Thread 716340170

> Watching Norman Reedus wash his musky hairy armpits simulator

Boring game.

norman reedus and his smelly peetus

>>716340170 (OP)
Kojima definitely jerked off to this countless times

>>716340170 (OP)
>Norman Reedus carrying all your groceries and newly bought clothes on his big strong hands and back
>Norman Reedus fighting all the gypsies to keep your new stuff safe
>Norman Reedus washing his dirty body, strugglemarks all over his abs and back
>Norman Peedus peeing on you in the shower (seriously theres a camera angle for this where hes basically pissing on you)
>Norman Reedus always helping people out, for nothing in return, he just wants to save his sister that he has no sexual connection to at all
>Norman Reedus taking care of the baby thats not his, like he is the father

The game is literally made for women

>>716340382
Why do you lie? There is no such thing.

>>716341520
?

>>716340513
Nah he only jerks off to B-list and above actors. He's trying to rake in a ton of money to hire an A-list actor for his next gamovie.

>>716341640
Nigger thats Decoy Octopus' cell where you talk shit for a few minutes and then he dies from AIDS
You didnt even play the game?

>>716341434
With all that "i'm not gay" kojima was doing in twitter at one point, he probably is closet woman

>>716341931
He clearly like both (as long as they are white).

>>716340170 (OP)
>Reedus armpits
Based. I will now buy(pirate) your game.

>>716341434
>baby thats not his
Oh boy.

Death Stranding 2 thread???

>>716340170 (OP)
>pirated the game so he can't play online
>used up all his bandwidth so he can't dl another game
>playing on a decade old toaster with a 1060
>Doesn't know what FSR is and other PC basics
>Was playing the game without AA without realizing it
>moans and pisses about the game for 3 threads now
Yeah, I know it's you OP. You fucking retard

>>716340513
this

why do western fujos keep making Sam a top, it pisses me off, he needs to be Higgs' cocksleeve instead

>>716347357
Dafuq lol