Thread 713461343

3 MILLION SALES. Huh, playing games? What is that? I'm too busy focusing on the fact that a lot of people bought it

I've used my Switch 2 every day since I bought it
Cry more thirdie

>>713461440
Same, having big fun with Fantasy Life, Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky. Only the battery life is a bit of a downer.

It is honestly mind boggling how many people bought this thing to play fucking mario kart and nothing else

>>713463629
That's how it always goes, anon. Nintendo could release a cardboard box with a "Mario Kart included" sticker and it’d outsell half the industry. Normies want comfort food, not a five-course meal. Doesn’t matter if the system runs Elden Ring 2 at 120fps, grandma's still picking up the Joy-Cons to bonk people off Rainbow Road.

>>713461559
That is annoying but I also noticed it charges a Hell of a lot faster than Switch 1.

>>713463629
A lot of Switch players never had other systems, so games like Cyberpunk and other third parties are considered "new".
Also, there's a bunch of old games that's look way better now, like Harry Potter.

>>713461559
>playing inferior ports being bothered by limited battery life

...do tendies really?

>>713461343 (OP)
What do you mean
i cant stop playing mariokart
MK was most played game on my switch and Nintendo 3DS too

OP pretends that people aren't playing Mario Kart world and continues to seethe over it.

>>713461343 (OP)
>Huh, playing games? What is that?
But it's selling games 20% faster than the original Switch as well!

What's your next cope gonna be? That it's a "spiritual flop"?

For myself, I've been playing Guardians of Azuma. It's been really fun, highly recommend.

>>713463629
>>713465779
That's every single console. The games you think are huge sellers have an attachment rate of like 5%, while the latest FIFA and Madden sell to every single normalfag in town.

>>713461343 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_2_games

based on this list you can play a lot of very fun games, and this is only the beginning of switch2's lifecycle

>>713466305
>What's your next cope gonna be? That it's a "spiritual flop"?
He's already been saying that because Nintendo isn't constantly updating the sales figures that means it isn't selling anything.

>>713461559
>Only the battery life is a bit of a downer.
That's my sole real complaint with the Switch 2 so far.
One nitpick is how certain icons of multilingual games don't change upon switching to a different language system, like Three Houses or Trials of Mana for instance. This wasn't the case on the Switch 1 so I dunno if this is a bug or a weird behavior, but it kinda tingles my autism a bit.

Can someone give me a prediction for when we may see Mario Sunshine on NSO? I’m desperate to do my summer playthrough.

>>713468007
I'm pretty sure the next gamecube game is Mario Strikers

>>713468007
You had your chance tendie

>>713468809
Makes sense because I heard that it was playable at a public event.

>>713468970
I played a family member’s copy of 3D All Stars. I don’t have access to it anymore.

>>713461343 (OP)
Bitch I already have 155 hours on the switch 2

>>713461343 (OP)
so this is how a sony fan feels like...

>>713461343 (OP)
I'm just focusing on Mario Kart because it's the only Nintendo game that I still like. I used to like Zelda too but TotK happened and I'm not interesting Fortnite/GMOD building mechanics in a Zelda game.

>>713468007
Just play it on your PC. It's probably not coming until the Mario 40th anniversary in September.
>>713468970
>no support for analog triggers in Sunshine
dropped

>>713469815
>so this is how a sony fan feels like...
At least the Switch 2's single game has been out for over a month and came out with the launch of the console. Death Stranding 2 took almost 5 years to release. I'm hyped though, Kojima never misses. I just wish consoles had more than 1 game like they used to, they're a total waste of money if you have a good PC.

>>713470267
When platform warriors like yourself will ever understand to not obsess over exclusives for Internet arguments? People are free to play multiplatforms and ports on the platform of their choice, PC isn't always the answer.

>>713471461
Nobody buys Nintendo consoles for third party games, cope.

>>713461343 (OP)
Been playing MKW and just started Ufouria 2. I like my Switch 2.

>>713465779
>Nintendo could release a cardboard box with a "Mario Kart included" sticker and it’d outsell half the industry.
You do realize the Wii U had Mario Kart 8 and sold like dogshit?

>>713463629
>people bought this thing to play fucking mario kart and nothing else
But that's not remotely true. Most people who bought one will also buy Metroid and/or Donkey Kong and/or Kirby and/or the next Zelda/AC/Pokemon/etc when they come out. Mario Kart is just the guaranteed enjoyable party game to tide them over.

This shit isn't like buying a PS5 and hoping there will be worthwhile exclusives somewhere down the road (spoiler: there weren't).

>>713463629
Nah, I'm playing Dragon's Dogma until Bananza comes out.

another snoy cope thread? thats what the 20th or the 30th today?

>>713472172
Most zoomies were not here for it. It felt fucking desperate too, they really needed to move those Wii Us, were discounting them and giving out free games if you bought both.

>>713471986
if memory serves, famitsu reports for the last 7 years have shown 3rd party games selling best on switch

>>713473852
False

>>713473931
no, its definitely correct

>>713473931
No its 100% correct, even when the tendies are forced to double dip they buy more games than snoys

>>713461343 (OP)
you would talk about sales too if the only game you had to play was a mario kart asset flip

>>713461343 (OP)
>What is that? I'm too busy focusing on the fact that a lot of people bought it

Most of the sales come from scalpers.

>>713476264
proof?

>>713476264
>"b-but scalpers!"
Let it go anon. You already lost

>>713467570
Mine is how the screenshots now need to be obtained via the smartphone app instead of just letting you connect via laptop to your Switch.

>>713474189
>more people bought the ps2 port for their switch than their ps5
no shit what, why would you get that on a ps5?
>>713474523
>look guys, this ps2 game and ps3 game sold better on my shitty tablet
I guess I should have been more specific. Nobody buys current/modern games on a Nintendo console, just port slop.

>>713476890
>th-those dont count!
kekaroo

>>713461343 (OP)
I'm waiting for first party Nintendo games. Ultimately I'm still going to play multiplats on PC instead of the Switch 2.

>>713476890
like clockwork
remember snoys also tried to claim SMTV:V was the best game ever for about a day until they realized switch was also getting the updated version

>>713468007
You can play super mario eclipse right now thoughy

>>713463629
Well that’s just wrong
Most people that bought it want to play their older switch library too

>>713477079
>nes game
Dude for real, is there anything more recent than the shit you're showing me? Like I know the Switch 1's performance is pretty bad for anything beyond Minecraft but come on. Maybe a big game that people actually play, something I could bring up in casual conversation with someone like Call of Duty or Elden Ring.
>>713477657
Not even a Snoy and I had to look up if that was that 3DS port or whatever. And actually, I prefer my Switch 2 over my PS5.

>>713478227
>snoy is so retarded he thinks he can trick anyone after calling SMTV and persona 5 PS2 games

>>713463629
Nintendo actually makes games with their IPs, so it's guaranteed that games will come at some point. I know, being a snoy means you don't understand the concept of a system having first party games, but it's an actual thing that happens.

>>713478368
I said Persona 5 was a PS3 game, because it is.

>>713478892
>>look guys, this ps2 game and ps3 game
retarded snoy

>>713479171
Cope, I am right

>>713479250
read the console names in the image >>713474523
keep coping snoy

>>713479367
Seething

>>713479436
you are seething, thats correct
sorry the truth that snoys don't buy games hurts you so much

>>713479523
Stay mad and wrong lil bro

>>713461343 (OP)
>3 MILLION SALES. Huh, playing games?
4 million people are playing games, though.

>>713479553
don't worry
nintendo will keep gaming alive and well while sony rots away

>>713479701
Yeah dude, I'm so excited for $70 pedophile Donkey Kong with micro transactions, sounds awesome. This is going to be epic, gonna marathon Rick and Morty to distract myself from it's epicness while I patiently await it's arrival on a real game cartridge, and not a game key card that somehow makes ups 79% of Switch 2 "games" available at retail. Great company, we are so back. Oh my controller has DRM on it too so it can't be used on a Switch 1 or even a PC, so all of these Pro Controllers these all become waste when Switch 2's are undesirable that's just so cool, great. What an awesome company.

>>713480105
>buzzwords and unprompted pedo projection
typical snoy
all this because you were so retarded you can't read three letters

>>713480234
Your lucky I'm ok with Mario Kart, otherwise I would go off on you again, tendie.

>>713480359
>snoy still thinks shitting his pants intimidates anyone

>>713461343 (OP)
>actually setting new sales records is bad!

>>713480438
Don't mess with me, I can point out that we have games with big jiggling butts and boobies like Stellar Blade, and Nintendo would sooner cover the woman in a hijab, as is Nintendo localization tradition, than have a woman with feminine features "taint" their precious troon console. Oh, I guess I just did...

>>713480574
This screencap is funny and seems useful

>>713480630
>snoy has to cope by pointing at a PC game
meanwhile all of sony's money keeps going to bald butch space lesbian slop

lol

8 more years.

>>713480896
>PC game
This shit again...
>meanwhile all of sony's money keeps going to bald butch space lesbian slop
You do not understand that Sony is being paid by special interests that want to promote this, you'd be a fool not to take that deal for your company. A woke game or two to leech money and good will from women (make most purchases in most households now btw) to keep your company safe in every way is worth it for kino like this and death stranding 2.

>>713481053
>snoy seething will be legally able to drive

>>713480984
What is this supposed to convey? The Switch 2 and PS5 launch sales were very similar.

>>713480984
oof

>>713481161
>a bunch of coping
no one wants playstations anymore, most kids don't even know what a playstation is
you clinging to stellar blade only makes it funnier because its yet another case of a game getting ported off of playstation and instantly selling more, just like persona 5

>>713481268
Similar in what way? that they both set sales records? switch 2 for best selling launch of all time and PS5 for worst?

>>713481268
the switch 2 sold over 2.5 million in 4 days. The PS5 SHIPPED that much in 3 weeks

>>713481474
Shipping was fucked in 2020

>>713481392
We had one in the morning too.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713432367

Anyone else hoping Nintendo does what Sony does and just keeps releasing consoles called "Switch" like how sony just releases Playstations? Nintendo could do the Switch 3 and then Switch 4. The hybrid console and handheld idea is perfect.

>>713481525
>potentialstation

>>713481525
didnt seem to hurt nintendo

>>713481563
You couldn't keep PS5s on the shelf, every single one sold and could be resold $1000+ for months. Today, the Switch 2 is always in stock and scalpers got fucked on buying so much inventory for very little profit or even a loss. Sony won with the PS5, and it's their worst console yet. Cope.

>>713481345
>tendiecuck has to resort editing several year old gifs
lmao even

>>713461343 (OP)
>a lot of people bought it
Ehh did they? 1mil in japan and for the rest of the world which isn’t japan 2mil. Last tendie I talked to in person was emphatic he played more ps5 than nintendo. Probably just too embarrassed in the work place to admit it. They fired his lazy ass, but it wasn’t because of nintendo.

>>713481694
>Today, the Switch 2 is always in stock
hmm

>>713481694
>sony won with the ps5
>if you sell 1/10th of your competitor then you win

>>713461440
why are you posting here?

>>713481559
They should continue the naming scheme of sexual stuff words that are also family friendly, as Nintendo is satanic and deceiving families. I propose the Nintendo Bottom, the cool feature of this one is inclusion of an all new anal butt plug controller, a throwback to the retro Nintendo Wii.

>>713465948
I have other systems but I prefer my games on switch for portability. It single handedly revived the indie industry.

>>713481815
>Japan
Why would you waste your inventory on that tiny island country when the rest of the world bought more than the Switch 2.

>>713481890
sony lost so hard the CEO openly had to admit they can't compete with nintendo

But can the Switch 2 do this? Valve does what Nintendon't

>>713478892
You can not buy "Persona 5" on modren consoles, retard

>>713482051
but my PC and wiiU can already do that

>>713481837
>you can't post while playing games

>>713481973
>Sales are going so good guys, please get this shit out of here at a loss during the first month of availability. Meanwhile, PS5s were being sold for $2000 in it's first month of availability. Cool, dude. Nintendo is doing so good and will keep making hardware and not software and pokemon cards exclusively within 6 years...

>>713482146
please understand snoys are used to the PS5 being nothing but a netflix box

>>713463629
>and nothing else
donkey kong is coming out in less than a month
bravely default HD is already out
guardians of azuma and deltarune came out basically concurrently with the switch 2
raidou just came out and unironically runs better on the switch 2 than on steam deck

people have plenty to play; what are you talking about?

>>713482051
>"who wants a switch it's nothing but ports"
>"WHERE IS MY WII U PORt? s-s-see my tranny emulation brick can d-d-do it"
bi-polor as fuck

>>713482219
Any retard can slap a fake sticker on a box.

>>713482219
>this is the level of cope snoys are on now

>>713482051
Now try running Mario Kart World

>>713482219
>>Sales are going so good guys, please get this shit out of here at a loss during the first month of availability
>>713481809

>>713465948
>A lot of Switch players never had other systems
this isn't true, i'm pretty sure nintendo's official reports talked about the switch literally sidestepping the consolewars because it's both a suitable single console for children and a common companion console to adult spenders' more powerful main machines (PC, PS5, Xbox)
most people I know are PC/PS5 + Switch

>>713482336
>mad that it's real
grim

>t-the only ones buying switch 2 is scalpers and thats why its a flop!
>the PS5 was actually a hit because only scalpers were buying it!
>a-a-actually the switch 2 is being given away at a loss!
all within 50 posts
the sony cultists are really in a panic

>>713482378
>these took forever to sell, do not order more
By your logic, the fact that you can no longer buy the Nintendo Virtual Boy at Best Buy means everyone is clamoring for it, no? Maybe look up something about business and how stores work.

>>713482554
The usual suspect is also running a cuck thread right now, apparently. So self-humiliation just isn't cutting it anymore for the snoy.
>>713482485

>>713482704
>theyre deliberately not stocking more so they can make less money
you've cracked the case, eric

>>713480630
it's going to be very funny when sonybros are brain broken over stellar blade getting a switch 2 port

>>713482554
Everything he says is projection, so here he is admitting all the games he has shitposted over the years.

>>713482802
Never happening, screenshot this. Sony is a real gaming company, Stellar Blade is too advanced to be run on the Switch 2 low performance 1080p tablet with $80 games.

>>713483101
I just asked Chat GPT if this was real and she said it isn't.

>>713483126
what other game is $80?

>>713483126
>sony's weird toddler robot dressed up as a coomer character
not avoiding the allegations any time soon I see

>>713461343 (OP)
Its outrageous tendies do the One game meme when for the last two years nintendo hasn’t even had a thread on /v worth reading.

>>713483170
Look it up
>>713483236
Astro Bot is Sony's Golden Goose, they would never use a cringe IP as an easter egg in a celebration of the Playstation's greatness and excellence in 3D platforming video games.

It has one really good exclusive, lots of multiplats, it has the nearly the entire Switch 1 library, and there's much more on the way. I have too much to play if anything.

>>713483361
ok, I looked it up and the only game is mario kart world.

>>713483004
>>Atelier (mad at Ryza popularity so they spam bbc)
how would this make sense? all 3 ryza games are on the switch...
>inb4 muh TENDIES HATE NON-NINTENDO GAMES
i feel like this is near unironic projection where sonyponee-types legitimately shill nothing but movie games

>>713483320
for the last two years Sony hasn’t even had a game worth playing

>>713483126
You do realize that Stellar Blade can run on the steam deck, right? The system that is verifiably weaker than the Switch 2 in almost every way? There's literally nothing stopping Shift Up from the free money of a Switch 2 port besides contracts or fanaticism.

>>713483578
It's not all about that, it's also that it's too good for that console and will NEVER be on a Nintendo toy "console".

>>713483645
anon is going to die when he sees ffxvi running on the switch 2

>>713483578
>stellar blade barely sells 2 million in a year on PS5
>in a single week it sells over a million on PC
>head of the team buys all the staff switch 2s to celebrate
game would likely double its sales again if it released on switch 2

>>713483770
>third party whore company franchise
try again

>>713483645
just like bayonetta, right?

>>713483838
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>713483771
>>stellar blade barely sells 2 million in a year on PS5
>>in a single week it sells over a million on PC
LOL what? Do sonybros even like the games on their machine?

>>713483645
Mate, it's just an action game with some nice fan service. Bayonetta+ with some soulslike baked in, it's a game you can play on device to enjoy yourself, makes no difference if it's on PS5, PC, or Switch 2, aside from costumes maybe.

>>713483919
coombait CAG never coming to a nintendo console

>>713483916
Wow...a mobile game...from a third party company that ditches your successful partnership the second they sense trouble. No loyalty, Square is a hussy whore company that sleeps around. Final Fantasy is not important to Sony, Final Fantasy needs Sony now.

>>713461343 (OP)
Mario Kart World online is actually fun af.

>>713483838
the constant humiliation ritual that bayonetta was for sony will never not be great
>first game runs perfectly on xbox, game can barely hit 10 fps and crashes constantly on PS3
>kamiya begs sony for funding to finish the second game, then runs to microsoft
>both turn him down and nintendo swoops in to save the day
>2 runs great, 1 gets ported to wii u and runs better than the playstation version
>snoys seethe and scream to this day because sony yet again shat on a japanese dev and they lost games over it

>>713484070
>Final Fantasy is not important to Sony
lol
lmao even. FF7 demake is hard carrying their nontexcistant catalog

>>713483930
snoys don't buy games, all they do is attack other games for existing on non-sony platforms
see:
>>713474189
>>713474523
>>713478358
for examples

>>713484207
Final Fantasy VII was Square just making it exclusive to leech off of Sony's great name.

>>713483578
>YFW PC gets the best performance, graphics, and has mods, the switch 2 version gets slutty princess peach and samus costumes, and the PS5 version is left as the worst version of the game

>>713481694
how is this old ass comic still relevant?

>>713484345
>sony's great name
the playstation name hasn't been worth anything since the PS2 ended

>>713461343 (OP)
>47 minute battery life

>>713461343 (OP)
I'm having a blast replaying Wind Waker on the NSO.

>It's up
>Switch 2 confirmed to be too weak to handle Gamecube emulation in 2025
Holy fuck bros...what a great console and worth $50 per year.
https://youtu.be/A3ylCAr0dbs

>>713461343 (OP)
>3 MILLION SA-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>H-huh, p-play-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>W-What i-is th-
HURRY UP!
>I-I'm too busy focu-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY