>potions have hidden debuffs

I can fix her.

>>713585929 (OP)
do xrays work like that?

>>713586121
Yes, they do.

>>713586121
The new ones yes, the old ones were a lot more blurry on organs.

>>713586121
Yes. You'll want an MRI for a super detailed look but a plain ol' CT scan will show you enough to tell if your liver is shot.

>kikuri the 4chan

>>713585929 (OP)
I wish she'd step on my face barefoot

>>713586282
Equating a CT scan with a standard X-Ray is silly

>>713588165
This but my dick and gently instead

>stopped drinking almost completely
>have half a beer every month or something
>feel infinitely better
take care of yourself before it's too late kids

my drunk wife

>>713588973
will you pay for her liver transplant?

>>713589134
Do you pay for health care in Japanponland?

>>713589341
yes

>>713589341
iirc you need to pay with your own money first, and the state cover your cost afterward.
With 90% of all loanshark stuff being people having a relative that got into an accident and thus needed to pay the hospital bill on the spot or be denied care.

>never smoked in my life
>the only one in my family to ever get lung cancer because everyone refuses to smoke outside and forced me to inhale all that shit against my will daily

>>713590035
>>713589405
lmao what?
glav i live in a shithole country where i don't have to take a credit card out when i get hit by a fucking car

>>713588597
I just stopped by equating it with junk food. I don't buy junk food, keep pizza or ice cream in the fridge, because I know I'm just gonna eat it. But I'll have pizza if I'm going out, sure. Same principle with booze.

I miss getting drunk every day but like, I wasn't even playing much videogames. It's worth just becoming a teetotaler I guess.

>>713590110

>>713590035
>thus needed to pay the hospital bill on the spot or be denied care.
Do nips really? Even in Ametimutt land hospitals are obligated to do at least the bare minimum to treat you if you've got a life threatening emergency

>>713590449
good strategy. i don't eat fast food at all, but i do eat ice cream etc often, so i guess i have one more addiction to beat

I've only ever gotten drunk twice in my life. I'm 32.

>>713585929 (OP)
She's pregnant

>>713590110
That sucks

>>713590864
kinda swag tbqhwyf

i'm 31 and drunk atm for the millionth time and want to stop. my life stinks.

>>713585929 (OP)
alcohol is fucking garbage, why do people throw their lives away for it?
>doesn't even feel that good
>is a poison, gives you massive hangovers and damages every single organ in your body
>one of the only drugs that can kill you if you withdraw from being a heavy drinker suddenly

I get high almost every day with either a dry herb vape or a gummy/brownie
should I be concerned

>>713591074
Makes you feel good for a bit
You know, like all drugs. Alcohol is just socially acceptable.

>>713591074
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>713591074
Glad I never got into it. Every time I tried anything alcoholic it just tasted bitter and awful
And I think 'So I have to PUSH myself to get to like this? That will slowly kill me AND is expensive? It's just like smoking then.'

>>713591074
Boredom.
Feels pretty good when you maintain a buzz and 99% of hangovers are just dehydration.

Detoxing when you've overdone it is no fun though. Love me those heart palpitations and hot/cold/flushes.

>>713591074
>>713591265
People who only have six beers and give up because it tastes yucky and their tummy hurts

>>713591421
Tell me why I should start drinking then.

>>713591421
I don't see what the reward is supposed to be for 'pushing on'
I don't have to 'give up' on drinking things I already enjoy and don't come with all these other downsides.

>>713591074
>doesn't even feel that good
I like it, it feels and tastes good
>is a poison, gives you massive hangovers and damages every single organ in your body
There's a shitton of things that poison you, never have gotten hangover
>one of the only drugs that can kill you if you withdraw from being a heavy drinker suddenly
Not even close to it. Alcohol withdrawal killing people is actually somewhat rare, not even close to shit like opioids or substances like heroin and crack

>>713591265
You unironically might have "super taster" genes which is a mutation that makes certain bitter foods taste worse/better because you can actually taste parts in it others can't. Majority of people who hate alcohol and complain about it being bitter have this mutation. If you can taste or sense the ethanol in alcoholic drinks you have it. Along with cilantro tasting like soap

>>713591074
Alcohol has uses and benefits but it just wasn't meant to be consumed in quantities and concentrations we have today.

>>713590110
>tfw all of my dad's brother's had cancer at some point or died of cancer except my dad

>>713591474
>>713591501
Being drunk is really fun. It's not complicated.
Of course you can't compare it drinking a tasty little soda, the rewards there are upfront and immediate and uncomplicated.

>>713591421
the reward is death, alcoholics are just speedrunning their suicide because they don't have the balls to do it straight up

>>713591558
>alcohol withdrawal killing people is actually somewhat rare, not even close to shit like opioids or substances like heroin and crack
Opioid and cocaine withdrawals can't kill you.
And alcohol withdrawal is common as fuck, except to get to the point of delirium you need to be drinking at least a handle a day

>>713591657
>He considers inebriation a plus
That's not a good sign

>>713585929 (OP)
Imagine being asian

>>713585929 (OP)
>tfw had my liver and abdomen ultrascanned today
Boy I sure hope they find nothing since I haven't drunk booze in a decade...

>>713588165
is there any good feet fanart of her? need something to fap to

>>713590110
I feel like this is child abuse and or murder desu

>>713591646
>tfw only females in my family have gotten cancer
>tfw my sister will probably get cancer at some point
>tfw she's the only sibling I have

>>713591720
Everyone dies someday. You could never drink a drop and then get hit by a truck at 35 or get early onset alzheimer's at 65. Don't worry about the future so much, it'll surprise you.

You also don't have to be an alcoholic to drink lol it's such an mommy's boy autismbrain way of thinking to react to someone having a couple beers on a friday night like they're slitting their wrists right in front of you

>>713591558
>nuh-uh the post
Very convincing

I don't drink but I wish I had a cute anon bf who I could force to drink

>>713591741
Anon why do you think almost every society in history has a drinking culture? Because it's fun. It's only the weird gay ones that don't let you wipe your ass on saturdays that say you can't.

why the fuck would you ever waste your time getting fat on disgusting ass beer when you can just take shots of vodka and be drunk immediately without any downsides

>>713591896
What else did they even have to drink

>>713591074
it does feel good just dont overdo it like a retard. you probably just have a low tolerance because you dont consume alcohol often so just keep to the weak shit and you'll get better. i can drink a fuck ton before i feel anything because ive been drinking since i was 14 (i thought it made me cool (i was right))

>>713591862
the whole
>alcohol is le evil drug
is completely divorced for actual reality so I'm not sure what is there to say but nuh uh

>>713590864
I gave up drinking when I missed a childhood friend calling for help because I got blitzed out my ass on new years like a decade ago. I was never a really habitual drunk but that night made me never want to risk being so drunk I couldn't drive somewhere ever again.

>>713591979
>>713591835
Stop downplaying it you retards
Damn near all problems in society are because of you drunkards

Literally clogging up the hospital from accidents you cause or are involved in. Clogging up rehabilitation because baby has to have his bot bot

>>713591835
>well we all die someday so its okay being a retard LOOOOL
I'm talking about alcoholics, not people who drink 2 beers on a friday night. Very autism mommy's boy way of thinking here that you felt the need to defend yourself in a basket weaving forum after someone mentioned alcoholism

>>713591646
He was the one brother that didn't have the cancer gene, and you're descended from him

>>713591830
What the hell what sort of cancer? Make her cut her tits off or whatever

>>713592054
God the amount of drunks that i have to deal with in the er is such a drag, there is a 90% chance that they will puke their brains out all over the bed

>>713591950
this. i used to hate getting and didn't find it worth chugging 6 beers until i sucked it up and started taking shots. now i love getting drunk and even prefer it over being high. Its so quick and easy.

>muzzies crashing out against superior culture once again

>>713591956
Milk, tea, later coffee. Also lots of sweet drinks and honey drinks and stuff like that. We've been drinking nice stuff that tastes good that isn't alcohol for about as long as we've been drinking alcohol.

>>713592227
>He was the one brother that didn't have the cancer gene, and you're descended from him
I forgot to mention he got hit by a truck and died

>>713592105
Okay, you can play straight edge and never have a beer and a round of multiplayer and then die of scrotal cancer anyway.

Hey, if you wanted my comeback I'd slurp it right out from your mom!

>>713592270
*getting drunk

>>713592313
i hope you didnt get the truck magnetism gene then

>>713592402
I don't have truck or car autism, so hopefully I'll be fine.

>>713591950
This but bourbon

>>713592270
taking shots isn't hard if you know what you're doing and aren't trying to be a retarded showoff
I almost immediately went to shots when I started drinking and I think it's because I can handle eating really fucking spicy shit and I guess I'm resistant to pain and discomfort because I'm uncomfortable my entire life
I usually take the shot and just hold it in my mouth and take a moment to be as calm as possible so I don't end up getting nauseous from anything sudden and then slowly move the alcohol to the back of my mouth and swallow it either slowly until it's all gone or in gulps and then stop for a moment before downing the rest
Have only ever thrown up one time and that was when I was drinking WAY more than I ever had before and I can do this with 40 proof shit without any chaser at all

>>713590110
Smokers are subhuman

>>713585929 (OP)
>wake up at 4 am to yelling
>its my retarded alcoholic neighbor wilding again after drinking for a day straight yelling and attacking his relatives
>go back to sleep
Being an alcoholic sure sounds fun!

>>713592227
Yeah she's probably gonna have to honestly, my last aunt who died refused to get it chopped off, refused chemo, sought out "natural alternative" medicine, changed her mind, and she did take treatment but it was too late it spread to her lung and got her.

why are you all so snarky and angry about everything all the time

>>713589341
>>713590035
Actual nippon salaryman here. You pay 30% of the costs and the state pays 70% through the national health insurance. You do not have to pay the full cost upfront and get reimbursed later, you just pay the 30%. There is a cost ceiling though so when you reach a certain amount everything above that becomes 100% covered by the state. If you have disabilities or chronic disease you may be eligible for 90% state coverage. Also, if you have to stay in hospital you have to cover the costs of the bed, food and other stuff yourself or through private health insurance.

>>713592549
Because I can't impregnate Kikuri irl

>>713592267
Just don't treat them
Problem will fix itself quickly if you lot stop helping them

>>713585929 (OP)
weed is better

>>713585929 (OP)
alcohol is bitter as fuck, I don't get how anyone could get addicted to it

>have a friend that always drinks on the weekends
>always asks to game
>like 30 minutes in he’s just passing out in his chair
>no no im still good anon! Ive got so much energy
>3 minutes later i can hear him snoring
I just wanna game with my bro but he’s a slave to the devil water. He’s fine when he doesn’t drink but man it is lame expecting to do some bro-op only to get cucked.

>Cider
>Wine
>Sake
>Tea
Beer is for nigger-cattle

>>713592752
They don't get addicted to drinking, they get addicted to being drunk

>>713592738
until you smoke so much you get withdrawals and you're mixing between hot/cold, dry heaving and shaking like a leaf

>>713592469
thats crazy i could never hold a shot in my mouth. i have normal tastebuds and they still havent gotten used to the taste of hard liquor so i drown out the aftertaste with juice. only time i puked was from drinking mimosas funnily enough.

>>713592752
You find a drink you like and then you just keep drinking it

sometimes it does feel nice to say I've only drank once in my life as a teen, said it was fucking stupid, and never did it again.

>>713590110
Everyone in your family has cancer. It's just that you're the only one that had a check up for it.
90% of the damage from smoking doesn't hit until your 60s and above.

>>713592969
i mean holding 40 proof in your mouth to me is about as uncomfortable as mouthwash, really it depends more on if the drink is disgusting or not
i can do vodka and scotch way easier than other 40 proof type things I've tried

>>713592928
i am currently in weedrawals and its not that bad, the worst part is the temperature dysregulation like you said and it only lasts like 3 - 7 days

>>713590110
>dad smoked for 40+ years
>finally got cancer
>except it's lymphoma, not lung cancer
explain this
he does have COPD though
I don't think he's going to live much longer at this rate

>tranime
>moefaggot tranime even
you have to go back

>>713593319
Back to where? This is the anime website

>This thread again
Is the discord slut from the last thread still here? That anon was magic, I need another semen demon to drain my balls.

>>713592752
i get flooded with dopamine just from smelling alcohol. i dont drink anymore but that feeling is p good.

>>713593375
back to /a/ where you weeaboos belong.

>>713593319
>trannie reacts to anime
any games for this feel?

>>713593503
dil8

>>713593221
whats the nastiest liquor you've ever tried? I personally think pink whitney tastes like actual vomit.

>>713593312
Some people just are """luckier""" than others

the only times i had alcohol enter by body was when i accidentally has a sip of beer thinking it was apple juice and when i needed to clean electrotics with isopropyl alcohol

>>713592595
How much Gundam VS have you played lately?

>>713593631
>lymphoma
>lucky
what the fuck even causes a blood cancer

>>713593624
my dad had this canadian whiskey that he only got because the bottle was A FUCKING LEAF
that shit was like alcoholic maple syrup, it was so fucking disgusting and it was only like 25% proof
if I knew nothing about Canadians that bottle of absolute diarrhea convinces me alone that canada should be nuked off the map

>>713592694
>dont treat them
>get fired
WOOOOOOW THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO

>>713592368
>Anon is so drunk he accidentally reveals he has a fetish for drinking his own semen

>>713592863
trvth nvke
wish I were drunk

>>713591074
It's a fun thing to do with friends and helps people socialize with strangers. For the most part though, I agree. Regularly drinking is terrible and having an alcoholic in my family has made any real mention of it or glamorizing come off as unbearably cringe. If it was introduced today then it'd be criminalized on the spot and treated like any hard drug but it's so ingrained into society that it's practically impossible to wrangle it out of people's hands.

>>713593658
None.

>both state and federal governments now writing laws to outlaw hemp (legal weed)
>alcohol is fine though lol
i want to kill myself

>>713592595
Do you like otokonoko

>>713590110
did you die

>>713591074
You know how boomers brag about not needing all those pills and shit that kids these days take for this and that? They just got drunk instead. Anxiety? Get drunk. Depression? Get drunk. Socially awkward? Get drunk. Random pains? Get drunk. Marriage falling apart? Get drunk. The dreadful realization that alcohol has destroyed your life? Believe it or not, get drunk.

>>713594575
Why do you care so much about the government and law... Are you a lawyer perchance?

>>713595294
because I'm too much of a shut in to have a dealer
and legal stuff is actually tested and way better anyway

>>713591623
>If you can taste the ethanol
There are people who can't? Every alcoholic drink I've tried tastes like someone decided to pour a bit of antifreeze in, it's like why would I drink something that tastes bad when I could have anything else? I also hate honeydew and cantaloupe.

>>713595592
Yes. Just like how there are people who have no inner voice in their head but it's so common people never question it.

>>713590110
Grim

>>713594460
You aren't a real Japanese salaryman.

>>713590035
This isn't exactly true, the government covers all healthcare and your co-pay is always 30%. The thing is, all Japanese healthcare services are locked into fixed prices by the commie state, so better hospitals can't charge more than others unless they are fully private, which is very rare. The public hospitals do not require upfront payment, and if you can't pay afterwards will often worth with patients so they can pay (but probably won't take you again if you have outstanding fees).

The real issue this can happen with is something like cancer, where stuff like chemo is covered as medicine rather than services and thus can charge you a fairly high price for it (30% of thousands of dollars every month is still a lot of money)

You hear more horror stories of tourists getting into accidents and then ignoring the bill and leaving the country than you do Japanese citizens being turned away at the door.

>>713588597
CM Punk redpilled me on Alcohol and Drugs as a youth so I’m alright

>>713591623
I thought everyone agreed cilantro tastes like soap and some people just liked eating soap

>>713585929 (OP)
Funny meme but do be careful with alcohol anons. A friend of mine has his remaining life cut short because his liver is extremely damaged. He's only 27. He doesn't remember the last time he drank alcohol for pleasure instead of the activity becoming a necessity for him to process through the day. At first, my friend made up excuses like "drinking alone isn't that bad, it's actually kinda cool and melancholic like I've seen in media", "I'm young, my body can tolerate this", "I can only enjoy this activity if I'm drunk", "I like feeling dizzy, it helps me forget the dull aspects of life" and that he could refuse to do so at any time. But the quantities increased, along with his tolerance. Years later, his days are counted and he hates himself for even taking a sip.

Don't become like my friend. His days are numbered, and he won't be around in a few years. I should have listened to water bros all along

>>713593864
Notice how he doesn't turn it down.