Yep, Kojimbo still got it

>>713634010 (OP)
No, he stole it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-7V91qKiT4

>>713634287
why not just get a guitar and learn a skill?

>>713634419
why not just go to war?

>>713634419
What, and busk on the streets instead of having millions of subscribers?

>>713634010 (OP)
ok so, the amazing guitar showdown is just press X to awesome?

>>713634010 (OP)
>its just tap circle to play guitar instead of a rhythm game
come on even fucking Deltarune did that how extremely gay

>>713634419
why not set fire to the conformists

>>713634619
No, you actually beat each other up with guitars

>>713634287
My biggest achievement in Guitar Hero/Rockband was finishing that song on the second highest difficulty, can't recall what it was called.
Just finishing it, with a lot of mistakes.

>>713634010 (OP)
>what if mgs4 ending (third time btw) but lame and gay without any proper buildup
Cringe

>>713634701
alright that's a massive improvement

>>713634901
even more cringe is that it's troy baker (not a real celebrity, just a literal who)

Anywhere i can read a recap of the story of the sequel?
I found a recap of the original and i want to shitpost about this one now

>>713634010 (OP)
fukken epic

>>713634010 (OP)
>(O) Play Guitar

>>713635337
get this tiktok dog shit out of here

>>713634901
don't forget shitty QTE that even a 4 years old would have no problem with

>>713635786
it's gameplay, bigot

>>713634010 (OP)
>>713635337
>>713636168
Absolute Krino (kringe cino)

Do you think all these Hollywood actors laugh at Kojima behind his back?

kino…simply kino

>>713635367
This, i don't really mind the stupid guitar battle.
But just mashing one button slowly?
Why not just go all in and make it qte rhythm section?

>>713637604
Kojima gets off to getting mogged, he lives for it.

>>713638182
because forcing people to play guitar hero is actually not that fun
there is more to the battle though this is just between the stages

>>713637604
I think Mads is literally the only one who even acknowledged his role in a Kojima game after the requisite marketing period

>>713634010 (OP)
I just want someone to yank Kojimbos leash and force him go back to making more grounded games.

>>713638272
>fun
And mashing the same button is fun?
By making it a guitar hero, it turn the stupid scene into a challenge.

>>713638712
go play the game and then form your opinion

>>713634010 (OP)
Why does he have powers again?

>>713638182
because otherwise it wouldn't be proper goyslop

>>713638823
I'm still waiting for my copy, anon.
Boss battles were lackluster in the first game.
Shame it didn't change in the sequel.

>>713639053
classic joyless /v/ermin shitting on everything before even playing the game
I hope you have a miserable time with the game

>>713634010 (OP)
I just feel that the kind of things he does would fit better in a jankier, lower budget game. When you hire mocapped Hollywood actors to do these things they just kinda lose their soul, like pic related.
I dunno I'm just trying to rationalize the cringe I feel.

>>713635337
Fuck this game. Fuck Sam Lake. Asshole, scumbag.

>>713638257
fucking keking at kojimbles pretending to smoke

>>713635367
yup kojima autistic about boss design and inmersion should come back

>>713634419
Because gamers are masochists at heart and learning a song on real guitar is ironically easier, but its just not as visually flashy so it doesnt hit the right level of dopamine for them.

>>713639485
also fuck the one that injected the nigress as MC instead of putting sam lake character

>>713638257
What's the point of taking photos like these?

>>713634010 (OP)
>just mashing a button

>>713634419
and then what?

>>713638257
Kojima pretending he's hanging out with these two Chads who are minding their own business, I imagine he saw both of them having a smoke break and he came by with 10 other jap assistants and one translator constantly talking to his ear, sat down, pretended to smoke, got a picture and then left

>>713639916
earn money in the street or impress a woman

>>713640017
Women don't give a shit if you play the guitar

>>713634010 (OP)
>crossroads but gay
https://youtu.be/CqdL36VKbMQ

>>713634010 (OP)
That's retarded. Imagine buying this shit.

>>713639656
Yeah, it's just more impressive to all other humans, sounds cool, and gets you laid.
Also, playing a real guitar is much more difficult than playing guitar hero. Done plenty of both.

>>713640341
They might not care if YOU play the guitar, but they care if people play the guitar, I promise.

>>713640512
>playing a real guitar is much more difficult than playing guitar hero
Real guitar is only hard if you want to be a faggy cringelord virtuoso

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIIIIGHT!! 1!1!

>>713640897
I liked it but it came way too early and the game never reached that high again. Dark Ocean Summoning or whatever fucking sucked

Kojima is too masonic for me

>>713634010 (OP)
They really fucked up Reedus' face scan, he always looks like hes smiling, he'll be on screen lamenting his killed daughter and he still has this retarded coke bloated grin

>>713641046
Alan Wake2 biggest problem was the gameplay being kinda meh , typical UE5 garbage that focuses on story instead of what matters.

The story and the dancing were great, the retirement home and hospirtal are my favorite levels. I'm sure i'm going to love Death Stranding 2 whenever it's released on steam

>>713640512
>is much more difficult than guitar hero
Lmao no. Real guitar you have more options when playing a song becaise it isnt as simple as hitting the right note since your fuck ups get covered up by the fact that whatever notes you choose to play follow a "tune"

Theres also no actual fail state either. And that shit you see here >>713634287 is not that intense on a real stringboard because hand patterns for chords exist and you can let them rest in that position as opposed to GHs frantic ass tapping.

>>713641317
The dialogue was good, but the story is really fucking stupid. The 11th hour interventiom by Alice with the bullet of light or whatever for a sub 1 minute ending was fucking terrible. Youre gonna have me spend 25 minutes analyzing dead nightingale for an ending thats over if I blink? Gimme a break

The main mistake was making a sequel to meme stranding. The first one was bad but at least it maintained the core atmosphere and tone all the way through. DS2 is straight up a parody or a comedy game, there's no mystery to it at all and the writing is horrible. It's not a story that warranted a sequel at all either. Kojima fucking sucks.

>>713641317
>typical UE5 garbage
Unreal Engine 3 and newer were biggest mistake to gaming. It has always been unoptimized shit ever since UE3 came out

>>713634419
Cause setting a record on guitar hero is a bigger achievement than becoming 1 of millions of people that become hobbyist nobodies like you.

>>713640017
>go be a hobo in the street
weirdo

>>713644204
This.

>>713638257
That picture is the vidya equivalent of this one

>>713635367

>>713645131
Kojima sucks tranny dick, and Tarantino sucks Hayek's feet. They're not the same.

>>713644204
It's really not. No one cares about high scores in guitar hero.

>>713645131
what's with the rampant homosexuality among these circles? It's disgusting how much cock all of these movie actors take in the ass, just for the privilege to appear on telly.

>>713634010 (OP)
this looks like the dumbest shit ever

>>713641389
Post your guitar shit bird.

>>713640769
And so you've definitely played one, right?

>>713645467
Tortola's taste in feet has always been dogshit. He gives us footchads all a bad name.

>>713645643
Yes

>>713646831
Post it

This looks awesome. This boards opinion on death stranding is dumb. Probably don't like it because you idiots have never gone on a hike or even been outside in years.

>>713647461
nah it's just too gay game made by gay man

>>713647461
I've been outside all day, and the game is boring.

>>713634010 (OP)
lol so random!!!!1

>>713647461
Go to school its boring and the teachers are your enemy.

>>713647461
If i want to go take a hike i do it irl with my bros.I dont need kojima's third attempt to make movies for that

>>713645478
Just like nobody cares that you can play a guitar, not even the women you learned to play a guitar to impress.

>>713634010 (OP)
He still has it in the bag! I'm so happy /v/ has welcomed and accepted vtubers as part of the gaming community so much! Pekora is in the game! Yaaay!!
/vt/ brothers where we at?! UNITED we stand!

>>713649318
Kill yourself, troon

We did it /v/. I think we've finally won

>>713634010 (OP)
And then they fucked.

>>713649318
YEEEES THE COMMUNITY
GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO INTERNET SLAGS
YEEEEEEEEES

>>713650257
And everyone clapped.

>>713634010 (OP)
>shirtless man jerking off a phallic object
Gayest video I've seen all day

>>713634287
Impressive.

>>713640512
earning 6 figures a month through twitch subs also gets you laid a lot
and a lot easier

>>713634010 (OP)
Yeah I’m thinking KINO is back on the fucking menu

>>713634010 (OP)
Kojimbo-SAMA, I KNEEL

>>713634419
Why not suck a dick and have your dick sucked in return?

>>713649421
>>713650608
https://x.com/Cerulean86/status/1937911893311520958
(You) vill deliver za pizza to my oshi and you vill be happy

>>713644204
does anyone even care about guitar hero anymore

>>713654285
There is an entire autistic fanbase around the clone games. So they do ay least.

>>713634010 (OP)
Hold on a minute i thought Higgs was a cyborg now like raiden

Who won? Todd or Kojimbo?

>>713634010 (OP)

>>713634010 (OP)
yeah, he still got my dik in his mouth LMAO

>>713640350
That's redundant.

>>713644204
LMAO who the fuck cares about high scores in games in 2025. People already stopped caring about that shit in the early 2000s.

>>713634419
A lot of the top Guitar Hero players also play the real instruments
they say guitar hero is harder

>>713645478
>>713654285
It's all about being recognized in your niche. Of course not everyone cares about guitar hero or guitars in general. But the number of people that play real guitars is a lot bigger than that of guitar hero fans, that's why it would be pointless to start playing with a real guitar.

wow.
so random and quirky.
goty confirmed?

>>713647461
This is a vidya version of those "sassy black woman sipping tea along with a passive aggressive twitter post calling someone out"

>>713638414
>kojima
>grounded games
????

Does randomness = soul? Not a rhetorical question.

>>713634287
I didn't know ben shapiro played guitar hero

>>713641389
>stringboard
its called a fretboard lmao you faggot liar loony troon

>>713634530
there's too many of us
there's too many of us
there's too many
there's too many of us
there's too many of us
there's too many
there's too many of us
there's too many of us
there's too many
there's too many of us
there's too many of us
there's too many
LET'S HAVE A WARRRRRRRRR

>>713640017
That's just work. What sane person would want to turn a hobby into work?

>>713662341
>So btfo out they resort to nitpicking
This urge to defend its difficulty is downright pathetic anyway. Nobody gives a fuck about how your job is retard they care about how well lined your pockets are.

>>713663212
ok troony bot

>>713664897
Only troon here is you. I can tell from the asshurt from your black king.

The game had been out for days now and not a single gooner thread. This game is so fucking gay.