Thread 713415634

WEBM thread, post webm recc a game

>>713415634 (OP)
Wtf is this real

>>713415714
yes

>>713415714
no but this is

>>713415810
super auto pets

>>713415634 (OP)
Kingdom Come Deliverance

>>713415634 (OP)
boomers really love this type of slop

>>713415634 (OP)
Small Saga
>>713415752
Divination
>>713415916
Animal Well
>>713415939
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

>>713415634 (OP)
You play as a mouse but Tails of Iron
>>713415752
Hypnospace Outlaw
>>713415901
Magicka
>>713415916
Rainworld
>>713416120
Mighty Switch Force

>>713416420
Toribash

>>713416179
Metal Max 2

>>713415634 (OP)
>>713415916
Toxotranny

>>713416120
>Wakfu / Dofus experience

>>713416902
LULUHLUHLUH LAVA CHICKEN

>>713415634 (OP)
thid is what kind of netflix adaptation we deserve

>>713418270
So like Disney's Robin Hood?

>>713415634 (OP)
>every clip is the same length
>every clip has the same weird sort of 'slow motion but not really' thing
>every clip has the same type of minimalist movement
It's all so tiresome.

>>713415901
noita

>>713415634 (OP)
The Crusader cat has seen some shit

>>713416023
>>713419109
Still the least offensive use of AI.

>>713416902
>t.got toxo from undercooked meat
Such is the life of a thirdie

>>713421559
Orc Covenant: Gay Bara Orc Visual Novel

>>713422038
black ops zombies

>>713421559
faggot simulator

>>713422038
the forest

>>713422170
Pokemon
Shiny Hunting specifically.

>>713426039
oblivion, khajit run

>>713427180
WEBM THREAD

>>713427173
the fun part about it are all the botched mutating signs and banners

Give me something fun to play in the background while I work today.

>>713427173
>>713427395
kys ai nigger

>>713428192
mad max is real?

>>713422170
The stock market.

>>713428192
Sonic

>>713427180
Red Earth

>>713428085
Rhythm Heaven

>>713421559
mount your friends
shower with your dad simulator

>>713428583
Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm

>>713415634 (OP)
Dragon's Dogma 2

>>713428684
Fate Grand Order

>>713421559
he likes to suck at things eh?

god, I hate it

>>713415634 (OP)
Armello

>>713428964
if the ick had a face

>coomer or ragebait pol webms
Post something funny for once in your lives

Hard mode: No FromSoft

>>713429296
>Post something funny for once in your lives

>>713429435
Heroes 3

>>713421559
what distro is he using?

>>713429145
She is physically cringing away, it's so fucking kino
But I guess the format of the show requires she kiss him? So the neckbeard wins

>>713429435
Escaflowne.
I can't think of a fantasy mecha vidya. Except FFVI.

>>713427324
>not knowing the famous Ollyodan sports brand

>>713428192
crossout

>>713428649
destiny
or any looter shooter for that matter

>>713421559
Why does he look so fruity in everything he's in

>>713428684
This can't be real
That shit ass car isn't worth $166,000

>>713429532
unrelated, but this is what they should put in those anti drug ads they show you at school, this shit is scary

>>713428085
Dragon Age Veilguard.

>>713429926
kyuuuuute

>>713429051
Dustborn
>fuck men
i mean she did fuck a lot of men, dirty skank

>>713428649
Metro 2033 on easy difficulty.

>>713430003
M&B Warband

>>713430003
that's so laughable. it almost never ends well against an armoured opponent in reality

>>713429803
kek i 100% agree
this shit is peak fucking mental illness and attention whoring

>>713430003
any aaa game set in "medieval" times

>>713429532
>>713429803
I think this is ironic because the scenarios she's listing are intentionally far fetched for anybody to do let alone a roastie like her. I used to think this was real as well. If I had shitTok I'd check to confirm.

>>713422170
what the fuck are labubu

>>713429926
Bitch may the viscountess of upper-lower-middlesex, but she still looks like a chav.

>>713430106
retard take, it would take several trained soldiers to take down a single trained knight in full plate
you give an untrained retard full plate its 100% gonna be worse for him
>>713430003
mordhau

>>713428684
Recettear

I'm still genuinely impressed that in a few short years we went from blurry, barely recognizable hallucinations to crisp, clean images

>>713427173
@grok REAL?!

>>713429791
Im pretty sure these ghetto dealers price in the inevitable default. The dealer isn't going to get more than $3k out of them before it goes to collections.

>>713415939
monhun wilds

>>713430303
>you give an untrained retard full plate its 100% gonna be worse for him
no

>>713431113
explain?
if an untrained person is put in full plate, they wouldnt know how to properly move in it, and would get tired out extremely quickly, which the enemy could easy take advantage of, knock him and easily pin him down and stab him in the gaps

hard mode: no fromsoft no castlevania

>>713415634 (OP)
love blooming
wounds healing
praise be
amen

>>713415634 (OP)
>mfw I'm a sensitive man in his 20s

>>713431792
gothic
two worlds

>>713432025
obligatory crysis / far cry 3

>>713432025
>americans make fun of asian/indian movies
and this is the shit they produced

>>713432025
>bloodiest movie ever
>there is 0 blood

>>713431792
you didn't post a webm so i don't have to play your game
the berserk ps2 game

>>713416420
i remember this doujin

>>713428937
mount and blade because of that one screenshot with a face instead of a skybox
you know the one

>>713429209
so much about the goals and family I guess

>>713415634 (OP)
>slop

>>713427173
L O N K O N
O
N
K
O
N

>>713432876
Custom Robo

>>713432784
superliminal

>>713422170
Who gave those creatures the right to vote

>>713432876
>all that
>no fleshlight
waste

>>713429435
Literally Dragon's Dogma.

>>713433010
The Irritating Maze

>>713421559
Pfffft ahahahhhahahahaha what a fucking loser holy shit. This is THE most small penis energy thing I've ever seen

THIS is that alpha male that all the incels idolize? What a joke

>>713432135
It's a comedy, anon. A parody.

>>713421559
this nigga zesty ahh hell

>>713433026
we did...

>>713428764
she has no self-preservation instinct

>>713433121
I wish

>>713429051
this is why women should be property

>>713427885
Sneed and cope, you will be replaced. Learn to weld, faggot.

>>713433216
GalGun

>>713434262
replaced from what?
im not an artist, i just like stuff made by humans and not machines because i have a soul

>>713432726
Tokyo Jungle

>>713432025
Nimrods

>>713434262
>Learn to weld
Robots have been doing that for over a decade now, no AI necessary.

>>713432135
>"SAARS THEY MAKE FUN OF BOLLYWOOD BUT THEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEIR OWN MOVIES" the indian replies to a literal parody of their own movies

>>713434761
Can drag a robot out to a job site.

>>713430003
its funny but you wish any game had combat with that much depth and cool moves

>>713415634 (OP)
That crusader cat has seen some SHIT.

>>713433582
>>713434954
>falling for obvious bait
grim

>>713435035
Not yet lol

Stop acting like somehow you'll be the only one who won't be affected by the AI job crunch, fellow blue collar-kun. To the people making these decisions you're just as replaceable as an accountant that won't rubber stamp bullshit tax breaks

>>713435531
>SAARS I JUST REDEEMED THE BAIT

>>713428684
Proud new home owners taking out their first mortgage.

>>713435571
you've already proven to be retarded no need to double down anon

>>713429558
Bayonetta

>>713436130
shadow of the collossus

>>713436070
>SAAARS YOU ARE THE RETARDED

>>713435809
A flawless fusion of American, Asian, and European cultures.

>>713436547
i knew instantly that he would get clapped

jannies either don't care or that one retard that reports every thread hasn't woken up yet

>>713432929
KeK

>>713437142
SHARK ATTACK?

>>713437142
lmao at that dead nigger in red shirt

>>713428684
The dealer is probably so excited. She is probably going to drop a few thousand for the car, just for it to get repoed in a year.
Literally infinite money glitch for a car dealership

>>713421559
I'm starting to believe it's just some kiwi farms tier network funding this bs just so he keeps making lolcow videos like this. No way this guy has pay2simp men on some self help program.

>>713436547
giwtwm

>>713415634 (OP)
This is real isn't it?

>>713415634 (OP)
me at 0:41

>>713438807
Princess Maker 2
And a rag doll to hug ;_;

>>713421559
zesty

crusader cat is white with blue eyes, AI has peaked

>>713440894
doom: moonman mod

>>713438159
just don't know how to swim after jumping in the water for trying getting on the ship faster than anyone else lol

>>713436547
I want a wrestling gf so bad bros

>>713415634 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpg1RmzAbc

>>713441573
They're eager to get on board, yes, but they scuttle their little boat as soon as they get close to oblige the European vessel to render aid.

>>713442109
>unironically linking John Oliver
kill yourself

>>713439960
There simply isn't a vidya equivalent of Kuuga.

>>713415752
is there a name for this kinda aesthetic

>>713429092
/a/ and /v/ secret meetup

>>713442567
hydian

>>713421559
Its all so much he kind of loops around to being based. Like you should never emulate this and in person you should absolutely humiliate this retard but from a distance this shit is hilarious.

>>713415939
Diablo 2 (cow level)

>>713434028
>mentally and physically weak, horrifically ignorant and simple domesticated christian feminist males(if you submit to your wife or any of her hen house bullshit, you become whatever they are pushing) from over 120 years ago
>we
No

>>713428964
sauce?

Mabinogi

>>713435563
>kids who have no idea what the fuck they are talking about have been saying this for now 20 years in my personal experience
>never have I heard of any type of welder affected by automation
>absolute best case scenario this little sprog is possibly a mig nigger working on an assembly line
>"welder"
>how do you do fellow blue collar Im a low skill peasant so I obviously understand the entire industry
>>713435035
Heres someone who actually works or has the basic amount of intelligence or experience to have learned from someone who does. You could not create a robot that could do 25% of the welds I do. Not because Im so fuckin good, but because there is far too much going on.

The fact they havent automated fucking pipeline welding when those lazy fags are getting 5k a week to stand in place welding the same seam for something of vital importance should be a loose hint, again I dont do it myself so maybe theres a glaring reason why they dont automate it that isnt cost related.
Only an assembly line drone or something similar thinks robotic arms can replace welders for a long ass time. You basically need a human robot.
Id argue welders are easy to train, I think they might be? In my experieclnce the uh talent pool I had access to was abysmal -lots of miggers- and Ive literally never seen a decent tig welder working in front of me except my dad.

>>713422170
>sub-average-IQ mongoloids living in upper-middle-class housing
how?
I don't understand this economy

>>713432025
jagged alliance games

>>713422170
Monchichi's are back?

>>713429209
kek

>>713443668
Paper Mario
You're already world-famous when you start the game, unlike every other JRPG protagonist nobody.

>>713428192
carmageddon

>>713445106
Dead space if you like body horror type shit.

>>713427173
It's funny that I've seen this on twitter with the caption "AI is so good now you can't even tell that it's fake anymore"

>>713445106
Demonophobia

>>713445106
House of Velez

>>713415634 (OP)
Deep Meow

>>713442567
acid design

>>713445106
Showing your vagina to a 15 year old is a crime. That woman is a sex offender and belongs on a list for kiddie fiddlers.

>>713431451
Despite what RPGs taught you, plate is surprisingly easy to move around in. It is built to be moved around in, in fact. You don't need training to simply move your body, so long as it was properly worn.

>>713447030
>plate is surprisingly easy to move around in
lol
knights needed little cranes just to get onto their horses

>>713447441
Excellent bait.

>>713416902
t. low test faggot

>>713429791
>>713430861
its financed by a bank, with 5+% APR 3/4 of the price will just be interest

>>713435342
>make anti-gay ads
>hire mostly gay models
i laf ery tiem

>>713453407
fucking monkey

>>713415634 (OP)
Skyrim, maybe with vaultma80 armor and weapons mod.

>>713415916
Any lovecraft game.
>>713449346
based cats want swole owners

>>713447030
i know you think that but thats because you actually get your knowledge from RPGs
ive actually worn a real plate armor
a well trained person can run and jump in it, someone who wears it for the first time isnt gonna have such a great time, its weighs like a full set of current day military gear, sometimes it can be even heavier, yes its made for mobility, but you have nowhere near the same mobility as someone wearing lighter armor
you have no idea what you're talking about
yes you can run, jump and be very mobile in full plate, but it requires training, giving full plate to someone who has no training and never wore it would be a detriment and a "debuff" for that person

thats not videogames, ranjid

>>713415634 (OP)
I sometimes wonder how old people handle this ai shit, do they think it's real?

>>713422170
beanie babies are back?

>>713456741
some do. but many also just shut down and think everything is fake. only trusting legacy sources that they are familiar with like the TV news stations even more so than they already did.

>>713443860
Yeah, all right, suppose welding is going to be the absolute last thing to be automated, no robot can ever do it nearly as good as a human can.
Going to be a pretty competitive job market down the line innit

>>713437142
How are they so fucking dumb they don't even know how to swim? First time I ever hopped into a deep end of a pool as a toddler I just knew how to swim. I didn't drown. How dumb do you have to be to grow into an adult and still not know how to swim holy shit

>>713427395
Puzzle quest challenge of the warlords. Really neat match 3 game with some Rpg mechanics. It's my "I have to wait 5-10 minutes for X, let's kill some time" game

>>713458683
>I was born as swimmer
Bullshit you retard.

>>713458824
Man it must suck to be brown lmao you don't even know how to swim on instinct.

>>713432025
>he cut the part where he runs out of clips, just grabs a handful of bullets from a box and throws them at a guy and kills him anyway

>>713427173
>the white longhair hopping between board before flipping in
That's a 10 from me.

>>713459104
C&C Generals.

>>713459519
Norman Wilfrid Boutin (born October 17, 1948) is a narcissistic indie author from New England, known for his poor behavior and immaturity, and as the writer of the self-published Empress Theresa. He has gained infamy among writers and reviewers alike for his book, as well as his inability to handle any form of criticism. He has also exposed himself as a racist.

Based or cringe?

>>713459042
Nobody is born as swimmer you need to learn it like riding a bike retard. You were not born as swimmer and these nigger never learned it as you can see retard.

>>713429312
>living meme dork waifu
Anons will look at this and think, "Wife".
That's me. I'm Anons.

>>713459825
Literally everyone in my white family knew how to swim since they were kids. Sounds like a skill issue on your end, brownoid.

>>713432876
Reminds.me of the old OJ clip from naked gun

>>713459552
This. It's peak.

>>713459934
ok golem.

>>713459715
>spent several years doing mental gymnastics in the amazon comment section defending a shit book
I would say cringe

>>713459934
Everyone in my white family also knew how to ride bikes since they were kids. Still don't expect a toddler to instinctively pedal his way through the Tour de France.

>>713460584
Funny how you turn something as simple as swimming into a fucking cross-country race.
Talk about moving the goal-post, huh?

>>713432387
Absolute kino

>>713430003
The only real mistake here is the knight getting off his horse. Absolutely no reason for him to ever do that.

>>713422170
first time i see those little plushies

>>713459715
Bro could have spent all that attempted clap-back writing another fucking book. It's cringe.

>>713460698
All right well I'd like to see how you fared as a toddler if we tossed you in open sea for a few hours instead of the deep end of the pool for a few seconds before your mum got you out

>>713460807
but then no one would notice him

>>713458824
Crawl style? Like proper technique? No.
Just using buoyancy and coordinated leg and arm strokes to stay afloat? I don't remember learning that. You put a baby in a pool with the belly down and you need to chase him/her. They enjoy it better than crawling around.

I'm a brown third worlder but i live next to the beach so it's normal for kids to be exposed to swimming before year 2. It's really like riding a bike, you never forget, you just get rusty. My dad is 80 and still swims.. Better for the joints he says. I'm forced to go along with him.

>>713421559
Total absence of class despite abundant material wealth, another crime of modernity.

>>713460147
This one and SpaceBalls hold a special place in my heart

>>713460752
I think English Knights often dismounted to fight.

>>713438643
If you work in call sales you can actually get fired for selling too many cars, you're encouraged to get as many customers on finance as possible.

>>713426039
Split Second

>>713428192
Besiege

>>713435809
Wild Hearts

>>713434149
she is a woman, she gets off on having none

>>713438807
Prisoners of the Elder One

>>713429532
Another normgroid minded fucked by a mesoamerican 5d demonic entity, many such cased!

>>713415634 (OP)
Felvidek

>>713432784
Antichamber

>>713432135
It was actually making fun of American movies of the time, you double digit IQ retard.

>>713459895
Faggot.

>>713422170
>Nobody has fucking suggested literally any Gachaslop yet
Low ass hanging fruit and you all still failed.

>>713460925
Fuck Aston for killing off the Dacia