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Anonymous No.714224263 >>714224610 >>714224787 >>714224889 >>714227130 >>714227592 >>714228838 >>714228954 >>714229580 >>714229954 >>714230083 >>714237572 >>714239190 >>714240406 >>714250129 >>714250707 >>714251965 >>714252035 >>714254447 >>714258452 >>714258753 >>714259224 >>714259398 >>714259415 >>714261895 >>714265219 >>714266052 >>714268197 >>714268315 >>714274312 >>714281757 >>714283431
what the fuck do I do with these, anyways?

all tradable items look fucking terrible. What did you guys got with your steam good goy points?
Anonymous No.714224420
give awards to retards and occasionally comments that i find funny
Anonymous No.714224610 >>714225048 >>714227176 >>714227203 >>714228246 >>714228830 >>714229260 >>714229297 >>714232429 >>714235837 >>714237702 >>714238623 >>714243142 >>714246457 >>714246621 >>714246893 >>714249504 >>714251163 >>714251339 >>714252778 >>714253746 >>714254447 >>714254630 >>714259224 >>714259546 >>714261783 >>714261895 >>714266073 >>714266078 >>714266908 >>714268193 >>714268501 >>714268582 >>714271787 >>714273946 >>714274009 >>714274807 >>714276828 >>714279276 >>714283631 >>714285343 >>714285663
>>714224263 (OP)
I have spent more than 1,000 USD just to give clowns to peoples profiles, the older and active the profile the better, just give clowns to anyone who slightly annoys u in any game lol, it's forever too
Anonymous No.714224637 >>714225994
Went around putting a clown award on every comment and review I saw.
Anonymous No.714224757 >>714224852
>jap publishers literally do not bother with the points shop at all
>all the anime stuff is shittily tweened western slop
Absolutely grim. I just use the Spice and Wolf VR items because they look the nicest.
Anonymous No.714224787 >>714238562
>>714224263 (OP)
i craft badges of the games i like, then sell the background and emoticon on the market to recoup a bit of cash and reacquire those items with points
Anonymous No.714224852
>>714224757
capcom has a ton of custom items
Anonymous No.714224889
>>714224263 (OP)
claim a valve index
Anonymous No.714225045 >>714225107 >>714229820 >>714246105 >>714258189 >>714262347 >>714274179
>he doesn't buy the seasonal badges for a million free steam levels
Anonymous No.714225048
>>714224610
Kek based
Anonymous No.714225107 >>714225391
>>714225045
what does stem levels even do anyways?
Anonymous No.714225272
I don't know what to do with mine either
Anonymous No.714225391 >>714225596 >>714254509
>>714225107
from level 10 onwards you can get trading card drops, every 10 levels increase your droprate and also every 10 levels you can add a different showcase to your profile

you also get 5+ maximum friends per steam level, but i think the base cap is like 200 so, lol
Anonymous No.714225596 >>714226943 >>714227417 >>714227526 >>714230043 >>714235498 >>714236229 >>714246634 >>714254509 >>714257325 >>714274323
>>714225391
according to steam

How can I get a booster pack?
Once you have received all of your card drops, you become eligible for a booster pack, which is a set of 3 trading cards that may include both basic and foil cards. Booster packs are granted randomly to eligible users as more badges are crafted by members of the community. Make sure you log in to Steam each week to maintain eligibility.

Once eligible, your Steam Level increases your rate of receiving a booster pack drop:
Level 10: +20% increase in your drop rate
Level 20: +40% increase in your drop rate
Level 30: +60% increase in your drop rate
Level 40: +80% increase in your drop rate
Level 50: +100% increase in your drop rate (i.e. the rate has doubled)
Etc.

however I don't know what is the initial rate
Anonymous No.714225994 >>714226092 >>714227203
>>714224637
it's better to go into the profile of the retard and give the clown to the profile instead of the post
Anonymous No.714226092 >>714226141
>>714225994
does the guy gets anything for receiving a clown emoji or whatever? like points or something
Anonymous No.714226141 >>714227203
>>714226092
yes like 100 points or something, and an eternal jester with shit eating grin
Anonymous No.714226943
>>714225596
Wait steam has inbuilt gacha?
Anonymous No.714227130
>>714224263 (OP)
MTG Arena would surge in players if they made some in-game cosmetic options purchasable with steam points. Not even the cards, just the cosmetics.

But Wizards is far too incompetent to do that.
Anonymous No.714227176 >>714228251
>>714224610
you can just hide it
Anonymous No.714227203 >>714228251
>>714226141
>>714225994
>>714224610
u can hide those from ur profile
Anonymous No.714227342 >>714227575
i buy seasonal badges because i'm addicted to being higher steam level than my friends

some of their friends are like level 250 though, it's nonsense
Anonymous No.714227417
>>714225596
i have had it happen like 2 times in 10 years my steam is not high level i was probably under level 10 when it happened both times
Anonymous No.714227526 >>714227662
>>714225596
what's the profitability? Seems very minimal with how much trading cards cost, unless it's a foil.
Anonymous No.714227564 >>714227724 >>714227925 >>714228138 >>714230357 >>714230473 >>714230531 >>714230794 >>714231331 >>714233792 >>714236619 >>714236915 >>714237079 >>714237516 >>714237516 >>714237516 >>714237631 >>714251620 >>714251998 >>714252620 >>714252917 >>714253770 >>714253967 >>714254094 >>714254313 >>714258927 >>714259662 >>714266415 >>714283516 >>714284661
Whats your level newfags?
Anonymous No.714227575
>>714227342
i don't know modern prices but back in the day it cost like 200 bucks or something to get there.
if you buy cards for cheap you can get lvl 100 with like 60ish bucks too I think.
Anonymous No.714227592 >>714227797
>>714224263 (OP)
I sometimes use them to buy drops for a game I have no more drops for. Also sometimes, the purchase restrictions bug out and let me buy things for games I don't own and shouldn't be able to buy.
Anonymous No.714227662
>>714227526
not much, it's just a free drop around 4-50 cents or something as a bonus.
Level is mostly just there for flexing and to add more showcases to your profile for screenshots, artwork, etc.
Anonymous No.714227724
>>714227564
24. I have been on steam for 14 years
Anonymous No.714227797
>>714227592
how do you buy drops?
Anonymous No.714227925 >>714227981
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714227981
>>714227925
faggot!
Anonymous No.714228138 >>714228457
>>714227564
Mine is 20 and my account is ~15 years old. Honestly not sure how people get high levels, but I don't really care about trading cards.
Anonymous No.714228246 >>714253691
>>714224610
Do people really care about this? I make a review once in a blue moon and don't pay attention to awards or reception.
Anonymous No.714228251 >>714228358 >>714228372 >>714229105 >>714246457
>>714227176
>>714227203
that means u actually care about the clown and it's kind of an eternal seethe because you know full well you got one and even if you hide it, it's still there forever not even asking support can't remove them LOL it's like u rape their account, forever tainted and touched
Anonymous No.714228285
i have damn near $2000 worth of useless points
why can't i use these shits to get free games?
Anonymous No.714228358 >>714228816
>>714228251
won't show up on mine even if you give me one chud
Anonymous No.714228372 >>714228642 >>714229105 >>714254553
>>714228251
>HAHA TAKE LE CLOWN BADGE >:)
>*Hides it*
>NOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT I MEAN THAT ACTUALLY MEANS YOU CARE HAHA I WON! >:)
Anonymous No.714228457 >>714228818 >>714229168 >>714229364 >>714229453 >>714229589 >>714229692 >>714229820 >>714229996 >>714230224 >>714230453 >>714231835 >>714232932 >>714234303 >>714237371 >>714237479 >>714237887 >>714238037 >>714238123 >>714238204 >>714244275 >>714246238 >>714254060 >>714256875 >>714258510 >>714259160 >>714259382 >>714259597 >>714261961 >>714263646 >>714270237 >>714274312 >>714283697
>>714228138
here is the free EXP hack
Anonymous No.714228480
I used them for the first time today. Gave one clown to a retard.
Anonymous No.714228642 >>714229729 >>714254553
>>714228372
>gets raped
>*pretends it didn't happen*
>HAHA I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEM KLOWNS LOL!!!!11!!
Anonymous No.714228816 >>714229217
>>714228358
>the clown claimed another troon
kek u seethe inside 24/7 knowing u got it ;) I have NEVER got a single clown in my 14 year old account ;)
Anonymous No.714228818 >>714229286
>>714228457
I just got 20 levels from this wtf lol
Anonymous No.714228830
>>714224610
That's so petty it becomes based.
Anonymous No.714228838
>>714224263 (OP)
You fill your profile with these and start playing games
Anonymous No.714228954
>>714224263 (OP)
I use it to give clown awards to my shitty teammates when they suck ass and are on my team
Anonymous No.714229105
>>714228251
>>714228372
No, he's right. You underestimate how neurotic some of these retards are about their little online personas. It would still make a lot of them seethe even if they hid it.
Anonymous No.714229168 >>714229286
>>714228457
not free, but holy shit. I wasn't using those points for anything else anyways.
Anonymous No.714229217 >>714249907
>>714228816
why would i seethe, it's free steam points lol.
Anonymous No.714229260 >>714249907
>>714224610
Based retard, it's not about the money, it's about sending a message
Anonymous No.714229286
>>714229168
>>714228818
you can do it again in the winter or some shit when they add the new seasonal badge
Anonymous No.714229297 >>714249907
>>714224610
Based clownmaxxing and honkpilled
Anonymous No.714229364
>>714228457
delet this
Anonymous No.714229396
funny side effect was these absolutely cratered the market for wallpapers, emoticons, etc. from game badges. i used to sell all that shit from making badges and now its all worthless since you can just get everything from the point shop and everyone has a million points by now.
Anonymous No.714229453
>>714228457
I'm saving this as "steam level guide"
Anonymous No.714229580
>>714224263 (OP)
Troon out and get an animated catgirl hentai avatar and background
Anonymous No.714229589 >>714246847
>>714228457
my autism doesn't allow this because i want to keep the level 18 gila monster badge.
Anonymous No.714229692
>>714228457
So that's how they do it the fuckers never told me!
Anonymous No.714229729 >>714229863 >>714249907
>>714228642
>Wasting money on someone to give them a funny clown icon is the equivalent of rape
Brown skin mentality
Anonymous No.714229820 >>714229957
>>714225045
>>714228457
I like that I already told all the braindead zoomer retards to do this but they couldn't figure it out without a fucking ms paint drawing to tell them step by step how to do it
Anonymous No.714229863 >>714229983
>>714229729
>you buy a game
>you get points for free with said purchase
>dump those points of narcisistic retards like you who will 100% seethe at the clown in their "curated" profiles
kek
Anonymous No.714229954
>>714224263 (OP)
I use them on startup videos for my Steam deck
Anonymous No.714229957
>>714229820
topkek, next time use a picture too
Anonymous No.714229983
>>714229863
it's all fun and games until you run into a curated clown profile
Anonymous No.714229996
>>714228457
THANK YOU
Anonymous No.714230043
>>714225596
At this point with so many people on steam and with some of those people being massive fucking whales who've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars boosting their steam level into the thousands, even if you have a ton of games eligible and a steam level of 100 you only get a booster like once ever 6 months. And unless you get a foil, which is like a 1-3% chance, that booster is just going to be 10-15 cents.
Anonymous No.714230083
>>714224263 (OP)
beats the fuck out of me
Anonymous No.714230224 >>714230276 >>714230356
>>714228457
but I only have 20k points :(
Anonymous No.714230276
>>714230224
get a cheaper level i guess, its less exps though
Anonymous No.714230329
use it to get the seasonal badge to level up your profile
Anonymous No.714230356
>>714230224
I have 39.1k. I'm unironically gonna wait until a few purchases later so I can get that 40k badge.
Anonymous No.714230357 >>714230678
>>714227564
11. I have 282,526 steam points. I still don't get what they're used for. My account is a decade old
Anonymous No.714230453
>>714228457
saved
Anonymous No.714230473
>>714227564
kusoooo! it looks like we are evenly matched!
Anonymous No.714230531
>>714227564
almost there
Anonymous No.714230675
cant you use them to get discounts?
Anonymous No.714230678
>>714230357
>I still don't get what they're used for.
Nothing useful. It's used to gamify socials and trick retards into caring.

(That's me. I am retards.)
Anonymous No.714230794
>>714227564
Joined 2009
Level 11
Yarr.
Anonymous No.714230810 >>714231320 >>714231338
>All this stupid shit you can waste points on
>No theme to make Steam old green.
I still don't understand why this isn't an option. For fuck sake even reddit has an old reddit feature.
Anonymous No.714231320
>>714230810
use millennium and then get oldsteam
Anonymous No.714231331 >>714237805
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714231338 >>714231792
>>714230810
https://steambrew.app/theme?id=8YTvx3fAAfwQSu6MNOfH
to make your own profile green for others buy this and apply it in your steam profile settings: https://store.steampowered.com/points/shop/c/profilebundles/reward/121188
Anonymous No.714231792
>>714231338
cs 1.6 was a long time ago its time to move on
Anonymous No.714231835 >>714231889 >>714232686
>>714228457
>Buy it
>Steam bugs out
>Claims my points
>Gives me badge
>No exp
Anonymous No.714231889 >>714231926
>>714231835
check lvl again
Anonymous No.714231926
>>714231889
Been refreshing my profile, nada
Anonymous No.714232429
>>714224610
>give them the clowns
>they have to pay to remove it
Anonymous No.714232686 >>714235041
>>714231835
It also crashed for me, but I got the badge.
Anonymous No.714232932 >>714232975
>>714228457
Does the price of the highest level include all lower ones? I have exactly 40000 pts
Anonymous No.714232975 >>714233348
>>714232932
yes
Anonymous No.714233348
>>714232975
Great, an effective use of $400
Anonymous No.714233792
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714234303 >>714234456 >>714234479
>>714228457
Didn't work for me
Anonymous No.714234456 >>714235439 >>714259142
>>714234303
Higher levels cost more exp. If you're high up you'll see less levels than say some guy at level 10.
Anonymous No.714234479
>>714234303
refresh the page
try again
Anonymous No.714235041
>>714232686
I got the badge, but no exp
Anonymous No.714235439
>>714234456
I think it was this. The badge gives 4000xp, not that much to make a big jump for me.
Anonymous No.714235498 >>714236101
>>714225596
wtf when did they do this
Anonymous No.714235837
>>714224610
>giving clown awards to furries and anyone who has 'she/her' in xir bio
Anonymous No.714236101
>>714235498
its been that way for millennia, nobody bothers to read the pages of how things work.
Anonymous No.714236229 >>714236664 >>714280032 >>714282405
>>714225596
my computer is on logged in to steam 24/7 and it says i'm not eligible for a booster pack for hatsune miku VR

the only thing the FAQ tooltip thing for booster packs states is that "you must log in once per week to remain eligible"

i keep my status set to invisible at all times to avoid the nutters that added me from my youtube channel and will kill themselves if i unfriend them

if this is what's keeping me from getting more miku cards then i think that FAQ should be updated to say "log in to *the friends network* on steam" instead, but i'm not entirely sure that's the case here.
Anonymous No.714236619 >>714236669 >>714236750 >>714236834 >>714237498
>>714227564
Piece of shit still keeps asking me to confirm my age every time i browse games with any adult themes in them
Anonymous No.714236664
>>714236229
signed into chat has nothing to do with it, also packs you get and random for what games you have. i stay invisible as well and i have gotten 3 packs this year alone at level 84 (all packs were for games i played in the 10s and each card value was only worth 3 cents lol)
Anonymous No.714236669
>>714236619
That shit disclaimer for some country no one cares about makes life shit for all of us.
I feel your pain bro
Anonymous No.714236750 >>714251223
>>714236619
set your account to show adult stuff and when you get to an age gate there's an option to check off for "don't ask again" or some shit.
Anonymous No.714236818
I just get the Winter and Summer badges for the hell of it.
Anonymous No.714236834
>>714236619
>01/01/1969
Anonymous No.714236915
>>714227564
are these meant to correlate with "steam activity" or somesuch? i had like 10 for the longest time, and after browsing suggestions during one of the older sales got like 40 levels somehow i didn't even buy anything then
Anonymous No.714237079
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714237236
when it was first rolled out you could use those points to buy a discount voucher on a purchase
Gaben discontinued that because apparently it was too generous
Anonymous No.714237371
>>714228457
>jumped 20 levels
Anonymous No.714237479
>>714228457
based as fuck thanks bro
Anonymous No.714237498
>>714236619
You can skip it on your web browser with the SteamDB extension, though there's nothing for the client.
Anonymous No.714237516 >>714237571
>>714227564
>>714227564
>>714227564
Just so everyone knows, your steam level is invalidated if you've ever purchased any of the level 40 seasonal badges, it artificially increases your level with free cheated in exp.

I don't make the rules, it's just how it is.
Anonymous No.714237571
>>714237516
IT'S TOO LATE I'M ALREADY OVER 9000
Anonymous No.714237572
>>714224263 (OP)
if you don't give a shit about the community nonsense, nothing
Anonymous No.714237631
>>714227564
64
Anonymous No.714237702 >>714240507 >>714240646 >>714241910
>>714224610
15 years old account, not one jester
:( i like clowns and jesters
Anonymous No.714237805
>>714231331
This fucking loser mudslime only has 3k hours played total on his account and 2 fucking game bans.
Anonymous No.714237887
>>714228457
lol, I just went from 21 -> 33. 17 year old account
Anonymous No.714238037
>>714228457
im a stupid fucking 35 year old boomer with a 17 year old steam account im soiberging the fuck out
Anonymous No.714238123
>>714228457
please include me in the screencap
Anonymous No.714238204 >>714238398 >>714258905
>>714228457
what even is steam levels for
Anonymous No.714238398 >>714238452
>>714238204
show how many years since you've had sex
Anonymous No.714238452
>>714238398
this
Anonymous No.714238562
>>714224787
>Sentry down, Grommet!
Anonymous No.714238623 >>714249907
>>714224610
>upset an eceleb years ago
>got a clown
worth it.
Anonymous No.714239190
>>714224263 (OP)
I buy silly stickers and annoy my friends with them. Don't care for profile belts and whistles
Anonymous No.714240406
>>714224263 (OP)
badges you moron so I can get free card packs that I sell for REAL MONEY
Anonymous No.714240507
>>714237702
I never put myself out there enough to get clowns...
Anonymous No.714240646
>>714237702
I got a poetry award once
It was nice
Anonymous No.714241910
>>714237702
Post your account and I'll give you one.
Anonymous No.714243142 >>714249907
>>714224610
This is simultaneously completely retarded and based.
Anonymous No.714244275 >>714245685
>>714228457
Wtf I've been under level 10 for 20 years
Anonymous No.714244387
Anonymous No.714245685
>>714244275
steam age don't matter for levels
Anonymous No.714246105
>>714225045
You can use points to buy badges? I just thought you get the shitty emojis and avatars, but you need to have played the game corresponding to them.
Anonymous No.714246238
>>714228457
Sad that this got so many fucking retards replying to it. If you didn't know about this from the start, you're an absolute dipshit.
Anonymous No.714246457 >>714249907
>>714224610
To their comments? Or can you put it on their profile somehow?>>714228251
Anonymous No.714246621 >>714249907
>>714224610
thats funny but people dont look at their own profiles or at other people's profiles.
Anonymous No.714246634
>>714225596
You get boosted when someone else makes a badge and you have the badge crafted for that game
The less people with a badge means more chances at drawing that badge for you. The higher your level, the more times you sit in the pool to get a pack
I've gotten several dozen booster packs over the years, usually for niche games I built a badge for
Anonymous No.714246847
>>714229589
>level 18 gila monster badge.
elaborate
Anonymous No.714246893 >>714249907
>>714224610
Based Honkler.
Anonymous No.714249504 >>714249907
>>714224610
Anonymous No.714249907 >>714250026 >>714250201 >>714250603 >>714251963 >>714252691 >>714254291
>>714229217
>>714229260
>>714229297
>>714229729
>>714238623
>>714243142
>>714246457
>>714246621
>>714246893
>>714249504
did one more for the keks, you just know this troon is gonna seethe HARD when xe realizes xer 17 old account has been CLOWN'D
Anonymous No.714250026 >>714250123
>>714249907
The only bad part is that Steam has an option that's let you hide the community awards on your profile.
Anonymous No.714250123 >>714250243
>>714250026
they are troons man, they will still mull that shit on their brain for a good while lol, i bet that one will have a panic attack, make a couple of tweets calling out transphobic behaviour or something and will ask the quack to uptake xis medication because of this traumatic event
Anonymous No.714250129
>>714224263 (OP)
fucking nothing
Anonymous No.714250201
>>714249907
no.. not like this..
Anonymous No.714250243
>>714250123
True, it's pretty funny that they'll still know about it forever
I just wish there wasn't an option to hide the awards, that would be the icing on the cake
Anonymous No.714250603 >>714251026
>>714249907
Very nice anon, however might I suggest you use the "Michelangelo" for trannies instead
Anonymous No.714250707
>>714224263 (OP)
Customize your steam profile. Nobody is ever going to see it except for you, but it's cool anyway.
Anonymous No.714251026
>>714250603
Why not both? Male body, clown makeup, it's like looking in a mirror for them.
Anonymous No.714251163
>>714224610
idk how or why this caught me so offguard but im legit crying laughing
Anonymous No.714251223
>>714236750
That works until you realize the one or two guys who hate anything Japan will label anything Japanese as adult just to fuck with people. And Skyrim, for some reason.
Anonymous No.714251339
>>714224610
>average clown enjoyer
Anonymous No.714251620 >>714251723 >>714252691
>>714227564
21 and my account will be 14 years old this month. I've never had a fuck to give about any of the community aspects.
I do have a clown award, though. It came from some vatnik that I pissed off by kicking his ass in M&B iirc.
Anonymous No.714251723
>>714251620
>xe got clowned
lmao
Anonymous No.714251963 >>714252691
>>714249907
>level 80
>17 years old account
>500+ games
>got the clown
Anonymous No.714251965
>>714224263 (OP)
You can't even afford the 40 badge
Anonymous No.714251998
>>714227564
>used to be level 13 or something
>the Corgi race shit happened
>bunch of points came out, it shot up the level to past 100
>Steam had to change the event because everyone and their mums chose Corgi… there wasn’t even a cat like wtf???
>strange… they didn’t roll back the levels and kept them as is
>they never ever done anything like this since
Anonymous No.714252035 >>714252078
>>714224263 (OP)
Invest in Puro coins.
Anonymous No.714252078 >>714252258
>>714252035
post profile ID so i can give u a clown, faggot
Anonymous No.714252190 >>714252294 >>714252751
>apparently i have 150+ cards in game drops from all the free shit game i got.

what program do people use to idle drop these nowadays?
preferably one that can do multiple games at once
Anonymous No.714252258 >>714252591
>>714252078
Sure, knock yourself out
https://steamcommunity.com/id/xaxenhun/
Anonymous No.714252294
>>714252190
you get a certain number of cards per game
then you get random ones randomly or spend gems to make a random set of cards
Anonymous No.714252591
>>714252258
>3,400 hours in CS2
Anonymous No.714252620
>>714227564
Level 166. But I got many levels from shit like picrel, which was an oversight by Valve.
Anonymous No.714252691 >>714253358
>>714251620
>>714249907
>>714251963
>clown is 600pts
>I have 74000
I just clowned someone kek. Gonna do this 100 more times
Anonymous No.714252751
>>714252190
i used sam to idle for the cards last time but i cant remember if it is possible to do multiple games at once
Anonymous No.714252778 >>714253057 >>714253358
>>714224610
Mein nigger
Anonymous No.714252917
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714253057 >>714253180
>>714252778
how can u check that lmao
Anonymous No.714253180
>>714253057
Go to
https://steamcommunity.com/id/[YourProfileURL]/awards/
Anonymous No.714253358
>>714252691
>>714252778
Anonymous No.714253691
>>714228246
All people? Obviously not.
Some people? Clearly.
Anonymous No.714253746
>>714224610
Oh shit it's time to clown, didn't even know I could do this.
Anonymous No.714253770
>>714227564
21 years
26 levels
didn't farm/buy levels
Anonymous No.714253967
>>714227564
20 with 10 years of service. I have no idea what this shits for or how ot goes up. Just that it goes up sometimes with seemingly no reason
Anonymous No.714254060
>>714228457
Huh
Anonymous No.714254094
>>714227564
14. Decades in that hellhole
Anonymous No.714254291
>>714249907
devilish
Anonymous No.714254313
>>714227564
12
I haven't leveled up in years. I don't even know how that works.
Anonymous No.714254447 >>714265162
>>714224263 (OP)
I have just as much as you. I was going to have a whole conversation about the few things i bought but apperantly the thread is about this now >>714224610
Anonymous No.714254509
>>714225596
>>714225391
man getting the spiffing brit hard carry on the soda technique was great. so many drops. i dont care about them but it's funny
Anonymous No.714254553
>>714228642
>>714228372
>have problem
>don't care
>no longer have problem
life is so easy
Anonymous No.714254630 >>714259817
>>714224610
i won
Anonymous No.714255952
>he didnt get the Steam Grand Prix 2019 badge that gave 50000 XP
Anonymous No.714256875 >>714258949
>>714228457
>$400 worth of points
>free
Anonymous No.714257325 >>714258457
>>714225596
>>Level 50: +100% increase in your drop rate (i.e. the rate has doubled)
I'm level 100 and it's been months since I've gotten a booster pack drop.
Anonymous No.714258189
>>714225045
I genuinely did not know those existed.
Anonymous No.714258353 >>714258510 >>714258531
and the purpose of profile level is what exactly?
Anonymous No.714258452
>>714224263 (OP)
Avatars, profile backgrounds, etc. are all purchasable with Steam Points.
Anonymous No.714258457
>>714257325
The rate goes from .5% to 1%. You're welcome.
Anonymous No.714258510
>>714258353
Meme shit like more friend slots, more profile customization options, but also higher chances for a random card pack drop to occur. Cards can be sold for money. The card packs are rare as shit either way though, so it's not worth investing much time in beyond doing this >>714228457 once every few months
Anonymous No.714258531
>>714258353
Flaunt your e-dick
Anonymous No.714258753
>>714224263 (OP)
I buy seasonal badges and increase my Steam Level, which increases the card drops, which I sell. I got a foil card the other day, I sold it for like 1€, I didn't know these existed.
Anonymous No.714258905 >>714283836
>>714238204
You get better chance of receiving booster packs depending on your level.
Ezeved !!XTZVrf6Pax7 No.714258927 >>714259198
>>714227564
Anonymous No.714258949
>>714256875
Realistically what else are you using those points for
150k sitting around doing nothing. Sometimes I'll get backgrounds or emotes I like but I don't actually use them for anything.
Anonymous No.714259142
>>714234456
fuck, I was buying the levels one by one and it's way more expensive
Ezeved !!XTZVrf6Pax7 No.714259160
>>714228457
Noice. Thanks for the tip.
Ezeved !!XTZVrf6Pax7 No.714259198
>>714258927
+8 levels
Anonymous No.714259224
>>714224263 (OP)
I like to grab random backgrounds for my profile that look cool, and start menus/keyboards for my Steam Deck.
I don't always use them but they make for good mp4 wallpapers sometimes.
>>714224610
>I have [fake and gay story]
Cool.
Anonymous No.714259382
>>714228457
But I only have 6k points... I buy mostly from keyshops and Humble Bundle
Anonymous No.714259398
>>714224263 (OP)
nothing. they're just a shitty gimmick to ruin steam by turning it into a (((social network)))
Anonymous No.714259415
>>714224263 (OP)
Dunno, i just bought the level 40 summer medal for 40k and my profile went up 10 levels
Anonymous No.714259546
>>714224610
This just made me realize I have 80 000 of those retard points. Now I have a purpose.
Anonymous No.714259597
>>714228457
>Free
>400 USD worth of dumb cosmetics

Pick one. Free means without cost or payment, even if the currency is almost useless, that doesn't make something free
Anonymous No.714259662
>>714227564
My account is 20 years old and level 11. I have no idea what the levels even mean. Achievements or something I guess?
Anonymous No.714259817
>>714254630
No you still lost as you still will never be a woman.
Anonymous No.714260226 >>714261560 >>714273161
I feel nothing but shame
Anonymous No.714261560 >>714262006 >>714262108
>>714260226
I don't even know how to get points.
I hope it's not only by buying games, because I have like 75 000 points, you'd have to have spent like 20 000$ or some shit.
Anonymous No.714261783
>>714224610
My 20 year old profile has a clown award. I take it as a memento of the time I made some random retard seethe so much gave me an award, I would never hide it.
Anonymous No.714261895 >>714262391
>>714224263 (OP)
>>714224610
giving the male statue award to tranny profiles is very funny
Anonymous No.714261961
>>714228457
>only jumped 5 levels
I feel cheated.
Anonymous No.714262006
>>714261560
72 points per dollar spent.
This guy spent at least 14 600 bucks in Steam.
Anonymous No.714262108
>>714261560
Just buy one of those 600$ shitty machines which run games at 20 fps and end up dying of boredom inside a desk drawer. You'll get 600000 points.

https://store.steampowered.com/steamdeck
Anonymous No.714262347
>>714225045
That and pretty girls as profile backgrounds for me. Current Steam level is 98 I think.
Anonymous No.714262391
>>714261895
Anonymous No.714263646
>>714228457
saved!
Anonymous No.714265162 >>714266882
>>714254447
you can still do that?
Anonymous No.714265219
>>714224263 (OP)
I got animated chat stickers and the handball 17 steam background pirates will NEVER EVER have
Anonymous No.714265937
I don't give a fuck. I use Steam to buy and play games, not mess around with cards, points and worthless digital accessories.
Anonymous No.714266052
>>714224263 (OP)
Every three years or so I get reminded of them, find one or two items i like (profile background and profile picture borders, usually) and then forget about them again for three years.
Anonymous No.714266073 >>714268234 >>714270106
>>714224610
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.

Reacting to messages with a clown, a skull, or a nerd face isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.

These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.

STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.

It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak out truth.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.

IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR. YOUR USERNAME, IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.

This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...
Anonymous No.714266078
>>714224610
They won't say they're mad but they're mad. Just clown every single post they make in a games discussion.
Anonymous No.714266415
>>714227564
I care not for personal levels only what chaos I can cause.
Anonymous No.714266882
>>714265162
nothing i was going to say is more interesting than that
Anonymous No.714266908
>>714224610
>write review
>intentionally leave replies open so people can tell me why or where I'm wrong
>get Jester'd without comments
Anonymous No.714267572
the only reason clowns are still useable is because they're so profitable and they can be used from whatever opinion you hold
clowns literally bring us together as a poomunity
bless clowns and bless paypiggies
Anonymous No.714268193
>>714224610
i..... my knees?!
Anonymous No.714268197
>>714224263 (OP)
do you have no creativity? I'm at the point where I buy games just to be able to get more fancy stuff for my profile
Anonymous No.714268234
>>714266073
>paramount to terrorism
Heh
Anonymous No.714268315
>>714224263 (OP)
IIRC you could put them towards buying games in the event they were introduced in, it was like 10k = $10, but now theyre basically worthless
Anonymous No.714268501 >>714270174 >>714287205
>>714224610
If I start giving out these clown awards to people, will they know if I was the one that gave it to them? Is it completely anonymous?
Anonymous No.714268582
>>714224610
let me guess you're one of those trannies who support corporations right?
I always get clown awards when shitting on corpors and bad games.
Anonymous No.714270106
>>714266073
Saved for later use.
Anonymous No.714270174
>>714268501
lmao imagine being worried about your Steam reputation of all the fucking things in the world.
Anonymous No.714270237
>>714228457
this is forbidden knowledge
Anonymous No.714270531
what games have the best steam chat emotes/stickers? more shitposting material is all I really care about desu
Anonymous No.714271787
>>714224610
>tfw i like the clown reaction so i wrote a funny review to get one
heh
Anonymous No.714273161
>>714260226
dam, i've just barely got you beat but i've spent a good amount of mine
Anonymous No.714273493
>le clown icon
wow who the fuck cares
breaking news people on the internet are petty faggots
Anonymous No.714273817
this thread makes me ashamed to be a steamfag
Anonymous No.714273946
>>714224610
How do you do this? Clown is not among the awards listed to give for me. There's jester but no clown.
Anonymous No.714274009
>>714224610
based
thank you for this inspiration, anon
Anonymous No.714274179
>>714225045
>4000XP
>a million
The current seasonal badges are piddly squat compared to the 2019 races and salien clicker game.
I also miss when you could spent points on $5 coupons.
Anonymous No.714274312
>>714228457
>>>
> Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)02:16:23 No.714229954▶
>>>714224263 (OP) (OP)
>I use them on startup videos for my Steam deck
What's the point of this? So you can have a bigger number so everyone knows you're a cool gamer? Is there anything actually worthwhile you can do you with your points?
Anonymous No.714274323
>>714225596
Every time someone crafts a badge it converts the cards back into booster packs and distributes them randomly
It's a weighted lottery, every person who owns a game gets one ticket by default
Anonymous No.714274414
the only clown award I've received was on my screenshot of me unlocking Completionist++ (all 150 gold stickers) in Balatro
Anonymous No.714274807
>>714224610
this post is one for the books
Anonymous No.714276828 >>714281057
>>714224610
Nothing personnel, clownchud
Anonymous No.714278368 >>714281812
>Still get clowns from some random autist who thinks I cheated on l4d2 4+ years ago
Anonymous No.714279276
>>714224610
Even the devil shivers at this level of tomfoolery.
Anonymous No.714280032
>>714236229
Ok Aztrosist, go update TVKid instead of shitposting on /v/
Anonymous No.714281057 >>714281665
>>714276828
I don't think those turbofaggots will hide ALL awards for just one clown. It's likely all their other awards were positive, and they'll have to choose if they want to hide all of them from everybody just so a little clown doesn't show up, or allow the shameful jester to be seen by all.

I expect that, for some of them, it will be the hardest decision they'll have ever faced.
Anonymous No.714281665 >>714281826
>>714281057
I only have positive awards and I still turn them off as I don't like the clutter. I wish you could just not accept them and return the points.
Anonymous No.714281757
>>714224263 (OP)
i buy the stupid seasonal badges and put clown awards directly on people's profiles for no reason

that's about it
Anonymous No.714281812
>>714278368
based noskillch
Anonymous No.714281826
>>714281665
You sound kinda normal though.
Anonymous No.714282405 >>714282664
>>714236229
Did you get Miku VR via Steam or just got the code from somewhere else? A while ago they changed it so that you're only eligible for card drops (and thus booster drops) for direct Steam sales.
Anonymous No.714282664 >>714283295
>>714282405
>A while ago they changed it so that you're only eligible for card drops (and thus booster drops) for direct Steam sales.
This is untrue. I bought Clair Obscur from GMG and still got cards.
Anonymous No.714283295
>>714282664
I thought they changed it when they stopped free to keep games on Steam giving out trading cards (i.e. if you added Next Jump: Shmup Tactics to your account when it was free recently, it won't have trading cards despite saying that it does). Maybe I'm wrong or authorized sellers still will give cards.
Anonymous No.714283431
>>714224263 (OP)
>What did you guys got with your steam good goy points?
nothing
Anonymous No.714283443
I just buy the seasonal badge to increase steam account level. I posted a meme review once and got like 300 000 points I don't know what to do with.
Anonymous No.714283516
>>714227564
12, made my account in 2014 (I had an older one but I had forgotten the password and had to share it with my brother anyway so whatever)
Anonymous No.714283631
>>714224610
thanks for the free points, paypig
Anonymous No.714283697
>>714228457
huh
Anonymous No.714283836 >>714284901
>>714258905
what the fuck are booster packs
Anonymous No.714284661 >>714284935
>>714227564
39 after doing the seasonal badge thing. The Miku number
Anonymous No.714284807
post your steam profile and exchange clowns with each other
Anonymous No.714284901 >>714285053
>>714283836
Card booster packs
It gives you 3 cards
I've gotten some randomly. They're never really worth anything
Anonymous No.714284935
>>714284661
brother we finally meet
Anonymous No.714285053 >>714285123 >>714285142 >>714287061
>>714284901
ok what the fuck are cards
since when does steam have cards
Anonymous No.714285123
>>714285053
Did you just wake up from a coma bro Steam has had cards for like a decade at least
Anonymous No.714285142
>>714285053
cs 1.5 1vs1 me de_dust scout only bitch and I'll give you the answers you seek
Anonymous No.714285343
>>714224610
You lost
Anonymous No.714285663
>>714224610
jej
I just realized you can actually give them to hidden profiles too. Definitely doing this for the next retard I see in a game.
Anonymous No.714285760
Are people actually unironically bothered by the clowns
Anonymous No.714287061
>>714285053
I know there are cards but I never knew what they do. Is this just shit to collect?
Anonymous No.714287205
>>714268501
It's anonymous