OH NO NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

>>713439753 (OP)
I've been pressing that button my entire life

>>713439753 (OP)
They made a game about Eric in Famitsu threads?

>No pretend to lose function

Damn...

>>713439753 (OP)
And they say videogames aren't political, this is a classic democrat line of thinking.

>>713439753 (OP)
>Kojima making fun of fake gamers and journalists in game
KojiGOD, I kneel!

>>713439753 (OP)
Is this like a dialogue option?
>Sam Walkman, did you win?
>[Pretend you won]
>Good work Sam thats taken care of
>Bad guy shows up next chapter
>Sam... I thought you took care of this
>[Pretend you don't know]

>>713439753 (OP)

>>713439753 (OP)
I can't wait to see this getting posted every time there's a shitposting flamewar that runs out of exchanges.

>>713440161
Read your reply first!

>>713440057
Honestly could be based.
> pretend you already delivered a package
> realise you actually have to deliver it
> go to grab it
> it's password protected

>>713440057
basically lets you skip fights
it's games journalist accessibility feature

>>713440057
No, it's a "skip this section because you keep dying" button.

>>713439753 (OP)
Kojima sissies press this button every time a DS2 trailer drops

>>713439814
fpbp

>>713439753 (OP)
You cheated not only the game but (You)rself

>>713439753 (OP)
Kojima shills in a nutshell.

>>713439753 (OP)

>>713439878
sauce?

>>713439753 (OP)
Holy shit Kojima haters are ass mad.

KEK

>>713440917
Imouto Mesu-ka Keikaku

>>713440727

>>713441238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJeH9_wbDK8

>>713440919
>journos pretend to play
>journos pretend to win
>journos pretend it's good
>(you) pretend to win

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713441898
What will he blame next when DS2 flops? Rematch or something?

Press x to pretend to win is really funny
Why are people complaining about it

>>713440919
They've been assmad for years bro Kojima will never not live rent free in their heads.

>>713442661
for those that are mad unironically? sour grapes
for those that are mad ironically? memes and building hype for the game

Its been so long I forgot how I got my PS5 audio to play at the same time as my PC audio in my headphones

>>713442661
The people genuinely mad at it are exactly the kind of people who would need it. They also forget DS1 had a baby difficulty that trivialized the combat to the point of completely removing all engagement from it.

>>713439753 (OP)

>>713440727
heh

>>713440919
Still waiting for PC.

>>713439878
That man is playing the longest game.

Kojima is looking in the mirror. Realizing he wasted his entire life making subpar propaganda games, wasting away in his studio like a fucking enslaved animal. He looks at his wealth and his freemasonic connections and comes, telling himself
>this is a victory, im certain of it

But little does he know...

>>713443824
fucking kek

>>713440727
LMAO
7/10 BTW

>>713439753 (OP)
>tendies on December 11, 2025

>>713440727
ebin

@713439753
>last moments of pathetic master baters trying to catch as many (you)s before they get laughed out of this fine board again
lel this never gets old
OP's post reeks of deperation

>>713444272
>comes
*copes

>>713439878
Her face in the top left looks like total dogshit

>>713445212
>deperation
hello saar

E33 automatically winning GOTY for actually being a game, not a movie

>>713439753 (OP)
which amazing totally underground movies from the 80's he ripped off this time?

>>713440727
>>713445046
kek

>>713440161
fukken saved

>>713440161
lmao

>>713440161
Funny.

>>713439753 (OP)
Journalists on suicide watch.

>>713440161
dude... too close to home with this.