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Anonymous No.713789689 >>713790113 >>713790362 >>713790429 >>713791270 >>713791474 >>713791752 >>713792792 >>713793046 >>713793571 >>713794396 >>713794812 >>713795151 >>713795275 >>713795529 >>713795541 >>713800593 >>713801062 >>713802248 >>713803197 >>713804064 >>713804370 >>713809478
Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread Top 30
Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)
Anonymous No.713790041
Are Japanese gamers also doing the thing where they buy the Switch 1 box because it looks better?
Anonymous No.713790113
>>713789689 (OP)
>Switch Pro
Cool, when are we getting the next gen Nintendo console btw
Anonymous No.713790119 >>713790202 >>713801742
Half-rice lost
Anonymous No.713790164 >>713790989 >>713791163 >>713791357 >>713794758 >>713795009 >>713799410 >>713807961 >>713810764 >>713810805 >>713811214
Ooooff not a good day for Mario Kart Worlders
Anonymous No.713790202
>>713790119
Nice bot reviews newfag
Anonymous No.713790362
>>713789689 (OP)
>Top 30
So where are the other 20?
Anonymous No.713790376 >>713808541 >>713812204
Reminder that PS5 has a liquid metal problem which will get worse as more time passes.
Anonymous No.713790386
>Nice bot reviews newfag
Anonymous No.713790429
>>713789689 (OP)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Anonymous No.713790619 >>713790678 >>713794161 >>713800807
Before the ritual posting starts, Raidou or Azuma?
Anonymous No.713790678 >>713800807
>>713790619
I'm personally enjoying Azuma but haven't gotten around to Raidou yet.
Anonymous No.713790989 >>713791135 >>713795432
>>713790164
>Implying Youtubers have standards
Remember when all of the Smash community hopped on Rivals and Nick Brawl's dicks for weeks only to quietly pretend that never happened and go back to Ultimate? We're gonna watch the same thing happen with this.
Anonymous No.713791135 >>713791672
>>713790989
Those are all the same youtubers who were spreading misinformation about the Switch 2 and claiming it was going to fail and you shouldn't buy one only to use all the money gained from their click bait to buy one day 1.
Anonymous No.713791163 >>713791272 >>713802986
>>713790164
Gonna be hilarious to see MKW drop off a cliff, gonna be even funnier when 8DX gets a substantial boost
Anonymous No.713791270
>>713789689 (OP)
>"top 30"
>doesn't post top 30
Anonymous No.713791272
>>713791163
Will you kill yourself when that doesn't happen?
Anonymous No.713791319 >>713791512
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)

Good lord between this, Marathon and Fairgame$ being stillborn Sony must be sweating bullets.
Anonymous No.713791357
>>713790164
Damn, the switch 2's only game is shit now?
Anonymous No.713791393 >>713791487 >>713791572 >>713791605 >>713791627 >>713795693 >>713808057
MKW is my first Mario Kart and it's so fucking addictive. Just yesterday I planned to do only one race, before doing something else, but ended up racing for three hours. I can see now why this game is so popular.

Also, I don't understand bitching about intermission tracks. Should I stop having fun?
Anonymous No.713791474
>>713789689 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Can he handle this weekly I wonder.
Anonymous No.713791487
>>713791393
>MKW is my first Mario Kart
Whoa you must be young. But do enjoy, the first Mario Kart hits different and will always be special to you.
Anonymous No.713791512
>>713791319
What's even worse for them is that once a month passes, and World has had it's month in the sun; Nintendo is ready with Donkey Kong Bananza.
Anonymous No.713791572 >>713791690 >>713793162
>>713791393
>Also, I don't understand bitching about intermission tracks. Should I stop having fun?
I don't get it either. The entire crux of the game is the interconnected world, it's basically Mario Forza.
Anonymous No.713791605
>>713791393
Intermission tracks are great and its hilarious seeing griftubers and snoys embarrass themselves over the latest nontroversy.
Anonymous No.713791627 >>713791739 >>713791817
>>713791393
The intermission tracks are mostly straight lines. It was fun the first few times, but it gets old very quick.
Anonymous No.713791672 >>713791701 >>713799954
>>713791135
So you're telling me they used their youtube revenue from spreading false info to buy a switch 2?
Anonymous No.713791690 >>713791723 >>713793162 >>713808839
>>713791572
>it's basically Mario Forza.
Not playing myself but that's what I saw whent hey showed off more. It's very much taking some of what Forza does and integrates it into Mario Kart. Only fitting seeing as these are the 2 biggest racing franshises now.
Anonymous No.713791701
>>713791672
Yes
Anonymous No.713791723 >>713791825 >>713792234 >>713806415
>>713791690
Are you forgetting someone?
Anonymous No.713791727 >>713791947
Never forget.
Anonymous No.713791739 >>713808178
>>713791627
>The intermission tracks are mostly straight line
Try playing the game first.
Anonymous No.713791752 >>713791848
>>713789689 (OP)
Gematsu doesn't have the top 30 updated. Is there some japan holiday or what?
Anonymous No.713791817 >>713791990
>>713791627
Don't get me wrong I do like the intermission tracks but some feel like they would really benifit from an extra lap.
Getting an intermission that leads to Koopa Beach is such a load of shit since it's just a square.
Probably why in Grand Prix it's your starting track so you don't have to suffer.
Anonymous No.713791825
>>713791723
Giant fall from grace and relevancy. Really sad to see really. Still remember how cool it felt to hear my brodude friend totally nerd out over cars, tracks and tech when he showed me GT2 or 3 on PS2.
Anonymous No.713791848
>>713791752
Famitsu is just slow some weeks
Anonymous No.713791947 >>713792417
>>713791727
Yeah; we won't forget.
Anonymous No.713791990 >>713793898 >>713794583
>>713791817
Honestly, the Koopa Troopa Beach intermissions are better than the track itself.
Anonymous No.713792234 >>713792430
>>713791723
Didn't GT kill itself by introducing some fucked up MTX practices
Anonymous No.713792350
we did it bros
Anonymous No.713792417 >>713792841
>>713791947
I'm surprised the schizo retard didn't delete his thread or ask his pet trannyjanny to delete that post that BTFO'd him so hard, does he feel no shame or embarrassment?
Anonymous No.713792430
>>713792234
Yes the whole game is balanced around the transactions because the grind is too much. Sony of course only enabled those after all the glowing reviews released a week after launch.
Anonymous No.713792468 >>713792520 >>713792629
So where is "he"? Did he give up on Famitsu threads?
Anonymous No.713792520 >>713801012
>>713792468
He's busy shitting up Mario Kart World threads
Anonymous No.713792629 >>713792718 >>713792778 >>713801012
>>713792468
No, they went back so shitting on Mario Kart again and making more threads about the screen >>713789395
Anonymous No.713792718
>>713792629
Imagine how barren and lifeless his life must be that he spends 18h a day creating the same threads over and over.
Anonymous No.713792778 >>713792901 >>713793052 >>713800085
>>713792629
Isn’t this a nothing burger? I don’t notice a difference between the switch 1 and switch 2 undocked and docked. The switch 2 screen looks pretty good.
Anonymous No.713792792
>>713789689 (OP)
WHERE ARE THE 30 EGGMAN YOU SAID THERE WILL BE 30
Anonymous No.713792841 >>713792983
>>713792417
>I'm surprised the schizo retard didn't delete his thread
Why would they? They tried to play damage control by saying the joke was about tendies and every response was him samefagging responses or getting no-one buying the bait.
Anonymous No.713792901 >>713792915 >>713799481
>>713792778
According to youtubers it's the worst thing to ever happen and Nintendo are evil anti-consumer masterminds, so it must be true.
Anonymous No.713792915 >>713794880
>>713792901
I’m so tired of all of these nothingburgers.
Anonymous No.713792983 >>713794270
>>713792841
Holy fuck how do you live in delusion like this 24/7
Anonymous No.713793046
>>713789689 (OP)
Checked on famitsu and they also don't have top 30 up yet. But I saw that they have the top 5 amazon ranking.
Anonymous No.713793052 >>713793235 >>713795723 >>713795843
>>713792778
Don't believe your lying eyes, some YouTube faggot said it's horrible so it's totally true.
Anonymous No.713793162 >>713793219 >>713793232 >>713793256 >>713793359
>>713791572
>>713791690
Forza is ass. The landscape is trees and dirt everywhere. Boring empty draped landscapes.

MKW is fully designed. The world is way more fantastical. Loads of different assets, themes, and visual design.

Forza look like stock unreal assets.
Anonymous No.713793219
>>713793162
Thanks ChatGPT but Forza uses real life locations.
Anonymous No.713793232
>>713793162
*Loads of different biomes, assets, themes, and visual design.
Anonymous No.713793235
>>713793052
The gaslighting is insane.
>your eyes are wrong! You have to care about this!!!
Anonymous No.713793256 >>713793523
>>713793162
I had a blast with FH4.
Anonymous No.713793359
>>713793162
*drabbed
Anonymous No.713793523 >>713794883
>>713793256
Should’ve made clearer that I was talking about 5. Definitely suffered from generic empty open world design. Nothing like MKW. The visual design is boring.
Anonymous No.713793571
>>713789689 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
OOF...
Anonymous No.713793898
>>713791990
Koopa troopa beach needs an update where they remove it from the game
Anonymous No.713794161 >>713800807
>>713790619
Azuma doesn't have a segment where I beat the shit out of thugs at a bathhouse so Raidou
Anonymous No.713794270
>>713792983
When all you have left is your seething hate for a company that by default is uncaring and unfeeling towards that hate, something just snaps in you. You just can't become a normal human again.
Anonymous No.713794396 >>713794524 >>713794676
>>713789689 (OP)
Come on, even with the switch 2 out ps5 still can't beat switch?
Anonymous No.713794524
>>713794396
And they say the switch 1 wasn't going to keep selling. 8 million switch 1 sales by next year is going to mind break the snoys
Anonymous No.713794583
>>713791990
Koopa Troopa Beach is so fucking awful here, why did they even add it
Anonymous No.713794676
>>713794396
Switch has games. PS5 doesn't
Anonymous No.713794758
>>713790164
>People that dont know how to pick Circuit episode
Anonymous No.713794812 >>713794910 >>713794941 >>713795057 >>713798020
>>713789689 (OP)
If everyone who actively partakes in these flagrant fanboy consolewar threads got rangebanned this board would instantly improve immensely.
Anonymous No.713794867 >>713794937 >>713795019 >>713795042 >>713795057 >>713795263 >>713795335 >>713795475 >>713795547 >>713795573 >>713795735 >>713798750 >>713812940
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
Anonymous No.713794880
>>713792915
>I’m so tired of all of these nothingburgers
Too bad because it's all we gonna get in the menu for quite some time
The owner of the fast food chain really wants Nintendo down for some reason
Anonymous No.713794883
>>713793523
Ah gotcha, I didn’t play 5. I like the European setting in racing because every European is genetically predisposed to enjoy rally.
Anonymous No.713794910
>>713794812
Strange how you only single out the thread about hard, objective data but are fine with the 20+ Switch 2 console war FUD threads currently up
Anonymous No.713794937 >>713795014 >>713795198 >>713795298 >>713795643 >>713795725 >>713809592
>>713794867
even your memes are just ports
Anonymous No.713794941
>>713794812
kys snoytranny. Nintendo WON and you LOST
Anonymous No.713795009
>>713790164
I'd never go back to online MK8D because getting another race takes forever. In MKW I'm having a good time the entire time, more games needs to do this.
Anonymous No.713795014
>>713794937
Lmao
Anonymous No.713795019
>>713794867
>*immediately gets btfo'd again*
Anonymous No.713795042
>>713794867
KEK
Anonymous No.713795057 >>713795190
>>713794812
There's a difference between discussing sales data, the state of the industry and upcoming releases and >>713794867
You'll find that a lot of people here have multiple platforms and can refer to different platforms and their owners without using childish names.
You could significantly improve the entire board by removing about 4 incredibly active posters.
Anonymous No.713795151
>>713789689 (OP)
>Top 30
>Only post the top 10
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.713795190
>>713795057
>Famitsutranny threads
>About the state of the industry and upcoming releases

LOL
Anonymous No.713795198
>>713794937
Kek
Anonymous No.713795263 >>713795368 >>713795464 >>713801986
>>713794867
Snoys can only copy
Anonymous No.713795275
>>713789689 (OP)
Nintensissies... our response? >>713785018
Anonymous No.713795298
>>713794937
Ohnononononono Snoysissies!
Anonymous No.713795335
>>713794867
KEK tendies btfo

I expect a mass tendie suicide soon
Anonymous No.713795368
>>713795263
Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.
Anonymous No.713795432 >>713795552
>>713790989
>the Smash community hopped on Rivals and Nick Brawl's dicks for weeks only to quietly pretend that never happened and go back to Ultimate
I remember how youtubers streamers and twitterfags shilled those games
You can feel how much of a grudge they have against Nintendo by how much they tried to act like they were good
And they tried so hard
Anonymous No.713795464
>>713795263
Hah, thanks for some OC
Anonymous No.713795475
>>713794867
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
Make the pasta believable at the very least.
Anonymous No.713795529 >>713795753 >>713796210 >>713800281
>>713789689 (OP)
Grim numbers. In the end, mobile will dominate. Nothing comes close.
Anonymous No.713795541 >>713801298
>>713789689 (OP)
N I N T E N D O M I N A T I ON
Anonymous No.713795547
>>713794867
LMFAOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.713795552 >>713795852
>>713795432
kek someone is still posting that ironic shitpost image of SpongeBob with that nick game, Gabe Newell with the Steam deck, and a crying Mario
Anonymous No.713795573
>>713794867
KEKKY POOPY!!!
Anonymous No.713795643
>>713794937
Based.
Anonymous No.713795693
>>713791393
Some people are disappointed because they think the way it was before the patch is more fun. But if you're enjoying yourself there's no problem. Don't concern yourself with the measurement of fun from other people.
Anonymous No.713795723
>>713793052
Kek based.

I noticed yesterday the schizos abandoned this campaign and started to push the "Mario Kart Update has RUINED the game" campaign.

What will their next cope be?

19 days to Donkey Kong btw
Anonymous No.713795725
>>713794937
o no not again
Anonymous No.713795735 >>713795916 >>713797083
>>713794867
kek tendie troons having a meltie over this one.
Anonymous No.713795753 >>713800281
>>713795529
How badly did PokΓ©mon TCG dominate this time?
Anonymous No.713795843
>>713793052
>the proof is a screen upside down on a table with the point of view being really low and distant, in a way you would never play
Anonymous No.713795852
>>713795552
I remember that image because it's how I discovered the "Mario watch"
Nintendo made a collab with a expensive clock brand and the usual suspects went crazy
I swear they are more obsessed with Nintendo than it's own fans
Who was the artist who did that drawing?
Anonymous No.713795916 >>713797260
>>713795735
When was the last time you slept?
Anonymous No.713795998 >>713796923 >>713799786 >>713801073
So where are the dozens of hundreds outrage articles about Sony removing games from PS+, being sued for artficially raising their prices by almost 50% in the netherlands, Them changing their TOS regarding PS+, fight sticks melting while being plugged into PS5s or the cooling issues being way more serious than previous thought? Nintendo got thousands of seethe posts for way fucking less.
Anonymous No.713796042
We have already chosen our wonderful new beginning.
Anonymous No.713796210
>>713795529
>apr
>MAG
Hey that's not how you spell May. How odd. Where are you from anon?
Anonymous No.713796374
I wonder why he stopped attaching the youtube link with the awful cover of In The End to his lyric post.
Anonymous No.713796923
>>713795998
>so where are the dozens of hundreds outrage articles about Sony
Sorry, you will only get articles that already shill for Sony in the title and you'll gonna like it mister
Anonymous No.713797083
>>713795735
Do you want to sleep with me daddy?
Anonymous No.713797104 >>713797383 >>713797565 >>713797885 >>713798287
Sony cares more about profit than they do sales quantity.
Anonymous No.713797260
>>713795916
When was the last time he SHOWERED?
Anonymous No.713797383
>>713797104
Other way around, actually. Their profit margins are absolutely atrocious and only exist at all due to kids stealing their parents credit cards to buy robux for pedophiles
Anonymous No.713797565
>>713797104
>spends $400 million on concord, not including marketing
Anonymous No.713797885
>>713797104
It's not even about profits anymore. It's all about MAU! Yes, Sony has resorted to coping about PS+ users to pretend they're relevant like if they're mobile game developers.
Anonymous No.713798020
>>713794812
You realize you’re participating in these threads too, right? So you’re fine with getting yourself rangebanned?
Anonymous No.713798172
Anonymous No.713798287
>>713797104
Is that why they have a 6% return?
By the way the industry standard for "passable" is 10%
Anonymous No.713798347 >>713798392
op where's the goddamn top 30?
Anonymous No.713798392 >>713798437
>>713798347
It isn't out yet https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-sales
Anonymous No.713798437 >>713798491 >>713799879
>>713798392
Why are they taking their sweet time today
Anonymous No.713798491 >>713798565 >>713808716
>>713798437
dunno, prob got some death threats from Sony.
Anonymous No.713798565
>>713798491
Oh come on like this isn't like every week since 2021 at least
Anonymous No.713798750 >>713799076
>>713794867
>ps3 has fuckall for YEARS
>no gaems meme start as a result
>ps4 also has an extremely slim library for the first two years, reinforcing the meme
>ps5 has had fuckall for exclusives its entire lifespan to date, reinforcing the meme (that's actually reality) even further

>switch 2 has a slim FIRST MONTH
>snoys go fucking hard on reversing the no gaems playstation meme and just keeps spamming it
Gotta get it in quick before the Switch2 has more exclusives than the entire history of the PS5 I'm guessing. But this is just pathetic.
Anonymous No.713798774
Remember that even mexicans have enough money to spare and buy a Switch 2 with MKW (around 790 dollars)
https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames
Anonymous No.713799076 >>713799445
>>713798750
Switch 2 already has more exclusives announced. There was even a Arcys VN exclusive announced today.
There was no point in time where that meme was applicable
Anonymous No.713799316 >>713800351
>before the Switch2 has more exclusives than the entire history of the PS5
?
Anonymous No.713799410
>>713790164
0 games
Anonymous No.713799445
>>713799076
Ehhh, it's just a short "tech demo" for devs to learn the hardware before porting existing games and developing new games for it.
Anonymous No.713799481 >>713799839 >>713800240
>>713792901
They said the same thing about the MKW patch. I didn't even notice it. Isn't it a small chance you get an intermission course, and nowhere near a guarantee?
I prefer to stick to Knockout Tour so I don't really get impacted anyway.
Anonymous No.713799582 >>713799660 >>713799824 >>713799942 >>713800262 >>713801139
Anonymous No.713799660 >>713801139
>>713799582
Not named Mario, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Hollow Knight, etc.
Anonymous No.713799717
How do we stop Nintendo? Why isn't our 4chan shitpost campaign working ??
Anonymous No.713799764 >>713800127
Anonymous No.713799786 >>713800119
>>713795998
>fight sticks melting while being plugged into PS5s or the cooling issue
I love when fgc apes get fucked over. No other community deserves the brutal assfucking by sonydildo as much as them for just kneeling over and doing all the culture war for playstation in 8th gen, and getting nothing in return.
Only so many times I could witness a tournament having to take a 10 minute break after 3 matches to let the ps4 cool down because it overheats from playing tekken fucking 7 before I realized that this shit is not my place and I left.
Anonymous No.713799824
>>713799582
lmao
Anonymous No.713799839 >>713800891 >>713811097
>>713799481
It's literally a 9.3% chance of the random button pulling an intermission... while also weighting it heavily towards full courses in the selection of 3 you get.
Anonymous No.713799879 >>713802823
>>713798437
Counting every single copy of Death Stranding 2 by hand to find a way to push it into top 30, all 200 copies of them.
Anonymous No.713799942
>>713799582
Protip: In paint click the "select" box and just copypaste the background over text.
Anonymous No.713799954
>>713791672
Anonymous No.713799990 >>713801234
I wish eric's dad didn't abandon him. Imagine if he had a father figure to smack him around when he starts acting out
Anonymous No.713799994
>He's seething so hard he is pulling out the Astro turf pictures
Anonymous No.713800070 >>713800180 >>713800270
So the screen shit was fake, what's the next angle?
Anonymous No.713800085
>>713792778
reminder the techniggers did the "testing" by putting the ufo meme test on a youtube video thus downclocking the screen to 60hz while doing it natively on PC
Anonymous No.713800119 >>713800579 >>713802279
>>713799786
>fight sticks melting
Oh, so that's why they had a wireless one in the last SoP
Anonymous No.713800127
>>713799764
Anonymous No.713800180
>>713800070
They'll be combing through hours of Donkey Kong footage to try and find something to shitpost about.
Anonymous No.713800240
>>713799481
I play world wide and while it's noticeable I still find myself playing 3 lap tracks pretty often.
But I also don't hate intermissions so it doesn't leave much impression
Anonymous No.713800262 >>713800538 >>713801139 >>713806640 >>713810501
>>713799582
There was something wrong with your image. I fixed it.
Anonymous No.713800270 >>713801214
>>713800070
Mario kart world added a 9.3% chance the random button would choose an intermission track while also changing the weighting of the semi-random track pool to heavily favor full courses, which was the entire reason people were picking random to begin with.
Anonymous No.713800281 >>713800369 >>713803202
>>713795529
>>713795753
Anonymous No.713800351 >>713800661 >>713800772
>>713799316
This image isn't even accurate anymore and it still lives rent free in your head.
Mine was actually accurate whilst you desperately need to discredit things.
Anonymous No.713800369
>>713800281
>Eevee pack came out today
Yeah next month that number will be even larger.
Anonymous No.713800534 >>713800621 >>713800627 >>713800694
>8snoys, OoTsnoys, cubesnoys, and 3snoyses (3H troons) are all dabbing on us
How do we stop them?
Anonymous No.713800538
>>713800262
>and sonic
>and kirby
>and crash
>and spyro
>and a few indies
Anonymous No.713800579
>>713800119
Holy shit you're right.
Anonymous No.713800593
>>713789689 (OP)
/v/ lost again
Anonymous No.713800621 >>713801298
>>713800534
Please stop.
Anonymous No.713800627
>>713800534
t.falseflag king
Anonymous No.713800661 >>713800987
>>713800351
Rise of the Ronin isn't exclusive anymore
Anonymous No.713800694 >>713801298
>>713800534
>freely admitting only falseflaggers like you use those terms
why?
Anonymous No.713800772 >>713800987
>>713800351
Rise of Ronin is also on PC
Anonymous No.713800807 >>713800948 >>713801009
>>713790619
>>713790678
>>713794161
>ever playing a former playstation exclusive
Will never play cyberslop. Will never play Okami. Sold off SMTV when it got ported as well. Uninstalled Daemon X Machina too. Never even got bayo 2 either.
Anonymous No.713800891 >>713801091 >>713811097
>>713799839
>9.3%
...that's it? THAT'S his smoking gun? That's what the internet has been sperging out about? Holy shit this is the biggest fucking nothingburger I have seen in years.
>OH NO I MAY HAVE TO RACE ON A COURSE TYPE I DON'T LIKE ONCE EVERY 10 ONLINE RACES OR SO NINTENDO IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER
Fuck outrage culture and the faggots that benefit from it.
Anonymous No.713800948 >>713801519
>>713800807
Too blatant.
Anonymous No.713800987
>>713800661
>>713800772
I know, it's months old and I couldn't be bothered updating it when 80 shovelware games got thrown onto the page.
However it does still put him in his place.
Anonymous No.713801009 >>713801519
>>713800807
Bayonetta never was a PS exclusive, neither Deamon
Anonymous No.713801012 >>713801214
>>713792520
>>713792629
>he
Half the board doesn't like the new update.
Anonymous No.713801062 >>713801142 >>713801210 >>713801231 >>713801594 >>713801743 >>713801863 >>713801876 >>713802490
>>713789689 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF... Those legs are kinda rough?
Anonymous No.713801073
>>713795998
>N-NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE *banned*
Anonymous No.713801091 >>713801170 >>713811097 >>713814091
>>713800891
And the ACTUAL problem was that there are more intermissions than actual full courses, to the point where since the random 3 it pulled for you to select from were often just 3 intermissions, which was the entire reason people just picked random. Which they FIXED.
Anonymous No.713801139 >>713801269
>>713800262
>>713799582
>>713799660
Kirby bros...
DK bros...
Anonymous No.713801142
>>713801062
>3% less than last week
I don't see it.
Anonymous No.713801170
>>713801091
Oh god it's that Tomodotchi Life "gay marriage" patch all over again isn't it
Anonymous No.713801210 >>713801786
>>713801062
>nearly 80% attach rate with physical alone
do you ever get tired of posting this every thread and getting BTFO every time? do you have a humiliation fetish?
Anonymous No.713801214 >>713801369
>>713801012
Read >>713800270 to understand why that "complaint" is LITERALLY RETARDED.
Anonymous No.713801224 >>713804686
Eric, 8snoys, OOTsnoys, Cubesnoys, Palsnoys....join forces!
Anonymous No.713801231
>>713801062
The Switch 2 already has its first million seller in 3 weeks and the PS5 still hasn't had one in over 5 years LOL
Anonymous No.713801234
>>713799990
...Videogames? Which vidya character is that?
Anonymous No.713801269 >>713801303
>>713801139
Bananza will easily outsell Astrobot within a few weeks at most
Anonymous No.713801298 >>713801468 >>713801992 >>713802331
>>713800621
>>713800694
>erica projecting again

>>713795541
always
Anonymous No.713801303
>>713801269
It's all but guaranteed it will. 2.5 million sales is easy for DK.
Anonymous No.713801369 >>713801469 >>713801704
>>713801214
This whole thread kinda rapes you, anon.
>>713734759
Anonymous No.713801468
>>713801298
I am not projecting.
Please stop.
Anonymous No.713801469 >>713801706
>>713801369
>retards don't understand what the patch did the thread
Nice job proving him right i guess
Anonymous No.713801519 >>713801639
>>713800948
You're getting lost again.

>>713801009
Nobody cares about xbox.
Anonymous No.713801594
>>713801062
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF... Those legs are kinda rough?

It's the best selling launch title in the history of Japan moron. Even the Switch didn't have 500k people to sell games to 3 weeks in.
Anonymous No.713801639
>>713801519
>D-Do-Doesn't count!!!1!1!!
Retard
Anonymous No.713801668 >>713801772
>blatant falseflag time
Yep.
Anonymous No.713801704 >>713801772
>>713801369
>thread full of niggers who refuse to comprehend they're completely wrong
Do you really want to die on that failed hill like a dindu?
Anonymous No.713801705 >>713802135 >>713802167
I still don't understand why Japanese are so fucking retarded and keep buying Switches when:

a)Switch is a shitty portable with ancient technology
b)Switch 2 only has a shitty Mario Kart game
c)There are better devices like Steam Deck OLED, ROG Ally X, MSI claw, etc
d)PS5 is way better and has more games

Also most of Switch library are Wii U ports and indies

The U.S needs to send another fuckin nuke to Japan pronto

Also it's sad to see Xbox being pretty much dead there when Xbox has the best gaming service: Gamepass and amazing games like Indiana Jones, Elder Scrolls, DOOM Dark Ages, etc

When you think about it, PlayStation 5 has WAY more and better games, better controller, a more aesthetic, cool and powerful console
Anonymous No.713801706
>>713801469
>no u
'ric moment
Anonymous No.713801742 >>713801859
>>713790119
>half-rice
Wilds is so blatantly Worlds 2 that this post just feels like a sad attempt
Anonymous No.713801743
>>713801062
Only 20k Switch 2 consoles sold that week didn't get it and even then those consumers probably bought the game digitally.
Anonymous No.713801772 >>713802331
>>713801704
>get btfo
>run back here and say they're wrong

>>713801668
It's weird, innit?
Anonymous No.713801786 >>713801863
>>713801210
NTA but isnt 80% attachment rate , lower than Liugis Mansion .
Anonymous No.713801851
Lmao he's going all out. We can tell it's you, your posts are all the same.
Anonymous No.713801859 >>713808857
>>713801742
It's a pun that works better in japanese where one of their resident snoys basically meme magic'd himself due to wilds selling half of what rise did
Anonymous No.713801863
>>713801062
Holy shit those legs are bad kekkle

>>713801786
Yep Mario Shart World has lower attachment rate than Luigi's Mansion. Let that sink in.
Anonymous No.713801870 >>713801967 >>713801992
How would our boy react if Mario had a daughter, and the Switch 2 sales went up even higher?
Anonymous No.713801876 >>713802521
>>713801062
>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World - 134.900 / 917.466
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
I think they're pretty strong actually.
Anonymous No.713801943 >>713802024 >>713802249
you can just tell the shit legs meme with astro turf really got under his skin lol
Anonymous No.713801963
Anonymous No.713801967 >>713802027 >>713802114 >>713802371
>>713801870
I'd SLIT HER FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713801986
>>713795263
famitsu, desu
Anonymous No.713801992 >>713802331 >>713802826
>>713801298
Hit the nail on the head, it's not even directly replying anymore kek

>>713801870
Cunny already guarantees sales
Anonymous No.713802024 >>713802093
>>713801943
Don't forget Astro Bot was beaten by a Touhou rhythm game port kek
Anonymous No.713802027
>>713801967
BASED, KILL THE TENDIE, KILL THE BOER
Anonymous No.713802053 >>713802192 >>713802274
In other news, the first switch 2 exclusive VN was announced!
Anonymous No.713802093
>>713802024
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713802112
>he's reached the mindbreak point where he's fantasizing about murdering kids again
Anonymous No.713802114 >>713802165
>>713801967
kiwifarms won, lolcows lost
Anonymous No.713802135
>>713801705
>PS5
>Games
Anon…
Anonymous No.713802165 >>713802223 >>713802234
>>713802114
I will SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713802167
>>713801705
>cool
Cool things don't melt
Anonymous No.713802192
>>713802053
I can't believe Nintendo singlehandedly brought back VNs with the Switch
Anonymous No.713802195 >>713802238 >>713802331 >>713803023 >>713803608
>all caps spam starts
>falseflagging immediately stops
Oh yeah, noticing.
Anonymous No.713802223
>>713802165
what's that, bessy?
there's still milk in your udder?
Anonymous No.713802234 >>713802376
>>713802165
having fun with your kiwi thread bro?
Anonymous No.713802238
>>713802195
BECASS YOU ARE THE FALSEGLAGGER
Anonymous No.713802248 >>713802337 >>713802412 >>713802521 >>713802807
>>713789689 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
Oof. Those legs are rough.
Anonymous No.713802249
>>713801943
It stings him more because it's the first GOTY winner in Geoff's cringe show whose winning title didn't transfer into sales or recognition. Balatro got far more attention and sales than it.
No wonder why Astro Flop got a bundle. They needed to inflate the numbers and even that failed.
Anonymous No.713802251
>Nintendo WON
Anonymous No.713802274 >>713802324
>>713802053
What is it about?
Anonymous No.713802279
>>713800119
lmao
That is most likely unironically it.
Anonymous No.713802324 >>713802352 >>713802416 >>713802481
>>713802274
You get to follow the story of a girl through her entire life and make various choices it seems. Looks like something out of CING.
Anonymous No.713802331 >>713802414
>>713802195
Bruh, you got called out here >>713801992
>>713801772
>>713801298
Anonymous No.713802337 >>713802415 >>713802443
>>713802248
it could always be worse, like with astrobot.
Anonymous No.713802352
>>713802324
SLIT HER FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713802371
>>713801967
Bing-Bing Wahoo!
Anonymous No.713802376
>>713802234
I've seen the draft of his thread. He might seriously kill himself if it's posted, which is good.
Anonymous No.713802412
>>713802248 (You)
Somebody calculated it and apparently this is the biggest drop-off for a launch title ever....
Anonymous No.713802414 >>713802512
>>713802331
>called out
>it's just a samefagger that can't even keep xer's narrative straight
Oh yeah, noticing.
Anonymous No.713802415
>>713802337
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713802416 >>713802516
>>713802324
Reminds me of Life is Strange than cing kino. hard skip. Lemme know when the Hotel Dusk trilogy is finished.
Anonymous No.713802443 >>713802658
>>713802337
Mario Kart World is unironically going to sell 2-3x Astrobot's worldwide sales just in Japan.
Anonymous No.713802480 >>713803023 >>713803608 >>713810818
>even actual calls to violence don't get him banned
he definitely has a glowie handler
Anonymous No.713802481
>>713802324
That sounds boring holy shit. Not a vn hater btw, I have some installed right now.
Anonymous No.713802490 >>713802735
>>713801062
Reminder that PS5 still doesn't have a million seller after 5 years while Switch 2 got one in 3 weeks on a 6x smaller user base
Anonymous No.713802512
>>713802414
You're getting lost again...
Surprised you haven't whipped out the tripfagging or darren namedropping yet.
Anonymous No.713802516
>>713802416
>Reminds me of Life is Strange than cing kino
Can't be, it's a straight game. Also, it's literally Kanasaki doing the art.
Anonymous No.713802521
>>713802248
See >>713801876
Anonymous No.713802524
New Switch game just dropped!
Anonymous No.713802578 >>713802710
Introducing the next generation of Super Mario!
Anonymous No.713802618
>spoiler tagged "getting lost"
that's the new gimmick for the time being. I don't see it lasting honestly, it's pretty lame.
Anonymous No.713802658 >>713802785
>>713802443
Probably any game really. MK8 probably outsold Metroid Dread in a similar fashion. I could see World outselling DK twice over as well, especially by the end of 2's lifetime.
Anonymous No.713802710 >>713802759 >>713802776
>>713802578
SLIT HER FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713802735 >>713802760
>>713802490
Didn't spiderman or God of kek get 10 million? I know XVI got 3 million.
Anonymous No.713802750
Even the slit your/her fucking throat posts are ports from previous threads kek
Anonymous No.713802759 >>713802826
>>713802710
Anonymous No.713802760
>>713802735
Japan sales.
Anonymous No.713802776
>>713802710
Nope.
Anonymous No.713802785 >>713802909
>>713802658
>randomly making a comparison with Nintendo games in an attempt to shift the narrative
You're pretty clever with your dishonesty I'll give you that.
Anonymous No.713802807
>>713802248
100k a week? Rough?
lmao

Splatoon consistently sold a just a few thousands every week and it still gave Splatoon a couple of extra million sales over the Switch's lifespan. Strong legs.
100k are fucking incredible non-launch sales.
Anonymous No.713802823
>>713799879
DS2 is reported next week, I think
Anonymous No.713802826
>>713801992
Oh yeah he's going all out.

>>713802759
lmao
Anonymous No.713802880 >>713802995 >>713803021
Don't worry sisters

Genshin Impact will save the Switch 2
Anonymous No.713802896 >>713802979
Anonymous No.713802901 >>713802963 >>713803023 >>713803467
>we've reached the throat-slitting stage
Wish I had some popcorn
Anonymous No.713802909
>>713802785
>take notice of 8 Deluxe selling a lot consistently and say it'll outsell not just the low astro but even higher selling games
>d-d-dishonest!
>yuh shifting!
I think you need to take your meds. Now.
Anonymous No.713802963 >>713803182
>>713802901
>throat-slitting stage
He's trying a weird two-pronged now where he falseflags with weird formatting in-between the thror[sic] posts.
Anonymous No.713802979 >>713803047 >>713803058
>>713802896
SLIT HER
HER FUCKING
THROAT
Anonymous No.713802986
>>713791163
Gonna be even funnier when nothing happens and you keep seething about it like the tranny you are
Anonymous No.713802995
>>713802880
poniko_666
Now start posting a different cosplayer along with your shitpost
Anonymous No.713803021 >>713803101
>>713802880
but genshin impact is not even able to save itself
Anonymous No.713803023
>>713802901
>eric forgets he already mentioned himself talking about throat slitting >>713802480
>>713802195
Oof, indeed!
Anonymous No.713803047 >>713803085
>>713802979
oh noes im so intimidated D:
Anonymous No.713803058
>>713802979
Nope.
Mario might have a daughter.
Anonymous No.713803085
>>713803047
You should be. You should be. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.713803101 >>713803202
>>713803021
Hoyoverse seems to be doing pretty fine thoughever
Anonymous No.713803182 >>713803263
>>713802963
Bro your spam... it's gone...
Anonymous No.713803197 >>713807802 >>713808787
>>713789689 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
Isnt this kinda low for a lunch title.
Anonymous No.713803202 >>713803415
>>713803101
>>713800281
Anonymous No.713803225 >>713810931
>spams as much as he wants
>no ban
>someone mentions it's weird that he hasn't gotten banned
>banned minutes later
I'm noooooooooooooooooooooticing
Anonymous No.713803263 >>713803307
>>713803182
What spam?
Anonymous No.713803307 >>713803320
>>713803263
Fuck off or I will fucking kill myself.
Anonymous No.713803312 >>713803362
>what spam?
Truly the most eric moment of the thread.
Anonymous No.713803320
>>713803307
>I will fucking kill myself.
please do
Anonymous No.713803362
>>713803312
No seriously. I didn't make any of those posts. Why would I spam if I'm trying to call out a spammer?
Anonymous No.713803397
I have plenty of proof that Mario might have a daughter.
Anonymous No.713803415
>>713803202
>Japan only

Now post the global revenue

Also Genshin Impact is on PC and consoles too
Anonymous No.713803456 >>713803524 >>713803608 >>713803819
Reminder that the "eric" hoax has been debunked many times, it's been a tendie falssglaffing all along
Anonymous No.713803467
>>713802901
Well you're in these threads for 48+ hours straight, so of course you can get up and make some popcorn.
Anonymous No.713803484 >>713803530 >>713803608
>I-I didn't do it...!
Good thing he still argues and defends himself like if he was in elementary school. You know, the one kind of place he can't get close to or else people will call the cops.
Anonymous No.713803524
>>713803456
We Nintendo fans have chosen our wonderful new beginning.
Anonymous No.713803530
>>713803484
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713803601
>replying to himself on a second device
This is a surprisingly schizophrenic breakdown for a Friday.
Anonymous No.713803608 >>713803684
>>713803456
>>713802480
>>713802195
>>713803484
>irrelevant posts that don't talk to anyone
Hm, what could be the common thread between these posts? As if they were made by the same person. But no, it can't be!
Anonymous No.713803684 >>713803780 >>713803810
>>713803608
Two in the middle are genuine, top and bottom are our schizoid.
Anonymous No.713803720 >>713803763 >>713803862
So did that Sony vp actually get hit in a sting op?
Anonymous No.713803763
>>713803720
Yeah
Anonymous No.713803770 >>713803862 >>713804104 >>713804123
cant help but notice he started shitting his pants when pointing out the fact he has a kiwi thread now
Anonymous No.713803780
>>713803684
You are "eric", darren dragonirian
Anonymous No.713803810
>>713803684
>dat damage control
Anonymous No.713803819
>>713803456
my glaffs are very real
Anonymous No.713803862
>>713803720
False
>>713803770
I will SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
Anonymous No.713803930
"Eric" has always been tendies. Anyone smart or moral could see. Always.
Anonymous No.713803976 >>713804031 >>713804214
Anonymous No.713804031 >>713804132 >>713804214
>>713803976
SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROATS
Anonymous No.713804064 >>713804115 >>713804116 >>713804810 >>713808668
>>713789689 (OP)
Been awhile since I've been to these threads, has the Switch outsold the PS2 yet?
Anonymous No.713804075
>He can't handle being exposed as the lolcow he is
Anonymous No.713804104
>>713803770
>he has a kiwi thread now
took long enough
Anonymous No.713804115 >>713805052
>>713804064
No. It never will.
Anonymous No.713804116
>>713804064
I think it did recently yeah.
Anonymous No.713804123
>>713803770
what's the name of the thread?
Anonymous No.713804132 >>713804214
>>713804031
But why would you want to do that?
Anonymous No.713804214 >>713804280
>>713804132
>>713803976
>>713804031
This but replace "slit" with "pierce" and "throat" with "pussy"
Anonymous No.713804229 >>713804348
Banned AGAIN
Anonymous No.713804280 >>713804360
>>713804214
No, that would be horrible.
Anonymous No.713804348
>>713804229
wonder if his glowie handlers are tugging on his leash again
Anonymous No.713804360
>>713804280
gaybro...
Anonymous No.713804370 >>713804525
>>713789689 (OP)
Huh, where are the usual copy pasted posts, did something happen to the bot?
Anonymous No.713804525 >>713804671
>>713804370
the tard got clapped for being too obvious
Anonymous No.713804593
>>713754509
How big is her banana?
Anonymous No.713804635
i own all 1party nintendo games on switch 1
and my bro is calling me a tendie
is he right?
Anonymous No.713804671 >>713804821
>>713804525
Yeah, but why did it take that long?
I'm sure I saw these same exact posts a year ago.
Anonymous No.713804686
>>713801224
Unovasnoys too
Anonymous No.713804726
Tendie thread
Anonymous No.713804774
He's back rather early.
Anonymous No.713804810
>>713804064
every time a console gets near they find yet another 5 million ps2 sales unaccounted for, i guess it never will
Anonymous No.713804821 >>713805185
>>713804671
because he started sperging out with calls to violence again
Anonymous No.713805042
>eric and 8snoys taking Ls
kekaroo!
Anonymous No.713805052
>>713804115
Huh.
Anonymous No.713805108 >>713805164 >>713805465
>8snoys
Why are you trying to force this?
Anonymous No.713805164
>>713805108
Shut up OoTsnoy
Anonymous No.713805185 >>713805337
>>713804821
so what you're saying is that jannies are fine with him ruining famitsu (or other) threads, but they draw the line when he starts threatening?
huh and wtf?
Anonymous No.713805337 >>713805814
>>713805185
Which means nothing because he comes back within the next few hours.
They really don't care and just make it 'appear' that he was banned.
Anonymous No.713805437 >>713805608
So have all the other Switch 2 and MKW FUD threads slowed down now that he's been getting banned here
Anonymous No.713805465 >>713805671
>>713805108
Why do you force your hate of the Switch 2?
Anonymous No.713805608
>>713805437
>no deleted posts in the MKW thread besides a discord shill
Anonymous No.713805671 >>713805767 >>713805824
>>713805465
But I love mine. I just think snoys are snoys and not something else.
Anonymous No.713805748 >>713805895 >>713806003 >>713813925
How did 25 year old zoomers get psyoped by youtube algorithm into getting Switch 2 derangement syndrome? None of the shit they're whining about make any sense. Its just a goddamn toy.
Anonymous No.713805767 >>713805807
>>713805671
So you had a Switch 2 this whole time?
Anonymous No.713805807
>>713805767
>you
Who am I? I just think you should use proper terminology.
Anonymous No.713805814
>>713805337
So, just ban his ISP like they did mine on pc, I have to shitpost from phone because when I changed provider it turns out it was permabanned by 4chin
Anonymous No.713805824 >>713805939
>>713805671
We've seen how TPfags and OoTfags act in zelda threads. And now MK8 fags are salty over World. Snoy in spirit, if you will.
Anonymous No.713805895 >>713806003
>>713805748
nah they already hated nintendo, dont kid yourself
Anonymous No.713805939 >>713806523
>>713805824
Those aren't real fans and you should know that. If you have to be a performative "liker" of something to prove a point you're not genuine.
Anonymous No.713805985
this falseflag is mega gay
Anonymous No.713806003 >>713806072 >>713814235
>>713805748
>>713805895
>fans don't like one update
>derangement syndrome
You will now call everyone a "sweat" or a "snoy".
Anonymous No.713806058 >>713806160 >>713806195 >>713806441
How much do we wanna bet that our boy actually owns a Switch 2?
Anonymous No.713806072 >>713806226 >>713813925
>>713806003
If you actually played the game you would know they fixed the reason everyone was playing random in the first place bruh.
Anonymous No.713806160 >>713806528
>>713806058
$0. He begs for his friend to let him borrow his Switch so he can play games because he is too poor for any console.
Anonymous No.713806195
>>713806058
the favela monkey doesnt even actually own a pis5
Anonymous No.713806226 >>713814257
>>713806072
>fix
Don't like intermissions. Simple as.
Anonymous No.713806415 >>713806719
>>713791723
Still the king the other anons are fucking retarded and it shows.
>imagine thinking Forza is the only racing franchise alive next to mario kart
Lmao lol even
Anonymous No.713806441
>>713806058
He spends all of his money on his gold digger girlfriend
Anonymous No.713806523
>>713805939
Reminds me of the guy who pretends to be an oldfag that sucks off BotW and thinks it's exactly like Zelda 1.
Anonymous No.713806528 >>713806872 >>713807054
>>713806160
and one of the few games he played was xb2 lol
Anonymous No.713806640 >>713810408
>>713800262
Its funny how much he clings to astrobot after sony's years of trying to build the image being "mature for mature people" and hes drooling over a game with toddler robots and some of the worst waggling controls in any game
Anonymous No.713806704 >>713806797 >>713807056
I feel like our boy gets scared at the thought of Mario having a daughter.
But why?
Anonymous No.713806719 >>713807092
>>713806415
forza is indeed pretty much the only real game still alive next to mario kart, goy torismo 7 is a gacha game
also i wouldnt exactly consider forza "alive"
Anonymous No.713806797 >>713807027
>>713806704
a few months back he went on a weird spergout about mario actually being gay and trans in the closet
in retrospect that was likely projecting as usual, but it was still weird
Anonymous No.713806872
>>713806528
>not even the good ones like 1 or X or Torna
Actually, even 3 was really good.
Anonymous No.713807027
>>713806797
And then someone started trying to argue that Mario is trans and transitioned into the new "Pauline" character.
Anonymous No.713807054
>>713806528
which ironically enough is one of the games he shitposts the most about
Anonymous No.713807056 >>713807162
>>713806704
He literally claimed that some anon having a family was a "natalism fetish"
Anonymous No.713807092 >>713807347
>>713806719
>goy torismo 7 is a gacha game
Neither that or the forza MOTORSPORT games are even close to being a gatcha game. You're thinking of the forza HORIZON games.
Anonymous No.713807162
>>713807056
What if he is the one trying to argue for the de-aged Pauline and reboot theories?
Anonymous No.713807292 >>713807372
I highlight his answer about who Nintendo considered as the most dangerous competitor between Sony and Sega cause it show off well Nintendo's mentality as a first-party driven console manufactuer (a third-party driven console manufacturer like Sony would never ever dream to publicly declare third-parties as the direct rivals):
"We could say that because 64 is bigger than 32, the Ultra 64 will have no rival hardware! [Laughs.] In Japan, with 90 per cent of the current market, Nintendo does not have any rivals. At any rate, Nintendo does not have any rivals for the hardware, but as far as software is concerned, our rivals are the licensees."
Anonymous No.713807304 >>713807654 >>713807737 >>713807752 >>713807869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULvYwRyO2jg
I had this pop into my recommended, and had a bit of spare time, and waited for the moment when there would be something more substantial than arlo saying "Yeah, the pikmin 3 incompatibility isn't a good thing, but people are overreacting, also there's definitely gonna be a patch soon", and it never happened. I don't even fucking like arlo.
Anonymous No.713807347 >>713807739
>>713807092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITERpF6FWsg
Anonymous No.713807372
>>713807292
Second page, talks about CDroms.
Anonymous No.713807654
>>713807304
>fagjak in the thumbnail
Anyone who does this has admitted they have nothing of substance and should delete their profile.
Anonymous No.713807674 >>713808254
The schizo is still trying to push that Pauline is Mario's daughter?
Who the fuck he thinks Nintendo is? Sega?
There's no way they gonna pull a autistic move like that, Nintendo is very allergic to bullshit like that
That's a level of autism only modern Sonic can achieve
Anonymous No.713807737
>>713807304
And arlo was right, there was a patch two days later that fixed pikmin 3.
Anonymous No.713807739
>>713807347
I thought it being a gacha game was just a joke, not literal.
Anonymous No.713807752
>>713807304
>Video complaining about a random e-celeb telling you that a graphical bug is irrelevant because it's going to be fixed in a few days according to Nintendo released after said problem got fixed in two days.
Why the fuck did he think this video would be a good idea to make?
Anonymous No.713807802
>>713803197
Refer to:
>Switch 2 – 140.026 / 1.241.162
Anonymous No.713807869 >>713808526
>>713807304
you know the current antijapan gayop situation is insane when a literal goddamn muppet is somehow the voice of reason in the room
Anonymous No.713807961
>>713790164
>GameXplain
Didn't those faggots die because of tax evasion or something?
Anonymous No.713808057 >>713808143
>>713791393
>I don't understand bitching about intermission tracks.
Metafags, you don't want to understand, it's better this way.
Anonymous No.713808143
>>713808057
I am a meta fag with 8.7 vr
I still got really get it
Anonymous No.713808178
>>713791739
He probably means a "straight path".
Anonymous No.713808254 >>713808975
>>713807674
I forgot, but wasn't Rosalina meant to be Peach's sister and Miyamoto got really angry about it so they had to shove her backstory into the storybook after discarding her relationship with Peach?
Anonymous No.713808526
>>713807869
"You might have been correct, but you weren't right!"
Anonymous No.713808541
>>713790376
probably will never happen since nobody uses their PS5's to play, they are just expensive home decorations
Anonymous No.713808668
>>713804064
>True number (150+ million)
Yeah
> Cope number #1 (155 million)
Also, yeah
> Cope number #2 (160 gorillion)
Not yet, maybe next year.
Anonymous No.713808690 >>713808767 >>713809868
Meltdown status?
Anonymous No.713808716
>>713798491
SIE/SCE has actually done that to jap developers multiple times
Anonymous No.713808767 >>713808885
>>713808690
He’s had several posts deleted because of repeated declarations of slitting people’s throats.
Anonymous No.713808787
>>713803197
For it's third week? Hell no
Anonymous No.713808839
>>713791690
Wanna guess which part of the online races Forza players hated the most?
Anonymous No.713808857
>>713801859
it's クォーターラむス now
Anonymous No.713808885
>>713808767
Fuck, I missed the entire thing
Anonymous No.713808975 >>713814150
>>713808254
That sounds like a Paper Mario fag fanfiction
Those schizos really have a hateboner for Miyamoto
But if you read interviews people say Miyamoto is kinda vague when giving suggestions for games so the teams can have more freedom
Anonymous No.713809114 >>713809186 >>713809329 >>713810254 >>713810605 >>713814042
>Currently, in many countries, the demand for Switch2 exceeds the supply, and we are unable to meet it.
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/06/nintendos-president-apologises-for-not-being-able-to-meet-switch-2-demand

lol
b-but this random store still has units! That must mean it's not sellling well!
Anonymous No.713809186 >>713809286 >>713809328 >>713809384
>>713809114
Of course its doing well, tendies are retarded goycattle
another cope
Anonymous No.713809286
>>713809186
Oh great, it's you.
Anonymous No.713809328
>>713809186
indeed, that's why everyone bought the wii u to the point it outsold the PS4's launch month, making it the best selling console in history, right?
Anonymous No.713809329 >>713809434 >>713809593
>>713809114
its even better when they finally post "rpoof" of shelves being full they crop out the day and time, and when you find where the image is from its always either 8AM on launch day or on a restock day of the consoles locked up waiting for the people who pre-ordered them
Anonymous No.713809350 >>713809517 >>713809997
Is Poo in the Loo-tahar reading this thread? Wilds tanked over a month ago, but he's just making a video on it NOW after people in this thread pointed out what an actual update that makes a game "unplayable" looks like, given the bitching about a 9.3% chance of a random intermission track supposedly making mkw "unplayable".
Anonymous No.713809384
>>713809186
This is my favorite cope favorite from Steam Deck shills lmao
>Well of course Mcdonald's sells better than a fancy restaurant
Anonymous No.713809434
>>713809329
Someone posted a giant shelf of switch 2s at best buy or something with tags on them labeling them as preordered and waiting for pickup, and tried to pass them off as all being returned.
Anonymous No.713809478
>>713789689 (OP)
Don't let any attempts at derailment or schizophrenia distract you from the fact that PS5s are melting as we speak and Stellar Blade is in development for Switch 2
Anonymous No.713809517
>>713809350
the poo ape has admitted multiple times before to actively browse 4chan, so there's that
Anonymous No.713809592
>>713794937
Anonymous No.713809593
>>713809329
My favorite one was of the lines of Switch 2 systems on a shelf with him saying that it was a flop and no one wants them while ignoring the fact all of them have the receipts that confirm that they're all consoles that have been pre-ordered and waiting for the buyers to arrive.
I believe it was on a Target because multiple anons, including some that work on that store, confirmed it.
Anonymous No.713809868
>>713808690
Liquid Metal
Anonymous No.713809997 >>713810249 >>713810380
>>713809350
i actually did some quick jewtube diving because i got curious
apparently the ape isn't the only one, there's a gorillion videos within the last 10 days about the dogshit state of MH milds
it looks like about 2 weeks ago there was an update that made performance for everyone somehow even worse, again
Anonymous No.713810249 >>713810380
>>713809997
Can't wait for lagi's big cinematic clutch claw qte to drop another 10 fps
Anonymous No.713810254 >>713810509
>>713809114
I absolutly can't wait for them to mention how many was sold in the month.
Anonymous No.713810380 >>713810983
>>713809997
Hopefully that issue is getting fixed in the next update on the 30th which claims to have had an overall improvement to performance.
I don't like how much they've fumbled the game but I still had fun with it despite the performance.
>>713810249
MH doesn't have QTE's retard
Anonymous No.713810408
>>713806640
Then we watch the pure projection of "I bet you fuckers would love it if it was a Nintendo game!" as he sucks off Astrobot because it's Temu Mario for Playstation
Anonymous No.713810427 >>713810478 >>713810534
>top 30 thread
>no top 30
Anonymous No.713810478
>>713810427
Blame Famitsu
Anonymous No.713810501 >>713810610
>>713800262
I wonder if they'll update after DK outsells it on a two month old console
Anonymous No.713810509 >>713814401 >>713814535 >>713817751
>>713810254
I can't imagine much more post launch due to stock limits, maybe 4 million, really depends on how much new stock they get and where they allocate it.
Anonymous No.713810534
>>713810427
it's not up yet https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-sales
only last week's is
Anonymous No.713810605
>>713809114
>Even shareholders can't get it
Name a bigger sign of success.
Anonymous No.713810610 >>713810784
>>713810501
given they already started the "DK is just a BOTW asset flip" cope, they will likely just say its not a platformer so it doesnt count
Anonymous No.713810676 >>713810789
Never forget the PS5 being so poorly designed it will literally break apart after it gets enough use.
Anonymous No.713810685 >>713810857 >>713810912 >>713811183 >>713811571
Any guesses for how many switch 2 sales there will be by the end of the month? Likely won't get an actual update until early-mid august at the shareholder report, which will be through june 30th.
Anonymous No.713810764
>>713790164
do people actually click on this shit?
Anonymous No.713810784
>>713810610
>"DK is just a BOTW asset flip"
So DK is just another GOTY-tier game?
Man, those snoys really got us.
Anonymous No.713810789 >>713810859 >>713810872
>>713810676
>ps5 not having games was a deliberate decision by sony to stall how fast the seals on the liquid metal heat transfer element would degrade so most of the damage wouldn't be felt until the ps6 is out
Genius
Anonymous No.713810805
>>713790164
I'm having more fun online now
Anonymous No.713810818
>>713802480
We have known for months
Anonymous No.713810857 >>713810912
>>713810685
If they got 3.5 million in the first 4 days I'd say 5 million first month is probably the floor.
Anonymous No.713810859
>>713810789
An actual #4thePlayers moment.
Anonymous No.713810872
>>713810789
now im curious
is there a jailbreak or softmod or whatever for the PiS5? and if there is, does it have a function to undervolt the bloody thing so it doesn't fucking fry itself?
Anonymous No.713810912
>>713810685
>>713810857
6 million, just for the memes
Anonymous No.713810931
>>713803225
Mentioning him by name in another thread got me a nice, small vacation
Anonymous No.713810983 >>713811532
>>713810380
>hes going to try defend half-rice's lagi fight
the trailer brags about you losing half your moveset during the scripted swimming phase
its a QTE
Anonymous No.713811097 >>713811151
>>713799839
>>713800891
>>713801091
It's amazing how the Switch 2 has mindbroken these people even harder then the Switch.
Anonymous No.713811151 >>713811214 >>713811227 >>713811434
>>713811097
There are not multiple people mindbroken over the Switch 2.
Anonymous No.713811183 >>713811392
I just remembered something. The PS5 sold its stand separately
>>713810685
Realistically speaking, 3.5 million by the June seems plausible with the Switch 2 reaching 5 million by the end of July and the release of Bananza.
Anonymous No.713811214 >>713811371
>>713811151
see >>713790164
Anonymous No.713811227 >>713811331
>>713811151
There's at least two, the favela monkey and Eric are two different people
Anonymous No.713811331 >>713811495 >>713813474
>>713811227
Are we sure about that though?
Everyone here is Anonymous.
Anonymous No.713811371
>>713811214
I smell a smear campaign.
Anonymous No.713811392 >>713812048
>>713811183
Anon... it reached 3.5 million the first weekend.
Anonymous No.713811434 >>713811504
>>713811151
You are right, they aren't people.
Anonymous No.713811495
>>713811331
Eric and Macaco have plenty of similarities, but enough differences to tell them apart within a few posts if you know what to look for
Anonymous No.713811504 >>713812445
>>713811434
Well I mean, how do we know that they both aren't one person?
Anonymous No.713811532 >>713811802
>>713810983
You can't even use either games actual name, it just tells me you're either a child or don't care for the series. I don't feel like talking over either possibility.
Anonymous No.713811571
>>713810685
5 to 6 million
Anonymous No.713811802 >>713812057
>>713811532
>Not knowing why halfrice was used
The only one who doesn't care about the series here is you lmao
Anonymous No.713812048 >>713812235 >>713812376 >>713813484
I have a confession to make
I really wish it was called the Super Nintendo Switch
>>713811392
I thought it reached 3 million in its first week. I figured adding half a million would be fitting as Nintendo rolls out new Switch 2s to the market. Then it gets a big sales boost from summer trips and Bananza. But if it has already sold 3.5M, then I'll say 4M by the end of June and 5.5M by the end of July.
Anonymous No.713812057 >>713812235 >>713812502
>>713811802
No, because I'm not a kid that needs to refer to games with stupid names.
I don't care about your dumb arguments, I actually enjoy Monster Hunter
Anonymous No.713812173 >>713812498 >>713812686 >>713813558
>MH Wilds lifetime sales in Japan will never reach Rise's day one sales in Japan
I don't think people realise how dire this is, Capcom are probably begging the portable team to do the most Japan-centric game for Switch 2 while giving them nearly all of their resources.
Anonymous No.713812204 >>713812498
>>713790376
>still own all the old gen console Nintendo Xbox
>all still work play
just clean it once a month it’s not rocket science.
Anonymous No.713812235 >>713813328
>>713812048
With that name it would not have sold 3.5 million in a weekend
>>713812057
Yeah, sure you do
Anonymous No.713812376 >>713813328
>>713812048
Well, it's sold almost 300k since launch in japan alone, not even including those sold directly through the nintendo store. And there's still a week and change of june sales to be counted by famitsu alone. Are you saying that less than 50k switch 2s have been/will be sold in the entire rest of the world from june 9th to june 30th?
Anonymous No.713812445 >>713812589 >>713813167 >>713814150
>>713811504
There is a massive shill campaign to try and paint Mario Kart as "ruined" over a literal nothing patch. Sony and the chinks obviously hired more then one person.
Anonymous No.713812498 >>713812808
>>713812204
Those didn't melt themselves with liquid metal last I checked
>>713812173
I don't think Capcom really cares, knowing them they are gonna pretend everything is okay and make the Switch 2 base wait two years for a new game that will not look as pretty despite having the hardware to do so. Fuck capcom
Anonymous No.713812502 >>713812850
>>713812057
>I enjoy monster hunter
>throws a tantrum when wilds is made fun of for being shit
Anonymous No.713812589 >>713812689 >>713814150
>>713812445
They're really gone all out with this anti shill campaign on Switch 2, they're fucking terrified
Anonymous No.713812686 >>713812845 >>713812981
>>713812173
The game fell off a cliff om Steam too, not even in the top 50 best sellers.
It's fucking crazy that they choose to fuck up the PC version after how big World was over there. I mean, they did the whole "Return to World" shit to hype people for Wilds for Christ's sake.
Anonymous No.713812689
>>713812589
And for good reason. 3.5 million in four days? It's over for the competition lol. They're grasping at straws right now
Anonymous No.713812808 >>713813035
>>713812498
I doubt that there is a Switch centric MonHan coming in the future, Capcom continue to distance themselves from Nintendo hardware, even ports, sure SF6, but no RE8, and that games on PS4.
Anonymous No.713812845
>>713812686
Doesn't help the game is worse than world
Anonymous No.713812850 >>713813121
>>713812502
I take issue with people who cant even use a games name or make up stuff like it having QTE's. The game needs improving, just like World and Rise did but I still enjoy those as much as the ones on 3DS.
Anonymous No.713812940
>>713794867
Why is Mario bro in majula?
Anonymous No.713812981 >>713813069 >>713813306
>>713812686
Game have less content than predecessors and somehow run like absolute ass even on bleeding edge rigs.

Shit is baffling, they should just cut their losses and make a new one from scratch. It's fucked that switch got a stop gap game but still is miles better.
Anonymous No.713813035 >>713813156
>>713812808
Portable team is still a thing, and while they like their gimmicks a bit too much, they're one of the least retarded teams in all of crapcum
Anonymous No.713813069 >>713813372
>>713812981
>switch got a stop gap game
Portable entries aren't stopgap, if anything they're more important than the mainline ones.
Anonymous No.713813121
>>713812850
sorry loser but its the actual fans of monster hunter calling it half-rice
Anonymous No.713813156 >>713813259 >>713813379 >>713813653
>>713813035
Probably working on Monster Hunter for phones or some faggy shit like that, I've given up hope on Capcom. not even a new fucking Mega Man for Switch 2 launch.
Anonymous No.713813167
>>713812445
Sony is desperate to do anything but make games for their console so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired some deranged morons to cry about Nintendo 24/7
Anonymous No.713813259 >>713813371 >>713813379
>>713813156
>Monster Hunter for phones
MHNOW exists and is a Niantic title.
Anonymous No.713813306
>>713812981
>Shit is baffling, they should just cut their losses and make a new one from scratch.
Too far in to do that now.
Besides, you have games like No Mans Sky that have such a turnaround in the public eye when it would have been even easier for them to disappear, it shows that bigger studios have no reason to simply abandon games.
Anonymous No.713813328 >>713813415 >>713813712
>>713812235
>With that name it would not have sold 3.5 million in a weekend
I know, it just hurts to say
>>713812376
Know that it's laid out like that, 3.5M to 5M is underselling its success. Part of me still thinks that there will be a huge wave of early adopters followed by a plateau. I just don't see the Switch 2 beating the Switch. Will it do well? Absolutely, just not beating one of the highest selling consoles well. But I am delightfully being proven wrong.
Anonymous No.713813371
>>713813259
Monster hunter outlands or whatever it was called
Anonymous No.713813372
>>713813069
It's clear that capcom wanted world take off and take over the whole franchise, help that sony paid big bux for it.
Anonymous No.713813379
>>713813156
>>713813259
They also loaned the ip out to some chink dev to make a mobile game. Portable team definitely isn't making one to compete with those.
Anonymous No.713813415 >>713814675
>>713813328
>there will be a huge wave of early adopters followed by a plateau
Depends on your definition of plateau.
Anonymous No.713813474
>>713811331
one is an actual schizo and likely handled by glowies, the another is an actual glownigger
you can tell the difference because one of them is far more calm, and also has a slight delay on the current info, while the other melts down over everything and somehow has melties over insider info that will drop about 6-12 hours later, like how he started sperging out of nowhere hours before the news of PiS5s literally frying themselves to death dropped

also it was more easily noticeable recently, due to CH quietly shadowdropping the nep trilogy on the switch after claiming it was banned, one of them instantly dropped it as a doomfag talking point, the other still tried to use it but seems to be quietly telling their botnet to drop it too
Anonymous No.713813484 >>713813621 >>713814675
>>713812048
It would've been a far better name with a far better logo and better boxes.
But we can't have nice things because the mass market is stupid.
Anonymous No.713813506
Half-rice
Anonymous No.713813558 >>713813725
>>713812173
crapcom is a bunch of westaboo race traitor niggers, they are absolutely not going to let rise 2 happen
Anonymous No.713813621 >>713814675
>>713813484
>multicolored rainbow ABXY + grey Super Famicom colors
>other possible option is American SNES Mauve.
But retards wouldn't allow that.
Anonymous No.713813653 >>713813750 >>713813936 >>713814026
>>713813156
Didn't they explicitly say that they'll release a new Mega Man game the moment RE and Monster Hunter don't sell?
Anonymous No.713813712 >>713814675
>>713813328
I thought it wasn't gonna outsell the Switch, but after it came out swinging the way it did and broke every record I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it made it to 150 million faster than the Switch. Every single shill in the industry did their best to sabotage the launch and it still railroaded every expectation, it's hilarious to witness
Anonymous No.713813725
>>713813558
>they are absolutely not going to let rise 2 happen
Not if Ichinose has anything to say about that.
Anonymous No.713813750
>>713813653
I took that as an admission they aren't making a new megaman game ever.
Anonymous No.713813925 >>713814091
>>713806072
>>713805748
masaka!
Anonymous No.713813936
>>713813653
Look man, let him rest. 11 was a nice enough sendoff and the collections are decent for the most part. He had a better run than most, let's be happy for that
Anonymous No.713814026 >>713814180 >>713815275 >>713815545
>>713813653
I don't understand this mentality, why not just do...both? I can't imagine there would be very much overlap between the teams making Resident Evil and Monster Hunter and potential Mega Man games.
Anonymous No.713814042
>>713809114
So why do you tell people to go buy it in stores?
Anonymous No.713814091 >>713814257
>>713813925
>>713801091
Anonymous No.713814150 >>713814308 >>713814441 >>713814498 >>713814549 >>713814561
>>713808975
>mario fans hate miyamoto
okay kid


>>713812589
>>713812445
>many people have qualms about an update
>this means it's a smear campaign
Take your meds.
Anonymous No.713814180
>>713814026
Big westoid AAA company, please understand.
They can't make more than one game at once.
Anonymous No.713814235 >>713814394
>>713806003
fans probably already realized how the new update works and aren't sat on youtube claiming Nintendo is oppressing them over made up information griftubers told them.
Anonymous No.713814257 >>713814342
>>713814091
>>713806226
Anonymous No.713814308 >>713814491
>>713814150
You're supposed to be banned bwo
Anonymous No.713814342
>>713814257
yeah and they fixed the connection track spam on the normal modes
Anonymous No.713814394 >>713814449
>>713814235
>fans probably [headcanon]
oinky oinky
Anonymous No.713814401
>>713810509
7.5 million launch month would be unprecedented and beat the previous record like twice over
Anonymous No.713814441
>>713814150
Blatant misinfo about the update it's not "qualms".
Anonymous No.713814449 >>713814648
>>713814394
>headcanon
But enough about your made up patch notes
Anonymous No.713814491 >>713814570
>>713814308
None of my posts got deleted. Are you trying to cover for something? Are you falseflagging? Projecting?
Anonymous No.713814498 >>713814623 >>713814719
>>713814150
>dozens of the youtubers all drop identical videos within an hour of each other
>its all the same ones that have been spamming endless "NINTENDO IS FINISHED SWITCH 2 WILL BE THE LAST CONSOLE THEY EVER MAKE" for the past 2 weeks
very trust worthy sources I totally believe them more than the millions of sales
Anonymous No.713814535
>>713810509
They've sold over 250k more Switches in just Japan alone and that's not even counting online retailers. 4 million is basically an impossibly low estimate.
Anonymous No.713814549 >>713814861
>>713814150
>griftubers lied about what an update did after already making up lies about the price of games, console , specs, paying for language options and many other things
>this is now being spammed everywhere as proof Nintendo is the most evil company of all time
>even if the patch did what griftubers were claiming it would be nothing
Sounds like a smear campaign to me
Anonymous No.713814561
>>713814150
Go suck an axewound, ACtrans
Anonymous No.713814570
>>713814491
>None of my posts got deleted
And?
Anonymous No.713814623 >>713814719
>>713814498
And all of them are dead silent about snoy raising the prices of PS plus (again), removing games from PS plus, the liquid metal fying consoles after enough use, or the melting USB issues despite more often than not also shilling the PiS5 on their nintendoomed videos.
Anonymous No.713814648
>>713814449
>no u
Anonymous No.713814675 >>713814730
>>713813415
I'm thinking of how well the Wii initially sold well before it died down. Though this was due to titles not grabbing people.
>>713813484
>>713813621
One benefit is that there are third party manufactures that can do that. In a way, the SNS lives in our hearts and our wallets
>>713813712
Same here. You know you got a good console when your harshest critics still buy from you.
Anonymous No.713814719 >>713814824 >>713814935
>>713814498
>>713814623
>nintendo fans upset about update
>go make video
>somehow surprised they don't make videos about sony
? ? ?
Anonymous No.713814730
>>713814675
>I'm thinking of how well the Wii initially sold well before it died down.
that's not saying much when the wii won it's console generation by a mile
Anonymous No.713814824 >>713815003 >>713815027
>>713814719
Unironically go watch some of those videos, half of them have literally the exact same script with minimal edits.
Then check the dates and notice they were uploaded within hours of each other.
Anonymous No.713814830 >>713814929
>he's doubling down on his fake outrage
Snoys are a literal cult.
Anonymous No.713814861 >>713815093 >>713815197
>>713814549
>everyone is grifting
>only the same old channels are making MKW videos, trust me bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hVqEeRpwmc
Anonymous No.713814918
Anonymous No.713814929
>>713814830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEesHgHzIoY
Snoys when asked about Switch 2
Anonymous No.713814935 >>713815298 >>713815372
>>713814719
>nintendo "fan"
>look inside
>its some faggot like that retard dressed as a wizard making a dozen videos in a week screeching about how bad it is that people like the switch 2
Anonymous No.713815003 >>713815117 >>713815159
>>713814824
You are talking to one of the local schizos, pay xir no mind
Anonymous No.713815027
>>713814824
>recent update comes out
>people make videos shortly after
Say it ain't so!
Anonymous No.713815093 >>713815273
>>713814861
>griftubers aren't grifting
>posts a griftuber
Well you sure proved me right, thanks.
Anonymous No.713815117 >>713815183
>>713815003
Instead, he should tell him about Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous No.713815154
>Fatlus doing late port of purseowner
>Don't even show that as news instead it got buried on their fiscal report

Typical.
Anonymous No.713815159 >>713815421
>>713815003
The one that got banned? Not everyone is your enemy, but you keep making them out to be.
Anonymous No.713815183 >>713815318
>>713815117
She's called Suzanne.
Anonymous No.713815197 >>713815385 >>713815740
>>713814861
they simply added a less than 10% chance to get an intermission course on random anon
and that's before the 3 selection vote
Anonymous No.713815273 >>713815375 >>713815421
>>713815093
>everyone is a grifter
So grifter and "8snoy" are the new tools now, huh?
Anonymous No.713815275 >>713815462
>>713814026
Capcom is a serious big boy company now, they can't make kid games anymore, or no one would take their big games seriously.
Anonymous No.713815298 >>713815372
>>713814935
Ever since the Switch 2 direct that fucker shows up in my recommendations, even without watching any gaming videos to sway the algorithm
Anonymous No.713815318
>>713815183
Pauline.
Suzanne Pauline.
Pauline Pauline and Suzanne Pauline.
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Anonymous No.713815372
>>713814935
>>713815298
Which?
Anonymous No.713815375 >>713815620
>>713815273
If he is repeating the same lie as everybody else he is a grifter. We literal know what the changes are, who do you think you are kidding?
Anonymous No.713815385 >>713815529 >>713815608
>>713815197
And it wasn't a very good design choice now, was it?
Anonymous No.713815421
>>713815159
>>713815273
Get lost, ACtrans
Anonymous No.713815454 >>713815620 >>713815946
>look this japanese guy is repeating the same lie as me LOOK LOOK THAT MEANS I AM RIGHT
This manchild I swear
Anonymous No.713815462
>>713815275
Meanwhile Nintendo has like 30 eight figure selling games on the Switch
Anonymous No.713815496 >>713816065
8snoys lost
Anonymous No.713815529 >>713815652
>>713815385
It literally changes nothing.
They also fixed constant intermission spam on the normal modes which is why everyone was playing random, now they get the old random rotation.
This is such a nothingburger of a drama that it's hard to not think it's blatant smear propaganda.
Anonymous No.713815545
>>713814026
Because muh serious big games, and totally ignoring that lot of their titles were done with big mac + coke budget.

Not mention like 10 people on staff.
Anonymous No.713815608
>>713815385
>random now working properly while the 3 other course selections now do what the people crying about the change wanted them to do in the first place
Thanks for admitting you were going to bitch about the update no matter what.
Anonymous No.713815620 >>713817637
>>713815454
>>713815375
>lie
>actual player
The sheer gymnastics. Why are you antijapan?
Anonymous No.713815652
>>713815529
Why is anyone even doubting its status as malicious propaganda? You'd think after two months of disinfo regarding the same exact subject people would start noticing
Anonymous No.713815740
>>713815197
Yesterday I remember people saying it was an 87% chance to get an intermission from random now
Anonymous No.713815762 >>713815835 >>713815969
>If you don't this shit on your plate is good you're actually not a real fan!
Anonymous No.713815835
>>713815762
>>If you don't this shit on
failing english again I see
Anonymous No.713815946 >>713816168 >>713817725
>>713815454
worse, i know jp and the guy was literally dramatically overreacting over the patch notes, he didn't even actually play the game before reacting
after that he proceeded to whine for another 2 minutes straight, went to time trials, then simply reacted to comments unrelated to the game for the rest of the 6 or so minutes he did time trial
the kicker? around 9:35 when it cuts to him actually joining online multiplayer people start voting for tracks, for the rest of the video he only got 2 intermission courses
Anonymous No.713815969
>>713815762
>indian analogy
saar....
Anonymous No.713816065 >>713816321 >>713816931
>>713815496
But I was told anyone who talks about 8snoys was a falseflagger?
Anonymous No.713816168
>>713815946
>people still voting random
oh no
Anonymous No.713816321 >>713816931
>>713816065
They're double falseflaggers.
Anonymous No.713816372
8snoys
Anonymous No.713816928
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOP 30
Anonymous No.713816931
>>713816065
>>713816321
Can't believe the regulars would lie and damage control like that.
Anonymous No.713817023
Both Eric and ACfaggot lost and got raped.
Anonymous No.713817263 >>713817423
Nintendo lost
Anonymous No.713817358
Nintendo won
Anonymous No.713817412
Anonymous No.713817423 >>713817458
>>713817263
Other way around Eric. You lost and got raped.
Anonymous No.713817458 >>713817569
>>713817423
You lost and got raped. I'll slit your thoart.
Anonymous No.713817487
Piss5 lost.
Anonymous No.713817569 >>713817707 >>713817740
>>713817458
False. Enjoy your ban.
Anonymous No.713817637
>>713815620
Do you even know what you are saying or are you just putting words next to each other in hopes it forms something coherent?
Anonymous No.713817669
The macaco lost.
Anonymous No.713817686
I want a Switch 2 so much!
Anonymous No.713817707 >>713817834
>>713817569
Does he still think he sound intimidating while crying like that?
Anonymous No.713817725
>>713815946
kek
Anonymous No.713817740 >>713817905
>>713817569
I'll stomp on your fucking nuts
Anonymous No.713817743
ACfag is a pedo.
Anonymous No.713817751
>>713810509
Anon... Japan alone did almost 300k in two weeks. It's at least 4.5 millions if we are being pessimistic about it.
Anonymous No.713817786
OoTsnoys lost
Anonymous No.713817834
>>713817707
He sound like a pedomaniac
Anonymous No.713817905
>>713817740
Other way around Eric