima and yet i smiled at this

>>713610760
>NOOO NOT SWEET AND SOUR FLAVOUR COMBO AAAHHHH HELP ME ITALY

>>713612493
it's the T

>>713639014
My theory was always that it's normalfags trying to grow a bit of personality without having to try. Any NPC can say something like that and bam, it becomes your trait, you're not a blank piece of paper whose only hobbies are watching football and popular stuff on Netflix, and drinking alcohol.

>>713610623 (OP)
>cringe cutscene
>:(
>cringe cutscene by kojima
:o

you can't convince me that's not what's happening, if kojima made made that 'Im non-binary' scene in the dragon age game you guys would have reacted the same

>>713640542
You must be pretty stupid to compare OPs webm to anything in Veilguard.

>>713640542
>cringe as an adjective
Thweaty, thath tho tokthic.

>>713640542
Death Stranding devs understand satire. Dragon Age devs are sincere with their work.

>>713610623 (OP)
Fuck you Kojima, I've tolerated your movie references for years, but this is the last straw!

>>713610918
>>713635892
he does a very basic bitch karate punch at one point into the door that gets stopped short.
he arm follows through a bit and that bent his wrist and elbow...
why are you freaking out over this?

>>713610623 (OP)
I refuse to play a game where I'm some kind of stupid walking deliveryman or something. But i would play a game that had absurd junk like this in it.

>>713610623 (OP)
>put the pizza back in
>some invisible force like a guy on the other end literally pushes it back out

>>713641359
>not playing Pizza Dude with its advanced ham shading technology

>>713616317
>all the seething tendies it
kek, they are still mad about the princess beach thing aren't they?

>>713611849
>this nigger doesnt know jackie chan
uncultured buffoon.

Why is whedon humor ok when Japan does it?

>>713641840
Whedon humor is okay when Whedon does it.

posted without context.

>>713610623 (OP)
holy kinojima

>>713642098
>another Moby Dick reference

Why is Kojimbo obsessed with it?

>>713614653
Holy chad!

>>713642472
>why is he obsessed with something about obsession?

>>713610623 (OP)
If you even so much as cracked a smile at this then you are a failure to the white race.

>>713642540
It's like poetry.

>>713611925
>>Kojima saw an almost completely postive reception internally to the game and said "this is bad, i need to make this gay and cringe or else it's not art"
>this is hack behaviour to be honest
Oh 100%. There's certainly merit to challenging art that audiences find polarizing but if you deliberately set out to make that and accidentally create something with broad appeal that implies your own taste is pretty basic.

>>713610623 (OP)
not earned therefore not funny or endearing

>>713611330
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUD

>>713642687
fuck do you mean earned?

>>713642574
you can't even smile at something anymore?

>>713610623 (OP)
is that bobby

>>713610760
Italian here, pineapple pizza is alright.

>>713610623 (OP)
Isn't this china humour? Just Jackie Chan move in a nutshell.

>>713610623 (OP)
Kojima is autistic even by jap standards

>>713643197
>humour
>ou
Get off my internet.

>>713643329
He's not wrong

>>713610623 (OP)
This is based though. Two guys realizing they can bond over their appreciation of a good-ass pizza is peak male experience.

>>713643329
>my
ARPANET.
>b-but ICANN
Can be replaced. 99% it's Overcast tech under the hood anyway.

>>713643329
British spelling is more sexy, fight me you won't.

>>713643557
DARPA and its technological achievements are points of racial pride for burgers. It's my internet and has been since 1969.

>>713610623 (OP)
I smirked

>>713610760
Sweet and savoury is one of the most classic flavour combos.

>>713610760
Bet you hate comic sans too because of that one joke site

>>713611705
No that's amore

>>713610623 (OP)
I chuckled.

>>713611925
nah, its more like he got bored of being popular doing what people expected and set his sights on something far riskier and generally unobtainable.
he wanted to make a game that would convert people into liking something they usually don't like.

That's aiming for the moon, but there is no halfway point if you fail.
This sort of thing can be really cool, but its why you need a tardleash on your most creative guys to prevent them from going too far.
Kirkbride, the guy behind the cool shit in morrowind, is a perfect example of this, and he WAS on a tard leash.

>>713612782
>with light pineapple and extra anchovies
hell yes, my nigga

>>713610772
Kojimmy is the George Lucas of vidya, Twin Snakes is the same as George re editing A New Hope to meet his original vision.

>>713644536
Everything starting with MGS1 was the sequel trilogy.

>>713616338
Nicole Classof09 needs to be impregnated by me

>>713610997
You're too old to be liking shit like this

>>713644934
nope, no one is

>>713612167
youre a literal nigger if u enjoy trash like this

>>713610760
>I HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
Nobody really feels this strongly opinionated about it. That's just some shit you saw on reddit once and now you feel inclined to repeat it

>>713622108
I was a Day One Death Stranding apologist and the more I see from 2 the more I am glad that I didn't sink $700 into playing it on release. Even if it releases this year, I will probably skip it for Borderlands 4.

>>713610623 (OP)
This seems like something out of a Jackie Chan flick thoughbeit

>>713645227
I mentioned it earlier, but it's "safe conflict."
>I like pineapple on pizza.
>NO U R BAD MAN LOL GONNA SEND THIS TO MY GRANDKIDS ON THE FACE PAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Then they can act like they won le epic internet argument, but nobody called anyone the retard word.

>>713644934
This. Grow up and join the army.

>>713645227
I HATE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
AND PINEAPPLE FLAVOR IN GENERAL

>>713610623 (OP)
Out of every anime "humor" scene you picked an actually funny one.

>OMG, SWEET AND SAVORY DOESN'T WORK!!!
>NONONO THAT DOESN'T COUNT!! BECAUSE I SAID SO!
The pineapple hate is a sign of normalfagdom and autism.

>>713613163
Is that actual banana? Are you sure that's not plantains?

>>713645773
>ham
>savory

>>713645842
Ham is savory, are you baiting?

Reminder that zoomers have memed drinking milk as weird and deviant.

>>713645763
Whatever you do, do not go to Hawaii.

>>713645890
He's clearly not baking

>>713646009
Savory is a taste profile not specific to baking, that's giga dumb.

>>713645919
>I one time went to a bachelor party with my friends.
>I order milk with my eggs
>14 30 year old somethings looking at me like I fucked a donkey
It's not just zoomers.

>>713645949
I never plan to because of the 14 hour flight

>>713610760
why did pineapple on pizza suddenly become a controversial take? It was supposed to be anchovies.

>>713646067
Everyone under 44 is a zoomer. It is just zoomers.

>>713646121
Are those fucking lemons?

>>713646121
Anchovies were never controversial, but they do have a strong flavor which makes them hard for some to handle. But a pizza place will carry anchovies, and nobody thinks you're insane for ordering them.

>>713645241
>for Borderlands 4
holy fuck dude, you're regressing hardcore lol

I'm a medium sized minecraft youtuber and I got invited to a little event by some bigwigs with million+ subscriber counts, and one of the requirements was to be in voice chat for the event.
>excuse myself for a second
>return and say "Alright, I'm back, got my pizza from the oven."
>most people just say "Welcome back" or something casual
>some bigwig faggot with 3 million subs just out of the blue for no fucking reason loudly says "I SURE HOPE IT'S NOT PINEAPPLE PIZZA" incredibly close to the microphone
>blurt out "what"
>entire voice chat is just silent for a minute straight until someone brings up some stupid whacky topic

>>713646745
NTA, but Borderlands has always been 100% solid in the gameplay department, and a worthy successor to Diablo 2. The faggot writing can be ignored.

>>713646782
he was trying to be funny and start an unserious jokingly heated discussion. way to kill the content, you goober.

>>713646839
I wish, I actually couldn't get past 3s first hour, and I tried thrice lol
IIRC one of the most popular mods is one turning off cutscenes and/or dialogue completely

There are people that are seething over a reference to old kung fu movies or jackie chan movie style of fighting? This is problem one of the better things that Kojima has done. The other stuff is where he dips hard into pretentiousness or style over substance.

>>713613295
there's a well-known pizza place in des moines that does something similar