Thread 713606675

>90 on Metacritic
>5/5 - VGC
>5/5 - Dexerto
>5/5 - TechRadar
>10 - PSLS
>10 - Screen Rant
>10 - Push Square
>10 - Gaming Nexus
>9.5 - PSU
>9.5 - PSX Brasil
>9 - IGN
>9 - CGM
>9 - GamePro
>5/5 - The Times
>4/5 - Eurogamer
>4/5 - GamesRadar
>4/5 - The Washington Post
Kojima haters APOLOGISE!!!

Still not as good as MGS2
Literal hack

>>713606675 (OP)
I would strangle this retarded hack given the chance.

Kojima and cinema don't go together

>>713606675 (OP)
I think people just hate it because they think Kojima is anmoying as hell. He's like Elon Musk but a little smarter than that.

it looks bad i don't care what some jew journalist says desu

>>713606828
Well nothing on earth besides MGS2 is as good as MGS2

>>713607062
Then he should have retired after it released

>ea/capcom/sony garbage gets 9s and 10s across the board
>whatever they're all just paid shills game journalism is a joke
>kojima's movie game garbage gets the same treatment
>holy shit yes kojima is a god I would die for this hipster dumbass

>>713606940
wdym his body is 70% cinema

>>713607093
well by that logic the entire industry should have just stopped making games after it came out

>>713607190
Yes

>>713607128
Movies don't dump you with 20 hours of exposition to tell a story

>>713606971
Kojima made mgs meanwhile Elon has not contributed anything of worth to society whatsoever

>>713607276
>Elon has not contributed anything of worth to society whatsoever
he bought twitter and ruined it for obnoxious left wing propagandists

>>713606675 (OP)
>0/5 - Me

>>713607347
tpbp

>>713606940
>>713607128
Camera meme is zoomer slop

>>713607268
Well the best movies are dialogue focused and since games are generally longer, you should compare them based on percentage of dialogue spoken. Almost all of 12 Angry Men is just back and forth Dialogue and its kino, and %-wise much more dialogue heavy than ds

>>713607498
You know what's the difference? 12 Angry Men had an actual talented and great writer. DS didn't.

>>713607340
No he added twitter blue so now its all left wing and right wing grifters engagement baiting and you have to scroll for 5 mins on any post to get replies from actual human beings

Tlou2
Looks better , coherant story, foliage doesn't clip through characters, no cringe scene liking a singing fag, higher score on metacritic, has no shitty celeb appearances

Kojima annot write a better game than a zionist

>>713607614
good, that site should be unusable

>>713607639
kojima is a hollywood worshipper, he's basically a zionist anyway

Don't look at user reviews though. Just trust the paid access media reviews. They are totally trust worthy.

>>713607639
Looks worse, dogshit story and themes, takes itself too seriously to have "cringe" (fun) scenes and the actors in DS are very good

6/10 game at best
+1 sony paid review bonus
+2 kojima bonus
optional +1 pseudo-intellectual kojima fanboy bonus

>>713607276
>>713607062
>He made a movie game 2 decades ago and hecking nanomachines meme, get it? haha
Square did it better and they didnt push a faggot "celebrity producer"

>>713606971
Pretty much this yeah, he seems even more of a narcissist faggot than elon which is an achievement, and thats something he doesnt have in his career

>>713607923
Yeah Square just pushes faggot pride

>>713607707
>kojima is a hollywood worshipper, he's basically a zionist anyway
In DS2, the American president has a logo burned into the back of his neck belonging to a company called APAC, which has replaced US government functions

>>713606675 (OP)
They gave MGS5 the same score, and that game turns to shit after the first 2 hours. These game reviewers keep jumping the gun.

>>713606675 (OP)
While I don’t trust “video game journalist” reviews, I fully believe this game deserves these scores

>>713608012
interesting if true but i really find it hard to believe kojima actually meant that

could be wrong ofc

>>713607913
You have to manage your packages and plan out what route to take on your journey you don't need a high iq to have fun

>>713607923
He's literally just guy who likes movies and making videogames while Elon is an unfunny obnoxious faggot who wants to be the centre of attention on planet earth

>>713608095
but quiet doesn't appear till several hours in?

>>713608169
All his games are basically big political messages so I wouldn't say its unlikely

>>713608202
>manage packages
no you don't
>plan a route
no you don't
>you don't need a high iq
evidently

>>713609092
In the game you do this
>no you don't

are you just retarded?

>>713606675 (OP)
Don't care still waiting for PC.

>>713609302
the original took a year to come to pc after the ps4 release...

>>713608623
she's in the very first mission you retard

>>713606675 (OP)
the inventor of games video

>>713606971
I just didn't like DS1 because it is fucking boring. The game is primarily about walking. Then you walk enough that you get the ability to walk less by using ziplines, ladders, and building roads. The end goal of the game is to play it as little as possible.
It looks good. It is directed well. It has interesting world building. It has good performances. It had some cringe references to Kojima's real life politics (Hillary Clinton is the President, he talks shit about "The Wall", etc) but mostly it is just the gamepaly that really ruins it. I think it shows that Kojima could legitimately make another Metal Gear game with a cast of wacky and memorable characters but he instead likes stick and rope.

>>713609404
her tits aren't

>>713609652
>I think it shows that Kojima could legitimately make another Metal Gear game
He totally wants to too its so obvious with all the references

>>713609738
Why doesn't he just work with konami to make a new metal gear and finish PT?

>>713609806
Because Kojima will just spend and spend and spend and spend and not care about profitability. Konami fired him because he wants an unlimited budget and is probably really hard to work with in a corporate environment.

>>713609806
Probably a combo of a few things. Ego, Sony cracking the whip and also they did fire him
Wouldn't surprise me if it happened one day though

>

>>713609738
The story of mgs was finished with 4 and V was a nice bonus we do not need another entry and he's happy with where the story left off. He still clearly has an interest in stealth games and non-lethal gameplay enforcing the theme of pacifism though so Physint sounds cool and will probably be mgs with a new cast and setting

>>713609285
>*put packages in vehicle*
>*drive along road*
>*go off road and drive/walk in straight line*
no planning involved

>>713609898
and yet as soon as he left he made Death Stranding which has sold 20 million copies lmao

>try to skip out on the adventure in the first set of dialogue choices
>Kojima threatens you to replay the entire intro but then goes "lol jks" then just removes the dialogue choice

I thought I was playing undertale for a second there.

>>713610007
rad

>>713610137
The roads do not span the entire map and you only walk in a straight line if you're a braindead faggot. You have to plan around the different environmental features like rivers or mountains, whether an area is infested with BT's or whether its a spot with MULEs. The risk reward aspect comes from whether you'll be willing to do shit like go through a MULE camp just to arrive somewhere quicker for a better score or take a safer route. Plus those vehicles have batteries and you need to decide whether to head right towards a place if you think you can make it in time or stop off at a generator or facility which could increase your time

>>713610659
>you can't walk in a straight line because........ BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE WITH THESE FAKE SCENARIOS I INVENTED
koji-pseud professional spotted

>>713608623
she makes the game cringe and the game improves if you kill her

>>713611232
It's literally just the gameplay when you aren't being a reductive disingenuous faggot

>>713611396
she makes the game based

>>713606675 (OP)
It's a moviegame. Normies love moviegames.

>>713607347
BASED!

Kojima won
Konami lost

>>713611795
Normies moved on to soulslop and indie games

>>713606675 (OP)
not interested in anything other than MGS and his penguin game

>>713612026
Silent Hill 2 remake was absolute dogshit and f look like shattered memories Japan edition but delta looks pretty good (granted, its just a fucking remake)

Is it still a walking sim or is it at least a stealth shooter?

>>713606675 (OP)
>Suddenly industry review scores are important
If the woke media says the games is good, it's shit. The last game was a walking/cutscene simulator and there is no reason to assume this game is any different

>>713613031
>>713613069
you can tell someone is retarded if they say "oh its just a walking sim"

>>713607347
That seals it then

>>713613031
More stealth/shooting if you want, main story definitely makes you go deal with some camps here and there but Sam doesn't play like Snake. Way more gadgets, but just movement wise even dropping your backpack load the dude is not a super soldier

>>713606675 (OP)
New record on Steam for DS1. :)

>>713606675 (OP)
Kojima literally has no marketable skill. His (((writing))) consists of stealing plots from jewish hollywood movies. He is not able to do anything else.
actual fraud

>>713613031
It's a driving sim now. Bikes and trucks trivializes whatever little gameplay first game had due to level design being flat. You can outrun BT zones too with vehicles. It has no gameplay.

>>713613921
Less than 12k??? Is this a joke? Or was everybody watching this movie on consoles?

>>713613605
Expand on how 1st game isn't a walking sim. Do it bitch.

>>713613924
>stealing plots from jewish hollywood movies
Tokyo: Become Jew

>>713614024
You can also drive! And fight! What now, bitch?

>>713613990
Oh no no, it keeps on going up.... :(((

KEK

I'm gonna wait for epic to give this game away for free, add it to my library and never install it just like the first game

>>713614024
half life? oh thats shooting sim
mario? jumping sim
dark souls? roll sim
zelda? walking sim
persona? datin-.......
smt? menu sim
final fantasy? also menu sim
resident evil? walking sim
street fighter? punching sim
red dead redemption? horse riding sim
mgs? crawling sim

Kojima can't right for shit so he relies of vague and deep cinematography to make the retards go UGHHH CINEMA

>>713606971
Kojima wank doesn't actually make the world worse unlike Musk

>>713606675 (OP)
>Has the best thing a game journalist would ask for: Picrel
>Get good scores.
It's not a mystery.

>>713613990
This is the directors cut not the original. Also the directors cut didn't have a big boom of people buying it and dropping it, just a steady amount of people buying it, playing it and dropping it after they're finished (it's not a multiplayer game)

>>713607347
kek based. Nobody cares what faggot "journos" think.

>>713606675 (OP)
Now show the IGN France score

>>713613990
Schedule 1 have more peak player count than this shit and it is made by a single developer

>>713613924
if every AAA game stole plots from Jewish bollywood movies the industry would be much better

>>713613924
no he's mainly inspired by American and Jap shit

>>713614820
Yeah, less than a 100 more people. Fantastic. Kojima has done it again!

>>713617067
>Kojima can't right for shit
Neither can you apparently.

>>713617067
>vague and deep cinematography
I think you may just be retarded and don't know it, this is how normies condescendingly describe anything that isnt made by disney or netflix

>>713617082
He said he put an easy mode in death stranding just so that his friends who are older and not very good at videogames can get into it lol. its based and not games journo pandering

>>713617343
Why would anyone care what the French think

>>713610140
And before he left he spent 8 years on fox engine and TPP which sold like shit. They were right to cut him.

>>713617881
the fox engine looks sexy and no mgsv sold well

>Ripoff Evangelion 1:1
>Insert some shallow modern sociopolitical commentary about metaverse and AIs
>Tack on the shittiest jankiest third person shooting with some barebones delivery simulato
>MUHHHH KINO
Kojimbo fucking ripped off Mimir too, that man has never had a single original thought in his head

Putting an easy mode in video games is based now according to this guy >>713617754

>2 is an even bigger evangelion copycat than 1
You can't make this shit up

>>713618282
>boot game
>select "ULTRA HARD NIGHTMARE SHIT YOUR PANTS NO CRYBABIES ALLOWED" difficulty
>it's the same game with shittier balancing

>>713617754
The older friends are the journos retard.

>>713618153
>Ripoff Evangelion 1:1
elaborate

>>713608440
>unfunny obnoxious faggot who wants to be the centre of attention on planet earth
Sounds like Kojima with Hollywood trannies

>>713618540
no its mostly his actor buddies

>>713618675
>meets an actor he admires the work of
>posts picture titled "with ______"
>moves on
yeah totally the same thing

>"kino" is a meme for years and years
>suddenly overnight redditors hijack it and use a lamer version and pretend its a new meme
i refuse to entertain this

>>713616939
That is an interesting cope you got there.

>>713619195
kino was gay and lame before it got hijacked by reddit of course they would love it

>>713618000
Fox engine has severe problems with rendering large numbers of objects and textures and the textures are shit.

That said, while MGSV did ultimately turn a nice profit, was it worth the 8+ year dev time? To Konami and most other companies I'd say no.

>>713619504
This.
Fuck dumb shit like kino, kek, slop and soul.
It only made /v/ worse.

>>713619535
yeah but the smaller areas and interiors look really good, ground zeroes till this day I'd say looks great. Also considering its the highest selling game in the series I'd say it was worth it

>>713618598
>Megacorp dismantled the UCA as democracy to simply create a form of AI controlled direct democracy based on the thoughts of its citizens influencing its decision process. This is not some reveal but thrown at you right away
>This megacorp is actually NOT! SEELE, a unique entity merged by the voidout and connected to the Chiral Network through servers On the Beach(tm)
>Turns out NOT! SEELE decided to enact NOT! Instrumentality and use the Chiral Network to ascend humanity in a collective controlled by them because they prophesized inevitable extinction by creating the Chiralverse
>Higgs also wants to cause the NOT! Third Impact
It's like a teenager that just watched Eva and decided to make it in a weaker fanfic with worse characters, but with MGS references

>>713619871
It's too bad most of TPV are set in the open world which compounds the problem then. Kojima should've made a level based game, or constrained the area to about GZ size.

From a company perspective it makes more sense to pump out smaller games (or pachinko machines kek) that make the same profit in half the time and dev cycle. Remember that no one could've know it would sell well over time especially with all the bad press it got.

>>713619504
>>713619772
case by case. soul, slop, and 90% of buzzwords or memes overused are annoyimg and lame. but kino is short, simple, and used more sarcastically than serious (like people trying to use soul and slop in real arguments)

Even if you dont like it, something that imitates it, but worse while pretending to be original, is even worse

>>713606828
>this game I haven't played isn't as good as this game I've played
Wat

>>713620038
Death Stranding was always the logical conclusion of Metal Gear turning into EVA

>>713618491
If you're playing a cinematic videogame on easy mode, then just watch it on youtube

>>713620185
Death Stranding was similar. It had mediocre launch sales and Sony went on record saying they were disappointed. It wasn't until later that it came to PC that it sold a lot. Even then though most of the sales were while the game was on deep discount.

>>713620550
Sony always inflate their sales numbers by including the console bundle sales and now they're pushing more remake and remasters of the same game in every new gen

>>713620185
yeah but the "open world" is comprised of a bunch of small areas and compounds and the "open world" itself is split between countries and each is pretty small, not a lot of the game is spent inbetween. even then I wouldn't say it looks bad minus the pop in

>>713620215
Kino just sounds dumb as hell, "cinema" is a lot more to the point and not just "haha I'm using the German word for no reason even though I speak English"

>>713620416
Counterpoint: I like delivering packages and walking around a big beautiful world while Low Roar plays and Sam does cute stuff

>>713620375
Death Stranding 2 is the evidence that Kojima can only watch movies and anime and try to rip them off only to come up with lesser uninteresting versions of the source material.

Death Stranding is just Evangelion without the character interactions and worldbuilding. He has half Hollywood in his studio and yet all characters are still 1 dimensional as fuck, Sam himself still acts as some emotionally stunted apathic retard.

This fag spends his entire life consuming media and still hr can only end up ripping off step by step whatever flavour of the month he most recently watched, with the only unique bits of identity amounting to occasional MGS references or rants against whatever ends up in his news feed reel these days because he sniffed his own fart over muh Death Stranding predicted COVID (something you can actually tell)
>>713620038

>>713621974
A literal walking sim. I cannot imagine myself walking around mindlessly in a video game for hours and not contemplate what the fuck am I doing in my life right now. at least completing challenging games feels satisfying

>>713623775
>walking around mindlessly
"its just a walking sim mfs" when they boot the game and hold the stick in a straight line thoughtlessly (it gets them nowhere)

>>713606675 (OP)
>Prefect scores from "critics"
That must mean it's good!

>>713607347
>5/5 - Me

>>713607017
This can't be real

>>713620038
I honestly think the same. It’s just so lame

so funny watching e33 get mogged

>>713624018
If majority of the time you're just walking mindlessly and doing nothing then yeah it's a walking sim

>>713606828
>MGS3babs suddenly care about MGS2
if there was an olympic medal for contrarianism, /v/ would win it every week

i rate it 3/10 though

>>713628205
>contrarian
get new material nigger