>>215231156
can't be worse than the time i watched blade runner and most of the theater was empty and i decided to choose to sit next to the only two people in the row just because i wanted to be in the center. Most awkward 3 hours of my life. assigned seating is retarded. I think i stood there for 10 minutes trying to choose a seat at the counter while the chick stared at me like i was a mong.
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Hey, sorry for the wait, I was on break. So, what will you be having? Your usual crab legs and popcorn? That'll be $250 and... hey wait a minute... why do you already have your food...?
>>282385348
>I can't give you a Pochita popcorn bucket, Anon. They're for kids. It's a kids movie. You shouldn't really be here. My manager told me you're making the families here uncomfortable. Don't worry: I vouched for you. Just don't dance during the opening credits.
>I can't give you a Pochita popcorn bucket, Anon. They're for kids. It's a kids movie. You shouldn't really be here. My manager told me you're making the families here uncomfortable. Don't worry: I vouched for you. Just don't dance during the opening credits.
>>282208795
>I can't give you a Miracle Light, Anon. They're for kids. It's a kids movie. You shouldn't really be here. My manager told me you're making the families here uncomfortable. Don't worry: I vouched for you. Just don't dance during the credits.
>I can't give you a Miracle Light, Anon. They're for kids. It's a kids movie. You shouldn't really be here. My manager told me you're making the families here uncomfortable. Don't worry: I vouched for you. Just don't dance during the credits.
Anon you forgot to tip
Excuse me, sir, but would your date and/or friends happen to be in the bathroom? This establishment has a very strict No Singles Policy...
>>213640383
The WHAT butter?!
The WHAT butter?!
It seems the non-union Goblin contractors we hired have stalled our operations in the Manlet Pit, consider yourself lucky and head over to the Popcorn Mines immediately.
Excuse me, sir, but who let you out of the Singles Exclusionary Cage without a bathroom pass? I'm quite sure security wasn't notified...
>*rolls eyes upon seeing you*
>At the Kinoplex alone again, huh anon?
>Let me guess, she "couldn't make it" again, right?
>*sigh*
>I'll get started on your usual order: three corndogs, an extra large popcorn, king size soda, a bag of gummy worms, and a 12" pizza.
>Make sure to use napkins instead of your shirt this time, you don't want those kids out front laughing at you again.
>At the Kinoplex alone again, huh anon?
>Let me guess, she "couldn't make it" again, right?
>*sigh*
>I'll get started on your usual order: three corndogs, an extra large popcorn, king size soda, a bag of gummy worms, and a 12" pizza.
>Make sure to use napkins instead of your shirt this time, you don't want those kids out front laughing at you again.