Rare DK was better

These are the same people who made fun of Chris-chan complaining about blarms, by the way.

>>713341532
chris-chan was righ all along about the blue arms

>>713341461 (OP)
>seething this hard over a fictional monkey getting redesigned

Super cool game! Cant wait to play!

>>713341652
lol hes soo silly xP

>>713341461 (OP)
I don't get it.
>BRUH
>Aw HELL naw
>What de HEEEELLLL
>Bro what de fuck
>sus
?

>>713341708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31GRu9OYuVM

>>713341771
ugh

>>713341846
This thread has nothing to do with gooks though.

>>713341502
I hate him so much it's unreal

>>713341461 (OP)
Why does he say sips drink instead of actually doing it?

>>713341461 (OP)
>no "who invited this nigga"
trash

Whos the artist?

>>713341502
>this is comparable to blue arms to some retards
If you saw this for the first time with no prior knowledge, you wouldn't think this was Donkey Kong, you would think it's some completely different character
Probably a funny looking dog

>>713341652
Why is the loli dressed in a Stone Hijab, where's her freckles and cute feet?

>>713342108
Nooooo, how dare a silly monkey be silly!

I haven't seen much more of the game since the first switch 2 direct, I was very disappointed with the lack of platforming, did they showcase any more platforming or the voxel destruction gimmick the entire game?

>>713342193
the evil monkeys trapped her in a rock for being too cute and funny

>>713341461 (OP)
>says sips drink
Top is definitely the bigger retard.

>>713342329
there's gonna be some 2d sidescroller bonus levels, if that's any consolation, but for the most part it seems on par with Odyssey

>>713341461 (OP)
I
JUST
WANT
A
WARIO WORLD GAME.

>>713342442
No, that's not any consolation, I want more 3D DK platforming, we've already had 2(3?) 2D DK games

>>713341461 (OP)
How can tendies even look themselves in the mirror? embarrassing creatures.

>>713341461 (OP)
Rare fucked up on their chance to make a DK 3D platformer, which is all that matters really. Bananza at least looks like a decent game

>>713342596
Gameplay looks worse than dk64
They added a destruction gimmick and are hoping thats enough to distract people from how bland, empty and lifeless it is

>>713342682
movement seems better in bananza to me, more options

>>713342749
>can jump more than once
What great movement. This totally isnt to distract from the poor level design.

>>713342850
Why are you seething about a game you'll never play in a series you have never cared about if not to use it as a shitposting vector to attack good faith posting?

>>713342850
How do you know the level designs are poor? They havent even shown much yet

>>713341461 (OP)
I keep thinking Pauline is talking in that bottom frame

>>713342596
DK64 is a masterpiece
you're just a godless heathen

>>713342850
i guess you didn't watch the direct

I will simply not buy the retard kong game

>>713341532
no matter how many times you spam this false comparison it will never be true.

>>713342193
Stays in a rock for the first world, until the big monkey gives you the transformation power

>>713342931
Because I have played every other game in the series. probably been playing them since before you were born.
But youre right. I wont be playing donkey goy odysee. I'll just keep replaying the good games I guess, there'll never be any decent DK games released by nintendo again.

>>713342938
There's over an hour worth of gameplay footage from nintendo treehouse

>>713343335
>goy
>odysee
Very organic sir

>>713342242
>Nooooo, how dare
kill yourself immediately you reddit nigger
inb4 >but, you are a retarded, obese manchild and your parents had you for tax benefits

>>713343480
how dare you speak to me

>>713343395
Not him but are you implying the person who rejects the latest goyslop is less organic than the one who shills it?

>>713344149
The shills never have any genuine response
They just consoom and say how good X feature is

You don't need to samefag that blatantly.

*mandatory ragepost for the ragebait about how sanitized DK is now*
Ok, done. Now post the loli, it's the only reason why these threads are tolerable.

>>713341581
>4 movies later

>>713343315
I kind of respect the Japs for giving me a Lolicon tax for this one.
>LEARN TO CARE FOR THIS GIRL AS A ROCK BEFORE YOU CAN JACK OFF TO HER. LEARN DISCIPLINE

>>713341461 (OP)
DK was busy getting kidnapped like a bitch in Rare's games.

>>713341502
It's like they actively tried to shit on DK coolness. Was 1 character not for babies 1 too many for Ninty?

Not only is it like blue arms, you even have faggots claiming DK was a shonen-esqe icon.

>>713345632
Yes

>>713341708
Black mans impression on what an Italian man sounds like.

>>713345632
>d
>cool character
there’s nothing cool about a scrimblo

>>713341652
>broken by a tutorial
Gaming is just so alien to youtubestation customers

You aren't worth a (You)

>>713342985
>DK64 is a masterpiece
It's not, it's held back by an incredibly shitty mechanic.

Tranky Kong is valid!

>>713347396
absolute soul

>>713342242
I just booted up DKC on Switch Online to play for a bit and DK literally always looked like >>713341502. I don't understand why everyone's going crazy. Fags will argue about the smallest changes.

>>713341532
Nintentrannies and Sonicfags share the same mental illness

>>713349664
Cute, but this hack is too well known for your little ape jape.

>>713349971
hehe

>>713349971
Is it even a hack? I thought it was just a mockup

>>713350126
I could have sworn I saw it in motion, which definitely suggests someone did some functioning sprite replacements.

>>713347396
Why is she blushing?

>>713350473
Why is Mario?

>>713343287
You're right. Sonic just had one sperg complaining about his arms.
For DK, it's a whole bunch of faggots who can't let go of the past bitching about the fact that he's more expressive.
It's worse.

>>713350473
>>713350540
Mario caught them fucking

>>713341708
These are retarded, overused memes that I see a lot on Instagram. Which I can only assume are stolen from Tik Tok.

>>713345632
That gif is way more expressive than anything 'nanza kong has done.

>>713342682
>gazillion more optipns for movement and traversal, with transformations on the fly
>"worse than DK64"
You are a retarded negro

nu-DK just looks repulsive.
Everyone knows it.
Absolutely ZERO people would be complaining right now if he was closer to the Rare/Retro design.
They are only defending it because it's Nintendo.

>>713341532
what's funny is there's a very good chance sonic's arms are naturally blue and he just shaves them.

Past 10 years:
>You actually like Rare’s Donkey Kong? You retard!
Now:
>Rare’s Donkey Kong is the only thing that matters! Fuck Donkey Kong!
Anti-Donkey Kong RETARDS are bound to lose.

Can these annoying fucks tell a single joke without it being a reference?

>>713351194
I'm only defending it because I hate Rare. Them being erased from Nintendo's history is a good thing. I just hope the next games to be removed from Nintendo Classics are the Rare games, to continue the Rare erasure.

>>713352029
The game is filled with Rare references. Anti-Donkey Kong FAGGOTS are all mentally retarded.

>>713347396
>heh, I referenced the old art style again, heh. owned.

>>713341532
Hi anon, is there any reason you keep bringing this up in literally every single DK thread? Just need some attention?

>>713347396
This isn't reddit, replying isn't an upvote.

>>713350385
It's not that hard to animate some sprites without putting it into the game. People manage a lot with just video editing.

>>713352785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0w2lrn0a4Q
Evidently it's not a hack, it's just an edited video. Probably should have known because it's too smooth.

>>713352382
(You)

>>713341532
>Sonic fans are deeply passionate about their games
>Nintendo kiddies just uncritically accept whatever slop on a plate they're served
Yup

>>713345257
you're the type of person to get off to barney the dinosaur

>>713352983
You mixed up the two fanbases

>>713341652
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

>>713353383
Nobody criticizes Sonic more than a Sonic fan. Well, maybe Arin Hansen.

>>713341652
I don't understand what's bad being shown in this webm or why it's being posted constantly.

>>713352963
Why type (you) a second time when it already shows up in the redtext?

>>713341652
Across the globe, the eyes of tendies are rolling back into their skull, cum dripping down their thighs, solely because of this moment. Another incredible triumph by Nintendo

>>713353884
"You see there is a reward being just there to discover in a giant open map in the 1st level you randomly come across this is bad because every reward needs a a marathon of challenges first"

>>713353925 (You)
(You)

>>713342850
Double jumping sucks in a platformer it's always to make up for an otherwise lack of good movement. Double jumps should be reduced as much as possible. A good platformer lets you do most things in one jump.

I’d rather the girl desu

>>713344416
As oppose to the opposition, who repeats old memewords and phrases instead of typing like a regular person.

>>713354594
Opposition? Its playing video games
What the fuck are you talking about
Are you actually paid to post here?

>>713341461 (OP)
All true, but I'm pumped for a Nintendo 3d platformer.

>>713353884
It’s a sex joke.

>>713341617
he lost all of his sovl, its shit.

miyamoto needs to retire

>>713353884
Stupid lobotomized look on his face
Water doesnt react to DK at all
Animations just stop and start - Even DK64 had smooth movement animations
Stretched and blurry textures
Lazily placed collectable

It looks like a game school students fan project. Not a $80 first party release.

>>713355468
erm ackshually it's $70

>>713341652
I’ll place a banana in your pipe.

>>713341685
he's bananas

>>713341461 (OP)
>Oliet Bangs

>>713356435

>>713356757
that is what the drink is called

>>713341652
Why does this webm trigger that one autistic man so much?

>>713341652
I still don’t get why this webm is spammed.
Am I missing something?
Looks like normal collectathon gameplay.

>>713357003
see >>713355468

>>713341461 (OP)
>>713355442
The new design is a phase, this is just a new era for DK for now, Smash will very likely use his regular smash design, given that Sakurai already takes liberties with Bowser DK and others, and he's somewhat independent from Nintendo, the new design will be around for while, I give it about a decade, maybe 12 years

>>713341708
My zoomer cousin (12) speaks like this. Most of these phrases are referencing a YouTube meme and are widely known to children through osmosis.

>>713342329
there will be more platforming than odyssey, we have already seen big structures and rotating platforms that you need to time jumps to land on. still not as much platforming as id like but the terrain mechanic is fun enough to make up for it being 60/40 imo

>>713357667
I always tell them to stop talking like that.
>"stop that, you sound stupid, keep the memes to the internet"

>>713357893
I don't really care, I grew up in the era of classic YTPs and that was my cultural lexicon, so I'd be a hypocrite to be against it for his generation.
It only bothers me when he substitutes the retarded memespeak in serious discussion, something that I never did, purely out of the understanding that whoever I'm talking to is not going to find it funny or even get the reference. By contrast he seems to think the whole world will "get it".

>>713355468
I only acknowledge the lack of water reaction.
The rest is either cope or simply fabricated.

>>713358751
I think the textures definitely could be better too to be totally honest
Before you call me a snoy or a hater this is my most anticipated game in years

>>713358979
Its the first DK game in 11 years
I just wish they'd put some effort in

>>713359204
There is clearly a lot of effort in the game, just less in the "graphical horsepower"
I would not even say the graphics are bad, the characters and NPCS look great

>>713359501
Good morning!

>>713359610
projecting snoyjeet

>>713359501
"Graphical horsepower" isnt the issue. It looks worse than tropical freeze on the wiiu and has empty lifeless worlds

The devs dont care because it will sell anyway.

>>713345632
still wonder how many people actually genuinely think "DK, the silly cartoon gorilla, is character not for babies" and how many are just baiting

>>713355468
>Stupid lobotomized look on his face
oh
is this going to be the buzzword now after a couple threads ago I used it to describe how having the tongue out makes him look