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What's your honest opinion on Kojimbo?

>References to vtumors & pop-culture
>overwhelming accessibility options that lets you skip anything you dont wanna do
Did an indie developer make this game?

No more egregious than having some nobody like Conan in the first game. Actually more appropriate since she's japanese media, making it belong more in the game.

>>713489654
No.

Biggest hack in gaming

>>713489721
But the game took place in the US.

>>713489721
This dude gets it. /v/ just wants to shit themselves in rage over a vtuber but forgot how the entire first game was filled with kojima giving his buddies and random people cameos

>>713489532 (OP)
shouldve been suisei so we could get some god tier porn using the ripped game model.

>>713489654
>lets you skip anything you dont wanna do
its not skipping, its pretending.
he's telling you you didn't beat the game

>>713489743
No, drunkman has that title

>>713489532 (OP)
100% ludo

>>713490191
Fine then 2nd biggest hack

>>713489532 (OP)
>we want the reddit audience

>>713489532 (OP)
Mint Fantome in shambles

>>713489654
the v-tuber shit is trash
the accessibility shit literally being a "pretend you won" button prompt where the game explains to you that you didn't actually technically win and you're hallucinating a victory you didn't really get is funny as fuck

>>713489721
>having some nobody like Conan in the first game.
Get off of /v/ Jay Leno.

>>713489532 (OP)
Cute Peko-chan

Just as long as I can still wear my yellow Bridges hat I'm good.

If Pekomama isn't in too, he's officially a hack

>>713489532 (OP)
Kino

How come woke shit is okay when Kojimbo does it?

man kojimbo is a fucking hack but I think it's a bit cute(in a retarded kid way) how he wants to be movie director and his putting his favorite celebrities in it willynilly.
Like putting Swatanigger vs rambo with other stars as side characters.

>>713489532 (OP)
he's based

I think the conversation has tipped too far towards the creator instead of his creations.

>>713489532 (OP)
I don't really care about this but it's going to make some people seethe uncontrollably so that's funny to me.

>>713489532 (OP)
Please tell me they didn't dub her and she speaks with her broken engrish

>>713492120
>woke shit
retarded fucker, pekora is racist as fuck and hates trannies, she's our girl

Cringe, but Kino.

>>713489654
Don't forget how he still pretends his games are above the likes of the "plebs" when it's the biggest pleb slop possible.

>>713493059
She's voiced by Lily Pichu in the dub.

>>713493059
she just speaks japanese

>>713493357
shut up

>>713493456
would have been so funny if she spoke english. I take everything back, kojumbo is indeed a hack and the haters were right

She has a drooling retard tier IQ why did he make her smart in this?

>>713489532 (OP)
i think he is having fun and i'm glad for him even though i've never played a single one of his games and from what i've seen i wouldn't enjoy them either

>>713490560
Sounds like ludokino to me

>>713493695
but aren't girls the cutest when they successfully defend their thesis and make you cry during arguments?

>>713493716
But what does your wife's boyfriend think of it?

>>713489532 (OP)
How different is the game to the first one? That looks exactly like how the reward scenes play out last time. I was expecting a jump like from MGS3 to MGS4.

>>713493796
idk about that senpai

>>713492958
this can't be fucking real omg

>>713489532 (OP)
>be Kojimbo
>be a nousagi
>add Pekora to your game because it's your company and what you say, goes
>90 on Metacritic
>/v/ in shambles

I see nothing but a win here.

>>713493930
he is dead

>>713489532 (OP)
Pre-MGSV: He had the sauce

Post-MGSV: He not only lost the sauce, but he returned the sauce the Konami and pulled out the actual sauce he had hidden in his ass for decades, revealing that the Konami-owned sauce was actually the better one when it had other chefs balancing it out. A Kojima-only sauce is the most rancid shit I've had the displeasure to taste. He's lost all credibility in the kitchen. Good riddance.

>>713494257
Reminder that she's also the official Sonic ambassador in Japan and she has her own japanese-exclusive DLC in Frontiers.

>>713492958
Why her with a zombie movie?

>>713494283
dangerously based

>>713492958
too bad the movie is rushed shit

>>713494218
MEL DESERVED BETTER
I could have saved her...

>>713494409
>There is a non-zero chance that Norman Reedus know who Pekora is.
I find that kinda funny for somw reason.

>>713489532 (OP)
>be kojima
>is a hollywood fanboy so he puts celebrities in his games
>is also a massive otaku and puts anime including literal vtubers into his games
Based beyond belief, /v/ loves to call kojima pretentious but this is the opposite. You will never see actual hacks like druckmann do anything like this.

>>713494409
lmao classic kojima ffs, he's telling a very serious story while also running around with a fucking bunny hat

GOTY

>>713494406
She has a guro fetish

>>713489532 (OP)
that hilarious

>>713489532 (OP)
Never saw anything wrong with Pekora being in DS2.

>>713494570
cuckmann's idea of anime is a bald ugly chink woman who hates men

>>713489532 (OP)
WHO THE FUCK STILL AKASUPA in a post-apocalyptic world?!

>>713494782
I don't trust you

>>713494821
They have their priorities straight.

MGS was an amazing marriage of gameplay and cinema. MGSV was the beginning of the downfall because open world is a plague. DS was boring as shit cause it has to make a statement instead of just being fun to play. I have zero interest in another DS if it's not a complete 180 apology MGS-like and it seems like it's another strand-type game so fuck that.

>>713494218
Who is Yozora Mel, and why is she retarded?

>>713494828
And I don't trust jannies

>>713494782
Imagine going to a website someone on 4chan tells you to go to.

I disliked a certain plot point from DS2 and really don't understand why it was even added.

>>713494856
kek filtered

>>713494789
Druckmann doesn't understand that all the things he wants to reference are cool because they weren't made by people like him

>>713489532 (OP)
HOLY FUARKKING KINO

>>713494923
She is dead now.

>>713494978
Don't have to imagine

>>713489532 (OP)
Kojima speaks to the soul, it feels like he’s having a conversation with you when you play some of his games.
Kojima fans have an open mind.

>>713494257
Korone is very popular.
Also this isn't even the first time Hololive has done interviews like this.
https://youtu.be/OqvQeI_ekVA
https://youtu.be/i8SlYNAocBI
https://youtu.be/kagG0-La61E
Not to mention they're having live streams and commentary at Dodger's Stadium in two weeks. It feels like people misunderstand what hololive is and just assume they're twitch streamers (they don't even stream on twitch) instead of general idol personalities aka relatively cheap advertisement like idols you'd find in Japan.

>>713494789
I can't wait to have a bald unlikeable potentially lesbian woman teach me about not-judaism in space.

>>713489782
Yes, Pekora is massively popular in the US, good job figuring that out

>>713493223
>>713494789
>muh cuckmann
it's always funny to see kojidrones deflect criticism to him

>>713495074
You what? Wtf...

>>713489532 (OP)
Pekora is sexy, so it's fine.

>>713495194
debra wilson should be in every game

>>713495151
Leave a piss sign outside her shelter

rrat?

>>713495184
Is she popular in Australia?

>>713495207
(As in the character)

>>713489532 (OP)
I'm glad this shit flopped

>>713495207
NTA but she got fired for breaking an NDA accidentally and everybody was upset by it (even the ones who fired her)

>>713494409
This is why I love Kojima. He’s full of himself but he’s also fully capable of taking the piss like this. Every other director is so up their own ass and has an incredibly fragile ego and is so obsessed with impressing people. Whereas Kojima is all just “I made this cause I thought it was cool lol”

I don't really like this moviegame making hack's stuff, but I respect that he does whatever he feels like and makes people like geoff keighley endure it.

>>713495312
ogey

>>713495207
She was unfortunately terminated. To keep it short, she broke NDA by disclosing information to someone who at the time she thought she could trust, only for that person to reveal that information. She still streams under another name, but I don't remember her channel.

>>713495326
yes the main demographic of australia (chinese people) are all weebs and love her

>>713495257
she is...

>>713490437
We need to gatekeep more.

>>713489532 (OP)
artists are all the same they have all these grand ideas but occasionally they need to get reigned in, in the case of kojima his vision can't take precedent over a games fun and core gameplay loop i wish he would understand there has to be a healthy balance and meet people halfway for a change.

>>713489532 (OP)
Okay so the dorito pope is definitely giving her the streamer of the year award this time.

>>713495140
Lol what the fuck, I need to see the crowd reactions to this

>>713495501
I would say I'm surprised she didn't receive it last time but the fatass who got it (CaseOh or whomever) was actually a pretty funny dude with reasonable opinions and a very respectful handling of his own chat. Still won't watch him but he seems like a great dude.

>>713495194
Defend what? Every metric is tracked

>>713495207
She got the boot for breaching company rules

>>713495564
Last year was record-breaking for Dodger's Stadium, both in volume and in merch lines.
Basically everybody loved it and the people who didn't know what hololive was just assumed it was a cartoon character or child.

>>713495564
Dodgers fans now unironically consider Gura and Hololive a lucky symbol because during that game they where losing however immediately after Gura sung take me out to the ball game they came back and won in the last inning iirc.

>>713489532 (OP)
I like him. I like his brand of nonsense.

>>713495685
gura is dead though

>>713495685
Ohtani still in shambles too

>>713495391
Nobody is more up their own ass than he is anon please

>>713495751
She's got a new channel coming up as an indie.

>>713495647
Didn't they have a massive win streak after Gura as a mascot gave them the mandate of heaven, and lost it after she left? I don't watch sportsball

>>713494218
the funniest shit its that the smartest one is a high school dropout.

>>713495751
Which just means that whatever Dodgers merchandise that was sold on that day of Gura is going to be worth a lot in the coming years. Especially since the Dodgers actually ended up winning that season as well.

>>713495786
Yes, pretty much. They went full beast mode under the guiding voice of Gura.

>>713495786
They ended up going on a massive win streak and won the entire thing yes, keep in mind they where on a losing streak before the Dodgers Hololive collaboration.

>>713495832
Speaking of the dodgers merch they just finished up their merch designs for this year's night
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1937344936510451752

>>713489834
Truth nuke

>>713495993
Don't know much about Hololive, are the vtubers who get chosen for this their most viewed tubers or is it just random?

>>713495764
Can't believe I never heard of this. What a cursed timeline.

>>713494406
korone loves horror movies

>>713496168
Mostly just whomever the sponsor wants. Last year it was Pekora, Gura, and Suisei though since Ohtani was also a fan of the bunny girl Pekora (and hololive night happens on his birthday).

>>713495120
>Piss text
Jesus I should be careful about what I save here

>>713495768
Not enough holocaust references for you, anon?

Not even mad, my buddy is going to buy this and wtf all over my comms this weekend because of it lol.

>>713495580
The awards are decided by a judging panel. Even if Geoff wants to suck of Kojima a literal vtuber was probably too much for them.

>>713492958
lmao wtf

>>713489532 (OP)
Kojima is a fucking nigger and Death Stranding 2 looks like shit.

>>713496868
Cool story bro

>>713496959
wow an actual shill in the wild

>>713496327
Time to start sterilizing everything you save by copy and pasting it into an image editor of your choice first.

>>713495194
>two left hand
is this jojo reference?

>>713497045
>look Lou, this guy is seething hard. Haha, what a loser

>>713489532 (OP)
Sex with Pekora.

>>713489834
Sex with Suisei.

>>713492958
Sex with Korone.

>>713496190
go look up the Nikke + Padres colab, it's way weirder.

>>713494218
Sex with Mel, Shion, Towa and Nene.

>>713494769
Sex with Ina.

>>713495140
Sex with Biboo and IRyS.

>>713495647
Sex with Gura.

Sex with my hand. ; ;

>>713489532 (OP)
korone is the only good v-tumor and by design only

>>713490560

So it's like that chicken hat in MGS5?

>>713489532 (OP)
PEKORA COSMETICS FOR A 5 STAR CONNECTION

KOJIMA YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN