Thread 719652903

Where are the games?
What was Nintendo doing through all this time?

hourly snoyjeet subhuman seething thread

>>719652903 (OP)
Why did the Switch 2 buckbreak the organic PC vegan Steam Machines, Steam Deck, Steam VR sales in 24 hours?

>>719653034
tendies

>>719653034
Because they had nothing to offer over a regular PC.

>>719652903 (OP)
No games. Only console.
It's tradition.

>>719652903 (OP)
We just got a new Kirby DLC and 60 FPS mode. Silksong in two days, FF Tactics remaster on the 30th. Mario Kart World and Bananza are both GOTY contenders. Metroid Prime 4 before EOY. Nintendo won. Bananza or Mario Kart World are a shoe in for GOTY at the game awards, and if either one of them loses we know that Geoff is a corrupt little rat

Capcom calling the PS5 a piece of shit really broke OP.

>>719653034
>>719653089
Also you are kids if you care about who's parents bought them a better console.
I don't give a shit about console wars bs.
I'm a consumer concerned by the lack of appealing products in the current market.

>>719653239
>Mario Kart World are a shoe in for GOTY at the game awards
You can't be serious.

>>719653401
>I don't give a shit about console wars bs.
>Proceeds to give a shit about console wars bs.

>>719653239
>We just got a new Kirby DLC and 60 FPS mode
DLC, so not a new game.
>Silksong in two days
multiplat
>FF Tactics remaster on the 30th
remaster, so not a new game.
>Mario Kart World and Bananza are both GOTY contenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
one's an unfun straight line racing game with item spam and the other is made for toddlers.
>Metroid Prime 4 before EOY
its been in development hell, its gunna suck ass.

>>719653239
>Silksong
Indieslop. I honestly don't get what people see in this. And I paid for it to see what it's about.

>>719653906
>And I paid for it to see what it's about.
it isnt out yet and there are no pre-orders, retard.
get better shitposts.

>>719653239
>Mario Kart World and Bananza are both GOTY contenders.
>Bananza or Mario Kart World are a shoe in for GOTY at the game awards, and if either one of them loses we know that Geoff is a corrupt little rat
AHAHAHAHAH
LMFAO
HOLY FUCKING KEK, LOL
e33 already won, no tendie shit will he even nominated for goty. screencap this you fat fuck.

>>719654174
>will he even

>>719654252
no idea what you're trying to say here but fuck sony too

>>719654174
Of those, only Bananza has a chance.

>>719653239
>Mario Kart World and Bananza are both GOTY contenders
Not gonna happen. Geoff and journos only pick shilled games and movie slops for GOTY

>>719654152
The original game I mean.

>>719654353
lose weight immediately

>>719654365
well anon this may come as a shock to you but once you leave the big budget sphere, games stop being made for mass broad appeal and instead specific target audiences, not everything was made for everyone.
you just dont like metroidvanias, simple as.

>>719653401
You spent years shitting on the Switch 1 vs whatever nsilvias pc troon is shilling for the PC vegans. Let me something clear that only someone older than you knows. More power does not win a console/platform war. The SEGA GameGear was stronger than the piece of shit GameBoy tech, but Nintendo still won in the end. GameSwan? Flopped too. Steam Deck? Flopped harder than the PS Vita which Sony was so bored they abandoned handhelds altogether.

If you were truly concerned about the market you should let the consumer speak. And Steam Deck being outsold within 24 hours by the Switch 2 should open your Uzzy PC tranny eyes to the reality that PC handhelds an extra niche like Steam VR and VR gaming in general. I've been hearing Nintendoomed and console killer for longer than you've been on this planet PC vegan.

>>719653239
>and if either one of them loses we know that Geoff is a corrupt little rat
We have known that for years, whoever still gives him and his masturbatory events a minute of their time is a braindead idiot.

>>719652903 (OP)
It's been out for three months and had three games (Mario Kart, DK, and Kirby DLC). There are three more games planned for the end of the year (Pokemon, Air Riders, and MP4). Six games in seven months is a reasonable pace. Just play games on your PC if you run out of Switch games. I suspect you, like everyone else, probably has dozens of games you've bought and never even played once.

>>719654396
Ah I think I see what's going on. You're pretending to be a tendie so you can screencap your post for future shitposting and your name is Eric

>>719652903 (OP)
Has more games than Switch had 3 months in.
Has more games than PS5 and Xbox collectively got in 5 years

>>719652903 (OP)
Right here
Switch 2 exclusives:
>Mario Kart World
>Donkey Kong Bananza
>Kirby Air Riders
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment
>Drag x Drive
>The Duskbloods
>Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD remaster
>Fast Fusion
>Splatoon Raiders
>Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 edition
And more to be announced

>>719654939
try again faggot. i wouldn't be caught dead owning a modern nintendo product

>>719654506
>metroidvanias
I don't know what does that even mean.

>>719653371
don't forget the wombo combo of that and chinky gooks getting gaped by japan in the last thing they could pretend to have dominance in

>>719655019
And that they're remaking the Astro Flop controller to the point even snoys are calling them out.

>>719654934
So, you're saying there's barely any games for it.
For a console released after almost a decade after its predecessor.

>>719655004
metroidvania refers to games that play like metroid or castelvania.
if you dont like either of those franchises, you're not going to like the genre as a whole including hollow knight and silksong.
given that you dont even know what that means, you're WAY out of you're depth. you're probably a lost normalfag that would be happier of facebook or twitter. so off you go then, goodbye.

>>719655000
Take a photo of the screen showing this info while holding a timestamp piece of paper calling me a faggot.

>>719653635
>D-doesn't count!
Every time

>>719655154
And yet it has more games than the PS5. While Sony can barely release one first party game per year, Nintendo can easily release one per month.

>>719655019
>>719655104
Don't forget that one chinky hyped AA game turned out to be a complete fucking joke and not even good as a FF16 clone.
Also the "shit smeared on the console" edition release for GoY.
And how fairgames lost both the studio founder and game director recently.

Frankly I'm really enjoying the complete and utter collapse of the fucking kikes that killed stuff like senran kagura.

>>719655000
>Reverse image search the pic
>It either redirects to a Russian site full of pictures like this one or a park in India

>>719655226
here you go faggot
>>719655537
are you mentally fucking retarded? why would you be able to reverse image search a random HWINFO?

>>719654312
>looking like that and using white emojis
cultural appropriation

>>719655154
>For a console released after almost a decade after its predecessor.
What does this even mean? That the Switch 2 should have a decade worth of exclusives right after its release date because it took almost that long to be released?

>>719655612
Nice, at least we know you aren't making shit up about your hardware like a pajeet.
Instead I can laugh at you for wasting over a grand on a PC you use to cry in 4chan about nintendo lmfao.

>>719655214
So, a 2D platformer except with continuous world instead of separate levels?
How is that even interesting?
It's like saying this car is great because it's red instead of blue.
What I mean is that Hollow Knight game is a mediocre 2D platformer with drab artstyle and boring gameplay.
I don't see how being this metrosomething solves the above problems.

>>719655537
>it's true
top KEK snoyjeet pedos are embarassing

>>719655741
Anon, I'm not the guy you're replying to, but maybe you should stop doubling down, he delivered, just leave it at that, him hating Nintendo is his own business.

>>719655741
i work from home on my pc and i've finished 49 games this year. seems like i've gotten my moneys worth and more.

>>719655795
>brown consolekek retards don't understand how reverse image search works
imagine outing yourself like this with zero shame whatsoever

>>719655371
Stop talking about other consoles in thread about Nintendo. I don't care about Sony and Microsoft.
Yes, their shitty consoles are dying and it's their problem, not mine.

>>719655880
good morning saar

>>719653239
>Metroid Prime 4 before EOY
lol, lmao

>>719655906
>I don't care about Sony and Microsoft.
>Defends Sony like if it was a damsel in distress

>>719655690
Yes. They had the time.

>>719655000
Okay so I was half wrong. You're not the schizo himself, but you are pretending to be a tendie that cares so much about TGA

>>719656045
There are other people (or bots) in this thread.

>>719656083
i'm not pretending to be anything you schizo. i came here to laugh at tendoids and that's exactly what i'm doing.

>>719656045
they're really not subtle about it aren't they?

>>719653494
>>719653635
>>719653906
>>719654174
Screen capped and added to the collage. Can’t wait to laugh at E33 fags, as if some boring western movie shit is a contender let alone a fucking video game at all

>>719652903 (OP)
Nintendo are sitting on games. Sitting on Switch 2 dev kits. What are they afraid of?

>>719652903 (OP)
I know you're too young to remember the first Switch, but this is exactly what they did last time where they release a new game every couple of months.

>>719656201
They aren’t releasing more dev kits until the switch 2 base grows because third parties will inevitably cry about Nintendo not promoting third parties enough, and that’s why their generic western shit flopped on the eshop

>>719656195
added to the collage you will never post because you're going to get anally fucking eviscerated in december? it's okay i will think of you and the embarrassment and rage you feel when you get BTFO

>>719656270
E33 is already forgotten lmao, it barely even sold past the initial honeymoon phase. Bananza is legitimately innovative and fresh and one of the best video GAMES (not interactive cutscene sim, a GAME) so I guarantee it will win

>>719655765
as i said before, not everything was made for everyone.
and since you're a lost normalfag you just wont get the intricacies that actually go into the genre.
so like i said, you'd be happier over on twitter or facebook.

>>719656342
post bathroom scale + timestamp

>>719656342
>implying anyone's talking about e33 except you
nintendo's slop for toddlers has to compete with deltarune and silksong. the only way they win is if they paid for it behind the scenes.

>>719656201
>Sitting on Switch 2 dev kits
A lot of the third party companies that matter already have dev kits and are currently making games/ports for the switch 2

>>719656462
>The mature game for mature sony gamers

>>719656462
Silksong is defacto a Nintendo game, much like Deltarune. So if Silksong wins, it’s a Nintendo W either way… but it won’t, because Bananza was better

>>719656462
>nintendo's slop for toddlers
Nintendo doesn't produce slop, Sony has a monopoly on that.

Nintendo makes game for all ages and it works.

>>719656602
>Nintendo makes game for all ages
Bananza is for toddlers and obese manchildren brandslaves. imagine hyping up a game you literally can't fail at playing

>>719656564
>>719656602
the only ones talking about sony are you two
>>719656591
>achually multiplats are ours!!!
embarrassing

>>719656195
You can drop the act. Nintendo fans don't care about the goiawards

>>719655765
yeah, to me it's all just platformers. I don't get why we need all those fancy genre names, I'm playing a platformer. that's like calling your comic a graphic novel, it's a comic.

>>719656683
>imagine hyping up a game you literally can't fail at playing
Tetris is the biggest game of all time and you can't "fail it".
>>719656731
Calling Nintendo games "slop" implies that the other devs games aren't when in fact they are the true slop.

It's actually insane how few games are getting announced and I'm starting to get worried.

I genuinely thought there would be like 100+ games announced after the thing came out and there's been no joke... maybe like 10 games announced since it released a month ago? What the fuck.

>>719656731
Yes, the multiplats have Nintendo exclusive features, are featured regularly in directs, and have most of their fanbase on Nintendo hardware so they are ours

>>719656732
>Nintendo fans don't care about the goiawards
They always get the token Family/Platformer game and barely acknowledge it.

>>719656683
>imagine hyping up a game you literally can't fail at playing
>t. the guy who marketed Astro Flop for free

>>719656934
>most of deltarune's fanbase primarily uses the switch
jesus christ what kind of delusional cope is this?

>>719656906
>Tetris is the biggest game of all time and you can't "fail it".
you can absolutely fail at tetris you retard
>>719656990
fuck sony too you absolute braindead mongoloid

>>719657021
Where do they play then? PS5? lol. Xbox? Lol

>>719652903 (OP)
no refunds, KEK!

>>719657091
PC, anon.
they play on PC.

>>719657057
>you can absolutely fail at tetris you retard
No, you end up with a low score.
Same way you end up with low Bananas in Bananza.

>>719655019
and now, without the chink multipliers

>>719657170
>BURNICE BURNICE G-ACK

>>719657091
>consolel literally can't even fathom the existence of a real vidya platform
lmao

>>719653239
>Mario Kart World
>Bonanza
>GOTY
Damn nintendo fans are delusional.

>>719657170
the multipliers are baked in to the raw data anon, the extra x1.75 is ON TOP of the estimate they are already doing, and also on top of considering console/pc estimates for hoyoslop
and mind you even that is before whatever sensortower itself does to fuck with the numbers

>>719656591
fucking lol

Base game
Windows
24 February 2017
Linux, macOS
11 April 2017
Nintendo Switch
12 June 2018
PlayStation 4, Xbox One
25 September 2018

>>719652903 (OP)
I got these yesterday, sorry you can't afford games OP

>>719657826
I don't know about the left one, but the right one is literally made for 3-year-olds.

>>719657521
its because they're tranny pedophiles that like cutesy games where you're a colorful cartoon character thats friends with le hekkin cute mushroom

>>719657941
they're both made for people under the age of 12

>>719657941
Yeah I’m still pissed this board tricked me into buying Forgotten World. Stuff like Bananza and Odyssey are great and can be enjoyed by adults because the gameplay is genuinely polished and fun, but Forgotten World is such a fucking uninteresting and slow snooze fest and actually put me into an existential crisis of “why am I 28 and playing this shit”

>>719658261
I've never played a game like Kirby Forgotten World before, but just a few minutes into playing it I felt genuinely insulted.

>>719658097
He says as this >>719656564 is the only game on PS5 that isn't a flop or multiplat

>>719658489
>everyone who hates Nintendo is a Snoy
feel free to stop embarrassing yourself any time, retard

>>719658261
I wanted to buy it but thankfully there was a free demo available (I guess a mistake on their part because it's really discouraging - you expect Mario Odyssey but with Kirby, you get braindead closed-world platformer for toddlers).

>>719653239
bing bing yahoo kart world
goty
silly little tendoid

reminder that Sony raised the prices of the PS5 and Pro despite having already moved production out of China. what an evil and greedy company.

>>719658489
I only own a PC and a Legion Go Im not a Sony fan

>>719658885
japs are jews of the east

>>719659110
>nintendo

>>719658885
consoles are dogshit as a whole and games would be better off always on pc without having to humiliate yourself by buying a toy
nintendo is getting record profits and their console is more backwards than ever
ghosting screen, phone tier battery capacity and a soc from 2020 for a price much higher than the switch oled
they make the most money per customer due to everything they have being first party and they insist on having all their shit exclusive yet their hardware is the worst platform to play their games

>>719659110
SIE is not a japanese company anon

I find it hard to believe that dk bananza took 8 years to make.

>>719659594
cry about it some more.

>>719658575
Oh sorry vegan, does that make you feel better? Is your fragile ego less bruised when I point out you sit on a fucking monitor screen like an obese retard and buy +$2000 trash to pretend it looks prettier than a tablet? Or that you spend 4+ hours on average optimizing shit emulation to pretend you "own all the games", yeah?

Is that really any better?

>>719658216
>>719658261
Post your time in the arena, faggots

>>719659802
are you expecting to get to shittalk sony like you're any better
you no longer have to buy their shitboxes to play their games and at least the hardware deal is better, you couldn't get competitive performance at the same price point from a pc until this gen because they have the decency to sell it at a loss instead of forcing everyone into the portability meme

>>719655154
More games than any other console since switch 1

>>719659869
not reading all that. lose weight and acquire some standards before ever replying to me again, tendoid

>>719659869
thats not the same guy as me (PC owner). My legion GO works better out of the box than a switch 2 does. Has better hardware, can emulate switch 1 games with little to no tinkering (lol). And has steam and xbox gamepass. There's literally no reason to play switch games or nintendo products unless you're an obese manchild that can't let go of his childhood or a pedophile tranny groomer that has the same interests as children.

>>719660308
>Vegan can't read
Every time.

>>719659869
>pretend
no one has to pretend good hardware and screens will output a better, more playable picture than a nintendo tablet made with the lowest tier parts available

>>719660330
>My legion GO works better out of the box than a switch 2 does. Has better hardware, can emulate switch 1 games with little to no tinkering (lol).

>>719660330
I disagree.

>>719660330
>you're an obese manchild
Woah, stop projecting vegan!
>pedophile tranny groomer
I said stop!

>>719660330
It takes me 10 minutes to start any new PC game because shaders compilation. Which end up micro stuttering anyway due to UE5. I went back to consoles. Have fun tranny Uzzy nsilvias on your overpriced micro vegan PC portable, you'll still be compiling shaders and waiting every day.

>>719660462
>>719660471
You can pretend like this isnt true all you want, but whats the appeal in playing games I played when I was like 8 years old? Im an adult, I dont want to play go karts and have a hekkin wholesome fun time with my colorful friends.

(Also Legion Go does have objectively better hardware than the switch 2 Im sorry your asian slave labor factories arent as good as mine)

>>719660330
>NDS niggers pay $850 for a stuttery mess that runs at 60fps on the switch 1 (with heavier ones like kirby running at a stuttery 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1tvE66oibA
you're aware even with the tariff price hikes a switch 1 is half that, right?

>>719660792
I havent had this problem you must not be very good at using computers

>>719652903 (OP)
Nintendo doesnt care what we think, Japan needs another Nuke in my personal opinion

>>719660845
>Im an adult
Buy why are you so insecure that you have to point to this obvious fact on a +18 website?

Are you trying to prove to yourself that you're not underage or something?

>>719660928
it plays more nintendo games than the switch and thousands it can't even launch due to being a toy
a console is supposed to be cheaper than a pc due to how much you lose

>>719660928
Even less of a point to buy a switch 1 LOL

>>719660928
B-B-BUT MY $700 WANNABE SHIT PC BOX...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>719660983
Stop projecting because you like games made for children (and probably also children)

>>719661075
>>it plays more nintendo games than the switch
Do PC goyim have no exclusives or something?

>>719661075
>it plays more nintendo games than the switch

>>719660928
>Game Preservation MONSTER!

>>719661158
>He says as he's absolutely seething because he got caught

>>719660929
Marvel Rivals literally has an alternative shader compilation button on the PC launcher because UE5 PC is bad times my dude.

>>719661158
>and probably also children
But why do you keep telling on yourself like that? Discord mod perhaps? I mean, those are the ones that stick to PC 24/7 so I hope that's not you friend.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE AN UNAUTHORIZED THREAD CONCERNING A NINTENDO PRODUCT.
HERE AT NINTENDO WE SUE THE FUCK OUT OF ANYONE AND EVERYONE.
WE SUE FANGAMES.
WE SUE MODDERS.
WE SUE COMPETITION.
WE EVEN FUCKIN SUE CHARITIES.
PREPARE YOUR ASSHOLE CUZ OUR LAWYERS ARE PREPARING TO FUCK YOU TO GODDAMN DEATH IN THE COURTROOM BITCH.
WE'RE GONNA SUE YOUR SORRY ASS SO HARD YOUR FUCKING GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL OWE US MONEY!

>>719661258
I wouldnt know I dont play games for trannies on my Legion Go

>>719661169
it has entire genres you can't even play on consoles
besides who cares?
multiplats are always best on pc regardless
consoles get cut down less functional versions and you get treated like a child scared of options menus and folders

why is it every time negative news about playstation/sony comes out, a nintendo seethe thread is not too far away lol

>>719661334
>I dont play games
We know, vegan

Oh look, he is throwing his temper tantrum right before he goes back to his "I'm totally not a seething snoy" character.

>>719661279
>>719661254
Most childish responses to get on here in regards to what I said. Come up with something that sounds smart and then get back to me tendie soft brain trannies.

>>719661374
>it has entire genres you can't even play on consoles
like what?

>>719661437
Projecting again? Damn.

>>719661449
The best genre of all: point and click adventures

>>719661449
rts, strategy, imsims, most mmos off the top of my head

>>719661314
>PC vegan humor

>>719661334
Legion Go can't play the most popular PC multiplayer games now that you mentioned it. Not even Battlefield 6. $800 e-waste PC Vegan product.

>The usual schizo can't wait for Thursday to become a lolcow again
>This time his character is a "Heh, I'm totally mature PC gamer unlike you"
No one is falling for it.

>>719661437
>Come up with something that sounds smart
I'm still waiting for you to do that, but all you know how to do is how to immediately project and tell on everyone else how much you like children.

Um, newsflash dude, I don't stay married to a single platform because that's short sighted and immature as hell, nor do I constantly about children like you do.

>trannies
Ohhh... That explains a lot.

>>719661583
there are tons of videos of people playing Battlefield 6 Beta on their handhelds..... the legion go included......

>>719661525
>rts,
Dead genre.
>strategy,
Also dead.
>imsims,
Dead for longer than RTS.
>most mmos off the top of my head
If you mean old MMOs, those are all dead aside from WoW who can hardly be called a traditional MMO at this point.
If you mean modern MMOlite slop, that's all playable on consoles, I will remind you FF14 is on consoles.

>PC PC PC PC
Nice try snoys, PCfags don't give two fucks about the switch or switch 2.

>>719661691
The fact the snoy has to actually shit on snoy to pretend to have a leg on this conversation...

Show how far PlayStation has fallen...

>>719661642
You cant talk about the game library of the switch 2. You can't talk about how it would appeal to adults. You can't talk about the hardware. What can you talk about other than ad hominem?

>>719661751
>types like an illiterate indian

Hello saar

>>719661241
>game preservation
all those games are readily available on stores and online right at this moment, you're not preserving shit, you're just being a parasite

>>719661659
>doesn't count
who cares what you think
the only reason for pc exclusivity is if something is too complex to convey on consoles and the vast majority of games aren't that
exclusivity is unnatural unless you're specifically using some hardware gimmick
the only way you're passing up multiplat money is if you're getting money from whoever's forcing you into exclusivity

>>719653371
Switch 2 costs same as a ps5.. what jew nigger wrote this?

Kirby Air Riders - November 20th.
Be there or be square OP.

>>719660928
>GAME PRESERVATION
gotta throw that buzz phrase in there

>>719661887
Exactly, using game preservation as an excuse to pirate games, especially those that are still available for purchase, is just pathetic. And then they still have the nerve to complain about Nintendo shutting down Yuzu and RyujinX.

>>719661691
>PCfags don't give two fucks about the switch or switch 2.
I mean most pcfags I know (myself included) have a switch to play the nintendo stuff.
It just so happens that over the years for a lot of people (myself included) said switch ended up slowly becoming the main platform over the gaming PC.
At this point the money I was saving for a better GPU is just going to go for a switch 2, though I may just wait for the oled in a few years and a 1tb card plus a pro2 controller at the slow rate I can save money.

>>719661887
it's preserving the dignity of the user by not having to buy an obsolete console

>>719652903 (OP)
You said the same about Switch 2 for 7 years. Seek help. I'm playing Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong and Fast Fusion - 3 of the best of the year.

And if you're playing Silk Song on anything but a Switch 2 this weekend, you're a laughable loser.

>>719662123
suidachi also got shanked in an alley recently which i guess was part of the reason of the caco tantrum last week

>>719662191
so you can play what?

>>719661786
You started with the ad hominem lil' dude, better owe up to it like an adult.

I'm currently 100%'ing Kirby and the Forgotten Land with the DLC, have gotten a pretty decent time in DK Bananza too, I play Mario Kart when my friends come over.

Also 100%'d TotK with the App, that and the FPS bump gave me the fuel to finally do everything.

I also recently downloaded and finished amnesia because it had a good discount in the eshop, pretty good horror game desu.

Pretty decent hardware, loads things lightning fast, the exclusives run like a dream, very much looking forward to how FFVIIR and Metroid Prime 4 run on the thing.

I don't give a shit if colorful games trigger your insecure, autistic mind, but I'm glad I'm not retarded enough that an "E" or "E10" rating blocks me from enjoying a game.

>>719658261
drink beer before you play, thank me later

>>719662191
this has to be a falseflag for tendies
did you only play cs and league on pc to have an opinion this bad

>>719652903 (OP)
Based Nintendo has proved themselves time and again. They don't need games.

>>719661879
>Back to projecting again

Roblox

>>719662191
Nice try tendiebro, PCfags don't give a shit about the switch or switch 2.

>>719654934
Most of those games you mentioned are multiplats. We know those don’t count.
Donkey Kong is a legit baby game. I’m convinced only Nintensnoy’s can defend something this mind numbingly boring to play.
>shills a $20 performance patch as a new game
Grim lineup.

>>719662416
he's a poorfag, he's already spiritually a tendie. bet he had a xx60 gpu (if that) , shit 1080p monitor, and garbage taste

>>719662347
The konami idol game would be enough of a system seller for me honestly.
Playing newer otaku games like anything inti does is gonna justify that purchase once games actually stop coming out for the switch 1 (if that ever happens at this rate).
I'm one of the people that unironically bought a vita for the sole purpose of playing DT2 back in the day.
>>719662416
I fell for the gaming PC meme once CH and other companies started doing PC ports.
I can't say I regret it, but I can't say it was a good expense.

>>719662481
yeah, that's why they are so desperate to emulate the switch 2 that they keep falling for scams like Axiom

>>719662481
Thread suggests otherwise

>>719662575
That's not a PC fag, that's the macaco falseflagging as one because snoy is literally indefensible in their current state.

>>719662558
we want to laugh at you, you don't even have any games yet
it'll take at least a year of releases to see the combined value of botw

>>719658261
I got the same feeling with Bananza that I didn’t get with Odyssey. I have no idea how the same team made both games.

>buy Switch 2 w Mario Kart World
>only play Donkey Kong Bananza
>buy Legion Go because games are less expensive and allows emulation
I don't know if I even want my Switch 2 anymore. I also have No Man's Sky but that's it. Dusksbloods and the new Metroid are the only games that interest me.

>>719662690
>He says as everyone is laughing at him instead due to the fact he's a lolcow
8 more years of you seething.

I have an okay PC and PC+Switch/Switch2 is the God combo.

>>719662378
LOL

>Desu

I see you for what you are now

>>719662690
>we
The only imbecile desperate enough to still linger on this OP falseflagging hellhole is you

>botw
The combined value of a Wii U port?

The Switch 2 has "no games", but remember, the PS5 is worth owning just because it has one actual piss-easy game that came out years after the console hit stores.
This is the mindset of snoys.

The week just started and anti-tendie is already seething hard. Did capcom's recent statement pissed him off?

>>719662930
Also, a reminder that it has been nearly an entire year since PlayStation released a game.

>>719662939
It must have.

>>719662876
>No argument

>I see you for what you are now
The fact that 4chan automatically corrects the "t.b.h" acronym to "desu"?

Are you actually this much of a newfag?

>>719662930
it's not worth it either, in a perfect world normies wouldn't be scared of computers and have actual tech literacy

>>719662939
probably that and the fact that Fairgame$ lost another director.

>>719663046
We're not afraid, we just see what it is and go a different direction.

>>719663046
>A vegan's perfect world is a monopoly with a playerbase full of smelly, obese nerds that spend all their time dick-measuring tera-flops and using a billion irrelevant customization options to get 0.0001% better performance on their run-of-the-mill rts games and crashing emulators
Yikes

>>719662939
>>719663070
>the fairgames news
>snoy sold evo to pajeets
>rumors of another price hike
>the "shit smeared in the console" GoY edition console and controller
>yet another astro turf controller SKU
>chink and gook gacha fucking collapsed hard, glowies can't even use that to pretend that japan is losing anymore
>now the crapcom news
it's been an awful week for snoyim and westoids and it's only the second day of the week

>>719663164
>see what it is
a free platform that rewards not crying and shitting yourself at the sign of gui without big letters

>>719663262
there would be no emulators in a monopoly retard
also consoles all have monopoly on you and their grasp is way tighter
you can't do anything on them that they don't let you do to begin with

>>719662690
>we want to laugh at you
Who's we? everyone knows it's just you "laughing" by yourself. You spend an entire day samefagging on that worst fanbase thread

>you don't even have any games yet
Let it go. Your cope is outdated and gay

>>719663340
>NOOOO HOW DARE YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES QUICK AND EASILY, YOU SHOULD SPEND 20 HOURS BEFORE ON THE SETTINGS AND TAMPERING WITH THE CODE!

>>719663340
Are you a linuxfag?
Nobody wants to use linux, fuck off.

I recently ordered a 1TB microSD Express card so I could anticipate some of the big ports like Elden Ring and Yakuza Kiwami 2, without having to uninstall games that I regularly play in-between such as rhythm stuff for instance (Project Diva costs nearly 50GB with all the DLCs).

>>719663608
>>719663608
yeah you're stupid, you'd rather suffer for 20 hours than spend 5 minutes looking at menus with scary words in them

>>719663623
you're too stupid for macos, you're not exactly in touch with the people
they'll use whatever's on their systems especially now with proton

>>719663671
>>719663608

theres no way you guys actually think this? It takes me 1 minute to boot up most games. Are you actually retarded?

>>719663487
>there would be no emulators in a monopoly retard
There wouldn't be discounts or need to stay competitive with the specs either, faggot.

>consoles all have monopoly on you and their grasp is way tighter
That's impossible, three major companies are competing for the space, they can't mess up for too long without their bottom line getting affected.

Do you even understand what a monopoly is?

>>719663875
seething

>>719652903 (OP)
>What was Nintendo doing through all this time?
Counting their money after you gullible suckers bought a restrictive console instead of a new PC or upgrading it.

>>719663749
>Had to quote me twice in his seething

>you'd rather suffer for 20 hours than spend 5 minutes looking at menus with scary words in them
Yes, I want to play the game now, I don't give a shit if the character's mustache looks one pixel off, I'm not autistic.

>1 minute
Cool, takes me like 10 seconds on the Switch 2

>>719663340
Just checked and PCs run about $2000 so it's not free

>>719663936
>There wouldn't be discounts or need to stay competitive with the specs either, faggot.
what need is there right now? the competition doesn't come from consoles, people pick pc for either high end shit or just the pc functionality while consoles are picked by brainlets filtered by tech
the two don't really have an overlap

>That's impossible, three major companies are competing for the space, they can't mess up for too long without their bottom line getting affected.
they're competing for relevance, not for games
the consumer doesn't benefit from console wars in any way
steam is already winning so hard on that front despite having no competition on pc at all

>>719663701
>(Project Diva costs nearly 50GB with all the DLCs).
I find it very telling of the state of this dogshit industry in the western side when people playing on a japanese platform consider 50GBs to be a massive game.
Meanwhile even solodev indies in the west are reaching that point thanks to UE and unity being that bloated, while actual big games are speedrunning towards the 1TB mark.

>>719664101
>i am stupid
thanks for verifying that again

>>719664104
free as in you're not relying on the toymaker to give you a fucking internet browser lmao
you decide what goes on your pc

come over to pc, we don't have console wars, we have gpu wars

>>719664297
I decided to not game on a PC

>>719664307
you also have storefront wars, peripheral wars, browser wars, and OS wars.

>>719653034
>> "It must be good it sold so many copies"

>>719664307
those aren't even a fraction as obnoxious or relevant

>>719659594
>games would be better off always on pc without having to humiliate yourself by buying a toy
Graphic cards are toys anon, some even come baked with colorful lights like baby toys.

>>719664196
>what need is there right now?
So you admit there's no need to improve specs further? Do you finally understand the concept of Moore's law?

Nice, too bad you already wasted $2000+ for it.

>the consumer doesn't benefit from console wars in any way
It pushes companies to make good games and have competitive prices, not Nintendo's fault Sony and MS are doing this poorly, but it's a guarantee they would be even worse if Nintendo didn't exist.

>steam is already winning so hard on that front
So even in that reductionism, Steam is just the fourth competitor, "winning" means nothing, but I'm glad it exists.

That's not something that your tiny brain could understand, sadly.

>>719653371
why dont they release that slop of a game that is wilds on switch 2?

>>719664297
>Ad hominem again
Incredible.

>>719664616
Do you think a game that can barely function on a top-of-the-line rig has any chance of working on a Switch 2?

>>719664676
Tell that to that faggot of a CEO Capcom has.

>>719664241
It's sorta funny considering in the late 2000's / early 2010's, we used to make fun of visual novels like Grisaia costing a whopping 12GB for just 2D sprites, illustrations, text and voice-acting. Back when 20GB was relatively rare for a 3D game.
What's even more baffling is the size difference between the PC/PS4 versions of a game and its Switch port, you go from +60GB on Ace Combat 7 to less than 16GB on Switch (with only a slight degradation on textures)

>>719664510
esl?
there's no need to stay competitive nor are consoles actually impacting the competition because the markets aren't exactly overlapping
specs will continue improving because silicon engineers get off on seeing bigger numbers and they want to keep making money selling new shit

>It pushes companies to make good games and have competitive prices, not Nintendo's fault Sony and MS are doing this poorly, but it's a guarantee they would be even worse if Nintendo didn't exist.
how good games are are completely unrelated to the hardware they're sold on

>So even in that reductionism, Steam is just the fourth competitor, "winning" means nothing, but I'm glad it exists.
steam is already winning harder than any console yet they have the most benevolent people in the industry in charge
look up sony or nintendo's refund terms and come back

>>719664676
World team can't do optimization, but let Risechads fix Milds.

>>719664869
would rather just have a new portable game.

>>719664804
>Ad hominem?
>specs will continue improving because silicon engineers get off on seeing bigger numbers and they want to keep making money selling new shit
Which is why I implied you were being reductionist about it, competition between graphic card engineers is still a thing, but even then, PC-only environments that disregard console competition are still blind to gameplay-related advancements in the industry, as well as game making companies not needing to create appealing products, while graphics themselves become a less rewarding and more needlessly expensive avenue as years go by, leading to stagnation.

>>719664804
>how good games are are completely unrelated to the hardware they're sold on
Actually profoundly retarded take, companies like Nintendo quite literally hold philosophies like "A single good game can change everything" (BOTW), and this is because, in a competitive market, having a game so good that it sells your consoles is a necessity, and competitive companies strive for that.

What are you even trying to say here?

>yet they have the most benevolent people in the industry
Yeah, okay, you're just a delusional fanboy, holy shit, NOBODY in the industry is your friend or "the good ones" lad.

>>719664993
We are getting Stories 3 for now.

>>719665154
there's nothing unique about consoles that lets them have specific gameplay advances you couldn't have if you just sold it as a fully functional pc

>having a game so good that it sells your consoles is a necessity, and competitive companies strive for that.
yes, it's good for a company, not a consumer
thank you very much for admitting that

>>719665154
>NOBODY in the industry is your friend or "the good ones" lad.
if steam with their great user experience and generous customer focused approach isn't my friend then what are the corporations that desperately want to trap you in their ecosystem only to not let you have any refunds whatsoever?

>>719665164
>implying that they wont fuck it up too
bet they are making it on UE5

ITT: Tendies and Console loving Poorfags not realizing that consoles are just smaller shitter PCs worth crappier less customizable operating systems that locks them out of unapproved software

>>719666145
>worth
with

>>719666145
Works on my machine

>>719666145
>PCvegan has nothing to play, so he comes to 4chan seeking the attention he never got from his parents.

>>719666375
this is such a terrible troll pretending to be retarded isnt funny anymore. We all know the switch has a limited and highly expensive game library. PC has literally almost everything. Plus all of the capabilities of a computer. If you're making a serious point you're either stupid or 12.

>>719666542
>PCvegan has nothing to play, so he comes to 4chan seeking the attention he never got from his parents.

>>719665449
>there's nothing unique about consoles that lets them have specific gameplay advances you couldn't have if you just sold it as a fully functional pc
DS
3DS
Wii
>B-but those can be accessories!
Extremely expensive products that would need to be purchased as an add on to the already expensive PC build would spill doom to these kind of games that wouldn't have thrived otherwise, no experimentation of this kind would have ever happened.

>yes, it's good for a company, not a consumer, thank you very much for admitting that
The costumer gets the good games, learn some reading comprehension

>if steam with their great user experience and generous customer focused approach isn't my friend
>T-there's NOTHING bad with my favorite platform
Jesus Christ, how much of a fanboy are you?

- Greenligthed shovelware to the point hundreds of asset flips a month would just be shovelled into the greenlight program and upvoted into the store by bots
- Worked with Bethesda to try and implement paid mods into Skyrim's steam workshop page.
- CS2, CSGO and CSS missing features at launch
- Removal of ability to skin Steam client
- Not porting games to source 2, like L4D2 or TF2
- perception that valve corporate structure and peer-reviewed salary system incentivises short-term high value projects
- banned over 12,000 non-cheating modern warfare players
- private info leak in 2015
- Letting roughly 80% of team fortress 2's player count be bots.

Fuck off with your childish black or white worldview.

>>719653239
>charging $20 for extra frames
am i the only one who thinks this is fucking insane? I mean I paid for the Kirby upgrade because I really liked the game but still.

>>719666886
if snoy and microjeet were still giving nintendo any competition whatsoever those would be free

>>719666886
So we're just ignoring the DLC now?

>>719666629
they are all old and their sole gimmick was having a touchscreen
the switch is the least innovative nintendo console ever regardless and you'd have to be stupid they'll ever try again after its unprecedented success

>The costumer gets the good games
and there's nothing that states those games need that hardware
good games are good regardless

>that wall of text
and yet none of this impacts steam as a platform
they're actively decentralising and ceding control over their users with the push to linux and giving away their progress for free while nintendo is rabid about emulation

>>719663701
>the 1tb is back in stock
Fuck, I just got the 512 thinking it would never be back in stock

>>719661659
>i dont have it on my fisher-price tablet! that means its dead!
lol

>>719667082
>they are all old
And wouldn't have happened at all if PC had always had a monopoly, stop deflecting.

>the switch is the least innovative nintendo console ever
It's still a hybrid console designed to be played in console form, handheld mode, and table top mode, with detachable controllers that, although didn't create the trend, still helped popularize it to the point companies are now starting to copy that control scheme.

>and there's nothing that states those games need that hardware
I already explained why competition lead to the creation of those games, continue playing stupid.

>and yet none of this impacts steam as a platform
It does? Did you just gloss over the evidence of how fucked up Valve and Steam can be at times? Or is your childhood hero getting crushed right now and you just close your ears and scream to the void?

>decentralising and ceding control over their users with the push to linux and giving away their progress for free
Lol, straight out of a press speech, are you being paid for this perhaps?

>>719666961
>$10 for the extra frames
>$10 for the DLC
>no way to get one without the other, forced to by both or neither
Still sounds like a problem to me

>>719662558
... desperate? the only 'tendo game i want to emulate is splatoon raiders but thats not even out yet.

>>719667589
I saw a $20 expansion, which I've seen for other games.

>>719661525
>rts, strategy, sim
Those are present on Switch between Densha de Go (more arcade than outright sim tho), Company of Heroes, Pikmin, Grimgrimoire Oncemore, Nobunaga, etc. Those genres are not even exclusive to PC.
Nevermind that the joycon mice makes possible to see more RTS games in the future on the Nintendo ecosystem, like the Stronghold or Age of Empires (the latter was ported on Playstation already)

>>719667581
touchscreens wouldn't happen? is that your argument now?

>still helped popularize it to the point companies are now starting to copy that control scheme.
switch control scheme is the most bog standard of all, home consoles have had it since the ps2
it's quite literally a generic controller stapled to a tablet

>I already explained why competition lead to the creation of those games, continue playing stupid.
there's nothing that makes those games success specifically linked to their consoles

>It does? Did you just gloss over the evidence of how fucked up Valve and Steam can be at times? Or is your childhood hero getting crushed right now and you just close your ears and scream to the void?
you're shilling for nintendo and getting assfucked harder than ever, look in the mirror for once

>freedom doesn't matter, give me bing bing wahoo pacifier and i won't complain about being enslaved!
as expected of a consolecuck

>>719668029
>touchscreens wouldn't happen? is that your argument now?
Not in a way that significantly involve games that popularize the scheme so that "PC users" could eventually adapt to it.

Nice job ignoring motion controls, by the way.

>switch control scheme is the most bog standard of all, home consoles have had it since the ps2. it's quite literally a generic controller stapled to a tablet
Detachable controllers with asymmetrical positions that can be played either together or held sideways and that have built in gyro and HD rumble
are "like the PS2"?

Even without factoring the mouse scene for Switch 2?

>there's nothing that makes those games success specifically linked to their consoles
Keep pretending to be retarded while closing your ears , I will not repeat myself, take the L like a man.

>look in the mirror for once
Holy projection, amazing how much you lack self-awareness.

>F-FREEDOM!
Yeah... Having my games deleted by payment processors doesn't scream "freedom" to me, but I know you'll defend valve and treat them like the good guys here, vegan.

>as expected of a consolecuck
Aaaand back to name-calling and screeching, lol.

>>719666145
Jokes on you, if I even bothered to get the build I wanted it would be a glorified xbox chained to my TV, controller only, no keyboard or mouse, locked down sitting right next to my xbox Switch and PS4 . Also why the fuck would I need to hack or cheat in a game or steal a game, I already never did that on the laptop or smartphone I already own.

>>719652903 (OP)
Video games?

>>719668536
my guy, those games wouldn't even be allowed on consoles to begin with, the corpos are all perfect obedient slaves as are their users that will stop at nothing to deepthroat them

>>719668842
>The corpos
So we agree then, ALL corpos, which is what the delusional PCvegan doesn't quite understand

>>719668931
The 'caco is not a vegan, he's a seething falseflagging snoy.

Thanks for entertaining the monkey tho

>>719668931
if anything like that happened on a console there would be no drama, they'd just swallow it like they did with having to pay for online which is something that impacts near every single customer
pc actually lets you have individuality, on consoles you're a faceless slave only defined by how much you consume

>>719669074
>pc actually lets you have individuality, on consoles you're a faceless slave only defined by how much you consume
Yet you can't seem to keep Gabe's cock out of your throat for more than five minutes.

Funny how that works huh?

>>719669185
pc as a platform entrusts you with actual functionality
you don't even have a fucking file manager, you need to jailbreak your shit for it because that's how much of a slave you really are

>>719669252
you type like someone who doesn't actually own a PC.

>>719669252
>you need to jailbreak
Oh, so it's still possible to modify consoles to your convenience with full freedom?

You faggots don't seem to care about legality anyway, so wouldn't this be the same?

>>719669252
my video games device works as a video games device, i don't need to run troonix or windows on it, i have a pc for that
i have "do it all" smart device fatigue

>>719669356
>it's possible, only it takes years and permanently nukes your console offline

>>719669385
consoles are literally smart devices with their babyfied frontends

>>719669509
>I should trow out random computer terms. that'll convince them I actually own a PC.

>>719669509
>only it takes years
Well it already happened to the switch and I can play every game in existence on it too with that in mind. Don't care for online

>>719669624
>he's lying because he's actually doing 5d chess while he's actually a snoy
you tendies are fucking deranged
i'm literally playing tf2 right now

>>719669694
pcs are completely unlocked from the get go and you have to do something asinine like setting up a botnet to get hardware banned into perma offline and even then it's not global
with consoles you have to wait for years to get something that's still significantly worse than pc piracy but it's also completely fucking kneecapped into being emulator tier functionality wise

>>719669509
I will take the bait.
Freedom for what exactly? Can you shill me that in detail?
Hard mode: No piracy mentions, I like supporting the creators that make stuff that pander to me.
Impossible mode: Nothing I can't already do on a phone or PC either.

>>719669907
did you reply to the wrong post retard

>>719652903 (OP)
It's a soft launch. They don't want people jumping ship from Switch 1 until they really have to pull the plug on it. Then when that system is buried they can release what they were actually working on and people will be like holy shit look at all these new games

>>719669850
>like setting up a botnet to get hardware banned into perma offline and even then it's not global
Good thing I wouldn't even have to deal with that, pretty unintuitive to take so many steps and acquire unnecessary knowledge just to simulate "freedom!"

>>719666937
>it's sony fault jewtendo are jews

>>719670059
are you illiterate?
you need to do something utterly extreme to get online banned, realistically it's impossible
but it's the standard on consoles

>>719670114
There aren't any jews in Nintendo, it runs on pure samurai spirit, you can call them greedy though. The jew fears the samurai.

Not everyone greedy is a jew, but every jew is greedy kind of thing.

Why does this console piss off PC vegans? is it because there's no switch 2 emulator?

>>719669726
I never called you a snoy.

>>719652903 (OP)
desperately trying to avoid their new brick from ever getting hacked to the point they refuse to even give developers dev kits

>>719669726
>im playing tf2 right now
>just casually admits that he is a third-world brownoid.

>>719670325
then what's the implication? clearly i'm not a tendie and you're trying to gaslight yourself into believing i don't have a pc
are you not capable of following your own thought processes?

>>719670180
>are you illiterate?
Are you?
Literal fucking faggot, I'm referring to the possibility of getting my PC and/or consoles banned because I'm not doing the potentially illegal shit you're so proud of, in the name of "freedom!"

>you need to do something utterly extreme to get online banned
Oh, so it's possible, which goes right back to my point.

Reminder that Valve banned over 12000 MW players out of literally nothing, and now they have retarded AI checking for speech as well.

>>719670391
devs such as?

>>719670265
That must be a big reason.

They've also gotten scammed by indians due to their desperation

>>719670415
I just implied that you didn't have a PC, you dumb faggot.

>>719670429
actual fucking nigger
no amount of piracy will lead to a pc hardware ban
with a console it's immediate
they don't want you to jailbreak it, they want you to stay in jail
there's your lack of freedom, you're not allowed to have any unapproved functionality

>brings up a decade old event that got reversed
this is your prime argument? a mistake?

>>719670396
name a better game in the genre then

>>719652903 (OP)
Anyone know if target or bestbuy has pay by installments instead of one lump sum?

>>719670689
Deadlock

>>719670618
>no amount of piracy will lead to a pc online ban
Lol, you just admitted it can, retard.

>there's your lack of freedom, you're not allowed to have any unapproved functionality
Like getting the games for free? Or shilling your Patreon funded ROMhack trash?

Because that's all you vegans brag about, never about anything else. I commend your euphemisms, you sound like a decent politician.

>this is your prime argument? a mistake?
Something that PROVED Steam can very easily take away access from the game? Yeah, it's still relevant, vegan.

>>719670546
then what do i have mr schizo mastermind?

>>719670891
i dunno. But judging by the way you type, not a PC

>>719670883
>Lol, you just admitted it can, retard.
where did you extrapolate this from retard

>Like getting the games for free? Or shilling your Patreon funded ROMhack trash?
like having access to a fucking browser or being able to alter your game in any manner
imagine having to pull out your fucking phone instead of just alt tabbing

>Something that PROVED Steam can very easily take away access from the game? Yeah, it's still relevant, vegan.
steam got legally fucked into being a superior service than any console and even in the worst case scenario they'll still do better
you can still play old games on new hardware, nintendo and sony wants to resell all that shit back to you

>>719671120
>like having access to a fucking browser
Already have a browser in my pocket, a laptop right next to me, even Xbox has one, oh and the smart TV. What else?

>>719671120
>where did you extrapolate this from retard
From your own hypothetical, faggot.

>to a fucking browser
Absolutely irrelevant to gaming, what the fuck kind of point are you even trying to make? Wanna have your Xbox One to watch TV while you're at it?

>imagine having to pull out your fucking phone
Oh no the horror!

Lol

>being able to alter your game
So mods... Woah, how unique.
Or... Other kind of "alterations" which considering how much you vegans brag about certain "changes", yeah...

>>719671120
>steam got legally fucked
No way! A gaming platform that has close to a monopoly in the PC ecosystem and can act on their own Accord can do shit that would warrant legal action? Who would have guessed!

But thanks for proving my point at last, vegan, not so much the good guys without legal action huh?

>you can still play old games on new hardware
Consoles also have retrocompatibility?

>nintendo and sony wants to resell all that shit back to you
Sony maybe, Nintendo wants me to pay for the online, then I just get their old games as a bonus.

I'm sorry but you have to be retarded to buy this console as it is now and not wait for the OLED model and a more enticing library. You don't need to play kirby racing day one. It pales in comparison to game which actually are a big deal and worth buying a new console to experience like GTA 6

>>719671839
>You don't need to play kirby racing day one.
But I want to.

>>719671806
>Sony maybe, Nintendo wants me to pay for the online, then I just get their old games as a bonus.
actually pretty sure a full year of NSO premium (the highest tier i forgot the name of) is cheaper than a month of PS plus or ultimate goypass these days

>>719671898
It is

I ended up getting a switch 2 first week, my plan was to sell switch and just use the new one as the upgrade. Then I realized you can't just play all your old games without buying upgrades. You have to look up which game does what or if it's compatible. Fuck that.

Sold on FB marketplace for a quick hundo profit.

-MK World is not urgent to get, same shit every generation.
-Donkey Kong looks so much worse than Oddesey, I can't compare it on the same level. They have one innovative gimmick and made a game where you smash stuff to find it.

Future:
- Metroid Prime 4 might be good, but after waiting forever patiently, it looks dated as fuck in the trailer, I'm uninterested.
- Splatoon, let dumbass kids play this.
- Kirby Air Riders, like a gayer Mario Kart. Why would I get this before MK?


Want:
- Smash Bros, just update graphics and add more characters.
- Zelda, please something new, not BOTW 3, it's almost like expansions at this point.
- Real Mario game, fuck the donkey kong shit.
- Pokemon game for switch 2, not switch 1 + 60 fps
- Bring back an abandoned ip and make it AAA

I dunno overall switch 2 feels like switch 1.5 but they are hyping DLC + patches as full games. I just want to get rid of switch 1 and play it on 2.

>>719671806
nothing about my hypothetical implies those are even close to equivalent
the chance of being hardware banned from online for piracy is smaller than the chance of not being banned for the same thing on console

>it's irrelevant that this device is so cucked i need to split basic shit into multiple devices
what next? you don't mind the retarded defaults? you never want to mod? those are irrelevant as well?

yeah, steam, despite being relevant for a significantly shorter period of time, has been more customer friendly than sony and nintendo that's been the case for years and no one is even trying to snub them for this disparity, you slaves just accept it
>Nintendo wants me to pay for the online, then I just get their old games as a bonus.
remind me how much they're charging for those ancient pokemon games again?

>>719672217
>Then I realized you can't just play all your old games without buying upgrades.
This is a lie.
You can't play your old games when they aren't compatible with the pseudoemulator the Switch2 uses.
The upgrades are texture+performance packs.

>>719672384
>You can't play your old games when they aren't compatible with the pseudoemulator the Switch2 uses.
Pretty sure they fixed most of the games that had issues at this point, the ones remaining are likely in the 2 digits, if that.

>>719672384
with kirby forgotten land correct me if imn wrong here, but you cant get just the framerate and res bump without buying the $20 dlc

>>719672262
>the chance of being hardware banned from online for piracy is smaller
So it happens, which immediately defeats your previous absolutist statement, retard.

>I need to split basic shit into multiple devices
Yes? How is that a fucking problem? Again, do we also need the all in one "TV Box" Xbox One for faggots like you to feel complete?

Who the fuck doesn't have a smartphone around to quickly pull out and browse? How many microseconds so you lose doing that over opening the tab? 3?

>you never want to mod?
No? Games are designed to be played in a certain way, if the game is not to my interest, I move to a new one, there are so many games our there that I don't need to change a game I'm already playing.

Most mods don't even necessarily improve a game, sometimes they make them worse, or are just shallow and unnecessary, might as well look for flash fan games or something.

>retarded defaults?
You are so brainrotted by toggles and bars that now you think defaults are retarded.

>you slaves just accept it
You keep sucking Gabe's cock despite acknowledging his platform has been subject to legal action to actually "get better", take your own advice and look at a mirror.

>how much they're charging for those ancient pokemon games again?
I'm getting XD and Colosseum for free in a few months?

>>719672951
2 more than the ps5. :)

>>719672951
>Next month
>4 GAMES
>Next month
>5 GAMES
>Next month
>6 GAMES
>Etc.

>>719673058
>50 GAMES I DON'T KNOW WHY

It is odd we’re reaching the 4th month of it being out and only 3 first party games even have a release

>>719672791
do you not see the retardation of arguing that 0.00001% chance is just as bad as 99.99999% chance just because the former is not zero?
hell, you're so fucking stubborn on this that it sounds like you actually have proof for it? why else would you have this much confidence

>how is being sold a piece of hardware that doesn't trust you with internet access or basic multitasking a problem?
>microseconds
alt tabbing and typing on a keyboard takes a fraction of the time than having to do the retard shuffle

>Games are designed to be played in a certain way, if the game is not to my interest, I move to a new one, there are so many games our there that I don't need to change a game I'm already playing.
bootlicking magpie, doesn't see the value of individual games and thinks the developers are always right
emblematic of the consolefag mindset

>You are so brainrotted by toggles and bars that now you think defaults are retarded.
imagine admitting that you don't actually own the game on console
fyi i meant the dogshit default settings but you also managed to expose more console slavery, thanks

you keep sucking nintendo's cock despite acknowledging nothing about it has actually improved for 20 years because you're addicted to recapturing the bing bing wahoo from your childhood
>I'm getting XD and Colosseum for free in a few months?
how about the games people actually wanted to play?

>>719672451
Almost all the Nintendo games are playable, but there is still issues on 3rd parties.
I checked the eShop the other day on my S2 and I can't buy Nier:Automata because of lack of compatibility.

>>719672681
You can still play the game if you own it, the upgrade is paywalled.

>>719673330
Direct next week, kiddo.

Their strategy is only announcing games on the short (1-3 months) and middle (current year) games. To let them have the spotlight.

>>719654353
Based Geoff
Choosing games with breathtaking visuals and captivating stories.

>>719666145
>haha all consoles suck PCMR btw d-don't talk about h-hardware sales now b-bye!!
Thank you for introducing yourself PC Vegan. See yourself back to your Valve Vegan PCMR discord group with your boyfriend nsilvias Uzzy. There are dozens of you dickless trannies, dozens of you will outnumber consoles. 2 more weeks until Steam Machines come back and Steam VR buyer's remorse wears off for you trannies.

Hope your GPU randomly driver crashing with coil whine noise and oxidizing Intel CPUs can last another year, wouldn't want you to pay 999 dollars for a new GPU or 500 for a CPU.

Tendies let’s play a game where you have to give up one thing


>interracial cuckold porn
>grooming children
>your Fischer price leap pad game console
>mommy issues
>gay sex
>being a furry
>being a tranny

>>719673768
that 999 dollar gpu has more than 10x the performance of your toy lmao

>>719673964
No one needed to know your list of fetishes.

>>719673964
>>interracial cuckold porn
Sony actual has a game about it.
>>grooming children
Sony VP's case
>>your Fischer price leap pad game console
PS Portal, you can't actually use it without a PS5, so it's Fisher Price tier without add-ons
>>mommy issues
Tekken player are usually black men that grew without fathers, Tekken isn't in Nintendo.
>>gay sex
The Last of Us Part II
>>being a furry
Partial point, I think they are everywhere except maybe Xbox.
>>being a tranny
Sony did an ally parade.

>>719674089
>I know you are but what am gkyjx

>>719673964
>interracial cuckold porn: NuGoW
>grooming children: George Cacioppo and Roblox on PS5
>your Fischer price leap pad game console: PS Portal
>mommy issues: Being a snoy (the main audience are niggers)
>gay sex: TLOU2, Concord
>being a furry: See the mommy issues category
>being a tranny: Playstation prefers to organize tranny parades over making games

>>719674043
NVIDIA's quasi monopoly with PC GPU price fixing, unoptimized Gaytracing requirements, and Epic Unreal Engine 5 are buckbreaking your Intel oxidizing dying CPU harder than my posts could Uzzy. So I'm not even gonna try to play your childish PCMR Vegan warring games.

>>719674203
>Being this mad

>>719674174
Idgaf about snoy or the piss station 5, they’re gay ass normie pandering means nothing. I’ve never seen anyone cool, good looking, or successful playing a Nintendo device as an adult. I usually see fat neck beards, furries, and trannies, and beta males. This is coming from someone who’s lived in almost every state in the US

>>719674397
What do crayons taste like

>>719674376
and yet the nintendo hardware offers worse value than that literally hitler company despite being a console with a fraction of the functionality and games it can play
what does it say about them?

>>719674464
>Being so mad he has to use playground insults

>>719674402
>I’ve never seen anyone cool, good looking, or successful playing a Nintendo device as an adult.
Some famous people do, but you can argue they are paid to do it.
I know some successful people that do it, but mostly stick to normalfag-tier games on it.
There are some pretty girls that play S2 on YT, but again, you can argue they are doing it for the money.

>>719674579
They use that one a lot at the playgrounds you hang out in?

>There is no fix for Intel’s crashing 13th and 14th Gen CPUs — any oxidation damage is permanent and no BIOS flashing can alter this behavior
>GPU prices cost 500 dollars for 16GB entry VRAM GPUs
It's PC Valve Vegan meat apocalypse.

>>719673964
I would rather give up my dignity than give up any of those. snoy btw.

>>719674801
those entry level gpus stomp any console btw
the switch 2 in particular is so weak you need to go back to 2016 and buy a $100 gpu because anything more expensive just shreds it

>>719675060
kek

>>719674774
Weird projection.

>>719675162
Sick T-Shirt, it's a shame it looks like a cheap printout work.

>>719674962
>https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/Steam-Hardware-Software-Survey-Welcome-to-Steam
The VRAM in 8GB GPUs sold in the last 6 years make them effectively e-waste. Even that might RTX 5060 8GB blows. Not that you would know about tech since you probably consider turning on DLSS to play games on your PC to be native resolution. Half of Steam's userbase has inferior specs to the consoles and can't even play 4K. In the village of the blind PC nsilvias Uzzy tranny GTX 1660 decade old PCMR builds, the one-eyed PC Vegan anon from 4chan with a $4000 PC build is king.

>no games
>i dont know why
>never shoulda bought this switch poo

The media tells you this thing is the worlds fastest selling console, but if you actually go outide into shops or ask your friends about it nobody gives a shit. Nintendo is selling people on a manufactured false reality

>>719675318
consoles run on settings below what that 8gb vram limits those gpus to btw
it's a unified ram which means it's eaten by os and running the game

>>719675423
The 4chan Redditor PCMR tells you this Steam Deck is the worlds poorest selling console, but if you actually touch grass instead of PC platform warring on /g/ and /v/ and ask your friends about it nobody gives a shit about the Valve Vegan Deck. Nintendo Switch 2 is selling outselling my nsilvias Uzzy master tranny trace portable niche PC in record numbers.

>>719675215
It took you 15 minutes to come up with this response?

>>719675423
>"S-Switch 2 sales are fake because...I said so!"
Weird cope

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/nsilvias%20Uzzy/
>tendies have multiple deranged schizos now

>>719675731
Do you know anyone who owns one outside of the internet

>>719675329
Even your ported meme is half-assed.

>>719673512
Do you not see the retardation in arguing in absolutes while knowing that you're doing something you shouldn't and that you can get banned out of it?

>you're so fucking stubborn on this that it sounds like you actually have proof for it?
Sealioning now? Really? When I just gave a few examples that you promptly chose not to read nigger?

>alt tabbing and typing on a keyboard takes a fraction of the time than having to do the retard shuffle
Oh no! I lost 0.4 seconds pulling my phone! Do you not see the retardation in how you're trying to blowup this nitpick into an actual issue that affects anyone?


>NOOOOO I CAN'T TAKE THE WORK OF OTHERS AND PLACE A NUDE SKIN ON THE GIRL PROTAGONIST! GABE SAVE MEEE!
This is how you sound, and yes, I'd rather try the games in developer intended ways, faggot.

>emblematic of the consolefag mindset
Something you're so brainrotted you can't even fathom, vegan.

>imagine admitting that you don't actually own the game on console
Again with this retarded logic? Typical of veganism, everything is in extremes.

No, I don't own the assets, settings and the characters in movies I purchased from the store from my pleasing to change and modify.

Try to pull that logic to your god Gabe and or to official policies of steam and see how that goes for you.

>dogshit default settings
You assuming they're dog shit tells more on you than me.

First I'm a consoletard and now I'm a tendie? Stick to a narrative vegan.

Oh, wait, maybe you're finally going mask off, snoy?

>how about the games people actually wanted to play?
Got the upgrade for Scarlet and Violet for free too, but I see you're invested in the pokemon series enough to know which games "people want to play", I wonder why that is?

>>719675651
I wanted to be as fast as you to see what it's like to be a retard.

The Valve Vegan has begun dumping his anti consoles folder. This is how 54 year old balding PCMR Uzzy and nsilvias behave.

the moment the super fanboys stop buying, switch 2 is gonna come to a crawl. There simply is no mass appealing game and even donkey kong is wearing thin already

>>719673512
>just sit at the retard desk that way you won't need a portable browser

>>719675848
What do any of those have to do with me I don’t own anything from those companies

>>719675329
Ported meme. Bring something original.
>>719675423
>Nintendo lies to its investors and makes itself legally liable for market manipulation to own the Snoychuds
Holy based, buying 2 more consoles now.

>>719675887
>Two more weeks

>>719675887
2 more weeks until Steam Deck will outsell N-Gage, Ouya, PS Vita, Wii U. Have faith and stay in the PC platform warring boxing ring PC troon sisters nsilvias Uzzy.

>>719675930
>Says Rajesh as he defends Sony's soiled honor

>>719675767
Yes, I have cousins and friends that own one. Are you going to claim they're not real or they're brainwashed cultists?

>>719675942
this but unironically, the delcine is already happening in japan as evidenced by famitsu DK performance

>>719675770
>>719675931
>i spend all my time inside
>now that the launch hype has died, all i see is no games
>just like the wii u, it's remindin' me of a memory of a time when

[chorus]
>I cried so hard for games at launch
>but in the end, its just got no games
>bought switch online and paid so much
>but in the end, its just got no games

>>719676173
ported meme

Shittiest nintendo ever. Brings absolutely nothing new to the table.

>>719676173
>Still nothing original
Just like Sony, a true fan.

>>719676217
>google Nintendo fans
>obese beta males
>niggers
>trannies sitting on a city sidewalk

>>719675819
alright tendie, prove that anyone got online banned for piracy
you can't because unlike consoles, steam or any other store doesn't get to control your entire system

phones are slower, type slower and switching to using them takes slower
they're shit compared to alt tabbing, no question about it
the only way you'd disagree is if you can't touch type and that's a skill isue

>developer intended
ah yes, worshipping people who make games is healthy, they're infaillible

>Something you're so brainrotted you can't even fathom, vegan.
no, i can fathom being low iq, we were all console children at some point
the difference is that having a triple digit iq lets you grow out of that phase because you don't like being talked down to by using a console

modding on steam is completely encouraged? workshop is perfectly integrated you cuck, you can change everything you want

>You assuming they're dog shit tells more on you than me.
yeah, 60fps fucking sucks yet that's all you get
that tells you i have a higher standard for games, true

>I wonder why that is?
because i was a child like you once

>>719675982
>get owned on /v/ and then default into calling the person who trolled him a Snoy loving Indian

Classic

>>719675897
there's absolutely nothing about pcs that confines you to a desk
all you need is a flat surface for your mouse, you can use controllers too

snoys are working overtime. For free.

>>719662049
this game isnt as a big a deal as the 20 people who played the original want people to believe it is

>>719676459
Tasks as simple as using your hand to retrieve objects from your pocket are too much of an inconvenience for you so I won't be taking your advice on QOL improvements.

>>719676431
>pretends he won so he can pretend he's not a faggot who is defending a company

Classic

After getting destroyed in a verbal argument about the monopoly that PC gaming is under by Valve Vegan, NVIDIA, and Intel self-destructing CPUs the 65 year old man behind his master Pledditor PCMR the fanboy warring vegan creature begins dumping his anti-console folder in a desperate attempt to save face complete with random bouts of schizophrenia about Indians and other random racial slurs that come to him like the way he shits himself at random in bed.

>>719676656
now you're the one who's projecting your raging for your corporate nintendo overlords so hard and I haven't tried to shill a single Pisstation 5.

>>719676431
>>get owned on /v/
Stop the presses, we have some real shit going on here.

>>719676317
And if you google Playstation fans all you see are getty stock images.

>>719676657
Typed like someone truly mentally deranged

Jeez, didn't read the entire thread but i could at least catch good 'ole Macaco seething and the angry PC schizo made a rare appearance, he's been more active these days

Anyways, a serious answer and one that will get no valid retort

The Switch 2 launch is pretty good on its own, and the inly reason you'll see schizoniggers seethe at it (outside of envy) is because they expect Nintendo, AND ONLY Nintendo to relase every console with 18 exclusives while literally every other thing on the market has the entire multiplat and port library listed as a positive (while they obviously don't count for Nintendo)

Wanna prive the post wrong?
Post another consoles launch window
If you do post the, do rememebr that the jap original launched with WAY less than the image you niggers love to spam about launch year

>>719676605
alt tabbing into a browser is significantly faster and more comfortable than phone typing
lack of a browser is turbo cope emblematic for how you're going to rationalise not having basic features expected of an electronic device because you're not a person, you're a vessel for a corporation

>>719676757
>He still projects

>>719677006
Having a browser alread on you is better than needing to be tethered to a desk, so that's false. What else?

>>719677157
no matter how large the strawman is in your mind there's nothing about a pc that tethers you to a desk

>>719673714
These niggers unironically have brians the size of walnuts

Nintendo is one of the few devs that limits their shit to once or twice a gen, specifically so they can always innovate orgaanically or try new things for training their upcoming staff

Also, what tou mwntionwd, but their seeteh overcomes their little peabrains because every other game dev announces games 3 years in advance because they can't Nintendo's power as a publisher

>>719677248
There's the fact that it's a stationary object so you're tethered either way. Anyway what other interesting things do desktop PCs do besides web browsers? Things that my phone and laptop can't already do of course.

>>719676402
>alright tendie, prove that anyone got online banned for piracy
Still sealioning, impressive, I already gave examples, snoy

>steam or any other store doesn't get to control your entire system
But you get banned off steam, and then what faggot? Le epic game store? More piracy?

>>719676402
>phones are slower, type slower and switching to using them takes slower
Maybe your shit phone, I can get answers in less than 10 seconds, don't put me in your third world shithole while screaming how I'm a jeet, faggot.

>worshipping people who make games is healthy
Yeah, they usually know more about games than I do, rather, what are you doing worshiping a CEO like Gabe?

>i can fathom being low iq
Spoken like a true Dunning-Kruger retard, high ego doesn't mesh with actual intelligence, snoy, specially considering how insecure you get with "kids games"

>lets you grow out of that phase
The phase of caring how many toggles there are in this racing sim instead of just playing the game?

Thanks fuck I didn't enter that "phase" to begin with.

>>719676402
>modding on steam is completely encouraged?
Workshop depends heavily on developer input and it does have integrated limits to what you can add according to steam's and the publisher's ever changing policies.

You can't just "change everything you want" retard.

You CAN overstep your boundaries with certain mods, by breaking Steam TOS, nigger.

>60fps fucking sucks
Who the fuck talked about FPS retard? You do realize games on consoles also have options specifically for those graphical settings right

You know exactly what I meant by "default settings", disingenuous faggot, and no, nobody but autistic retards care about modifying shit like "terrain depth" or "draw distance".

>because i was a child like you once
So you don't deny being a snoy, point taken.

I really hate that the switch 2 dock doesn’t support vrr. You gotta be an absolute retard if you play third party games on that system as your first choice, all the other consoles and pcs are better. Unless you play in handheld mode like some poor kid or jap. Nintendo’s support themselves has been shit for the switch 2 as well, almost zero upgrades for their ips

>>719677595
Do list the amazing upgrades and mindblowing feats every other console released in the last 15 years had 3 months into their launch window

>>719677751
you got tendie reading comprehension issues.

>>719677590
if you're going to be stubborn about a position you better back it up faggot
>But you get banned off steam, and then what faggot?
no you don't
steam can't go through your files to see that you're pirating shit
a console will do that immediately

>Maybe your shit phone
no, you're just a slow typist

>Yeah, they usually know more about games than I do, rather, what are you doing worshiping a CEO like Gabe?
>they know more about how i want to play games than i do
fucking lol
gabe is willingly relinquishing control over their users with linux, something nintendo would never do

>"kids games"
modern nintendo games have actually regressed
at this point they're going for actually nonverbal kids

>just play the game
if you can't ever spot any problems about games or see any things you'd want to change just proves how much of a consoomer you really are

>You can't just "change everything you want" retard.
yes you fucking can
steam isn't going to stop you

>nobody cares about visual fidelity
that's true for nintendo, yes
no one there is competent enough to understand any of it to begin with

i was a tendie for a longer period than i was a snoy
but now i'm an adult that likes when my hardware respects me which is why i've dropped consoles

>>719677490
>There's the fact that it's a stationary object so you're tethered either way.
so you've devolved into a meaningless deflection about portability?
>phone
not being a cucked slow machine with armshit, just like the switch 2
>laptop
having better hardware not limited by its weak cooling
laptops are equal in functionality

It's impressive how the snoy in his current PCfag character roleplay has gotten every single fact wrong.

>>719678330
pc is literally the majority of the board now you schizoid

>>719678471
>800 dollar GPUs is the majority of the board
>Steam Deck got raped and lost in sales
>Half of Steam userbase in hardware survey can't even run modern PC games
PC Vegans have a very active imagination for 55 year old warring fanboys.

>>719678548
despite being 20% of the board tendies account for the majority of this board's schizoids
it's you and the eric spammer just off the top of my head
what is it about the bing bing wahoo corporation that's so conductive to cultish brain addled behaviors like this

>>719678671
I must commend the PC valve vegan for going all out on his schizo personality, a jester for us all to enjoy his performance. I can see why royal courts housed jesters. The echo chamber effect is very strong when you consider how warped from real life the PC vegan is. I'm gonna enjoy your full dementia next year when GTA6 is not available on your glorious PC Reddit vegan master race platform. Please don't have a stroke before the year ends, I fully relish the idea of your daily spergouts like when you spammed posted images in this thread. Fully devoted to PC fanboy warring.

If only there were more than 10 people in the real world who purchased a Steam Deck, Steam Machine, Steam VR goggles.

>>719678747
gta6 will be emulated day one with how the emulator is going
can you decide on whether you love or hate snoys because you sure rely on them in your shilling

>>719677978
And you've posted no examples, so

>>719678023
>if you're going to be stubborn about a position you better back it up faggot
Which I already did, but your retard ass will pretend my previous post don't exist like usual.

>>719678023
>no you don't
They have, as you yourself stated you imbecile, bans on steam happen, it's beyond disingenuous to pretend they don't.

>no, you're just a slow typist
That would be you, projecting faggot, again, you're still arguing a non-issue, retard.

>fucking lol
Again, the Dunning-Kruger effect, you wouldn't understand it, too dumb for it.

>gabe is willingly relinquishing control over their users with linux
More PR speech, amazing, sure, there's absolutely nothing the money hungry CEO is planning to do with that move, it's all for the users, child.

>modern nintendo games...
You keep self-reporting as a deranged snoy huh?
Genuinely curious, what is your opinion about the "baby game" Astro Bot?

>if you can't ever spot any problems about games
I'd rather play the game first, yes, I'm not an obsessed autist with toggle bar brainrot than can't even enjoy a game if I don't have every single pixel of it to my liking.

Do vegans even enjoy games at all?

>steam isn't going to stop you
They will if you break TOS, as simple as that you unimaginable mongoloid.

>that's true for nintendo, yes
Oh, so now Sony and Microsoft are the good guys too? Nicely done going full mask off snoy.

Metroid Prime 4 is going to have graphical settings btw.

>i was a tendie
Lol
Lmao even.

>>719678330
Nah, this is not the usual guy that's here 24/y

Thhis is the same fag that made the long spiels about Nintendo's upcoming collapse and eventual assimilation to the PC space, you can tell he's the same because he actually posts pics of his setups

That said, he usually appeared more sporadically and spent way more time talking about how Nintendo has no other option but to bend the knee to PC and port their games

This time he's skipping straight up to the seething, probably triggered by the NPD news

Also, didn t some report come up a while back that console gaming still buttfucked PC by like over 9 billion dollars or something?

>>719653239
Kirby Star Allies needs fucking 60fps, asshole.

>>719678747
Why wait for GTA6? The vegan is already malding for not being able to play MKW and DK Bananza in his "All games machine" lol

>>719653239
>new kirby dlc
Cool 1hr hard mode of the main story that shouldvd been in the base game! Thatll be 20$ + tip
>60 fps mode
This is a milestone for tendies in the big 25. Fucking grim.
>Silksong
Coming out for everything. Moot point.
>FE remaster
Remasters in the big 25 isnt impressive
>MK World and Bananza goty contenders
Lol. Lmao. Even. Bananza I can see being one but World is just straight line racing anon.
>Prime 4
Coming out for switch 1 lol
>Nintendo won.
Delusion is off the charts with this one.

This kind of rhetoric happens every launch period with Nintendo consoles. Try being there for the first year or so of the DS, no dev seemed to know wtf to do with it, leading to most of the sparse titles released feeling just like shitty little tech demos.

>>719675162
sad and at the top is kh which is superior on pc the ps4 is probably the most useless console ever made but at least it serves as a dvd player.

>>719679341
What makes it retarded is that Nintendo iss one of the most consistent devs in the industry in general and these faghots still act like there's nothing

You know we get a smash bros, a 3d mario, a 2d mario, etc but because Nintendo isn't announcing shit 3 years ahead of time, these niggers legitimately start seething when we call them retarded for screaming "NO GAEMZ EVA!!1!1"

>>719679169
>Which I already did
i hope you genuinely aren't using that mw2 mistake as your argument

>bans on steam happen
they don't happen because you're automatically running spyware that looks at whether you're doing naughty things
bans on steam don't happen because of piracy, steam just doesn't have the fucking power to even scan for that shit retard

>That would be you, projecting faggot, again, you're still arguing a non-issue, retard.
i know how keyboards work and i've been touch typing for a decade
with your cope i'd guess you don't even know what touch typing even is

>you wouldn't understand it, too dumb for it.
no, i understand, your mental capacity ends after you leave your big boy retail job and then you need to be patronised and coddled which is why you insist on consoles

>it's all for the users, child.
ah yes, it's bad not because of what it is but because the creator stands to gain from it
guess you'd better go out and live off the land because everything you interact with was made with profit and gain in mind

>Genuinely curious, what is your opinion about the "baby game" Astro Bot?
i didn't play it?
it's funny that you people just refuse to accept that snoys are extinct and you're fighting pc people
pc people that historically absorb your entire platform because nintendo hardware is the worst place to play nintendo games

yes, if you enjoy a game you can see its flaws instead of worshipping it

>They will if you break TOS, as simple as that you unimaginable mongoloid.
they're not scanning your fucking game files to see what mods you have installed
they can't stop you, end of

>Oh, so now Sony and Microsoft are the good guys too? Nicely done going full mask off snoy.
no? i'd like to see them buried right next to you

>Lol
>Lmao even.
i had a ps3 and then a 3ds and a 2ds to replace it after that piece of shit broke
then i discovered emulation and never went back, why would i want an experience worse than a paying customer?

there are no good games
everything is fucked

>>719679741
>mw2 mistake
A mistake that proved you could get banned on the platform, and why do you think accidents happen? Are you delusional enough to think steam doesn't ban people retard?

>they don't happen because
Because of any action that violate the many TOS and code of conduct internal policies that all companies handle, child, why do you keep denying the obvious?

>bans on steam don't happen because of piracy
They do if they catch you, or what, are you delusional enough to believe Steam encourages piracy? Did daddy Gabe give you the specific code to be inmune to consequences for illegal activities because he loves you?

Fucking faggot, steam having ineffective systems to expose thieves don't make them better than console manufacturers, that just means more illegal shit gets swept under the rug.

And that, child, is not a good thing

>i know how keyboards work and i've been touch typing for a decade
Cool, I can still use my phone to browse the internet quick whenever I want, still trying to win this petulant position nigger?

>your big boy retail job
Thanks I guess, at least we've come to an agreement that I'm, in fact, a functional adult

Still have my doubts about you though.

>guess you'd better go out and live off the land because everything you interact with was made with profit and gain in mind
Congrats, you're not longer arguing from the position of the customer, but from the benefits to the CEO and the company.
Amazing how quickly you expose yourself.

>i didn't play it?
I know you didn't, other snoys didn't either.

Still want to hear your opinion on what you know about it. You seem extremely reluctant on calling that game a "baby game".

>nintendo hardware is the worst place to play nintendo games
It's the best place to play MK World and DK Bananza though?

>they're not scanning your fucking game files
>THE POLICE CAN'T CATCH ME, THEREFORE LIVING IN SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST BABY!
Disgusting mentality.

>a 3ds and a 2ds
Kek.

>>719680480
are you delusional enough to think that steam has the power to scan your system for pirated shit? because consoles sure as fuck do
no matter how you slice it consoles are immeasurably more draconian
>why do you keep denying the obvious?
why do you keep insisting it's so obvious while not being able to bring up an actual example?

>They do if they catch you
HOW do you think computers work
WHAT is the mechanism of the pc platform that enables steam to even do that
protip: there isn't one
they don't do that

>steam having ineffective systems to expose thieves don't make them better than console manufacturers
steam going out of their way to make piracy easy and basically advertising it and not giving a shit does in fact make them different
https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/features/drm

>Cool, I can still use my phone to browse the internet quick whenever I want
and you do that slower than anyone half decent with a keyboard
you're not winning this position, everyone has a phone, i know what it's like to be you but you're shit at typing with a keyboard

>a functional adult
a nintendo adult
close kin of disney adult with the same underlying set of mental issues

>Congrats, you're not longer arguing from the position of the customer
yeah, just ignore how valve makes the pc ecosystem better by making it more open source and disrupting windows's hegemony free of charge for anyone that wants to use it
this move is totally the same as all the consoles actively tightening their grip on their users, there's no difference

>You seem extremely reluctant on calling that game a "baby game".
alright, it's a baby game
i'm not planning on playing it even though ps5 emulation is almost here the same way i'm not batting for any other platformer for nonverbal children

>It's the best place to play MK World and DK Bananza though?
i don't see nintendo allowing any other contestants in that race
not exactly a win

if steam is san francisco then consoles are moscow under stalin

>>719667625
>he didn't pirate a dev build

>>719681345
>immeasurably more draconian
Because they don't allow you to steal shit?
If you pirated off of steam you would get booted quicker than a fly, that's the point Gabe cocksucker.

>HOW do you think computers work
Oh I know you can't get caught on the machine itself, but try that shit on steam faggot, go ahead.

Good to know unless you're caught you admit to being a disgusting individual.

>basically advertising it and not giving a shit
Disingenuous fucking FAGGOT, nowhere in their drm shit do they advice, encourage or actively stay passive against piracy in anyway, doing so could literally be grounds for actual lawsuits retard.

>and you do that slower than anyone half decent with a keyboard
By like, 0.4 seconds? Still trying to make a big deal out of this microscopic nitpick?

>but you're shit at typing with a keyboard
What does that have to do with literally anything? Did you have a stroke?

>a nintendo adult
Assuming I'm a tendie again, snoy?

>by making it more open source and disrupting windows's hegemony free of charge for anyone that wants to use it
More PR speech! Amazing, how much do they pay you for it?

Steam totally didn't branch out to Linux to attain a bigger install base, they did it for their love for the users!

>alright, it's a baby game
Oh thanks, at least you had the guts to remain consistent in that.

Still think you're an insecure retard with a skin-deep shallow mentality and need to grow up and stop defining digital blood as a measure for "adulthood"

>i don't see nintendo allowing any other contestants in that race
Yeah, it's their games, you faggots are just getting walled off by not being able to pirate them, which naturally, makes you mald.

I'll gladly laugh too when GTA6 comes out.

>if steam is san francisco then consoles are moscow under stalin
Nah, consoles are just like a well regulated area in the US.

>>719654608
NTA saying nothing but utterslop and repeating but IT SOLD well doesn't really sell it for me it only had like 2 games which isn't really worth it also both the games don't really seem all that worth putting hours in and inb4 that nig bring up games that aren't even out yet and are going to take a whole year or month to release why would i want a console thats going to see shelf time for most of the time

>>719682197
>If you pirated off of steam
tendie doesnt know how piracy works.
many such cases!

>>719652903 (OP)
Funny thing is that I don't even care about "new" games at the moment.
I pretty much skipped the original Switch because of performance issues (I own a Switch plus a couple games but hardly played anything on it because of performance.
I just want the good Switch games, including third party games, to get their upgrades first so I can finally enjoy them.

>>719682197
>If you pirated off of steam you would get booted quicker than a fly, that's the point Gabe cocksucker.
steam rips are literally the easiest way to pirate shit now you actual fucking moron
i myself pirated the steam rip of deltarune and then added it to steam to play it on a linux craptop during my vacation
you're talking about shit you don't understand

>but try that shit on steam faggot, go ahead.
see above

>advice, encourage or actively stay passive against piracy in anyway,
>The Steam DRM wrapper by itself is not an anti-piracy solution. The Steam DRM wrapper protects against extremely casual piracy (i.e. copying all game files to another computer) and has some obfuscation, but it is easily removed by a motivated attacker.
they're telling you it's paper thin
if you don't get the hint you're a low functioning autist
>By like, 0.4 seconds?
unlocking the screen, opening the browser and then tolerating the slowness of the modern phones in the face of modern internet bloat isn't amounting to just 0.4 seconds you clown

>What does that have to do with literally anything? Did you have a stroke?
it means you have no point of reference for this shit so whatever you say about it means nothing

>Assuming I'm a tendie again, snoy?
what assumption needs to be made when you hate both pc and sony? what options are there for you to be?

>Steam totally didn't branch out to Linux to attain a bigger install base
valve could've easily gotten themselves sold out to microsoft for fucking billions you fucking ape
there's way more money for anyone alive there by just killing the golden goose
but they chose to actually improve the ecosystem and do shit
you're clueless

>Nah, consoles are just like a well regulated area in the US.
so well regulated that everything is controlled by the reds in fact and you physically cannot alter anything about it
communism, nintendo, what's the difference

>>719682854
>i myself pirated the steam rip of deltarune and then added it to steam to play it on a linux craptop during my vacation
Oh cool, you need to circumvent actual security measures intended by the platform.

Could it be... Maybe because, Steam doesn't WANT you to do that? Nigger?.

>they're telling you it's paper thin
So it exist and it's intended to stop piracy, how are you even trying to argue this extremely retarded point you absolute buffoon?

>the slowness of the modern phones
Lol, congrats on self admitting your phone is shit, Rajesh, my phone can be unlocked and I can access the browser in about the same time it takes you to open your tab and type the question, but keep arguing about differences that amount to less than a second, it totally doesn't make you seem pathetic to keep arguing about this nanoscopic nitpick.

>means you have no point of reference
And you admitted that yours is shit, lol, of course I have a PC and know how to type on keyboard, biased retard.

>and sony?
When was it implied I hated Sony nigger? Deflecting back the accusation?

>valve could've easily gotten themselves sold out to microsoft for fucking billions
And Bethesda and ActiBlizzard are doing any better out of the acquisition?

Perhaps Valve was smart enough to stay independent from the control of a bigger company.

That doesn't say anything about thinking for the costumer, actual fucking delusional mongrel.

>Muh communism
Oh, you're one of THOSE faggots, holy shit.

Do you think the PC Vegan will keep going like this when next Nintendo Direct has gameplay blowout of FromSoftware exclusive Bloodborne 2 on Switch 2?

>>719683493
you still lost faggot, all you need to do to make a cracked copy of a steam game is to replace a single sub 1mb file
it's not stopping anyone that looks it up

>Lol, congrats on self admitting your phone is shit, Rajesh
i've overspent on my phone, it has a snapdragon 8 gen 3 in it
you're just coping and have no fucking clue what fast is if you can't tell the difference between desktop and phone browsing

>When was it implied I hated Sony nigger? Deflecting back the accusation?
did you miss the bit where you randomly deflected to astrobot and accused me of being a snoy multiple times?
you're not being clever retard, it's transparent, you haven't left yourself any ways out of this one

>And Bethesda and ActiBlizzard are doing any better out of the acquisition?
the point is that if this was motivated by pure greed as you claim then gabe and co would just take the money and run
but they actually have a genuine vision for what they want, unlike console corpos

>Oh, you're one of THOSE faggots, holy shit.
cope
nintendo is fucking stalinist with the ecosystem and you basically admitted you're an apparatchik
you don't need to be an individual, you stay true to the party's vision and don't need any extras, in fact you see mods and options as heresy

There is not a single non-brown person involved in console wars.

>mario kart
got it for free with the bundle, my nephews love it but i don't even play it
>welcome tour
>drag drive
fucking retarded
>donkey kong bananza
really boring, feels like mario odyssey with digging

are there any other exclusives out right now? Is there any game worth the existence of this thing?

>>719683862
>cracked copy of a steam game is to replace a single sub 1mb file, it's not stopping anyone
>Nuh Nuh Nuh! The cops can't get me I'm so cool!
You're the most pathetic fucking tryhard I've had the disgrace of engaging in a conversation, you lost harder, nigger, Valve doesn't encourage piracy, end of discussion.

>i've overspent on my phone
Lol no wonder it runs like shit, Rajesh.

>fucking clue what fast is if you can't tell the difference between desktop and phone browsing
I'm just saying: If the difference is of less than 5 seconds (which it is), then the whole point is reduced to trivializing bullshit just to feel you have an advantage over timespans that no human will ever give a shit about.

This is such a non-argument that I can't comprehend why you keep defending it, unless you're a MASSIVE autist.

>did you miss the bit where you randomly deflected to astrobot
No, I didn't, you argue so disingenuously I thought I was talking to a snoy, so I had to test you, you passed, congrats vegan, you really are just an obsessed PC autist, one with delusions of grandeur, annoyingly.

By the way, retard: Hating in snoys ≠ hating in PlayStation.

>gabe and co would just take the money and run
Not really, it could also be that they want to keep growing as a brand and staying independent helps them with that.

Nintendo also rejected Microsoft's offer, as a reference, yet according to you, they're the devil.

>nintendo is fucking stalinist with the ecosystem
Actually learn what communism and who Iósif Stalin was before making moronic analogies, faggot.

>in fact you see mods and options as heresy
Thanks for misinterpreting my position on mods and settings, retard.

Not caring about their existence for the most part ≠ seeing them as a bad thing, learn to argue.

>>719652903 (OP)
>switch 2
>games
but the Switch 2 doesn't have any games tho?

>>719684687
Yawn

>>719652903 (OP)
too busy scheming how to best rape bing tendies and it paid off bigly
2 million gaped tendies and counting in the states

>>719684719
i already 100% it
need more games

>>719684748
>Snoy forgetting his meds again

>>719684764
Cool, so it has games

>>719684631
valve tacitly encourages piracy by not even trying to stop it despite having ample power to tighten everything up
i'll say it again, you replace one fucking file in a folder and the game is cracked
that's it
do you think they don't know you can do that?
if they were seething about piracy even a fraction as much as nintendo that shit would've never made it out into the wild to begin with

>Lol no wonder it runs like shit, Rajesh.
again retard, look up the cpu in question
i even rooted the thing so i know more about phones than you

>I'm just saying: If the difference is of less than 5 seconds (which it is)
multiply that by however often you want to look shit up and that adds up

>it was le shit test
no, you're just desperate to drag this down to your basic console war because you know pcs just fucking smother nintendo in practical terms the moment emulation comes out while you have chance with your bickering about sales and gay console wars

>Not really, it could also be that they want to keep growing as a brand and staying independent helps them with that.
valve is a private company, there's fuckloads more to make in selling it off than a publicly traded company like nintendo who already operates on greed

>Actually learn what communism and who Iósif Stalin was before making moronic analogies, faggot.
stalin wanted to fence everyone in and not let them escape because of how shit his system was
nintendo does the same, no one would buy their chitzy toys if you could play their games anywhere else, they have to fence you in

>Not caring about their existence for the most part ≠ seeing them as a bad thing, learn to argue.
it's called sour grapes enforced by your little red regime, you know you can't have it so you're trying to ignore it

>>719684909
>>719654985

>Here's your new DLC bro! That'll be $19.99, or $79.99 if you don't have the rest of the game, don't forget to tip!
>Make sure to savor it :)

>>719684909
kek

>>719685102
>valve tacitly encourages piracy by not even trying to stop it
Except they are, you literally quoted a source that states they are against piracy, no matter how meticulously you try to twist the wording as an admonishment to piracy, disingenuous buffoon, you will NEVER get away with this "Valve encourages piracy" bullshit you're trying to push, fuck off.

>i'll say it again, you replace one fucking file in a folder and the game is cracked
And is Valve telling you how to do it, did Gaben personally give you the tip on how to do it? No, they didn't, because they don't want you to commit an illegal crime nigger.

>if they were seething about piracy
Irrelevant, faggot, it's not about who pushes against it less, ALL companies are against it, retard.

Take the L already, you're starting to embarrass yourself.

>i know more about phones than you
Lol, who cares retard? I can still look at things extremely fast on my phone, is this just your ego check? Because it's actually tiring how pathetic you look by constantly bragging about nerd skills.

>multiply that by however often you want to look shit up and that adds up
Who the fuck does that retard? Why would I compile the list of seconds it takes, how, HOW are you still defending this non-argument, seriously, are you THIS autistic?

>no, you're just desperate to drag this down to your basic console war
And you're not, projecting faggot?

No, saying "I'm a PC user" doesn't exclude you from the console wars, you're just as pathetic as a rabbid snoy or a tendie.

Actually go look at a mirror.

>valve is a private company
And my point remains the same, retard, they didn't reject the purchase for the "love" of their users, they did it for their own interest. Actually grow up

>Historical revisionism
Not going there retard, read an actual history book on what happened to the USSR.

>you know you can't have it so you're trying to ignore it
If I don't need it, why would I miss it?

>>719653239
>Bananza or Mario Kart World are a shoe in for GOTY
I can't tell if some of you newfags genuinely speak like this or if you're intentionally trying to sound retarded. If not please lurk more until you learn to sound like a normal human.