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Anonymous No.713439753 [Report] >>713439814 >>713439857 >>713439983 >>713440049 >>713440057 >>713440161 >>713440183 >>713440452 >>713440616 >>713440629 >>713440727 >>713440919 >>713443824 >>713445085 >>713447227 >>713449935
OH NO NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES
Anonymous No.713439814 [Report] >>713440610
>>713439753 (OP)
I've been pressing that button my entire life
Anonymous No.713439857 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
They made a game about Eric in Famitsu threads?
Anonymous No.713439878 [Report] >>713440917 >>713444112 >>713446007
>No pretend to lose function

Damn...
Anonymous No.713439983 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
And they say videogames aren't political, this is a classic democrat line of thinking.
Anonymous No.713440049 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
>Kojima making fun of fake gamers and journalists in game
KojiGOD, I kneel!
Anonymous No.713440057 [Report] >>713440269 >>713440290 >>713440305
>>713439753 (OP)
Is this like a dialogue option?
>Sam Walkman, did you win?
>[Pretend you won]
>Good work Sam thats taken care of
>Bad guy shows up next chapter
>Sam... I thought you took care of this
>[Pretend you don't know]
Anonymous No.713440161 [Report] >>713440202 >>713448960 >>713449057 >>713449696 >>713450262
>>713439753 (OP)
Anonymous No.713440183 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
I can't wait to see this getting posted every time there's a shitposting flamewar that runs out of exchanges.
Anonymous No.713440202 [Report]
>>713440161
Read your reply first!
Anonymous No.713440269 [Report]
>>713440057
Honestly could be based.
> pretend you already delivered a package
> realise you actually have to deliver it
> go to grab it
> it's password protected
Anonymous No.713440290 [Report]
>>713440057
basically lets you skip fights
it's games journalist accessibility feature
Anonymous No.713440305 [Report]
>>713440057
No, it's a "skip this section because you keep dying" button.
Anonymous No.713440452 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
Kojima sissies press this button every time a DS2 trailer drops
Anonymous No.713440610 [Report]
>>713439814
fpbp
Anonymous No.713440616 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
You cheated not only the game but (You)rself
Anonymous No.713440629 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
Kojima shills in a nutshell.
Anonymous No.713440727 [Report] >>713441238 >>713443926 >>713445046 >>713445160 >>713448752
>>713439753 (OP)
Anonymous No.713440917 [Report] >>713441176
>>713439878
sauce?
Anonymous No.713440919 [Report] >>713441805 >>713442743 >>713444038
>>713439753 (OP)
Holy shit Kojima haters are ass mad.

KEK
Anonymous No.713441176 [Report]
>>713440917
Imouto Mesu-ka Keikaku
Anonymous No.713441238 [Report] >>713441509
>>713440727
Anonymous No.713441509 [Report]
>>713441238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJeH9_wbDK8
Anonymous No.713441805 [Report]
>>713440919
>journos pretend to play
>journos pretend to win
>journos pretend it's good
>(you) pretend to win
Anonymous No.713441898 [Report] >>713442080
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win
Anonymous No.713442080 [Report]
>>713441898
What will he blame next when DS2 flops? Rematch or something?
Anonymous No.713442661 [Report] >>713442836 >>713443048
Press x to pretend to win is really funny
Why are people complaining about it
Anonymous No.713442743 [Report]
>>713440919
They've been assmad for years bro Kojima will never not live rent free in their heads.
Anonymous No.713442836 [Report]
>>713442661
for those that are mad unironically? sour grapes
for those that are mad ironically? memes and building hype for the game
Anonymous No.713442857 [Report]
Its been so long I forgot how I got my PS5 audio to play at the same time as my PC audio in my headphones
Anonymous No.713443048 [Report]
>>713442661
The people genuinely mad at it are exactly the kind of people who would need it. They also forget DS1 had a baby difficulty that trivialized the combat to the point of completely removing all engagement from it.
Anonymous No.713443824 [Report] >>713444284
>>713439753 (OP)
Anonymous No.713443926 [Report]
>>713440727
heh
Anonymous No.713444038 [Report]
>>713440919
Still waiting for PC.
Anonymous No.713444112 [Report]
>>713439878
That man is playing the longest game.
Anonymous No.713444272 [Report] >>713445232
Kojima is looking in the mirror. Realizing he wasted his entire life making subpar propaganda games, wasting away in his studio like a fucking enslaved animal. He looks at his wealth and his freemasonic connections and comes, telling himself
>this is a victory, im certain of it

But little does he know...
Anonymous No.713444284 [Report]
>>713443824
fucking kek
Anonymous No.713445046 [Report] >>713448752
>>713440727
LMAO
7/10 BTW
Anonymous No.713445085 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
>tendies on December 11, 2025
Anonymous No.713445160 [Report]
>>713440727
ebin
Anonymous No.713445212 [Report] >>713446763
@713439753
>last moments of pathetic master baters trying to catch as many (you)s before they get laughed out of this fine board again
lel this never gets old
OP's post reeks of deperation
Anonymous No.713445232 [Report]
>>713444272
>comes
*copes
Anonymous No.713446007 [Report]
>>713439878
Her face in the top left looks like total dogshit
Anonymous No.713446763 [Report]
>>713445212
>deperation
hello saar
Anonymous No.713446872 [Report]
E33 automatically winning GOTY for actually being a game, not a movie
Anonymous No.713447227 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
which amazing totally underground movies from the 80's he ripped off this time?
Anonymous No.713448752 [Report]
>>713440727
>>713445046
kek
Anonymous No.713448960 [Report]
>>713440161
fukken saved
Anonymous No.713449057 [Report]
>>713440161
lmao
Anonymous No.713449696 [Report]
>>713440161
Funny.
Anonymous No.713449935 [Report]
>>713439753 (OP)
Journalists on suicide watch.
Anonymous No.713450262 [Report]
>>713440161
dude... too close to home with this.