Thread 713484531

Does it actually stand a chance against Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?

You can pretend it does.

>>713484531 (OP)
They couldn't even get stable framerates on the showcase.

It didn't even stand a chance against Dark Souls 2.

>>713484531 (OP)
Its not even out yet dumbass

Yes. We already won sister.

Most likely it will be BETTER than Clair Obscur

>>713484531 (OP)
This game will probably finish his career and force him to go Kickstarter.

>>713484531 (OP)
The productions values are too high for DS2 not to win GOTY.

Also, Japan and China hate E33.

I feel like a kid on Christmas so happy that I just have to go to sleep for the night and when I wake up in the morning, I can start playing. I can't remember the last time I felt like this. 42yo BTW.

>>713484531 (OP)
Sam fucks the shit out of Fragile literally, I'm not joking so yeah.

It’s better but the gotys are mostly awarded to Nintendo, faggotry and games for women so it’s got no chance.

the first game lost to Fromsoft: OH YEAH WE'RE A JAPANESE COMPANY
why the fuck would this one win shit, it will get nominated again bc that's a geoff stipulation

>>713487349
Do you honestly think anybody cares if some gamer plays a game on story mode or skips bosses? kek

>>713487645
It's meta. You guys are pretending Kojimbo won anything when it will get 70 metacritic score like the first game and will be raped hard by E33 in Geoff's awards.

>>713484531 (OP)
One of the best looking games i ever played. I'm totally impressed.

>>713487731
?

>>713487841
>ACK!

>>713487731
You hate this game as well, because it isn't turn-based?

lmao, what a sad existence.

>>713487841
now look at e33's

>>713487841
Based, Death Stranding also looks way better than E33 which is ugly UE5 quickscan slop. DS2 has a unique artstyle.

>>713484531 (OP)
Depends what you mean. As far as critic reviews, it looks like it'll be a bit short of E33. At The Game Awards though, it's got a better chance at GotY.

>Deadman dies
Kojima is a hack

>>713487951
Yep. DS2 already has a huge advantage because it is a beautiful game and doesn't look like typical UE5 diarrhea.

>>713487951
Starfield 2!

>>713487935
fewer reviewers obscurtranny

>>713488001
He wasn't truly alive anyway, because he didn't have a soul.

>>713484610
gottem
OP BTFO

I like the girl called RAIN WOMAN because when she goes outside it starts to rain which is why her name is RAIN WOMAN in all caps like that. Kojima is such a genius and he's so cool and awesome and makes such quirky games haha what a fantastic cocksucker he is.

>>713487114
Bro fucking astro bot won last year. People are forgetting how retarded the people who pick that shit are

>>713484531 (OP)
I'm salty Jojimbo barely touched Mexico and opened a bs portal to take the game down under.

>>713484531 (OP)
You can hide in the postboxes now.
10/10

>>713488038
Yeah, it's stunning, i was so impressed when i saw this! I especially love seeing all the Quixel assets they bought who aren't owned by Epic or Unreal at all!

The judges are gonna vote for E33 just to stick it to Kojimbo

Must have made a deal with konami

>>713488747
Ghost of Yotei has the best chances of winning GOTY, simply because the protagonist is a lesbian.

Kino. Absolute kino.

>>713488915
i will never get why people keep sucking off tsushima so hard
the combat is parryslopfest, the open world is ubisoft tier shit, the characters are boring, the story is generic muh samurai honor and the villain is a we-are-not-so-different-you-and-i spouting retard

>>713488950
why is every NPC/side character played by some celebrity guest like a quirky MGS boss but cringe instead of kino now?

>>713488950
Why the fuck is he actually trying to cause physical harm to him only to be chill afterwards? Buncha freaks, this is turbo dumbassery coming from the premise. IRL I'd just tackle the guy even if I have to tank a blow. I'm not playing a kung fu game of matching moves, the meatsack goes down.

>>713489695
He is testing Sam's worthiness. 'za is serious business.

>>713488950
This would be cool if it wasn't just a cutscene

who the fuck is Clair Obscur?

>>713488950
God I love Kojima.

>>713487785
thats bretty cool. death stranding is the only game that could justify having forests/jungles like these. other games only do it to fill their barren open world segments while here u will carry ur cargo while also playing as solid snake and 47-ing enemies.

>>713484531 (OP)
woke

>>713489145
>combat is parryslop
i wish it was. on mkb all i did was run in circles to isolate enemies, kill rangers first and rotate stances against the 3 other enemy types in the game. it was basic-attack-outstance slop

>>713489992
this is the man I looked up to the past decades. What a waste of my years.

>>713488346
>those rocks in the distance
>240p tier shit
>meanwhile all the vegetation
>8k shit
we'll be seeing tons of instances like these where the bought assets stand out like sore thumbs

>>713484531 (OP)
>So what's the verdict? Does Sloppa 2 beat The Sloppening: 33?
Kys

>>713488950
Holy shit
We are back boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp4gYd6jcSs

>>713488950
>jackie chan but pizza
absolute kino

Go to the theatres if you want Kino, I shan't play metal gear solid 7: nostalgia is a bitch

>>713490952
It actually looks good though.

>>713484610
fpbp

>>713490054
Ha! That's actually a 9 year old game, anon!

>>713488108
They make a point by the end of DS1 that he does

>>713484531 (OP)
I doubt it; they're the underdogs and it has been a pretty big hit so far. DS2 looks like it'll be great though too, so it'll probably just depend on how hard the game sweeps people off their feet.

>>713487114
does he carry the baby the entire time? somehow it being an actual baby is a lot more stoopid and retarded than a baby in a jar.
also, fuck e33. that faggot game written by a woman and french faggot needs to burn.
>>713487114
chinks are the ones shilling all these unreal engine games like e33 and stellar blade non stop on here.

>>713484531 (OP)
I will tell you in three days. Maybe 12, I will probably beat it before I go back to 4chan.
E33 made me cry harder than ds1 to be perfectly honest with ya!

PC this year?

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713491293
nah impossible. the new jim ryan said they'd still keep doing at least 1 year minimum exclusivity. ds released early because they were still experimenting and it was one of the first snoy games to get pc ported.

>>713491293
No, enjoy the beta testing period.

>>713488950
That's the type of stuff that was missing in DS cool/funny cutscenes, the first game took itself too seriously

>>713491293
No.

You're going to be waiting at least one year until DS2 is on PC. Realistically more like 2 years, because critic reviews are so high.

For GOTY? Absolutely not. For the Trans Lives Matters Award? That's a lock. When you put two "famous" trannies AND pander to the trannytuber fanbase, you're guaranteeing that award.

>>713484531 (OP)
Battle of Midway.

>>713492691
Hunter Schaffer is for his OD project, there is none in DS2.

>>713492759
I genuinely thought both art films were the same. Which one has the Capcom tranny?

>>713484531 (OP)
Is this head in ds2? Kojima knows when to bring in the hot chicks.

>>713484531 (OP)
70/30 for e33, ds2 needs to get over the sequel hump, goty will be heated this year, way more passionate than last year when everyone who hadn’t played SB didn’t know it was the best game of 2024
>Astor bot
An olive branch before 3 years of cute and funny side kicks.

>>713484531 (OP)
>30 minute cut scenes
Game or movie tell me what it is first.

So why exactly did Kojima make Sam get cucked by not-Solid Snake?
It is extremely retarded that Lou is the child of Sam's wife and not-Solid Snake instead of Sam's own child.

>>713492267
But I thought DS is a PERFECT game?
I bet if he added farting in DS2 you would say;

>That's the type of stuff that was missing in DS

>>713484531 (OP)
I chose the verso ending just to see what happened. What happened made my mouth agape, s oyshit for real, embarrassing as it is to admit, and twisted me up.
Ds2 will be phenomenal but it won’t make me feel like e3. Hate to say it, but kojima should take notes.
Prove me wrong koji, you’ve done it before.
…
New kojima game.
Fuck yeah
Now, everything changes

what calamity will you usher into the world with this one Kojima

>>713491464
>>713492529
1 year max, koji has a unique deal, DS1 is on Xbox

>>713484531 (OP)
No but it can keep on keeping on.

>>713484531 (OP)
>Does it actually stand a chance against Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?
pfft...haha......HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713493904
>DS is a PERFECT game?
It never was, I feel like everyone has at least one thing they don't like about the game even if they love it

>>713492529
is he just carrying the baby around now for no reason? she's not tethered to the other side anymore right?

>>713489145
>the combat is parryslopfest
And E33 isnt?

>>713495963
You only carry Lou in the very prologue. He is raising Lou by himself, isolated, in a bunker in Mexico.

>>713488950
How did kojima got oshii to do this when he's fun hater number 1? Blackmail?

>>713495740
>boomer acts like a child

>>713496258
not him but I'm 33, can I engage in silly discussion about video games too?

>>713488950
>Epic wacky big chungus moment!!!
u guys still get a rise out of this reddit shit?

>>713487195
Does Léa Seydoux show her tits in game?

>>713493856
What

>>713496715
Sam's wife was having an affair and got pregnant by the bandana soldier who was a porter in reality, not a soldier despite his boss battles.
Really came out of nowhere in Chapter 8 I think but there are 16 chapters, so who knows?

>>713496585
>redditfrog poster calling other things reddit

>>713493856
>>713497259
Just as I predicted

Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

>>713484531 (OP)
Can be just a movie like final fantasy Spirits within

>>713497259
> See the shit that is Campbell and Meryl
> And now about Lou
If I have a slice of pizza for everytime Kojimbo try that angle, I would have two

>>713484531 (OP)
Kojima never fails to present women as they are

>>713488001
There can only be one Deadman.

>>713488950
>Oishii becomes a pizza maker in Ds universe
Grim

Can't wait for Thursday

>>713489984
Dat black guy smilling at kojima lol

I don't need PS Plus for the online shit, do I?

>>713493856
japanese and their obessions with ntr

>>713488950
is this real

>>713491264
>also, fuck e33. that faggot game written by a woman and french faggot needs to burn.
i look forward to you seeing this game buckbreak you more and more as the years go on
Stellar Blade and E33 were both built to be played by blue-eyed white gigachads.

>>713488001
so does he get to go to the beach or not?

>>713500347
Yes

Has the ending leaked yet? I need to know if theres a Princess Beach-esque line in the game

>>713497259
Holy shit this is terrible lol

>>713500819
Yes. Game is mostly cutscenes, not kidding.

>>713491264
Yeah but Japan still hates something33. It only sold like 9k there.

Its DS all over again, but bigger, made with better technology, and some "QoL", like the skip gameplay option.

>>713484531 (OP)
has anyone extracted her model already for scientific purposes ?

Unironically cant wait for watching the boss fights and all the cutscenes on YouTube

>>713484531 (OP)
IGN HAS BIAS!!!!!!
IGN Entertainment Inc., a subsidiary of Ziff Davis, Inc., which was acquired by Ziff Davis in 2013. IGN has an exclusive media partnership with Sony and Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) owning 204,426 shares of Ziff Davis.

All these reviewers are in the same situation or similar, wait for a youtuber to review the game.

>>713488915
why is she so fat?

>>713484531 (OP)
>>713487114
This game seems pretty anti-semitic.

Skimmed through it all and it really does seem like a retread of DS1. Like it's nearly the same story just slightly different. Even the final boss is just another slugfest with Higgs who is then eaten unceremoniously.

>>713493856
>>713497259
BRAVO KEKJIMA!!

No way they cucking the father feeling out of Sam? What dumb writing.

that Bridges official is the same actor from Vanguard Nazi general?

>>713488950
Kojima is a retard and so are you for enjoying this.

>>713488213
>implying
Astro Bot deserved to win, only seething nincels disagree.

>>713489695
Maybe it's a japanese thing. Even in anime you could have someone pointing a loaded gun at a person with the intention to shoot, and then become good buddies right at the next scene

>>713491389
actually unironically the only reason i want to play this game

>>713484531 (OP)
I give it a 70-30 in favor of E33.
Suspecting a case of Dark Souls 2 syndrome with those reviews.

>>713484531 (OP)
>story
no
>music
no
>characters
no

but then again, i guess that
>gameplay
lol no