Thread 713353617

THE FIRST HOUR OF DEATH STRANDING 2 IS UP

https://youtu.be/TJVktaKICTs

>>713353617 (OP)
I'm out. See you in a month, /v/.

Has there ever been a game more mainstream than this?

>>713353617 (OP)
Yep, it is definitely time to take a one month break from /v/.

Bye.

>>713353617 (OP)
Why is he dressed like his walking dead character?

>timefall porter in the fridge
that's my boy

>First 15 minutes are walking
can't wait to see how people defend this one lmao

>>713356509
>I NEEED TO SHOOT SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713356509
>walking
DS walking isnt just simply holding the direction stick when you're carrying weight. It's not like Elden Rings retarded time wasting open world.

>>713356509
That's why I'm buying the game, motherfucker. The walking is the best part.
Only 35 hours left, /v/ros.

>>713356509
Yes.

>>713356509
Thank God it's not whatever gay nigger shit you like

>

>>713356986
When does it come out? 12am Tuesday morning or later?

It looks good bros

>>713356667
this but unironically

props to Fox Engine or whatever for raping the shit out of YouTube's encode

>>713357341
Yeah not much else to say. Looks bretty good

Its so easy to bait people into raging by pretendign to enjoy shit like this.

So if Lou is going to "die", what is Sam carrying on his chest in scenes like the one with Tomorrow? ANOTHER Bridge Baby? Something like one of Amelie/Cliff's Dolls? Just Tomorrow's method of reaching Sam?
What the fuck is going on lmao?
>>713357554
This game? It's Decima. Same engine as those Horizon games.

>>713353617 (OP)
>not available due to copyright strike
Gee thanks a lot gaywads

>>713357335
The deluxe edition comes out tomorrow around midnight in America.

>Down already.
Shit.

>>713358104
it comes out 9pm Tuesday night I thought?

>>713358730
Depends on your region.
I think it's midnight Eastern, so maybe 10 PM central and 9 PM Pacific.
The PS5 dashboard has an exact countdown.

>>713357334
How do i get my hair to look like this?

>>713357649
Lou doesn't die
Lou is Tomorrow
Fragile dies
She either is a time travel baby or pregnant when it happens and that's Sam's new BB
Luca is Fragile's dad like how Cliff was Sam's dad

>>713356667
turn your sharpness down

>>713358730
>>713359745
Oh wait I just realized you said Tuesday night. Nah, it comes out tomorrow night.

>>713360038
well that's a pleasant surprise for me

>>713358730
9pm monday i saw

>>713359826
Dapper Dan

I will never play a game with a celeb facescan as the mc
>IS THAT THE HECKIN WALKING DEADARINO?

>>713360280
funny how you retards are the only ones pointing it out but everyone else sees him as Sam

>>713360417
no, i see him as the celebrity too. this entire game seems like an excuse for kojimbo to hang out with hollywood actors and insert himself into the scene.

>>713360592
I only ever saw the pilot episode of TWD
never heard of Lea Sewdeux or whatever
never heard of any of the people in the game really. maybe not being giving a shit about film for the last decade has prepared me for this very moment, when I can see some face scanned actors and still be fully immersed in their characters.

but yeah it almost certainly is an excuse for him to be a starfucker. I don't mind

>>713353617 (OP)
What's it like to raise your own child, /v/?

>>713360992
it fucking sucks.

>>713353703
Same

>>713354959
>No monster

Did someone save a catbox or bitchute link? It's already down

>couldn't save up for a ps5 in time
p-pc port is coming soon, right bros?

If not for the fact I have a shitty steam deck, i would have finished my first death stranding playthrough in prep for this coming out, but unfortunately i have a shitty steam deck that not only doesn't get this game early, but even if it did, probably wouldnt be able to play it. im going to be so triggered seeing all the threads talking about the game.

In the meantime Ill be playing Deus Ex HR for the first time, to maybe distract myself from this

>>713361040
I would expect that in the beginning, especially since your schedule now revolves around them.
Honestly, the only reason I hesitate now is because the world just sucks and I don't want them to grow up under worse conditions than I did.

>>713361125
The rumor is October release

>>713361116
Its just the opening cutscenes in Spanish that you are going to rewatch tomorrow and then a man who might actually have brain damage stumbled around for 15 minutes

>>713361426
that sounds way too optimistic, i thought it would be mid 2026 if we were lucky. any citations?

>>713353617 (OP)
>Video unavailable
>This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by MarkScan Enforcement

>>713361426
But when will Timmy buy it for us?

>>713353617 (OP)
>Spoiling things for yourself.
Why would you do this?

>>713353617 (OP)
>>713354959
Oh boy, this sure looks fun !

>>713359826
simply shower with some old frying oil, you might even smell like Reedus

>>713353617 (OP)
cya in a year when the pc port comes out

>>713353617 (OP)
Its down thank god. I reported it 3 times

>>713361975
You assume the people sharing this will ever play it.

>>713354127
>getting this excited of Kojima's shitty writing
JUST
WATCH
A
MOVIE

>>713353617 (OP)
It looks like a gay ass walking simulator lmao

Trust fund baby thread again?

>>713361125
>buy brand new ps5 pro on Amazon
>buy death stranding 2
>beat it within 30 day window
>return both
if ff7 part 3 or stellar blade 2 are timed exclusive again I'm doing this.

>>713354959
>homosexual with a baby
tip has been submitted

>>713356509
Kojimbo is like Valve.
They can't do wrong.
Their walking simulators are totally not walking simulators.

Yesterday one of these cock suckers defending the first hour of MGS5.

>>713359924
That's bullshit but I believe it.
... And I'm on board, fuck it.

jannies did their job
well, not that i care about this game at all, tried it when epic gave it away and i couldnt get far, soooo boring, i dont know what i was expecting
to be fair, i quit just after the end of the tutorial, so maybe after that point the constant interruptions and minifilms stop, but i doubt it

>>713361413
Just have kids retard your ancestors had it worse.

>>713364578
they didn't have contraceptives

>>713353617 (OP)
>spanish vo
>spanish subs

Sneed

>>713353617 (OP)
Cool but I want to play it myself. Just replayed the first game as well.

>Sam listening to Raindrops with Lou in the prologue
>There’s a scene later on where Tomorrow randomly starts singing Raindrops
Subtlety is for cowards

>worried about spoilers
like anyone even understands what the fuck is going on in this mess anyway.

>>713353617 (OP)
lemme guess, it's a 2 hour cutscene?

>>713356509
Kojimadrones will defend literally anything.

>>713353703
see you whenever the PC port comes out.. sigh

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

He made it bad on purpose guys

>>713367668
Unironically this. I'm just hyped for more comfy walking.

Have you discovered the hidden theme of DEATH STRANDING?

Amazing gameplay involving complex systems and balancing mechanics.
(The gamer is holding the trigger buttons)

>>713369427
it feels good

The game offers tools to transport more cargo. What does that do? Doesn't matter. Watch my movie.

>>713369482
So good

>>713369212
Peak pretentiousness
Also
>doesn't want to be mainstream
Everybody with even a vague interest in vidya knows about Metal Gear Solid. Shouldn't have let Snake get into Smash if you didn't want that retard and shouldn't be letting Geoff suck him off every Gay awards.

Starflop gameplay. I mean death stranding 2.

>>713353617 (OP)
aaaaaaaaaaieeeeeee
E33sisters don't look
Hold the line, we won't lose GOTY, we just won't okay?!

>>713354680
character?

>>713369694
is this the fox engine?

>>713369665
He also hires Hollywood actors lmfao

Can't wait to use the Speed Skeleton + Stabilizer combo again.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>713353617 (OP)

>First hour of a Kojimbo game

I assume there's no gameplay in the video then.

>>713369846
For me, its the zipline. It lets me skip the boring gameplay and brings me straight to daddy kojima's next movie scene.

>>713356509
>first 500 hours are walking
pure ludo
ADHD zoomers will never understand

>>713369753
No it's Horizon Forbidden West engine.

Buy elle fanning feet

>>713369967
By the time you can build ziplines at Timefall farm there is no longer any story content available there and would only be used for completion reasons.

>>713370081
Sorry, that's not Timefall farm, that's the Wind farm, got them mixed up. The same applies for Timefall farm though.

>>713369967
>going around the forest instead of finding the magic pixel placement that threads the needle between the trees for most direct path
likes removed

>>713370081
You worship him too much

>>713370276
I don't worship him but I do like his games.

>>713362245
>just watch a movie
what braindead logic is that?
how does that even work?

>>713370276
I wish I had a video like this of myself

>>713370417
Do you though?

>>713370490
yea, I 100% Death Stranding 1 and I've liked MGs since the PS1 days

I really like the lore, I enjoyed the overall story. Walking was fine but, I dont know. I end up losing interest. Im going to enjoy watching cutscenes and other content on youtube tho

>>713370580
I meant you not worshipping kojumbo

>>713370746
yeah, I don't pay much attention to him. like I said, I just think his games are good

>>713370276
Do you have Kojima-san's permission to use his likeness in this post?

>>713370276
>SCANNING

>>713369212
wow, I got a pre-release copy and there is literally shit inside the box.
Kojima is brilliant!

>>713371053
yes

>>713370637
had the opposite experience, i got really into the walking but checked out of the story about midway through the game. whole game comes off like the big boss monologue at the end of mgs4

>>713369753
Decima.

>>713371856
>ON THE EDGE

>>713375343
>OF THE PLATTER

>>713353617 (OP)
>deleted
mirror?

PS5 HAS ONE GAME

>shitsoles only
why should I care again?

>>713378540
It will come to PeeCee later

>>713353617 (OP)
The gameplay loop is literally just walking and somehow the guy playing in this vid managed to fuck that up. USE THE TRIGGERS TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE RETARD

The leaks are taking too long

>>713379423
just like me and my floppy prostate

WELP I MISSED IT

>>713353617 (OP)
that's clearly not his kid

>>713356895
kek. you know some people actually believe this too

>>713379651
no shit Norman Reetardus

>>713353617 (OP)
How do banana planters, harvesters, transporters, storers, and sellers manage to keep the banana industry going in a world where a single drop of rain can kill everyone?

>>713379892
The rain only affects the first thing it touches after that it becomes normal water I'm sure people would survive around it

>>713356509
>>713369975
the funniest part is Kojima and his fans think his games aren't brainlet slop for normies kek

>>713379892
They just cover everything up and then when the cover is almost raped they replace it.

>>713379892
>>713380018
I'm like 90% sure they game explicitly states somewhere that time fall rain just accelerates crop growth
Probably the timefall beer place or a related audiolog

>>713369427
>turning his entire upper body and stepping on that rock with all that shit
unrealistic you can't move that casually with all that weight

>>713379892
>>713380163
Yeah, there’s literally a quest in the first game where it says that farmers have built a system that uses timefall to grow crops faster

I'm excited to build roads with bros I'll never meet again. I hope the monorail systems and stuff are expandable too. Anything to fix the problem if building an optimized zipline network and defeating the endgame.

But I also hope it doesn't have a shitton if base clearing missions. I'm so sick of games where you stare at enemies to mark them and then crouch walk behind them for a 1 button takedown. Farcry 3 literally mindbroke the industry.

>>713353617 (OP)
>THE FIRST HOUR OF DEATH STRANDING 2 IS UP
So there is no gameplay, right?

>>713381837
Like 15 minutes of a Spanish guy falling over and failing to use basic inventory functions. it's mostly the opening cutscenes that people are up in arms about, despite it being the Spanish dub

>>713353703
more like a year KEK

>>713357691
who is moron enough to upload to youtube?

>>713382131
random spic nobody, same as always

>>713353703
>>713361095
>>713367915

>>713357341
>>713357605
samefaggot cuck

>>713382329
if you like things up your butt, you cant do much better than a studded dildo that size. whats your point?

>>713359924
>fragile dies
never

>>713382548
it's in the literal first trailer

>>713382329
mgsv and death stranding are both good

What will be the ziplines of DS2? maybe drone delivery?

Lou dies
Sam dies
Kojima MGS2s you halfway thru the game and you play as that Spaniard guy

>>713383089
I wish
you play as Fragile for the second half

>>713383210
Fragile dies when Lou gets shot

>>713383281
Only Fragile gets shot and that's not Lou
Tomorrow is Lou, hence the final chapter of the first game being "Tomorrow Is In Your Hands"

>>713382647
I don't see anybody asking you a damn thing in this thread

>>713353617 (OP)
>>713353703
Do people really care about spoilers for this game?

please post SAM reaction images.... please anons..

>>713385516
after years of scrutiny and lore vids, yes people understand the story enough to care

Anyone got the name of the intro song? I didn't paid attention before the video got copyright strikes

>>713385685
Sam

>>713385975
Caring about the story and caring about spoilers are not the same. One is being invested in the experience, the other is autistically shrieking like a fucking loon because you found out Billy dies in Act 5. Spoilers are PROVEN, CLINICALLY, to increase enjoyment of media because it creates anticipation, so of course redditors decided to purposefully make themselves broken mentally otherwise they can’t “enjoy” a story.

>>713387612
not seeing a twist coming makes most stories more enjoyable

I don’t remember anything about the story, It’s forgettable. Dunkey was right.
This isn’t the case with mgs series. Wtf happened?

>>713383459
>Tomorrow is Lou, hence the final chapter of the first game being "Tomorrow Is In Your Hands"

that's not even close to what that means.

>>713353703
kek same

>>713387994
what does it mean, then?

>>713353617 (OP)
Not falling for your Walking simmulator scam again, no matter how many washed celebs are in!

>>713356509
kek. the amount of shilling in this thread. They made sure they had control of the first 5 posts

>DELETED
Somebody drop a mirror!

>>713388081
Only Kojima Productions or maybe Hideo Kojima-ue himself knows what that is exactly, but i argue my shot is fairly accurate.

My opinion is that "Tommorow is in your hands" refers to the "follow the leader" culture in Japan. Everyone follows the example, and everyone gets a turn to be the leader. The person who holds =you= gets tommorow.

Kojima is a genious.

>>713380876
A... Anon...

Kojima is pure creatividad.

Just started the first game the other night. Still iffy about whether I'll like it or not because it's mostly been a movie so far, albeit an enjoyable one. Wish me luck, I want to feel the satisfaction some people get from it

Muy interessante

is it true that the PC version is coming in October now?

>>713391576
Where'd you hear that?

>>713391842
some other thread a day or two ago. guessing it was bullshit then.

>>713391883
Yeah probably BS. Last time for some reason he was allowed to announce the PC version before the PS4 was out probably because PS wasn't publishing it on PC. This time they might which means it could be anywhere from 6 months to two years.

>>713369521
If hovering tech exists, why not just have a hover vehicle and transport loads of material on hovering tractors/carts?

>>713356509
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>713391576
Do you think that would include the MacOS version? Or would that be even further off from PC date?

It is kinda weird that MGS was such a stealth simulation with so many gameplay elements
While his newest turd is a walking sim
I mean if you want to simulate an enjoyable hiking experience you have to develop actual gameplay elements that serve that goal

Have fun dudes. I'm gonna have to avoid spoilers until the PC version comes out.

>>713392191
It uses chiralium to hover, which is sorta rare and only harvestable from BT areas.
Electric trucks with wheels are a lot cheaper to mass produce, to fuel, and to move shit around with.

>>713395569
But wouldn't it be insanely more cheaper to dedicate that stuff to just vehicles that can carry material.. instead of putting it into multiple small hovering carts for someone to pull? This makes no sense when you think about it.