>Canonically has a human fetish
>Canonically overstims herself to human mating rituals
>Gets off to the idea of fucking human men
>Literally brags about having a human boyfriend in one scene and even emphasizes that he's her HUMAN boyfriend
Why is she such a little freak?

>>713432510 (OP)
>When she was a teenager she developed a crush on an older authority figure that reminded her of the affection her dad didn't give her and he just so happened to be human

>>713432609
You're trying really hard to force this meme huh

Based on muslim women.

>>713432609
>he just so happened to be human
Do girls normally emphasis the race of their boyfriend while drunk?

>>713432706
I think its literally true, every single mass effect romance has daddy issues.

>>713432510 (OP)
Most authentic xenophile

>>713432779
Tali is not a teenager and at literally no point does the game ever imply that she likes Shepard because he treated her like her father, hell, she literally tells you the reason why she has a crush on him and it's not that

>>713432774
She turned it into a species thing after developing the crush, and was always predisposed to an interspecies romance in the first place.

>>713432853
Shes barely legal in the first game, and shes definitely not 32 like shepard.

>>713432510 (OP)
Conservative Persian upbringing

Do you think Tali posts on the HMOFA boards on the extranet?

>>713432938
>22
>barely legal
Shepard is 29 in ME1

It proves to me that I don't mind being fetishised as a human man or anything else for that matter
People who complain about being fetishised are frigid losers

>>713432510 (OP)
aliens can't resist the BHC

>>713432510 (OP)
anal

>>713432979
>the pilgrimage is a rite of adulthood in her culture
>liara isn't "barely legal" for her species cause shes over 100 years old

>>713433291
>muh culture
Her father and admiral Gerrel went to their pilgrimage earlier than intended
>>liara isn't "barely legal" for her species cause shes over 100 years old
No, she is, because Asari mature slowly, while Quarians are similar to humans

>>713432510 (OP)
>unashamed coomer for (You)
best girl

does the "human men" thing come from people who imagine that literally their only redeeming qualities are being human and male

Which

>>713433480
The third, the one with the fattest ass. Duh. Also, gold accents are nice.

>>713432510 (OP)
>no posts about how she dates Garrus if Shepard ignores her
lmao

>>713432979
29 and 22 is an unacceptably large age difference to modern Puriteens.

>>713433480
>>713433578
Agree on third. Ass is just the bonus though. She's also better because she is at her most wifeable at this point.

>>713433578
They're all the same ass

>>713433667
This age gap hysteria really needs to stop. It’s going to completely collapse in on itself eventually.

>>713433960
Just wait till the zoomers take over a permanently cancel ss pedophiles anyone who wasn't born on the same day as their spouse.

Immune system so weak that a fucking alien can knock her up

>>713433817
>>713433578
The first one i really like because it emphasizes her ass qute nicely, but i think i would go for three because i think the gold just makes the design slightly better >>713433480

>>713432510 (OP)
Good Quarian girls can have BHC, as a treat.

>>713434302
>implying that normies aren't being systematically propagandised to be sympathetic to 'Minor Attracted People'
lmao. Give it 20 years and you'll see the news praising the 1% for openly walking around with harems of young women.

>>713432510 (OP)
fart inflation.

>>713434504
In 20 years they'll be raising the AoC to 25.

We will never have another good Mass Effect, will we?

>>713434549
bigger

>>713434504
That's only for gays.

>>713432979
>29 on 22
sussy gap

>>713434660
Nigh on impossible, the people who made the first 3 are dead or gone, looking at biowares current track record and we can put 2 and 2 together.
We can hope anon,we can hope.

>Canonically wants a threesome with Garrus and Femshep.

>>713433960
Age gap and grooming only affects people without money.
Get rich enough and you can fuck 13 year olds on an island and nobody will give a fuck in 2 weeks.
You have roasties up at arms about some guy dating a girl 6 years younger than him who are both still adults and we have to pretend a 19 year old dating a 17 year old is disgusting and unfathomable when that was literally the norm 20 years ago but completely go radio silence on images of the simpsons guy getting his feet washed by middle schoolers he 100% dicked down.
Are we really going to pretend he didn’t? Or that one actor i think tom cruise who went to little girl island 15 times, like lol nigga the whole reason he even kept a list of people who visited because shit was 100% going down for blackmail.
Women joke about leo dating barely out of highschool girls at like 50 but if leo was a nobody they would be calling for him to be jailed.
Crimes against children should be punished but they aren’t instead energy is wasted on mindless witch hunts for whatever the current fotm safe problem is.

>>713435449
Or how minor ecelebs with like 1k followers get cancelled fairly often for dating a fan after talking for a bit as grooming.
But middle aged rappers and rockstars are fucking highschool girl groupies by the busload with zero consequence or discussion.
People do not really care about these issues and are just salty their alone

>>713432510 (OP)
How kind of her to help with the Butarian repopulation effort

>>713434928
There's nothing wrong with it, and Shepard can only romance Tali once she's 24 anyway

>>713432510 (OP)
Her first real experience with a human was with the literal savior of the galaxy. We're not talking "gigachad" here. We're talking fucking one in a quadrillion.

>>713432609
>go on pilgrimage
>it's shit and everyone hates her for no reason other than race
>discover a massive conspiracy by accident while looking for tech for pilgrimage
>marked for death
>some random human saves her life
>human also helps her get the tech needed for her pilgrimage
>develop crush on man that saved her life and gave her her livelihood
the most unrealistic thing about tali is holding on to feelings for a man she knew for less than 6 months for 2 whole years while he was dead. But Shepard is a puss destroyer

>>713436313
>Shepard is into catgirl petplay
I kneel before the galactic savior.

Unpleased response. Every single day is the same porn threads.

>>713432779
Females mostly. Jacob too, maybe Garrus. Ashley and ironically Jack don't.

>>713436237
How is that unrealistic? Unless they get bored of them, women hold on to crushes forever.
Think about that Titanic whore they talked to for the movie.

>>713436625
Elated response. This one finds the Asari sniper breeding the Varren pornography enjoyable.

>>713436625
>>713436915
Wrong Bioware game jackhole.

>>713436970
dipshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfx32iAjzU

>>713432773
Dumb, it's likely true.

>>713432706
>>713437154
Damn*

>>713437035
since the concept of goblins exist in mass effect with the existence of hamlet do you think people romanticize volus like shortstack porn of eld?

>>713436636
Ashley had issues with her families name being mud due to some older male in her family.

>>713436636
Didn't Ashley's dad surrender in the first contact war?

>>713437329
>>713437473
Grandfather. She also respects him as well.
She's actually very close with her father.

>>713435771
Demonising age gap relationships just makes loneliness worse though, especially since up until very recently age gap relationships were seen as normal or slightly unusual at worst. The Tali romance in Mass Effect has always been by far the most popular one, to the point where the whole reason it was included in 2 and 3 was because people were disappointed that there wasn’t one in 1.

Literally no one cared that Shepard was almost a decade older than Tali.

>>713433960
Its an online only thing so it's not actually real

>>713432510 (OP)
Shepard groomed Tali and that's problematic

>>713438397
>Liara tells Shepard that Tali had a huge crush on him during ME1
>Shepard basically just says "I wish you had told me this back then, I would have fucked her immediately instead of waiting until right before a suicide mission"
kek

>>713438397
She was a whore anyway.

>>713438251
A lot of people nowadays are terminally online though.

Younger millennials and older zoomers in particular seem to buy into the hysteria. I fall into that age bracket myself, so I sometimes feel like an outlier in the sense that I like age gaps (and actually have gotten to like them more as I age).

I genuinely can’t take accusations of “grooming” and “talking to minors” seriously anymore because for so many people, their definition of grooming and minors is so broad. I think that’s terrible, because it distracts from kids who are actually being abused by pedos.

A 20 year old dating a 17 year old shouldn’t be treated like a grown man raping a toddler.

>>713438715
>closest thing to a femcel virgin waifubait in the game
>"she was a whore"
Making retarded statements on the internet for attention is a weird way to spend your time.

>>713432609
But enough about Liara.

>>713438873
>Immediately fucks Garrus if you don't
okay

>>713432609
Reminder, Tali likes Fleet and Flotila since she was a child, and the movie shows an interspecies romance. Meaning she was into aliens since childhood.
You lost.

>>713432859
I agree considering that if you don't romance her she romances Garrus by the end of ME3.

>>713439054
>if you don't pursue someone, they go for someone else
Wow, its almost that's how it should fucking work you fucking retard.

Tali has an attitude with other people and is even snippy with people above her station. I don't really think she's attracted to Shepard because of his authority or his age because of that.

>>713438686
>waiting until right before a suicide mission
Kind of dumb when you think about it.
Jeopardizes her health and in turn, the mission at large.

>>713432510 (OP)
I'm flattered that you took a post I made yesterday and just barely edited it to start a new thread anon. Well really more weirded out

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713339563/#713352936

>>713438782
What i find worse is the society gaslighting like im supposed to pretend a 17 year old girl looks closer to 12 than 18. There is literally zero difference between 17 and 18 physically. I wouldn’t even mind it being raised to 19 so they are 100% the age they are supposed to be out of highschool, that seems to be the perfect cutoff. Like yeah it would be weird to be 23 dropping off your 18 year old senior gf to highschool. I do agree their has to be a cutoff and im fine with 18 as that cutoff like if it was 17 people would argue the same about 16 year old girls and so on, but why must we pretend its sickening that some mid 20s dude wants to fuck a 17 year old like she looks 9 or something lol. Why do we all have to sit here? I saw some gay ass comments on twitter about dudes asking if some bitch is 18 before they start thirstposting and retards commenting on those posts saying good for them and demonizing anyone who didn’t ask
Nigga if you can't tell by visuals they clearly don’t look like a child.
Same shit as anime when people call someone sick for being horny about a “16 year old” but the girl literally has the same proportions, face, attitude as the mid 20 girls in the same show.
Ann could say shes 23 and nobody could argue otherwise, on the inverse hagposters cumming over girls that look the same as underages like kawakami but pretending she looks older is stupid too

>>713439643
Bots running on phones. Note that OP's image has renamed your filename to a phone one. Your post really appealed to their algorithm.

>>713432510 (OP)
She is the character who wants Shepard's cock the most.
No other characters masturbate thinking of him.

>>713439787
What do bots even get out of this?

>>713439523
Not really. They're all going in with the expectation of dying and there's multiple specialists in each role.
>probably gonna die tomorrow
>might as well do something that may kill me anyway.

>>713439643
4chan has weird content mill shit these days, this isn't even the first time I've seen something like this.

>puts a girl with a burka in your game
>nobody cared back then

>>713440041
Burkas, and masks are hot and arab girl accent is very sexy. If it wasn’t the whole living in a shithoke and having to deal with the religion arab girls like Lebanese would be top tier

>>713439852
Tallying how easy you can control information and conversational flows.

>>713439812
>dad dies.
>gotta be a leader and drop frivolous activities like masturbating.
>did shepard just wink?
>finger blast into next century.

>>713440041
Gamers didn't give a fuck about diversity until feminists came in and told us we weren't allowed to enjoy things and we could never repent enough.

>>713432510 (OP)
Didn't someone make this exact same post in yesterday's ME thread?

>>713440237
>>713439643

lads what class should I play

>>713439812
Liara may not be as much of a coomer as Tali, but she's at LEAST as obsessed with Shepard

>>713440237
Oh shit lmao didn't see >>713439643, fucking archive scrapers dude. Not sure if they're bots or humans but a loooooooot of threads these days are ripped straight out of the archives.

>Tali is so perfect that cucks have to make up literal slander to find reasons to hate her
She's too powerful

>>713439523
Human Cum made her stronger.
That's confirmed in ME3

>>713440346
I played vanguard in me1. You just pop your overpowered massive hp shield and shotgun people like its gears of war.
Me2+3 can’t remember but one of those machine pistol only classes

>>713440334
Either sentinel or vanguard, but I'd go with vanguard for maleshep and sentinel for femshep.

>>713440426
I don't even know whats slanderous about whats been said in this thread. Shes an age gap romance with daddy issues and I think shes best girl.

For me, it's Jack

I romanced tali, if i was to replay the trilogy it would probably also be tali again.
When i replayed bg2+tob it was jaheria both playthoughs too

>>713439710
The overwhelming majority of people want to fuck teens. This is why anime girls are sexualised by people to degrees despite most popular anime girls being aged around 14-18. It’s just become taboo to admit this since people are scared of being labelled as a pedo and cancelled for it.

From what I’ve seen though, younger zoomers seem to have a big thing for age gap relationships, so I really think this age gap witch hunt is a passing fad.

>>713440717
For me, it's the Cerberus cheerleader Jack breaks every night

>>713440925
For me it's both of them sucking my sack

shame the vast majority of asari porn is complete trash. AI has genuinely been a godsend

Imagine the bodycount.

>>713440114
No joke, the only thing stopping me from dating Arab girls is that I hate the cancer that is Islam.

Tali scratches that itch thankfully. Even though her accent is Russian.

>>713439902
It's twitter jeets. They recycle threads on 4chan hoping for OC that they can then use on twitter for views. I have literally seen posts I made on 4chan recycled by twitter jeets and getting hundreds of thousands of views.

It's less Dead Internet Theory than Mumbai Internet theory now.

>>713441059
It wasn't EDI's body when Tim was using it

>>713439054
>immediately
>they hook up in ME3
>immediately

>ME threads returning to /v/
its good to be alive

/meg/?

I actually just finished replaying the trilogy last week.

>kicks Tali out of the engine room to fuck Shepard

>>713442539

>>713432510 (OP)
She fucks Garrus

>>713432510 (OP)
The Quarians made the geth in their image like humans built robots. which means Quarians should have cyclops snail heads with a tubular mouth below the eye

>>713443195
And that's a good thing

Post your Shepards

>>713444086
please dont post yours ever again

>>713444348
Too handsome. I know.

>>713444086

>>713438873
Liara's a virgin in ME1 too.

>>713444542
Ash?

>>713444086

>>713444589
Dead.

>>713442701
Also above jack

>>713444086
Sheploo is the only correct choice.

Shepard turned up right as Tali was being molested by a turian mercenary. Literally hardwired her brain to associate him with sexual thrill and suspense.

>>713442701
You did let Kai Leng kill her, right?

>>713446478
Now why would I let that happen, huh?

>>713436745
Isn't that Coruscant?

>>713446478
Who?

>dies from a minor scratch on her face

>>713434576
That would be pretty based if it means raising voting age to 25 as well. College kids know fuckall about shit, and a few years working will wisen them up.

>>713432510 (OP)
any other games that do this as well as ME?

>>713432510 (OP)
she would definitely watch Jack rim shephard's ass

>>713439643
Same images and what not from your thread too
Its weird

>>713451410
>>713434484
>>713434281
captcha working as intended! Don't forget to buy your 4chan pass!

>>713432510 (OP)
>>713432609
Shepard groomed and raped her

>>713434660
Do you really believe modern Bioware could pull it off and make a good game for once, the first in like 15 years? I sincerely doubt it. You would need to fire everyone at Bioware (upper and middle management especially) and just start from scratch with completely new people. The rot is too deep there.

>>713454937
>groomed
It's interesting how they managed to swap blame from something that happens almost exclusively in the LGBT community to straight people and everyone just accepted it.

>>713432510 (OP)
>jumps off a cliff if she hears “brobots over hoebots”

>>713437839
>was because people were disappointed that there wasn’t one in 1
Kinda funny how Bioware thought no one would bother romancing her while Tali became one of the more popular romances overall. There was no shortage of people wanting to fuck her even before ME2. I don't remember, but I wonder if it was Liara or Tali that was more popular love interest for Sheploo. Liara did have more content overall though.

>>713438873
Snek Tali... cute...

I'm just wondering, with the amount of ME stuff out there, if we've exhausted the franchise.
But then I remember it is a wonder if 2-3 fappable animations exist per character, let alone the potential there is out there.
So I can confidently say that we haven't even scratched the surface.

>>713432510 (OP)
Her being invited to part of the crew is still one of those decisions that bothers me beyond belief, like why the fuck would you want this random ass gipsy on super secret mission that ultimately ends up stealing super secret technology because "dude lmao you were gone tho?"
>tfw no Shiala, tfw no Aria, tfw no Biotic god etc

>>713439643
It's all so tiresome.
Time to go play video games.

>>713458849
Shepard wanted to eye her ass
She canonically stopped wearing any clothing over it to just have her complete ass out after she noticed in the third game

>>713432510 (OP)
>Canonically super ticklish

>>713458849
Original DEI but without hating white people.

>>713436636
Grunt and Wrex
both daddy issues

>>713444086
always wear your helmet

>>713432510 (OP)

For me, it's https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1271894

There is a distinct lack of Quarian ass ITT...

>>713436970
HK-47 wouldn't say that

She smells really really bad.

>>713432510 (OP)
I want to fill her suit with my piss and cum

>>713462512
Didn't some forum user scientifically prove she smells like vanilla?

>>713463752
that guy probably stank really really bad as well

>>713460607
>64% of players did not meet Wrex
i.e. 64% of players never touched ME1

>>713432510 (OP)

>>713463892
in me3 so its either they didn't recruit in me1 or they killed him

>>713444086

Reminder that these were all the woman and animals TIM had sex with just over the past week:
>Sani Shelani, Illium Entertainment's Sexiest Human Alive
>Brooke Karrigar, Skyball Champion
>Vela Vicious, Fornax Dream Girl for 2185
>Staci and Stephi Strong, the "Terra Firma Twins"
>Matriarch Trellani (twice)

>>713464813
me3 defaults to wrex being dead

>>713432510 (OP)
Built for human cock

>>713438873
>snake tali

Tali was factually built for hard anal.

>>713469338
that would kill her

>>713470187
>Sex so risqué it could lead to death
Perfect

>>713469338
That's Miranda actually

>>713469338
No it's the tattoo whore

>>713438397
>groomed
?

>>713473794
Zoomers think an age gap of 1+ year is grooming, they're that buckbroken. They also consider twenty year olds to be children.

>quarians are based on the Jewish people
kinda based

makes sense with all the names in their home system being hebrew

>>713432510 (OP)
>>713432609
>>713432774
Why is this giving me a chub?

>>713473903
I had a woman tell me that me she couldn't date me because the age difference gave her "pedophile vibes."
I am 29, she was 27.

>>713473903
Seems more like a millennial girl thing. My gf is a zoomer.

20 years in Quarian =/= 20 years in human

>>713474013
>kinda based
In what sense? Siding with the Geth option?

>>713442701
Miri a best.

>>713474213
why in G-d's name would you ever side with the geth?

>>713474118
You should’ve asked her the age difference between her parents and asked if she considers her dad a pedophile

>>713474351
They aren't space Jews. That, and you can kill them in destroy ending too.

>>713460607
how does james die?

>>713474013
>>713474351
They're probably the best Space Jews in fiction. Tali is hardcore Jewish-princess coded.

>main focus is asari
>regularly featured quarians, drell, batarians, and volus
>special editions for elcor and krogan enthusiasts
>where's the spiky dextros?
Does this imply turian stuff is basically non-existent?

>>713474691
Better than actual Jews, actually. Historical Jewry as a structure is garbage and corruption of someone else's sentiments.
Quarians aren't without flaws but they don't pretend as much. Still retards for not being able to make new spacecraft, utterly incompetent.

>>713474941
Aren't they major enemies of humans who hate each other?

>>713474982
why new spacecraft? they have enough as it is.

>>713475096
So-so. Turians and humans are pretty honest about one another.

>>713432510 (OP)
Tali so obviously thirsts for you that I feel bad whenever I reject her in favor of one of the other girls

>>713475096
The relations are a bit cool perhaps with some bitterness over the First Contact War sometimes cropping up. Nothing to the extent of batarians, though.

>>713475140
They clearly don't, what's with their vessels being old and increasingly running out of space, not to mention that they are incompetent at maintaining internal ecosystems.
They'd never be in suits if they tackled the issue properly or had a proper war fleet and made a colony in the Terminus somewhere.

>>713432510 (OP)
Suitrat cumdump whore

>>713474941
>and volus
interesting

>>713475489
they seem pretty competent seeing as the ships have lasted 300 years

>>713474982
I think they literally can't. They don't have a place to get resources to build... besides salvage, and they can't afford anything.. besides salvage.
To be fair, they have TRIED to colonize some planets, I forger the name, but I recall one where they started but got kicked off for not doing the proper paperwork for the Council.
I remember I always thought Eletania would be perfect for them. It's the pyjak planet in ME1 that nobody else will colonize due to spores, but the quarians have enviro-suits.
Can't remember if it's brought up why they don't. Maybe just not liking the suits, and the grudge with the geth.
Quarians are pretty dumb honestly, the game approaches the problem well; they are far from perfect.

>>713475096
Grudge that grows into begrudging respect
After the Reaper War they are likely the closest allies, punishing the asari and salarians for what was revealed and their behavior.

>>713475765
Competent enough at engieering for a sorta stable existence isn't competent enough when your entire species is at stake in the long term.
How quarians act isn't how any reasonable entities in their position would act, not by means, not by living, not by actions taken. You can live in a 1 m^3 mud with 10 other folks if you want, but that's still retarded when you can explicitly not.
It's as if quarians are slaves to something abstract. Maybe a Council op.

>>713476194
>It's as if quarians are slaves to something abstract. Maybe a Council op.
that part is true though. the council spergs out if they try to colonise a planet.

>>713476281
Actions in the Terminus systems don't require Council approval.

>>713476121
What did salarians do wrong during the reaper war? I only know about the asari keeping a prothean monument in secret, explaining their technological prowess.

>>713476194
The Council does fuck with them, and they are looked down upon by Council races. They won't be allowed in Council space.
Terminus is dangerous, and in dome cases they are still prevented from colonizing there by the Council.
Traverse maybe, but it's dangerous and you have to deal with batarian niggers and maybe human interests not wanting them.
They are pretty dumb, but they have been trying. They are more slaved to their history than anything

>>713476441
Very reluctant to help in the war. Likely the genophage cure will be canon, so they outright refuse in that case, but even if it isn't cured they provide the least assets to the fight.
They won't be trusted because when the situation was dire, they hid for as long as possible. Asari as well, plus hoarding Prothean technology.

>>713476441
Make stealth dreadnoughts.
(((Someone))) in the Alliance (((lost))) the designs for SR1.

what is it about human men that xeno women insane with lust?

>>713444086
charlie kirk looking motherfucker

>>713476441

They are an inherently duplicitous species, who routinely engage in black ops, espionage, and pre-emptive wars. They refuse to commit their First Fleet if you refuse to sabotage the cure for the genophage.

She's always had a thing for interspecies, she talks about how fleet and flotilla (a romantic drama about turian/quarian relationships) "Jumpstarted her puberty". She's a xeno fucker. Basically she's one of us.

Asari women

what is it about human men that drives xeno women INSANE with lust?

>>713476697
Why the fuck did this get deleted? It's fully clothed characters, no porn. Really quickly too. Hope the guy didn't get banned on top of that.

>>713444086
not pictured: the eyebrow scar that for some reason they don't let you have in ME3 which I'm still convinced is what bricked my face transfer. Had to spend like an hour reconstructing it from ME2 screenshots. fuck Bioware, talentless hacks

>>713476421
>living in the Detroit of the Galaxy

Reminder that Tali can give you exactly as many children as a human can

>>713476807
>Basically she's one of us.
Speak for yourself.

>>713476932
i deleted it myself due to a spelling error and reposted it

>>713476949
Is it a deliberately ironic choice? Detroit WAS better once upon a time, when it was a proper city.

>>713476927
We have bigger dicks, simple as.

>>713476927
well-rounded species. also, a fairly xeno friendly penis, no wierd extra appendages or physiology.

>>713476838
Don't turn Liara into a blowup doll. She's already big and that just looks ridiculous

Asari have BLUE MILK, haha!

>>713477218
where is her cock?

>>713477218
Don't be so weak.

>>713477218
Tali has a bigger ass

>>713477071
I'll be brave and say I would have sex with Miranda Jackson

>>713477402
AAAAAAAAAA

>>713432510 (OP)
>Gets off to the idea of fucking human men
Only white guys though unfortunately
>>713432773
This, thus the BWC fetish

>>713477402
The cushion.
The plap.
Who cares if she is barren. Why use that slot?

>>713477402
There is only one way this ends.

Humans are probably sexy as fuck in Mass Effect.
I bet hair makes xenos crazy.
And no, quarians probably don't have hair, and I think a batarian has been depicted with facial hair.

>>713477223

>>713474013
They're based on the Battlestar Galactica fleet, retard.

>>713437329
Ashley loves her family and her grandpa, who was the only human who surrendered in the First Contact War because they were actively getting warcrime'd. She defends all her family members to the death so daddy issues is definitely not her thing, her problem is with the Alliance brass and with aliens in general, specifically turians

>>713476927
Honestly, I don't know, but considering how different humans can look, I would be interested in seeing how different other species can look within the species. Not even talking about races per se; there are pretty/handsome humans, there are average humans, there are ugly humans, and each category has infinite varieties.
>1) Is there some kind of preference for a certain look of humans that, say, turians seem to prefer, even though humans wouldn't call those particularly good-looking?
>2) What do "pretty" turians vs. "ugly" turians look like?
>>713475096
Oh also ME1 Codex states that some turians actually picked up some human religions that aren't a "good god vs. evil devil" kind of shit:
>Since opening dialog with the human Systems Alliance, some turians have embraced Confucianism and Zen Buddhism.

>>713444086

You now remember Mass Effect 4 is in development

>>713478346

>>713478038
Mordin and the original story imply this is a somewhat unique trait of humanity. "Diversity is our strength"
It's noted that humans are becoming more mystery meat by the time the game takes place, so perhaps other species are extremely homogenous, take asari breeding (before aliens) for example, the low krogan numbers, salarians strict fertilization traditions etc.
"Biotic abilities, intelligence levels; can look at random krogan, asari, make reasonable guess. Humans? Too variable to judge"

>>713478346
Tranny shepherd incoming
>>713478529
Kek

>>713478596
Not sure if a cop-out or not, but I'm disappointed either way.

>>713478673
It's gonna be shit, and not worth playing, but Shepard is a robot now using memories uploaded from their time in the geth consensus.
Screencap this.

>>713477737
>Humans are probably sexy as fuck in Mass Effect.
No? Humans are attractive to Asari, whom are only attractive to others primarily because of their pseudo-parthenogenesis, whom had millennia to integrate themselves, or more appropriately, integrate others into their social paradigm.
And even then mostly attractive, Asari snobbism will take precedence in aplenty of older circles of theirs, ergo they likely already have subtle anti-humanity sentiments and strategies enforced from up-top.
Humanity is actually a direct threat to Asari Republics, humans are a powerhouse, but unlike Asari their close appearance and total sum of all factors, coupled with higher dynamics and unwillingness to bow can work as a sort of uncanny valley effect and rebound Asari capability to infiltrate other species.
Human just right to be inhuman.

>>713432510 (OP)
then why does she get with garrus if you don't get with her

>>713478859
She's a based xenofucker, and both humans and turians are hot.

Why didn't those slimy lizard FUCKS the salarians help with the Reaper war effort? I say we kick them off the council and out of council space

>>713478923
Salarian philosophy is to win a war before engaging. That's literally impossible with Reapers.
To be fair, it's more a political issue. STG told them to fuck off and went rouge for the most part.

>>713478923
I mean, the Salarians are in a pretty good state compared to other races.
Batarians and Elcor are almost extinct.
Humans and Turians took massive hits but are still viable powers.
Krogan are on the rise if you cured the genophage.
Asari are giga fucked. Not only was their homeworld wasted, but they got caught hoarding prothean tech that could've save everyone.
Salarians might be politically isolated because they sat out the war but that if that's it, they got off easy.

>>713478810
Oh fuck you're right. Then it's going to he a Trans allegory.

>>713478810

It's is in my ending.

>>713479454
Salarians already rely on the turians for military aid, and if they are punished through trade they could be in big trouble.
The quarians, and particularly the geth could fill their niche.
Geth especially should be a Council race after the war given the criteria needed for consideration, if they weren't machines.

>>713479454
>Batarians and Elcor are almost extinct.
>Batarians
>almost extinct
>ALMOST
ARREST THIS MAN!
ARREST HIM!

>>713480217
Remember to thank the Reapers for leaving behind a few batarians for us to shoot

>>713478529
>this one will not buy

>racism outside of /b/
The turians are a proud and beautiful race!

>>713480873
Yeah I agree, it's why their women are made for human cock

>>713480671
>kill 300,000 Bavarian
>zero morality effect
What did bioware mean by this?

>>713432979
>I am now older than Shepard.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND I'M NOT EVEN 1% AS COOL AS HIM YET

>>713481312
Shepard stays 29 for like 3 or 4 years, too.
Get fucked.

>>713481196
Batarians are basically the orcs of Mass Effect

>>713478260
This Shepard looks like he stars in gay bara fanart.

>>713432510 (OP)
Disgusting thieving rats tend to have little self control.

>>713481312
To be cool one needs to work. Shepard worked his whole life.

>>713433960
I work in a hotel and I still gag when 50 year olds bring 18 year olds to bang, they could literally be their daughters

You can rape and kill a Quarian on her pilgrimage on omega without any consequences

>>713481196
it's was the reason he was under house arrest at the start of 3.

>>713439054
>in the third game where multiple years have passed since the first game
>immediately
Kill yourself.

So if Quarian food is dextro-amino based and perceived as inedible/poisonous to humans, does that mean Tali's farts/shit are poisonous for humans as well?

>>713482496
From what I understand, their food is neither poisonous nor inedible, we just don't get any benefits from eating it. It passes through without actually giving any nutrients because your organism is not set up to process it, but it's also not poison.

>>713481497
Why do you know what gay bara fanart looks like?

>>713482496
If it has sulfur then it probably still stinks.

>>713482690
Because I live on the internet. Why don't you?

>>713482731
You got me

>>713432510 (OP)
Made for big Turian cloaca

>>713436237
Nah, dying dramatically is actually something that would make Shepard stick in her mind.

>>713474941
Turians are busy being military autists and having sex irl for porn. Truly a species of based retards

>>713440346
Honestly, get the impression she's just not that into you post 2.

>>713485252
Liara's in this weird no-man's-land in 3 where she's coldly platonic if you romanced her or intrusively into Shepard if you didn't

>>713485569
Damn this is actually the best description I've seen of 3 Liara.

>>713477928
play the game, anon

>>713485190
>having sex irl for porn
Parse that one again, Cassus?
You're not drinking on duty again, are you?
You're not going to go back to Palaven any time soon at this rate, trooper.

>>713432510 (OP)
are you watching kaneko lumi's mass effect playthrough too?

For me, it's boobs

>>713487134
>ME3 Liara
Ew, gross. That's her worst look.

>>713433578
>dumb retard doesn't understand basic perspective

they are all tali with different outfits, the ass is the same size

>>713486439
It's refreshing to see someone just only pick renegade for a change. Everyone else only ever picks paragon

>>713487925
nah

>>713476724
that shepard is nowhere near as ugly as charlie kirk. kirk literally doesn't even look human. wouldn't be surprised if Israel made him in a lab.

>>713432510 (OP)
>destroys a bunch of geth
>denies geth can be reasoned with or even talked to because saren is evil
>lands on a planet with an entire crashed geth ship full of intact geth
>meets magic autistic man who can speak geth and control geth units
>nope this one talking geth unit is special no ones ever seen anything like this before let alone captured an intact geth commander this is very pivotal moment here

>>713463752
We need more autism like that in games

>>713437193
pusy

>>713433480
Threesome with 2 and Xen

quarian footjobs

>>713460529
for me its pigtali

>>713464954
JAJAJAJAJA ES HORA

>>713474013
they are clearly meant to be muslim, their accent and burqa shaped clothing on the head, come on

>Want to romance her
>Watch that beyond cringe musical scene in ME3
No amount of wrapped pussy will make me romance her.

>>713479454
>Asari are giga fucked.
and put in their rightful place as sex slaves I hope

I have a deep love for the Quarian people.

>>713498264
>AI slop
fuck off.

>>713432938
the age of consent on the citadel is 15

>>713448257
>he doesn't get to experience edginess kino
filtered beyond compare

>>713499416
this artist seems really good, sauce?

>>713501293
I know, right?
I actually liked Kai, in books & in 3.

>>713446478
Nah i keep her to sacriface her, i thought i have to sacriface one person in me2

>>713444086
Lul i play basic

snake sexo

WOULD YOU /V/ like to be a quarian babe?

>>713502215
I'd take one for the team

>>713448592
no, the age of consent will go to 25 and the age to vote will go down
jews controlling what you can or can't do isn't "based"

>>713487925
What no that's easily ME2

>>713476724
not even remotely close

>>713432938
>Shes barely legal in the first game

Xenophile thread chad thread

>>713504538
Barely legal is a porn category
>17 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds = jailbait
>college age woman= barely legal

Isn't Liara also considerated barely legal by Asari lifespan?

>>713478260
Only vanilla preset that looks even remotely acceptable, unfortunately

>>713436237
>she knew for less than 6 months for 2 whole years while he was dead
That's the reason, they never fucked so she never had chance to get over it.

>>713432774
>Do girls normally emphasis the race of their boyfriend while drunk?
Brown women do if youre white
t. white man forced to live in a brown country

>>713502215
Of course.

>>713432510 (OP)
Human men are just that a desirable

>>713434549
>>713434685
disgusting.

>>713432609
I'm a Talifag but I must kneel

>>713432609
That's just called being female.

>>713432779
>romance
Try every companion. Writer was a homo with massive daddy issues.

>>713440218
This. Everyone loved CJ and Jolee.

>>713432510 (OP)
>overstims herself
?
Why not just say masturbate?

Liara uses you to impregnate herself at the end of 3.

>>713432609
>>713432706
>>713454937
From
>"I just see Tali as a little sister and if you don't you're weird"
to
>Shepard groomed and raped Tali

You're not gonna force this, RedditLiaratrannies.

>>713435171
>"Canonically wants *fanfiction*"

Lol.

>introduced by her being stroked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISU_I5Nyox8

Maybe I'll pirate the Legendary Edition later.

Any mods I need for ME1, 2 and 3?

>>713502215
I'll take one for the team if I get an upgraded immune system. The suit will stay on regardless.

>>713515073
I don't know why everyone quoting me thinks that I disaprove of romancing her. I've played mass effect as a series like 10 times and at least 6 of those times have used a self-insert to romance her.

>>713516061
Unofficial Patches for all 3
Specifics:
ME1: Can't think of any
ME2: Miranda Butt Shot Restoration
ME3: Can't think of any

>>713516508
Theres that one mod that makes the sky red on eden prime in ME 1L

>>713485569
>>713485985
Agree, Liara always gave me whiplash in ME3 and I didn't understand why

Sweat status?

>>713517195
Liara is fundamentally not a well written character and flips around during the entire trilogy as different writers try to figure out what they want

>>713516061
>inb4 reddit

This post goes over majority of the mods I'd say are worth it.

Just add the butt cuts too as those are missing from the LE2 section.
https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/10jcfhn/mass_effect_legendary_edition_mods_recommendations/

Do you think Miranda ever...

>>713517540
Absolutely.
She spent a weekend getting railed by Batarian slavers, when she could get out whenever she wanted, while Jacob was fighting for his life.

I cum in aliens.

Barely Contained arousal: Human women belong to Hanar cock

>>713440426
Damn how hard do a bitches nips gotta be to poke through a space suit?

>>713432510 (OP)
BWC coded

>>713477575
>unfortunately
*fortunately

>>713476927
Big human penis, with the exception of the Krogans there isn't a big penis species.