Foolish dingo! You must find and devour the seven crystal babies!
Or else spend all of eternity in DEEP DIDGERY DOOOO!
Mwuahahahaha!

Boomers really thought a baby being eaten by a wild dog was the second funniest thing in the world after George Carlin.

http://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22seven%20crystal%20babies%22/type/op/

>LOL wild animals wouldnt eat the most conspicuous defenseless prey possible
wise words from the lead, asbestos, and alcohol generation

Imagine your baby gets dragged out into the desert to be eaten alive by a dog.
Maybe the culmination of two peoples love turned into feces.
And you go to prison and everyone roasts you

Simpsons was never funny and just replied on homer being retarded and liking le epic donuts when they weren't referencing some other form of media or politics

>It's another zoomer doesn't understand former generation thing thread
You fucks are literally the end of the human species.

>>713563808
the early simpsons is kino

>>713563919
I've tried watching the show, I've tried watching funniest clips complications on Youtube. None of it is funny to me. It's just insanely boring gags, making fun of politics or capitalism or some celebrity, or when they're feeling really spicy, HOMER DUMB!!! HOMER HUNGRY!!!!

>>713562161 (OP)
seven fancy german cars

>>713564065
I bet you love Seinfeld and Friends you fucking psychopath.

>boomers shit and pissed themselves in laughter while clapping at this scene

>>713564154
I never watched Friends but I love Seinfeld

>>713564279
I rest my case. Your sense of "humor" is absolute fucking trash.

>>713562161 (OP)
Lisa episodes aren't funny

>it's a future episode
>Lisa is the president and Bart is a bum

>>713564529
Actually Bart became a chief justice in the end

>>713563808
shortly after the movie they became about as funny as sunday newspaper comics

>>713562161 (OP)
sweet reference referencing a reference bro

>>713564734
>lisa becomes president
>appoints her brother to the supreme court
Deepest lore.

>>713562161 (OP)
>>713562245
Samefag. Also that reference was and still is funny, fuck all of you weepy faggots lookin for shit to be mad about, peace

>>713566163
Babies dying isn't funny and neither is George Carlin yelling random curse words, boomer.

>>713564179
Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee is still an amazing line

im surprised bender isnt more popular on /v/.

>>713566617
It's 2025.

>>713566270
>boomers shit and pissed themselves in laughter while clapping at a pun

>>713564529
>It's a Lisa marriage episode
>They burn the English flag and douse it in poop
>They call off the wedding because pigs

>>713562161 (OP)
That dingo didn't eat the baby

>>713564179
That's because it's funny you joyless subhuman.
>>713566270
Based.

>>713564065
>making fun of politics or capitalism or some celebrity,
You are literally watching modern Simpsons and don't understand why it's not funny.

>>713566617
He's Mexican so half of /v/ would cry about it.

>>713562245
They thought it was the most audacious lie in the world. They thought they were mocking a sociopath so lazy she couldn't even come up with a believable lie.

>>713564432
Cry harder chud

>>713566916
How old are you

>>713567185
the joke is that it's a reference to a shitty 60s movie

>>713567374
No, that's not what the joke is. Try again.

>>713567374
And it's a funny joke.

>>713564179
for me it was the megaman sprite cartoon with heatman. why heatman anyways?

>>713567325
why exactly was it so hard for people to believe that a dingo ate her baby?

>>713568363
City dwellers fundamentally do not understand what the wilderness is like and how dangerous wild animals can be

>>713562245
>>713562701
>>713563718
https://youtu.be/ADpKWbu_Hwc?t=41
>>713564529
>the end all be all goal of your life should be to become a politaycian so you can be the preh see dent to the dear you ess of ay
bravo simpson

>>713564734
I think they've given up on continuity for the future episode, the last one had Lisa gets with Nelson

>>713567352
Marge episodes are still funny. Lisa episodes are never good.

sneed

>>713572701
troonscapades

>>713566617
/v/ is Brannigan turf, keep moving tin man

>>713568363
Boomers never saw any wild animals going to a store, so obviously they don't need to eat food

>>713568208
Racist Mario reference?

>"I keep making God madder and madder."

>>713574258
this

>>713568476
this

>>713564179
lmao, cope

>>713575721
>Lisa! I'm coming for ya, nigga

>>713562245
And they were right

>>713567325
How much lead did those boomer retards eat? If you said that stary pitbull ate your baby nobody would disbelieve it but because Australian feral dog has a funny name it's an outrageus lie?

>>713564179

>all these butthurt australians about 30 year old jokes
They really are just a bunch of sissies aren't they? How else could they become a feminist shithole.

>>713562245
The parents were still worthy of mockery for taking their 9 week (weeks, not month) old baby on a camping trip to pic related

>>713567352
Why are you gay vurgin

>>713577723
Based Golden Sun enjoyer

>>713564065
>clips compilations
That's your generation's problem. You can't just sit down and take something in as a whole. You bite off little digestible fragments and wonder why you aren't enjoying something that was never meant to be consumed that way. Nothing important happens in a vacuum. There's context. There's a whole sequence of events surrounding anything that happens. Simpsons jokes can't be reduced to youtube shorts