Thread 713439048

E33 sisters.... it's not looking so good

>>713439048 (OP)
KWAB. French trannies lose to Japanese devs again

>>713439048 (OP)
>*Loses to Split Fiction*

>>713439636
Split Fiction bing bing wahoo is a way simpler game to enjoy, you need an above average IQ to truly understand and enjoy Kojima's games.

>>713439048 (OP)
>>713439137
>>713439636
>>713440013
Donkey Kong is gonna destroy these games..

>>713439048 (OP)
>the same guy is now desperately searching for jurnos that liked the game more than E:33 to post on /v/
KEK , you can like both games you fucking faggot, this just make you look desperate.

E33 is a lock. just accept it now, anons.

>>713440351
Why? It’s a middling jrpg clone that is outpaced by decades of games better than it. The only saving grace is that the new normalfag audience has yet to realize their point of entry is the lower floor of the genre

>>713440351
Not with Death Stranding 2 getting these reviews and DK Bananza

>>713439048 (OP)
E33 will rape DS2 hard in game awards

>>713440883
post playtime
>>713441103
cope. E33 will win.

>>713441103
>Not with Death Stranding 2 getting these reviews
you mean worse than E33?

>>713439048 (OP)
Death Stranding wont win because they're afraid of anti-Kojima schizos

>>713441247
Sekiro only scored a 90. RE2 had a 92. GoW had 94. RDR2 had a 97.

>>713441363
Gow winning on RDR2 was a fucking joke, even if you dont like RDR2

>>713441242
9.3 hours. Made it to act 1, realized where the story was going and went back to Star Ocean 2 as a palate cleanser.

>>713441425
I agree actually. RDR2 was superior.and more relevant in current year.

RAPE AND GAPED

>>713441363
you're the one that brings up reviews...

>>713441103
Ah yes, paid reviews around the launch of a title and a fucking bing bing game. Kojimbo is a hack. Nintendo is a corporate shell of itself.

E33sisters…I’m scared

No one cares about Maelle
No one cares about Verso

>>713440273
did you post this in e33 shill threads?

I still think you guys are underestimating Metroid Prime's pull with western journos.

>>713441601
Scared of Kojima? It would be even funnier and less legitimate than tlou2. I'm actually rooting for the dorito pope to have the audacity to fellate Kojima's trash.

imagine getting logged by rereleases of TWO switch loz games, DK bananaza, and now Kojima KINO

>>713441538
I don't like this idea that E33 is some kind of protege game that doesn't get these same critic's while DK and DS does. Very reddit.

>>713441660
>shill
nigger you are the one desperately searching and posting the few reviewer that like DS2 more than E:33.
If anybody here is acting like a shill , it's you.

>>713441103
>DK Bananza
Nah, DK Bananza isn't an oscar-bait game, it's made by Nintendo and Nintendo is a Japanese developer. That's three big things going against it in the eyes of western 'journalists'.

>>713439048 (OP)
journalists are way more susceptible to flavor-of-the-month syndrome than most. thinking the newest thing is the best thing is what they do

>>713441363
Sekiro winning was such a shame. Journalists only gave it because they were pretending they git gud. Nobody likes parryslop.

>>713441724
Metroid prime was out dated boring gameplay back in 2010. It looks absolutely abysmal in 2025. It's also a switch 1 game so it doesn't even look good which was the whole appeal of prime 1 and 2 being impressive immersive experiences for the time. There's literally nothing positive about prime 4 other than that it can't be botched worse than Doom the dark ages. It will be the definition of a boring 6/10 game. Not terrible but terribly disappointing to anyone blinded by nostalgia. Dragons Dogma 2 situation all over again without the performance issue shit show.

>>713441857
I am not that guy. And I take it you didn't, e33 shill.

>>713442072
Yeah, DMCV should've won

>>713442114
>NOOO STOP ENJOYING GOOD GAMES YOU HAVE TO ENJOY FOTM TRANNY SLOP E33
seek help

>>713439048 (OP)
too bad it's locked on PS5 though

>>713441856
Both Kojima and Nintendo get extra prestige glazing because of their history in the industry. E33 had nothing. That's why the critic score for E33 was so much lower than the user score. Critics are retards. They don't want to be the one to touch the sacred cows.

>>713442162
>And I take it you didn'
yes because i didn't see people cherry picking reviews to desperately prop the game up even before the release. you fucking retard.

now that the dopamine hit of pretending e33 was some kind of industry defining masterpiece has worn off you can see that nobody actually cares about it

>>713439048 (OP)
Frogniggers are so ass mad, that they gave DS2 only a 6/10. KEK

>>713439048 (OP)
>cinematic story
>experience
>GAME of the year

E33 is based and CIS

>>713442320
too high

>>713442114
>Dragons Dogma 2 situation
No because Dragon's Dogma always fucking sucked, the whole point of people wanting a sequel was the potential was there

>>713439048 (OP)
Experiences doesn't belong to the "GAME of the year" category

>>713442335
it’s spiritually woke and trans

Reminder

>>713442320
>DS2 is too easy
so it's an honest review then? and you're mad at that? I mean, you just read the number without reading anything else, of course you can't know.

>>713441430
overly melanated fingers typed this post

>>713442320
>frogs are racist subhumans who act otaku artists
And water is wet

>>713442194
I pity anyone who thinks prime 4 will be a good game, truly. Just look at the gameplay footage man. It speaks for itself. It's a single stick design shooter in 2025. Wtf.

>>713442486
little bro has been playing SO2 since 20 years, he cannot afford many games you see

>>713442502
you think e33 is good, your opinion is meaningless

>>713442640
you haven't played it, your opinion is really meaningless

>>713441724
Metroid prime is the kind of game that even if it gets like 95 metascore, the journos wont vote for it to be goty

I love metroid, but thats the way it is

>>713439636
Fuck the Oscars guy can't just keep making the same game can he?

>>713442712
>YOU HAVENT HECKING PLAYED IT
get new material shill

>>713439048 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAH

>>713442320
based review desu

>Trying to guess the GoTY is by arguing which game is better
Geoff would never let Daddy Kojima down
Death Stranding 2 WILL win, in fact it already won you just don't know it yet.

>>713439048 (OP)
game
game, japan :O
shikataganeze

>E33 shill is an actual INdog ESL
The French really can’t stop themselves from cheaping out can they?

>>713442840
nothing else is needed. you're still calling a game that you haven't played shit, it's fucking embarrassing. it will win GOTY. it will consistently top "best of 2020's" lists in 5 years. it will still be discussed in 20. i look forward to you getting more and more buckbroken as the years go on.

>>713442320
Seems like a honest review.

>>713439048 (OP)
Who cares about GOTY, I wanted a new old style FF and Expedition gave me one.
It was successful so more games in that style will come out, I already won.
GOTY would just be the icing on the cake

>>713442976
trvth nvke

I'll take 33 over Walking Simulator: Sit to Piss 2, any time of the day. At least it tries to be original.

>>713442976
I’m calling a shit game shit, you defend the shit game because you have shit taste and are a shill
this how the world works

>>713442952
>tranny defending a gook game over a white people game calls others esl

>>713443113
Of course I'll defend otaku media on an otaku site over low brow flavor of the month trash. Where do you think we are?

>>713443094
you lost, pussy. E33 will go down as the masterpiece it is. have fun seething you jaded\ brown retard.
this is the kino we receive when studios are allowed to be all white again.

>>713440351
at least at Geoff "I fucking love Kojima" Keighley's Game Awards they will give E33 Best RPG, Best Soundtrack and maybe another award or two to appease the fans, but DS2 is getting the GOTY at that show

>IT WILL WIN TRANNYSLOP OF THE YEAR JEWTUBE TROONS WILL MAKE VIDEO ESSAYS ON IT I WILL CONSOOM THE SLOP
do e33sloppers really???

>>713443242
>MUH SCORES
literal npc cattle behavior kek

>>713442308
>it's ok to use e33 to hate on every jrpg if you write the post yourself

>>713443269
>squeenix shill calling others tranny
ironic

>>713443336
post arm, shitskin

>>713443213
>muh animu website
/a has half the posts/min of /pol weeb tranny. Fuck off with your chink bootlicking

>>713443378
meds

>>713443242
Do you even math fucking retard? DS2 got overall a better score than E33 baguette le drama snoozefest story shit so kys frogeating fuck.

>>713443378
>no mention of SE
>troon brings them up anyway
Just admit that you hate Japan, frognigger troon.

>>713442321
/v/ applies different standards to Kojima games, the guy basically invented movie games and this board keeps fellating him. If any other dev made a borderline waling sim with a skip boss button we'd be shitting on him like crazy.

>>713443404
>doesn't even know the format of naming boards
kys tourist

>>713443395
>Y-YOU B-BROWN
the absolute state of the e33 trannyslop shill force

Kojihack is Japanese Todd Howard.
Fuck off with that dogshit trannylover.

>>713443523
??? Are you legitimately retarded? Critic scores are irrelevant. User scores aren't even comparable right now because the game isn't out yet. Only streamers can play it. Critics are not even human. Check back in 2 weeks to see the user scores.

Kojima winning would cause my butthurt on /v/ so I hope he wins

>>713443609
yes. when the quintessential white mans game comes out, the people who shit on it are brown. glad we could clear that up.

>>713443213
>otaku media
>the AAA slop cinematic experience filled with Hollywood actors
Amazing to see how retarded people can get.

>>713443404
ooo his buzzing! the new friend is buzzing hard !!

>>713439048 (OP)
I can’t lose either way, but ds2 has to get past the been there and seen it before sequel problem for me, even if I loved ds. E33 hit me much harder story wise than ds1 did. Idk we’ll see.

Kojima gave us mgs 1-3
This alone mogs e33 eternally

>>713443725
>white mans game
>stole from jrpg and indie game
>300 outsourced devs
lol

>>713443609
You definitely are brown though or a SEAmonkey but it's the same shit.

>>713443707
LOL you nigger if you think E33's user score is legit and not totally faked full with bots that only posted one review and that was E33 then you're fucking retarded you stupid fucking fucktard.

>>713443725
as a white man and on behalf of all heterosexual white men, I denounce E33 and all of its tranny fanbase

>>713443828
We hate Miyamoto nowadays and he made more good games in the past than Kojima.

>>713443908
post arm and playtime.
>>713443846
keep seething, kike

So E33 is just frenchmen's Wukong? Their fans act exactly the same.

>>713440162
I wasn’t impressed by seeing dk leave no footprints in sand, and no water reactivity at all, as bad as starfield, or the jank looking attacks in that one video going around.

>>713443164
>>713441750

The whole shill campaign for E33 Slop was
>I can play a party where the characters are "adults"
>the party is more juvenile and stunted than the vast majority of JRPG characters who fall into the teenager category
What did the French manchildren mean by this?

>>713443887
why can't the AAA industry bot user scores but the infamous Sandfall Interractive® can?

>>713439048 (OP)
E33 already feels pretty forgotten so I think Kojima will easily win given his celebrity status alone. E33 is basically the Metaphor Refantazio of 2025

>>713443213
>walking dead AU moviegame by the moster western asian man in existence
>otaku media
Peppa Pig is more otaku than a Kojima game.

>>713443887
E33 on Steam has 7x as many reviews as Metacritic. 95% positive. how are you going to explain that one, buckbroken retard?
also how is E33 more competent at "botting" their scores than companies that are 1000x larger? keep coping faggot

>>713443828
Tomokazu gave us mgs 1-3. Kojima was there too, but without Tomokazu Kojima has nothing of interest to say. I'm not going to shit on Kojima's "talent" of watching other media to steal scenes and put them into in his games. Sincerely that is a skill.

>>713443914
speak for yourself Miyamoto and Kojima are honarary aryans and make games for straight white men
>post your playtime please play our trannyslop!!!!1!!11!!
mindbroken

>>713443589
>>713443779
>1/4 the posts/min of pol
Muh animu website

>>713444064
There's been an E33 thread every day for two months and it has a general on /vg/. DS threads didn't last a month and has never had a general.

>>713444064
It's so forgotten that you made a thread about. It's already GOTY in your head, Ranjeet.

>>713444173
he’s based too, you can stop deflecting now e33 troon

>>713444064
>there are now 10 threads per day instead of 100
>this means the game is mostly forgotten
this game has buckbroken billions

>>713442320
Actually sad and pathethic.

>>713444089
>>713443771
Everything about that is in relation to defending actual jrpgs compared to some cheap french knockoff.

and.... done.

I'm ready for cringe-kino again

>Game of the Year
Death Stranding 2
>Best Game Direction
Hideo Kojima
>Best Narrative
Silent Hill f
>Best Art Direction
Silent Hill f
>Best Score and Music
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
>Best Audio Design
Death Stranding 2
>Best Performance
Norman Reedus

daily reminder that the anti-E33 schizo is most likely Farquaad (gay negro who literally sucks dicks) and he was already outed in previous threads.

I thought it was funny that Cox himself said in an interview he went into the booth for a few hours because his agent got him a cheap and quick paycheck and doesn't understand the praise for the role.

>>713441430
Just admit you’re brown and playing as white people wasn’t appealing to you. Lord knows, whites don’t like playing as browns, we hear it all the time.

kek e33slopper has to bust out his boogeyman since he’s getting raped

>>713444225
>quantity over quality
Well I guess China is better than US

>>713444531
you better have your asshole lubed and prepped before the game awards. you're about to be split in half

>you have to like the characters and story and gameplay that doesn't measure up to even the shittiest jrpg standards
No, I really don't. It's beneath me.

>>713441660
Speaking of shills, I notice this accusation is completely absent in kart and dk threads.

>>713444595
>MUH GAY AWARDS
LMFAOOOOO

>>713444531
only subhuman jeets talk about rape all the time.

2 DAYS LEFT KOJIMA BROS :)

>>713444225
>muh SEAfag ESL retard board matters
My fucking sides.

>>713444667
ywnbaw

>>713444653
this thread is about the GOTY you fucking retard. not that i expect literacy from brown anti-E33 fags
picrel since i know they make you seethe. sorry kike, not hiring DEI hires or bluehairs.

>>713444740
you will never be white.

>>713442320
Now this is funny kek

>>713444547
American internet? think you meant Indian saar ;)

>>713444606
Jrpg have no gameplay standards. There isn't a single jrpg in existence with intelligent turnbased combat. They're all mogged to hell and back by indie turn based games. At least E33 eschewed the usual disappointing brainless gameplay in favor of turn based action game gameplay.

>>713444787
and this is Kojima's team so sit the fuck down baguette mongoloid.

>>713444787
>>713444817
>MUH GAYFAGGOT AWARD OF THE YEAR
>Y-YOU B-BROWN
and here you have the the e33 troonforce in its natural habitat

>Skip GAMEPLAY button
>GAME of the year
Highly doubt, It might win some faggy "accessibility" concession award.

>>713444228
>>713444247
>>713444268
>but wat aboot de threads on v/ :)
Yes, the many threads that were virtually spammed about the ending. E33 fans just can not take a step back. The threads have already slowed down in content and number and most threads existed because of heated disagreements over the ending among other things (honestly underselling it by saying disagreements, the arguments were almost vicious at times). At any rate, shitposting and aggressive arguing on /v/ of all places is hardly the mark of a good or truly relevant game, other metrics will determine that. As for game of the year, a pitiful award that no one here should care too much about, who knows. Much like the oscars and other award ceremonies, the process of deciding what awards are given out can be arbitrary and entirely up to subjective tastes of the judges.

>>713444938
>still won't post arm and/or playtime
strange how i've never seen a white arm shitting on E33

>>713444926
>E33 regressed into disappointing brainless parry slop to appeal to the braindead fromshit audience
Fixed it for you.

>>713444787
Where's the other 300 guys?

>>713444926
Mario rpg already did that zoomtroon

Unironically though I think Expedition 33 might be the game that made third world subhumans seethe the most in about a decade on this shithole. It's pretty entertaining.

>>713442897
>tough
Did we play the same game?

>>713445019
>still hasn’t posted tits, vagina(real) and pooper
E33sisters………

>>713445041
Anti Japanese tourists aren't old enough or smart enough to understand or be aware of that.

>>713444927
Damn, the Death Stranding team has grown incredibly large.

>>713444927
>disabled negroid on the front row
nice aryan team you got here, no wonder you consider yourself white

>>713442201
Too bad that too retarded to own, fag.

>>713445041
Yes, because mario rpg has a simon equivalent. Totally the same game.

>>713445065
Yjk but third world doesn't even know e33 exists. It has no cultural influence.

>>713445128
you lost, pussy.

>>713445227
yeah, it doesn’t have cringeslop in it

>>713444927
Found the French man on Kojima's team.

>>713445201
So we making fun of disabled people now huh? You need to have some serious talent to work for Kojima, he doesn't hire everyone and especially not to get woke points. This woman definitely got some talent.

>>713445342
Yeah it's funny, faggot.

>>713443887
E33 is the kind of game you make an account on a site and post that first review of your life because you need to tell people how impactful the story is. Yeah I don’t doubt there are a bunch of 1 review 10/10s.
Honestly ds1 felt the same way to me.

>>713445296
>still didn’t prove xhe is a biological female
e33 confirmed trannies

I'm highly doubtful that the story is close to as good.

>>713445386
lay of the estrogen sis

>>713445386
It's the epitome of a gamepass one and done game that you forget about by Q3 of 2025. It's not even Outer Worlds/Avowed quality.

>>713444927
Post the pic of the DS1 gold team for comparison.

>>713445408
we stopped pretending e33 had a good story btw

>>713445143
Kojima always said he doesn't wanna go above 150 people, he's now a bit above so if you wanna join now you need to be some S+ progammer or some shit

>>713445065
Yeah. Browns and chinks got mindbroken by seeing white people can easily make better games than them when they put minimal effort.

>>713443583
I don't mind if a game has 10 hours of cutscenes if the gameplay is stellar and keep wanting me to play more.
But we have a journo who doesn't seem to give one iota of a fuck about the actual game part of the game which is what pisses me off. Again.
And enough mindless retards will fall for it and fellate it and barley lose a word about the actual import part of the fucking game.

>>713444432
I hope SHf is as good as you predict!

>>713445472
you're trying too hard, lurk it bit moar before posting, zoomer-kun

>>713445472
playtime and arm status?

>>713445019
>>713445065
>lel subhumans don't like what I like
Man, I get that its the summer period but the odd habit of posing the matter of liking/not liking the game to being racial is just odd. Far from the first thread I've seen this, never seen a fandom on /v/ so desperately larp as white nationalists over a videogame. If you're going to defend the game against its critics, defend it on its own merits rather than race baiting.

>>713441425
>>713441475
Nah, its more palpable for the average person so it got more votes from journalists. Its like 300 or so journalists gets votes, but if you look at metacritic the most reviewed games have around 150 critic reviews.

>>713445372
it's not funny at all, grow the fuck up you arrogant worthless pile of human waste.

>>713445589
meant for >>713445556

>>713444531
You sound a lot like the “you got raped eric” tendie here. Curious.

>>713445627
I don't debate with subhumans, sorry.

>>713444432
andy serkis is winning best performance

>>713443523
i'm not even a e33fag but what the fuck are you talking about? e33 has a higher overall score

>>713445589
You linked the wrong post underage normalfag cumstain

>>713445627
>its critics
you have to actually play a game to be able to critique it, thus there is nothing to defend since nobody has made any points

>>713439048 (OP)
I think E33 is still gonna be the player's choice award but I guess GOTY is up for grabs.
KCD2 really getting shut out of consideration huh?

>>713445686
you post in those threads often? huh interesting

>>713445728
that's because E33 has less scores overall you goddamn low IQ retard.

>>713444927
>two white dudes, a jeet near kojima's left, a disabled nog, and a white woman with a bunch of gooks

>>713445735
Thanks bro.

It is great to see that Kojima Productions is doing so well and growing.

>>713444927
Not a single white man. Grim.

>>713445657
maybe >>>/r/eddit will be more your jam

>>713445761
It wasn't bad but this year is fucking stacked. It's like a year out of the 90s.

>>713445759
yeah you're right, literally no one has actually talked about the game in this thread so far, almost like everyone is just here to fight about a game they don't actually like.

>much like anything Kojima
Opinion discarded. Boring hack. The first one didn't win GOTY. Why would the sequel?

>>713445819
I count at least 5, get your eyes checked, retard

>>713445883
>this year is stacked
>highest rated game is a 93
Last year was more stacked. The loser squad still was in the 92 range with Rebirth, and Metaphor at a 94.

>>713445784
it's the proportion of negative to positive that matters

>>713445903
The game is (barely) out and the only way to see it is watching streamers. No one here has played it.

>>713445903
The expedition 33 astroturfing got revealed by anons in the first few days of release. Everyone is already aware of this

>>713445903
ummm akshully it was made by white soibois frogs and a reddit gook soo umm akshully the game is good and you’re brown

>>713445997
cope. this game will still be remembered and discussed decades from now.

>>713445784
>too brown to understand proportionality
like poetry

>>713439048 (OP)
Neither game is that good but I figured out that normalfags have no memory and will just shout GOTY!! GOTY!!!! at whatever is the newest game they just started playing.

>>713444927
>Cutie pies in the front
Kojima knows what he is doing.

>>713445472
Ok gamepass slopper, if you say so, play another game for 15 minutes before your adhd kicks in again.

>>713445784
The extra 10 reviews DS2 has are all Kojima dicksuckers. In an honest aggregate it'd be in the 85s.

>>713441430
Where exactly was the story going? Let's see how accurate your guess was.

>>713444927
I remember this guy...

>>713445949
Critics are not human. They are completely irrelevant. The only games of note released in 2024 were nine sols, ufo 50, chrono ark, esports godfather, and diceomancer. It was the worst year for big releases in over a decade since dragon age inquisition year. At least SotE somewhat salvaged it, but that's not a new release.

>>713446141
>>713445784
Its cause Metacritic separates by platform, and only shows the highest. This is why Opencritic is better.

>>713443253
Best OST is something it should get because that is 1 of the 2 very strong points of the game. I really wish the rest of the devs weren't such retards to hold the music and world design back so hard with the shallow, broken writing and gameplay.

>>713445761
>I think E33 is still gonna be the player's choice award
Not a chance in hell, because China hates the game.

>>713446214
lol someone post it

>>713445946
Those tall guys in the back are cleaning staff.

>>713439048 (OP)
>methodical gameplay
Aka boring walking sim shit
>cinematic story
Aka movie game

>>713446235
There is literally nothing broken about the writing. Name a single plothole.

>>713446090
>an actual child figured out that you can technically win any internet argument by calling the other person brown, even if you are yourself brown
leet argument skills, I bet you're on your school's debate team.

>>713439636
>loses to Metaphor
Yikes

>>713446287
>>713445761
Player's Choice is going to be Schedule 1

>>713446214
>I remember this guy...

>>713445949
Last year was weak as fuck, doesn’t matter what the scores say. No even even cared that a dumb kids game won.

>>713446320
It’s close to a ff xiii tier corridor sim. At least the latter has characters that are attractive and closer in form to a Japanese anime art direction

>>713446090
>proportionality
when DS2 has almost 20 reviewers more, fucking dumbass, it's not a fair comparison at all. DS2 won.

>>713446375
That's so pathetic.

E33 will win everything it's not even close. The first DS was shit and didn't win anything and the second is just a copy.

>>713445472
I still think about running around and grabbing ledges in Avowed. Fuck that game scratched my 3d platformer itch in such a good way.

>>713446360
BRUTAL mogging

>>713446287
BG3 won Player's Voice and I'm pretty sure China hates that game too.

>>713446367
Actual fotm forgotten game. Even its players will forget it exists by december. By that logic palworld would have won player's choice.

>>713446520
>user scores
>mogging
AHAHAHAHA
Absolute retard

>>713446412
and this year is better? What do we have
>KCD2
>MH Wilds which fizzled out just like Dogma 2 last year
>Khazan
>E33
and now Death Stranding 2. All these games no one talks about except E33, and people shut on MH Wilds or aspects of KCD2 like combat. Hell no one talks about Khazan at all meanwhile SOTE last year had threads for months.

>some "people" on /v/ are now using a game that nobody here even played to try to shit on Expedition33
God damn, this game really did mindbroke some of you.

>>713446287
What? Who cares what they think? Did wuchang even win anything last year?

>>713446520
> 94 > 93
I can't see it. Where's the mogging, frogtroon?

>>713446330
>just 2 NPCs in the game
>the dolls which all have the exact same personality
>and the yetis which have a slightly different but shared personality among them
>this leads to no character getting any growth because there is nothing to play off on, make decisions about people and the society
Shit man even modern Paper Mario with only Toad NPCs at least gives them a different personality.
I PLAYED 20 MINUTE RPGMAKER GAMES WITH DEEPER NPC CHARACTER WRITING

>>713446580
are you a fucking consolecuck or something? you must own the game to leave a review on steam
>91% of 19,577
vs
>95% of 85,000
that is a fucking BRUTAL mogging. pretending the tranny journos opinion is more important than that is hilarious

>>713446643
These threads with post flags would be hilarious.

>>713446449
>muh gook game is better because some brazilian website reviewed and didn't review E33

>>713446469
nah. It's an amusing marketing strategy.

He seems to be a cool dude as well. >>713446375

>>713439048 (OP)
>cinematic story

>>713440162
Hi OP.

>>713446662
>tranny scores
reminder metaphor got a free point bonus becuse they thought it was a leftoid game from the small portion they played. if they kept playing long enough to see their ideology shat on they wouldn't have rated it so highly
i love metaphor and E33 btw, reminder not a single person who ever posted the Metaphor vs E33 critic scores has actually played both games

>>713446621
Yeah a much better year. Silent Hill out soon too. Lots of games anons have and will rabidly defend. Last year no one took atlus and square fans seriously, they just came off like fan boys.

>>713439048 (OP)
> Some might continue to scoff at a franchise that asks you to play as an Amazon deliveryman, but I found greater — and richer — satisfaction in this glorified walking simulator than I have in just about any other open-world video game I’ve ever played.

>“On the Beach” might argue that we can never truly escape extinction, but it makes an even more compelling case that we endure through the bridges we create between the past and the future. Tomorrow, this story insists, is never exactly what you imagined it to be. And by the time players reach the insane final battle of Kojima’s latest plea, the weirdest thing about this mega-bizarre masterpiece is how convincingly it finds a silver lining in the prospect of our self-annihilation.
https://www.indiewire.com/criticism/movies/death-stranding-2-on-the-beach-review-hideo-kojima-1235134480/

GOTY.

>>713446643
>this game really did mindbroke some of you
tsmt saar

>>713446632
>>713446682
>sales
Damn, Minecraft must be the best game ever made! Retard

>>713445761
it's probably the second most mentioned goty contender next to ds2 and e33 on twitter and reddit

>>713446550
It’s the decline of devs and producers leaning into streamerbait trash. I wouldn’t lose a second of sleep if the latter got fucked over by taxes or copyright claims

Why are you people so invested in which game """wins""" Geoff's award?

>>713446834
disingenuous faggot, i'd tell you to kill yourself but it's inevitable with how hard this game buckbroke you.

>>713446621
Only /v/ even remotely gave shit about Khazan and only because it was made by Asians. It's not even worth being called FotM, it was on no one's radar outside of Asia where the MMO it's based on is played.

>>713446834
>user scores and sales don't count
>game """"journalist"""" scores do
you need to go back to plebbit or tumblr you fucking cocksucking faggot.

>>713444926
Don't throw such slander around while posting Chrono Ark and E33.
The Japanese make incredible RPGs.

>>713446792
and last year had the very well received, even here, SH2 Remake.

>>713446672
>but nintendo
>i am silly

>>713446791
I played both. Metaphor pretty much rapes your game.

>>713446798
>glorified walking simulator

>>713447004
take the same picture with your arm in it. i doubt that's even yours

>>713446919
>the normalfag retard masses score matters
grim

>>713447004
>rapes
stop it Ranjeet, you'll fuck a woman eventually (not a white one though).

>>713439636
Split Fiction is just riding the current anti-AI trend

>>713442897
>meaningful experience
It's just a video game bro lol

>>713445735
>no trannies

why is this guy getting so upset at the word rape?

>>713447010
keep reading bud

>>713447156
Because nobody used the term until you pajeets infested the board in 2020s.

>E33 troons are mad
Can't wait to see you losing all awards.
KEKAROOOOO

>>713446945
Did sh2 win anything last year? I didn’t follow any threads of it all at, because I was saving myself from spoilers. I really enjoyed it when I did play it last month.

>>713447238
holy fucking newfaggot

>>713447226
No I'm not playing a walking simulator. Fuck off with your "cinematic experience" tranny

>>713447286
Nope, nominated for 5 categories but nothing.

>>713446927
Fuck no they do not. No jrpg has ever required any thought or strategy in how you pilot your team. Jrpgs are stuck in build optimization only and the even worse crutch of level grind to overcome challenge. The defining quality of a turnbased game is whether your turn by turn decisions actually matter. Japs are incapable of designing a game that requires piloting skill.

Why do the media love cringey kojima shit so much?

>praise goes to to the gay story
lmao this how you know this is a shill review
Watch a movie. I do not fucking care. I watched Cool Hand Luke yesterday. I do not need Kojima's gay, shitty, hacky understanding of a narrative.

>>713447370
Then eat my ass faggot and miss out on one of the best games ever made.

>>713447419
kill yourself

>>713447419
Nah that is most RPGs, including E33. If someone gives you a picto build in E33, you clear the game no problem even without dodging or parrying everything. It would just get more easy the further in you go. I'd say JRPGs tend to have a much better curve compared to that, even if I agree they are never difficult. They also never hilarious feel so fucking easy that people complain about OHKing the final boss on a blind playthrough.

>>713447338
I've been here since 2008 cancer-kun.
All the third world slangs were used occasionally. Now you have low IQ posts with only subhuman insults every 2 posts.
No nigger, your pajeet lingo will never be board culture.

>>713447419
>clicks button in qte
>YOOO THIS GAMEPLAY IS FIRE

>>713447512
>best games ever made
So did Kojima specifically say he was going to tone down the 30 minute boring slop cutscenes? Because if not then I can't see this statement possibly being right.

>>713447512
>walking simulator
>skip boss button
>game

>>713447584
you sound legitimately mindraped

>>713447338
You’re not really going to sit there and think that “rape” hasn’t increased with more jeets around, are you?

>>713447074
Let’s not be regressive. Autistic wizard site for 30+ autistic wizards. Lessers need not apply

>>713447526
Refute it. Name a single jrpg where you are required to make a conscious decision at run time during the actual combat. All jrpgs are build and execute the same loop for every "challenge". Literally the "challenge" is how many loops of the same strategy you must mash the A button through to win.

>>713447605
Yes, story is way better and faster paced this time so even a retarded ADHD tiktok brained zoomer can enjoy it

>>713447741
kill yourself zoomgroids, adults are speaking

>>713447715
>t. mindraped and gaped schizotranny

>>713447748
You should watch more movies or TV, maybe then you'd know that Kojima is just bad at directing cutscenes and it's not worth sitting through.

>>713447597
Yes, turn based action combat is superior to pointless jrpg buff heal damage loops. At least there is some user input required.

>>713447784
1 single refutation. 1 shining example of nipponese ingenuity.

>>713447247
sad cope desu

>>713448035
You’re brown

>>713440351
I don't know. Big publisher might put some pressure on the dorito award to not give it to the AA game, judging by all the seething about Sandfall's team size.

>>713446672
>>just 2 NPCs in the game

>>713439048 (OP)
>methodical gameplay
Huh?

>>713448586
Nice way of saying walking sim.

>>713439048 (OP)
I don't think cutsceneslop has a chance in this day and age, at least when they're kojima levels of egregious

>>713446672
>>713448515
>just 2 NPCs
based on some of the arguments about the story it is almost entirely fair to say the story only has a handful of actual npcs. Since so many on /v/ argue that every painted character doesn't actually exist or matter.

>>713445761
KCD is still niche and not for everyone
most steamers got filtered so there's no chance it'll win goty
but it's my goty and will win rpg of the year

>>713448424
>E33
>AA game maymay

>>713440351
Nah, DS2 is about walking and watching a movie. The devs took a look around and saw that gamers are all about doing nothing right now, and made a game perfectly tailored to that.

>>713441750
>Yasuke laughing in the background.

>>713439048 (OP)
not fast frog fags and norman sneedus

>>713439048 (OP)
I wish E33 would get it but Death Stranding and Kojima are just on another level.

>>713450670
cvope is here

>>713439048 (OP)
GOTY Status: Locked.

>>713450778
I don't get it, what am I coping about?

>>713450670
Lol

>>713448973
>will win rpg of the year
JRPGs go into the same category as western RPGs so it'll be up against E33 directly and I don't think it's winning that match up.

>>713445761
>KCD2 really getting shut out of consideration huh?
Predictable when they literally shat all over the main character by retroactively turning him into a fag

>>713449056
Anything under 300 million is indie tier

>>713451383
well people like E33 for it's story not because of it's rpg elements
KCD2 also deserves one of the big awards
but
direction and music are already locked in so i think they'll give it RPG of the year

I cannot understand why people like the gameplay in Death Stranding. The praise for that game feels like some kind of mass hysteria.

>>713444736
>implying /v/ isn't full of SEAmonkeys

after racism accusations jeffs birthday party which is comprised of diversity outlets wont cast votes for game of the year contender

>>713440162
Based and Monkepilled

>>713445065
wat? thirdies are the only ones who shill it besides frogcucks sucking arab cock

>>713445761
KCD2 unlike E33 still gets talked about a lot but not in this shithole because its the game that proved you don't need to ally with any political side and just make a good game for people to enjoy, KCD2 will get its final content right before TGA and by that time, E33 will already be forgotten outside of jeet and gook shills

>>713446580
>"LOL journalists' reviews don't matter!"
>"LOL user reviews don't matter!"

What matters, then? Your sheer prejudice, having not played either?

>>713454685
keep coping, faggot. your pozzed goyslop isn't winning shit. imagine shilling for an anti-European, anti-Christian, pro-faggotry, jew worship game. embarrassng

>>713446672
This isn't you're everyday contrarianism. This is advanced contrarianism...

>>713454814
shalom
shouldn't you be dying for Israel right now in the Iran trenches? kek

>>713454685
cope lol

>>713454685
>talked about a lot but not in this shithole
Post some screencaps?
I'll even take reddit.

>E33 troons just continue to spam low effort NSFW images
this is a sign of a game that is DoA, just like any tendie shitslop with their BBC spam threads.

>>713455291
>doesn't deny it
okay bro have fun dying for israel cuck

>>713454685
>not in this shithole
That shithole?
Hans' ass.

>>713455451
>say that KCD2 is more talked about
>claim is shown to be objectively wrong
>"b-but isreal"
KEK

>>713455659
shitting is not the only thing an ass can do anymore, chud. it's 2025 for God's sake.

>>713439048 (OP)
Any game that allows you to skip bosses to advance a story is gay as fuck and anyone who actually does that should be killed and so they can’t spread their seed.

>>713455291
OH NO NO NO NO

>>713442359
This

>>713446375
>didn't hire cute schoolgirls
what are they DOING
IMBECILES

>>713441363
>RE2
Was a remake

>>713446738
>e33

>>713439048 (OP)
Why are brown people so obsessed with pitting random games against each other?

>>713439048 (OP)
Anyone thinking E33 is going to win is massively retarded.

>>713456910
Everyone in white countries hated the first game

>>713442320
Based, revenge for IGN Japan’s 7/10

>goy had to samefag because he made such a retarded post
kekaroo

Not like this RPG sisters.

>>713457848
>E33
>RPG
lol just like Dad of War 2018 is such a great RPG huh?

I wish I could force all people shilling this "game" to actually play it

>>713457945
thank you for confirming E33 will win multiples GOTY just as God of War 2018!

>>713445761
>KCD2 is a nazi masterpiece
yeah they ain't going to give it GOTY because it supports white race and white dev gaming

Its 2 fucking points lower than Blue Prince, it fucking sucks already. What goty are you even talking about.

>>713455451
>gets BTFO by reality
>mentions Israel
HOLY COPE LMAO
you are a tranny right?

>>713456408
Both were up for Goty. Being a remake doesn't disqualify you to win the award because the same length and time and scale required to make a brand new games is what RE2 and RE4 had for development.

>>713455440
nta i don't have screencaps but i've been keeping up with goty discussion on both twitter and reddit, and kcd2 is mentioned as goty behind e33. kcd2 is talked about a lot on reddit in particular. however, at this point e33 is surpassing kcd as a whole in popularity, with e33's subreddit numbers larger than kcd's when it was just the first game.

I liked DS1, I didn't like E33, so I will say DS1 defaults to goty. It really is as shrimple as that for me.

>>713458575
troonbro you got blown the fuck out
no need to samefag let alone gaslight people
have fun dying for zog

>>713458731
KDC2 could get the nom, but I dunno about the win.
Regardless it's not as if /v/ didn't talk about it when it came out, even if a lot of people felt betrayed about the black guy and the gay scene. That was on Vavra being a faggot though.

>>713440162
It looks extremely cringe.

>MK World not even mentioned
Oh no no no tendiesisters.

Wonder if MHWilds will get mentioned at all.

>>713443061
>turn based JRPG with paper mario defensive reactions is original
lmao

>>713449356
lol

just think if kojimas dad was a billionaire industry insider

>>713458990
Compared to Edgelord 33?

>>713439048 (OP)
Who the fuck cares about kojima's fedex simulator?

>>713440162
Game of the year needs celebrity voice actors and mocap not crummy gameplay

>>713458979
i hope it gets the nom but no way it's going to win.

>>713461078
Kojima IS the industry, sit down and be humble and ashamed of your words and deeds.

>>713459639
Yes, narratively and visually speaking it's more original than Piss Sitting.

>>713461827
this

>>713442897
>DS1
>tough
wut
the only part of the entire game that gave me any trouble was going through the woods to the wind farm in the first map

Even without the woke kcd 2 never stood a chance because it's still not normie friendly game from the setting to the gameplay
But it is the best AAA rpg in a long long time