Gaming is over.

ITT: we pretend we won

>>713429184 (OP)
LA Noire already let you do this, zoom zoom.

>>713429184 (OP)
>skip gameplay
>skip cutscenes
Speedrunning is back

>>713429184 (OP)
What game

whats the point of having fail conditions or qtes if you can bypass said failure?

>>713429310
Im guessing death stranding 2

>you not receieve a normal evaluation for imaginary victories
he's straight up telling that you didn't beat the game if you use this and you are a fag, xhe's right you know

>>713429217
I'll just pretend i've played the game

>>713429184 (OP)
>Pretend you won
Fucking lol. Storyfags BTFO

>>713429184 (OP)
unironically the perfect solution to the game difficulty question

your average ragebait debate thread sinking into 500th post

>>713429421
What's that? Genshin Impact?

at least they're being honest about the fact that you didn't beat the game

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
kek

I now have platinumed every game that has existed or will exist.

>>713430142
Their rival, wuthering waves. Genshin would make you do the entire thing over again.

>>713429252
Why is
>Something bad happened already, its perfectly fine to allow it to happen again
So prevelant these days when it comes to defending any piece of media?

>>713429184 (OP)
I came up the idea called “imagine”

>>713430257
It's prevalent because of that attitude that
>new game is bad because new
So people point out old beloved game did the same thing.

If you retards stopped shitting your pants and crying over everything new, while guzzling the cum of everything old no matter how shit, people would stop doing that.

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
This accessibility shit is getting fucking ridiculous.

>>713429421
>weebs spend money on this shit

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahaah

>>713429184 (OP)
Who gives a fuck? Just don't use it.
I wish I could understand the mind of someone who whines incessantly about small shit that doesn't affect them in the slightest.

We only have so many years on this earth, so I wonder if you enjoy the whining, or if you're so low IQ you use your limited time on this planet being as miserable as possible.

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Kek
It could have just said "skip the boss"
Instead it says pretend you won, that you simply imagine you did the boss. You did not beat the game. Honestly kind of based.

>>713430536
>whines incessantly
Ironic.

>>713429421
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SLOP ON THE SLOP MACHINE?
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SLOP ON THE SLOP MACHINE?
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SLOP ON THE SLOP MACHINE?

>>713429184 (OP)
>dude just skip the fight lmao
what's the fucking point to play a video game then? just watch the story on youtube/watch someone else who "play" the "game"
>>713430536
>We only have so many years on this earth, so I wonder if you enjoy the whining, or if you're so low IQ you use your limited time on this planet being as miserable as possible.
hahaha said the guy seething about OP

>>713430656
im not here to fight, im here to deliver packages.
too much gay shit in death stranding 2.

>>713430536
>Just don't use it.
Just kys

>>713430536
Just don't play bad games you mean.

>>713429217
I'll just pretend I've bought the game

>>713430773
>KYS button
>don't press it
woooooooowwwww.......

>>713430768
>im not here to fight, im here to deliver packages.
then go and play EuroTruck/American truck simulator retard

>>713430638
>>713430656
>no u
So you are a low IQ retard, got it.

>>713430780
You don't like any game

>>713430901
I don'g like games that are ashamed of being games.

>>713430962
You don't like any game because you're a brainrotted rage-addicted faggot.

>>713430642
wuwa is not slop

>>713430656
>what's the fucking point to play a video game then?
It's a mystery.
I know a group of brits who play games like V Rising together, always select the highest difficulty possible and then proceed to make enemies deal no damage by modifying the config files.

They then "beat the hardest difficulty" and talk about how "they got the achievements only some people can"

I think calling it "Pretend you won" to mock people who use this feature is pretty fucking hilarious.

>>713431037
>brits
but what about actual human beings

>>713429184 (OP)
>forces players who skip to admit that they are only imagining that they beat the game
Based

>>713430536
Just say you don't like games next time.

>>713429421
gachas are basically a combination of darkpatternmaxxing of mobile games with regular controls and graphics

>>713429184 (OP)
You can pretend that I bought your game.

>>713431095
I've seen this cope posted several times already

>>713429421
what the fuck? this is even more "pretend you're playing" than the op

>>713431308
you control the buttons you press

>>713429421
I bet gacha players don't even want this section. Gacha developers really have no idea.

>>713430536
Just pretend this thread doesn't exist

>>713429421
why aren't you black

>>713429421
>NOOO GACHA GAMES ARE GAMES I-I SWEARRRRRRR
fucking lmao

>>713429421
SHIN IS GONNA FREAK

>>713429184 (OP)
this is gonna be the easiest game to speedrun

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
>public shaming is back
based

>>713431005
Yes, it's gutter oil

>>713429421
Gacha games are literal money skins not meant to be played
I realized this when I played my first one (Fire emblem heroes) and there was a button to skip the gameplay

>>713429217
YDNBTG!!!!

>>713430372
LA Noire is not beloved.

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Is this the first game to let you be Blue from Pokemon? Just lose every fight and act like you're better anyway?

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Just pretend that you didn't pretend to win.

I know you're going to do it, because you all suck at games.

>>713429217
>me pressing triangle when i lost a /v/ argument

>>713430257
Because thats how mentally ill leftoids get away with eroding civilization. Ita how they forced faggot marriage in despite the people voting against it. In cuckifornia of all states.

>>713431964
kek

>>713431005
>Gacha
>Not Slop

>>713429184 (OP)
Why not just make a CGI movie at this point, holy shit.

>>713429217
Kamala sisters, this game was MADE for us.

>>713429217
if using this gives you a trophy, it'll be glorious

>>713432016
You say this like red voters didn't fall for trickle-down economics twice now

>>713430130
Peak 4chancore Kojima does it again.

>>713430901
>continues whining incessantly
kekaroo

>>713429421
at least DS2 shames you for being a faggot

Let's pretend that the final boss is difficult.

>>713430130
This is a good image.

>>713430635
Its based because calling out the fact someone is a shitter relying on headcannon is going to make it live rent free in said shitters mind.

>>713430786
based

>>713432219
>YOU MUST LISTEN
Why did they emasculate Kratos?

>>713432175
No one gives a fuck about that but retarded reddit faggots. Oh no some people got richer, boohoo. Didn't have the same impact as destroying the family unit.

>>713429184 (OP)
Is this Death Stranding? Kojima is a visionary.

>>713431898
You can't ignore Sam's girth.

>>713429184 (OP)
In the case of DS, skipping the gameplay is good. Sadly the skippable part is the mindless grind between bases and not the rare boss battles.

>>713429184 (OP)
Based mechanic

>>713432068
He pretend he did

>>713430536
>Hobby deteriorating rapidly because devs increasingly cater to knuckle dragging mouth breathers
>Who cares bro

>>713432143
only literal children care about trophies tho?

>>713430536
>so I wonder if you enjoy the whining,
It's this

>>713429184 (OP)
Well, are you going to pretend you won, or are you going to beat it for real, faggot?

>>713430496
Lol

>>713432310
Kek everyone being poor and underpaid is doing more to destroy the family unit than fags existing, those guys wanting to get richer is the same reason we have all the foreigners too.

>>713432332
b-but it was the greatest walking simulator ever

>>713432412
kek found the jaded faggot
protip: you never liked vidya in the first place
go back

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Simpsons hit and run did this 20 years ago

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
>skips gameplays
>skips cutscenes
*sip* that would be $80 + shipping + tip

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Kekjima does it again.

>>713432273
>get to end of game
> What are you talking about, Sam? You didn't actually beat Higgs.
>bad end
Would be kino

>>713432273
people who press the triangle wouldn't care in the first place

>>713432468
>same reason we have all the foreigners too
Fags and trannies promote open borders thobeit.

>>713431591
Besides the ocassional casual guy that wants to win by doing nothing, or the whale that wins by throwing money at the game, no. This shit is just fucking sad.
Some gachas at least have bosses, stages or areas that you have to overcome with either grinding or becoming at least decent at the game where not even an autobattle button can save you, not this kind of retardation of a security blanket. And even if you get these, you are supposed to get it AFTER actually beating whatever is blocking your progression.
This is almost as bad as that one game where every time you killed an enemy they would drop currency, but later devs explained that grabbing the currency does nothing and you will already get the currency the moment the enemies died and that grabbing the coins was just "for the players satisfaction".
That game is pretty much dead now, and should be even more dead than it is, since there is at least 100 people still playing it.
Gacha games have many shit thats wrong, but can be simply ignores unless you are retarded, but it's hard to ignore outright terrible game design decisions like this.
Fucking hell, at least give the genshit section the option to have a death screen for failing qtes, its not that fucking hard.

>>713431964
The X button on the tab lets you do this already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUeeFybkRxA

>>713432428
it would be a nice mark of shame

Kojima needs to understand that his celeb "friends" will never get into gaming. This shit is embarrassing. He already ruined DS1 by making it too forgiving. The thing is the DS story is not even good. It's laughably pretentious.

>>713432513
>you never liked the glorified cinematic walking sim in the first place
Yes
>go back
I'm back

I'll just pretend I played it and call it shit too.

>>713432569
Uh yeah bro don't go ask Trump how many of the staff at Mar A Lago were born in the US

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Kek, not even "skip" or whatever. I bet it was to shit on game journalists

>>713429421
the absolute state of play

>>713430536
UGH JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
>>713429421
>>713432265
ITT: games made for journalists

>>713429217
Nah, I'd pretend I won.

>>713430536
Kill yourself

>>713429184 (OP)
pathetic

>>713432689
>ignores biden admin full of faggots and trannies leaving the border completely open
>muh drumpf
kek

Good idea. I'll pretend I played the game to talk shit about it, it's only fair.

>>713432412
It's funny, I don't see how this is really any different from choosing I'm too young to die where you have to be an autismo actively hurting yourself while playing to find any challenge and the mechanics are rendered effectively meaningless. This is arguably better because it shames fags who take the easy way out (kinda like old games did) and they don't get to LARP like they actually beat it although I'm sure the game is a cakewalk on easy anyway.

>>713430635
I want a trophy for it, so it can be shown...WITH A DATE, how early you gave up on the game.

The best part about this now is that if it doesn't win game of the year you can pretend it did.

>>713432891
i mean kojimbo always made movie-games whats new?

>>713432891
well miyazaki just made the game generally easier

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
kinojima... i kneel...

>>713430889
If you want challenge go play iwbtg?

>>713433091
IWBTG is an easy game though, that's nowhere near close to a challenge

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
cuckjima trannies will defend this

>>713429217
>pretend you've beaten game

>>713432315
Nah, this is nothing new. Other games have allowed you to skip tough sections in the past too.

>>713430536
Just pretend Im not fucking your mother right now

>>713429184 (OP)
>Pretend you're a woman, and move on

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
I'm reserving my thoughts about this and hoping there's some twist or narrative sense to it

>>713433236
>pretend you won: the post

>I'll just pretend I bought it/played it, then

Shitposting aside, a lot of /v/ already does this all the time when talking about games.

>>713433389
But pretending Kojima invented this would be pretending he won...

>>713429184 (OP)
>option to humiliate yourself in exchange for making the game easier
unironically kino, kojima does it again

>>713429421
why are they copying fucking Sonic?

>>713431591
They did it like 3 times so far, really no idea what for. It's like 0,0001% of the gameplay.

>>713433435
Yeah but now they have a joke to completely beat to death while openly doing the thing they were going to do anyway.

>>713429217

>>713433301
I bet there's no twist. DS1 boss fights are a bore. You run around shooting infinitely spawning weapons. Would rather he removed combat completely but this will do.

>>713429217
new meme dropped

It's literally based when kojima does it because he knows people just want a comfy game

This is actually soulful as fuck because nobody with a ounce of self respect will click that button

>>713432914
Die for Israel in the war they started, goy

>>713433301
the narrative is that snoys can't play games and only want movies

>>713429217
Best new game screenshot since "Gollum won the argument."

>>713429184 (OP)
Holy shit the boss fights dialogues are fucking horrible, like forspoken level of horrible

>>713430130
I'm gonna save this and post it on anti-nintendo threads when I notice sony fanboys making hypocritical claims

>>713432891
This is now a hypocritical statement by Hayao Miyazaki. Elden Ring is a parody of what Fromsoft used to be. You can't tell me the guy who puts five hours into learning Malenia is having the same experience as the female streamer who summons ashes or the reddit guy and beats her first try. Nobody is on the same page anymore because of the bi-polar, unbalanced game design that has created a canyon in difficulty between solo vs co-op. You could argue with over-leveling and summoning in previous games that perhaps it was always true, but ER absolutely jumped the shark; it was nowhere near this bad. This statement is also false because one of the biggest defenses fanboys use for not including traditional difficulty selections is that easy mode already exists for the reasons stated above; everyone is already playing with different difficulty modes. Pick a lane: does Miyasuckacocki offer difficulty modes or not? Sekiro (and assuming AC6, but I haven't played so I don't know) is the only modern Fromsoft game where you can say everyone was on the same page.

/v/'s favorite game of all time has a similar mechanic

>>713429184 (OP)
You can literally skip an entire boss fight in MGS3 if you don't play it long enough, or fiddle with your console's time and date.

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
>kojima unironically saves gaming by bringing back calling out shitters and out right telling them they didnt beat the game
>LE GAMING IS LE DEAD
OP once again chokes on nigger dick

>>713432219
HAHAHAHAHA wtf

>>713434735
shove that dick out of your nigger mouth, tranny.

Kojimbo is such a joke.

>>713429184 (OP)
OHH OHHH CLAIR
OBSCURRRR

>>713435006
Holy based

>>713435006
This, I have giving up on a game boss for days only to come back and beat his ass.

"pretend that you won" is the perfect amout of condescension

>>713433510
based

>>713430253
Nah, Genshin would do it like this.

>There are people that play gacha games on consoles
huh.. I guess I learn something new. How pathetic

>>713432891

>>713432324
that's vintage, i like it

>>713429217
imagine pandering to literal subhuman with IQ lower than 5 to "win" the game

>>713434509
Those options were always in the games people who self imposed a challenge by not summoning solaire or something are free to feel good about themselves but even as someone who does things like that I'm not going to praise them for simply ignoring the tools the game provided.
You're right about Sekiro, it's the most honest game. Even using the tools don't give you much of a stark advantage.
Honestly AC6 I would like to think is the same but I'm sure there's someone out there saying shit like "if you used shotguns you didn't beat the game"

In particular I remember a somewhat early boss who had a special energy shield. If you looked at available gear in the parts store right before this mission you'd see a certain kind of energy weapon that is very effective on these shields. There's no tutorial or anything to tell you it's simply in the item description. Myself and my coworker were talking about his dumb roommate who got stuck at the boss, meanwhile we had both simply looked and read that item and decided to use it. I also read similar accounts online. Idk do you think the people who used the bubble gun were playing easy mode or were they being smart?

>>713434878
That's after the real boss fight and he's an opening boss.

>just let me watch the movie sir

>>713430786
This. Pirate all the way. And if can't pirate, then they lose money by paying for DRM. It's a win-win situation.

Fuck them.

>>713429421
>>713432265
At a certain point doesn't this become false advertising on the part of the developer? Can you really call it a "game" at that point?

>>713431005
>carbon copy of an existing game
The literal definition of slop

>>713433510
>humiliate yourself
lmao, you really think anyone gives a shit about gamer cred??

>>713429184 (OP)
i'll just watch a playthrough, this dumbass clearly does not care wether i play or watch this crap

>>713435813

>>713436115
Pretend you watched it.

>>713436706
Why even bother when you yourself clearly don't care?

Will we get cringekino lines like this in the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYfHLtTudc

>>713432958
>>713435813
I just had a genius idea on how fromsoft can solve the difficulty issue with journos and normalfags, at the very beginning of the game present the player a cheat weapon, a weapon than one-hits everything, but the catch is that you don't unlock any achievements, you know, because you are using a cheat.

>>713435813
Middle and right
They're not mutually exclusive

>game is about delivering packages
>if you don't like combat you can skip it
>if you do like combat there are more options for that playstyle
>this is a bad thing somehow
Does /v/ conflate 'beating' games with actual success?
No video games are actually difficult. They are all designed for you to succeed.

>>713434509
This is a pasta isn't it

Reminder, only Americans hate death stranding

>>713437469
If that were true, explain IWBTG

>>713437469
A game with no friction is just a waste of time.

>>713437635
Designed to be beaten. Success is guaranteed.

>>713432891
Souls games have plenty of easy modes though. They're called farming levels, coop, fully upgrading your gear, summoning NPCs, using ranged attacks etc.

>>713437762
That's just playing the game normally.

>>713437708
The bulk of the 'friction' for the game is in the deliveries. If you want that out of combat, too, then you can choose to play the encounters out.

>>713434509
AC6 is also unbalanced. To be fair, it's not his game.
It's obvious that Miyazaki never designed or cared about combat in his games though. So he could just be clueless when he was interviewed.

>>713429421
>MKW for PS5

>>713437469
I'm not doing the developers job of creating the experience for them.

>>713437719

>>713437825
Indeed. Which says a lot about the people unironically believing that these games are difficult.

>>713429184 (OP)
>first game
>pathetically easy even on hardest difficulty
>game devolves after a few hours because of vehicles and structures decrease need for mindful interaction
>ziplines might as well be a skip delivery button
NOW
>EVEN MORE STREAMLINED
>literal skip boss fight button available
>for pisseasy bullet sponge boss fights
>more combat, more weapons despite supposedly "not being the focus"
Of course journos love it, its their perfect game, one they dont need to play
sit back, pretend you've played, watch cutscene, repeat
not playing this shit, i'll watch a playthrough and pretend i've played it, apparently Kojima doesn't care if you actually PLAY

>>713437995
I don't need to pretend, preciouses.

>>713429421
gacha shit has to be braindead for men to buy it, so it makes sense

>>713438093
>i'll watch a playthrough and pretend i've played it
The perfect example of how the /v/tard brain works.

>>713437995
The space between d and Y is too small

>>713437995
Thumbnail looks bad.

>>713434735
>"not beating the game"
>no substancial consequence when skipping boss fights
retard

>>713429184 (OP)
APOLOGIZE

>>713438278
You didn't beat the game

>>713438278
It's called moral damage.
People in ancient times truly cared about their reputation. If you have any self-respect then clicking that button is the equivalent of clicking "I accept I'm a sissy faggot". You simply don't do it.

>>713437469
They're brainwashed into thinking Fromsoft is the pinnacle of game design when basically every other developer supersedes them in terms of worthwhile mechanics and output. Why else would they play a game where stats mean nothing and it's only reliant on your ability to dodge and roll?

>>713438224
>ignoring the reasoning for this particularly specific case
also
>/v/ is one persone
retard

>>713434228
I mean yea, if it's some sort of meta commentary it could be interesting

>>713434457
>tendie has to preemptively pretend he won
it writes itself

>>713438459
Yes, /v/ is one "persone" and that person appears to be ESL.
A truly depressing state of affairs.

>>713438389
Why did we hate her again? She didn't even write woke shit in Cisquisition.

>>713429184 (OP)
>if you do this even once you're locked into a bad end with no warning
There I fixed it.

>>713434457
I'm going to spam it in any Palworld shill thread that snoys make.

>>713435937
once you realize all this stuff itagaki says is just him playing the clown for cheap journo marketing it loses a lot of value

>>713438403
>>713438224
>>713438428
see
>>713435006
Throwing away mindful interaction instead of demanding it in an INTERACTIVE MEDIUM is only done by spineless fucks and movie-director wannabes
Kojima is both, a complete hack

>>713436735
Now add Todd and quote "it just works"

>>713438428
Anons are proving they have no self-respect by their insistence that there's no downside. They'd choose the option without thinking twice so they assume it must be true for everyone.

You control the buttons you don't press.

>>713438650

>>713435937
Based

>>713429217
>let's play a game of pretend

>>713438389
kek reminds me William Wallace.

This is going to be used as an image on /v/ for the next 25 years. Thank you Kojima.

>>713429421
thats cool webm tho, giro won.

>>713429217
I want this option to be in multiplayer games. It would be funny.

>>713438441
You gotta put bait on the hook to get any bites, retard.

>>713438827
No one is ever going to be impressed by your gaming 'accomplishments'. If you don't trust yourself to have the control not to skip fights then that's a personal problem. Having the option in no way impacts my experience because I'm not a retard like you.

>>713429217
>>713431964

>>713436735
wow itagaki wtihout sunglasses looks like a mutt of a hapa and native american KEK

>>713438632
not an argument

>>713439209
Why would I argue with somebody who doesn't play games?
You know what board you're on, champ?

Gonna be real the "bosses" in death stranding were not the fun part of the game
Just climbing through muck and throwing grenades at a big whale squid or lion, countless free bloodbags and weapons spawning around you to use, having to listen to a baby crying, all your shit getting fucking destroyed.
None of it was fun. The game would be more fun if you just auto failed all deliveries and lost all your cargo when a BT caught you.
If I ever do a replay from a fresh save on 2 I could see myself just skipping the boss. Like, how many of you are replaying Dark Souls and actually get excited to do bed of chaos? Probably nobody right? In most cases I just stopped after getting the other 3 lord souls because Gwyn alone isn't enough fun to justify doing lost izalith.

>>713438389
People probably wouldn't have given her as much shit if she was working on something like Deadly Premonition, where even anons lamented how they were forced to add combat in, or Telltale games rather than an RPG that heavily features combat. Similarly, this isn't as big of a deal in a game like Death Stranding where the vast majority of the gameplay isn't combat.

>>713438819
And I'm going to spam it in every nintentoddler thread when their plastic brick becomes unusable or they're begging for ports again.

>>713438236
Pretend it looks good.

>>713432689
>>713432175
>>713434194
>Immediately displays the deflecting behavior she was called out for originally
lol

>>713430130
check the catalogue,people are already using this fresh meme

tomorrow should be on reddit as well

>>713438824
The only value that matters is if the games reflect what he says which they do.

>>713432348
Death stranding rebirth

>>713439542
can tomorrow be in my bedroom tied with ropes in my bed?

>>713439035
>"No one is ever going to be impressed by your gaming 'accomplishments'"
so wich is it, should i care about taking "moral damage" when beating a game or not, retard
also i couldnt care less about gaming "accomplishents", the medium is not being used like it should by people that claim to care about it
>"it doesnt affect you"
Sure, like having games pandered to literal retards like DSP doesnt affect everyone that gives a single fuck about games

>>713430536

>>713429184 (OP)
this is literally another KCD2 nothingburger moment but somehow it must be made into the largest controversy possible because we cannot live without being angry for a single day.
Also its insane seeing so much low IQ goycattle getting filtered by it and not realizing its shaming (you) for being weak faggot.

>>713439320
i pee on them to death that was kino

>>713429217
We have men pretending to be women, now we have gamers pretending to beat games.

>>713437469
It would be a good game design if the player could avoid/beat the boss by delivering packages.
The "instant win" button is a dogshit decision. But I'm not really surprised by it. Kojimbo was out of creative fuel for ages at this point.

whats the proper difficulty for DS 1? just bought it

>>713429217
>MAGA simulator

>>713429184 (OP)
Perhaps the real battle was the friends we made along the way.

>>713438914
Where's the hat?

>>713434636
see thats different. when old game does it, its a fun, wacky mechanic that you can ignore. when new game does it, its literally the death of gaming. yes, /v/ really is THAT retarded.

>>713439781
I don't know what stupid shit you're even talking about with 'moral damage', but it makes sense you'd be a mouthbreather posting anime reaction images.
You replied to three different people, dummy, and I wasn't the dweeb that talked about that.
The medium inherently enables tailoring experiences to the player in the first place unlike passive media, denying that would be regressive.
You are fundamentally retarded and wrong. Fortunately the industry disagrees with you, and you are just some /v/tard whose voice will be ignored.

>>713439485
I'm only the first two
I never brought up libcucks or Biden this guy did.
Everyone who is politically engaged is a cuck moron who believes lies. The fact that this guy instantly spouted shit about libs ruining society completely unprovoked is proof he is a politically involved wannabe conservative.
Anyone with two neurons to rub together can see they're both rotten, use each other for controlled opposition, and neither has anyone's best interest in mind.

>>713432219
Pathetic "game", holy shit

>>713433510
>>713439035
>"you should care about gaming cred!"
>"y-you shouldn't care about gaming cred!"
lmao kojidrones in shambles

>>713434720
That's an Easter Egg that affirms that saving is actually diegetic somehow.

>>713440262
>two different people hold differing opinions
Holy shit...

>>713430536
correct
but this board is filled with turd worders who hate Japanese games and will use anything at their disposal to shitpost them to death

>>713429184 (OP)
Did they just say fuck it on the translation? No human being talks like this

>>713430130
>>713439542
>>713439036
>>713438093
>>713437995
I cant believe my screenshot of the IGN review posted in the metacritic thread would get nearly this much traction. I thought at most that the terminally online kojima hating guy would use it not knowing how funny the concept was.
Thank you guys I guess. Please make more kino with it

>>713429184 (OP)
I don't get it
what am i supposed to be angry at?
just press cancel and play the boss fight??
this is literally the same thing as easy mode except its not displayed at the beginning of a new game screen.

>>713440547
>thanks for the upvotes kind strangers

>>713438224
No, Kojima invented it.

>don't get a score if you skip
Perfect way to do it.

>>713429184 (OP)
I'm just not going to use that option ever. Its really not that hard. Don't press the button. Almost anyone with any serious interest in the game their playing would ignore that. Its basically only there for disabled people, which is understandable because I don't think someone with cerebral palsy shouldn't be allowed to play Death Stranding 2. This is like complaining about a wheelchair ramp for a restaurant.

>>713429217

Do we have a new "F to pay respects"? Nice

>>713440587

>>713435006
>look up this guy
>bunch of jrpg garbage from squeenix
Lmak

>>713432098
She mind broke you.

>>713429184 (OP)
Would be funny if this choice fucks you over bigly later in the game somehow
But I doubt it does

>>713437708
>>713437921
bots?

>>713437469
It's like going to an amusement park, then only stuffing your face with the overpriced food from open to close instead of going on any of the rides. Challenge and gameplay are inherent parts of the artistic expression of video games. That's what sets them apart from being objectively inferior movies. If you're not getting that, you might as well not be playing a game at all. It's like playing Monopoly, throwing away the dice and using the board and pieces as props for an open ended urban fantasy roleplay according to a script that came in the box.

I suppose there's merit in that, but you're not actually getting the primary purpose of the product at all, and you're missing out on a key component of the experience as a result.

>>713438824
He pretended to be pretending which makes him double based.

>>713430130
I can easily see this being as widely used as 'Press X to doubt'.

>>713440797
nta but you lost tranny

THE POWER OF CREATIVIDAD, WITH IMAGINE AND PRETEND YOU CANBEAT ANY GAME NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT

>>713440783
yeah thats the point, this shit exists in vidya since at least the PS2 days.

>>713438871
She's no wrong.

>>713429184 (OP)
>Re-invents the game over screen
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>713435651
that has never happened

>>713432579
what gas mask model is that

>>713440901
Kamala won.
You lost your foreskin tho.

it's just so funny the wording is like Sam Bridges has god powers to win just by thinking he did

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
>Skip this portion of the game and go watch the next cutscene
If the gameplay is optional, then how is this not a movie?

>>713429184 (OP)

>>713429184 (OP)
Gaming's been over for years now.

>>713429421
>WAAAHHH IM NOT BEING FORCED TO USE A FEATURE SO I SHOULD WHINE BECAUSE IT EXISTS WAAAAHH!!!!

seriously all of you should just eat shit. No one or nothing is forcing you to use that feature. Is just as simple as NOT TO USE IT.

>>713441214
seethe tranny

>>713429217
That's so fucking funny

>>713441250
Too brainlet to appreciate Kojima.

>>713437469
If the game is only about delivering packages, then don't create a combat mechanic and make it an integral part of the game.
>No video games are actually difficult. They are all designed for you to succeed.
All games are meant to introduce some degree of difficulty and skill and/or strategy... otherwise they wouldn't be games and wouldn't be worth playing. Imagine taking a game like chess and rewriting the rules so that every move by both sides is determined by randomly rolling dice - any player agency or decision-making is completely taken out of the equation. Would you still want to play?

Skill and challenge is the difference between a game and a non-interactive medium like a movie or a book.

>tendie /v/ermin made another game impossible to discuss
well i was going to fuck off from this board anyway because of the spoilers

>>713441465
Hillary won.
You died in a school shooting tho.

>>713441540
It's not an integral part of the game, though, you can clearly skip it.

>>713441561
obsessed

>I can skip the parts I dont like in a movie
>I can skip the parts I dont like in a book
>I can skip stuff I dont like in a museum
>I can skip Food I dont like
But I cant do that in a game because..?

>>713441725
>loads of exposed tendie discords that raid this board for years now
>o-obsessed chud!

thats funny.

>>713441820
*rapes you*
You are used goods aka worthless.

>>713440160
>degradation of a hobby is "inherent" progress
opinion discarded

>>713429184 (OP)
Is there a chea- I mean button to turn off leaning weight mechanics and just carry as many stupid amazon packages as I want? You now, to enjoy the story more?

>>713441890
meds

>>713429252
Red Dead2 also lets you skip, right?

>>713441934
Here, post this one next time so everyone can realize that you're a newnigger even faster

>>713429421
which 3D Sonic is this

>>713437762
>>713437959
Even with those, Souls games are much harder than overwhelming vast majority of action games outside of the absolute hardest like NG2 on MNM or DMC3 with all perfect SS-ranks on DMD (DMD with just S-ranks is pretty easy).

Obviously powerfarming/abusing glitches to get far beyond the normal level or only ever using co-op to have your partner solo bosses wouldn't really count as beating the game, but those other mechanics are just normal gameplay

>>713442090
Hey, the little guy's trying his best. Don't bully him too hard.

>>713441890
receipts?

Kojima really has a low opinion of his fans.

>>713442254
He's right

>>713442254
Didn't he just say the game was too accessible and he had to make it more hardcore and niche? I guess that was just PR talk?

>>713441820
why don't you also skip living

She won.

>>713440609
This is why you'll NEVER understanding Peak Stranding 2: On the Peak

>>713442090
>no argument
go ahead and press triangle

>>713430130
I'm going to use this image to counter-snoy

>>713442441
Holy ESL. DIE!!

That’s why I play card games now

>>713442521
Holy shit you killed him.

>>713441903
>>713442356
Seething bitches

>>713442441
good morning saar

>>713429421
That a nigger?

>>713429217
>>713429184 (OP)
Didn't kojima make the game harder? wtf is this?

>>713434636
Groveling only lowers down the rank for a time before your rank goes up again if you don't suck, it doesn't skip the game.

>>713440793
SaGa series is not your average Final Fantasy, but you wouldn't understand.

>>713442143
>mentioning NG2, DMC3 hardest difficulties
Souls aren't even harder than Monster Hunter. Stop acting like it's some elitists' game.

>>713429274
This is just a glorified stress test at that point.

>>713441606
>It's not an integral part of the game, though, you can clearly skip it.
Making normally integral gameplay skippable is like writing in an optional rule to Life saying "spin the wheel to give everyone some random money and kids and just skip to retirement". Sure, you can do it, but it sort of defeats the point of the game.

>>713443289
No, the point of the game is making deliveries which you can't skip.

>>713442713
>Didn't kojima make the game harder?
He did that's why there's this option
Otherwise shitterw would get stuck

>>713430536
Why are astroturfers here so hell-bent on getting us to accept the presence of things that could be removed? Almost like they’re trying to shame us into inaction so they can protect something we’re capable of getting rid of.

>>713443124
None of those are "elitist games" Souls is still harder though

>>713435937
I know "le based Itagaki" and all that, but now it makes sense why KT kicked him out of the company

>>713443897

>>713429217

>>713444082
People jerk him off for "people thought the game was too hard so I made it harder"
But the latest Kojima headline "people liked the game too much so I changed it" gets shit on
For the record Itagaki is a way bigger hack with practically nothing to show for himself in the last 20 years.

>>713429421
back in my day, soulja boy would have been ranking this game harder than braid.

>>713430635
The wording is based but the fact that it's there to begin with is unbased

>>713444859
I agree but it does leave you with an incomplete on your records for the mission
I give it a full pass if it actually gives you a bad end when you finish the game.

>>713444982
>unique non-ending for anyone that skipped a single fight where the entire game is revealed to be a dream
>this isn't hinted or remotely true for other routes but if you skipped anything the entire game's events become a fictitious training sim
NUT UP
DO IT

>>713430536
>doesn't understand how the presence of something fundamentally alters what it's affixed to
next time just say you can't see the apple

>>713444982
It would be based if it gave you a bad ending if you chose to actually fight.

>>713429217
>>713429184 (OP)
Holy fucking ludo kino.
He did it again!

>>713436735
Girls with COCKS

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Holy certified Kojimeme

>>713443328
Then don't add a combat mechanic.

Can't wait to see shitkaku and other shit sites pretend to be offended and rage bait with it.

I WAS MERELY PRETENDING I WON

>>713429184 (OP)
Building your game around non-gamers is a slippery slope and blowback is proper. Especially with all of the activists and MBAs running around who don't want videogames to be videogames.
>But if people can't beat the game, that'll shrink the audience!
This mindset has been getting its ass kicked by Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate, and Monster Hunter. Most people who play videogames like videogames and are at least moderately competent at them. And those who aren't gamers either won't be buying many games or won't be non-gamers for long; non-gamers are a perpetually tiny portion of the game-buying public. It's just basic common sense if you think about it for five seconds. Games journos do not speak for the average gamer.

Games should be games, not movies. If you can't beat the boss, you'll just have to bear the shame of watching the rest on youtube.

>>713447190
The point of most games isn't walking, so why do they have walking mechanics?

>>713447675
you fool I ALREADY pretended that I won you were too late

>>713447565
What? Those niggers love easy modes and boss skip buttons
Plus they're paid off anyway so they'll just say "haha so funny based Kojima auteur"

>>713438428
This anon gets it.

>>713444196
Based big boy

>>713438871
Bitch we have a whole genre for people who don't want to play videogames. We call them VNs. Just make a VN.

>>713447675
>While you were partying... I pretended to win.

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
This is only acceptable if it traps you in a bad ending. Preferably as part of an allegory for the western game industry.
>industry gets filled with frauds who "fake it 'till they make it"
>pretty soon, the frauds and those who's hands are too dirty to just wash off have significantly more power than the hard working talent and run the industry in a way that's primarily geared towards protecting their own authority, even if it comes at the expense of the product
>shills sing their praises
>they leech off of past successes and rely primarily on deception (the only thing they put any serious effort into)
>customers eventually catch on and leave
>investors pull out
>industry collapses
They just pretended they won.

>>713447932
But most games don't have walking mechanics.

>>713448771
Then why do I always walk forward when I press W?

>>713429421
About what I expected from gacha trash. No self-respecting game would offer an "auto-battle" mode.

>journalism mode
>calls you a faggot
Haha

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
Can you really pretend to win when you indeed lost but claim victory after you lose, but still won?

>>713447932
Walking is a necessary part of other mechanics - it's generally accepted as a requirement for getting playable and nonplayable characters from one location in a game to another in the absence of vehicles, domesticated mounts, or a complex system of pneumatic tubes. Even if walking is not considered the core gameplay feature of a game, it may still be necessary to have walking mechanics, and the player may feel deprived of a sense of driving the progression of the game if it merely teleports them from one cutscene to the next.

Combat, likewise, is considered a necessary part of many games, though not all, as a means of removing obstacles that impede both the player's literal and narrative progress in the game. If the developers of a game chooses to include combat as a core mechanic in the game, they should commit to that choice and integrate the combat as both a satisfying, challenging, and necessary part of mastering the game. If they do not want to commit to that, they shouldn't include the feature and should find other means and mechanics for the player to remove the aforementioned obstacles from their progress, or remove the obstacles. This may, however, require the application of creative problem-solving skills to find novel and interesting ways to incorporate the remaining mechanics into the obstacle-overcoming process.

>>713448981
That's not a mechanic, that's a system. DS had movement mechanics, that is, how the movement system interacted with the world and required you to make decisions based on it.

kojitroons in shambles with their shitty casual slop lmaooo

>>713429217
this is a 9/10

>>713449459
>walking is generally accepted as a requirement for getting playable and nonplayable characters from one location in a game to another in the absence of vehicles, domesticated mounts, or a complex system of pneumatic tubes
Fuck walking, I want to play the tube game.

>>713449459
>Walking is a necessary part
Wrong. Didn't read anything else.

>>713430536
t.

>>713429217
>I beat you in my mind
No wonder journos love it

>>713449482
SKYRAILS>>>>

>>713449614
The takeaway I'm getting here is that you want Death Stranding to be an on-rails package delivery simulator?

>>713429217
I'll pretend I bought the game. Checkmate, Kojimbo.

>>713450164
If that's what you've taken away from all of this then you should consider studying harder in your middle school English class.

>>713450164
yes that was the best part

>>713450173
hope some streamer unapologetly says this with a borrow or pirated copy

>>713430536
>literally wasting time whining about wasting time whining
I sometimes wonder what kinds of lives people like you lead.

>>713430786
Most based comment from the most based poster
Dividends from the based department are through the roof

>>713450164
Yes. Just put it on a rail and have the player just be in charge of maintaining balance while going through comfy, scenic landscapes.

>>713430786
lel

>>713429184 (OP)
Cringe unless you can get a schizo ending by doing this with every boss.

>>713430786
Based

>>713432265
>>713432219
>>713429421
>>713429217
seeing this shit it really isn't a mystery why from games and soulslikes are popular

>>713430130

Press F to pay respects
(X) Doubt
[] Extend Arm
/\ Pretend you Won.

Any more of these?

>>713451137
I wonder why nobody else can make a souls like game. Is Fromsoft the only company capable of making actual video games anymore?

>>713430786
Average Plasma Cutter enjoyer

>>713451237
>Hate newspaper

>>713451237

>>713451237
[space] Say 'apple'

>>713451237
>press X to jason

>>713451237
SHHHAAAAAUUUUUUNN!!!

>>713452834
>>713452919
rainmind

>>713429421
Damn that almost looks like nu-gow

>>713430372
But old games like E.T. for the 2600 are ludokino soulful retro oldschool classic hidden gems of yesteryear. Newer games are goyslop for pajeet shill consoomer paypigs with buyer's remorse.

>>713451297
soulslike literally denotes games that are like ones made by Fromsoft you stupid retarda

>>713429184 (OP)
its been over for like a decade

>>713429421
At least that's gacha; it's not pretending to be a real game

>>713430786
unfathomably based

>>713429184 (OP)
This is what happens when you don't shame summongfags.
watch this shit be defended in the same way
>Its a game mechanic its clearly intended not everyone is sweaty like you.

>>713451237
press a to kiss your wife

>>713454106
I assume this feature only appears on game journalist mode.

I don't understand people who want this in vidya. Why not read a book or watch a movie instead? This is the equivalent of just scrolling text of a novel on with background music and calling it a movie.
Games must be interactive because this is what the medium is about. People who don't understand it should be legally prohibited from making video games.

>>713454762
>Why not read a book or watch a movie instead?
Being gamer is cool.

>>713451237
[GLASS HIM]
___________
END OF LINE

>>713429217
Huh? So we're doing this again? Y'all haven't changed

>>713454762
It's the natural progression from movie games to games that are just movies.

>>713442254
he isnt catering to fans you dense faggot, he's got some more major hollyjew celebs working for him now, so he dumbs it further down to people who likely never picked up a controller to ensure theyre not frustrated and just quit the game. we know he is a story guy with crazy ideas and you couldnt really die in the previous game either, you just repatriate and continue from where you left off basically. not like it really matters, if a game doesnt delete your savefile when you die, its babby tier every time any way, it just depends where you start off again, wasting your time replaying shit you just did or not. and people like to bring up souls games in this thread when there is fucking bonfires i front of boss gates almost every fucking time. long gone are the days where they expected you to at least clear the boss before you get a checkpoint.

>>713432958
>imagine a trophy
are they making fun of achievements now?

>>713444196
Posting a fully upgraded Smough set with with black knight halberd is disingenuous. You won't face Artorias with that setup blind the first time. And DS1 was the start of the Anime bullshit. Tree Sentinel shits on Artorias in damage, speed and tankiness, and he is literally the first enemy you see. Miyazaki had no balls and didn't make it Ludex Gundyr because he knew a lot of people would quit the game then and there.

>>713434509
>Sekiro
If you didn't beat it charmless+demon bell you didn't beat the game

>>713438441
fromslop is literal retarded goyslop normie cattle tier game which is proven by the number
its a cattle game and people "boasting" about beating are truly the most reddit of gamers and have not played any real games

>>713457672
I have seen so many of these slop cattle goy normie posts recently. Something is wrong with you schizos.

>>713457964
i dont care
you're a fromslop faggot
and you're seeing it because people are calling you out

>>713451237

>>713429217
Iran tier gameplay

>>713433510
based kojima

>>713451237
X to Jason
https://youtu.be/_56257iS77A

>>713451297
lies of P is better than what From makes in some ways. but yeah its slim pickings.

>>713429421
Gacha games are less of a game than mobile games LMAO

>>713429184 (OP)
>.I'd know that shitty PS-exclusive-indicating blue colored UI anywhere.

>>713430536
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>713432412
The hobby is fine, you just play dogshit games because you are brown and bought a console. Or worse yet, you actually got a PC and play AAA slop like a brownie.

>>713431001
Wrong. I just finished grabbing a Xenon H in X4. Your games are slop. My games are games.

>>713462145
those retards in korea put difficulty settings in their game to cater to normalfags and got mogged by nightreign

>>713443124
monster hunter post wilds is a movie game tho

>>713462178
gacha games ARE mobile games anon

>>713429184 (OP)
>>713429217
context? qrd?

>>713466425
Kojimbo is making passive fun of journos.

how long till this releases on pc? 6 months?

>>713466926
more like 2 years and with denuvo

>>713429184 (OP)
is there any way i can anti-buy this game?
like, a way to pirate the game, then to refund it for full price?
cause i think i deserve some compensation for it being shown to me

>>713467005
i wouldnt pirate it, but 2 years? fr?

>>713437469
What's wrong with padding your game with content only to make it skippable thereby devoting vast swathes of resources and immense development time to something you can opt out of thereby depriving the game of the ability to express itself on that mechanical front?

>>713467447
>Death Stranding took approximately eight months to release on PC after its initial launch on the PlayStation 4

ok so maybe 8 months then.

>>713429217
>>713429184 (OP)
Kojima lost
This is what leftism does to your brain
Why did everyone shill death stranding when it was a giant cringe political virtue signal about trump

>>713439000
i mean i already do it