Kojima won

KOJIMBABWEBROS

marketer thread

>>713427243 (OP)
Thing Japanese bonus

KNEEL.

*coughs*

ATRRRRRRRRGHGROIRGIJELROGK:EP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !_P{!P"@P"!P{L!"!

Can't beat the legend

>>713427243 (OP)
HAHAHAHA WE WON

HE
WON

>>713427243 (OP)
>Gamespot -7
This is the reviewer and his account is already protected because he did it just to clickbait. I fucking hate journofags

Kojima on suicide watch. (His game is reviewing too well.)

what's going on?

>Death Stranding 2: On the Beach far surpasses the first entry of the franchise. New elements in the sequel elevate the experience, overcoming the repetitive nature of the gameplay. Death Stranding 2 is a fully immersive game reinforced by its spectacular landscapes and fascinating soundtrack, and every element just feels like it forms a cohesive whole. What separates the sequel from being an all-time great is a mixture of some gameplay aspects as well as how long it takes for the best of Death Stranding 2 to show up. Still, it is a must play game you cannot miss this year.

>Directed by Hideo Kojima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUoC4i7_zfE
>Won over the guy that hates his shit

Bros I can't wait until Tomorrow is in my hands

how big is this game???

E33jeets I'm scared

I've seen a few review blurbs mention this but this is a good sum
>While Death Stranding 2: On the Beach can feel like a step forward for gameplay, I feel like Kojima Productions took a step back with its narrative and difficulty.
Seems like giving people tools and gadgets like vehicles really early takes away from the experience of DS1

>>713427384
BWAHAHHAHAHAHA LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK, WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

E33 TROONERS

>>713427387
Snake is eating a snake again

oh nonono

>7 more reviews came in
It's over...
Pack it up, Kojibros, we lost.

>it's casual slop
so that's why they love it LOL

>>713427243 (OP)
>down to 88
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Going to average at 89/90

nooOOOOO

why does one jew owning dozens of publications get to influence the metacritic score
Like, pick 1 site as the score.

e33 mogs this weab shit

>>713427482
They're salty it's better than france's shitty 33 game

What's with the difficulty complaints? DS1 was never a difficult game to begin with.

>>713427483
Kojimbobros... not like this...

Way better than E33 according to my sources

ban metascore threads

>>713427483
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!

It's joever... E33Chads I apologize..

Digital Foundry 35 minutes video is out, loving it.

>MC dropped to 88
>OC dropped to 89
OH NO NO NO, SHOULD WE HAVE CONNECTED, KOJIMABROS?

>>713427534
>a sequel to a game its like the original game
oh no....and i bought death stranding 2 expecting gran turismo!!

>>713427606
Oh, for a second I thought it'd be a good game. Good to know it's unplayable trash and that Kojima should never make anything again.

>>713427606
They've hit the OpenCritic score...

>>713427534
>they cant shine past their own shadows
Bet he felt smart writing that drivel.

If it drops 2 more points kojambles will be happy with the score finally

>>713427243 (OP)
Pure ass licking

>>713427680
What don't you understand in the sentence, Raj?

Wtf I'm just finding out how long these games are, 50 fucking hours just for the main story lmao. Who likes this shit.

>>713427243 (OP)
does 2 do anything to shake up the movement system from 1? have to say learning the trick of how the balance system worked was pretty disappointing.

>>713427721
Me

The first game was an acquired taste. It isn't a game for everyone's likings. So now its only normal that the only people reviewing the second game were the only people who were able to enjoy the first one.

>>713427534
This is one of the ACTUAL reviews btw
Everyone that I have heards that has played it said that the combat feels forced as fuck and not really that good
Also 55h of retarded inane bullshit lmao, one can only ask "wtf is going on" for so long

Why is Death standing on a beach? Does he like surfing?

>>713427730
What a fucking faggot

>The scores are too high.
>Dump them.

>>713427779
mad?

>>713427534
>The game isn't pretentious enough.
Isn't this a good thing tho?

>>713427730
Lmao

>>713427793
No not really. Are you?

>>713427243 (OP)
Ahahahah

lol

>>713427807
retard.

Metal Gear solid 1, 2 and 3 are the only good Kojima games. MGS4 was a load of rubbish. Peace Walker and MGSV and Death Stranding were all boring and full of tedium and repetition. MGS1,2 and 3 are all fantastic 10/10 games but everything else he did was total shit.

>>713427730
>Wokeshit is ass
lmao, we won again

>>713427807
But That's one of the good things in Kojima.

inb4 the contradictory fan reviews out of spite for the paid reviewers
>ill never agree with a reviewer, so 100%

>>713427828
Why would I be I don't really care if DS2 is good or not, you seems pretty upset that someone didn't praise it to high heaven though

>>713427840
wow what a hot take...

>>713427834
>84 reviews
Why is it that alot of other games hit like 150 reviews?

Elle Fanny

>>713427837
They are not fucking wrong.
>still gave is a 70
Wth

>>713427874
Not really. The reviewer is a fucking faggot though >>713427384

>>713427859
That's what everyone uses to attack the game so that's why I said it.

>>713427606
>Only 88
Adorable. Next up, let's see what the monkey can do.

EXPEDITION 33 WINS.

KNEEL

>>713427243 (OP)
>Death Stranding has an option to skip boss battles where you "pretend that you won"
LMFAO PEAK

Oh nonono kojima bros...

>>713427452
my takeaway from this is that you shouldn't expect any kind of interesting evolution from the walking sim delivery gameplay from the first game? the game has more creature comforts and feels more like mgsV but the delivery strand gameplay is just there again.

>>713427931
Alright /v/, why is this a bad thing?

>slop 33 actually was woke all along while ds2 gets journos mad because the women are actually attractive

>>713427931
>imaginary victories

>>713427243 (OP)

>>713427840
>ignoring Metal Gear 2

>>713427931
>imaginary victories
LEL

>>713427931
I wish Dark Souls had this options. Not even joking

>>713427931
Now Im surprised it wasnt rated higher, sounds like a journos dream game

>>713427892
Cope bitch lick her sole clean

>underages and shills giving a fuck about sales and reviews

The fact that it scored higher than the original concerns me, but the fact that it didn't break into the 90s comforts me.

press forward to game

>>713427931
you can't make this shit up

>>713428032
It'll probably be in the 90s by the end of this tbqh

>>713428013
Delicious Lune feet...

How cute

>>713427931
The madmen did it, they actually made an option to skip actual gameplay before they let you skip the fake ""cinematic"" gameplay garbage

>>713428013
Licking...

Is the autistic walking sim aspect of the game still good and hard?

>>713428092
What, you've always been able to skip cutscenes.

Here’s the review that dropped the score so much (it was accidental)

>7 from Gamespot

it's over Kojimbobros.....

>>713428083
I worry that it's become too casualized, but I take solace in the handful of reviews that seem to really dislike it.

>>713427837
>the best Metal Gear game in a decade.
It’s the only ‘Metal Gear’ game in a decade.

>>713427931
>Pretend you won
HOLY KINO.

>>713427243 (OP)
>0.9/10
>t.mestizo negro
Death Stranding truly is the ultimate browntard filter. kek

>wins the champions league
>wins GOTY
>wins Ukraine

I kneel to France

Buy an ad

>>713428161
World Cup?

>>713427931
retards will look at this and say the game panders to normalfags meanwhile the devs literally make fun of them

>>713428127
How fucking retarded are these niggers? like seriously WTF

>>713427243 (OP)
>>713427834

>>713428127
>>713428154
Holy fuck, this brown faggot is truly seething. lmfao

>>713428124
Stupid monkey nigger

>>713428154
LMAO

>the 33 shit shill arrived

>>713428127
0/10 it's a masterpiece

>>713427931
>imaginary victories
KEK
Watch this text get changed via a patch thanks to casualtard seething

>>713428154
>0.9

>>713428128
The Good
Revisiting the world of Death Stranding is exciting
Photorealistic visuals are stunning even on a base PS5 model
Core gameplay is still unique

The Bad
Repetitive story beats that are too close to the first game
Focus on weapons and spectacle detracts from uniqueness
Friction is lost, rendering some challenges superficial
Questionable tropes around women
Boss fights are unimaginative

That’s gamestops review. I don’t know why you would take them seriously.

>>713428154
The text reads like he gave it 10/10 though?

>>713427461
Let me guess, women showing their arms (PORN)
This guy sounds like he has cp in his pc

>suddenly they care about critics they make fun of

>>713427243 (OP)
Won what? Why are you posting a picture of faggot opinions?

>>713427931
Oh boy a new meme screencap that will be spammed in every Kojima thread now.

>>713428154
holy FUCC

>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women

>kojimbo lost to the frenchies
It was a good run for GOTY, but e33 has that shit leglocked at this point.

>>713428092
Imagine skip the cutscene and then the gameplay and so on

>>713427882
boring tedious open world crap will never be as good as linear focused games like mgs1,2 and 3

>>713427243 (OP)
>Down to 88
E33 bros... I guess the Kojimatroons got too cocky!

>>713428207
DELETE THIS

91 positive? Kojima won't like that, not a good balance. Too mainstream. Expect an update which makes the game less fun and the story less easy to follow

CONFIRMED this game is for high IQ Whites and Asians and filters brown turdies hard

>>713428297
Kill yourself frenchcuck, donkey kong is about to rape your nepobaby game

We're back (for at least another few minutes).

>>713428127
Not on metacritic

what's the expected play time on it?

>>713428297
Only other games I could see beating it is Donkey Kong and Metroid. Or Gabe shadow drops HL3

>one 7/10 review from a woke GameSpot caricature
>one 6/10 review from IGN France
Off to a great start

>>713428207
>Niggaphor: Refaggot
lmao why would you out yourself as a trannigger like this anon?

>>713427931
>Has journalist mode
>still get only 88
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713428374
Nobody cares about metroid

>>713428382
>IGN France
Not biased at all......

>>713427243 (OP)
>A stellar cast give excellent performances in aid of Kojima's best story.
>Kojima's best story
I THOUGHT KOJIMBO WAS A HACK???????

WE'RE BACK KOJIMA BROS

There’s difficulty levels in the game and I guarantee you these fag journos played it on easy

>>713428331
>>713428331
>They think NuDK has a chance.
Cute

>>713427931
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EVEN ZELDA GAMES DARE TO DO THIS SHIT

>>713428374
>Metroid
It'll be good, but "too gamey"
>banaza
Family game award, no way western journos give it GOTY over E33.

The GOTY has been secured.
Sorry, frogs. Better luck next time!

>>713428441
>Some animations repeated after 70 hours
It's so fucking over...

>>713428387
You had the president of France shilling your garbage because the CEO's papa and fake user scores are still the best your turd game could do lmao

>>713427730
That’s cool, what does he think of the game?

PC when

>>713428154
>>713428127
looks like he typoed the score he wanted to give, kek

>>713428467
Odyssey is at a 97, and Astro did 96. You are delusional if you think DK isn't getting atleast a 94

>>713428441
Ok I'm a sucker for an Australian setting in video games. Need to play this.

>>713427426
>DS came out 6 years ago
what the fuck
no, it can't be

>>713427965
I think its a really great concept. it tells you EXACTLY what you did

>>713427721
Me

>>713428387
>ad hom spam + projection
Concession accepted :D

>>713428238
>boss fights still suck
>delivery stuff is still there but it's evocative of the braindead easy lategame
>main evolution in gameplay is having more mgsv elements
the tropes around women thing is eyeroll worthy but it otherwise seems like what would be a reasonable take.

>>713428508
Yeah because Nintendo pays well and journos don't wanna be 8.8'd by tendies

>>713428528
Same year as Sekiro after all.

>Good reviews
>PS5 Exclusive
>Kojima game
Okay how is DS2 not an autowin for this years GOTY at Geoffs winter shaming and game awards?

>>713428431
As opposed to Geoff Keighley?

>>713428568
and Sony doesn't pay well? Skimping out of giving Kojima a 91 or 92?

>>713428508
Oh yeah, I forgot the Nintendo Bonus...

>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
I will now buy your game.

>>713427243 (OP)
>Users reviews are not available yet

>>713428207
Uhhh, Reddit33 trannies? Our response?

>>713427390
>how long it takes for the best of Death Stranding 2 to show up
oh man, its a MGSV all over again

>>713428535
>Unironically Press triangle for [HEADCANON]

>>713428584
Because
>88 hollywood kojima game
won't win over
>93 AA game everyone loves

>>713427721
me

>>713428515
Australia is not a real place bro

FRENCH BROS....WE WON AGAIN

https://youtu.be/RHb5LKnnxLg

>>713428154
>Racist /pol/tard doesn't realize it's an obvious mistake because he can't even read a short paragraph.
Why are /pol/tards so stupid?

>>713428631
lol

>>713428413
>>713428481
Metroid Prime Remastered is the third highest rated game of 2023 on MC. Game journalists love metroid prime

>best improvements are just shit emulating what he did for mgsv
You cannot make this shit up. He's gonna win GOTY anyway because Geoff sucks him off permanently so hey, congrats to him for the imaginary victory.

>>713428596
>See pic
>"This is what Tendies consider GOTY!"
pfftttttt.
It's not really hard to awe Tendies, isn't it?

>>713428535
This better have a turn off function, I don't want chicken hat all over again don't show this shit to me

>>713428651
that doesnt look french

>>713428545
>Projection
You are the one that plays games meticulously engineered for niggers, trannies and faggots?
Remember to dilate!

>>713428441
Kojima can really cook if he has enough time to do so.

Death Stranding was made in less than 3 years on a shoestring budget and A LOT of good will from Sony. The budget of Death Stranding 2 was substantially higher. You just know its gonna be good if he had enough time to make stuff like webm related.

>>713427243 (OP)
Never a doubt

Imagine giving one shit about journo reviews in a post GG world

>>713428568
but enought about astrobot

I finished the campaign in 40 hours and something. Everything else was secondary (yesterday I got to 52 hours) and I haven't even managed to max out a Prepper yet, if you get the idea. It's truly immense and, above all, full of fun and cute things to discover, that make you smile and keep you inside the game world. I think that to finish and discover everything it will take at least 90-110 hours or so, depending on your style and agility of play.

>>713427243 (OP)
>most baguettes rated it low
I wonder why.... pathetic fucking retards.

>you can load vehicles on the monorail
wow

>>713427721
>why doesn't everything cater to me!!!
kill yourself kid

>>713428687
It's going to win performance, directing and maybe even soundtrack but GOTY is going to expedition for sure

>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
That's basically every Kojima game ever

>>713427243 (OP)
We are so back Kojimabros

>>713428696
you seem upset snoy

>>713428584
The first game didn't win

>>713428687
>because Geoff sucks him off permanently
Yeah, just like last ti- oh wait, fans got what they wanted then and they will now.

>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
opinion ignored
kill yourself

>>713428826
what beat it?

>>713428508
>Odyssey is at a 97, and Astro did 96
Both games have god tier platforming movement and controls. NuDK has none of that, it's glorified shovelware for toddlers.
It better flop because I want Odyssey 2 asap instead of seeing the team waste their time updating this garbage

I imagine a lot of reviewers got filtered by Pekora

>>713428674
I guess Dread did get nominated in 2021 but it lost to this shit.

>>713428859
>>713428828

>>713428859
NTA but Sekiro

>>713428785
It's not winning performance against Ben Starr and Jennifer English, and directing would be equally insane.

>>713428270
I want it to be known that I absolutely love this feature. Its a fantastic idea, and the retard that keeps spamming that walking simulator button meme who will eventually repost this image with a "Game is so le easy/le movie that it LITERALLY LET YUO SKIP BOSSES!1" (or whatever) quote will never ever be capable of understanding how kino this feature is

>>713428828
Geoff couldn't go against the Fromsoft cult. Kojima will win this time.

>>713428860
lmao seethe harder

>>713428785
E33 is winning soundtrack, best actor, and GOTY
DS2 might win best director and best art direction

>>713428785
>nd maybe even soundtrack
>against E33
You wish, as on lock as automata.

>>713428785
E33 has soundtrack on lock for not being derivative or licensed, and Verso/Ben Starr is winning voice actor/performance

>>713428596
Uh, why does DK's fur look like feathers?

>>713428918
ok toddler

>>713427931
She won

good news for the strand genre of games

>>713427243 (OP)
KINOjima does it once again!

>>713428880
It takes two was fantastic, fuck off

>>713428828
He can sneak in a nomination for lower scored games, but giving them awards would damage the brand. At 88+ DS2 is running in clear air with checking all of the necessary boxes to get awards.

>>713427892
They're split between different platforms for multiplats whereas for an exclusive they'll all be grouped together on the one platform it's on
Opencritic conversely groups together all reviews for a game in one page regardless of whether it's multiplat or not but that has other potential issues, like dragging down the average for all platforms based on issues specific to one port/version (and, not really related, but it also doesn't have any games from before the 8th console gen unless they have a PC port, so its "best of all time" list is really more "best of the last ~13 years")

>>713428860
Isn’t DK literally Odyssey 2? Same team and everything, it even has Pauline.

>89

>>713428752
>astro bot out of nowhere
Rent-free.

>>713427243 (OP)
I've only now just realised this is a timed PS5 exclusive

>>713429015
Awards, not THE award.

Should I keep going with the first game? I burned myself out after taking like 30 hours to 100% the first area. I’m thinking I’m a retard for not just doing main story with the occasional side job.

>>713427243 (OP)
>89 now

oh nooooooo

Abe bros today he falls...

>>713429084
6-8 months sadly

Uhhh e33bros why is the number going up its supposed to be going down

>>713428963
kys snoy

>>713429104
STOP THE COUNT!!

>>713429091
my brother in christ you spent 30 hours in the tutorial zone

>>713428187
>w-we made fun of them so that doesn't mean we didn't submit
If they truly made fun of them they'd get a fucking bad end for skipping them instead.

Damn, it lost its "must play" status.

>>713428997
>quirky colorful cringe with millennial writing
>but now with coop!
:O

>>713429104
What’s wrong with that? The first game averaged 82 metacritic and was probably the best game I had played in years.

JUST

Very nice. Let's see if it maintains this consistency across 180+ reviews.

>>713427931
Tell me this is real with a credible source because if it is that's all I have to know about this "game"

>>713429068
>snoy is mad

How are we feeling, PCbros?

>>713429153
This is no different from old games telling you to get a life if you 100 percent it or nintendo giving you a pile of golden shit

>>713429058
The Ape is coming for E33 fags.

>>713429114
What happened to him?

>>713429131
>praise odyssey
>get called a snoy
Tendie cultists are mentally ill

Tendies in here having a fucking meltdown holy shit

>>713429091
>played 30 hours in the areas where all of your shit is locked and there's not even a modicum of fun to be had doing deliveries
jesus christ

>>713429261
Kys snoy

>>713428785
You sound scared. :)

>>713428891
Based.

>>713428860
DK looks like it has more content and is more unique than both combined.

>>713429234
>actually being excited for donk of war
lol. lmao even.

>>713428479
I mean GTA V lets you skip missions

Don't worry about the subpar score Kojimabros, we still have our imaginary victory

>>713429172
If it didn’t have Kojima’s name in it you would have hated it.

>everyone jacking off to DS2 winning GOTY
>when Ghost of Yōtei is coming out this year

>>713429091
>Spent 30 hours in the beginning when you don't have any fun tools
Retardbro....

how many games have you pretended to beat?

>>713429336
>non-linear story
Zero chance of being a 90 on metacritic

>>713429192
Tendie projection, Astro Bot won and I'll never let you forget it.

>>713428207
Only 33 reviews

>higgs steals every scene
Troy Baker delivers it again, according to IGN

>>713429336
I still cannot comprehend the public love for Tsushima. The writing was absolutely bland and the pacing was garbage. Yet I keep seeing "masterpiece" thrown around all the time.
I'm actually bothered by it

>>713429323
>Retard doesn't know what Gear 4th Luffy is

Yeah, you're a fucking casual pleb.

>Higgs is still confirmed kino
That's all I wanted to know

>>713429321
And none of that fucking matters when the game lacks odyssey's god tier movement. Oh wow, the game traded movement for 10000 more moons/bananas, that will definitely make me want to play the game

>>713428880
This game is better than dread

>>713429380
Nice armor

>>713429152
>>713429282

I didn’t check anything online so I didn’t know. I got to the part where I can build roads and stopped playing there around March. I’ll pick it back up now that I’ve given it some time and I’m just going to go through the story and do jobs if they convenience me.

>>713429413
>one piece
>not for casuals
stop, i'm gonna burst.

>>713429270
this but snoys for 88 metacritic

>>713429234
As hilarious as that'd be, I don't see it happening.

>>713429368
it has a female MC
its gonna win GOTY easy

>>713428785
Death Stranding is winning GOTY, due to the simple fact that Japan, China (and Korea?) hate E33.

>>713428696
Requirements for a game to be GOTY for the Tendies:

1- Be made by Nintendo.
2- There are no other requirements.

All jokes aside, though, I can't wait to play tonight, /v/ros. The first one was already one of my favorite games of all time, and if this one is even better then it'll be a fun week of no-lifing it.

>>713429336
Might as well nominate Ass Creed Shadows too

>>713429424
Everyone who's played it says it's constant fun and like nothing's else they've ever played thanks to complete destructible environments. Again, cope. Odyssey was great but nothing new.

>>713429463
88 metacritic is good though

>>713427243 (OP)
Im irked ill be completely spoiled by the time it gets to PC.

Post your face when Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater gets a better Metacritic score.

You didn't beat the game, you only imagined it.

>>713429474
Cartoony platformer shit from big studios generally review very well.

>>713428535
SOMEONE MAKE AN EDIT ALREADY

>>713429447
>I got to the part where I can build roads
Kek, that's chapter 2. Chapter 3 you actually start unlocking things and the story picks up.

t. got filtered twice at chapter 2

>>713429474
96 or 97 metacritic score. It's a Nintendo EPD game. Only Rockstar gets their praise.

>>713429371
>astro won the dorito pope pride.com prize
wow!

>>713429463
89.*

>>713429407
It’s pretty and cinematic with easy gameplay. Good enough for most normalfags.

>>713428535
this is hilarious

E33 has so much online publicity that if anything else wins regardless of quality people will call it rigged and blame geoff. The only winning move is to give GOTY to E33 even if it turns out to not deserve it when all candidates are released at the end of the year.

>>713429527
It won't review as well as the OG, which is a 91. I think many of the QoL and nice visuals will clash with some of the old AI, level design and frequent area transitions.

>>713429579
it will go down again don't worry

>>713429336
lol
I liked Tushima but the fact that it has a new protagonist (idiots) is more or less reminiscent of AC, so no goty

>>713429407
it unironically got good cinematography

>>713429234
As both a massive E33 and Nintendo fan the only award this has a chance at is soundtrack, and the chance isnt high
Metroid Prime 4 is the only game Nintendo is releasing that has any shot at goty, but again, chances are low that it will deliver to that extent

>>713427931
>kojimbofags already pretending they won GOTY

>>713429463
Mario Kart World only got an 86 kek.

>>713429560
It has the same basic bitch trappings as the dime a dozen AAA games these days. It has skill trees, it has equipment with stats, and it has the glider that every open world game uses post BotW. it's going to be too derivative to garner a score that high. It's so surreal to see people not seeing those tropes as red flags.

>>713429610
I mean, unironically, let the guys have it. It's almost 100% their next title will turn out to be pretty mediocre in almost every way bar music (maybe)

>>713429407
>I still cannot comprehend the public love for Tsushima.
Don't worry, that love will be die and be buried with Ghost of Wokedei.

Says with me GOTY: Expedition 33

SELL SELL SELL
IT'S GOING DOWN

>>713429447
Bro I can't even...

>>713429407
Put this way It's a good AC, the first set in japan.
Yes Ubisoft was stupid to wait so long to make an AC in Japan and then make the samurai black lol

>>713429583
Yep, same with Expedition 33

>>713429547
It will review well but no one will be talking about how the Donkey Kong game changed their life or showed them what stories in games could do for months like tons of normies did with E33. You also have the battle of a small studio going up against the Goliath of games in Nintendo.

Leave GOTY to me.

>>713429628
You might want to kys because it just did the opposite

>>713429695
(△) >Pretends Death Stranding 2 won

>>713427931
KEK bros what the fuck

>>713429527
No chance. I think everyone will point out how easy Delta is with the MGSV controls.
The maps simply aren't designed for 3rd person aiming. They already weren't designed for the 3rd person movement and it's why it's the easiest MGS game

Does it have a retarded like again like the "princess beach" line in the first one? I must know, I must laugh at kojima taking himself extremely seriously with the norman reedus fetus walking game

>>713427243 (OP)
E33 trannies.... not like this

>>713427931
>video
>game

>>713429380
This is the role that might open a door to Hollywood for Troy. His performance is spectacular.

>>713429740
and that really doesn't matter when it comes to GOTY awards. Celeste lost to God of War and RDR2. The small treasured but extremely well reviewed game doesn't always win.

>>713429695

>>713429753
No... that's not possible...
MUST-PLAYMAN?

>>713427931
i just beat ys9 and it had this same "pretend you won" bullshit for some sections. mobile gaming has destroyed the japanese.

>>713429753
nah I will don't. enjoy your immaginary battles

>>713429436
kek

Mgs4 got a 94 on metacritic and we all know how trash that game is

>>713429753
NOOOOOOO STOP THE COUNT STOP

>>713429809
Celeste was not 1% as popular as E33 is.

I'm actually crying right now bros
Were are soooo back.
Kojima does it again, kojima saved V

>>713429502
Destroyable environments aren't fun or new
Also, nintendo employees calling the game fun is dishonest as fuck
Odyssey will outlive this shovelware, cope

DS2 has a real chance to Win Goty. It will be between DK Bananza, Death Stranding 2, and Expedition 33. Tight competition.

Nice attempt, Kojima fags. Monke game will take it from here

>>713429824
>nah I will don't
Damn, forget the game, you might want to kill yourself for living in a third world shithole.

IGN and Gamespot traded scores.

IGN gave DS1 a 7/10 and Gamespot a 9/10
now IGN gives 2 a 9/10 and Gamespot a 7/10

I trust Gamespot more

>>713429845
It's the Kojima Bonus

>>713429873
Idiotic that Nintendo just puts out soulless slop again and again and can get a nomination by default

>>713429872
>Destroyable environments aren't fun or new
Name five games with them

Hard mode: No Red Faction.

>>713429845
Stop posting
Mgs4 was a masterpiece

>>713429872
seethe you lost already falseflagging retard

>>713429851
>popular
Using this shit again to decide an award where all the voting power is on ~300 journalists. The fuck do journos care about what is popular

>>713429610
Unleas Metroid Prime 4, Ghost of Yotei, or Silent Hill come out and shatter everyone's expectations I highly doubt anything is overtaking E33. Would have won GOTY basically any of the last 5 years except maybe against Elden Ring.

>>713429824
Bro is so rattled he can’t even type properly KEK

>>713429786
>Death Stranding 2 is the first 5 out of 5 I've given since Red Dead Redemption 2 in 2018.
It's over, E33 sisters...

>>713428492
>Death Stranding
>game
Anon...

>>713429786
HOLY SHIT!

>>713429873
DK won't be in the running, it'll have "best family game stolen by Mario Kart as well.

>>713429885
>the direct did so well
>the chat went from "drop the price" to "raise the price"

>When I need to falseflag as a tendie in order to make Kojima fans seethe about Nintendo

>>713429973
A walking simulator is still a game, anon

>>713429845
>and we all know how trash that game is

>>713429947
E33 loses to Astro everytime. Metacritic is almost always the best indicator for what wins. E33 only beats It Takes Two

>>713429887
I won't do it amerilard

>>713429669
They’re still young devs they’ll have plenty of opportunities in the future.
Let the old man win the award he’s been working for for 30 years. He won’t get his next chance for another decade.

>>713429873
>Monkey game winning anything but a family choice pity award

>>713429942
Because even 300 journalists didn’t give a fuck about some difficulty based indie game like Celeste when E33 clearly has made far more of an impact among both audiences and the media. Comparing those two is retarded.

Is the intro song out yet?

>>713428154
>this is the best video game in history
>1/10

>>713429894
>I trust Gamespot more
This is the reviewer you goddamn fucking retard >>713427384
>Questionable tropes around women
imagine trusting this guy LMAO

>>713429197
Bretty gud. I've got a backlog of nice games and am gonna upgrade my GPU and from 1080p to 1440p sometime this year. I've scrubbed my mind of FOMO

>>713429967
RDR2 didn't win GOTY ether

>>713429982
It's a Nintendo EPD game anon. They don't score less than a 93 and everyone is riding it's dick after last weeks direct.

I hate DS because it reminds me of modern art, its just pretentious garbage and most of the time people think the less they understand it the more artistic it is. I hate Kojima because hes waaay too full of himself Ive never seen someone with an ego like his, theres a ton of other game directos way more talented than him even indie devs that manage to bring something better to the table with half his ego and without that Japanese stupidity and cringe concept of ``cool``

>>713427534
>Kojima sold out his artistic vision to appeal to the American's that couldn't understand the first game
Very sad to see

>>713429915
good thing they didn't then buzzwords retard

>>713428535

>>713430046
alright I take it back

>>713429551
Phoning it in. Help this hopes another anon

>>713429921
Minecraft
Terraria
Hulk ultimate destruction
Thousands of other indie games that I don't know or care about because I never gave a single shit about that boring gimmick

>>713427243 (OP)
Who are the faggots that are playing these "games"?

>>713427243 (OP)
Kojimbles has done it

>>713428785
expedition 33 is a reddit/4chan game, normies did not play that shit, you really believe a dumb negro from the projects played it? DS2 is being pushed by Playstation, on marketing alone it will be visible in every retail store. Online, aswell

>>713427243 (OP)
so 71 without the Kojima bonus. grim

>>713429610
You said this same thing about black myth shill lmao

>>713430148
>Couldn't name 5
You lost. DK won.

>>713430105
lmao

>>713430042
So it's just /v/

>>713427243 (OP)
Kojimbo I kneel

>>713430061
It's not like the other EPD games because it's aping other popular tropes. It has talents and equipment, it's the generic AAA formula but aimed towards kids. It's Ghost of Yotei for kids, journos aren't going to prefer it to the female protagonist DEI game I'd rather play DK than GoY though.

>pretend you won
Nice of Kojima to give E33 and Nintendo advice after the next game awards already

>>713430105
LOL

>>713430170
Death Stranding 1 got an 82 on metacritic and it was amazing

>>713430021
Typical brown cope, keep seething from your mud hut.

>>713429121
What's the ps5 product cycle lifespan at this point? Still worth getting one?

>SAVES GAMING
>SAVES /V/
>DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH
How can one man be so based?

>>713427931
i think i've seen a Puyo game do this a long time ago

>>713428535
>Press Triangle (DELTA) to pretend you won
He's dun it again!

>>713430105
Kojima-sama won’t like this one…

>>713429695
I don't know why it needs to be a competition, nor why you are comparing a masterpiece (E33) with hollywood wank fart huffing hackjob walking simulator. I really enjoyed E33 but I don't care if they don't win GOTY, I will still buy their next game. On the other hand, I need DS2 to fail because the world must know Kojimbo is a hack.

>>713430061
man, that direct blew everyone away

>>713430234
>it was amazing
Why are you so faggy?

>>713430031
Except the comparison is apt when something like DK reviews higher and wins GOTY. Its all hypotheticals but a 93 feels pretty low for a GOTY winner and DK is a follow up to Mario Odyssey which did 97.

>>713430215
This worries me

>DS2 gets widespread critical praise
>just like last time won't be able to discuss the game at launch because it being a timed exclusive invites seething from all manner of poors
Same as it ever was.

>>713430105
That reminds me, what happened to that Overdose game Kojima was making? We've heard nothing about it since it was announced.

Don't worry snoys will not buy this because they only play fortnite and cod

>>713429851
What? Celeste is commonly referred to as the greatest 2D platformer of all time.
To say it's not even *1%* as popular is disingenuous, and to call others retarded is just ironic.

>>713430173
Why the fuck would I name games that focus on an overused gimmick that I fucking hate?
Can you name 5 gacha games without googling right fucking now? if you can't then that means that there's barely any gacha games out there. That's how retarded you sound

>>713430284
mario gets a big bonus like zelda does just for the ip. dk doesn't have such a luxury, it's down near metroid. bonanza will be a high 80/low 90 game.

>>713430285
it got a "press triangle to win" button
he got to finish the game, so the story must be out of this world

>>713428891
Idk what's more retarded:
The spammer you speak of
Or
You being convinced by the context kojima fed. It's still just a glorified cutscene skip; just bc Kojombo gave a meta explanation for it doesn't change what it is. Just bc it lets me suspend my disbelief doesn't make it more immersive. The big texts boxes also mess that up a bit.

>>713430323
>he thinks I'm not playing the omega male pregnancy simulator because I'm poor
lmao

>>713430323
I want sony to region lock the steam release so they keep the seething forever
fuck thirdies

>>713430059
Because RDR2 is overrated for simply being a Rockstar game.

>>713430380
>near Metroid
>Prime 1 did 97
Just like Prime 1, Bonanza is a massive departure from not only a usual DK game but the destruction element is very rare in games.

>>713430329
Xbox is bankrolling the project so Sony told Kojima to not mention it untill all the Press for Death Stranding 2 finishes

>>713430367
>Muh gacha
Stop changing the goalposts, you claimed destruction was overused yet the only games you could name are all over 10 fucking years old. By definition it's not overused you retarded faggot. Kill yourself.

>>713430285
I'm getting flash backs to the journalists that hated Dark Souls 1 giving Dark Souls 2 a high review score after they realized the first game was popular.

>>713429786
>gave RDR2 a 5/5

>>713430046
Japanese devs know that if you make enticing sex objects no one cares how vapid they make their games.

Tlou2 an actual masterpiece is hated by v because of a roided chick and a dyke

>>713429821
>>713429790
>>713429757
>>713429653
>>713429191
>>713428973
Autists will NEVER understand how funny this arbitrated feature is

>>713430425
Still gets brought and set a benchmark for games today. GoW 2018 has been forgotten

>>713430271
>masterpiece (E33)

>>713430450
>can't name 5 gacha games
You lost

>>713430329
>OD is supposed to be an Xbox-exclusive
Maybe it’s been cancelled.

>>713430443
>has to go back 30 years to find an example
>prime actually was new and innovative
unreal levels of coping

>Death Stranding 2 thread
>Mostly E33 fans and Nintendies yelling at each other

>>713430514
Tendies are mentally insane. Shouldn’t they be played switch 2?

>>713430071
>its just pretentious garbage
Video games are supposed to be fun to play and instead this gay industry plant got grifted into becoming a deity for midwits who think video games are supposed to be some kind of art. Then they can pretend they are smarter and more sophisticated than the other retards on their level because their gay and retarded game is supposedly deep while for anyone sane it sounds like a cocaine fueled fever dream. 80s style vidya crash can't come soon enough.

I never died in DS1 was it considered hard?

>>713430512
Name 1 thing innovative about Prime 1. Its the same formula, in a 3D space. Its the natural evolution of something, very iterative.

>>713430514
Tendies are a blight

>>713430514
made me laugh, thank you anon

>>713430548
I bet journalist play these games on easy difficulty

>>713430548
it's hard but not in a you died kind of way

>>713428128
>Gamespot
>This obsession with honoring past legacy also carries the baggage of some of the series' worst tropes, particularly around the portrayal of women, which the first game was also guilty of. While I can't speak with authority about some of the sequel's plotlines, including one involving a phenomenon around childbirth, some scenes caused an exhausting déjà vu; there's an unskippable photography minigame featuring three women posing in front of the camera, as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.
KOJIMA BASED BASED BASED

>>713430540
>>713430578
>>713430583
you lost and got raped

>>713430543
Shut up boomer.

>>713430514
I guess you can say nintendies pretended they won.

LA CREATIVIDAD

>>713430362
Normie audiences don’t play 2D platformers, sorry if this is a shock.

>>713430329
OD is just a side project and Xbox even forced Kojima to cast a tranny for it. Who cares about it. lol

Physint will be Kojima's next big game.

>if Macron wins
[PRETEND YOU WON]
>if kojimbo wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs_82VxUHE

Fully geared up for TGA threads already.

>>713430453
This. Same thing happened to Dragon's Dogma 2.

>>713430634
ds2 will not win even at kojima boyfriend faggot show

>>713430632
Zoomalian mad because it knows it's retarded but wants to pretend it's intelligent and sentient.

>>713430271
>masterpiece (E33)
recency bias is real after all

Seems like another year without a GOTY on a nintendo console.
What are the odds Bananza, MP4, or Pokemon ZA can change that?

>>713430625
>as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.
SOLD

>>713430004
Then you'll be grading it on the story and presentation than the gameplay. Unless you somehow think you can grade how fun walking forward to trigger the next cutscene is.

>>713430720
We'll see about that

Wait, why is metacritic reviewing a movie and not rotten tomatoes?

>>713430739
>DK
Low

>MP4
Good

>pokemon
Lol

>>713430625
>Woman likes to take off shoes
>KOJIMA HATES WOMEN!!!!!!!
God I fucking hate these woke creatures so fucking much.

The funny part is that the button will never be pressed by streamers who are too tryhard to attempt to do it live, meanwhile I better the journalists skipped some boss scenes but feel so embarassed that they gave the game a better score just for that

It tackles the person's value systems, an illusion of choice that nobody will ever take.

How's the multiplayer

>>713430721
Ironic.

>>713430031
>when E33 clearly has made far more of an impact among both audiences and the media.
Outside specific online circles nobody gives a fuck about it

>>713430809
Good attempt. You'll get it right next time.

>>713430847
ummm dont objectify them and you won't have a problem buddy. You need to become a better man

Return to form for Kojima?

>>713430575
>Its the same formula, in a 3D space
that's it, it was a 3d metroidvania. those are STILL rare.

>>713430739
>Seems like another year without a GOTY on a nintendo console.
oh nooo
I'm sure they are so concerned now while they are counting the money

>>713430739
DK Bananza is going to get higher reviewed. It's not wishful thinking or wanting it to. It's just paying attention to hype it got after the direct and the Mario Odyssey team making it.

>>713427384
>>713427461
>Leftist scumbag reviewer with danger hair
>DS2 HAS QUESTIONABLE TROPES ABOUT WHAMEN
Every fucking time.

He is probably offended because one of the characters is pregnant and straight.

>>713430883
What's ironic about it? Go on, tell the class.

>>713430847
>dress up a woman in a whore outfit
>"it is for a good reason, you will be ashamed of your words and deeds when it is revealed in-game"
>everyone indeed feels second-hand embarrassment for kojima after playing mgs5

>>713430974
Mgs5 is kino

>>713428154
>best game of the year
>1/10
lmao

>>713430931
dude they turned it into an action rpg lmao, it's not going to get mario numbers.

>>713427426
>It streamlines the experience
Oh so it's fucking dogshit, coolcoolcool. Because when I played Death Stranding, the best part about it was how easy it was and how forgiving it was for mistakes

>>713430996
it is a kojima game, of course its a movie

>>713427243 (OP)
HOW?? I THOUGHT KOJIMA IS A HACK, WTF IS GOING ON DID /V/ LIE TO ME?? THERE'S NO WAY!!!

>DOOD WHAT IF I MAKE MGS2 AGAIN BUT 20 YEARS LATER??? NO ONE WILL NOTICE, RIGHT?
Can this hack do anything original?

>>713430931
Tendie bonus is a must.

>>713430974
cosplay is a good reason

>>713431035
>it's not going to get mario numbers.
Screenshotted,

>>713430925
But which form is he returning to? MGS2? Or MGS4?

>>713431058
>best since MGS3
Not a high bar, when its PW, MGS4, and MGS5 plus DS1

>>713427426
>KEEP ON KEEPING ON
This is the way.

you don't have to carry around that creepy ass baby in this one right?

>>713431103
literally any other mgs woman is better than quiet

>>713430974
>everyone indeed feels second-hand embarrassment for kojima after playing mgs5

Faggots like you maybe

>>713431035
This seems delusional

>>713431094
>muh bonus
desperation

>>713430969
It is self evident.

>have to wait all the way until 11 PM tonight to play
>kiwiniggers already playing
It's not fair...

>>713429407
This is was no different than your average Assassins Creed slop. I was shocked while playing it that it was rated so high

>>713430329
Kojima took phil's cash to make DS2

>>713431170
It’s a cute baby now not a fetus.

>>713431265
Yep, just under 15 more hours to go...

>>713427243 (OP)
Ludvig is the composer btw.

>>713431245
>non reply
I accept your concession zoomie turd worlder.

>>713431170
It's not like the faggot you play as in the game looks any less gross.

>>713427243 (OP)

>>713431054
What? MGS5 is probably the gamiest game Kojima has ever made, other than maybe Boktai.

>>713431351
I think people playing the preview a few weeks ago also had a "damn this is insane" moment.

Now I don't know if I wanna get spoiled or just wait for the pc realese

>>713431128
"a donkey kong game isn't going to get a 97" isn't some outrageous claim.

>>713427931
>imaginary victories
Kojima just threw some shade at Sony

>>713431387
Holy KEK

>>713427243 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Do you read this E33 baguettes??.... it's over, we lost

>>713431351
Ludvig Forssell seriously doesn't get enough props for his work.

>>713431387
More games need this shit. I'm sick of brown zoomers complaining that MUH COMBAT is too hard.

I don't like how The Game Awards has made people emotionally invested in what gaming journalists think

>>713430148
>Hulk ultimate destruction
How many people comparing Bananza to this have played it? It's not entirely off base but only a handful of specific parts of the environment are destructible in either of Ultimate Destruction's maps, it's not really comparable to the other two you listed or Bananza in this regard

>>713431442
If this was Retro, I'd agree that another 2D DK game wouldn't be doing huge numbers. Except its spun off from the Odyssey team and substantially a fresh take for the IP.

>>713431058
>>713431351
>>713431463
You have (4) hours to get off of /v/ before the third act gets posted

>>713431479
I 100% agree, he's such an incredible composer, his DS1 OST is a masterpiece.

>>713430739
>Pokemon
>Winning ANY awards AT ALL
ha
haha
hahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahah

>>713431402
Kojima didn't make Boktai

>>713430148
>>713431496
Hulk devs went on to make Prototype which also isn't fully destructible.

>>713431369
The more you post the more you keep embarrassing yourself. Keep digging that hole deeper, sweaty.

>>713431479
I loved his MGSV ost even though everyone shat on it for being different from the rest of the series. DS1 confirmed that he's genuinely talented.

>>713427243 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK

>>713431595
>>713431479
i dont remember a single piece of music from death stranding outside the licensed tracks
can you share which tracks of death stranding were great?

>>713431517
that fresh take for the ip is copying other popular game, that's the difference. there weren't many other games like odyssey because it was a 3d platformer and those are rare as fuck. bonanza is adding skill trees and equipment with stats, anon. they are copying all the popular action rpgs and shoehorning it in but the points of interest are just replaced with bananas.

>>713431463
>>713431614
It's over, E33 sissies.

I've never understood why people suck off Kojima so much, especially on /v/, his primary contribution to the medium is basically inventing the movie game.

>>713431681
>3D platformers are rare
Come on now, they put out a ton of indie ones regularly. Big studio, mascot 3D platformers are rare. Which means just like Astro and Odyssey, DK is slated to review extremely favorably
>all the POIs are bananas
and Odyssey didn't have power moons in the same way? 900 moons, where some where just "ground pound this spot".

>>713431665
I always post this one
https://youtu.be/8Ok3-s2IiTQ

>>713431762
All MGS games are great tho

>>713427243 (OP)
E33 sisters... our response?

>>713431789
Based

>>713431614
>He didn't watch The Irishman

>>713431836
Kojima deserves the award way more than some French cucks. He spent 35 years making kino

>>713431914
Yep, let's not give a pity price to some smelly baguettes because they came up with a le drama story for once, Kojima has been creating games almost as long as Capcom (they just had their 42 year anniversary) Kojima is an absolute LEGEND in this industry

>>713431836>>713431614
>>713431463
are you posting your own tweet or what? Why is this guy opinion so important to you?

>>713431914
Kojima has been entertaining us for for decades and was treated very unfairly by Konami. He really deserves GOTY for those reasons alone.

The E33 developers are young and therefore have a lot of time to make another good game.

>>713432041
Because it makes you seethe

I bet Norman Reedus dies halfway into the game and you play as Tomorrow
>TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS
>people think she is Lou
>its actually referencing the game controller and Tomorrow being playable

>>713431351
I doubt it'd top Deltarune Chapter 4's climax.

>>713431181
retard

>>713431763
>, they put out a ton of indie ones regularly. Big studio, mascot 3D platformers are rare.
yeah that's what i mean, there's barely any aaa platformers with that level of polish. games like pseudoregalia are great but it's a different beast.

> Odyssey didn't have power moons in the same way? 900 moons, where some where just "ground pound this spot".
the difference is odyssey didn't have skill trees and equipment with stats like 9 out of 10 modern games do. dk is legitimately "donk of war" both with the theming and some of the gameplay elements, i think the comparison to other games using action rpg systems will drag it down. the loot won't be as compelling as other games that are more focused on loot and the skill trees will be basic and boring. the platforming won't live up to odyssey when everything has to be destructible, and the exploration won't be as good as botw/totk even with the glider they added. dk is trying too hard to do too many things, the odds of it not pulling it off and being compared unfavorably to games that did are high.

remember that this is a spinoff team from the odyssey devs, not the main team. this is a b team game, a b team game isn't going to hit those same highs imo.

>>713431351
Asshole critics say this shit and they're the only ones who don't get spoilers, fuck 'em. Freaking nepobabies

>>713431665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNp9XB3y62A
I love A Final Waltz even though Ludvig says it's the most 'traditional' of the pieces he made for Death Stranding.

>>713430543
>>713431561
Fumito ueda is like Kojima if he actually made real video game art.
He seldom speaks, the gameplay is the art, as well as the experience, and the games are fun and compelling without being forced. THAT is video games as art. The gameplay and fun are core to it, and ueda's team always perfectly weaves it into something you actually play. Kojima games dont connect plsy to the overall experience well enough for it to maximize gaming's potential as an art form; and again, that can only be realized if the game has gameplay at its core: sometimes his games do, bit they disconnect other parts from the gameplay, lestening the impact.

>>713431852
Irishman? More like the Sandman, as it kept putting me to sleep.

>>713431542
Legend got a nomination retard

>>713431836
I dislike Kojima but I want DS2 to win to put the uppity E33 slurpers in their place.

>slowly go through thread looking at every posted review
>none mention any specific gameplay elements
>none mention any specific story elements
>none mention any specific music elements
>none mention any specific character elements
>none mention any specific design elements
so it's a 9/10....... because it just is? even for modern reviewers and a kojumbo game this seems lazy.

>>713427730
Sounds woke

why can't you like E33 and this? Why is it always a competition with you jobless NEETs?

>>713432353
nobody here brought e33

>>713432353
Don't be so serious

>>713432079
Nah, Not-Solid Snake kills Sam halfway through the game and we're forced to play as him for the rest.

>>713432353
Why not anon

>>713432389
It's not about being serious it's about every thread being forced with this autism.

>>713432389
No matter how bad this place gets, I'll keep coming.

>>713432514
agreed, this place rattles my Bones sometimes

>>713432353
its redditbirthers trynig to turn good game fans aganst eachother

>>713430893
>ps5 finally has a game
>it's a movie

>>713431542
it won several times in japan
>but muh tga
the dorito awards are not the only prizes in the world retard

>>713432353
Because my team needs to win

>>713432052
>>713431914
>>713431980
fuck off dorito pope

>>713432465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HndAedkhQ

>>713432285
the blurbs always suck for every game. Try out like the IGN video review or wait for your favorite guy to post what he thought

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>I will pretend it's good

>>713428250
Close, feet

Any predictions on what he thinks about it?

>>713432829
Didn't he like the first game?

>>713427931
BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>713427243 (OP)
pretended to win*

>>713428528
>zoomers finding out what it is like to be 25+

>>713427721
stick to subway surfers

>>713432829
>work under a specific moniker for 30 years
>never once negotiate during to that time to keep the moniker if you ever go separate ways
people still care what this retard thinks? last I saw his channel was on a steady decline since he's now trying to do the exact same shit but under whatever terrible new name that nobody associates with him.

>>713427931
LA CREATIVIDAD

>>713427931
He should have phrased it as "pretend you didn't lose and try again" and journalists wouldn't have felt patronized

>>713428238
>we buffed the floating cart and made even more powerful options than the zipline and catapult
I can already see it

>>713433365
I think you start the game with vehicles, which took 10 hours in the first game

>>713428631
I think you forget that popular vote means jackshit for those awards

The more pressing question is: what to do with people who just keep piling up stuff and doesn't rearrange their cargo? What do they deserve?

>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
This is the only positive, everything else is a negative

>>713428785
KCD2 easily rapes E33 in both story and soundtrack

>>713429068
>the game is irrelevant when convinient

>>713432285
don't worry, multiple of them mentioned how it was easier now, so if you disliked the first game for being too hard, you are in better hands now

>>713430931
Its not the odyssey team, its a spin off of it with a few members working on it. The brunt of the odyssey team is on the next 3d Mario

>>713431493
you mean shitskin millenials?

>>713432353
E33 hate japan and want to turn yurop into niggerinfested hellhole thats why