here's your walking simulator bro

isn't this that preggo game?

>>714278403 (OP)

can't take my eyes off the stormtrooper on the left just waiting for the 30s animation to be over so he can attack

>>714278403 (OP)
Woking simulator.

>>714278403 (OP)
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>714278403 (OP)
mgsv was kojimas last good game

Evoland did it better.

This actually looks like shit

>not walking
>fun

I unironically hope other Kojima games have the vtubers he watches in it too.

>fun

post the AFK scene

>not walking simulator
>resting simulator

>>714281449
God NO it was MGS3

Not walking therefore fun
- Kojimadrone

is this game an elaborate joke

>>714283742
I love this image so much

Not a walking simulator btw

>>714278403 (OP)
This looks like garbage, guess I'm skipping it despite loving the first game.

Zipline simulator

>>714278403 (OP)
Every webm of this game I see is somehow even more retarded than the last one

Here's what you're not-walking to, these cutscenes

Boy I sure look forward to seeing what Kojima has prepared for me at the end of this not-walking trail.

>>714284613
thats just kino there

You're right this is no walking simulator. It's a don't even engage with the gameplay simulator.

>>714284669

>not a walking simulator
Somehow can produce webms of walking simulation

it is beyond hilarious to me that norman reedus has become this generations chuck norris.

>not a walking simulator

DS1 gave me permanent wrist damage

>>714283742
>Kojima's face when his masterpiece loses GOTY to French chads

>not a walking simulator
Okay

>not a walking simulator
???

>not a walking simulator
Cope

>not a walking simulator

>Not a walking simulator
Game literally starts with walking, and only walking. Holding triggers to balance is not good gameplay. Using the scanner to see what terrain is safe is not good gameplay.

>>714278403 (OP)
I 100%ed DS1, got all 540 LLLs even, and yet this webm right here has made me decide I will not buy DS2. What the fuck is this garbage in my hiking sim?

>>714285150

>>714284485
>Tonight's episode: the writers barely disguised fetish.jpg

>>714286006
2019
>Kojima polarizes the community with a walking simulator
2025
>Betrays the ones who did enjoy the walking simulation
Later this year
>Pretend to win

>>714278403 (OP)
PEKO
>>714283742
PEKORA
>>714284485
OI PEKO

>>714279010
> guy who directed the original ghost in the shell teaches you pizza karate
I fail to see the problem

>>714284613
Kojima might be the most impressionable westaboo ever. I just knew he put this kind of shit in the game because he sees the stuff Hollywood keep pushing in these recent few years and thought that americans think those are cool and therefore they need to be put in this game.

>>714286006
I finished the game and didn't even unlock this shit you fucking baby

>>714278403 (OP)
>press x to awesome

>>714286449
>didn't even unlock this shit
You didn't finish the game then.

>>714278403 (OP)
>enemies behave like clunky sandbags

>>714285026
>it is beyond hilarious to me that norman reedus has become this generations chuck norris
No, literally no one ever thought that judging by the lack of memes about him. Everyone simply thinks of him as the crossbow walking dead guy and nothing else.

>>714284613
>buck brokeman

look like it was made by bollywood with all these slow motion

>>714286692
the enemies are the pizza pie

WOAH...is that...cartoonish slow motion...animations that take 15 minutes...AND scripted action cutscenes!?! KOJIMA DOES IT AGAIN GUY. He is truly the David Cage of Japan.

>>714287152
>He is truly the David Cage of Japan
This, but unironically.

>>714284613
He's just a visionary.
He's so far ahead of us. I don't get what any of this is supposed to mean and it looks kind of zesty and homosexual, but I bet it's actually very profound and the symbolism is beyond my comprehension.

>>714283853
Why do you sit on the bike now? Doesn't that make it a car?

>>714287152
that fits, yeah

>>714286006
>540 LLLs
So you played the Director's Cut which was full of crap like this. DS1 only had 500 premium deliveries. DS2 even took away some of the whacky DC stuff like the fucking jet pack that negates all fall damage.

we need to limit Kojima to whatever budget Konami gave his team for MGS 1-3 because if you give this man unlimited funds youre gonna get a fucking train wreck with a few celebs kojima finds cool and a shit ton of fetishes along with MAYBE a few cool ideas which wont get fully realized

>>714278403 (OP)
What's with the Jeet tier slowmo and unnecessary poses?

>>714278403 (OP)
>breakdance to defeat the enemies
>other enemies wait for 5 minutes before attacking while your dance animation completes

>>714286010
Absolutely brilliant

>>714287857
Kojima is finished with Hollywood, he's a Bollywood buff now.

>>714278403 (OP)
XD

Bravo Kojima!

>>714278403 (OP)
Is that supposed to be cool?

>>714286740
im not going to post funny norman reedus memes for you even if you pretend they dont exist.

>>714278403 (OP)
super ultra mega kino

>>714288880
Yes. Kojima heard the many complaints about DS1's clunky combat and so he made sure DS2 was "Press X to awesome!"

>>714279010
>Japanese "humor"

>>714279010
this makes me realize kojima really was responsible for the Twin Snakes cutscenes

>>714278403 (OP)
kojima is a hack

>>714286740
I didn’t even like him in that. He’s a complete OC character who’s not in the comic, and snatches up the role of “no-nonsense tough guy who takes no shit, and gets shit done” role the whole time, rendering guys like Shane, Tyreese, and Abraham redundant.

>>714289028
Based. DS1 combat sucked ass and you got punished for killing dudes and had to deal with BB's ear piercing screams through the controller. DS2 fixes everything wrong with DS1.

>>714284613
I love musicals because it triggers a fear response in the mind of the normie. They don't know how to react, so they resort to ridicule. Kojima won.

>>714284613
this makes the "princess beach" scene look like actual cinema.

>>714291221

>>714291221
they both are but one is tarantino

>>714279010
So much soul T-T

>>714284613
President Zesty

>>714278403 (OP)
This must be the worst combat animation in a AAA game. How can you even brag about this?

>>714292870
Kojima lost his touch.

Is doing honest (on foot, no zips, using floaters only when backpack full) deliveries improved in 2 in any way?
In 1 you just hold both triggers if you stumble and nothing bad can happen to you, stumbling not even slowing you down much.

>>714287409
>Why do you sit on the bike now? Doesn't that make it a car?
are you retarded?

>>714290757

>>714287323
>I don't get what any of this is supposed to mean
The President is explaining to Sam APAC's plan to stop people from relocating to avoid the risk of voidouts and preserve the species. Then, Diehardman shows up, does the dance, and reveals that Sam was using a modified version of the Q-pid to connect settlements all along, stopping APAC's plans. Then, he goes on a speech about how humans need to use their bodies and that they need movement.
>the physical sensation of movement is something we all crave, that unity of body and soul

So the dance fits perfectly with the game's themes.

>>714278403 (OP)
I hate slow motion in action games so god damn much.

>>714293984
Bravo Kojimbo

>>714293863
except this is actually funny

>>714279010
Does this series even have a satisfying narrative? All these Hollywood stars, mocapping, realistic graphics and cutscenes. Please tell me it at least amounts to something?
Even someone that didn't play e33 knows the basic plot by now. I have never seen anyone discuss anything about the story of DS.

>>714278403 (OP)
THERE WILL BE BLOOD

>>714293984
I can't tell if this is a shit post

>>714290560
yes

lol so wacky and randumb

>>714290494
Kojima hired an action movie director he liked and told him "yeah just redo the cutscenes however you like in your own style"
people that used to cry about Twin Snakes ruining Kojima's true vision were always retards

>>714293470
It's like a wheelchair now.

>>714294629
This. Capcom does what Kojimdon't!

>>714291371
This seems tame for Kojima standards, either that or I'm desensitised to his antics

Can't decide if I hate the DS2 or the Stellar Blade schizo more. Obviously they both need to die.

>>714297148
>it worse, but at least it's different

>>714291371
>>714284613
hes out of control. tho good on him on geting of his handlers leash and scamming sony out of more milions to fund his faggotry i suppose

>>714295162
I don't get why you'd think it's a shitpost. I'm explaining why something happens to someone who clearly hasn't played the game and ironically implies that it's "symbolism beyond comprehension" when it's clearly not. It's pretty straight forward.

>>714294698
consescending characters winking at the camera every cutscene and giving you likes [game currency] for doing absolutely nothing at all, just sitting on you ass having given them real money for this weird gamer-cucking experience. Cucking you out of actually going outside and hiking, at least. making you pretend you hiked Mt. Fuji for a false sense of accomplishment that your fellow Twittertard cultists will reward you for [with social media clout]. A self-cannibalizing cult of pretention, much like here, but way more pathetic because they refuse to see themselves for what they are.

>>714298813

>>714297532
Stellar blade. The DS schizo actually posts webms that make me want to play the game LOL

>>714279010
KINO STRANDING

>>714298813
You are dead inside

>>714294698
>Does this series even have a satisfying narrative?
Yes.

>>714283853
I love trolling DS but I also got my share of fun doing deliveries and biking in it is almost meditating.
I don't like trucks and roads that's it. And playing online so 80% of the enjoyment of building shit is taken away by others.

>>714299579
This. The way to play is offline, never touch a truck, never build a road, and NEVER build a fucking zip line. It's literally just erasing the gameplay. You can complete the entire game without any of that shit.

>>714284485
what the fuck

>>714286692
>not flour bags

Your posting privileges have been revoked

>>714299720
Nah I like building ziplines. I drop one zip tower per trip in a location while I do secondary deliveries and it is when I know that part of the map good enough that my zipline network is done and so before I move to another region I use it for a couple of missions in order to see the map from above and check out all those path I took from a bird's pov.

>>714297920
it looks more comfortable

>>714300305
>>714299720
I'm talking about DS1 ziplines. Because apparently they became even more OP in 2 like everything else. ( You can stack your packages on top of the line now for some reason fuck that )

>>714300484
PC release/director's cut of 1 added taking a floating carrier with you on ziplines

ds2 added trains

>>714279561
It's a VR training section.

>>714300609
>PC release
I played on PC and you definitely couldn't. Must be a DC only thing. Fuck the "Director's" Cut. Stupid Sony cashgrab ruined the game.

>>714300609
Glad I never played the director cuck edition

>>714300765
>>714301295
How to buy non DC on Steam? I cannot find it.

Soul, honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG4KKaWIu48

>>714278403 (OP)
Looks more low budget than God Hand.

>>714301476
You pay out the ass for a key because it was delisted the day the Director's Cut released.
Literally cheaper to go buy a PS4 and a copy of the game.

>>714298737
Because the explanation sounds like a shit post. Pretty straightforward.

>>714301476
I don't know I just play my ps4 disc on my ps4 fat from 2017.

>>714301737
Thank you. Bought.

i can't believe he made MGSV 2

>>714299087
I find it better than being the type of person who unironically enjoys this. MGR and DMC are better in this regard because they're built to be fun first, any serious message second.

>one anon posted 500 webms
>got like 1 (you)
lmao

>>714294698
Okay, so like, the Death Stranding happened because Hillary Clinton was born, which made it so rain causes things to age faster, and disembodied souls show up in the world of the living and drag people to hell. If a soul touches a dead body it causes an antimatter explosion, so for all the above reasons everyone lives in underground bunkers. Some people get DOOMS syndrome which gives you death-related superpowers. Porters like Norman Reedus travel between settlements to deliver things, and user babies inside of pods to help detect the presence of disembodied souls in the environment. It turns out Hillary Clinton is both Norman Reedus' Mom AND his childhood friend love interest, and in the end he stops her from destroying humanity, also stops his pod baby from getting aborted and raises her as his kid.

>>714301807
Based.

>>714303786
>Death Stranding happened because Hillary Clinton was born, which made it so rain causes things to age faster
you already lost me

>>714303786
>Okay, so like, the Death Stranding happened because Hillary Clinton was born, which made it so rain causes things to age faster,
kek that sounds right

>>714305409
>>714305671
He got the causality backwards anyways.