This is Kojima's legacy, now and forever. And it's beautiful.

This is almost as embarrassing as La Creatividad's "press X to LARP that you won" shit. He needs to go back to inventing shit like the camera because video games are not working.

>>713584430 (OP)
Wow, that is really weird.

I love it.

>>713584430 (OP)
Literal unironic humiliation ritual

Downright peculiar

>>713584430 (OP)
Am I supposed to hate this? But why?

>In 2025 I decided to invent "Cringe"

>>713584430 (OP)
He looks like black science man except younger, slim and bald

>>713584430 (OP)
Buck Brokeman

>>713584724
it's tryhard

>>713584430 (OP)
So that is the worst thing that haters could find in the game and shitpost about?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you fucking lost, tranny.

>>713584854
I don't want to watch a fat negro dance and sing. Simple as.

Didn't the Alan wake game do this first? Being cringe I mean.

>>713584854
Is the "Princess Beach" of this game, it's 10x worse but it doesn't ruins the game for me

>>713584854
>Disliking old, gay and naked niggers dancing in your vidya apparently makes one a tranny

>the same people who keeps shitting on my japanese rpgs
>are the same people slurping up kojima slop
Fucking hell. Why?

>>713584854
Tarman is such a cool character. Kojima has really outdone himself.

>>713585340
Was that webm supposed to be impressive or something? It's a generic open world with retarded looking cartoon characters running with bad animations.

>>713585340
Xenoblade games review well though?
>>713584430 (OP)
Dude's legacy was Big Boss chasing Paz in her underwear already

>>713585340
xenoblade is slop, though. Especially 3.

>>713584854
Sam's wife being a cheating whore as well

DISHONEST AND PRETENTIOUS FILMAKING

>>713584430 (OP)

>>713584430 (OP)
Is this the Alan Wake bullshit all over again? What the fuck is wrong with these directors thinking they're virtuous designers for adding retarded stuffs like these.
Go make a fucking film if you want to feel like an intellectual, don't bring this crap into VIDYA!

>>713586016
>ALL vido gam must be retarded toddler shit for my low iq!!

>>713584430 (OP)
Is there any context for this whatsoever? Or is it just Kojimbo trolling all the retards who think his games are "meaningful" and "deep" like the final battle being a guitar hero duel?

Kojima's retarded fans unironically believe he should be directing movies btw

>>713585932
WOW THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

>>713586551
you're as retarded as the people that worshipped the last of us 1 as the citizen kane of gaming back when it came out because you're a low iq monkey from the southern hemisphere that wants games to make you feel like a mature art connoisseur.

>>713585932
>>713584854
Is that Kaz miller?

>>713586824
>video games arent allowed to be weird and artsy because...they just arent OKAY???!!!

>>713584430 (OP)
This is hilarious.

>>713587063
>OMG the Negro is dancing and singing and oily how artsy how IQ elevated content omaeirgo
Fuck off and go watch Rick and Morty, pretentious cuck

>>713584430 (OP)
That's just modern day mista Bojangles

>>713584430 (OP)
This actually owns lol. Fuck the haters.

>>713584430 (OP)
I knew kojima was gay
but I didn't know he was the zesty man with a dadbod kind of gay

imagine the mocap sessions...

>>713585932
Caramel... somehow he returned...

>>713584430 (OP)
okay kojima youve lost your basedness certificate

>>713584430 (OP)
>Buck Brokeman

>>713584430 (OP)
>kojima game has pretentious bullshit in it
damn is the fucking sky blue too? is water wet you fucking retard? how about air do people still breathe that shit too?

>>713584430 (OP)

>>713586971
>Kaz miller
>George miller
bravo kojima

>>713584854
>absolute dogwater, hot garbage trash beyond anything a hyperbolic pretentious imaginative anon can come up with as an insult
>"Is that the worst thing haters could find?"
Bro, it's the bottom of the barrel

>>713588595
Can it really be called pretentious when it's this absurd?
I mean i'm not getting anything from this but weird for the sake of weird.

Always making blacks do gay humiliating shit

>>713584430 (OP)
HAHAHAHA
this fucking jap hack took the esg money

>>713584430 (OP)
Good old king k

>>713584854
Imagine being so far gone you think that garbage is alright and calling anyone else a troon.

AW2 did it better

>>713584854
discordkamalatrannies didn't like this one

>>713589201
consider this:
majority of jap's entertainment is all based off of 1 fucking story: the red and blue oni

He will always be considered a "genius" for being a stupid faggot terrible writer and game designer. The general game industry still sucks him off so it doesn't matter that he had the dancing nigga or that the final boss fight makes you have a retarded 1v1 guitar solo duel for no reason. He WILL be praised and his ego is the size of several planets by now so he's gonna get a slap of reality. The world ain't fair, people like Kojima get to be a shitty ideas guy that becomes the object of people's worship while talented people are stuck working on trash. It's fucking unreal how this guy just conned Sony into giving him money to just piss away for free on this shit.

>>713592325
>muh talented poor woke devs poojets :(
thats a lot of text just to say YWNBAW

Itsuno did that and you all loved it...

>>713592325
Death Stranding 1 & 2 are great games and you're a seething kike mad that Japan is taking back Sony

>>713584430 (OP)
is that DEI Zestman?

>>713584430 (OP)
There are literally gayer things in MGS. Good bait

>>713584430 (OP)
this retard probably just saw the dancing scene in severance and thought it was elevated cinema or something

>>713584430 (OP)
Straight Gayman

>>713586551
>>713587063
>mature games for mature gamers
Lmao

Fairy Aidsman

>>713591165
I don't want to see real people in my video game

>>713592797
peak kek

>>713584854
I would try to stick my dick in that goo cat.

>>713592853
if nu-/v/ discovered that president ball grab scene, it would shit itself into oblivion, or Volgin scene too

>>713592560
>character likes to show off after getting a new weapon
>does exact same thing as always
>compares it to some almost naked nigger covered in mud
Retard alert

>>713584776
hes still fruity
he needs buck correction

He's got a bit of sugar in his tank

>>713593121
Fruitygger Aero

>Somehow, Buck Brokeman returned.

>In 2025, I invented concept called "buck breaking".

If you're cringing, it must be art.

>>713592093
How is that related to the dancing black man?

>>713584430 (OP)
Huh, so kojimas latest waifu for his new game is a big black man, neat!

>that scene when you first meet Neil
God damn the HDR looks so good in this game

>>713585219
please keen in mind mentally ill progressives have lost the creative spirit, so they can only copy others insults, like snowflake, tranny, sjw, etc. Its really sad to see.

Imagine if any other game had this scene.
Imagine the shitposting and ridicule if this wasn't made by Hideo "Games" Kojima, inventor of the hideo game.
Of course /v/ will sniff that hack's farts again.

>>713584430 (OP)
Looks just like the kind of shit you'd see in MGS

>>713584430 (OP)
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER
>Pic related
>Interview of translator for mgs2
>Agness Kaku
>The interview would be taken down by konamis legal team without explanation

From now on I will never shut the fuck up about MGS being good because of other people involved with it and not kojima. When left on his own, THIS is the stupid shit he spends a huge budget on. Absolute fucking lunatic fraud. He is officially the new David Cage, or simply the Neil Breen of video games.

>>713594443
>if i ignore all the discordraiding shitposts then that means everyone loves the game amirite fellow leftypol xisters?

>>713585932
Bravo Kojima
R
A
V
O

>>713594607
>Some talentless localiser bitch vs a guy who's 61 and still directing and designing good games

>>713594678
Reread that post please.

>>713594659
>Kojima is like David Cage because of one scene in a 60 hour game
Kojima Derangement Syndrome is real.

>>713594712
>directing and designing good games
We're talking about writing here.

>>713584430 (OP)
Daymn he zesty!

>>713587063
>music videos arent allowed to be weird and artsy because...they just arent OKAY???!!!
>brought to you by, HIDEO KOJIMA!

>>713594243
lack of imagination, so they dip into absurdities and distorting situations
it perfectly explains kojima - japanese dedication to something due to the salaryman society to which he is fantastic with technical aspects, but is a fucking hack when it comes to imagination

>>713594659
Every day we're further proven right that kojima needs a fukushima to keep him on a leash.

Is that Balan Wonderworld?

>>713594712
>who's 61
As if this is a fucking achievement in this day and age
You can be over 80 and still work in creative fields

>>713584430 (OP)
This sort of thing will attract a lot of derision from low brow, poorly educated plebs.
I don’t think its all that amazing either, but its not something you see very often in games, and that’s why I play kojima games. To be surprised like…. this. Hmh

>>713595785
this but unironically
no one makes them like Kojimbo or Yoko Taro

Don't act like Troy doesn't also get to be zesty as hell

>>713584430 (OP)
If this was made by a white man/woman/jew you would be up in arms mocking it, but because it's produced by a GLORIOUS NIPPONESE MAN it simply MUST be accepted. Fuck. Right. Off.

>Elle's character refuses to wear shoes
>also doesn't like to show
God damn Kojima

He invented the cringe genre....

>>713596546
The first "buck" type game.

>>713584430 (OP)
Konami was right to fire Kojima

>>713596943
kek

>>713596943
Lost

>>713594659
>from now on I will never shut the fuck up about MGS being good because of other people involved with it and not kojima.
that goes against everything though - dev interviews and staff credits. The more the "writing staff" grew, the worse the games got (mgs4 onwards).

>>713595958
Are you not reading the thread Anon?
Everyone's making fun of this

>>713597970
>few samefagging discordtrannies = everyone

>>713584430 (OP)
Thanks, I love it. Fucking shame it's not on PC day one

>>713584854
the plot is for literal cucks retard, and then you get a zesty nigger dancing
its amazing how delusional turdeaters are, go see a cult deprogrammer

>indíans from E33/Shitch are the ones attacking Kojimbo kino
now it makes sense

>>713601594
turdeater love this though, even kojima said it

>>713594443
Literally the entire thread is shitting on this scene, retard

>people posting this and not Dollman's dancing scene
Actually play the game

>>713584430 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>713602178
They are reposting the same webm they've found in other threads

>>713602336
Atleast Diehardmans a virtual character in a game. If you play Dollman a specific song he asks for, he dances but also with the musician hologram. Imagine paying people to animate choreography of a real musician just for a dancing doll scene.

>>713594607
Holy mother of seethe. She can barely get a thought out and ends her response with the most unimpressive list of accomplishments ever. It's very obvious when a person is jealous, and this bitch reeks of it.

>>713584430 (OP)
>>713584430 (OP)
And I thought that Alan Woke 2 dance thing was embarrassing.

>>713584776
KeK

>>713584430 (OP)
so uh what's the context here?

>>713584430 (OP)
a bit zesty ngl

>>713584854
Nigga pls. I'm sure you had shitposted Alan Wake and the dance sequence as well.

Hey.

>>713602857
Revealing who's pulling the strings in a quirky way

>>713584430 (OP)
seeing pol tourist complain about this os hilarious, it gets them fucking outed so hard. Fuck off fag, you never played a Kojima game before.

>>713584430 (OP)
Downright peculiar...

>>713604985
>O: Play Guitar
La creatividad...

>>713584430 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/hle8by.mp4
Which movie was he referencing here? Or is this self-referential?

>>713605347
silence of the lambs, where the prisoner next to hannibal throws his semen onto clarice through the bars.

>>713603627
>>713604985
>>713584430 (OP)
zesty ahh game

>>713605847
Was that moment also shot using more or less same angles? I've seen the movie I just don't remember that bit.

>>713594607
>Tom Clancy is Tom Clancy, he deserves all the money and fame.
opinion discarded.

>>713604985
somehow more childish than a tendie game
bravo

>>713605950
no, and i don't think it is the actual reference if it is one. i just thought it would be funny to make that connection. have a good day.

>>713604985
jesus fucking christ

>/v/ now hates fun and weird shit
Can't wait for you faggots to turn on Katamari.

>>713584430 (OP)
I need to watch this but with sound...

>>713594607
>Agness "Mickey Finn" Kaku

>>713604985
Yeah this is the reason im gonna pass on this one, Kojima is good but to let him do whatever he fucking wants you get George lucas on acid. but everyone will praise it because "its artsy"

>>713584430 (OP)
This wacky shit has been pretty standard for his games since mgs2, but nu/v/ acts likes it's never happened before and we should hate it now. You're a bunch of faggots who don't even play games, lmao

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713604985
What's the context here? Aren't they enemies?

>>713604985
ok, what the actual fuck is this game?

>>713608123
So what you are saying is that this wacky shit has never been good? Weird wacky wahoo for the sake of being weird wacky wahoo is cringe. If you're trying to assign some kind of deeper meaning to picrel, you're the reason why society is on the downfall.

>>713608290
>t. nu/v/ nigger
We know

>>713608290
No one is assigning any deeper meaning to it. What he and others are trying to say is that Kojiima has always done these borderline non-sequitur weird shit in his games. Its both for the sake of spectacle and to create memorable moments. I mean for fucks sake pic related is
>named fatman
>is literally a fat terrorist on rollerskates that likes to drink chianti
No different from Die hardman, Fragile and the other things /v/ loves to mock DS on, it was always there. Kojima loves his kitsch.

>>713604985
>Kojima:fuck MGR's final boss as kino, how can I do better than something I didn't write?
>uhhhh.......GUITARS!

>>713604985
Man. I just want games about soldiers reluctantly fighting wars due to circumstances out of their control. I didn't ask for zest.

>>713604985
>Press square to play guitar
Lmao

>>713604985
Making a simple fucking rythm minigame is the simplest shit ever.
If you want to have some fucking guitar battle just implement something as simple as having buttons scroll that you have to press at the right moment, that's literally just all you have to do for okay music related minigame.
Having a fucking O: Play guitar is somehow even worse than not having anything at all.

>>713604985
we are the dustborn we are the new porn LMAO

>>713584620
There's weird, then there's trying too hard to be weird and it just becomes stupid. This is very stupid

>>713609582
It's like the Snake vs Ocelot fight in MGS4, the play guitar stuff is basically just a transition between phases

>>713604985
This game is literally MGS4 kek

>>713584547
>Fact check: Liar liar pants on fire.
>Reasoning: It's press triangle

>>713591165
Deserved flop, 2bh to be honest.

>>713584430 (OP)
La Creatividad truly breaks boundaries each time.

>>713613920
It was profitable thougheverbeit.

>>713584430 (OP)
kojimbo be like, this is india by hideo kojima

>>713614074
Good try, remedy, but no money for you.

>>713613016
It's PVRE VNFILTERED KINO?

Wasn't this series supposed to be about delivering shit to people and avoiding ink demons or some shit

>>713614221
It's about bringing people together, actually.

>>713614164
They stopped giving revenue to Tim Fortnite last year which means it recouped dev costs. Took two years but still.

>>713604985

>>713608153
game by Kojimbo
for Kojimbo
special thanks: Kojimbo

Why the fuck is it impossible to find "To The Wilder" on Youtube?

>>713604985
Does this game/series actually have a story or is it just whatever Kojima felt like that day?

>>713608897
Fatman is the deepest character Kojima has ever written.

>>713614221
humiliation ritual, money laundering, hollywood kabbalah

>>713614535
yes

>>713614535
Its deliberately over the top and inane because Le Creative dad got asshurt that people in the US called DS1 boring. I shit you not.

>>713614373
The funny thing is I love Kojima but Konami were also absolutely right to get the fuck out of the AAA gaming space when they did

>>713594607
Issue is, I don't think she actually tackles the issue with Kojima's writing if at all. She's vagueposting a lot and not being concrete about the issues in his writing.
Don't get me wrong, I think his writing went downhill from MGS3 and onwards. But it's hard to dispute that his Snatcher, Policenauts, MGS1-2 work was pretty good, and even 3 was decent. I would hardly call that fanfic level either. Putting it down as worse than network TV writers' room? MGS2 era Kojima? Absolutely not. It's not peak cinema, but it's not worse than what the average TV network churns out, if not slightly better at least than that.
Post-MGS3? Yeah there's more of an argument made there because Kojima has lost the plot and is being pretentious and being weird for the sake of being weird rather than to deliver an actually cohesive plot and message. It's the exact inverse of how he was like before 3, all the fame got into his head and reaching his 50s-60s probably gave him a midlife crisis that changed the way he wrote. He's not a traditional creative, which is the core issue, and he can't exactly handle how to write properly, he now thinks in abstracts rather than concrete writing ideas. Not helping matters is that Project ITOH was kinda carrying him a lot post-MGS3 before ITOH died.
The irony is, the MGS1 localizer had a LOT more actual concrete criticisms regarding Kojima's writing than whatever the fuck Agness is saying here.

>>713614810
Death Stranding is way more cohesive than any Metal Gear

>>713592560
>random michael jackson performance
Uh, what?

I'm gonna ask here
I've never played strand genre, for the first game I heard that multiplayer kills it with all other player placed ladders and whatever, is it true and it must be played in singleplayer?

>>713614686
>people in the US called DS1 boring.
Which it was.

>>713614897
I wouldn't say so, it's very abstract. And the worst sin of it, I would say is how much it relies on fanservice on Metal Gear despite the fact it should really be it's own independent thing. It's genuinely annoying given how many times Kojima insisted he was tired of Metal Gear and wanted to do his own thing and was sick of his fans. It's actually annoying to see him go back to that and relying on Metal Gear fanservice.
And besides, Snatcher and Policenauts are more cohesive than both DS and MG combined.

>>713614535
The hack relies on vagueness and 2DEEP4U lore to hide his shitty writing. He knows his cultist will just eat it up anyway

>>713615005
DS1 and DS2 have an option to toggle "Shared Content".
You can play with Minimal to share cargo, tools, weapons, but not structures. So the world will have some dropped cargo from other players that you can deliver if you want, but it won't have the structures.

>>713615083
There is nothing abstract about it at all, did you even play it?

>>713584430 (OP)
what

>PEKORAAAAAAAA
This is peak kino.

Wasn't Hunter Schafer supposed to be in this? What's her (male) role?

>>713615279
Being a sexy little harem whore.

>>713615279
He will be in OD.

>>713584430 (OP)
his legacy will forever be that he fucked up his job at konami all so he can have freedom... to make a shitty fucking walking sim

>>713584430 (OP)
No wonder IGN gave it a 9.

how dare Kojima try to raise the standards of video game storytelling instead of making self indulgent trannyslop like veilguard that the critics would approve of

>>713585694
>/v/ users have to lie to make a game look bad
Tale as old as time.

>>713614686
This is the reason why he still stick with videogames instead of making movies. He knows normies wouldn't believe in his buillshit

I'm not sure any reveal has made me laugh as much as Guillermo del Toro becoming the Cyborg Ninja

I'm convinced Kojima's a high level Mason or something because nothing he does is actually good or interesting or fun but he's glazed at all times for decades. It's like a long running joke about the gullibility of the consumerist masses by the people that own the media and finance, just like the

>>713616058
It's a satanic ritual to birth the antichrist DUH

>>713615603
I like Kojima, let him run wild with his ideas, but the one thing I refuse to back him up on is wanting to turn gaming into a digital Hollywood where every character is just an actor that looks worse than the real thing and moves awkwardly around because they're just in a mocap suit.

>>713616058
MGS2 and 3 are just considered some of the best games ever made so people cut him more slack in response. Kind of like how people cut Valve and gayben slack even though they've created nothing but shit since Portal.

>>713615279
he's under kojima's table

>>713615603
That's cool. When is he starting?

>>713615603
>raise the standards of video game storytelling
Well I'm waiting

>>713614810
The plots of those are just lifted from films and meant to make you go, "Aha, I remember!" like the South Park memberberries episode

>>713585932
YOOOOO HE SAID THE THING DID YOU GET IT??? BRAVO KOJIMA

>>713594712
Miyazaki hand-drew hundreds of keyframes for his last movie at the age of 80, cope.

>>713617335
It unironically drops "kept you waiting huh" and "it's not over yet" during the Sam-Higgs boss fight

>>713617450
>>713617335
Higgs also says "Well, hellooo beautiful" in his joker makeup to Fragile, just like in Dark Knight.

>>713615201
>there's nothing abstract about a game where the entire cast of characters have metaphor names
That assertion is fragile and yes it is that fragile