ITT: Retarded Minigames

Get a Rope is the worst

Haha

>>713386574
Mario Party 5 in general had some pretty dogshit minigames

Where Nine_Ten?

>>713386610
Tons of button mashers, rng dependent games, and this is where they started getting slower.

happy dying of heat stroke season

>>713386642
at his nine to five?

>pacman avatarfagging and oc taking up half the screen

super shitman needs to go back to r*ddit and twitter already

haha...

I haven't watched in some time. Is this still about cliques and named persons or can you finally have a good time watching some fucking mario party with anons without the celeb bullshit

>>713386748
Report him nigga we literally have the opportunity to do this and nobody wants to take it

>>713386784
go back faggot

YES SIR

>>713386748
how can he go "back" to twitter, he never leaves

>>713387364
REPORT HIM FAGGOT

>>713387226
for me, it's pirate bones

does anyone else feel bad for Mr. I when nobody wants to use the warp

I miss Zion

>>713387419
for what nigga

>>713387463
No fuck this guy

>>713387463
I mean his way of warping you is pretty rude

>>713387606
EVERYTHING FAGGOT
YALL COWARDS

Horror land is probably the best board ever made

>>713387532
What the fuck are you on he was here for the past five hours

You DO watch pre party don't you???

>>713387835
reminder that any post with AA slang is obv starman

>>713388241
don't worry, he doesn't watch the party either

>>713388241
shut up loser

>>713388317
Maybe it’s a cowboy

>>713388317
is starman a nigga?

>>713388241
zion barely watches it either and only does to give very insightful commentary nor does he actually play when netplay happens.

>>713388620
of course not retard

>>713388684
>must play when net play opens
But what if I prefer watching

someone’s REALLY upset tonight

>>713388807
the jimmy rustler is back in town

Mario
Mario
Mario
Dear god it’s all mario

>>713388791
there's no problem with that just feels like he treats even those as retardies, or maybe it's his general posting habits

i've had just about enough of this shit

>casually get 150 coins in one turn

Mario went from 0 coins to 180 coins in the blink of an eye

>>713389383
the IRS was notified

check the fucking box

Mario is fucking pissed

What the fuck is happening how is Mario doing this

>>713390282
It’s not over yet

>casually get 2 stars in one turn

I love a good purge bros

Yesterday was better

>>713391145
Don't worry anon, the mp3 match with Waluigi will be played later today

>>713391145
I agree tloa all hail tloa nigga hail tloa

>>713391605
>taunt to get bodied combo

>luigi doing absolutely everything he can to make sure he ends in 4th place

read the name

>3rd Place

it's-a time for you to type

good job bing

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE HIS JUDGEMENT

>>713391145
This

>>713392878
>>713391145
Friday was better than both fags cope and seethe

>>713392963
im surprised qwert doesnt have more viewers with the effort he puts into things each stream

streamer tribalism is retarded and people should just have fun

>>713392963
Too lazy for soundboard

>>713393048
agreed, I haven't kept up with the drama but every stream, every streamer its
>plays a combo of 2/3/6 and one other one, maybe
>grabs meme images from here for the currently playing characters and puts them on the sides
>plays meme music at (in)appropriate times
>plays music for the duration of the final 5 turns
>plays LE FINAL COUNTDOWN for the final party's final 5, and always ALWAYS does the stretch the guitar image during the solo
>does a big meme image collage for the winner
>rinse, repeat
like beyond that I have no clue what the difference is between everyone when they stream party nor do I care

>>713393030
He and duck don’t make threads on purpose
Almost like this isnt 4chan anymore

>>713393048
>thinking there's actual drama and tribalism instead of some 3rd worlder trying to get as many >(You)s as possible

man some guy always throws a fit when character wins mario party like cmon

Monke

its not kong but who cares all monkeys are the same anyway

>>713393898

>>713393538
nothing wrong with being rigid

>game just started
>Koopa kid eating shit

never change

>>713393976

I hope we see Rosalina tonight and that she sucks, it’s funny

Waluigi will do well tonight

>>713386501 (OP)
i like it
we usually team up on 1st player but its funny when they win anyways

Freezie is very under appreciated. But i still love them.

>>713394719
thank you based Folly

>>713394502
Waluigi will eat shit two nights in a row

That monkey is never going to win, give it up

>>713393692
This
you fucking faggots fall for the easiest bait. Neck yourselves, all of you

number of retardies for each game since the last 3 months

>>713395581
fag

>>713395581
>The good ones are played the most
wow very insightful

>>713395581
this is also basically a chart of how good each game is

>>713395581
NO MY NARRATIVE DELETE THIS NOWWWWW

>>713395581
DS and 8 have been played more than what's listed if you follow all 4 streamers

the most played boards were deep bloober sea and pirate land

>>713395581
is this for every streamer? because it's missing superstars and jamboree

>>713395818
now give the most/least played board for each game
even the ones played 3 times or less

>>713395817
4?

>>713395817
>>713395827
i'm probably missing a little bit of data because starman doesn't save retardy vods

Stop putting the monkey in the game you’re basically wasting a slot since it will never win

>>713395581
count how many times Waluigi and Daisy show up in games of 3

>snowflake lake
>one character gets a massive lead and nobody can catch up for 25 turns
>every fucking time
People were CRYING for this to be played

>>713395581
>7
its not THAT bad, do a 8 player game you cucks

>>713395581
There has been way more than 2 MPDS games the past 3 months,.

>>713396109
waluigi 4/7 (57%)
daisy 3/7 (43%)

>>713395581
Car bros...

>>713396486
I think starman played 9 at least once in the past three months, but I don't remember if it was for retardy

>>713396482
waluigi in mp3anons.........how do we ragebait now...........

>>713396146
>streamer listens to chat
>chat which fucking hates him
>stream becomes shit
gee wilikers

>Waluigi has more stars than everyone combined

>>713393538
>plays LE FINAL COUNTDOWN for the final party's final 5, and always ALWAYS does the stretch the guitar image during the solo
It used to be Final Countdown for every game until 910 started doing final game only
It was a good change

>>713396146
>>one character gets a massive lead and nobody can catch up for 25 turns
maybe they should call it snowball lake instead

>>713396843
Haha benis seenus

>>713393538
they all do the same thing because at least half a dozen people in chat will sperg the fuck out of you don't do one of the sacred traditions

Ukikibros, throw the towel

>>713396632
Yeah anon I'm sure that random ass list with random ass numbers are correct when he said that he couldn't even see the vods on most streamers.

>>713396983
cry more indian zoomer

>>713395581
Now which characters have won each game in the past 3 months? I wanna see something.

>>713396983
>starman stopped playing final countdown cause he got tired of stream getting muted for it
>people got mad
Clockwork.

>>713397104
I trust that list more than you.

>>713397104
im sorry your narrative keeps being proven wrong

i can't believe the cabal of retardy streamers CONSPIRED to delete every vod of only mp3 with waluigi and daisy to gaslight you into thinking they don't get picked every time

>>713397156
likewise with
>Make thread
>tards get mad because it's not 4chan related
>Doesn't Make thread
>tards get mad because it's not 4chan without the thread
Clockwork orange even.

>anything happens
>third worlder gets mad

>>713397057
FASTER

>hehe here's my data
>oh btw I don't have data for the streamer that does the most retardy streams :)

>>713397139
knowing the character win rates is actually the main reason i started making the database, but i don't want to reveal that until i have more data, maybe 100 retardies or so

>>713397249
You are the only one that doesn't make threads for retardy 9_10 because all your viewers are bots and normalfags.

>>713397371
Qwere and Duck also don't make threads

>>713397295
Do you just track the win rates or do you also separate it by streamer?

>>713397510
Qwerty hasn't done retardy matches in forever and duck is a whiny bitch.

I lost DK Jungle Adventure on 3 normals 4 times in a row in MP1 the other day. After one shitting everything else. How is that board such pozzed rng shit? Is it the 2 boos so you can't really get a star lead during the game? The first person being the only one likely to break out and afford the star? I can't believe how shit that board was compared to everything else.

Snowflake lake is so boring that people aren’t even making fun of the monkey anymore

>>713397714
kek

anon wasn't kidding yesterday when he said he couldn't wait to see how bad today's thread would be

>>713397891
almost like he was the one who fucking did it

>>713397891
same exact people in both but anonymity gives cover to post retarded shit without getting laughed at forever

>>713397283
fixed it and sped up

>>713398142
Nine_ten bans people in his chat if they shit talk him.

>>713395581
thanks zion

>>713398182
Bless you, you are the only reason I stick around these threads

>>713398182
very based

I’m really glad that one dude who wouldn’t stop bitching at every streamer for this shit board to be played is having the absolute best time ever

>>713398421
garagecels be seething at lakechads

>>713398513
The best board is tree but you didn’t hear that from me okay

>>713398607
that's not clockwork castle

I'm prefer Castaway Bay, but that has already been played way too much so I don't mind it getting a break.

>>713398646
Surely your taste in mp6 boards aren’t this bad

MP6 has worse maps than MP4

6 is overrated

>>713398738
boo's haunted bash is worse than every bad mp6 board combined

>>713398825
TRVTH NVCK!!

>>713398738
Stop baiting

this wasn’t fun to watch at all sorry dude lake sucks

I think every game before 9 is at least pretty alright

this counts as a loss for toad btw

Don’t really mind starman at all (hot take yah yah) but the people DM’ing streamers to cry for his banishment are mega reddit

>>713398795
All gamecube ones are overrated. Shit sucks.

MP3 is the single most overrated MP game here. It's by far the worst n64 game.

my stomach is ROLLING

>>713399286
this guy HATES items

MY HERO

I tell you what one day that monkey is gonna win and it’s gonna be considered the worst retardy of all time, the party that breaks the camels back and causes doxxing and mass reports

Screencap me

>>713399650
Sorry anon but your personal army will never come to your aid.

>>713399702
Luigi POV

Not sure if she’s next game but posting her preemptively just in case

>>713399768

>>713399768

Here's a Wario in case he's picked again

>He actually pulled out MP3
THE MADMAN!!!

>open starman stream
>mp3
at least he's afraid to pick waluigi and daisy now

>>713400105
You are a truly sad person

>>713400152
everyone here has to be if we get our enjoyment from watching mario party cpu's

>>713400209
Nope, just you :)

>>713399768
Reminder that your taxes go to keeping out filthy beastmen

people get really fucking weird about retardy for some reason, huh?

>>713400428
It’s literally just this guy
Nobody acts like this towards any other person
I’m betting it’s cause he gets the most viewers idk

>>713400428
it's been one, MAYBE two people doing this and have been doing it since 2020

>>713400503
It's because starman has become an even more annoying autistic retard in chat lately

>>713400753
It's because you're a homosexual, actually.

>>713400503
it's brown hands browning for >(you)s

>>713400753
He’s been like this for near 10 years

jesus fuck you’ve been feeding the sperg for near 5 hours
you’re all doing exactly what he wants

>>713400853
I accept your concession starman

>>713400503
>>713400749
>
jesus christ. it's an easy word to throw out but genuinely what makes someone miserable enough to do this
we're all watching mario party CPUs like it's a fucking horse race, we're all autistic losers from the get go

the way i see it these people take time they'd be doing anything else to stream retardy, idc who the streamers are personally but i respect the hustle.

>>713401105
That’s not me though

>your favorite tardy character
>your name age gender (at birth) address social security number credit card information

>>713401450
This is why starman gets the most shit, he like Mario and peach? The least liked character on retardy
Hes basically the antichrist

>>713393538
nigger if you are seriously shitting on the final countdown being used for the final five, you need to kill yourself, but even if you're just baiting, blow your head off

>>713401159
99% of topics on this board have to have one faggot who will stop at nothing to derail and shit it up because he doesn't like it or some other bullshit, and it's been getting worse with each year while the janitors do nothing about it.

>>713401664
Janitors (and mods) do nothing about it because they exist only to facilitate the maximization of 4chan's site engagement, as that is what attracts advertisers and thus makes Hiro money.

>>713401664
ironically, they fight tooth and nail to get rid of the threads actually talking about video games (like the deltarune threads) instead
but let miserable faggots shit up a thread

shame

I tell you the removal of the IP count was the nail in the coffin

>>713401801
Insider here
One of them is a janny who really hates retardy

>>713401664
You do see them try once in a blue moon. The problem is that people who are that deranged are more than capable of ban evasion. It's kind of entertaining to watch the power struggle between someone who does it for free and some sad fuck who only gets joy from posting pizza or gore in threads he doesn't like.

>>713401982

>>713401938
nobody's gonna argue with this because that's the truth, more implied traffic means more advertiser money for hiro while they let this site rot. the hack was just blowing that cover wide open.

>>713401982
willing to believe because starman got permabanned for it

>>713401982
it's obvious with the random instant kill of threads some nights

It's codename that's the shitposter

>>713403710
yoshitposter*

>>713403710
I’m willing to believe this too, he’s the only guy who calls him shartman and is constantly complaining about him in everyone’s chats

>>713403710
>thinking i'm the shitposter.
I just lurk here lmao.

>>713404012
shut up yoshitter

>>713404112
>yoshitter
wtf are you talking about schizo

>>713404281
>slight skin color change
Holy detail

FUCK PEACH

>>713404551
With pleasure sir

>>713404551
which hole

Just for (fun) if I wanted to stat tracking retardy games, do you think I should just track the weekend retardy's by 910 and Starman?

>>713404636
do them all you cowered

>>713404551
don't mind if I do!

>>713404636
>910
Those are the worst retardy streams tho?

>>713404636
subtle bait

>>713404636
Don’t track stats please, it’ll just cause more drama

I remember Someone was trying to do stats and gave up

>>713404674
I don't know really know who does them all anymore desu
>>713404716
I don't really care about the quality of who does what, its just for fun stat tracking

>>713404636
only if you roleplay as john madden

>>713404772
Hmm maybe ill just keep it to myself then, if it will upset people

>>713404779
superstarman25
nine_ten
ducknucken
thelordofawesome
qweretyuoip

>>713404947
Wtf why did you dox me

>>713404947
you forgot thedoognoog (i'm gonna start doing thursday retardies this summer)

>>713405115
No fuck off we are not doing 4 day retardies, it’s bad enough qwerety is doing weekly retardies now

>>713405115
Sorry doog but you didn't consider what the resident crying faggot thought, so you can't do it now.

We have Friday retardies?

>>713405263
you can just, not watch the stream, anon

>>713405115
but I goon on thursday

>>713405440
qwerty does various games, only sometimes is there a mario party in them

>>713405524
he decided this summer will have 2 retardy games every week
he never uses a soundboard
they're boring
style over substance

>>713405459
i do agree that we don't but he's a phonefag so he'll keep shitting his pants and crying

>>713405624
>but he's a phonefag
starman called out

>>713405586
Guess we'll just have to sit and watch as it slowly kills you.

Just fucking spam report starman how hard is this

>>713405650
I fucking hate that he uses a phone cause it means everyone else that uses a phone gets away with it Scot free

>>713405776
not your personal army faggot

Rank the retardy streamers by their choice of waifu
including former streamers

>>713405901
fuck you bitch none of you had a problem with this for all the other shitfag streamers
have a problem? grow a pair and report to fucking end it

>>713405776
Hi there Nine_Ten

>>713405963
Can I get a list of who is whos favorite?

>>713405901
He's been crying for people to do his bidding for five hours now, probably a groomed sharteen.

>>713405997
and you're an underage nigger that is most likely from sharty

>>713405963
>>713406082
samefag bait

>>713405997

KNEEL

NO NO NO I NEED MY STARS

"why" you asked?
I DIDN'T NEED IT

oh right there was a mario party game happening

>>713405963
>superstarman25: his OC
>nine_ten: Kumatora
>ducknucken: idk I guess Skeleton T
>thelordofawesome: Midna
>qweretyuoip: idk either Dixie Kong or Bran
>lomelli: Lum
>SDFortune: idk I guess Lambo
>greenfella: idk I guess bolborb

>>713405963
>Cringe
910
Starman
Qwerety
>Moderate
TLOA
Lom
>Based
Duck
>Unknown
Anyone not listed

>>713406586
>>713406587
please kill yourselves

>>713406082
>>713406586

>>713406636
seethe 3rd worldie

>>713406586
>>713406638
>Based
All of them :)

>>713406586
how rude i would never fuck a skeleton i would rather the mermaid

>>713397156
>starman stopped playing final countdown cause he got tired of stream getting muted for it
that can't be real

>luigi surged so hard we entered a time loop

>>713407004
He still plays it sometimes I think the real answer is he can’t spaz with guitar gif because he’s on a gaming laptop lol

Weeg holding starman hostage with a forever surge? Based

Never use this garbage mod ever again Shartman.

>>713407154
HOLD ON TIGHT
WE'RE ENTERING THE SURGE ZONE

Jesus fucking his own mother christ
I'm glad Nine_Ten's threads are dead
because atleast it isnt full of insufferable whining and bitching like whats happening here in this god fucking awful thread holy fuck

happy Pride month fellow surgies <3

>>713407513
They died cause the sperg moved here

>>713407513
All these retards had to do was ignore the guy. It works in other threads

>>713407460
(shifty eyes other streamers planning to play it)

When will /our/ retardy girl show up again?

>>713407713
Rachael Fey?

>>713407629
He replies to himself.
That's what they all do. The jannies let them because it's all the same for site engagement and Hiro's precious ad money. Spamming and botting aren't against the rules anymore so long as you don't post anything that might scare away advertisers.

someone’s getting upset that luigi is winning

Again

>>713407808
where?

>>713406586
910 changed waifus when he found out that kumatora was taken by duster to a rance character unironically

PURGIE ARE YOU OKAY?

>>713407629
you imply most of these posts aren't him samefagging to himself.

>>713405963
>make a good spirit funpost
>faggots call me a schizo over it

>Nine_Ten in chat
Incoming ban again in 3 2 1

*SIIIIIIIIP* Ayup...now THAT'S what I call a BIG SURGE...

>910 enters chat
>everyone start jerking him off and chat is just centered around him
hmmm

where's MY shuffle you blue bitch

>>713408325
>910 leaves because he is a normal human being and isn't an autistic schizo like you are

Stream is over let the thread die/report thread

>late and the loop ended
ruined

cringe Luigi win saved by kino shuffle

>>713408408
Nine_Ten (you) doesn't even watch other retardy streams, yet he has no issue waking up 5am on a sunday to hijack a retardy stream from another streamer.

>>713408431
KINO!!!

>>713408413
>report thread
Sharteen...

>>713408431
He got 99 stars but at what cost

BASED weeg surge followed by BASED shaffle

>>713406586
>thelordofawesome: Midna
He's going gay for rugal anon

he will fail

>>713408724
>Hey Ferb!

tails being the Luigi of the sonic universe will surge

>>713386797
Mentlegen

shuffle sucks none of the characters are fappable bring back Luigi we still got 7 days left on pride month idgaf

>>713409693
>none of the characters are fappable
are you not turned on by fairies or eggman?

>>713410196
She doesn't even have a nose.
But Luigi? Mama mia.