Thread 713560380

So Jay, what did you think of Death Stranding 2?

>I think it's great that Kojima is giving his female actresses the chance to put their best foot forward
>*slide whistle*

AIDS
>shoves entire vader funko pop up his rectum

>>713560792
>*awkward silence, Mike just looks*
>Oh I was talking about Pekora

>>713560792
>Good thing he didn't facescan Quentin Tarantino.

>>713561234
kek

>>713560380 (OP)
>REMEMBER SOLID SNAKE?

>>713560380 (OP)
>*Insert reference to an episode of Star Trek*

Why does the Internet hate them so much now?

>>713562230
Because they’re communists

>>713562230
What did they mean by this

Would Rich bring up Evangelion as a reference?

>>713562230
4chan isn't the whole internet

>well Mike, I didn't loove it, but I didn't hate it. I'm a fan of Hideo Kojima's work as a director but I kept asking myself "where's the male on male rape scene?"
>well Jay, I myself missed one of his iconic elderly abuse scenes

>>713562230
We do?

>>713562372
lol

>>713562230
Because we realized Mike was completely wrong about the prequels.

>>713562230
A few spergs on /tv/ aren't the internet.

>>713562516
You should cut your cock off if you haven't already.

BAP BAP BAP
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

>>713562230
Because they're objectively right 80% of times of why specific thing is bad. Also because they're centrist overall. Also shitty youtubers hate them because RLM parodied them in Nerd crew videos.

>>713562849
DOBSON YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SUPPOSD TO DRINK YOUR OWN URINE
MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA BE A SERIAL KILLER FOR SURE
wow nice ass

>>713560380 (OP)
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN!?

>>713562516
This tbqhdesu

>>713562230
They called AI art shit

So which industry has it worse now? Movies or vidya?

when is the Lynch tribute you hack frauds

>>713562869
>Nerd crew videos
"consume product and get excited for next product" was a knife to the ribs for alot of those overly accepting fanboys

Predict Jay's reaction to 28 Years Later RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

>>713563306
They already did Twin Peaks reviews

>>713562372
>[Rich Evans laugh track]

Mike and Jay hate video games though?

>>713563365
Liked the first 20 minutes, found some shots to be really out of place, didn't like the mom with cancer subplot but still commends it for doing something else instead of just being a straight up zombie movie, also found the ending to be really out of place tonally

>>713562230
The internet doesn't. Parts of /tv/ does because they're so sensitive that a few extremely tame Trump jokes set them off. Obviously they don't like Trump but only Rich really makes that obvious. Mike and Jay make fun of everyone.

Personally I have become less interested in their content OVERALL. I still love BotW and it actually feels like it has had a bit of a resurgence with some great episodes lately, but HitB is unwatchable trash. They primarily watch shitty horror films or direct to tubee/peacock obscure shit. I miss when they regularly watched blockbusters and would actually appraise them with a film critic's eye. That was many years ago now. Mike just spends 10 minutes rewriting the plot and Jay laughs. That pretty much summarizes most episodes of HitB now.

I like the RLM guys. Their movie commentary is good and funny. They should maybe try doing a separate channel about videogames. Get Rich Evans and a guy that looks like Moby with AIDS to host it.

>>713563656
It's amazing how shitty Previously Recorded was. It's weird because both Rich and Jack are huge gamers and play a ton of games but they talk like people who have never played games before. Rich is down to play stuff like XCOM which isn't for normalfags, but then he talks like someone's grandpa.
The only good part of Previously Recorded was Jay randomly popping in.

>>713562230
mike is depressed because of whats happening to his people in the deserts

>>713563269
Movies for sure

>>713563756
If you didn't realize it yet, Rich is kind of a retard and has a lot of trouble expressing himself, he's funny when you watch heavily edited videos including him, but livestreams don't have that luxury

RLM is great when they aren't talking about Star Goys or Goy Trek.

>>713563269
Movies. You don't get any classic anymore like in the 80s 90s and 2000s. While there are shit games nowadays, we do get some good ones time to time especially from Indies.

>>713562561
This the Plinkett reviews aged horribly

>>713563269
Indie movies are more dead than indie games for some reason (c'mon cameras have never been cheaper), movies are basically the vidya industry as if only AAA garbage existed.

>>713562561
Not only wrong he intentionally spread misinformation about George Lucas and slandered him

>>713562561
>we
Let me guess you listened to another eceleb debunking those videos?

Star Wars is dogshit across the board (yes, even the originals) and I never want to hear about it ever again.

>>713562869
>>713563346
the funniest thing about Nerd Crew is that they were William Shatner's first introduction to RLM, and he refused to guest star on Best of the Worst because he didn't realize those were satire and assumed they were sincerely cringey guys.

>>713564109
The video where they talked about that Mike sounded genuinely heartbroken, it was fucking hilarious.

>>713564109
Tbh i don't blame him, even as satire they were too tame compared to some actual turbospergs, no wonder he thought that they were serious

>>713562561
>>713563978
>Be fagtarded young ass millennial
>Grew up on the shitty ass prequels
>See the sequels that are somehow worse
>SEE? URINE IS BETTER THAN SHIT SO THEREFORE URINE IS GREAT!
The prequels suck balls, but the sequels suck ass.
The most credit I can give to the sequels as that they ARE the vision of one (retarded) man. The sequels are board directed, focus tested boring milk toast slop. The prequels also have the benefit of every single frame and line of dialogue becoming a meme at this point which makes them at least funny-bad. The sequels are boring-bad.

>>713564043
No I can actually pay attention to dialogue and understand character motivations and themes.

>>713562230
they got too mainstream so hipster /tv/ pretends to hate them now despite watching every video

>>713564220
this nigga hates sand

>>713564089
>he didn't watch Andor
Honestly, Andor is good because it's not really Star Wars

>>713564220
Really? At what age did you realize this?

>>713562561
He wasn't wrong. Things just got significantly worse

I wonder how many n bombs mike has dropped

>>713562561
The only mistake Mike has made has not fully admitting that the prequels ARE better than the sequels. He has gotten close. In one of their reviews for one of the many, many Star Wars spinoff series he gave the prequels some credit. He just needs to come out and say it. The sequels are far worse than they reviewed them ass and time has been even worse to them.
I can forgive them for their initial positive reaction to TFA when it is just A New Hope-lite-lite-diet, but with benefit of hindsight it also sucks. Nearly everyone had a positive first impression of it.

>>713564270
Sand brings back bad memories.
>>713564284
Much younger than you it seems.

>>713564503
>i can forgive them
Have you realized how faggy you sound?

>>713564282
Don't care.

Red Letter Media stopped being funny/fresh in 2015. The whole 'deadpan snarky review who constantly shits on mainstream garbage yet reviews all said garbage' shtick got old very fast. Space Cop was embarrassingly terrible.

>>713564562
It's just a turn of phrase, nigga.

>>713564531
>words words words
Is this a lefty meme? No wonder shitty coombait manga outsell comic books

>>713564626
>weeb struggles with literacy
Shocker.

>>713560380 (OP)
when are they gonna review deltarune

>>713564672
Oh my lord i'll never appreciate the genius behind sponsored fan fiction

>>713562230
Only zoomies who grew up with the Star Wars prequels hate them

>>713564503
Prequels are cheesy but good. Also Mike is to boomer-ish and refuse to watch any cartoon or play videogame (Star Wars, Star Trek). He misses out a lot of stuff that people actually appreciate about the prequels.

>>713564773
>He didn't like the prequels
>He should consume this shit that he isn't interested in to like the prequels

I haven't watched the original trilogy of Star Wars since like, 1998. That's how little I care about these fucking movies.

>>713563269
movies kinda fuck themselves/their bottom line with streaming.. they thought it would be a golden goose.. but now they make less money and cinemas are dying as well...
movies have it hard now... gaming devs also have it hard now but mostly because there are now soooooo many games released in any given month that its now more than entire years worth of releases just a decade ago

>>713564736
Some of the best Star Wars writing is in the EU

>>713564576
They also went woke.

>>713565134
Keep remaining ignorant nigger

>>713565221
>He thinks he's cultured for reading literal sponsored fan fiction that even George Lucas called shit

>>713565279
Last (you)

>>713565279
George was going to use darth talon in ep7

>>713564942
whoa what a badass

>>713565154
But they didn't go broke

>>713565376
This isn't reddit lil bro, you don't have to tell me if you're giving me internet points or not

>>713565383
So? Anything that wasn't directly from Lucas was tertiary material that he could use as he pleased. He didn't need to adhere to the licensed fanfics that other people made.

>>713564915
There's a difference between "thing is bad" and "I don't like thing". He's unfairly nitpicky about prequels and like I said refuse to watch cartoons because of the simple fact that it's animated. Like how boomer-ish take is this.

>>713565383
Based old man

>>713565383
George knew jackshit about the character and only liked her because she's hot and at first wanted a Darth Maul game set in the future for the sole purpose of having her appear in it, desu not even mad that's based

>>713562230
They shill disney dogshit now

Mike is dangerfat and his alcoholism is really starting to show on his face.

>>713562561
Wrong

>>713565656
How much time does he have left?

>>713565383
I AM SORRY GEORGE

>>713565383
Much better choice than Rey "Skywalker" Palpatine.

>>713564773
The thought of Mike making a Plinkett video on KOTOR makes me sick.

>>713565741
They're all in their mid to late 40s right? I think Jay is around 45 and Mike and Rich are like 47 or 48. If mike stops drinking and loses some fucking weight He's could live for another 30-40 years. But at his current trajectory he could die within 10-20 years. Jay and Rich both lost a lot of weight but seem to have gained it back recently.

>>713565656
Sounds familiar

>>713566006
Man seeing a fat Jap really illustrates how wretched American food is. When Asians get fat it's just a little pot belly and minor moobs. When Americans get fat we have major hormone problems. Obese dudes grow actual tits and obese women smell like the men's locker room after football practice.

>>713565995
Wtf I thought they were older

>>713566205
>that filename

>>713566205
Being fat makes you looks older. Jay still looks pretty good. He could still be hot if worked out. He was a while ago, it's a shame he stopped and went back to the beers. Mike has that upper abdominal liver bloat and Rich has the body of a melted marshmallow.

>>713566006
Let him cook.

>>713565656
He's literally a millionaire

>>713566592
Proof that money can't buy happiness.
More money than he knows what to do with and he blows it on movie props and liquor. That sweet child free life sounds like a blast.

>>713562561
I genuinely think that a good litmus test for a viable human being is their opinions on the Star Wars prequels.

They are one of the few movies that are FACTUALLY bad. They have literally no merit whatsoever. They are ugly. The story is dumb. The music is awful. Literally everything about it is incompetent, down to its core. Lucas is an objectively bad director.

If you like the prequels, that's fine. It's okay to like bad things. But if you sincerely come at me, trying to convince me that the prequels are actually "really deep, guys", you are a quasi-human. You are Der Untermenschen. You are the genetic abomination which Hitler warned about.

>>713564018
Oh no the poor billionaire

>>713564208
Mike's reviews of the sequels are typical "critic" dogshit. Where they bitch and moan because an actual director took interesting decisions. He liked the new Star Trek movies, that instantly should take away any prestige old fucks pretended he had. He is funny, that's it.

Go to vocaroo, record your best Mike impressions, and post here.

>>713560380 (OP)
How would jay respond? Something like
>I just think its wonderful they gave an unlimited budget to a retarded child with no restraint, just so he could meet celebrities he likes

The intro would be like:
>mike: you thought James Cameron was the only director to make a 16 hour movie but here comes the next cinematic epic from Hibeo Kohimbo. A movie with so much walking i thought i was watching Run Lola Run; IT FUCKING SUAHKS

>>713562230
They fell off ages ago and it really feels like a self centred show just doing what mike wants. They don't even review anything anymore.

>>713566642
>He's totally miserable bro!
It's a character he portrays dipshit
>R-rich people are totally more miserable than me!!
lol, lmao.

>>713566679
>I genuinely think that a good litmus test for a viable human being is their opinions on the Star Wars prequels.
>They are one of the few movies that are FACTUALLY bad. They have literally no merit whatsoever. They are ugly. The story is dumb. The music is awful. Literally everything about it is incompetent, down to its core.

agreed but i like them not because of any criteria you listed... i like them because me liking them makes you angry, me liking it literally releases chemicals in YOUR BRAIN that damage your health... and i didnt even have to touch you.. literally all remote just by me liking these movies and you getting angry for me liking them. Loser.

>>713566874
This sounded badass inside your head didn't it?

>>713562230
They are popular and mainstream and hipsters never went away you were just shamed into ceasing to notice them

I don't think Kojima has made a mistake by making Death Stranding 2
You know what was a mistake? Ishtar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_Odb-Bd1E

>WOWWWWW really? Noo. No.
>Hohhhh boy.
>No, no, no, Rich! No, Rich! RICH! You're forgetting this verrrry important plot point that explains that!
>SO THEN THIS NEXT thing happens in the plot
>COME ON. Come onnnn. Come on!
>Ohhh, Jesus Christ. Ughh.

at least Best of the Worst is still great.

>>713566874
>I'm LITERALLY retarded!

>>713566679
>They are ugly.
They factually have some of the best alien, robot, starship, costume, and planet designs in all of sci-fi.

>>713567051
ReView is good too

>>713567046
He was not looking so good in his last couple appearances. How are these guys all so damn fat?

>>713566679
I believe a good litmus test for a viable human being is when people don't pretend like art can be "objectively" good or bad.

Well done anon, you failed.

>>713567070
You're just wrong. I don't know what to tell you. Something in your brain is defective, and you are stupid. In an ideal world you would not have any right to vote. These are the most bog-standard, ugly, boring, generic sci-fi aliens in all of fiction,

>>713567070
star wars always felt like it never took itself seriously to me like yeah they're aliens but the design seems like a mockery of something more than it does something that actually exists

>>713562561
It's not that they were wrong about the prequels, it's that they were super wrong about it being a good thing if it got bought out from Lucas and given to some idiot like Abrams.

>>713567135
Midwestern American diet

>>713567046
There's no reason to bring Beardfat back anymore now that we have comic guy who is better at cracking jokes and has better insights altogether.

>>713566748
prequels* kek

>>713567051
I'm glad they focus more on botw and re:view

>>713567156
Fuck me, no. No. No no no no. We are not having this conversation. Art is OBJECTIVE. There is an OBJECTIVE CRITERIA in order to make a COMPETENT, QUALITY piece of art.

>>713566941
are you angry?
heh i win again

>>713567260
New movies are awful.

>>713567046
I refuse to watch any video with this faggot, i don't care if the video has the cure for cancer, this is literally the guy they made fun of with the nerd crew

>>713567224
>Rapist: Dick Israel

>>713566642
Mike actually has a kid

>>713567195
Sure most of the non-humanoid aliens and droids were cartoonish but when they were taken seriously they could be very cool.

>>713562230
because modern movies suck so they don't make movie review content and just rehash old shit or watch zany dogshit from the 80s.

>>713567308
Angry? Angry?? ANGRy?!?!?! Im fucking PISSED OFF!!!!

Mike was irreparably broken by that dude doing an impression of him.

>>713564503
they hate the craft of those movies too much to ever do that. they view them as an insult to film making. as soulless as the disney movies are written, as basic films mike and jay find them less objectionable. they shat on rian's sophmoric script but they have a modicum of respect for him as a director.

>>713567291
Quality is subjective. Cope.

>watching a video of theirs from 5 years ago
>rich evans using the word layman
>video from a couple months ago
>saying 'layperson' now

>>713567441
Who?

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage SHOUJI TABUCHI!!!

>>713562230
They made fun of shitty zoomlenial nostalgia flicks

>>713567530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsTW3YV-VBY

>>713567046
unpopular opinion: the worst part time rlm castmember is 10 more tolerable to watch than rich evans.

>>713567646
Rich is the glue that holds that entire company together.

>>713567438
No not the doomguy (zombie version) :-O calm down i was just joking dont be angry with me!!!

>>713567461
If that's true, why is there a consensus? If quality art is just this spontaneous chaos with no direction, how come people don't treat it that way? Why do we have a musical hall of fame? Why do people tend to listen to good songs more than bad songs? What you're saying implies that there's a world where someone just slamming on a keyboard can potentially be just as loved as Queen or The Beatles.

Patton Oswald was the worst guest they've ever had. He is such an unfunny faggot and obviously didn't even want to be there.

>>713567640
KWAB

>>713562230
They're overall still decent, but all their newer videos drag on way too long. They used to make the same points and jokes in their 15~30 min videos compared to these 60~90 behemoths they put out now.

>>713562561
I haven't seen it. If he says they're shit, he's right.

>>713567804
>why is there a consensus?
The consensus is changing. People now agree that the prequels and EU are miles better than any Disney slop.

>>713567893
Some of them are getting close to 2 hours but that's fine with me. I love watching these idiots get drunk and talk about awful movies.

>>713567817
What about Max Landis?

>>713568024
>People now agree that the prequels and EU are miles better than any Disney slop.
This is it. This is literally it. This is the ground zero. This is the embodiment of everything wrong with humanity, right here. I'm not saying this as a meme or a joke, you should genuinely kill yourself.

>>713568105
Why do you insist on talking like a faggot?