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Anonymous No.723029715 [Report] >>723029856 >>723029953 >>723029976 >>723030075 >>723030195 >>723030252 >>723030361 >>723030410 >>723030438 >>723030764 >>723031054 >>723033190 >>723033669 >>723033717 >>723033727 >>723034470 >>723036672 >>723036770 >>723037426
Your popcorn and medium soda, sir. Enjoy the movie.
Anonymous No.723029820 [Report]
Looking good, Robert!
Anonymous No.723029856 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Uh, where's Robert
Anonymous No.723029953 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Looking good, Robbie. Did you do something with your hair btw?
Anonymous No.723029973 [Report]
*gulp* wait, this soda tastes wei
Anonymous No.723029976 [Report] >>723030604
>>723029715 (OP)
Robert, please. You know, I pre-ordered the crab legs with extra butter. Wait a minute, YOU'RE NOT RO
Anonymous No.723030075 [Report] >>723030169
>>723029715 (OP)
Robert? Where's your nametag?
Anonymous No.723030167 [Report]
i ordered a large
Anonymous No.723030169 [Report]
>>723030075
Nametags are for employees so I ...forgot it when I left the bathroom
Anonymous No.723030195 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Would you say the movie is to die for?
Anonymous No.723030252 [Report] >>723030330 >>723030475 >>723030734 >>723031012
>>723029715 (OP)
Do Americans actually do this
Anonymous No.723030330 [Report] >>723030573
>>723030252
ffs
what, what are you talking about
Anonymous No.723030361 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Wait a min... you"re not RO-ACKK
Anonymous No.723030395 [Report]
Robert... did you get a new haircut?
Anonymous No.723030410 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Why did you flip my change across the room, Robert? Now I have to go there and pick up the coin.
Anonymous No.723030438 [Report] >>723030604
>>723029715 (OP)
What is this shit Robert? You know I always order the crab legs!
Anonymous No.723030475 [Report]
>>723030252
>medium soda
No.
Anonymous No.723030512 [Report]
>be Saudi Arabian security guard
>at an American movie theater (the prince wants to see Tron)
>spot a random bald employee across the room at the concession stand
>sprint over and hold my palm out toward him
>say "GET LOST CHUMLY"
Anonymous No.723030573 [Report] >>723034083 >>723034352
>>723030330
Do Americans actually buy food when they watch a movie?
Anonymous No.723030604 [Report]
>>723029976
>>723030438
Real kinosloppers keep their crab legs in a falcon-proof container.
Anonymous No.723030639 [Report]
I haven't eaten candy or junk food in years. On the rare occasions I go to the movies, I bring a baggie of almonds or cashews. Also maybe some fruit I eat in the lobby.
Anonymous No.723030734 [Report] >>723030853
>>723030252
no, i get an xtra large tub of popcorn and large soda for myself
Anonymous No.723030764 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Danke, Robert.
Anonymous No.723030853 [Report]
>>723030734
you Americans are fucking gross
who the fuck eats in a theatre
Anonymous No.723030875 [Report] >>723030918
I came for the kino and the crab legs, but I'm staying for the post-kino showers.
Anonymous No.723030918 [Report] >>723031039 >>723031392 >>723031650
>>723030875
wait do Americans actually shower at a theatre?
Anonymous No.723031012 [Report] >>723031763
>>723030252
Plenty of subhumans in Europe get into the theatre caring multiple tubs and drinks like pic related. Genuinely baffling to me. Also, in my country bags used to be prohibited. If you wanted candy for example, you had to bring it in a tub. But now greed has won and you usually get retarded slobs crinkling a fucking bag of snacks the whole movie.
Anonymous No.723031039 [Report]
>>723030918
>he didn't know about the kinoplex showers
We clap once we're done.
Anonymous No.723031054 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Robert...?
You do something with your hair man?
Anonymous No.723031392 [Report]
>>723030918
jesus fucking christ, stop taking 4chan as gospel you obsessed freak
Anonymous No.723031650 [Report]
>>723030918
I bet your theaters don't even have popcorn mines
Anonymous No.723031763 [Report] >>723032940
>>723031012
>Europe
Never heard of that country. What do they speak in Europe?
Anonymous No.723032940 [Report] >>723033263
>>723031763
taco and brown
Anonymous No.723033190 [Report] >>723034091
>>723029715 (OP)
Wait a minute...You're not black.
Give.
Him.
Back.
Anonymous No.723033263 [Report]
>>723032940
kek
Anonymous No.723033403 [Report] >>723033473 >>723033573
Hey, sorry for the wait, I was on break. So, what will you be having? Your usual crab legs and popcorn? That'll be $250 and... hey wait a minute... why do you already have your food...?
Anonymous No.723033473 [Report] >>723033560 >>723033572 >>723033612 >>723037510
>>723033403
>crab legs
wut
Anonymous No.723033560 [Report]
>>723033473
Look at this fucking loser virgin getting denied from the Kinoplex's No-Singles Policy
Anonymous No.723033572 [Report] >>723033895 >>723033975 >>723037510
>>723033473
i fucking hate Americans
Anonymous No.723033573 [Report]
>>723033403
Come now, Robert. You know that unlimited self-service crab legs comes with my Platinum Singles Pass.
Anonymous No.723033612 [Report] >>723033720 >>723033975
>>723033473
Haven't you noticed the butter dispensers at every movie theater? Those are for the crab legs.
Anonymous No.723033669 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Looking pale, Robert. Something wrong?
Anonymous No.723033717 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Why wouldn't I assume Robert is shooting up fent somewhere and the manager has to run the popcorn machine
Anonymous No.723033720 [Report] >>723034021 >>723035837
>>723033612
>butter dispensers
Americans, please stop
Anonymous No.723033727 [Report] >>723036068 >>723036208
>>723029715 (OP)
47 should never be able to disguise himself in a verbal, high profile job
He's meant to slip in and slip out without anyone having a chance to zero in on him
IOI lost their touch years ago
Anonymous No.723033886 [Report] >>723034010
Anonymous No.723033895 [Report]
>>723033572
>*SNAP*
>*glub glub*
>*SLUUURRRRP*
>Man demon slayer was a great moving picture. They should release more of these chinese movies in america! Anyway back to my Alaskan King crab legs.
Anonymous No.723033975 [Report] >>723034416 >>723034968 >>723035512 >>723037510
>>723033572
>>723033612
I live in America and have never seen crab legs served in a movie theater.
Anonymous No.723034010 [Report]
>>723033886
>kneels down in front of portrait
>YEAH CAN I GET A LARGE
Anonymous No.723034021 [Report] >>723034124 >>723034267 >>723034419 >>723034478 >>723034548 >>723035217 >>723038454
>>723033720
you jelly, europoor?
Anonymous No.723034083 [Report] >>723034201 >>723034313
>>723030573
Do Europoors seriously not have concession stands at movie theaters? Yes, tons of people buy snacks at the movies in the US. It's the main way they make money. Popcorn is the classic, or candy, but there's usually stuff like hot dogs, nachos, or other hot food junk if you want something more substantial but fewer people get those. It all costs a ton more than if you got the same shit at a gas station, so anyone on a budget will just go watch the movie itself without buying food. Some people will sneak in bags of candy or whatever in purses or coat pockets, and while theaters technically don't allow it, most of them will give zero shits unless you're just retardedly blatant about it.
Anonymous No.723034091 [Report]
>>723033190
we must be better hitmen
Anonymous No.723034124 [Report]
>>723034021
absolutely fucking disgusting
Anonymous No.723034179 [Report] >>723034253
>Have a popcorn bucket
>Have two
Anonymous No.723034201 [Report]
>>723034083
This is the classic movie theater setup, but there are high-end theaters that sell full meals and booze. Usually they are adult-targeted.
Anonymous No.723034253 [Report]
>>723034179
>buy the singles ticket
Anonymous No.723034267 [Report]
>>723034021
God I love drinking piss.
Anonymous No.723034313 [Report] >>723034561 >>723034638 >>723034643
>>723034083
No because we have standards
Anonymous No.723034328 [Report]
every european on 4chan makes it sound like they live in some kind of primordial village that rolf from EEnE would come from
Anonymous No.723034352 [Report]
>>723030573
It’s just like how you milk goats before story time.
Anonymous No.723034416 [Report]
>>723033975
pathetic. I bet your shitty movie theaters don't let you bring in your own hawks and doesn't reimburse you for your ammo when you're the designated shooter
Anonymous No.723034419 [Report] >>723034842
>>723034021
>popcorn topping
It's not even butter is it?
Anonymous No.723034446 [Report] >>723034606
>I heard what you said about black people and assassins creed shadows anon...
>I dont think we can be friends anymore...
Anonymous No.723034470 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
>popcorn instead of crab legs
>medium soda instead of large
>calling me “sir” instead of “anon”
Robert, you feeling okay today? You do look a little pale.
Anonymous No.723034478 [Report]
>>723034021
Foreigntroons seething
Anonymous No.723034548 [Report] >>723036125
>>723034021
I've got some warm yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy.
Anonymous No.723034561 [Report]
>>723034313
Sounds like a poor alternative to freedom.
Anonymous No.723034606 [Report]
>>723034446
robsonbart...
Anonymous No.723034638 [Report]
>>723034313
You have nothing, actually
Anonymous No.723034643 [Report]
>>723034313
What shithole are you from?
Stop saying Europe, I know for a fact that the west of Europe is the same as the US as far as cinemas go.
Anonymous No.723034790 [Report] >>723034954 >>723035564
>ctrl+F
>"American"
>9 results

Is getting food or a drink at a movie theater that uncommon to those outside of the country? I thought that at least being able to get popcorn and a soda at a theater was a worldwide thing.
Anonymous No.723034792 [Report]
ATTENTION ALL KINOPLEX PATRONS!
Sorry to interrupt the movie, but we have a special day for someone in the audience today... if you could all direct your attention to row 5, seat G.
>*spotlight flips on, directly on (you)*
It's anon's birthday today! He came all on his own, so lets all work together to make him feel welcome.
And a one and a two and a.... HAAAAAPPPY BIIIIIRTHDAY TO YOOOOU
Anonymous No.723034842 [Report]
>>723034419
It's buttery smooth is what is but it can't legally be said to contain actual butter.
Anonymous No.723034954 [Report]
>>723034790
It's a burger pretending to be a europoor, I can tell because he's so annoying he can't be anything other than an American.
Anonymous No.723034968 [Report]
>>723033975
Sounds like you go to a poor person's movie theater, they can't even afford appetizers during the trailers or massages during the credits let alone crab legs
Anonymous No.723035217 [Report]
>>723034021
Thats not butter, its a corn syrup + betacarotene compound
Its fucking delicious tho
Anonymous No.723035512 [Report]
>>723033975
Well I'm from the Midwest and every theater I've visited served crab legs
Anonymous No.723035564 [Report]
>>723034790
European's only get cum rations once a day, to waste it at the "Schauspielhaus" as Europeans say, would be a bad idea. The idea is to use the movie to distract you from their lack of air conditioning and sustenance.
Anonymous No.723035837 [Report]
>>723033720
>Europeans don't even get free butter to drink at their theatres
Lmao @ u
Anonymous No.723036068 [Report]
>>723033727
You can walk out on stage and personally shoot the guy with the fake fake gun in Curtains Down.
Anonymous No.723036125 [Report]
>>723034548
stream that film, if you're so great
Anonymous No.723036208 [Report]
>>723033727
The silent assassin, suit only, accident only runs are the only canon runs. But the games allow you to do all kinds of bizarre bullshit, which I like.
Anonymous No.723036672 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Why does my soda smell like bitter almonds?
Anonymous No.723036770 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
you're finally cured, Robert!
Anonymous No.723037426 [Report]
>>723029715 (OP)
Thanks. Ooh, a coin.
Anonymous No.723037510 [Report]
>>723033473
>>723033975
>>723033572
its an absurdist extension of the increasingly impractical and obnoxious food offerings at movie theaters
Anonymous No.723037765 [Report]
https://soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

They don't make memes like they used to.
Anonymous No.723038069 [Report]
last time i went to a theatre there was an entire row crinkling foil, plastic, and bags of chips. i can't stand that shit.
Anonymous No.723038454 [Report]
>>723034021
>cries in foreigner tears
They are absolutely seething right now