Death Stranding Thread

Riveting gameplay

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>714894892
What Mario Kart World track is this?

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>>714895209
>>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing
but unironically, vehicles literally make the game less fun

Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

Who has discovered the hidden theme of death stranding?

Still not reading the threads, gotta be at least halfway through it now and still pretty much entirely unspoiled.

>>714895309

Walking simurator wa dou?

Hate walking? Use the skiplines

>>>/tv/

I like Death Stranding, it's comfy

I will buy a PS5 just for DS2

>>714894892
sovl

>>714894892
Are those player built roads?

>>714896319
AIIIIIEEEEE MY AUTISTIC BOT SHITPOSTS ARENT WORKING

DS2 should have more combat

>>714894524 (OP)
>>714894892
If you have to resort to negatively samefagging your own thread to get bumps then don't make the thread

okay so why'd they tell me to drop a ladder across a river when you can just double jump over it?

I can't get the platinum the post game is too boring.

>>714899918
not enough standard orders for how many fucking likes you need to 5 star some of them

>>714900186
Lost Cargo gets you a ton of points, always check the shared locker if there's somebody en route before you head out, and make sure to pick up lost cargo on the way

Do you need to play the first one to play the second?

>>714894892
Anon youve posted this so many times and even made your own threads with it too (with 0 replies). Are you okay?

>>714900757
yes just like every game you gave to own the previous one to play the sequel

>>714895957
saw this posted on leddit and everyone roasted him for not using a carrier because hes a tard

>>714900876
You don't need to play DMC2.

>>714900956
retards don't understand that a core part of DS's gameplay is optimization and that if you're being wreckless the game will punish you by wasting your time

>>714896160
kino

>>714900956
remember when Dunkey made a video about how the game sucked, and it was just him walking at 90 degree sheer cliff face and going "woooooooow" when he fell down instead of being able to spider-man climb it like botw

>that scene of Tomorrow fisting Rainy to make her baby grow
How did Kojima get away with this, peko?

>>714904841
Dunkeys original take was so retarded and kneejerk he literally had to make an apology video where he actually accepted the game for what it is instead of bitching about shit that's basically akin of walking off a platform in Mario and blaming the game

>>714896052
I built so many of those skylines in the first game after I reached the mountains. Made it a breeze to go up mountains. Ran out of bandwidth to built them.

For everywhere without roads, those skylines are amazing.

Don't skip out on maxing out the Pizza guy's ratings. He teaches you bullshit street fighter attacks like mbison's psyco drill or chun li's spinning kick and honda's throw.

hold on.. are there really no transporter trikes in this one?

>>714906276
>Wacky wahoo pizza man with red shirt, gray hat directed by Yuji Shimomura
Was it a Dante reference?

>>714894524 (OP)
Just to make it more romantic

>>714906683
wait for directors cut

>not a circumzenithal arc

It took until DS2 but Kojima finally made a cool black character

>mfw reaching "that" bald bug-eyed nigress NPC

STOP putting that shit in my fucking games, I don't want to see it, I don't want to look at it, I don't want to think of it. Stop it.

>>714894892
This shit looks like a yeat musicvideo

>>714894991
hahahah fuck you

>>714894892
COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

>>714895957
Me carrying the groceries for my mum as a kid

>>714894524 (OP)
Have they given out sales numbers yet? We had some for the first one by now. I have some switch friends laughing at me for saying this was going to be a big hit

I like pekora being added but I hate Deborah Wilsons face so I'm conflicted about buying it still

>>714908535
she's not a main character

>>714904841
>>714905953
Fuck both of you for watching some faggot cucks video on these games. That guy does nothing more than say safe opinions and retracts when its bad for his "image".

>>714908674
She's still fucking ugly regardless of it being a kojima game or not

>>714908674
How much do you have to see her?

>>714908825
Maybe 3 or 4 cutscenes. But you'll have to see her hologram when you deliver to her

What went wrong?

>>714908535
>/vt/ranny thinks he has standards

>>714908825
She's important and there's a bit of focus on her. Fuck that other guy for trying to undersell her appearance. She's ugly in the game no matter how hard they try to shill her

>>714909012
>3 sportslop games
>1 copypasted cod
>fortnite in 2025
>>>>>roblox on playstation

absolutely grim. imagine losing to this. zoomers are retarded

>>714909297
The only sport I'll defend is baseball, but the rest really are brainless nog sports. It's sad that real games don't sell anymore on playstation

>>714894892
goes hard

>>714906918
>this dude STILL gave flowers to the chick he knew he was the past flick to

>>714909885
Cuck obsessed posters will never undestand, unironically beautiful scene

>>714907537
Buck Brokeman...

>unlock ability to fire BTs out of the Magellan's cannons
>they drag human belligerents into the tar and directly to the other side, so there's no risk of a voidout and no problem, bro
konpeko...

>>714909885
You will never know true love

>>714910221
>>714911430
And you faggots need to learn to stop clinging on to old flames. It's not good for and it's actual cuck behavior most of the times. Moreso if the girl moves on

>>714894892
I still have yet to see a decent argument as to why Death Stranding 1 and 2 aren't pretentious and nonsensical crap that was shat out by a commie high on his own farts.

Literally the only fans of these 'games' are fatties, fags, browns, blacks, and jews, non-human demographics.

>>714908975
After preaching how all men are... LE BAD!

are ladders useless again

>>714911430
Neil already proved to be a noble person when he decided to go ahead with smuggling Lucy, and the flowers could've been presented as them posing as a couple to escape safely or something similar, making it obvious Neil still has some feelings but understands the truth. For him to cling on to her and trying to be "romantic" to the bitter end doesn't make it charming, it makes it pitiful.

>>714910221
You're the first person to mention cucking though.

>>714912801
always was

Sam, this is thancred

>>714912801
I thought ladders were good for making bridges and for climbing cliffs and walls