>*rolls eyes upon seeing you*
>At the Kinoplex alone again, huh anon?
>Let me guess, she "couldn't make it" again, right?
>*sigh*
>I'll get started on your usual order: three corndogs, an extra large popcorn, king size soda, a bag of gummy worms, and a 12" pizza.
>Make sure to use napkins instead of your shirt this time, you don't want those kids out front laughing at you again.

This post is spiritually feminized and OP is a normalfag for even writing out this rp scenario

>>713436929 (OP)
>she
Robert you know i only have eyes for you
>captcha: RRA4W
o-oh damn

>>713436929 (OP)
Last time i went to the kinoplex the guy at the counter actually said
>no food and drinks, right?
because I never get any.
Safe to say I will never be going back again.
Also >>/tv/

>>713437016
nah, Robert actually said that
i was there(he didn't say it to me tho)

>>713436929 (OP)
Unironically how i felt when trying to go to the cinemas alone. What is the fucking fun in watching some shitty movie if there is no relation to watch it with? I literally fell asleep halfway through the movie, fuck

>>713436929 (OP)
A Death Stranding 2 review score thread died for this

I don't know anyone who goes to the cinema alone, stop making up gay stories about nothing.

>>713437467
do they even let in people who go alone?
i would just immediately think he's there to shoot up the place and call security on them

>>713437536
i do it all the time
they have cheap tickets in the middle of the day plus no one goes to see the pretentious artfag films so the theater is always empty

dudes really be out here paying 20 dollars plus tip to be sitting in the dark alone for 2 hours straight

>>713436929 (OP)
>I'll get started on your usual order: three corndogs, an extra large popcorn, king size soda, a bag of gummy worms, and a 12" pizza.
Why is Robert frowning, that's a $200+ order

>>713437764
only if the movie is good

>Your popcorn and soda. Enjoy the movie, Sir.

Unless you're spending the whole day together watching a movie in the cinema has to be the worst activity to do with somebody
>hey babe let's go to a place where we have to sit down for 2-3 hours not interacting with each other at all
Just go alone, who the fuck cares?
The entire point of being at the theater is so you can be fully immersed in the movie anyway.

>>713437764
>big screen
>good sound system
>sometimes if you're watching a movie nobody gives a shit about you get the theatre to yourself

i hate watching popular movies in the cinema because of other people but a dead movie theatre rules

>>713438106
Thanks Robert I'll be in row 6 seat 12 below the heavy unit that's not tied down properly

>>713438129
but what if we're both socially retarded and just like enjoying each other's company huh

>>713436929 (OP)
lol it’s really telling that you could possibly think up a food order this grotesque

>>713436929 (OP)
If I wanted to watch a movie, I'd "play" a Sony game.

>>713438129
>The entire point of being at the theater is so you can be fully immersed in the movie anyway.
This is only true outside of America.
In America watching a movie in theaters is the equivalent of going to a football stadium to watch the home team play.

why are black people consistently the most annoying customer service employees in the world.

>start to grab my things
>"And don't forget to tip the concierge this time"