Thread 715611617

Now that Donkey Kong Bananza’s metacritic is nowhere near as high as us, whats stopping us from getting Game of the Year now? Prime 4? Lmao. Silksong? Vaporware. GoY? Pozzed shit

Are you the same retard who shilled FF16 and obsessed over "Barry"?

>>715611617 (OP)
cute male

>>715611617 (OP)
Expedition 33 deserves higher score than Donkey Kong (all the Nintendo games are overrated) and it probably deserves game of the year, although Kingdom Come 2 is as good

>>715611980
Donkey Kong is an actual game.

this game will lose goty and be forgotten forever

>>715611617 (OP)
kill yourself console warrior

>>715611617 (OP)
Expedition 33 will win the TGA GotY, but Prime 4 and Silksong will get a 90+ score

>>715611685
i'm a fromfag so i'm rooting for nightreign winning best action game but the french will probably win goty

Good, maybe then people shut the fuck up about it. I swear its taken ahold of people's brains and they must attack/defend in its honor. Its a video game.

>>715611617 (OP)
>tendies unironically though Donkey fucking Kong was going to be better than Clair Obscur

expedition 33 HAS to win soundtrack of the year. If it doesn't this shit is beyond rigged

>>715612297
Odyssey is at a 97, much higher.

>>715612354
3DMario is cheating. that the exodia of video games

>>715612297
Donkey Kong is a game.

>>715611617 (OP)
You'll never be white btw

>>715611617 (OP)
whattabout Hackjima?

>>715612297
>French fags thought they could beat Nintendo

>>715612297
Playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun would be better than parryslop 33

>>715611617 (OP)
Death Stranding 2 will win, dummy, Kojima is in cahoots with Geoff

>>715611617 (OP)
I mean E33 have Clea

>>715615270
has, poojeet.

I'm going to say something controversial.

Exp33 is great. DK will likely also be great because it's the Odyssey team. People in this thread shitposting on either of them are annoying fags.

>>715615270
those are men

>>715615687
>Exp33 is great
it’s trash, you have tranny brain

>>715615687
E33 fags started this. All the 8 reviews for DK are from E33 cock sucking critic's who gave it a 10/10. This is clear sabotage.

>>715615773
I'm not sure what a "tranny brain" is but if trannies like JRPGs and French artsy stuff then they have more based tastes than you.

>>715615972
Or alternatively, different reviewers have different opinions.

>>715611685
If DS2 wins, it's confirmed paid by Sony....again.

>>715616283
>different reviewers have different opinions
>they're all shit
???

>>715616235
>self admitted tranny
>le frogslop artsy stuff
KWAB
>>715616283
so the tranny bonus is real

>>715616406
Astro Bot deserved every accolade, cope and seethe.

>>715611617 (OP)
Discordtrannies out in full force again

It will win GOTY.

>>715615687
>Tendie already started their fake alliance

>>715615270
Clea lost

>>715611617 (OP)
Tendie pedos lost, suicides incoming

E33 is a mid as fuck game, i don't think it can win the normieniggerslop of the year award, but even if it does I'll still not be surprised at that point

Not so fast baguettes

>>715612046
Why, it’s braindead shit with 0 challenge, kid story

>>715617614
holy fucking schizo, do e33troons really?

>Expedition 33: We should have cute girls headlining our game, full of beauty and passion, oui oui
>Nutendo: Holy guacamole! We should add Seth Rogan's Donkey Kong and this ugly pixar gremlin girl to our game! That aught to win over gamers!
Ayup. Usually Japan knows better.

>>715611617 (OP)
Xchads we won. Donkey Slop 30fps edition has got nothing on the GOTY.

>>715617846
but enough about slop33

>>715611617 (OP)
PLEASE FELLOW E33CHADS WE ARE FRENS!

>>715617912
you can't even play it you fat tendie retard

>>715617932
Yes and as Frens we have to stand up for our hero DONKEY KONG against this fake and soulless abomination

>>715611617 (OP)
Expedition 33 has the cringiest Reddit fanbase on 4chan right now. It will be extra funny if it loses the soundtrack GOTY to Mario Kart World, which is absolutely will with how much effort Nintendo put into that one's OST. Now it was a slow year without a high profile Nintendo game it might've been able to sweep, but I don't think so with the Switch 2 launch year games.

>>715617883
"""Xbox fans""" ladies and gentlemen.

>>715618147
This post screams of "newfag trying to fit in"

>>715617769
>Tendie pedos
Maelle is 16

>>715618147
>Reddit again

>>715618147
Too long didn't read lol, you lost again tendie. Switch 2 is dogshit. Phil Spencer bends over Doug Bowser.

>>715617912
Post your simon fight

>>715618587
How am I going to post a boss fight I did weeks ago?

>>715618147
why do you write like a woman?

>>715611780
Bow.

>>715611685
Kojima killed my waifu... I want him to lose.

>>715611617 (OP)
I know it's a falseflag flamewar bait thread, but there was never any question. E33 is the biggest surprise of the year, managed to make an abandoned genre mainstream, plus underdog small studio. I'd bet my left hand it will get GOTY, there just isn't any doubt.

>>715611617 (OP)
>Donkey Kong Bananza
wha? who?

>>715618981
>managed to make an abandoned genre mainstream, plus underdog small studio
What, Purseowner didn't already do that?
RPGs never stopped being mainstream big publishers are just run by retards

>>715611617 (OP)
Dk not being full of ai sloppa?

>>715611617 (OP)
God that looks ugly as shit.

>>715611617 (OP)
Based. Tendies were delusional to think their monkeyslop could beat Aryan Kino

>>715611617 (OP)
>>715619943
>Phoneposter
>Aryan
You are brown.

>>715611685
Aside from Keighley's boyfriend's game, there really is nothing left.

Nintendo fans have been having complete meltdowns in the official metacritic thread. Its so fucking funny watching them break

>>715612046
Yet it somehow worse than Blue Prince (actual FoTM)

This is why, even if tendies are fucking autists, I'll never think of them as worse than the dregs that inhabit these kinds of threads.
This is embarrassing.

>>715615687
They're also very different games, dunno why that shitflinging started desu

>>715615972
>hurr they started this
Are you a fucking retard?

>No, MY favorite corporation is better and I'll prove it by posting 10 threads a day!
You're all mentally ill. How any of you can even afford games with no job is a wonder to me.

>>715621347
You probably made the thread, you're a glutton for punishment

>>715611617 (OP)
Vi Von

EU won
Amerifats lost
Nip chuds lost

>>715611617 (OP)
Watch as Ghost of Yotei comes out with a 92-94 GOTY contender

>>715623391
holy fuck i want her to be my wife. Who is the cosplayer?

Genuinely find it obnoxious how much tribalism the game awards being so influential has caused. It was never really in question that E33 would win since it’s arguably the greatest RPG ever made, but Bananza and DS2 still are exceptional games even if they aren’t GOTY.

>>715611617 (OP)
Hades 2 will review better

>greatest RPG ever made
Nice bait but you need to be more subtle about it

>>715623929
>it’s arguably the greatest RPG ever made
Lol. Lmao even

>>715623524
>white won
>colored lost
fixed

>>715611685
Elle Fanning’s big bubble butt.

>>715624104
>>715624106
What do you think is a better RPG. It’s the highest user rated one pretty much everywhere

>>715611617 (OP)
>≈2% difference
>nowhere near as high as us,

>>715624294
>It’s the highest user rated one pretty much everywhere
By a lot of people who've never played a turn-based RPG before. Anyway, in terms of just Final Fantasy I think 7, 9 and 10 are better. As for games with timed button presses, Bowser's Inside Story uses the mechanic in more fun ways and Mother 3 has better writing

>>715624294
nra but personally resonance of fate, since I assume you're talking JRPGs since E33 is not an actual RPG like Fallout and the like

>>715611617 (OP)
I'm going to laugh when this turn-cringe dogshit wins absolutely nothing and DS2 is crowned GOTY.

>>715624769
FF7 is carried by nostalgia and Mother 3’s writing is nowhere close to E33

>>715618147
Mario Kart is not winning.

>>715625016
>FF7 is carried by nostalgia
I first played it when I was 21 and I think it's better than Exp33

>>715624769
just the fact that you have to compare this game to legendary vidya from 20 years ago to find some aspect of it that was arguably done better... yeah i'm thinking GOTY

>>715611685
I Played both. E33 is better.

>>715624769
FFX is an amazing game with equally great writing, characters, world, music, etc.
but its 25 years old (extremely dated visuals) and has the most basic gameplay imaginable. I have used it five times to introduce women into gaming.
E33 is in essence FFX2 (gamer edition) and that's a lot of what makes it so lovable.

>>715625243
You're in your 50s now?

>>715614171
I forgot that game existed already

>>715611617 (OP)
>Jewtendo
or
>Ghost of trans lady

>e33 becomes popular
>/v/tards: Its actually shit and garbage (I am very smart)

>>715611617 (OP)
ai sloppa

>>715618147
>soundtrack GOTY to Mario Kart World
Idk about GOTY but thinking that E:33 is losing the soundtrack award to Mario kart is just insane.

>>715620814
For some reason they were convince that DK winning was a forgone conclusion. Reality finally hit them.

>>715611685
>brave
LMAOOO

>>715611617 (OP)
What's that meme called? Like in your pic where their faces are close with the fisheye. It makes me laugh every time but I don't know what to search for D,:

>>715611617 (OP)
I just don't care about awards, E33 is the best game and it's not even close. If someone says it's bad it just means they have no sense at all and their opinions are all worthless.

>>715611685
E33 will win because its the only good game this year that:
1. is not a sequel
2. is not a remake
3. is acclaimed by both critics and users

>>715617730
Love it, where can I find more from the person who did this one?

>>715618981
>Le avandoned genre
Wtf are you talking about? Sega/Atlus are still releasing successful jrpg ludokino every year and Baldur Gate 3 got the goty award not too long ago so it's not like wrpgs are doing that bad either, where the fuck do you take that shit from?

>>715626527
Turn based is not the same as 4 niggas in a row tbqhwy

>>715626617
I clearly mentioned Sega/Atlus in there.

>>715611617 (OP)
>>715611685
>E33
>completely forgotten game
>also outsold by Nightreign
>outsold by Death Stranding 2
>outsold by Mario Kart World
>outsold by Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
>outsold by Donkey Kong Bananza
>outsold by random shit like Schedule I
>outsold by tons of other shit
>b-b-b-but this astroturfed turn-slop is winning GOTY, because a niche audience of turn-cringe faggots like it
Completely delusional.

>>715626329
Found it.
Forehead touch perspective.

It’s a shit rpg made by a nepobaby

>>715612330
The music is without question the game's strongest aspect and the one thing universally praised even by those who dislike it otherwise. Lorien Testard was a huge reason for this games success

>>715627334
I think it’s GOTY and the soundtrack is overrated desu. Its fine but nowhere near the all timer everyone says it is.

>>715623929
Trails of the sky 1st remake will be a better jrpg and it releases in september, but of course E33 has
>better and realistic visuals
>more concise writting
>Mario RPG gameplay with a touch of Dark Souls
>indie game and everyone loves an underdog

>>715611617 (OP)
>anything not made by kojumbles winning an award from geoff cuckliegh

>>715627589
Contrarianism is a mental illness.

>>715627589
What music do you like?

>>715627759
Its still my GOTY what more do you want from me man

>>715615972
tendies are legitimately insane kek

>>715624106
It really is though. I love stuff like Final Fantasy 7 and Chrono Trigger and played Dragon Quest 11 for nearly 200 hours but this is the best JRPG style gamre of all time despite being made by the French

>>715627028
>Tendie so triggered it's willing to defend ds2

>>715611617 (OP)
It's crazy how a walking sim with turn-based combat that relies on a parry gimmick is going to win GOTY...

>>715611685
Absolute ludokino. But E33 will probably win. It's not a sequel, is mutiplatform, and seems more normie friendly. But I haven't played it so I wouldn't know.

Why do E33 shills spend all day attacking every other game in existence

>>715623929
Kys Nintendo marketer bootlicker

>>715611685
FPBP

Fuck you nepo frog fag.
Never playing your parry slop

>>715623929
>coomer waifuslop #4421
>greatest rpg ever
The times are so grim.

>>715611746
No, but they are both similar in that they hate any other game in their games genre.

E33 troon doesn't have a name...yet

>>715629948
Because I want other games to actually match the standard it sets. It feels like everything else is stagnating

>>715624937
>Hear people IRL talk about E33
>Hear nothing about DS2
sorry dog

>>715630226
Coomer retard

>>715627028
I hate the woke french shill too. Probably more than you...

But let us not pretend sales figures=quality.

>>715630276
E33 isn’t a coomer game at all man

Reminder that Verso did nothing wrong. Esquie and Monoco knew about his plan and exactly what it meant, and still decided to help him do it.

>>715630226
Based take. It takes writing to a new level(in gaming). Time for other game companies to start hiring decent writers.

No one can disagree with anyones opinion that Clair Obscur is the greatest RPG because it's just an opinion. But you people HAVE to understand that what you say is not objective fact, and cannot be measured by numbers as others might not see it the same way right? It's not because they are stupid, or don't know what real art is, but moreso rather due to the infinite personal experiences between childhood and adulthood that shape our perceptions of how we view the world and how we understand art itself. Someone might say FF7 is the greatest just because they value a certain aspect of the experience, and others prefer E33. I just dont understand this type of discourse that is summed up to
>this ____ is the greatest thing ever
>no I think ____ is
>well your wrong, this number on the website of reviews was higher, everyone else thinks it too, so if your not apart of the subjective cultural zeitgeist that can understand why the greater population values this piece of art as a masterpiece, then you're on the bottom rung of society or whatever.
I swear people on here act as if E33 is some intelligence blackpill, or a litmus test to gauge media literacy. The greatest geniuses of all time have always considered themselves to have tasted just a drop in the ocean of knowledge, but the E33 discourse spits in the face of that and instead of considering this game another stepping stone into the greater world of art, they have just declared themselves at the top and would rather throw rocks at people they deem to be below them. I say all this as someone who is actually rooting for it to be goty

>>715630147
It's literally a fucking discord falseflagging as an Expedition 33 fan, retard.

>>715630146
Are you baiting or have you just not played it? It's absolutely not waifu-slop, it has good writing and is nothing like what the japs shit out.

>>715616406
We know that Keighley is a bought and paid for snoy shill. Why do people still care about his awards

>>715630516
Esquie and Monoco are loyal friends hoping he will change for the better until the end, but he never does, the most disloyal piece of shit ever.

>>715630850
What? Literally nothing says that they want him to change. They lie for him and keep his plans a secret from everyone else, to help him do it.

>>715630682
>still fuming with this webm
lmfao

>>715630728
There are objective truths in what is beautiful, good art. Some people are just plain wrong.

>>715630930
Play it again and look at how Monoco acts when they've killed the paintress, he looks depressed. He's just beyond loyal, like a dog.

>>715630957
concession accepted
e33 is objectively dogshit trashslop for pseudtroons

>>715631225
Low quality bait.

>>715631271
>objective facts are bait
cope

lmao, e33 niggers make kojima fanboys look like scholars.

>>715611617 (OP)
>us
I didn't make the game nigga. Did you?

God almighty this thread reeks of viral marketing firm. The obvious French Reddit tourists are in competition with Hideo Kojima slop enjoyers for worst fanbase of the year. I can't wait for the meltdown when flavor of the month doesn't get a nepotism nod towards GOTY soundtrack. Never has an astroturf campaign been this obvious since Capcom PR astroturfs.

>>715630957
there are no objective truths in art

Are they going to make any DLCs or big updates or anything? I want to replay it again on the hard mode but I don't want to play the game 3+ times, even though I like it a lot

>>715611617 (OP)
It's going to be the greatest day of your lives if E33 wins Game of the Year isn't it? Heart was probably pounding as you checked metacritic hoping it wasn't higher. I don't know what this game validates inside of you that makes you hold it so highly, but I doubt its anything that can't be solved by not hyperfixating on a video game and maybe going for a walk. Maybe create something of yourself

>>715630957
>Some people are just plain wrong.
This. Retards who think expedition 33 is well-written are subhuman lobotomites, just like the braindead journos that gave Bioshock Infinite a 94 metascore.

>>715630741
Not buying it frenchie.

Never playing your parry slop

>>715633025
Journos and corpos hate E33 though, because it came from a small studio that didn't spend 500 million dollars

>>715633215
nepobaby

>>715633296
yeah. better than selling out to bankers and marketers though. lucky bastard got to make the game he wanted to play, instead of most people who have to make whatever the execs think will be most profitable

>>715633429
china funded nepobaby

>>715633494
how are the Chinese involved

>>715633215
>Journos hate E33
Why bother lying when people can go see for themselves?

>>715633542
pseudointellectual nepobaby funded by china

>>715611617 (OP)
*blocks your path*

>>715611685
fpbp

DS2 deserves GOTY, but I don't really care which game actually wins, as long as it isn't E33.

>>715634212
You seething Nintentards will be worshipping this game too once it gets a Switch releaer

>>715634541
nobody gives two fucks about troon obscure lol

Why does this game attract so many half-assed trolls? Just because it was popular for a while? Or are they actual industry shills paid to be angry that an outsider that didn't play by their rules was actually successful?

I honestly give up with this industry, I'd love to say that I hope that big studios will learn from this game. That they can spend a reasonable amount of money, and release a good fucking game and not price it at the standard $70. That they can let a small team just make the fucking game they want. But time and time again when a game like this comes around all the big fucking studios turn a blind eye to makes dogshit once more.

>>715611617 (OP)
>us
>we
You know its just a product made by a company right?

guys keep trying, I'm sure your shill campaign will make people care about this game and think it's le epic.

>>715630226
This, if you accept substandard shit you get substandard shit.

>>715611617 (OP)
I know this will never happen but for me Ender Magnolia is GOTY so far followed by Khazan, then Mario Kart World, powergap and last Monster Hunter Wilds.

Once this game hit 3.3 million sales there was never another mention of sales. Not good.

>>715634937
Better than gacha

>>715635107
but isnt 3.3 still good?

>>715635127
yep leep trying, I'm sure bringing up something like gacha which everyone already hates will make this game look freaking epic and it'll sell 50 billion copies and win GOTD and be cemented as the single most revolutionary game ever. keep trying it's bound to work eventually.

>>715635324
so what will the cope be when it wins game of the year

>>715635178
I mean it looks like it was marketing and nothing else now.

>>715635107
they're waiting for that 33 mil lil bub

>>715635370
oh but I thought the industry was rigged and the game awards are paid for and this game, which is fucking REVOLUTIONARY, was made by a little no name indie studio who put triple A to shame? Why are you assuming it even has a crumb of a chance of winning goty? This game is made by the underdogs after all!

>>715611617 (OP)
I don't know anything about this game but you are a subhuman for having such a revolting picture saved on your computer.

NOBODY WOULD SIDE WITH THE ELDRITCH DEMIURGE IF SHE WERENT A JAILBAIT REDHEAD

>>715611617 (OP)
I don't get it. Why are her scars returning? This is the dream world, what the FUCK?

>>715635772
This is what I think when people post pictures or videos of Indians shitting everywhere and doing gross things. Like yeah, that's disgusting, but why would you ever save that shit on your computer? It's just nasty.

>>715627028
>outsold by
>outsold by
>outsold by
>outsold by
So is that why Black Myth Wukong won last year?

>>715635107
I bought it recently so it's at least 3.3 mil + 1

>>715615270
Shirt is wrong. All wrong.

>>715635945
Because she's breaking down. She can't cope with her trauma and wants to stay in her dream world so she can keep pretending that everything is okay, but it isn't. You have to rip her out of there and make her face reality, for her own good.

>>715635980
Yeah same.

>>715623391
Why does she look psycho? Maelle isn't psychotic.

>>715636073
Wait, this is what this game is about? Some indie tier metaphor for escapism? Dropped

>>715635107
They’re probably waiting on 5mil. It’s already sold at least 2.5mil on Steam alone

>>715612297
Tendies spam voted Smash Ultimate for goty polls as soon as it came out. You cannot find a fanbase more allergic to narrative driven games than them.

>>715636181
>indie tier metaphor for escapism?
No it's pretty blatant, not a metaphor at all. It's the main thing

>>715611685
Hollow Knight Silksong will win it.
if it actually releases this year

E33 is cool, but I’m shocked no one talks about the horrible facial mo-cap. Really effects some scenes, making some that have weaker dialogue feel really stilted

>>715636412
That's even worse.

why do they make tendies seethe so much?

>>715623391
look at those whiskers, that's a man

>>715635091
>Monster Hunter Wilds
definitely top pick for disappointment of the year

>>715636181
Its about carrying on through grief to fight for the legacy of your people, then shenanigans happen about 2/3rds through and previous story and gameplay gets recontextualized to be centered on the story of family grief, and you are actually in a painting that one of the injured and scarred family members must choose to continue to live in to have some semblance of perceived happiness, or destroy the painting an cope in the real world. Then it's about whether the people in this created world are real or not, and about created consciousness or something. But actually the director said its about the relationship with art and and the artist, even though I have literally never seen someone bring that up except in trying to prove someone else's interpretation wrong because they cant think critically for themselves and need the creators to explain everything to them like a baby bird gets food from its mom. I skipped some stuff but thats about it

>>715611617 (OP)
>turn based combat
>but with added parry bullshit rhythm mechanic
Fuck this shit. I was excited to play a good new jrog, but fuck timing shit. I dont want to play guitar hero in my jprgs.

>>715630261
>Hear people IRL talk about DS2
>Hear nothing about E33
sorry pussy

>>715637330
this is the thing they dont get. NOBODY talks about this game irl. It's just an online thing, and everyone knows its always the loudest that seem like the majority. Hell I hear all the time people openly discussing marvel rivals at my university and even COD. When it loses to DS2 nobody is going to care in real life but online people are going to be throwing riots in their bedrooms that the game awards are rigged.

>>715636980
women have hair on their faces, weeaboo-kun

>>715635987
>Black Myth Wukong
was the best selling game of its year.

>>715637330
>>715637801
I learned about this game and played it because some friends of mine IRL were talking about it. We played it for a while at one dude's house, then I went home and pirated it, and finished it not long after.

DS2? Dark Souls 2? That's probably not what you're talking about, so I don't know what that is.

This years Game awards is a win win situation. If E33 wins then I get to watch a good game win a useless award. If it loses then I get to watch the insufferable fanbase seethe online. I can both root for the game and root against the fanbase because I am a complex individual with nuanced opinions. Take notes fellas

>>715638724
>DS2? Dark Souls 2?
Death Stranding 2. The fact that it's from Kojima alone should guarantee that it wins something.

>>715635107
Game Pass money TANKED this.

friendy reminder, as people tend to forget or cope, that pic related is the villain of the story and did literally nothing right

>>715638586
exactly, and it lost to a game that sold like 2 million

>>715639532
Oh. I haven't played it, but Death Stranding 1 was really good.

>>715639582
>did literally nothing right
?????????????

He did literally nothing wrong. All he wanted to do was protect his family and help them deal with the pain of Verso's death, even though he was also suffering extremely, he dealt with the pain by himself and did everything to help his wife and his daughter. He's probably the most good guy in the entire game.

>>715639582
Renoir is the villain based on if you view the people of Lumiere as real or not. I have my issues with the story but Goatoir is honestly probably the only genuinely well written character in that the way you view him changes based on your perceived experience with the rest of the game

>>715639582
nobody tried to help him, but he never gave up on helping others. he's a fucking hero

>>715639582
Renoir LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

>>715639226
>because I am a complex individual with nuanced opinions.
lol
lmao even.
You do have A complex. Full stop.

>>715640702
>nobody tried to help him
Speedreader-kun...

>Be a family of painters
>Name your son "A backside of the painting which has fuckall on it"
>Surprised when your son doesn't like painting
Vravo, masterful writing

Ghost of woke DEI is gonna steal it just like TLOU2 stole it from its predecessor despite it winning the popular vote

>>715641193
Who tried to help him? Painting Verso was on his side, but Renoir didn't even see him as a person, just another imaginary person. Renoir was there to save his wife and daughter from drowning themselves in grief and pain.

>>715613040
you should do that then

>>715639582
He's worse than Hitler, at least Hitler thought he was making the world a better place, Renoir just murders people for his own sake.

>>715630682
What game?

Tendies should join the DS2 master race

E33 is the most overrated game ever. Fight me!

>>715642119
that's Nier: Automata

>kills Julie and her expedition
>"don't worry, you'll come back, promise"
>Verso winks at the camera
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWeygZqnkTU plays
That felt a bit inappropriate desu

Astroturfed game.

>>715642119
Hollow Knight exists.

>>715641938
Renoir kills Sims for the sake of his family

>>715639858
nice try versofag, but let's look at the facts now shall we?

>wife is sad about her son's death and chooses to spend time in a canvas to grieve and process, spending multiple years in a canvas is something they often did in the past (as stated by Clea it is not that dire), so no need to make a fuss about it
>"WHAAAT, UNNACEPTABLE SHE CANT DO THAT I'M GONNA GO IN TOO AND FUCK SHIT UP, WAIT HERE MY DAUGHTERS"
>proceeds to nuclear blast the canvas, killing 90% of gestrals while the grandis almost go instinct, unconcered by the amorality of it all
>they trap each other in the end, making everything worse as they end up staying even more decades in the canvas, whoops I guess? "HAAAAAA HELP ME CLEA, LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALL ALONE AND HELP ME WIN PLZ PLZ"
>even after his wife traps him to stop his rampage and tells him to fuck off, still tries to genocide everyone constantly making everyone miserable
>...
>...meanwhile, leaves his daughters all alone in the outer world, including his youngest one, physically scarred and mentally ill, at the mercy of their enemies...

wow, what an admirable character

Dune 2 should have won an oscar over Anora.
Exp 33 is Anora tier.

Low budget(in comparison) but clearly too derivative.

Dune 2 is the continuation of a masterpiece, much like DS2

>>715642319
He forces his wife and daughter to come home when neither wants to, he's not saving anyone he's controlling them against their will, he's abusive.

>>715631143
Extremely infantile take considering Verso himself never shows any satisfaction even during the end

>>715642292
why would the AAA industry astroturf an AA 40$ game, retard?

>>715642020
Only up

>>715642457
Verso is a piece of shit, why would I care if he's fucking sad? Should we kill everyone so Verso gets to die? Yes that must be the morally correct choice

>>715615270
shit cosplay

>>715642341
>chooses to spend time in a canvas to grieve and process
She was grieving, sure, but not processing. Same as Maelle. They both invaded Verso's canvas to escape the IRL facts of the matter. Renoir came in there because his wife had been in there for too long and it was hurting her physically, again IRL, and was trying to put an end to it. He wasn't trying to hurt either of them.

>>715642341
You're a drug addict aren't you

>>715642419
Helping the people you love, pulling them from self destructive delusions isn't abusive. Faggot. They were both trying to pretend that Verso was still alive, which was hurting them. It hurt Renoir too, but as the only male in (now) a family of women, he dealt with the pain and tried to help them. Once again, Renoir is a hero, a real human bean.

>>715642638
too tall to be Maelle

>>715641161
its giving Tumblr reply
babes what are we doing lol

It's depressing how I have somehow still not found an interesting game to play after E33 and there doesn't seem to be anything releasing for the rest of the year
I'm stuck replaying PS2 JRPGs and scrapping indies with 10 sales for anything but man this is a pretty shitty year, isn't it?

>>715643269
Play Digimon Time strangers anon, only 2 months left. It looks very comfy, unless you hate Digimon or monster collection then sucks to be you i guess.

>>715641215
Wouldn't mind being Lune's foot tbqh

>>715643269
>this is a pretty shitty year, isn't it?
Of course it is, E33 came out

>>715643269
Eriksholm: The Stolen Dream is actually pretty kino, if you like isometric stealth games.
Another depressing as fuck European game with a teenage redhead protagonist.

>>715641568
Klea did a lot to make him powerful.

>>715643682
That's true, she did help him win in the canvas. But she never tried to comfort him, even though Verso's death hurt him just as much as the others. Clea didn't seem to really care though, that girl is stone cold. Maybe because she's heavily involved in the war between painters and writers, or maybe she's even better than him at hiding it.

>>715627334
the music elevates this game from ok-ish to memorable for sure

>>715611617 (OP)
GOTY was locked by Oblivion Remastered, tranny freak.

>>715643918
Not just the music, the scenery and aesthetics are top tier. The writing and the combat are very good also. There's not a single part of E33 that sucks or is just decent, every single bit of it is very good.

>>715643446
I couldn't really get into Cybersleuth unfortunately, I should give another shot to the games at some point but it's not really on my priority list
>>715643635
This one looks interesting though, will peep. Thanks

>>715644048
he gave it a compliment and you just had to go and give it the suck master 300

>>715644048
The writing is mediocre at best

>>715644048
You're right, the writing is excellent.

>>715644189
yeah and I'll do it again

it's one of the best games I've played in years. If I had to complain, it would be that the game isn't very replayable, but whatever. I rarely replay games anyway

>>715644240
begone

>>715644240
The story was ok to me but some parts felt too "videogames" or immature like Lune and Sciel finishing off the axons because otherwise they would have done fuckall.

>>715630516
Yes. Although he doesn't actively participate, Francois also knows and agrees. Which isn't' surprising since he's a creation of Verso too. Golgra is a bit more ambiguous with how stupid non-Monoco gestrals are.

>>715644454
I mean, if your major complaint was that there was a somewhat ill-fitting boss setpiece that's pretty much testament the narrative is a pretty strong point. Plenty of story focused games would kill to have a big problem like this.

>>715635107
>>715636248
It was a month after release. They're obviously waiting on the 6.6M.
By end of year.

>>715635107
When, not if, it will get another milestone what will be your next goalpost, out of curiosity?

Expedition 33 was a flash in the pan.

Is E33 the 4channiest game of all time? I think it’s surpassed Pizza Tower and Katawa Shoujo at this point. E33 will forever be written in history as 4chan’s official game. We ALL like it. We like it so much we won’t stop obsessing over it. There’s no reason, we just do.

>>715644721
The narrative is not consistent during act 3 as some characters get sidelined and the integration of the family drama was a little rocky and left some feeling that the stakes of the world were lowered. Also I think the other guy was saying other than finishing off those two bosses the two characters would not have really had any importance, that isnt a minor complaint.

>splitting hairs over the difference between a 90 and a 93
Fucking cancer. You faggots are the ones "killing games" with your obession over mainstream appeal

>>715645190
*tips hat* that's bait. We call it a false flag, where I'm from. We spit on em

>>715645295
DK literally didn't score higher because western media is trying to protect E33.

>>715611617 (OP)
>us

>>715645454
I don't fucking give a shit. Why should I care what about what a bunch of faggy journos think? Why do people act like this is somehow a good metric of quality? Fuck all of you.

>>715642230
Backbiting fucking snake.
>but he was tired!
Backbiting fucking snake.

GOTD
https://youtu.be/dSwY5UYMJVg?t=69

>>715645572
He never betrayed his goals, not even once.
Alicia was at fault for the ending bit, wholly.

>>715645559
you've got to understand, E33 winning game of the year is going to be the greatest day of their lives. It's literally the only thing they think about, nothing else matters

>>715611617 (OP)
>Just start your career as assistant creative director bro, it's easy

>>715645261
I don't think it's particularly rocky. Family is a pretty large aspect of Maelle's character, and quite a lot of Renoir's schizobabble with Verso in Act 2 is itself linked to it (which is besides all the various background tease like Verso's fragments or the Manor). You'd be surprised at how well the transition between the two dramas holds up in NG+, doubly more since Act 3 explores pretty in depth both the canvas in relation to the drama and both the canvas as an entity. I wouldn't disagree Lune & Sciel could have been more proactive, but their contribution to the climax is equivalent to what you'd expect of most JRPG secondary casts as well. Stuff like their reactions to Verso's ending also does give them a fair amount of character depth.

>>715646004
inernship*
he literally made the coffee

>>715645574
that's some god tier editing skills

I fear we'll never see anything like it ever again

>>715646226
Why didn't he give her the letter, bros...

>>715646226
I hope they invest in some hair tech now that they're rich

>>715645682
He betrayed his entire world. Go back and actually read the expedition logs. Without dismissing the people that wrote them as nothing but inconvenient misbegoten creations. Pay special attention to the one written by Verso himself. He's a backbiting goddamned snake, who'd gladly watch anyone die to spare his creators and their family inconvenience.

>>715646226
I am almost positive a couple of people playing a piano is not some once in a lifetime experience that you just had to be there to fully get and future developers won't be able to capture the magic and this game will go down in history as some lighting in a bottle masterpiece. You can litter a game full of these little "endearing moments" and make the audience fall in love with the characters without much effort

>>715642638
I like her feet.

>>715646068
He was the son of someone even higher up in Blizzard, he's a nepo baby, I doubt he was getting the coffees for everybody.

>>715646663
It wasn't betrayal. He was a tired soul in a world he created who knew that he was dead IRL, only kept alive because the people he loved couldn't let go of him and it was causing them pain. He chose self sacrifice because he loved them, not for himself.

>>715646870
I think he was talking about E33's director

>>715646870
>son of someone even higher up in Blizzard
you're talking out of your ass.
his father doesn't even play video games and hasntt even played his own son's game.

>>715646226
Is this game just a "get to have a gf" simulator or is actually a good game?

>>715646870
nepo baby sure, but he quit his solid job because he got tired of the garbage they were making and wanted to make something actually good. yeah, he was a lucky kid who was in the position to do something like this, and his dad helped him out big time, but he did something good with it.

whining about that is like the fox whining about how those grapes are probably shitty. kid got lucky but he did something good with it, and the game is good

>>715647028
>you're talking out of your ass.
No I'm not, you are. His dad worked at Blizzard too.

>>715647042
It's a good game. There's not really any romance, but you can fuck one of the girls if you want. It's not a big thing either way though, that's pretty much irrelevant to what's really going on.

>>715642638
that’s a man

>>715611617 (OP)
i want to try this game, but all the retardation on these treads kills my motivation to play this

>>715647052
I don't even think we were talking about the same guy.

I don't hate someone for being a nepo baby. If you got a leg up in life because of your parents then good for you, I am just saying he probably wasn't fetching the coffees for people in the office.

>>715611685
Nice spoiler bitch I'm at the end too wtf I just wanted to laugh at Nintendo and verso fags

>>715611617 (OP)
Bananza was the only real competitor.
DS2 is the usual Kojima pretentious movie slop, MP4 and Blue Prince are too niche, and Ghost of Yotei is lol.
E33 has GOTY in the bag.

B-Bros?

Our sweet cinammon bun deserved better.

>>715615687
I agree. I think we can all collectively agree and instead laugh at Metaflop for only just now hitting 2 mil sales after nearly a year and winning goty(undeserved).

>>715647818
waiting for the DLCs. pirated and played at release, good game. Waiting for the complete version before I play again.

>>715615687
E33 is great, /v/ is just engaging in their trademark contrarianism.
Reminder that /v/ adored this game, until it became popular and everybody started praising it, at that point /v/ made it their goal to shit on it.

>>715647880
I wanna give her a hug and a bouquet of flowers

>>715615687
They have been shitposting since E33 launched, its reaching undertale fanbase levels of annoying

>>715648168
/v/ still loves the game.
it might actually be the most loved 'mainstream' game here since sekiro

>>715615687
yeah, e33 is amazing and DK will very likely also be amazing
like always, it is snoys trying to latch to e33's success (even though it's more of a pc or even an xbox game)
and like always, nintendofags falling for the most obvious bait

pic somewhat related, the typical e33 hater

>>715648231
the first few weeks within E33's release had genuine discussion when people were still discovering things and trying to understand the endings/plot. That ended and now it's just the pseudo-intellectuals and people that dont read books who have made it their entire personality for some reason. I remember seeing a reply the other day that rated the game 8/10 said he enjoyed it and he was accused of not playing it because obviously if you played it then you would say its 10/10 the final form of video games

>>715611617 (OP)
E33 is going to dominate awards list.
Shitendo can release all of the games they want, they got dabbed on by fucking Astrobot the other year.

>>715648502
I read books. I recently read a number of books that you haven't, considered classics. Things like Dr. Jekyll or The Portrait, but you're a faggot.

>>715648502
i give it a lot of leeway to those people because i could understand that this game for them was what ff9 was for me, but yeah its getting ridiculous to this point, specially when they call any other jrpg trash even trough last year as the YEAR of jrpgs.

>>715635646
Dude why do you care so much

>>715648895
I lost an argument against E33 fans and this haunted me for several months. I'm very insecure.

>>715648751
They make kids read Jekyll and Dorian Gray in elementary school and middle school

>>715648947
I just don't remember when 4chan cared about normalfag mainstream shit like game awards?
Must be more Asians and their culture war obsession

>>715649074
Made*
Elementary and middle schoolers are functionally illiterate nowadays. They can’t even read cursive.

>>715649181
Yeah, because cursive is practically useless.
We read a ton of the classics in school as a kid but I forget that most kids are just being babysat between fortnite sessions

if the clair obscure saga could become just a10% as great as final fanatsy was on it time i will forever suck French cook

>>715649348
A sequel would feel really forced

>>715649467
anon, i say "clair obscure" for a reason, it dosent have to follow as a story just as a concept or desing like all the FF

>>715648860
What sucks is that you can see FF7 threads and people talk some shit but overall it stays on topic, same with Zelda threads or Fallout, hell even the art threads where people draw fat furry peach art can have a degenerate discussion. But it feels like now the point of discussion in E33 threads is just to ragebait and generate engagement. Every blue moon you see people discussing the endings but you scroll down and someone brings up Metaphor or Square Enix ratings to prove some point, then it's over. I can tolerate a lot of retardation, but these threads are straight up toxic

>>715648895
>w-why do you care?
concession accepted, fucking faggot.

>>715647880
>>715649642
crispy image

>>715649348
at least the recent hiring don't look like danger hair or diversity tokens
there might be hope

>>715649285
You would not believe how much handwriting I have to do now that I have kids and how thankful I am I’m not forced to write in print like some retard.
My favorite was when one of the teachers asked us to fill out some form and wrote “please print” at the top and I filled it out with cursive, because it was like six pages of shit, and she threw a hissy fit because she didn’t know how to read cursive. I pretended that I thought print meant “not written with a computer” and got her in trouble.

>>715649467
>>715649603
Their next game is going to be decent at best, I'm afraid. When you start at 10 there's only one way left to go.

>A grieving mother tried to recreate her perfect family after being disappointed by her real one
>Created immortal husband and son
>But make her painted daughter a muted wafflehouse bacon like her real life counterpart
kek, hack writer

>>715650395
are you retarded?

>>715650342
nah, they have a lot to improve, menus, game balance, map exploration, etc.

that why in hopeful

>>715623391
holy fuck this dude looks disgusting even with the angle cranked up so fucking far you can see up his jewish hooknose

>>715650213
>I broke broke the rules but lied so I wouldn’t get in trouble
You think this seems “based” to anyone? It’s literal bitch behavior

>>715650440
>No refutation
I accept your concession

>>715650395
The mother hating her younger daughter is a plot point, but that's not the only reason.

>>715650342
Good thing they started around an 8

>>715635107
You can track the sales on PC by how many it sold on steam which at the moment is 3.6million copies sold for Steam.
So that's not including console and the estimate is around 5million but could be as high as 7million.
I have no doubt there will be a sales announcement at the Games Awards.

>>715650585
Illiteracy is a problem everywhere these days it seems

>>715611617 (OP)
>whats stopping us from getting Game of the Year now?
Francophobia in an English world

>>715650590
I'll bite.
She hates her own daughter as opposed to her husband and especially her son.
In her ideal world, her daughter still is a disfigured goblin because it makes her feel good she suffers.

>>715650615
>hating her younger daughter is a plot point,
She doesn't actually hate her, she's just kind of insane. She doesn't even know why she did it in her diaries, so it's just some understandable resentment.

>>715650615
>Man, I hate the smell of shit
>That's why when I get into this simulation world, I will create a pile of shit so I can live close to it
kek, hack writer

>>715649348
America wouldn't exist without the French. The English would've beat us without the French help.

>>715650838
>No refutation
I accept your concession

>>715650668
>3.6million copies sold for Steam
Pretty sure that's an estimate based on peak player count and not any actual tangible metric

>>715650590
She blames Alicia for Verso's death

>>715650708
Cute deflection to avoid acknowledging your juvenile attempt to look cool

>>715650910
the greatest french mistake

>>715646449
I bet they have a direct line to devs at epic games right now

>>715650920
>refutation is in the post
>uhhhhhh you no refutation
kek, illiterate

>>715650928
I'm pretty sure it's based on analytics more in-depth than that because they explain the methodology used. If you bothered to look into it.

>>715650942
fors?

>>715633215
>Journos and corpos hate E33 though
Journos are the tasteless faggots who've ensured it's going to get jerked off all the way to winning GOTY at Keighley's show. Half the journo channels have made gayass "documentaries" on muh 30 devs and a dog already. This is the exact type of superficial hollow game that fags like them use in order to cope with their parents being disappointed with them for working in "games". Gayass medium.

>>715650965
If not for America, your country would've been conquered by either the Russians, the Chinese, or the Arabs by now. You're welcome. Now give us some more money so we can give it to Israel.

>>715611617 (OP)
who's us?

Gustave is the kind of guy women tell you to be yet when I watch women play they simp for Verso while none of them express any attraction for Gustave. Only "he was a good guy"
Really makes you think doesn't it.

>>715651113
>superficial hollow game
anon, be honest. Have you played it?

>>715636181
It's the most garbage copy paste of Inception's story anyone's ever made. Nightmarishly bad pacing, the devs ruin several of their own characters in order to make them dumb enough to allow the story to keep dragging out these melodramatic reveals, and none of them are even impactful enough to justify the lobotomization of the characters.

Nintendo shouldnt even be included with regualr games.

>>715651034
>calling others illiterate when xhe can't even understand a simple plot point
You're brown and dumb.

>>715650838
How would the story change if GRRM was the lead writer?

>>715651343
I accept another concession, next

Gustave is not exactly unattractive, he cares for kids and has a leader personality.
No 20ish female streamer says he is sexy.

The moment the silver haired fag shows up, female streamers start gooning and instantly forget about Gustave.

Girls want old men, is what I'm saying.

>>715636720
All the characters, male and female alike, pull the same exact faces, like there's a set of five expressions that are applied to all of their meshes, and because the faces are made from like three different sculpts, everyone ends up looking like a copy of each other. It's the kind of lazy trash that some jew faggot tryhard like Jacob Geller would cope and try to rationalize as a deliberate artistic choice to show that everyone in the painting is similar in significant ways.

>>715651397
what is maelle's tax policy

>>715651057
Can I get a link to the site because every other time I've seen those estimates they list it being based off of that?

>>715651397
Verso hookup with Maelle before she regains memory....

>>715639226
>because I am a complex individual with nuanced opinions
You are an insecure fag with poor taste who doesn't actually play any games

>>715651454
Girls want strong and successful men, and there's nothing wrong with that. Verso shows up and says "yeah I've been kicking ass for 200 years and I know what's going on here" so of course he's an ideal man

>>715651454
Isn't Gustave technically older? Verso stopped aging at 26. Although he does look much older, I guess.

>>715636720
>>715651462
i mean is still an AA studio even if they have a shitom of money, things like this are understandable.

>>715641836
You should bleach your skin so it doesn't look like mud anymore

>>715651454
trvke

>>715651431
lmao

>>715649642
>>715649960
>>715647880
Images you can taste

>>715642119
Definitely the most overrated since TLOU2 and Bioshock Infinite before that

>>715642638
Shit character. Beat her and she still doesn't get jack shit in the ending. Insane how superficial the writing in this game is yet discourse fags will jerk it off like it's their personal Crime and Punishment or Moby Dick

>>715644048
You're the exact type of tasteless braindead monkey that's killed this industry

>>715611685
It will win GOTY
Mind you, this says absolutely nothing about its quality as game. Quality is irrelevant to award shows.

>>715651519
Steam db then go from there, if you can't figure it out from that information then you won't understand the methodology.

>>715651879
No.

>>715651879
>>715651792
Name 3 games with good writing.

>>715648502
This

>>715651723
You've never tasted women. It's not good unless you're horny beyond reason and that overwhelms you.

There's a reason that the ancient Greeks and Romans considered licking pussy to be the same thing as sucking dick. They're both ultimately submissive acts, absolutely weak.

>>715651939
You have dark skin. What makes you think you can make demands in here you fucking monkey?

>>715611617 (OP)
Maelle is so beautiful

>>715651454
They look the same age. Verso is just not a rollover like Gustave. He also has a sense of humour and he's more emotionally stable.

>>715651939
Elden Ring
Death Stranding (1&2)
Silent Hill 2

>>715651939
>FF9
>METRO 2033(its a book, but still)
>Yakuza 7( start srtong, gets boring in the middle but the ending is amazing)
>Persona 3( to much retardation, but the ending is still one of the best ones i have seen)

you know its kina hard

Explain why Renoir painted the Axons and how they correspond to Verso/Clea respectively
I get the whole "Verso is lying" thing but I don't know what Sirene is supposed to say about Clea, or how Renoir sees her

>>715652185
>He also has a sense of humour and he's more emotionally stable.
This. I wish he were the lead hero in a marvel movie. He'd fit in so well.

>>715651519
It's probably based on number of reviews more than the concurrent peak but yeah I wouldn't say it's accurate

>>715652228
You're mistaking writing with plot.

>>715652178
i prefer my redheads well done

>>715652297
Gustave is the one with the Marvel quips which is also why I wasn't sad

>>715651564
the only way you could get mad at this post is if you identify as part of the insufferable fanbase. Nice job outing yourself, retard

shill me on this game.

ive heard lots of good things but to me it just looks like a typical turn based game and i usually dont like turn based

>>715652264
Sirene is Aline, not Clea

>>715652264
Sirene is about Aline, not Clea.
It's an idealized version of his wife who charmed him when he fell in love.

>>715652434
turn based RPG with good combat and story

if that doesn't work for you then goodbye

>>715652434
It's a turn based game with bells and whistles for normgroids who don't like turn based so you'll probably like it

>>715644048
>the scenery and aesthetics are top tier.
I found them to be quite boring, but whatever you say
>the combat is very good
Absolutely not. Parrying is way too universal of an answer and makes any other mechanic irrelevant, every encounter feels the same, no matter how many mechanics the game introduces it never feels like it's evolving, or that you're rewarded for being strategic or being prepared, all you need is to press the right button at the right time and trivialize the entire game. The combat is tedious.
>There's not a single part of E33 that sucks
Animations are complete dogshit. Even the fucking walking animations are atrocious. Also, the platforming segments, which the game isn't built to handle, are terrible.

>>715652373
well if it about plot, them all the smt games have you become a basically god slayer to fight hyper-lucifer to demonstrate that humanity have the right to choose its own destiny.

>>715652434
turn based sekiro parry elden ring delayed attacks with good music and a story about grief

>>715652120
>You've never tasted women
I have, and now I want to taste the one and only bacon-flavored woman. Unpainted women taste like a coin purse at best and garbage on a hot summer day at worst.

>>715651920
>Doesn't want to list its vginsights because to use their estimator yourself requires signing up like a Jew
Forgive me if their description of the estimate being based on "other similar games" sounds retarded as shit

>>715652579
>I found the aesthetics boring
dude what? Saying you didn't like the game is one thing, but saying you didn't like the aesthetics is pure nonsense.

>>715652434
turn-based with action bottom, aka mario paper style and parry’s, visually and musically beautiful, the story fluctuate a lot but still decent, navigation and menus are poor trough, still an fantastic game to play.

>>715652373
nothing anyone says will make you happy. You've already convinced yourself that E33 story is a profound piece of human fiction. It's because you dont read books but thats ok you can start today and see what real literature looks like. Would like some reccomendations?

the game peaked here

>>715647880
>Your mother escapes to her fantasy world to process her grief
>Paints your dead brother back to life and a version of her husband that is deeply devoted and supportive of her
>Still paints you as a mute burn victim in a goth mad scientist outfit who has to wear a porcelain mask
pAlicia had a hard life, if anyone's desire to die was justified it was hers. She was quite literally made to suffer

>>715652738
What comes before thus area? Generic forest
What comes after this area? Generic forests, caves, beaches and cliffs
Bits and pieces of broken city structures don't impress me

>>715653008
I just finished Journey to the End of the Night by Celine, anything similar?

>>715653037
I did not care for this boss at all
>dude le dark souls reference isn't that badass??
Boring.

>>715653106
okay but they all look good.

if you disagree, then name a prettier game

>>715652729
>Outs himself as a mid-wit.

>>715653124
You sound like a miserable existence.

>>715653124
this
souls literally invented armors and swords

>>715653291
Haha yeah it's probably just a coincidence... even though the director lists Demon's Souls as one of his favorite games and half of the devs list some other From game

>>715611617 (OP)
You are implying GOTY is a prestigious title in 2025, last year it was bought by sony

>>715653831
Has sony even released anything this year? Fucking nothing but crickets

>>715654172
GoY comes out in October

>>715654337
Gays of Yesterday?

>>715653124
This.
Renoir 1 was a way better and memorable boss

>>715611617 (OP)
Silent Hill F

>>715635107
You’re fucking retarded if you think the 3.3 million meme number was the actual total amount when the announced.

>>715652425
You have subhuman taste. Someone telling you that and you desperately trying to "clap back" like the twitter negro you are isn't an indictment of anyone but yourself.

Anyone who doesn't think E33 is getting GOTY, put your money where your mouth is

>>715652434
If you hate turn based games you'll love expedition 33 because the only thing you actually have to learn to get to the credits, even on expert, is parries. the turn based shit is superficial, shallow as all fuck, and utterly immaterial if you're sticking to the critical path. The core of the game isn't turn based mechanics, it's parries, which is why a year or two from now, if anyone brings it up, they'll talk about the bosses in a way that makes them sound like souls bosses, going over the parries and dodges and jumps rather than talking about turn based mechanics.

The story is one of the worst paced fumbles in any game released in years, and it's only impressive if you're the kind of person who's never so much as opened up a book, much less read it, and now goes around posting about popular films in the hopes that people will give you respect as an art appreciator for it.

It's going to win game of the year at Geoffs show because that show is decided by the same journos who gave a 94 metacritic score to that shallow puddle of pseud larper slop known as Bioshock Infinite, and around a decade later, those same journos are still chasing that same wish - the desire to be taken seriously as art appreciators that wear big boy pants.

>>715657302
>put your money where you mouth is
What's it like spending more time listening to asmongold than your own father?

>>715657634
turn on your monitor

>>715611617 (OP)
nintendcells bros I though it would be enough to release the same game for 20th time

>>715636409
The salt from TGA 2019 was priceless

>>715657402
you had the story spoiled for you before you ever played it, and you probably didn't play it. Am I wrong?

>>715659457
I haven’t played Expedition 33 so this isn’t a critique but I feel like a good story should fully hold up even if you’ve been spoiled on everything. Especially with the comparisons I’ve been seeing with E33 to high literature.

>>715657302
Ok fuck it I'll put 2k down for it'll get GOTY.

>>715653037
P Renoir and Mask Keeper were better

>>715617730
Writers fucking won

Where can I download the OST? I am willing to support the game and bought it after pirating but I'm not spending 20 bucks on some .mp3 files.

overrated tranny game

final fantasy with baguettes and depression

>>715611617 (OP)
unreal engine sloppa with horrible story and dialogue written by a french faggot. shit is unironically offensively bad.

>>715611617 (OP)
>us
honestly sad

>>715665458
Cope harder bro, it's not even close to the dumpster fire Forspoken was and you know it. Dialogue’s mid, sure, but at least it isn't AI-generated Marvel quip soup. If a game having a French writer offends you that much, maybe it's time to log off and go outside for once.

>>715611617 (OP)
You sound desperate :)

>>715665728
Tribalism is sad. Outside of American politics, Nintendo has the most obnoxious tribalism.

>>715668402
you lost and got raped by expedition 33 tendietroon

>>715665228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAQZfeETFbg
Sandfall uploaded the whole thing on youtube

>>715611617 (OP)
Ya sure faggot?
https://youtu.be/XQ915tvT6Vs?si=dmjmpHV1INnR_e76

>>715670582
yeah >>715636587 >>715636739

>>715617614
>after street fighter 6 selling more
SAAAAAAAR

>>715670829
Pfft. I played through the tuteroll and the first level in handheld and haven't encountered any frame drops or shit like that. Sounds like a punch of snoy cope to me

>>715671035
>tuteroll

>>715671206
>falling for low quality bait

>>715657302
Where the FUCK is Oblivion Remastered? This is BULLSHIT.

>metacritic
>deciding anything

>>715659584
I wouldn't call it high literature, it's not groundbreaking writing, but it's very well done.

I quit the game after beating the dualist and watched a story recap instead.
Yeah, pretty good story. Garbage gameplay though, which is what counts. 6/10

>>715659584
The game is even better when you replay it. There are tons of details you likely missed the first time through

>indie
>look inside
>large 100+ publishing studio
>big marketing push only money can buy
>development money in the millions
OP is a faggot normie btw and probably from reddit

>>715668507
>Tribalism is sad
caring about your family more than strangers is tribalism

>>715672464
why do midwits think that
indie == 2d pixelshit platformer made by some random anon from /agdg/ in his mother's basement

I have a feeling that this game is going to get the BG3 treatment and have a schizo stuck to it like a fly is addicted to shit

>>715611617 (OP)
Don't kid yourself Death Stranding 2 is winning all the GotY awards.

>>715615972
>a game reviewer also reviewed another popular game..? RIGGED

>>715670364
That is helpful but I would prefer having the files locally in case I'm somewhere I don't have wifi access.

>>715611617 (OP)
>GOTY

Sorry, that's going to KCD2. This game was cool, just too blatant of an Unreal Engine game though.

>>715611617 (OP)
I'm honestly happy the score for DK isn't that high so it might get GOTY, best JRPG in a long time.
I'm glad tendies enjoy their bing bing wahoos but I'm sorry I just can't recognize it as being on the same level as something with phenomenal storytelling like Clair Obscur.

>>715677014
There are numerous tools that allow downloading songs or videos from youtube. It's a bit tedious though if you want to download a lot of them

>>715644040
Please god, that would be so fucking funny. Imagine the total meltdowns from snoys, tendies and weebs alike. Made by a French studio tho, so still a frog W and TOTAL TODD VICTORY

Why do you care what Geoff Keighley thinks is game of the year? He always picks the worst options anyway

Who cares, expedition 33 is just persona for twitterfags too embarassed to play the real thing
The real GOTY is Demonic Mahjong

>>715611617 (OP)
imagine smelling her painted shit

>>715679267
I will not.

>>715634805
it's like one guy
there aren't that many regular posters and so it's quite easy for one mentally ill individual to shit up the board
just look at the xiv threads

>>715659457
You've never been right once in your entire life manlet. I've posted this before, the clea and simon achievements are visible here and the IGT is 60-ish hours because the game stayed running in the background a few nights on my pc. Go ahead and start kvetching about how "durr you hate the game but spent 60 hours on it?? doyyy"

>>715657889
>n-n-no y-y-you
go back to discord faggot

>>715683527
lol dude what? who cares about trophies? did you like the game or not?

>>715659584
Expedition 33 is good writing for retards who thought bioshock infinite was high art and real literature. You have to be braindead in order to not hate the way characters are turned into idiots in order to allow the plot to keep spinning its wheels, all in service of big moments that don't even land, because the writer is a dumb amateur bitch with cutesy story about how she got hired instead of any actual skill.

>>715611617 (OP)
I really care about an award meant to advertise a videogame.

>>715683664
None of them are real people, except Verso, Maelle, and Renoir. And the Paintress. The rest are just video game characters, literally. Of course they're retarded

>>715671909
Starfield had an 83 on metacritic. The people that score games in metacritic are the same journos that vote on the game awards. They've deviated a small number of times but more often than not the aggregate score lines up with the winners. In the case of parryslop 33, the issue most tourist falls who don't actually play any game but they've latched their self-image onto this dogshit game in order to feel mature and cultured have is that they keep spamming the PS5 metascore while excluding all the reviews on PC and xbox, which are all a point lower. Opencritic is the better aggregator because it doesn't separate reviews by platform, it just aggregates them in one pool. On opencritic, E33 is 92, about 15 points higher than what it deserves, from 187 reviews and bananza is 91 from 45 reviews so far. I think Nintendo cucked a ton of outlets and didn't send them review codes so that number will go up or down as 100-ish more reviews come in overtime.

>>715683996
>most tourist falls
most tourist fags

>>715683992
>Verso
Verso is as fake as the rest, i.e. not at all.

>>715683664
> Expedition 33 is good writing for retards who thought bioshock infinite was high art and real literature
Oh shut the fuck. Bioshock infinite had a horrid story. I’m still pissed at how they hit you on the head with the racist revisionism undertones . Mark Levine has no fucking subtlety. The fact that you would even put it at the same level as expedition 33 is insane.