Death Stranding 2
Kojima won
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:16 PM
No.713427304
KOJIMBABWEBROS
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:26 PM
No.713427318
marketer thread
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:30 PM
No.713427323
>>713427243 (OP)
Thing Japanese bonus
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:39 PM
No.713427326
KNEEL.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:39 PM
No.713427327
*coughs*
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:02:49 PM
No.713427331
ATRRRRRRRRGHGROIRGIJELROGK:EP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !_P{!P"@P"!P{L!"!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:00 PM
No.713427337
Can't beat the legend
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:01 PM
No.713427341
>>713427243 (OP)
HAHAHAHA WE WON
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:21 PM
No.713427357
HE
WON
>>713427243 (OP)
>Gamespot -7
This is the reviewer and his account is already protected because he did it just to clickbait. I fucking hate journofags
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:51 PM
No.713427386
Kojima on suicide watch. (His game is reviewing too well.)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:51 PM
No.713427387
>>713427468
what's going on?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:53 PM
No.713427390
>>713428618
>Death Stranding 2: On the Beach far surpasses the first entry of the franchise. New elements in the sequel elevate the experience, overcoming the repetitive nature of the gameplay. Death Stranding 2 is a fully immersive game reinforced by its spectacular landscapes and fascinating soundtrack, and every element just feels like it forms a cohesive whole. What separates the sequel from being an all-time great is a mixture of some gameplay aspects as well as how long it takes for the best of Death Stranding 2 to show up. Still, it is a must play game you cannot miss this year.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:04:27 PM
No.713427415
>Directed by Hideo Kojima
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:04:28 PM
No.713427417
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:04:33 PM
No.713427420
Bros I can't wait until Tomorrow is in my hands
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:04:46 PM
No.713427429
E33jeets I'm scared
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:15 PM
No.713427452
>>713427948
I've seen a few review blurbs mention this but this is a good sum
>While Death Stranding 2: On the Beach can feel like a step forward for gameplay, I feel like Kojima Productions took a step back with its narrative and difficulty.
Seems like giving people tools and gadgets like vehicles really early takes away from the experience of DS1
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:22 PM
No.713427461
>>713428250
>>713430965
>>713427384
BWAHAHHAHAHAHA LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK, WHAT A FUCKING LOSER
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:24 PM
No.713427463
E33 TROONERS
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:28 PM
No.713427468
>>713427387
Snake is eating a snake again
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:49 PM
No.713427482
>>713427570
oh nonono
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:50 PM
No.713427483
>>713427606
>>713427623
>7 more reviews came in
It's over...
Pack it up, Kojibros, we lost.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:06:28 PM
No.713427517
>it's casual slop
so that's why they love it LOL
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:06:33 PM
No.713427520
>>713427243 (OP)
>down to 88
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:06:39 PM
No.713427525
Going to average at 89/90
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:07:14 PM
No.713427550
why does one jew owning dozens of publications get to influence the metacritic score
Like, pick 1 site as the score.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:07:31 PM
No.713427563
e33 mogs this weab shit
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:07:36 PM
No.713427570
>>713427482
They're salty it's better than france's shitty 33 game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:12 PM
No.713427594
What's with the difficulty complaints? DS1 was never a difficult game to begin with.
>>713427483
Kojimbobros... not like this...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:35 PM
No.713427617
Way better than E33 according to my sources
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:42 PM
No.713427619
ban metascore threads
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:44 PM
No.713427623
>>713427483
STOP THE COUNT!!!!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:47 PM
No.713427626
It's joever... E33Chads I apologize..
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:08:48 PM
No.713427627
Digital Foundry 35 minutes video is out, loving it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:09:10 PM
No.713427646
>MC dropped to 88
>OC dropped to 89
OH NO NO NO, SHOULD WE HAVE CONNECTED, KOJIMABROS?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:09:22 PM
No.713427660
>>713427534
>a sequel to a game its like the original game
oh no....and i bought death stranding 2 expecting gran turismo!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:09:24 PM
No.713427665
>>713427606
Oh, for a second I thought it'd be a good game. Good to know it's unplayable trash and that Kojima should never make anything again.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:09:28 PM
No.713427668
>>713427606
They've hit the OpenCritic score...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:09:50 PM
No.713427680
>>713427712
>>713427534
>they cant shine past their own shadows
Bet he felt smart writing that drivel.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:10:22 PM
No.713427705
If it drops 2 more points kojambles will be happy with the score finally
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:10:24 PM
No.713427707
>>713427243 (OP)
Pure ass licking
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:10:24 PM
No.713427712
>>713427680
What don't you understand in the sentence, Raj?
Wtf I'm just finding out how long these games are, 50 fucking hours just for the main story lmao. Who likes this shit.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:10:55 PM
No.713427731
>>713427243 (OP)
does 2 do anything to shake up the movement system from 1? have to say learning the trick of how the balance system worked was pretty disappointing.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:11:04 PM
No.713427735
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:11:19 PM
No.713427741
The first game was an acquired taste. It isn't a game for everyone's likings. So now its only normal that the only people reviewing the second game were the only people who were able to enjoy the first one.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:11:22 PM
No.713427742
>>713427534
This is one of the ACTUAL reviews btw
Everyone that I have heards that has played it said that the combat feels forced as fuck and not really that good
Also 55h of retarded inane bullshit lmao, one can only ask "wtf is going on" for so long
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:11:54 PM
No.713427770
Why is Death standing on a beach? Does he like surfing?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:05 PM
No.713427779
>>713427793
>>713427730
What a fucking faggot
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:23 PM
No.713427792
>The scores are too high.
>Dump them.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:25 PM
No.713427793
>>713427828
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:37 PM
No.713427807
>>713427839
>>713427859
>>713427534
>The game isn't pretentious enough.
Isn't this a good thing tho?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:43 PM
No.713427813
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:06 PM
No.713427828
>>713427874
>>713427793
No not really. Are you?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:14 PM
No.713427834
>>713427892
>>713428207
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:15 PM
No.713427837
>>713427898
>>713428146
lol
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:17 PM
No.713427839
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:18 PM
No.713427840
>>713427882
>>713427981
Metal Gear solid 1, 2 and 3 are the only good Kojima games. MGS4 was a load of rubbish. Peace Walker and MGSV and Death Stranding were all boring and full of tedium and repetition. MGS1,2 and 3 are all fantastic 10/10 games but everything else he did was total shit.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:22 PM
No.713427846
>>713427730
>Wokeshit is ass
lmao, we won again
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:44 PM
No.713427859
>>713427907
>>713427807
But That's one of the good things in Kojima.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:13:57 PM
No.713427869
inb4 the contradictory fan reviews out of spite for the paid reviewers
>ill never agree with a reviewer, so 100%
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:06 PM
No.713427874
>>713427901
>>713427828
Why would I be I don't really care if DS2 is good or not, you seems pretty upset that someone didn't praise it to high heaven though
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:21 PM
No.713427882
>>713428319
>>713427840
wow what a hot take...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:39 PM
No.713427892
>>713428013
>>713429029
>>713427834
>84 reviews
Why is it that alot of other games hit like 150 reviews?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:39 PM
No.713427893
Elle Fanny
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:45 PM
No.713427898
>>713427837
They are not fucking wrong.
>still gave is a 70
Wth
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:48 PM
No.713427901
>>713427874
Not really. The reviewer is a fucking faggot though
>>713427384
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:55 PM
No.713427907
>>713427859
That's what everyone uses to attack the game so that's why I said it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:14:55 PM
No.713427908
>>713427606
>Only 88
Adorable. Next up, let's see what the monkey can do.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:15:03 PM
No.713427915
EXPEDITION 33 WINS.
KNEEL
>>713427243 (OP)
>Death Stranding has an option to skip boss battles where you "pretend that you won"
LMFAO PEAK
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:15:35 PM
No.713427939
Oh nonono kojima bros...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:15:45 PM
No.713427948
>>713427452
my takeaway from this is that you shouldn't expect any kind of interesting evolution from the walking sim delivery gameplay from the first game? the game has more creature comforts and feels more like mgsV but the delivery strand gameplay is just there again.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:05 PM
No.713427965
>>713428535
>>713427931
Alright /v/, why is this a bad thing?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:15 PM
No.713427972
>slop 33 actually was woke all along while ds2 gets journos mad because the women are actually attractive
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:16 PM
No.713427974
>>713427931
>imaginary victories
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:24 PM
No.713427980
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:25 PM
No.713427981
>>713427840
>ignoring Metal Gear 2
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:42 PM
No.713427995
>>713427931
>imaginary victories
LEL
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:49 PM
No.713428000
>>713427931
I wish Dark Souls had this options. Not even joking
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:16:54 PM
No.713428004
>>713427931
Now Im surprised it wasnt rated higher, sounds like a journos dream game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:04 PM
No.713428013
>>713428086
>>713428098
>>713427892
Cope bitch lick her sole clean
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:28 PM
No.713428030
>underages and shills giving a fuck about sales and reviews
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:29 PM
No.713428032
>>713428083
The fact that it scored higher than the original concerns me, but the fact that it didn't break into the 90s comforts me.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:33 PM
No.713428037
press forward to game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:17:45 PM
No.713428043
>>713427931
you can't make this shit up
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:20 PM
No.713428083
>>713428130
>>713428032
It'll probably be in the 90s by the end of this tbqh
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:24 PM
No.713428086
>>713428013
Delicious Lune feet...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:28 PM
No.713428089
How cute
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:32 PM
No.713428092
>>713428124
>>713428315
>>713427931
The madmen did it, they actually made an option to skip actual gameplay before they let you skip the fake ""cinematic"" gameplay garbage
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:39 PM
No.713428098
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:56 PM
No.713428117
Is the autistic walking sim aspect of the game still good and hard?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:06 PM
No.713428124
>>713428220
>>713428092
What, you've always been able to skip cutscenes.
Hereβs the review that dropped the score so much (it was accidental)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:11 PM
No.713428128
>>713428238
>>713430625
>7 from Gamespot
it's over Kojimbobros.....
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:17 PM
No.713428130
>>713428083
I worry that it's become too casualized, but I take solace in the handful of reviews that seem to really dislike it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:32 PM
No.713428146
>>713427837
>the best Metal Gear game in a decade.
Itβs the only βMetal Gearβ game in a decade.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:32 PM
No.713428147
>>713427931
>Pretend you won
HOLY KINO.
>>713427243 (OP)
>0.9/10
>t.mestizo negro
Death Stranding truly is the ultimate browntard filter. kek
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:46 PM
No.713428161
>>713428185
>wins the champions league
>wins GOTY
>wins Ukraine
I kneel to France
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:19:55 PM
No.713428170
Buy an ad
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:09 PM
No.713428185
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:12 PM
No.713428187
>>713429153
>>713427931
retards will look at this and say the game panders to normalfags meanwhile the devs literally make fun of them
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:33 PM
No.713428205
>>713428127
How fucking retarded are these niggers? like seriously WTF
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:47 PM
No.713428217
>>713428127
>>713428154
Holy fuck, this brown faggot is truly seething. lmfao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:50 PM
No.713428220
>>713428124
Stupid monkey nigger
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:55 PM
No.713428223
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:20:58 PM
No.713428229
>the 33 shit shill arrived
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:03 PM
No.713428234
>>713428127
0/10 it's a masterpiece
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:04 PM
No.713428235
>>713427931
>imaginary victories
KEK
Watch this text get changed via a patch thanks to casualtard seething
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:06 PM
No.713428237
>>713428128
The Good
Revisiting the world of Death Stranding is exciting
Photorealistic visuals are stunning even on a base PS5 model
Core gameplay is still unique
The Bad
Repetitive story beats that are too close to the first game
Focus on weapons and spectacle detracts from uniqueness
Friction is lost, rendering some challenges superficial
Questionable tropes around women
Boss fights are unimaginative
Thatβs gamestops review. I donβt know why you would take them seriously.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:22 PM
No.713428246
>>713428154
The text reads like he gave it 10/10 though?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:25 PM
No.713428250
>>713432825
>>713427461
Let me guess, women showing their arms (PORN)
This guy sounds like he has cp in his pc
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:45 PM
No.713428264
>suddenly they care about critics they make fun of
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:50 PM
No.713428269
>>713427243 (OP)
Won what? Why are you posting a picture of faggot opinions?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:21:50 PM
No.713428270
>>713428891
>>713427931
Oh boy a new meme screencap that will be spammed in every Kojima thread now.
saucy
6/23/2025, 2:21:57 PM
No.713428275
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:06 PM
No.713428287
>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:22 PM
No.713428297
>>713428331
>>713428374
>kojimbo lost to the frenchies
It was a good run for GOTY, but e33 has that shit leglocked at this point.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:43 PM
No.713428315
>>713428092
Imagine skip the cutscene and then the gameplay and so on
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:52 PM
No.713428319
>>713427882
boring tedious open world crap will never be as good as linear focused games like mgs1,2 and 3
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:52 PM
No.713428320
>>713427243 (OP)
>Down to 88
E33 bros... I guess the Kojimatroons got too cocky!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:54 PM
No.713428321
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:22:57 PM
No.713428323
91 positive? Kojima won't like that, not a good balance. Too mainstream. Expect an update which makes the game less fun and the story less easy to follow
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:01 PM
No.713428327
CONFIRMED this game is for high IQ Whites and Asians and filters brown turdies hard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:12 PM
No.713428331
>>713428467
>>713428467
>>713428297
Kill yourself frenchcuck, donkey kong is about to rape your nepobaby game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:23 PM
No.713428339
We're back (for at least another few minutes).
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:43 PM
No.713428350
>>713428127
Not on metacritic
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:53 PM
No.713428357
what's the expected play time on it?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:12 PM
No.713428374
>>713428413
>>713428481
>>713428297
Only other games I could see beating it is Donkey Kong and Metroid. Or Gabe shadow drops HL3
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:18 PM
No.713428382
>>713428431
>one 7/10 review from a woke GameSpot caricature
>one 6/10 review from IGN France
Off to a great start
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:24 PM
No.713428387
>>713428490
>>713428545
>>713428207
>Niggaphor: Refaggot
lmao why would you out yourself as a trannigger like this anon?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:30 PM
No.713428389
>>713427931
>Has journalist mode
>still get only 88
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:24:55 PM
No.713428413
>>713428674
>>713428374
Nobody cares about metroid
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:11 PM
No.713428431
>>713428585
>>713428382
>IGN France
Not biased at all......
>>713427243 (OP)
>A stellar cast give excellent performances in aid of Kojima's best story.
>Kojima's best story
I THOUGHT KOJIMBO WAS A HACK???????
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:35 PM
No.713428452
WE'RE BACK KOJIMA BROS
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:44 PM
No.713428462
Thereβs difficulty levels in the game and I guarantee you these fag journos played it on easy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:46 PM
No.713428467
>>713428508
>>713428331
>>713428331
>They think NuDK has a chance.
Cute
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:25:57 PM
No.713428479
>>713429326
>>713427931
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EVEN ZELDA GAMES DARE TO DO THIS SHIT
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:00 PM
No.713428481
>>713428674
>>713428374
>Metroid
It'll be good, but "too gamey"
>banaza
Family game award, no way western journos give it GOTY over E33.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:06 PM
No.713428485
The GOTY has been secured.
Sorry, frogs. Better luck next time!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:09 PM
No.713428487
>>713428441
>Some animations repeated after 70 hours
It's so fucking over...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:11 PM
No.713428490
>>713428387
You had the president of France shilling your garbage because the CEO's papa and fake user scores are still the best your turd game could do lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:12 PM
No.713428492
>>713429973
>>713427730
Thatβs cool, what does he think of the game?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:18 PM
No.713428501
PC when
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:21 PM
No.713428502
>>713428154
>>713428127
looks like he typoed the score he wanted to give, kek
>>713428467
Odyssey is at a 97, and Astro did 96. You are delusional if you think DK isn't getting atleast a 94
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:33 PM
No.713428515
>>713428640
>>713428441
Ok I'm a sucker for an Australian setting in video games. Need to play this.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:43 PM
No.713428528
>>713428581
>>713433098
>>713427426
>DS came out 6 years ago
what the fuck
no, it can't be
>>713427965
I think its a really great concept. it tells you EXACTLY what you did
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:55 PM
No.713428543
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:55 PM
No.713428545
>>713428709
>>713428387
>ad hom spam + projection
Concession accepted :D
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:10 PM
No.713428557
>>713428238
>boss fights still suck
>delivery stuff is still there but it's evocative of the braindead easy lategame
>main evolution in gameplay is having more mgsv elements
the tropes around women thing is eyeroll worthy but it otherwise seems like what would be a reasonable take.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:22 PM
No.713428568
>>713428590
>>713428752
>>713428508
Yeah because Nintendo pays well and journos don't wanna be 8.8'd by tendies
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:37 PM
No.713428581
>>713428528
Same year as Sekiro after all.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:45 PM
No.713428584
>>713428631
>>713428826
>Good reviews
>PS5 Exclusive
>Kojima game
Okay how is DS2 not an autowin for this years GOTY at Geoffs winter shaming and game awards?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:47 PM
No.713428585
>>713428431
As opposed to Geoff Keighley?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:27:56 PM
No.713428590
>>713428568
and Sony doesn't pay well? Skimping out of giving Kojima a 91 or 92?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:04 PM
No.713428596
>>713428696
>>713428960
>>713428508
Oh yeah, I forgot the Nintendo Bonus...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:14 PM
No.713428606
>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
I will now buy your game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:24 PM
No.713428613
>>713427243 (OP)
>Users reviews are not available yet
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:25 PM
No.713428615
>>713428207
Uhhh, Reddit33 trannies? Our response?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:28 PM
No.713428618
>>713427390
>how long it takes for the best of Death Stranding 2 to show up
oh man, its a MGSV all over again
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:31 PM
No.713428623
>>713428535
>Unironically Press triangle for [HEADCANON]
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:38 PM
No.713428631
>>713428659
>>713433471
>>713428584
Because
>88 hollywood kojima game
won't win over
>93 AA game everyone loves
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:48 PM
No.713428636
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:28:57 PM
No.713428640
>>713428515
Australia is not a real place bro
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:04 PM
No.713428651
>>713428705
FRENCH BROS....WE WON AGAIN
https://youtu.be/RHb5LKnnxLg
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:05 PM
No.713428653
>>713428154
>Racist /pol/tard doesn't realize it's an obvious mistake because he can't even read a short paragraph.
Why are /pol/tards so stupid?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:08 PM
No.713428659
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:27 PM
No.713428674
>>713428880
>>713428413
>>713428481
Metroid Prime Remastered is the third highest rated game of 2023 on MC. Game journalists love metroid prime
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:41 PM
No.713428687
>>713428785
>>713428828
>best improvements are just shit emulating what he did for mgsv
You cannot make this shit up. He's gonna win GOTY anyway because Geoff sucks him off permanently so hey, congrats to him for the imaginary victory.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:50 PM
No.713428696
>>713428815
>>713429489
>>713428596
>See pic
>"This is what Tendies consider GOTY!"
pfftttttt.
It's not really hard to awe Tendies, isn't it?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:52 PM
No.713428701
>>713428535
This better have a turn off function, I don't want chicken hat all over again don't show this shit to me
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:58 PM
No.713428705
>>713428651
that doesnt look french
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:01 PM
No.713428709
>>713428545
>Projection
You are the one that plays games meticulously engineered for niggers, trannies and faggots?
Remember to dilate!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:06 PM
No.713428712
>>713428441
Kojima can really cook if he has enough time to do so.
Death Stranding was made in less than 3 years on a shoestring budget and A LOT of good will from Sony. The budget of Death Stranding 2 was substantially higher. You just know its gonna be good if he had enough time to make stuff like webm related.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:07 PM
No.713428714
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:31 PM
No.713428736
Imagine giving one shit about journo reviews in a post GG world
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:44 PM
No.713428752
>>713429068
>>713428568
but enought about astrobot
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:30:53 PM
No.713428759
I finished the campaign in 40 hours and something. Everything else was secondary (yesterday I got to 52 hours) and I haven't even managed to max out a Prepper yet, if you get the idea. It's truly immense and, above all, full of fun and cute things to discover, that make you smile and keep you inside the game world. I think that to finish and discover everything it will take at least 90-110 hours or so, depending on your style and agility of play.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:00 PM
No.713428768
>>713427243 (OP)
>most baguettes rated it low
I wonder why.... pathetic fucking retards.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:04 PM
No.713428773
>you can load vehicles on the monorail
wow
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:05 PM
No.713428774
>>713427721
>why doesn't everything cater to me!!!
kill yourself kid
>>713428687
It's going to win performance, directing and maybe even soundtrack but GOTY is going to expedition for sure
aceman
!!oXu3OLVH0EG
6/23/2025, 2:31:34 PM
No.713428803
>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
That's basically every Kojima game ever
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:37 PM
No.713428806
>>713427243 (OP)
We are so back Kojimabros
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:45 PM
No.713428815
>>713428696
you seem upset snoy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:31:55 PM
No.713428826
>>713428859
>>713428584
The first game didn't win
>>713428687
>because Geoff sucks him off permanently
Yeah, just like last ti- oh wait, fans got what they wanted then and they will now.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:32:05 PM
No.713428837
>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
opinion ignored
kill yourself
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:32:33 PM
No.713428859
>>713428884
>>713428889
>>713428826
what beat it?
>>713428508
>Odyssey is at a 97, and Astro did 96
Both games have god tier platforming movement and controls. NuDK has none of that, it's glorified shovelware for toddlers.
It better flop because I want Odyssey 2 asap instead of seeing the team waste their time updating this garbage
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:32:43 PM
No.713428870
I imagine a lot of reviewers got filtered by Pekora
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:32:56 PM
No.713428880
>>713428997
>>713429436
>>713428674
I guess Dread did get nominated in 2021 but it lost to this shit.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:03 PM
No.713428884
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:07 PM
No.713428889
>>713428859
NTA but Sekiro
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:08 PM
No.713428890
>>713428785
It's not winning performance against Ben Starr and Jennifer English, and directing would be equally insane.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:09 PM
No.713428891
>>713429319
>>713430413
>>713428270
I want it to be known that I absolutely love this feature. Its a fantastic idea, and the retard that keeps spamming that walking simulator button meme who will eventually repost this image with a "Game is so le easy/le movie that it LITERALLY LET YUO SKIP BOSSES!1" (or whatever) quote will never ever be capable of understanding how kino this feature is
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:33 PM
No.713428917
>>713428828
Geoff couldn't go against the Fromsoft cult. Kojima will win this time.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:33:35 PM
No.713428918
>>713428963
>>713428860
lmao seethe harder
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:11 PM
No.713428945
>>713428785
E33 is winning soundtrack, best actor, and GOTY
DS2 might win best director and best art direction
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:16 PM
No.713428948
>>713428785
>nd maybe even soundtrack
>against E33
You wish, as on lock as automata.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:24 PM
No.713428957
>>713428785
E33 has soundtrack on lock for not being derivative or licensed, and Verso/Ben Starr is winning voice actor/performance
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:27 PM
No.713428960
>>713428596
Uh, why does DK's fur look like feathers?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:31 PM
No.713428963
>>713429131
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:40 PM
No.713428973
>>713430472
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:34:57 PM
No.713428987
good news for the strand genre of games
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:35:00 PM
No.713428990
>>713427243 (OP)
KINOjima does it once again!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:35:05 PM
No.713428997
>>713429162
>>713428880
It takes two was fantastic, fuck off
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:35:29 PM
No.713429015
>>713429086
>>713428828
He can sneak in a nomination for lower scored games, but giving them awards would damage the brand. At 88+ DS2 is running in clear air with checking all of the necessary boxes to get awards.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:35:42 PM
No.713429029
>>713427892
They're split between different platforms for multiplats whereas for an exclusive they'll all be grouped together on the one platform it's on
Opencritic conversely groups together all reviews for a game in one page regardless of whether it's multiplat or not but that has other potential issues, like dragging down the average for all platforms based on issues specific to one port/version (and, not really related, but it also doesn't have any games from before the 8th console gen unless they have a PC port, so its "best of all time" list is really more "best of the last ~13 years")
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:09 PM
No.713429052
>>713428860
Isnβt DK literally Odyssey 2? Same team and everything, it even has Pauline.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:13 PM
No.713429058
>>713429234
>89
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:24 PM
No.713429068
>>713429192
>>713433605
>>713428752
>astro bot out of nowhere
Rent-free.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:40 PM
No.713429084
>>713429121
>>713427243 (OP)
I've only now just realised this is a timed PS5 exclusive
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:42 PM
No.713429086
>>713429015
Awards, not THE award.
Should I keep going with the first game? I burned myself out after taking like 30 hours to 100% the first area. Iβm thinking Iβm a retard for not just doing main story with the occasional side job.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:09 PM
No.713429104
>>713429134
>>713429172
>>713427243 (OP)
>89 now
oh nooooooo
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:15 PM
No.713429114
>>713429251
Abe bros today he falls...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:22 PM
No.713429121
>>713430245
>>713429084
6-8 months sadly
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:24 PM
No.713429124
Uhhh e33bros why is the number going up its supposed to be going down
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:34 PM
No.713429131
>>713429261
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:39 PM
No.713429134
>>713429104
STOP THE COUNT!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:54 PM
No.713429152
>>713429447
>>713429091
my brother in christ you spent 30 hours in the tutorial zone
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:37:55 PM
No.713429153
>>713429218
>>713428187
>w-we made fun of them so that doesn't mean we didn't submit
If they truly made fun of them they'd get a fucking bad end for skipping them instead.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:04 PM
No.713429158
Damn, it lost its "must play" status.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:09 PM
No.713429162
>>713428997
>quirky colorful cringe with millennial writing
>but now with coop!
:O
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:18 PM
No.713429172
>>713429328
>>713429104
Whatβs wrong with that? The first game averaged 82 metacritic and was probably the best game I had played in years.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:22 PM
No.713429180
JUST
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:26 PM
No.713429186
Very nice. Let's see if it maintains this consistency across 180+ reviews.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:34 PM
No.713429191
>>713430472
>>713427931
Tell me this is real with a credible source because if it is that's all I have to know about this "game"
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:39 PM
No.713429192
>>713429371
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:38:44 PM
No.713429197
>>713430054
How are we feeling, PCbros?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:39:04 PM
No.713429218
>>713429153
This is no different from old games telling you to get a life if you 100 percent it or nintendo giving you a pile of golden shit
>>713429058
The Ape is coming for E33 fags.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:39:38 PM
No.713429251
>>713429114
What happened to him?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:39:45 PM
No.713429261
>>713429286
>>713429131
>praise odyssey
>get called a snoy
Tendie cultists are mentally ill
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:39:53 PM
No.713429270
>>713429463
Tendies in here having a fucking meltdown holy shit
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:02 PM
No.713429282
>>713429447
>>713429091
>played 30 hours in the areas where all of your shit is locked and there's not even a modicum of fun to be had doing deliveries
jesus christ
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:06 PM
No.713429286
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:12 PM
No.713429297
>>713428785
You sound scared. :)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:27 PM
No.713429319
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:31 PM
No.713429321
>>713429424
>>713428860
DK looks like it has more content and is more unique than both combined.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:32 PM
No.713429323
>>713429413
>>713429234
>actually being excited for donk of war
lol. lmao even.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:34 PM
No.713429326
>>713428479
I mean GTA V lets you skip missions
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:35 PM
No.713429327
Don't worry about the subpar score Kojimabros, we still have our imaginary victory
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:37 PM
No.713429328
>>713429172
If it didnβt have Kojimaβs name in it you would have hated it.
>everyone jacking off to DS2 winning GOTY
>when Ghost of YΕtei is coming out this year
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:40:48 PM
No.713429340
>>713429091
>Spent 30 hours in the beginning when you don't have any fun tools
Retardbro....
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:05 PM
No.713429358
how many games have you pretended to beat?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:21 PM
No.713429368
>>713429475
>>713429336
>non-linear story
Zero chance of being a 90 on metacritic
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:22 PM
No.713429371
>>713429573
>>713429192
Tendie projection, Astro Bot won and I'll never let you forget it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:27 PM
No.713429378
>>713428207
Only 33 reviews
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:26 PM
No.713429380
>>713429437
>>713429806
>higgs steals every scene
Troy Baker delivers it again, according to IGN
>>713429336
I still cannot comprehend the public love for Tsushima. The writing was absolutely bland and the pacing was garbage. Yet I keep seeing "masterpiece" thrown around all the time.
I'm actually bothered by it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:56 PM
No.713429413
>>713429453
>>713429323
>Retard doesn't know what Gear 4th Luffy is
Yeah, you're a fucking casual pleb.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:41:58 PM
No.713429417
>Higgs is still confirmed kino
That's all I wanted to know
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:42:04 PM
No.713429424
>>713429502
>>713429321
And none of that fucking matters when the game lacks odyssey's god tier movement. Oh wow, the game traded movement for 10000 more moons/bananas, that will definitely make me want to play the game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:42:12 PM
No.713429436
>>713429836
>>713428880
This game is better than dread
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:42:13 PM
No.713429437
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:42:25 PM
No.713429447
>>713429556
>>713429705
>>713429152
>>713429282
I didnβt check anything online so I didnβt know. I got to the part where I can build roads and stopped playing there around March. Iβll pick it back up now that Iβve given it some time and Iβm just going to go through the story and do jobs if they convenience me.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:42:46 PM
No.713429453
>>713429413
>one piece
>not for casuals
stop, i'm gonna burst.
>>713429270
this but snoys for 88 metacritic
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:04 PM
No.713429474
>>713429547
>>713429560
>>713429234
As hilarious as that'd be, I don't see it happening.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:05 PM
No.713429475
>>713429368
it has a female MC
its gonna win GOTY easy
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:13 PM
No.713429487
>>713428785
Death Stranding is winning GOTY, due to the simple fact that Japan, China (and Korea?) hate E33.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:13 PM
No.713429489
>>713428696
Requirements for a game to be GOTY for the Tendies:
1- Be made by Nintendo.
2- There are no other requirements.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:16 PM
No.713429491
All jokes aside, though, I can't wait to play tonight, /v/ros. The first one was already one of my favorite games of all time, and if this one is even better then it'll be a fun week of no-lifing it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:21 PM
No.713429495
>>713429336
Might as well nominate Ass Creed Shadows too
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:28 PM
No.713429502
>>713429872
>>713429424
Everyone who's played it says it's constant fun and like nothing's else they've ever played thanks to complete destructible environments. Again, cope. Odyssey was great but nothing new.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:28 PM
No.713429504
>>713429463
88 metacritic is good though
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:32 PM
No.713429512
>>713427243 (OP)
Im irked ill be completely spoiled by the time it gets to PC.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:46 PM
No.713429527
>>713429613
>>713429763
Post your face when Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater gets a better Metacritic score.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:43:55 PM
No.713429541
You didn't beat the game, you only imagined it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:06 PM
No.713429547
>>713429740
>>713429474
Cartoony platformer shit from big studios generally review very well.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:09 PM
No.713429551
>>713430128
>>713428535
SOMEONE MAKE AN EDIT ALREADY
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:15 PM
No.713429556
>>713429447
>I got to the part where I can build roads
Kek, that's chapter 2. Chapter 3 you actually start unlocking things and the story picks up.
t. got filtered twice at chapter 2
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:28 PM
No.713429560
>>713429662
>>713429474
96 or 97 metacritic score. It's a Nintendo EPD game. Only Rockstar gets their praise.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:45 PM
No.713429573
>>713429371
>astro won the dorito pope pride.com prize
wow!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:44:56 PM
No.713429579
>>713429628
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:00 PM
No.713429583
>>713429727
>>713429407
Itβs pretty and cinematic with easy gameplay. Good enough for most normalfags.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:09 PM
No.713429589
>>713428535
this is hilarious
E33 has so much online publicity that if anything else wins regardless of quality people will call it rigged and blame geoff. The only winning move is to give GOTY to E33 even if it turns out to not deserve it when all candidates are released at the end of the year.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:38 PM
No.713429613
>>713429527
It won't review as well as the OG, which is a 91. I think many of the QoL and nice visuals will clash with some of the old AI, level design and frequent area transitions.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:49 PM
No.713429628
>>713429753
>>713429579
it will go down again don't worry
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:45:59 PM
No.713429635
>>713429336
lol
I liked Tushima but the fact that it has a new protagonist (idiots) is more or less reminiscent of AC, so no goty
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:12 PM
No.713429649
>>713429407
it unironically got good cinematography
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:15 PM
No.713429651
>>713429234
As both a massive E33 and Nintendo fan the only award this has a chance at is soundtrack, and the chance isnt high
Metroid Prime 4 is the only game Nintendo is releasing that has any shot at goty, but again, chances are low that it will deliver to that extent
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:17 PM
No.713429653
>>713430472
>>713427931
>kojimbofags already pretending they won GOTY
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:21 PM
No.713429654
>>713429463
Mario Kart World only got an 86 kek.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:31 PM
No.713429662
>>713429560
It has the same basic bitch trappings as the dime a dozen AAA games these days. It has skill trees, it has equipment with stats, and it has the glider that every open world game uses post BotW. it's going to be too derivative to garner a score that high. It's so surreal to see people not seeing those tropes as red flags.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:46:38 PM
No.713429669
>>713430025
>>713429610
I mean, unironically, let the guys have it. It's almost 100% their next title will turn out to be pretty mediocre in almost every way bar music (maybe)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:01 PM
No.713429692
>>713429407
>I still cannot comprehend the public love for Tsushima.
Don't worry, that love will be die and be buried with Ghost of Wokedei.
Says with me GOTY: Expedition 33
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:09 PM
No.713429704
SELL SELL SELL
IT'S GOING DOWN
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:14 PM
No.713429705
>>713429447
Bro I can't even...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:26 PM
No.713429712
>>713429407
Put this way It's a good AC, the first set in japan.
Yes Ubisoft was stupid to wait so long to make an AC in Japan and then make the samurai black lol
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:43 PM
No.713429727
>>713429583
Yep, same with Expedition 33
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:47:59 PM
No.713429740
>>713429809
>>713429547
It will review well but no one will be talking about how the Donkey Kong game changed their life or showed them what stories in games could do for months like tons of normies did with E33. You also have the battle of a small studio going up against the Goliath of games in Nintendo.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:06 PM
No.713429748
Leave GOTY to me.
>>713429628
You might want to kys because it just did the opposite
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:15 PM
No.713429754
>>713429695
(β³) >Pretends Death Stranding 2 won
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:16 PM
No.713429757
>>713430472
>>713427931
KEK bros what the fuck
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:20 PM
No.713429763
>>713429527
No chance. I think everyone will point out how easy Delta is with the MGSV controls.
The maps simply aren't designed for 3rd person aiming. They already weren't designed for the 3rd person movement and it's why it's the easiest MGS game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:32 PM
No.713429775
Does it have a retarded like again like the "princess beach" line in the first one? I must know, I must laugh at kojima taking himself extremely seriously with the norman reedus fetus walking game
>>713427243 (OP)
E33 trannies.... not like this
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:48:46 PM
No.713429790
>>713430472
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:05 PM
No.713429806
>>713429380
This is the role that might open a door to Hollywood for Troy. His performance is spectacular.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:10 PM
No.713429809
>>713429851
>>713429740
and that really doesn't matter when it comes to GOTY awards. Celeste lost to God of War and RDR2. The small treasured but extremely well reviewed game doesn't always win.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:11 PM
No.713429812
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:19 PM
No.713429819
>>713429753
No... that's not possible...
MUST-PLAYMAN?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:21 PM
No.713429821
>>713430472
>>713427931
i just beat ys9 and it had this same "pretend you won" bullshit for some sections. mobile gaming has destroyed the japanese.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:21 PM
No.713429824
>>713429887
>>713429948
>>713429753
nah I will don't. enjoy your immaginary battles
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:49:42 PM
No.713429836
Mgs4 got a 94 on metacritic and we all know how trash that game is
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:03 PM
No.713429850
>>713429753
NOOOOOOO STOP THE COUNT STOP
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:04 PM
No.713429851
>>713429942
>>713430362
>>713429809
Celeste was not 1% as popular as E33 is.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:14 PM
No.713429860
I'm actually crying right now bros
Were are soooo back.
Kojima does it again, kojima saved V
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:29 PM
No.713429872
>>713429921
>>713429928
>>713429502
Destroyable environments aren't fun or new
Also, nintendo employees calling the game fun is dishonest as fuck
Odyssey will outlive this shovelware, cope
DS2 has a real chance to Win Goty. It will be between DK Bananza, Death Stranding 2, and Expedition 33. Tight competition.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:38 PM
No.713429885
>>713429995
Nice attempt, Kojima fags. Monke game will take it from here
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:41 PM
No.713429887
>>713430021
>>713429824
>nah I will don't
Damn, forget the game, you might want to kill yourself for living in a third world shithole.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:49 PM
No.713429894
>>713430046
IGN and Gamespot traded scores.
IGN gave DS1 a 7/10 and Gamespot a 9/10
now IGN gives 2 a 9/10 and Gamespot a 7/10
I trust Gamespot more
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:50:58 PM
No.713429906
>>713429845
It's the Kojima Bonus
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:06 PM
No.713429915
>>713430085
>>713429873
Idiotic that Nintendo just puts out soulless slop again and again and can get a nomination by default
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:14 PM
No.713429921
>>713430148
>>713429872
>Destroyable environments aren't fun or new
Name five games with them
Hard mode: No Red Faction.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:16 PM
No.713429924
>>713429845
Stop posting
Mgs4 was a masterpiece
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:21 PM
No.713429928
>>713429872
seethe you lost already falseflagging retard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:38 PM
No.713429942
>>713430031
>>713429851
>popular
Using this shit again to decide an award where all the voting power is on ~300 journalists. The fuck do journos care about what is popular
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:40 PM
No.713429947
>>713430020
>>713429610
Unleas Metroid Prime 4, Ghost of Yotei, or Silent Hill come out and shatter everyone's expectations I highly doubt anything is overtaking E33. Would have won GOTY basically any of the last 5 years except maybe against Elden Ring.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:41 PM
No.713429948
>>713429824
Bro is so rattled he canβt even type properly KEK
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:51:56 PM
No.713429967
>>713430059
>>713429786
>Death Stranding 2 is the first 5 out of 5 I've given since Red Dead Redemption 2 in 2018.
It's over, E33 sisters...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:04 PM
No.713429973
>>713430004
>>713428492
>Death Stranding
>game
Anon...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:10 PM
No.713429981
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:10 PM
No.713429982
>>713430061
>>713429873
DK won't be in the running, it'll have "best family game stolen by Mario Kart as well.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:25 PM
No.713429995
>>713429885
>the direct did so well
>the chat went from "drop the price" to "raise the price"
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:28 PM
No.713429998
>When I need to falseflag as a tendie in order to make Kojima fans seethe about Nintendo
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:40 PM
No.713430004
>>713430770
>>713429973
A walking simulator is still a game, anon
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:40 PM
No.713430005
>>713429845
>and we all know how trash that game is
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:58 PM
No.713430020
>>713429947
E33 loses to Astro everytime. Metacritic is almost always the best indicator for what wins. E33 only beats It Takes Two
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:58 PM
No.713430021
>>713430242
>>713429887
I won't do it amerilard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:52:58 PM
No.713430025
>>713429669
Theyβre still young devs theyβll have plenty of opportunities in the future.
Let the old man win the award heβs been working for for 30 years. He wonβt get his next chance for another decade.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:02 PM
No.713430028
>>713429873
>Monkey game winning anything but a family choice pity award
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:10 PM
No.713430031
>>713430284
>>713430890
>>713429942
Because even 300 journalists didnβt give a fuck about some difficulty based indie game like Celeste when E33 clearly has made far more of an impact among both audiences and the media. Comparing those two is retarded.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:10 PM
No.713430034
Is the intro song out yet?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:15 PM
No.713430042
>>713430212
>>713428154
>this is the best video game in history
>1/10
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:18 PM
No.713430046
>>713430123
>>713430464
>>713429894
>I trust Gamespot more
This is the reviewer you goddamn fucking retard
>>713427384
>Questionable tropes around women
imagine trusting this guy LMAO
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:23 PM
No.713430054
>>713429197
Bretty gud. I've got a backlog of nice games and am gonna upgrade my GPU and from 1080p to 1440p sometime this year. I've scrubbed my mind of FOMO
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:26 PM
No.713430059
>>713430425
>>713429967
RDR2 didn't win GOTY ether
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:27 PM
No.713430061
>>713430225
>>713430272
>>713429982
It's a Nintendo EPD game anon. They don't score less than a 93 and everyone is riding it's dick after last weeks direct.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:35 PM
No.713430071
>>713430543
I hate DS because it reminds me of modern art, its just pretentious garbage and most of the time people think the less they understand it the more artistic it is. I hate Kojima because hes waaay too full of himself Ive never seen someone with an ego like his, theres a ton of other game directos way more talented than him even indie devs that manage to bring something better to the table with half his ego and without that Japanese stupidity and cringe concept of ``cool``
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:39 PM
No.713430073
>>713427534
>Kojima sold out his artistic vision to appeal to the American's that couldn't understand the first game
Very sad to see
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:53:51 PM
No.713430085
>>713429915
good thing they didn't then buzzwords retard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:54:37 PM
No.713430123
>>713430046
alright I take it back
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:54:45 PM
No.713430128
>>713429551
Phoning it in. Help this hopes another anon
>>713429921
Minecraft
Terraria
Hulk ultimate destruction
Thousands of other indie games that I don't know or care about because I never gave a single shit about that boring gimmick
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:11 PM
No.713430149
>>713427243 (OP)
Who are the faggots that are playing these "games"?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:14 PM
No.713430152
>>713427243 (OP)
Kojimbles has done it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:23 PM
No.713430163
>>713428785
expedition 33 is a reddit/4chan game, normies did not play that shit, you really believe a dumb negro from the projects played it? DS2 is being pushed by Playstation, on marketing alone it will be visible in every retail store. Online, aswell
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:38 PM
No.713430170
>>713430234
>>713427243 (OP)
so 71 without the Kojima bonus. grim
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:41 PM
No.713430172
>>713429610
You said this same thing about black myth shill lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:55:43 PM
No.713430173
>>713430367
>>713430148
>Couldn't name 5
You lost. DK won.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:08 PM
No.713430206
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:15 PM
No.713430212
>>713430042
So it's just /v/
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:16 PM
No.713430215
>>713430285
>>713427243 (OP)
Kojimbo I kneel
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:24 PM
No.713430225
>>713430061
It's not like the other EPD games because it's aping other popular tropes. It has talents and equipment, it's the generic AAA formula but aimed towards kids. It's Ghost of Yotei for kids, journos aren't going to prefer it to the female protagonist DEI game I'd rather play DK than GoY though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:25 PM
No.713430228
>pretend you won
Nice of Kojima to give E33 and Nintendo advice after the next game awards already
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:25 PM
No.713430229
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:33 PM
No.713430234
>>713430274
>>713430170
Death Stranding 1 got an 82 on metacritic and it was amazing
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:38 PM
No.713430242
>>713430021
Typical brown cope, keep seething from your mud hut.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:39 PM
No.713430245
>>713429121
What's the ps5 product cycle lifespan at this point? Still worth getting one?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:43 PM
No.713430248
>SAVES GAMING
>SAVES /V/
>DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH
How can one man be so based?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:56:44 PM
No.713430250
>>713427931
i think i've seen a Puyo game do this a long time ago
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:05 PM
No.713430263
>>713428535
>Press Triangle (DELTA) to pretend you won
He's dun it again!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:12 PM
No.713430265
>>713430105
Kojima-sama wonβt like this oneβ¦
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:18 PM
No.713430271
>>713430494
>>713430724
>>713429695
I don't know why it needs to be a competition, nor why you are comparing a masterpiece (E33) with hollywood wank fart huffing hackjob walking simulator. I really enjoyed E33 but I don't care if they don't win GOTY, I will still buy their next game. On the other hand, I need DS2 to fail because the world must know Kojimbo is a hack.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:19 PM
No.713430272
>>713430061
man, that direct blew everyone away
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:22 PM
No.713430274
>>713430234
>it was amazing
Why are you so faggy?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:32 PM
No.713430284
>>713430380
>>713430031
Except the comparison is apt when something like DK reviews higher and wins GOTY. Its all hypotheticals but a 93 feels pretty low for a GOTY winner and DK is a follow up to Mario Odyssey which did 97.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:57:33 PM
No.713430285
>>713430392
>>713430453
>>713430215
This worries me
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:58:10 PM
No.713430323
>>713430414
>>713430416
>DS2 gets widespread critical praise
>just like last time won't be able to discuss the game at launch because it being a timed exclusive invites seething from all manner of poors
Same as it ever was.
>>713430105
That reminds me, what happened to that Overdose game Kojima was making? We've heard nothing about it since it was announced.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:58:41 PM
No.713430354
Don't worry snoys will not buy this because they only play fortnite and cod
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:58:45 PM
No.713430362
>>713430686
>>713429851
What? Celeste is commonly referred to as the greatest 2D platformer of all time.
To say it's not even *1%* as popular is disingenuous, and to call others retarded is just ironic.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:58:58 PM
No.713430367
>>713430450
>>713430173
Why the fuck would I name games that focus on an overused gimmick that I fucking hate?
Can you name 5 gacha games without googling right fucking now? if you can't then that means that there's barely any gacha games out there. That's how retarded you sound
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:59:10 PM
No.713430380
>>713430443
>>713430284
mario gets a big bonus like zelda does just for the ip. dk doesn't have such a luxury, it's down near metroid. bonanza will be a high 80/low 90 game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:59:28 PM
No.713430392
>>713430285
it got a "press triangle to win" button
he got to finish the game, so the story must be out of this world
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:59:52 PM
No.713430413
>>713428891
Idk what's more retarded:
The spammer you speak of
Or
You being convinced by the context kojima fed. It's still just a glorified cutscene skip; just bc Kojombo gave a meta explanation for it doesn't change what it is. Just bc it lets me suspend my disbelief doesn't make it more immersive. The big texts boxes also mess that up a bit.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:59:52 PM
No.713430414
>>713430323
>he thinks I'm not playing the omega male pregnancy simulator because I'm poor
lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:59:55 PM
No.713430416
>>713430323
I want sony to region lock the steam release so they keep the seething forever
fuck thirdies
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:04 PM
No.713430425
>>713430476
>>713430059
Because RDR2 is overrated for simply being a Rockstar game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:26 PM
No.713430443
>>713430512
>>713430380
>near Metroid
>Prime 1 did 97
Just like Prime 1, Bonanza is a massive departure from not only a usual DK game but the destruction element is very rare in games.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:28 PM
No.713430446
>>713430329
Xbox is bankrolling the project so Sony told Kojima to not mention it untill all the Press for Death Stranding 2 finishes
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:38 PM
No.713430450
>>713430497
>>713430367
>Muh gacha
Stop changing the goalposts, you claimed destruction was overused yet the only games you could name are all over 10 fucking years old. By definition it's not overused you retarded faggot. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:40 PM
No.713430453
>>713430712
>>713430285
I'm getting flash backs to the journalists that hated Dark Souls 1 giving Dark Souls 2 a high review score after they realized the first game was popular.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:52 PM
No.713430461
>>713429786
>gave RDR2 a 5/5
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:00:55 PM
No.713430464
>>713430046
Japanese devs know that if you make enticing sex objects no one cares how vapid they make their games.
Tlou2 an actual masterpiece is hated by v because of a roided chick and a dyke
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:04 PM
No.713430472
>>713429821
>>713429790
>>713429757
>>713429653
>>713429191
>>713428973
Autists will NEVER understand how funny this arbitrated feature is
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:11 PM
No.713430476
>>713430425
Still gets brought and set a benchmark for games today. GoW 2018 has been forgotten
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:30 PM
No.713430494
>>713430271
>masterpiece (E33)
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:35 PM
No.713430497
>>713430450
>can't name 5 gacha games
You lost
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:39 PM
No.713430503
>>713430329
>OD is supposed to be an Xbox-exclusive
Maybe itβs been cancelled.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:01:49 PM
No.713430512
>>713430575
>>713430443
>has to go back 30 years to find an example
>prime actually was new and innovative
unreal levels of coping
>Death Stranding 2 thread
>Mostly E33 fans and Nintendies yelling at each other
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:22 PM
No.713430540
>>713430630
>>713430514
Tendies are mentally insane. Shouldnβt they be played switch 2?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:25 PM
No.713430543
>>713430632
>>713432170
>>713430071
>its just pretentious garbage
Video games are supposed to be fun to play and instead this gay industry plant got grifted into becoming a deity for midwits who think video games are supposed to be some kind of art. Then they can pretend they are smarter and more sophisticated than the other retards on their level because their gay and retarded game is supposedly deep while for anyone sane it sounds like a cocaine fueled fever dream. 80s style vidya crash can't come soon enough.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:29 PM
No.713430548
>>713430605
>>713430618
I never died in DS1 was it considered hard?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:56 PM
No.713430575
>>713430928
>>713430512
Name 1 thing innovative about Prime 1. Its the same formula, in a 3D space. Its the natural evolution of something, very iterative.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:02:57 PM
No.713430578
>>713430630
>>713430514
Tendies are a blight
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:02 PM
No.713430583
>>713430630
>>713430514
made me laugh, thank you anon
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:23 PM
No.713430605
>>713430548
I bet journalist play these games on easy difficulty
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:32 PM
No.713430618
>>713430548
it's hard but not in a you died kind of way
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:36 PM
No.713430625
>>713430757
>>713430847
>>713428128
>Gamespot
>This obsession with honoring past legacy also carries the baggage of some of the series' worst tropes, particularly around the portrayal of women, which the first game was also guilty of. While I can't speak with authority about some of the sequel's plotlines, including one involving a phenomenon around childbirth, some scenes caused an exhausting dΓ©jΓ vu; there's an unskippable photography minigame featuring three women posing in front of the camera, as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.
KOJIMA BASED BASED BASED
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:40 PM
No.713430630
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:40 PM
No.713430632
>>713430721
>>713430543
Shut up boomer.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:43 PM
No.713430634
>>713430720
>>713430514
I guess you can say nintendies pretended they won.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:03:47 PM
No.713430641
LA CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:04:32 PM
No.713430686
>>713430362
Normie audiences donβt play 2D platformers, sorry if this is a shock.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:04:37 PM
No.713430694
>>713430329
OD is just a side project and Xbox even forced Kojima to cast a tranny for it. Who cares about it. lol
Physint will be Kojima's next big game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:04:39 PM
No.713430695
>if Macron wins
[PRETEND YOU WON]
>if kojimbo wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs_82VxUHE
Fully geared up for TGA threads already.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:04:58 PM
No.713430712
>>713430453
This. Same thing happened to Dragon's Dogma 2.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:03 PM
No.713430720
>>713430772
>>713430634
ds2 will not win even at kojima boyfriend faggot show
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:03 PM
No.713430721
>>713430883
>>713430632
Zoomalian mad because it knows it's retarded but wants to pretend it's intelligent and sentient.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:04 PM
No.713430724
>>713430271
>masterpiece (E33)
recency bias is real after all
Seems like another year without a GOTY on a nintendo console.
What are the odds Bananza, MP4, or Pokemon ZA can change that?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:32 PM
No.713430757
>>713430625
>as well as a central character who often takes her shoes off as crew members make a running commentary about this habit.
SOLD
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:43 PM
No.713430770
>>713430004
Then you'll be grading it on the story and presentation than the gameplay. Unless you somehow think you can grade how fun walking forward to trigger the next cutscene is.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:05:43 PM
No.713430772
>>713430720
We'll see about that
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:06:20 PM
No.713430809
>>713430893
Wait, why is metacritic reviewing a movie and not rotten tomatoes?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:06:48 PM
No.713430840
>>713430739
>DK
Low
>MP4
Good
>pokemon
Lol
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:06:53 PM
No.713430847
>>713430921
>>713430974
>>713430625
>Woman likes to take off shoes
>KOJIMA HATES WOMEN!!!!!!!
God I fucking hate these woke creatures so fucking much.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:07:09 PM
No.713430856
The funny part is that the button will never be pressed by streamers who are too tryhard to attempt to do it live, meanwhile I better the journalists skipped some boss scenes but feel so embarassed that they gave the game a better score just for that
It tackles the person's value systems, an illusion of choice that nobody will ever take.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:07:34 PM
No.713430881
How's the multiplayer
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:07:37 PM
No.713430883
>>713430969
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:07:49 PM
No.713430890
>>713430031
>when E33 clearly has made far more of an impact among both audiences and the media.
Outside specific online circles nobody gives a fuck about it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:07:50 PM
No.713430893
>>713432618
>>713430809
Good attempt. You'll get it right next time.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:08:22 PM
No.713430921
>>713430847
ummm dont objectify them and you won't have a problem buddy. You need to become a better man
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:08:24 PM
No.713430925
>>713431143
Return to form for Kojima?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:08:25 PM
No.713430928
>>713430575
>Its the same formula, in a 3D space
that's it, it was a 3d metroidvania. those are STILL rare.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:08:28 PM
No.713430930
>>713430739
>Seems like another year without a GOTY on a nintendo console.
oh nooo
I'm sure they are so concerned now while they are counting the money
>>713430739
DK Bananza is going to get higher reviewed. It's not wishful thinking or wanting it to. It's just paying attention to hype it got after the direct and the Mario Odyssey team making it.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:09:03 PM
No.713430965
>>713427384
>>713427461
>Leftist scumbag reviewer with danger hair
>DS2 HAS QUESTIONABLE TROPES ABOUT WHAMEN
Every fucking time.
He is probably offended because one of the characters is pregnant and straight.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:09:04 PM
No.713430969
>>713431245
>>713430883
What's ironic about it? Go on, tell the class.
>>713430847
>dress up a woman in a whore outfit
>"it is for a good reason, you will be ashamed of your words and deeds when it is revealed in-game"
>everyone indeed feels second-hand embarrassment for kojima after playing mgs5
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:09:40 PM
No.713430996
>>713431054
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:10:32 PM
No.713431034
>>713428154
>best game of the year
>1/10
lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:10:33 PM
No.713431035
>>713431128
>>713431184
>>713430931
dude they turned it into an action rpg lmao, it's not going to get mario numbers.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:10:47 PM
No.713431050
>>713427426
>It streamlines the experience
Oh so it's fucking dogshit, coolcoolcool. Because when I played Death Stranding, the best part about it was how easy it was and how forgiving it was for mistakes
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:10:49 PM
No.713431054
>>713431402
>>713430996
it is a kojima game, of course its a movie
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:10:51 PM
No.713431058
>>713431150
>>713431519
>>713427243 (OP)
HOW?? I THOUGHT KOJIMA IS A HACK, WTF IS GOING ON DID /V/ LIE TO ME?? THERE'S NO WAY!!!
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:11:07 PM
No.713431073
>DOOD WHAT IF I MAKE MGS2 AGAIN BUT 20 YEARS LATER??? NO ONE WILL NOTICE, RIGHT?
Can this hack do anything original?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:11:20 PM
No.713431094
>>713431193
>>713430931
Tendie bonus is a must.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:11:25 PM
No.713431103
>>713431181
>>713430974
cosplay is a good reason
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:11:54 PM
No.713431128
>>713431442
>>713431035
>it's not going to get mario numbers.
Screenshotted,
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:16 PM
No.713431143
>>713430925
But which form is he returning to? MGS2? Or MGS4?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:21 PM
No.713431150
>>713431058
>best since MGS3
Not a high bar, when its PW, MGS4, and MGS5 plus DS1
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:28 PM
No.713431160
>>713427426
>KEEP ON KEEPING ON
This is the way.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:40 PM
No.713431170
>>713431306
>>713431385
you don't have to carry around that creepy ass baby in this one right?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:48 PM
No.713431181
>>713432127
>>713431103
literally any other mgs woman is better than quiet
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:49 PM
No.713431182
>>713430974
>everyone indeed feels second-hand embarrassment for kojima after playing mgs5
Faggots like you maybe
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:12:51 PM
No.713431184
>>713431035
This seems delusional
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:13:04 PM
No.713431193
>>713431094
>muh bonus
desperation
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:13:56 PM
No.713431245
>>713431369
>>713430969
It is self evident.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:14:16 PM
No.713431265
>>713431340
>have to wait all the way until 11 PM tonight to play
>kiwiniggers already playing
It's not fair...
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:14:20 PM
No.713431272
>>713429407
This is was no different than your average Assassins Creed slop. I was shocked while playing it that it was rated so high
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:14:50 PM
No.713431298
>>713430329
Kojima took phil's cash to make DS2
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:15:03 PM
No.713431306
>>713431170
Itβs a cute baby now not a fetus.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:15:36 PM
No.713431340
>>713431265
Yep, just under 15 more hours to go...
>>713427243 (OP)
Ludvig is the composer btw.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:16:08 PM
No.713431369
>>713431563
>>713431245
>non reply
I accept your concession zoomie turd worlder.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:16:37 PM
No.713431385
>>713431170
It's not like the faggot you play as in the game looks any less gross.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:16:41 PM
No.713431387
>>713431453
>>713431493
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:16:59 PM
No.713431402
>>713431545
>>713431054
What? MGS5 is probably the gamiest game Kojima has ever made, other than maybe Boktai.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:12 PM
No.713431421
>>713431351
I think people playing the preview a few weeks ago also had a "damn this is insane" moment.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:21 PM
No.713431431
Now I don't know if I wanna get spoiled or just wait for the pc realese
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:38 PM
No.713431442
>>713431517
>>713431128
"a donkey kong game isn't going to get a 97" isn't some outrageous claim.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:48 PM
No.713431452
>>713427931
>imaginary victories
Kojima just threw some shade at Sony
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:17:50 PM
No.713431453
>>713427243 (OP)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Do you read this E33 baguettes??.... it's over, we lost
>>713431351
Ludvig Forssell seriously doesn't get enough props for his work.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:18:34 PM
No.713431493
>>713433861
>>713431387
More games need this shit. I'm sick of brown zoomers complaining that MUH COMBAT is too hard.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:18:39 PM
No.713431496
>>713431561
I don't like how The Game Awards has made people emotionally invested in what gaming journalists think
>>713430148
>Hulk ultimate destruction
How many people comparing Bananza to this have played it? It's not entirely off base but only a handful of specific parts of the environment are destructible in either of Ultimate Destruction's maps, it's not really comparable to the other two you listed or Bananza in this regard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:19:01 PM
No.713431517
>>713431681
>>713431442
If this was Retro, I'd agree that another 2D DK game wouldn't be doing huge numbers. Except its spun off from the Odyssey team and substantially a fresh take for the IP.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:19:05 PM
No.713431519
>>713431058
>>713431351
>>713431463
You have (4) hours to get off of /v/ before the third act gets posted
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:19:28 PM
No.713431538
>>713431479
I 100% agree, he's such an incredible composer, his DS1 OST is a masterpiece.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:19:35 PM
No.713431542
>>713432210
>>713432634
>>713430739
>Pokemon
>Winning ANY awards AT ALL
ha
haha
hahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahah
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:19:38 PM
No.713431545
>>713431402
Kojima didn't make Boktai
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:20:02 PM
No.713431561
>>713432170
>>713430148
>>713431496
Hulk devs went on to make Prototype which also isn't fully destructible.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:20:08 PM
No.713431563
>>713431369
The more you post the more you keep embarrassing yourself. Keep digging that hole deeper, sweaty.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:20:30 PM
No.713431595
>>713431665
>>713431479
I loved his MGSV ost even though everyone shat on it for being different from the rest of the series. DS1 confirmed that he's genuinely talented.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:21:57 PM
No.713431665
>>713431765
>>713432165
>>713431595
>>713431479
i dont remember a single piece of music from death stranding outside the licensed tracks
can you share which tracks of death stranding were great?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:22:29 PM
No.713431681
>>713431763
>>713431517
that fresh take for the ip is copying other popular game, that's the difference. there weren't many other games like odyssey because it was a 3d platformer and those are rare as fuck. bonanza is adding skill trees and equipment with stats, anon. they are copying all the popular action rpgs and shoehorning it in but the points of interest are just replaced with bananas.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:24:05 PM
No.713431759
>>713431463
>>713431614
It's over, E33 sissies.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:24:10 PM
No.713431762
>>713431789
I've never understood why people suck off Kojima so much, especially on /v/, his primary contribution to the medium is basically inventing the movie game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:24:10 PM
No.713431763
>>713432130
>>713431681
>3D platformers are rare
Come on now, they put out a ton of indie ones regularly. Big studio, mascot 3D platformers are rare. Which means just like Astro and Odyssey, DK is slated to review extremely favorably
>all the POIs are bananas
and Odyssey didn't have power moons in the same way? 900 moons, where some where just "ground pound this spot".
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:24:11 PM
No.713431765
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:24:53 PM
No.713431789
>>713431841
>>713431762
All MGS games are great tho
>>713427243 (OP)
E33 sisters... our response?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:25:51 PM
No.713431841
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:26:08 PM
No.713431852
>>713432184
>>713431614
>He didn't watch The Irishman
>>713431836
Kojima deserves the award way more than some French cucks. He spent 35 years making kino
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:29:16 PM
No.713431980
>>713432717
>>713431914
Yep, let's not give a pity price to some smelly baguettes because they came up with a le drama story for once, Kojima has been creating games almost as long as Capcom (they just had their 42 year anniversary) Kojima is an absolute LEGEND in this industry
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:30:39 PM
No.713432041
>>713432059
>>713431836>>713431614
>>713431463
are you posting your own tweet or what? Why is this guy opinion so important to you?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:30:56 PM
No.713432052
>>713432717
>>713431914
Kojima has been entertaining us for for decades and was treated very unfairly by Konami. He really deserves GOTY for those reasons alone.
The E33 developers are young and therefore have a lot of time to make another good game.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:31:01 PM
No.713432059
>>713432041
Because it makes you seethe
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:31:15 PM
No.713432079
>>713432442
I bet Norman Reedus dies halfway into the game and you play as Tomorrow
>TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS
>people think she is Lou
>its actually referencing the game controller and Tomorrow being playable
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:31:18 PM
No.713432081
>>713431351
I doubt it'd top Deltarune Chapter 4's climax.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:32:14 PM
No.713432127
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:32:15 PM
No.713432130
>>713431763
>, they put out a ton of indie ones regularly. Big studio, mascot 3D platformers are rare.
yeah that's what i mean, there's barely any aaa platformers with that level of polish. games like pseudoregalia are great but it's a different beast.
> Odyssey didn't have power moons in the same way? 900 moons, where some where just "ground pound this spot".
the difference is odyssey didn't have skill trees and equipment with stats like 9 out of 10 modern games do. dk is legitimately "donk of war" both with the theming and some of the gameplay elements, i think the comparison to other games using action rpg systems will drag it down. the loot won't be as compelling as other games that are more focused on loot and the skill trees will be basic and boring. the platforming won't live up to odyssey when everything has to be destructible, and the exploration won't be as good as botw/totk even with the glider they added. dk is trying too hard to do too many things, the odds of it not pulling it off and being compared unfavorably to games that did are high.
remember that this is a spinoff team from the odyssey devs, not the main team. this is a b team game, a b team game isn't going to hit those same highs imo.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:32:37 PM
No.713432152
>>713431351
Asshole critics say this shit and they're the only ones who don't get spoilers, fuck 'em. Freaking nepobabies
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:32:42 PM
No.713432165
>>713431665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNp9XB3y62A
I love A Final Waltz even though Ludvig says it's the most 'traditional' of the pieces he made for Death Stranding.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:32:44 PM
No.713432170
>>713430543
>>713431561
Fumito ueda is like Kojima if he actually made real video game art.
He seldom speaks, the gameplay is the art, as well as the experience, and the games are fun and compelling without being forced. THAT is video games as art. The gameplay and fun are core to it, and ueda's team always perfectly weaves it into something you actually play. Kojima games dont connect plsy to the overall experience well enough for it to maximize gaming's potential as an art form; and again, that can only be realized if the game has gameplay at its core: sometimes his games do, bit they disconnect other parts from the gameplay, lestening the impact.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:33:03 PM
No.713432184
>>713431852
Irishman? More like the Sandman, as it kept putting me to sleep.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:33:30 PM
No.713432210
>>713431542
Legend got a nomination retard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:34:21 PM
No.713432263
>>713431836
I dislike Kojima but I want DS2 to win to put the uppity E33 slurpers in their place.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:34:44 PM
No.713432285
>>713432757
>>713433772
>slowly go through thread looking at every posted review
>none mention any specific gameplay elements
>none mention any specific story elements
>none mention any specific music elements
>none mention any specific character elements
>none mention any specific design elements
so it's a 9/10....... because it just is? even for modern reviewers and a kojumbo game this seems lazy.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:35:34 PM
No.713432338
why can't you like E33 and this? Why is it always a competition with you jobless NEETs?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:36:36 PM
No.713432384
>>713432353
nobody here brought e33
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:36:44 PM
No.713432389
>>713432465
>>713432514
>>713432353
Don't be so serious
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:37:44 PM
No.713432442
>>713432079
Nah, Not-Solid Snake kills Sam halfway through the game and we're forced to play as him for the rest.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:37:58 PM
No.713432450
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:38:11 PM
No.713432465
>>713432754
>>713432389
It's not about being serious it's about every thread being forced with this autism.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:39:10 PM
No.713432514
>>713432595
>>713432389
No matter how bad this place gets, I'll keep coming.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:40:31 PM
No.713432595
>>713432514
agreed, this place rattles my Bones sometimes
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:40:35 PM
No.713432598
>>713432353
its redditbirthers trynig to turn good game fans aganst eachother
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:41:00 PM
No.713432618
>>713430893
>ps5 finally has a game
>it's a movie
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:41:20 PM
No.713432634
>>713431542
it won several times in japan
>but muh tga
the dorito awards are not the only prizes in the world retard
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:41:42 PM
No.713432652
>>713432353
Because my team needs to win
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:43:04 PM
No.713432717
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:43:49 PM
No.713432754
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:43:50 PM
No.713432757
>>713432285
the blurbs always suck for every game. Try out like the IGN video review or wait for your favorite guy to post what he thought
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:43:55 PM
No.713432759
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>I will pretend it's good
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:45:01 PM
No.713432825
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:45:06 PM
No.713432829
>>713432910
>>713433253
Any predictions on what he thinks about it?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:46:25 PM
No.713432910
>>713432829
Didn't he like the first game?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:46:46 PM
No.713432932
>>713427931
BASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:47:16 PM
No.713432965
>>713427243 (OP)
pretended to win*
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:49:53 PM
No.713433098
>>713428528
>zoomers finding out what it is like to be 25+
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:51:27 PM
No.713433157
>>713427721
stick to subway surfers
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:53:15 PM
No.713433253
>>713432829
>work under a specific moniker for 30 years
>never once negotiate during to that time to keep the moniker if you ever go separate ways
people still care what this retard thinks? last I saw his channel was on a steady decline since he's now trying to do the exact same shit but under whatever terrible new name that nobody associates with him.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:53:18 PM
No.713433261
>>713427931
LA CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:54:12 PM
No.713433315
>>713427931
He should have phrased it as "pretend you didn't lose and try again" and journalists wouldn't have felt patronized
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:55:33 PM
No.713433365
>>713433457
>>713428238
>we buffed the floating cart and made even more powerful options than the zipline and catapult
I can already see it
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:57:19 PM
No.713433457
>>713433365
I think you start the game with vehicles, which took 10 hours in the first game
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:57:35 PM
No.713433471
>>713428631
I think you forget that popular vote means jackshit for those awards
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:57:37 PM
No.713433473
The more pressing question is: what to do with people who just keep piling up stuff and doesn't rearrange their cargo? What do they deserve?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 3:58:10 PM
No.713433496
>>713428238
>Questionable tropes around women
This is the only positive, everything else is a negative
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:00:00 PM
No.713433597
>>713428785
KCD2 easily rapes E33 in both story and soundtrack
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:00:08 PM
No.713433605
>>713429068
>the game is irrelevant when convinient
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:03:03 PM
No.713433772
>>713432285
don't worry, multiple of them mentioned how it was easier now, so if you disliked the first game for being too hard, you are in better hands now
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:03:08 PM
No.713433783
>>713430931
Its not the odyssey team, its a spin off of it with a few members working on it. The brunt of the odyssey team is on the next 3d Mario
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:04:48 PM
No.713433861
>>713431493
you mean shitskin millenials?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:06:01 PM
No.713433926
>>713432353
E33 hate japan and want to turn yurop into niggerinfested hellhole thats why