You may select column A, B, C or D. Once you have made your selection, you will receive all prizes from that column. No takebacks. First row will be revealed in five minutes.

>>713472561 (OP)
D?

>>713472561 (OP)
C

A, I guess

>>713472561 (OP)
Tossup between A and D. I'll go with A.

>>713472561 (OP)
>permanent disability
no thanks i already have one i don't need to stack more

A.

>>713472561 (OP)
I'll take this one

>>713472561 (OP)
All in on D. Swear if this is a thinly veiled sony fag thread I'm gonna fuck OPs mom and become his step dad just to cut his internet off.

Next row will be revealed in fünf minuten

>>713472561 (OP)
My wife is from an obscure video game so she won't be picked, therefore I won't select anything because I only love my wife and want no one else.

>>713472561 (OP)
Gimmie the PS4 unless it turns me gay. If it does gimmie the PC instead.

>>713473020
fuck

should have chosen C

>>713473042
>>713473020
God damnit.

>>713473020
Nintendo chads win once again

>>713473020
Isn't tharja like a shit wife? Doesn't she abuse her daughter and her husband gets caught in between the two?
>>713473042
>>713473124
It's only gay if the penis touch

>>713472561 (OP)
I pick A.

>>713472561 (OP)
New game rules. Consoles are updated to their brand counterparts. You may choose one from any per row. Of course you may choose all in one column.
Playing... PC all the way anyway.

>>713473020
A-chads we won. C-gays lost bigly

>>713472561 (OP)
Not being able to emulate is really retarded, but A is still the best choice.

>>713473020
Next row will be revealed in 5분

>>713473489
A is basically becoming rich so... A

>>713473489
>build robotic enhancements to negate my disability
A-chads continue winning

>>713472561 (OP)
1A
2B
3D
4A
5C

>>713473489
I guess A paid off in the long run

>>713473489
>c
lol bye

>all waifus are anime humans

>>713473489
Picked D no regret yet I have alot of insecurities being able to tell lies is a boon and waifu is pretty cute compared to the other 3... just need to dodge the disability draft and we're good

This game sucks dick

I hope OP gets testicular cancer

>>713473489
inb4 B has permanent erectile dysfunction

>>713472561 (OP)
Not checking the thread. Gimme D. If I'm getting saddled with the Wii U then my disability better be having a giant cock.

>>713472561 (OP)
a

>>713473489
Final row will be revealed in 5 American minutes (7.8 European minutes)

>>713473920
PChads stay winning

>>713473920
D BROS WE LOST WHY IS IT RIGGED FOR A CHADS

>>713473920
Dbros...

>>713473920
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK
I DON'T WANNA SHIT MY PANTS
I DON'T WANNA SHIT MY PANTS
GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

>>713472561 (OP)
>>713472961
>>713473020
>>713473489
>>713473920
The fuck is this? None of them are good.

>>713473920
A-CHADS KEEP WINNING

>>713473920
schizochAds we won!

>>713473920
>Snoys get erectile dysfunction
>They get a waifu with a Dick

>>713473190
Kinda, but not really. Future Tharja goes mad after Grima fucks everything up and puts revenge as her top priority, but she cares about Noire in her own way. Present Tharja still has questionable interactions with everyone, but she's not malicious.

>>713473920
>Fear of the color red
lol, lmao, even

>>713473920
I experience A all the time it's really not that bad.

>>713473920
C Chads, having to get fucked by Kainé to get off is a plus

>>713473489
>can't pick both option A and the second row of B
Just like real life.

>>713473920
Come on, you have to pick a different disability for the WiiU. You can't pick something that comes with the system by default.

>>713474187
Well, guess she can invent a hex to keep the poop in or something

>>713473920
「GAME END」
Thank you for playing!

For context, I made these like 10 years ago. Some were Nintendo biased, some were Sony biased, I guess this one was PC biased. Only xbots were shafted always.

>>713474257
>wiiu
Why is that even up there? These images are almost ten years out of date :'(

>>713472561 (OP)
>all games and always up to date
Why would you pick anything other than PC?

>>713474370
Fuck. I should have chosen C. Chad Warden is BALLIN

>>713474370
the xbox choice is by far the best. its not even a question.

>>713474370
The Yoshi can eat the shit diapers?

>>713474525
ha ha

>>713474370
>D bros raped
A basically gets to craft a super human robo body and live inside of it forever how is there any downside here.

>>713474370
>xbots were shafted always
>xbox is objectively better than PS4 or WiiU in the posted image
bruh

>>713473920
There are no downsides to A I'm already dealing that shit.

>>713473920
A-chads just can't stop winning

>>713474370
>gruesome hallucinations
H-how do I make these stop?

>>713474370
>DABD
that's literally the best outcome I could've wished for

「NEW GAME START」
You may select column A, B, C, or D. Before each reveal, you may select your path going forward. You collect each reward on the way.

First reveal in 5 minutes.

>>713474790
Have you tried rebooting your body?

>>713473920
>everyone else gets a debilitating life-altering affliction
>PChands get a minor inconvenience
lmao imagine not picking A. Has there been a single negative yet?

>>713474370
Based, I really appreciate the creativity for a thread

>>713474860
Sticking with A

>>713474860
WiiUGAWDS This is our time

>>713474860
system A, waifu path a

>>713474370
Was this a stealth PC master race thread the whole time? PC literally had ZERO downsides and the best of every category except arguably waifu.

>>713472561 (OP)
PC can still play decomps, but i'll pick D hoping the rest will be good

>>713474860
Make your selection for "Gift". Next reveal in 5 minutes.

>>713475275
G

>>713475082
>ZERO downsides
Theodora was a literal prostitute. Being a cuck is a pretty big downside.

>>713475442
>kill her
>build a robo-waifu
problem solved

>>713474370
whelp should have picked A

>>713475275
Staying all in on D Wii fit trainer mogs Baikunt don't fuck me this time OP

>>713474860
A

>>713475442
she'll do anything for you, doesnt mean you're in a relationship, just use her

>>713475275
Make your selection for "Button". Next reveal in 5 minutes.

>>713475275
>missed Filia
FUCK!

>>713473920
>A
Hooray! I'm a schizo!

>>713472561 (OP)
has to be pc
fuck you

>>713475672
Doesn't mean the ghost can hurt you, right?

>>713475275
>A Chad's get to chose between the best waifus ever made

>>713472561 (OP)
lol, shit game
none of the console choices are good
>pc
>can't emulate
take a rope tranny

>>713474860
A, A, A, B, C, C

>>713475672
A to B to B so far, pretty decent.

>>713475672
D CHADS THIS IS OUR MOMENT TO SHINE

>891
Wow, what a gay cunt!

>>713474370
I don't know who Theodora is. But she's kind of ugly, so I'm building her a hot new robot body. She will be my test subject. If all goes well with her, I'll build my own robot body. My new robot body will cure me of the hallucinations.

>>713475672
Make your selection for "Extra 1". Next reveal in 5 minutes.

>>713476097
Smashing button on D until every board is gone this site is infested with troons

>>713476097
>PC
>Filia,
>Amazing Voice,
>Kill off one company (Apple)
I pick B, C and C now.

>>713474370
With that extra I should have chosen B. At least Pc chads don't have it that bad.

>>713476097
Finally, I can kill off Disney. If it has to be vidya that's a harder choice. I guess I'll go with Gearbox if I can wipe out its publishing arm too.

>>713476097
B

>>713476097
I can kill off a company? Tough choice. But I guess I'll kill off Sony. They're too far gone at this point.

>>713475712
can we trade? I wanted Cammy

>>713476097
Make your selection for "Waifu 2". Next reveal in 5 minutes.

ERRATA: When selecting Waifu 2, your choice becomes your lover, and BOTH other characters become your enemy.

>>713476097
>kill one company
I CHOOSE THE FEDERAL RESERVE

>>713476097
>PC
>Filia
>Voice
>Kill off company (have to decide which one later)
Uhh, let's flip a coin. Extra B?

>>713476460
No trading. Follow the rules.

>>713476097
>>713476097
>kill off one company

>>713476097
>red button
>deletes the bank for international debt settlements in basel, switzerland and saves humanity from eternal fiat enslavement
A-gods just cant stop winning, holy FUCK

>>713476585
>>713476647
OK, flipping a coin. B

>>713476585
Aw man, A let me down. I only get to delete a single memory in my whole life? Just 1? That fucking sucks. I'll just use it to reply Outer Wilds, and then I can't use it against for the remaining 50 years of my life.

>>713476585
>PC
>Filia
>Voice
>Federal Reserve
>Delete Memories
You cannot understand how much I'd love the latter. Imagine being able to instantly erase any gross shit you find online from your memories.

>>713476585
D bros... we're back... hold full right we're gonna make it...

>>713476585
so time travel and memory deletion are one time use, and internet argument is literally useless

daily dose is literally the best option

>>713476585
>cammy
>bone
>one company
>memory
hold on the memory and companh thing until i need it.

>>713476972
Internet argument is the most useful.

>>713476585
Make your selection for "Extra 2". Next reveal in 10 minutes. Please consider all available options.

>>713476646
>>713476653
>>713476785
love these guys

>>713477030
Rydia will finally be forced to marry me!

>>713472561 (OP)
wtf an actually fun thread for once? good job op

>>713477030
Eh, I'm not a huge fan of Tifa, but I do like big titties. So fine.

>>713477030
>missed my chance with Tifa

>>713477030
Hmm, I guess I get Tifa as per >>713476908

I'm gonna be honest, I never played her game.

>>713477030
>lightning canonically god tier
She can pwowotect me from Baikan and Wiifit. Ez choice

>>713477165
Wait, it's a choice BETWEEN the waifus?

Then definitely Fillia. Absolutely. No questions about it.

>>713477030
>get Rydia
That's good, I think?
Flipped a coin and got D over C.

>>713477065
Get in line

>>713477030
>Tifa
Based.

>>713477415
No.

>>713474370
>xbots shafted
>it’s just Commander Shepard 2.0 with color autism and a brown sidepiece

>>713477030
「GAME END」
Thank you for playing!

Apparently I forgot to finish this one. Your choices did not end up mattering. But isn't that what modern gaming is really about?

>>713477085
People forget this, but /v/ used to be an actual fun place to be 10-15 years ago.

>>713477030
>Kills off one company
HAHAAHAHAHA WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>713477816
CYOA threads are always fun
Thanks OP, you're alright

>>713477816
Good game op. Ac-hads won bigly

>>713472561 (OP)
A

>>713474370
>choose D
>get a red yoshi
>give it to B
>shit my pants

>>713477816
Prove you remember something from graph theory courses during your failed stint as a comp sci student in the foolish hope of making gaems, /v/: what is the optimal path here?

>>713474370
Xbros and PChads win, as expected.

>>713474370
b has the best upsides, but by far the worst downside. a is the best over all.

>>713473020
>no Lucario
what a waste of time

>>713478736
Your question already proves you failed CS. Every path has the same length unless you want to add weights to each node, then there would be an optimal path. But the weights are all going to be personal preference.

>>713477816
Thanks anon, its been a while since I've seen a fun thread like this on here

>>713477030
>Filia AND Tifa
PC gaming wins again baby

>>713474370
PC CHADS WIN AGAIN

>>713474370
'mirin' on c chads desu, cowboy gunslinger who gets railed daily by your futa gf while your broken dick flops around, chillin with your bro chad warden every night

>>713481750
One's your waifu, the other is your enemy. You don't get both, illiterate 'tard.

>>713473020
>Theodora
I can live with that

>>713484624
Each stage gives you a choice between 2 options.