>>719788295
>>719788359
>>719788428
>>719788496
>>719788576
>>719788632
>>719788710
>>719789186

>>719660330
>My legion GO works better out of the box than a switch 2 does. Has better hardware, can emulate switch 1 games with little to no tinkering (lol).

>>719192151
>He's so mad he is projecting again

>>719156762
its well known poor people feel the need to lie and brag about their spending. No one cares, especially people with money
if youre buying a PS gaming toy, you arent old enough to have money for all of that, you tried to hard.
and in the off chance its true, thats even more pathetic. Not only proving you are a retard but also a kid who still lives at home wasting money on toys.

dialate, snoychild

>>718980396
Sony:

>>718965416
>Tendies laughing at retards paying for fake emulators
>"lol tendies are mad"
every time

Sakurai is a genius

>>718891184
You guys are literally uppity niggers trying to find any possible way to get offended at anything so you can keep bitching 24/7.
It's a remake/remaster? I don't buy it.
The protagonist is not white or is a woman? I don't buy it.
The character creator asks for my pronouns? I refund it saying it crashes on my computer so valve automatically refunds it no questions asked.
The game is published or developped by square enix, capcom, konami, ubisoft, EA, actiblizzard, anything related to microsoft? I don't buy it.
The dev team is confirmed to be full of trannies or tranny lovers like Selaco, Ultrakill, Celeste, Dragon age, etc etc? I don't buy it.
Stop making shit threads about fake outrage and talk about real games that are coming up like Daimon blades or Hell let loose vietnam which will be the actual real battlefield 6.
Fuck this remake, fuck this thread, fuck Kojima the biggest hack ever seen in the industry together with Miyamoto and above fuck you.

>being a cuck is a skill he’s proud of
lmao

>>513729100
>Canada cucked
>again

meanwhile, on the Snoy side of things.

>Metzen is lead writer
OH, GOD.

no nieźle sobie randkujecie, będą z tego dzieci

>>717902775
>Everyone
americans
hating things you suck at is a US problem, as is not being able to deal with failure or learn from mistakes.

thats why its always americans who gloat about their accomplishments, or just lie about them

thats why its always americans who rage at games

thats why its never americans making wise statements from the rumination following loss

just pretend you won by summoning.

>3823912
>any point I made
404 Not Found

>>717723328
>All that wall of text just to say this

>>717699508
huh?

>>103238283
>Pajeet STILL seething

>>717470582
Huh?

>>717305405
E33fags are the new certified schizos

>>716340170
>Norman Reedus carrying all your groceries and newly bought clothes on his big strong hands and back
>Norman Reedus fighting all the gypsies to keep your new stuff safe
>Norman Reedus washing his dirty body, strugglemarks all over his abs and back
>Norman Peedus peeing on you in the shower (seriously theres a camera angle for this where hes basically pissing on you)
>Norman Reedus always helping people out, for nothing in return, he just wants to save his sister that he has no sexual connection to at all
>Norman Reedus taking care of the baby thats not his, like he is the father

The game is literally made for women

Will I like Death Stranding 1 if I haven't played any of the MGS games? I don't like anything Bethesda if that helps narrow it down

>>532204532
>S+ Wit D Stam

>>715904253
>t.

>>715830630
>mom look im an ebin edgy contrarian
neck yourself asap

>>212840959
Don't worry gunn, maybe you can adapt an anime or something next. (When you need a break from being a boy fucker)

>>715718047
>https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1945677652288757760/vid/avc1/1280x682/EpXHNWnsMMIml1W7.mp4
Holy shit. This ad reeks of pic related.

>>715661813
>sony won

>>715651431
lmao

>>715530987
>Snoy is coping so hard he literally made up an impossible threshold (99) to pretend that he'll win

Watched that balding bastards video
Azeroth giving free will to the old gods sounds pretty poggers

>>715329145
It sorta does, but for the wrong gameplay

>>715280341
>retarded soience enjoyer teen happily discredits all world religions while believing wholesale everything parroted to him by soience magazines

At least there's always the last resort.

>>715159192
Cope and seethe, faggot

>1.3M
So is that good or bad?
All I know is it's 1.3M too many sales

>>715133947
>sony cultist unironically match this image perfectly
>>715133825
hes 110% going to hell for the things hes said, done, and the evil things he has saved on his computer

>>715093905
every day I thank kojima for releasing the perfect menu to encapsulate snoys

What's the point of graphics if the game"play" is like this?

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>>714984746
>sony always wins in the end

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

ITT: riveting gameplay

Post Kojima-san gameplay mechanics

>>530431502
>late start on front runner

>>212480626
He did, while at the same time blaming everyone else for the movie's shortcomings as if he didn't base the movie on his equally mediocre Tom Clancy-lite book.

ITT: riveting gameplay

ITT: post riveting game mechanics

>unskippable cutscene
>skippable boss fight
What did Kojima mean by this? Should he just make movies instead?

>>714691273
Typical snoy.

>>714519296
>

ITT: real, unbelievably riveting, and engaging gameplay

I strongly implore you to watch a playthrough on youtube.

>>714386713
>Death Stranding 2
>"Playing"

>>714358000
Whatever, you seething E33 tranny

>>714336819
>Unskippable cutscene
>Skippable gameplay
No, he makes movies

just 3 years left

You're right this is no walking simulator. It's a don't even engage with the gameplay simulator.

Game?

>>714228251
>HAHA TAKE LE CLOWN BADGE >:)
>*Hides it*
>NOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT I MEAN THAT ACTUALLY MEANS YOU CARE HAHA I WON! >:)

ITT:

>>714200176
>as I've said american companies will just eat the fines
And i told you why they dont
Just fuck off and stop wasting my time with your nonsense repeating arguments

JPkek every time

/v/ defends this.

Just pretend it didn't flop

Also unironic actual gameplay

>>714125260
>rightfully scrapped and never used by anyone before the Sh*tsney buyout
Kill yourself indeed, faggot.

>>714063120
>no argument, buzzwords only
I wholeheartedly accept your concession, you dumb nigger.

>>714026458
>>714026628
>>714026675
>t.

>>713996541
Yeah...

>>1830095
>Tickets
0 & 0.
>New Girl
Never. Waiting for Suisui.

>DJALEXEY
>Blocker/Attacker.
>Skills? Losing.

Is gameplay going to be completely optional from now on?

>>713951893
>Concession accepted

>>713944517
I accept your concession.

>>713895619
>le xitter one-word auto-win non-argument

>>212046919
Poor (known pedophile) james gunn.

>Black Knight
>Drunk Snakes

>>713782261
>I accept your concession.
the pretend you won of 4channel posts

>>713776906
>>713776961
I wish Kojima would add a "Pretend to walk" button in DS3 so I can go straight to the next cutscene. This looks really boring.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713729986
There is only one image needed for the TGAs

>>713710847
Here you go OP, A for effort!

>>713712375
You can always just pretend

June 2025

>>713702430
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)

>>713670740
>>713670841
>>713671014
>>713684121
FPS game that's 99% action with a 5 minute intro:
>GOOFY BORING AHH OLDFAG GAME!!
35 hours of running around in an empty world, 10 hours of cutscenes, 5 hours of generic third person shooter combat:
>FUCK YEAH KOJIMA IS THE GOAT SO MUCH FRICKING KINO AMIRITE BROS

>>713643246
Fpbp
>>713643506
>le xitter insta-win non-argument
Picrel
>>713644732
Dumbfuck

>>713606675
>Has the best thing a game journalist would ask for: Picrel
>Get good scores.
It's not a mystery.

>>713614074
Good try, remedy, but no money for you.

I won.

>>713601160
Shh, let the Tendies have this "win", just this once.

>>149148736
>>149148690

>>713586210
b-but 4chinz contrarians say 8 is the best... ff8 won...

>>149147432
>Aang didn't defeat Ozai
>He literally did though

.

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Nintendo fans rn

>>713539416
>muh sales
Pottery. Now show me the steam chart, slut.

>>713537242
>le xitter instawin buzzword phrase

I pretend to apologize

You can always pretend to play it on PC

>>508578613
I guess they took notes from Kojima.

Kojima xisters what is our cope?

>>713523852
>Can't answer the question at all
I accept your concession.

>>713521903
>xitter auto-win buzzword

>>713511529
Keep pretending

>>713502871
thank you kojima for creating a menu that is a perfect encapsulation of the snoy mental state

>>936186313
>>936187574
>>936187717
>>936187974

>>713477957
>t.

>>713480450
they will still give you a option to pretend to win every time. its shit.

>>713461343
>actually setting new sales records is bad!

>>713465367
Okay zoomie. Now tell me what a slayer you are because you have fucked your hand thousands of times.

It’s over

How would you guys feel if Toby added this to the Knight fight?

>>713459728
>I accept your concession

>>713459596
I wholeheartedly accept your concession then.

Im going to get so much use out of this new meem

Can't wait to play DS2 on PC.

Man I get to use this so fast

OH NO NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>>713429184
>first game
>pathetically easy even on hardest difficulty
>game devolves after a few hours because of vehicles and structures decrease need for mindful interaction
>ziplines might as well be a skip delivery button
NOW
>EVEN MORE STREAMLINED
>literal skip boss fight button available
>for pisseasy bullet sponge boss fights
>more combat, more weapons despite supposedly "not being the focus"
Of course journos love it, its their perfect game, one they dont need to play
sit back, pretend you've played, watch cutscene, repeat
not playing this shit, i'll watch a playthrough and pretend i've played it, apparently Kojima doesn't care if you actually PLAY

>>713424117
new kojidrones cope inbound

>>713432367
>Finally gets a game this year
>REEEEEEEEE TENDIES