>releasing soon
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Which one has an anatomically accurate horse pussy?

Sex with McQueen then double sex with Rice Shower

>>713615746 (OP)
if westerners start making uma musume porn what will the horse yakuza do?

Schrodinger's ears, eh ?

>>713615746 (OP)
I'm monitoring this thread

Operao my beloved

>>713615746 (OP)
Maruzensky all day, every day.
She drops one "VROOOM" and I'm throwing hands.

can't wait for SMARTEST Falcon and Gold City

>>713615746 (OP)
Who is the Messi of horse? I'm talking about the GOAT

>>713615746 (OP)
She'd better be in

>>713620089
Maruzensky

>>713615746 (OP)
Is there a dedicated PC client now? I remember trying to play this on BlueStacks when it launched years ago.

>>713620949
always had a dedicated PC client on DMM but now it's on Steam

My wife Mr CB

>>713615746 (OP)
>releasing soon
How many hours? I don't know how to UTC convert.

>>713622839
like 7 to 8 hours?

we LOVE Taiki Shuttle here!

>>713623818
Why is Teio trotting so slowly?

>>713615962
all of them

>>713624224
any proof to back up that claim?

For me, it's my wife Grass Wonder.

>>713615746 (OP)
How long until they expand the roster to include Western horses as well?

>>713623298
Damn, guess I'll miss the first login threads then.

>>713624536
maybe if they need to break glass for really popular ones. I don't really see it happening for at least a few years

based
keep bumping this kino until launch

goofy ahh horse

>>713615746 (OP)
Haven't been keeping up, I should reroll for Oguri and the Speed Creek card, right? I don't really have any favorites and Oguri seems alright, just want some good future proofing so I can save up my jims

>>713624536
never, japs are all about permissions and shit which is why some big names in the japanese horse racing industry like Deep Impact aren't in the game, and others never appeared again when the owners told them to stop it

TM CHADpera O

Been waiting for the global release for a long time. Can't wait to reroll for Teio.

>>713626660
None of the cards are limited right? I don't feel like extensive re-rolling is necessary just make sure you aren't getting absolute trash.

>>713623818
teio in a beat em up pressing down.gif

>>713615746 (OP)
>Can't sleep, remember uma and check steam on my phone
>Oh shit it's already out!? And the reviews are top notch?? Surely it's only a preload of sort...
Thankfully my guess was right, phew

I chose Secretariat. Oh he isn't in this gacha anime? Nevermind than.

>>713623818
>>713626660
>>713627053
Out of curiosity: How many Um/a/ bros are here? Yes, I know there is general Race Horse faggots too, but I don't specifically engage with them on a weekly basis.

>>713627753
Click bottom right and select download all data

Do I need to reroll in this shit? What does a good start look like

>>713624536
I can expect it in the future considering Cygame is doing partnership with actual horse racings in USA and recently in France and the show always made it look like a dream to go to France since they got the most prestigious races there.
It could be an attempt to get foreign horse into their game but they will probably wait and see if their game does well in global the following days

>>713627895
>Secretariat
God I wish. There are only a few foreign horses

>>713627915
I never post in /a/, /vg/ almost exclusively.

>>713627920
Long done, silly head. First thing I always do when playing something new is check the settings menu, see what's in there.
>>713628181
According to a random /a/ poster, go with a chill Dork (Cap/Peak) and be happy. But I'm sure that hyper autists have specific instructions.
>>713628472
>/vg/ almost exclusively.
Kinda weird, but fair.

>>713628181
super creep and fine motion SSRs are pretty good for support cards for a while. It really depends if you're a pvp ranking autist. If you're a casual player just roll for your horses because otherwise you're going to have to max out support cards and that's expensive

>>713628698
/a/ is basically MAL, /v/ only has a few decent humor threads and generals to post in (fe,30+,Morrowind), /pol/ is not even worth looking at, red boards have good tutorials on setting up ai checkpoints. Everything else I don't care to discuss and can look up on my own. I like contributing to an ongoing discussion and generals are nice.

>>713627915
I'm here.

>>713629450
actually how the game feels between casual players and hardcore PVP

>>713629329
>/a/ is basically MAL
That feels like a bit of a take, partly because a bunch of people hate the platform and it's children, but I might also be biased so whatever. But yes, a lot of the catalogue is trash just like any other board, doesn't mean it can be compared to MAL of all things.
>/v/ only has a few decent humor threads
Outside of the /ba/ thread /v/ has been dead to me for years, it's so goddamn horrible to browse these days. Fuck that noise.
>I don't care to discuss and can look up on my own
Understandable and relatable.
>>713629450
Not you...

>>713615746 (OP)
No Orfevre no buy

QRD on the Yakuza jokes?

>>713628865
>super creep
lel

>>713630034
overused to death /v/ running joke thats mever been true to begin with
>something something yakuza is stopping horse porn from existing by strong arming cygames

>>713620204
Then lightning strikes thrice better be in it as well.

>>713630034
started from horse owners not wanting their horses to be in the game because it might make them look bad to them hiring the yakuza to stop people from making porn

>>713630407
>>713630702
That’s pretty funny, thanks

Spe

>>713630702 >>713630804
>owners not wanting their horses to be in the game
cough yuri cough https://youtu.be/HYrVKLBhitE
>>713630827
Ah yeah?

>>713630881
>Karen
This explains so much.

Ogurin, here I come.

>>713631109

>>713630034
Since all characters are/were real horses with caretakes, fans and family the JRA asked people to please stop drawing porn of the horses, meme is some time after this started some hentai artists reported on twitter being harassed by the yakuza a few times since they got a huge stake on horse racing.
It's weird to think that BECAUSE of the porn, doujins and shit some horses have actually been saved from going into the glue factory by virtue of people being interested in them and going to visit them, like Gold Ship who saved his life after retirement by making funny faces and being one of the most popular uma porn characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g05uN4dWH7w

>>713631251
>this is what peak performance looks like

>>713631296
The S1 days were fun, porn without stopping, even some doujins. Since then it's rare as hell, at least jap based art. Westoids and koreans obviously don't give a shit, but those don't make any good doujins so whatever.
>>713631429
Wrong. This is!

>>713631501
daiwife scarlet...

>>713615746 (OP)
Remindasy Remindasy Remindasy

>>713620204
Black people aren't allowed in gacha games.

>get to pick your horse wife off the bat
Naisu desu ne

>>713632386
noob traps are so devious

>>713632386
How many hours until launch?

>>713633186
like 6 or 8

>>713632386
I will pick Rice Shower

>>713620089
Oguri

>>713627053
Women slapping each other's behinds won't ever not be the most hottest shit for me.

>>713629791
>DorkDance
Unironically the hottest part of the show. I love super traditional wives

>>713630881
yurishit is seen as pure to the japs, so the horse owners probably don't mind it that much
also, adding yuri into the game can give some more lore on the real life breeding that happens between the horses of owners

>>713631501
>porn without stopping, even some doujins
>>713631296
>It's weird to think that BECAUSE of the porn, doujins and shit some horses have actually been saved from going into the glue factory by virtue of people being interested in them and going to visit them

any way to find this porn? no offense, but finding uma porn is kinda difficult for me. or did they just nuke everything pre 2021?

>>713631687
>1440p
disgusting shit poster
shit posting aside, that scene was really cute, made me appreciate that special retard for once. doesn't help that I'm biased by being a huge mothers child, so scenes like this always hit me
>>713637153
>the horse owners probably don't mind it that much
from what /a/ told me, some absolutely did, apparently pulling their "allowance" back because of the big backlash the yuri shit caused.
>adding yuri into the game can give some more lore
oh nevermind you just wanna shit post

I just wanted cute horses...

>>713637359

>>713630034

>>713637359
>>713637534
Downgrade compared to DorkDance1. God I hate popshit so god damn much, jeepers.

>>713637582
>Yakuza 0 Kiryu
>Idolmaster Trainer
Hilarious

>>713637582
Kinda funny that porn can influence a horse's betting tickets that the yakuza had to intervene since they are profiting off of the matchfixing.

Silence Suzuka, my beloved.

>>713638138
what did she mean by this?

Almond Eye is cute.

>>713637359
>apparently pulling their "allowance" back because of the big backlash the yuri shit caused.
oh kek. didn't know that. i guess otaku shit in general is too far for them, from what i heard
>oh nevermind you just wanna shit post
nah, that was a genuine suggestion. i don't want senseless yuribating. make it fit into the lore of the horseracing, there are female and male racing horses after all
and i don't mind yuri ships if they are all for the torena-san at the end of the day. makes threesomes way easier, desu

>>713615746 (OP)
/uma/ sent me here and said that this thread is shitposting free.

Anyways, what should I reroll for? Surely those support cards won't take long, right?

>>713638565
>oh kek. didn't know that
T B F this is all hearsay for me too, so who knows what of it is true and what isn't. At least this part of the story seems a lot more realistic than the whole yakuza bullshit. Cygames apperantly doesn't have to give a single fuck about what the horse owner say on this, but they wanna play ball and be very forthcoming and nice to the owner, even letting them give final say on the designs.
>Some horses straight up have the chance of getting bigger tits because of the horny owner
Also some of the owner and jockeys really like the uma versions, and their horse in general obviously.
>nah, that was a genuine suggestion.
Fair enough. Too used to y/u/ri schizos shitting things up on /a/ for one reason or another.
Having said that: Something something parasitic lifeform something something eradicate all human female.

>>713620089
Secretariat

>>713638253
she wants to be bred

How do horses have such cool names?

>>713639371
gambling

>>713639264
the average umas natural instinct

Dragalia... lost

>>713639781
Bitch can't even enter the cage without fear
Huge ass pussy that one

>>713639894
I mean look at this shit

>>713627915
I'm here.
Still undecided if I should play it tho

>>713615746 (OP)
Wifing Special Week.

>>713640391
Do it

>>713639168
>Cygames apperantly doesn't have to give a single fuck about what the horse owner say on this, but they wanna play ball and be very forthcoming and nice to the owner, even letting them give final say on the designs.
or you should say that Cygames are trying to save face and trying not to hurt the feelings of the horse owners and all the institutions that built jap horse racing... yada yada...
japan can kinda be like that sometimes
>Also some of the owner and jockeys really like the uma versions, and their horse in general obviously.
oh, that's nice. i heard that there's plenty of horse otaku as well. kinda fun learning about all the lore of horse racing the past few weeks
>Fair enough. Too used to y/u/ri schizos shitting things up on /a/ for one reason or another.
to be fair, i'm just a recent yuri convert after yurifags started spamming my general that i frequent, saw some images that gave me an erection, and have been a yurifag ever since
though, i haven't forgotten my for (you) roots and i want all girls in gacha to be for (you) firstly. i view yuri as a straight man's fetish rather than shiploonery, desu

>>713639041
either support cards or the uma you like

>>713640835
>japan can kinda be like that sometimes
Truuue. Japs being Japs, so whatever. Half full half empty and all that.
>i heard that there's plenty of horse otaku as well
Hahaha.. oh you silly boy.. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GOOGLE LORE SHEET!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
>after yurifags started spamming my general
So the false flagging and honest to god autism does work on some people... the more you know.
>i haven't forgotten my for (you) roots
Let's talk about this again a few years down the line.

>>713631838
Funny how he tried to make that a thing and nobody cared and continued to draw JM as white

And anyway the uma version of jovial is white since that one storyboarder drew her

>>713631838
>>713641234
Nyoooo... my colonizer fetish.

I'm going to be saving everything for Amazon Press.
>>713640979
Forgot to mention, but which cards? People have been shitposting in /uma/ with misinformation, and they've probably been recommending some shit cards to reroll for, so I'm not 100% sure.
Oguri Cap is already my favourite uma, so the selector ticket is on her.

>>713641735
super creek and fine motion are recommended like they've posted a dozen times in /uma/

>>713620204
>>713631838
>>713641234
What is this about?

>>713615746 (OP)
Reminder that the vast majority of those horses were MALE, and also the vast majority of them have been dead for many, many years.

>>713642486
no fucking shit sherlock
who cares however thoughbeit?=

>>713642789
Them being dead means nothing, but the fact that they are based on male horses is still very weird.

>>713615746 (OP)
isn't this gacha p2w?

>was going to use the pick ticket on daiwa
>just remembered she's a two star
I just assumed she was 3 star with how popular she is

>>713642970
because the good female horses are like 2

>>713642970
if this makes you worried, take a look at azure lane, kancolle or fate

>>713643238
Azur Lane and Kancolle aren't a big deal. Ships have always been referred to as being female.
You're right about Fate though.

>>713643170
She's one of the starter girls that got weirdly popular

>>713641157
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
holy fvark... 250 pages and still loading...
i don't think i have to watch random loredump videos anymore. genuinely thanks for this
>So the false flagging and honest to god autism does work on some people... the more you know.
i mean, easily 50% of it could've just been shitposting. but i genuinely saw some loonies go on massive meltdowns from people posting ships that they don't like. some real life dyke posted her tits and (i'm actually gagging from remembering this) her unwashed "carpet" with some type of woman "smegma" all over it (clearly hasn't showered in MONTHS)
but that doesn't mean that some of the images weren't hot. usually jap art with big tits and ass are the best (western art just draws them like men/trannies unironically) funnily enough, the dyke aforementioned before would always share really good yuri porn, which is partially why i became a yurifag in the first place, kek
>Let's talk about this again a few years down the line.
i actually thought about this before. usually in solo or yuri art, my feeling of wanting them to get dicked down grows stronger over time, so as long as i keep that feeling with me, it will be all fine
but the yuritroon pipeline is real, i saw some posters actually getting groomed into posting their legs in stockings after some yuri ERP sessions. those anti-yuri shitposts weren't baseless claims

>>713642486
Wait until you hear about the Fate series

>>713643404
yeah so weird i wonder how that happened haha...

>>713641157
>that google doc
Holy autism.
Not quite on the same level as the iCarly wiki but very mighty.

She's so insanely good, literal 10/10 design

>>713642306
Tranny game dev made a simulator where horses bounce around until they win by grabbing a carrot and the orange one won most of the time, eventually an animator from cygames joined in om the fun.

>>713643782

>>713643297
>Making female ships into humanoids is totally normal
I see...
>>713643525
>and still loading
1k+ pages, If memory serves me right. Uma lore is EXTENSIVE, to say the fucking least.
>50% of it could've just been shitposting
99% sure it is. A small amount of honest schizo posting, large amount of shit posting mixed in with false flagging (same shit). Doesn't matter though, it's annoying garbage either way. No sane person invades other peoples communities just to scream "HETSHIT" like a schizophrenic on drugs.
>her unwashed "carpet" with some type of woman "smegma" all over it
I didn't need to read this...
>i saw some posters actually getting groomed
Weak minded pricks are usually the only ones that get sucked into pipelines like this to begin with, much less stay stuck inside them to get corrupted further.
>>713643763
>iCarly Wiki
Some fucking people I swear to god

>>713643873

>>713643952

>>713615746 (OP)
should I play this

>>713644036

>>713644067
maybe

>>713644110

>>713644182
a n a t o m y

>>713615746 (OP)
Ryan, Kiseki, Shakur, Windy, and Turbo are my top five.

>>713644182

>>713644305

>>713643782
Her personality is the best thing about her.

>>713644391

>>713644475

Goldship!

>>713644121
is it like a horse betting game? I still have no idea what this is.

does this game have any good foal characters?

>>713642486
>Reminder that the vast majority of those horses were MALE
Fate genderbent King Arthur and nobody seems to mind. One of the most iconic faces of all anime.
>and also the vast majority of them have been dead for many, many years.
They are loved for their legacy, not for their life. The game is made to showcase all of the horses that contributed to horse racing in Japan.

>>713644627
Hope you like Eugenics, management and training.

So from what I've been reading:
>Prioritise rerolling the support banner for Creek and maybe Fine Motion
>save the selector ticket for a bit as you get random SSR selectors anyways
>Oguri is a Kaibutsu (tl note. Kaibutsu means beast)
Anything else?

>>713644943
Only be an autist if you care for PVP and massively wasting time, otherwise ignore most of what you just mentioned.

>>713644801
what's the gameplay though?

Isn't big titties a disadvantage when running because it fucks up your center of mass?
DFC wins again baby

>>713645084
not if you paint flames on them. it increases the speed enough to offset it.

>>713645040
see >>713644801, plus google.

Pick Rice Shower with your ticket else you're souless.
She's kinda useless before the guts meta arrives.

>>713645040
you go through calendar years of stat raising your horse to train them in skills. and balancing that, their mood, and sending them to races to get their popularity to a bare minimum before the big races at the end of their career. Then during races you watch them run laps and job to weather

>>713645262
oh so it's like pocket card jockey? cool. I'll probably try it out then. thanks for giving me a straight answer.

>>713644943
>tl note. Kaibutsu means beast
Uh oh, /a/non is gonna freak about this.

>>713645295
spoonfeeding is for ghetto people

>>713644943
>(tl note. Kaibutsu means beast)

the only hotter is the maerican horse idr her name

>already overwhelmingly positive on steam

Wait a minute. Was I too harsh on horsefags?
Do I need to invest in stallion semen now?

How time consuming is to reroll?
Who should I aim for?

>>713615746 (OP)
Is this the type of game that won't brick your account just for choosing your waifu?

>>713615746 (OP)
How long do I have to wait for Transcend?

>>713643782
Her in-game model is pure sex. Way better than the anime version. I'm quite impressed.

Oguri on the other hand looks like a sad puppy compared to her anime version. I'm quite disappointed.

>>713646406
yes

>>713646554
CG Ogurin is quite different from, say, Starting Gate Ogurin too.

Threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPOk2Hkzvc0

>>713615746 (OP)
Endless sex with Manhattan Cafe.

I thouht this was about racing

Playing it now this is just fucking idolm@ster but with horse ears

>>713646971
most non action gachas are just im@s thoughbeit

>>713646971
I played Starlit Season and was 10 times more fun than UM.
Hope you know Japanese though.

>>713647074
>Hope you know Japanese though.
Now IMAGINE if they had the balls to release anything imas in the west, like that UE4 PC/Console game, or the latest phone gacha shit thing.

Belno support card when

>>713643951
>99% sure it is. A small amount of honest schizo posting, large amount of shit posting mixed in with false flagging (same shit). Doesn't matter though, it's annoying garbage either way. No sane person invades other peoples communities just to scream "HETSHIT" like a schizophrenic on drugs.
as crazy as that sounds, and the saddest part of that is, is that they are 100% genuine. some are a complete lost cause
usually these freaks get banned from twitter (already a bad sign if they're outcasts from that hellhole) so they're forced to camp in 4chan's /u/ boards, and they eventually leak to /a/, /v/ and /vg/
they remind me of tumbler shipperloonies and how they would overreact if their gay ship got "erased" by a straight ship/pandering. fujofats are also just as bad
it just seems like taking shipping seriously causes some people to go absolutely batshit
>I didn't need to read this...
heh, sorry about that. just to show how these trannies go so far
>Weak minded pricks are usually the only ones that get sucked into pipelines like this to begin with, much less stay stuck inside them to get corrupted further.
yea, they would talk about being raped by their dads or uncles or some shit, which turned them into liking gay/yurishit as a form of coping. pretty sad shit, if i do say so myself

>>713643074
no

>>713647163
it's really not a bigger deal than something like blue archive or nikke

>>713615746 (OP)
Arent most of these dead by now?

the /vg/ thread is kino ngl

>>713646236
5 mins
oguri cap

Imagine being a shy khhv male in a world with horse girls who are physically superior to you and have the genetics of gods

>>713619015
At least he's a man of his word. Still drawing horse girls.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/128869133

>>713647163
SS (and most Im@s games) are actually pretty vanilla when it comes to it, shit like Azur Lane and Nikke blows it out the water.
Besides some "riskier" outfits and underage idols there's really no reason why people in the west would bitch that much about it.

Umabros Go here and bring back a picture of your waifu

https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E5%A8%98%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC%E3%83%93%E3%83%BC/artworks?s_mode=s_tag&ai_type=1

>>713647238
>some are a complete lost cause
Of course. Ironic shit posting might still be shit posting, but people(youth) lost all restraints, so they're just doing fuckever they want because they don't know any better.
>it seems that taking freakish behavior serious turns you batshit
Shocking truth!
>to show how these trannies go so far
I was aware of how far degenerates go even without that bit. Something something pony in a glass and others.
>being raped by their dads or uncles or some shit
One would think you fuckers learnt at this point that Stereotypes and running jokes always have a bit of truth in them, that includes why some people either turn schizo, gay or whatever the fuck. No, this isn't a ace in the hole that explains everything, but it's still worth mentioning

>>713647308
It's more the fact that I wanna see those two being translated and released period, less so the whole drama normalfags on twitter or sharties will have over it.

>>713647332
Have we gotten word on whether or not we can reroll on Steam yet?

>>713644627
yes
you acquire cute girls then race them
anything else ask /vg/

>>713647807
400,000 horse girls pictures? Didn't know umamusume was that popular

>>713648506
YAKUZA-KUN GET DOWN

>>713639781
i miss her and nefaria every day

I'm not rerolling.

>>713649315
bvsed

>ウマ娘プリティーダービー
>511.458 Works
>add futanari (ふたなり)
>41 Works
Holy shit the Yakuza meme is real

>>713649315
you will reroll 200 times till you have the perfect most sigma male set up and then ull play for 20h each day to get the optimal out of your 4y advantage

>>713647837
>It's more the fact that I wanna see those two being translated and released period, less so the whole drama normalfags on twitter or sharties will have over it.
>he wants a game translated just because of drama instead of just for his own enjoyment
You're as much of a nigger as them.
Hopefully they never get translated.

>>713649375
meant for >>713647807

>>713649375
why would you want to add futanari...

>community doesnt support a nigger fetish
>WHOA WTF THE MEME IS REAL XDD
lmao

>>713649449
>You're as much of a nigger as them.
Low lives like yourself are so easily to get salty holy shit its the funniest shit
Absolute weaklings with zero self esteem goddamn

>>713649509
>>713649538
>pretending to be retarded to cover up something blatant as fuck
Please stop sending ninjas to Nintendo system emulator developers, Yakuza-san!

>why would you want to add futanari...
>community doesnt support a nigger fetish
>WHOA WTF THE MEME IS REAL XDD
>lmao

By the way, you freaks, this ain't /a/, so keep your autistic screaming about "hur dur weebpanese xD" to yourselves. We speak ENGLISH here you disgusting turd, not some language you barely understand 20% of but love to pretend otherwise. Cry more, cucks.

>>713650234
BASED

Is Uma porn receiving an resurgence these last few years?

>>713650234
soudesune

>>713650302
Seeing a lot more nipples and pussies than I used to, that's for sure.

>>713615746 (OP)
So, what happens to the character when the actual horse is sent to the glue factory?

>>713650470
we dont talk about them anymore.

>>713649703
Cope, faggot.
You don't deserve them.

all in on my wife!!!!

>>713649375
Kisama, stop noticing...

So how's the gacha?
Like is it grindy, pvp, guild, borrow friend's horse to race?

>>713650943
it can be casual or hardcore depending on how much you want to go into it. it has pvp and guilds but no guild mode just to chat with people. you can borrow a friends stuff yes

>>713650470
They "retire".
>>713650943
To my understanding you can free grind specific characters, no reason to hope on luck or some shit in the long run.
PVP is a tryhard fuck fest and the rest of the game is pretty chill.

>>713650470
If Cygames were consistent with the lore Uma Musume would be an isekai where the dead horse's soul reincarnate into the cute girl, however both the anime and game have/had horsegirls while the actual horse was alive.

Sooooooooo who's gonna make that sick /v/ guild so everyone can be cinrge as fuck in it?

>>713651090
>PVP is a tryhard fuck fest and the rest of the game is pretty chill.
It's as bad as having to be online at least half an hour before reset every single day because people waited until last second to lock themselves into battles with high ranking players and could send you from top 50 to 700 on a single match like Princess Connect?
I don't think I have ever seen a single gacha pvp as cancer as that one.

Meisho Doto for me.
TO THE MOON WITH HER

>>713651504
>he wants the town bicycle
ohnono

>>713651383
no
theres none of that here

>>713651336
the /vg/ general i guess

>"Global"
Just give it to me straight, how much of my player experience is going to be ruined by tryhard metawhoring seaniggers?

so do I just hope to get Fine Motion and/or Super Creek on the free pulls and save the free SSR rainbow carrot for later?

>>713651746
not much, its not really that kind of game

>>713651746
seanigs are going to get filtered by the game due to how sweaty and RNGfest-y the early PvP is

How do you play umas?

>>713652034
>

>>713652034
its a roguelike raising sim
pick girl, play story, race her against AI, then other people
and then play her bond stories

>>713651802
Fine motion x2 is better than 1 and 1 I believe. That's what I'm going for anyways.

>>713651661
>the /vg/ general i guess
I'd rather not touch /vg/ if I can avoid it, to be fair.
>>713652094
I wish I could be an umas trainer... doesn't matter if it's some top tier elite or some girl from the sticks.

>>713652034
you train them religiously, then let RNG decide their fate

just like real life horse racing :)

also, happy anniversary VB. shay has been threadshitting /hsrg/ for almost 8 months now and i'd like you to pay him a visit. thanks

>>713652434
I already saw this meme in multiple other fandoms.

QRD on the minis???

>>713651602
SHUT UP

>>713652686
and you will continue to see it

>>713652829
Didn't say that I didn't like it.

>>713652716
they are for sex with me

>>713652034
>play

>>713652880
wise answer

>>713651602
she's opera's property

Are account names unique?

>>713653123
nyo, you get a id thats unique though

>>713653306
what the everliving fuck

HORSE PUSSY

I think I might be braindamaged but I think I prefer these kinds of chill gachas again.

Got fatigued too much by open world shit and games that need too much inputs. None of their gameplay was that good anyway.

Why does everyone keep saying Honse? Is the zoomer version of doggo?

>>713653613
based
welcome to the light

im the same way

>>713653680
horse
honse
bors
all the same thing
>zoomer version
mind busted

>>713653613
Yeah you sort of realize that gachas dailies are insufferable

>chill
you people are in for a rude awakening

>>713653680
get a load of this hornses ass.

>>713653924
stop scaring them we all know youre lying

Everyone here has to be at least 35+

>>713653613
genshins dailies were horrific
also having to use a controller just to do them
i prefer these games where you can just tap a screen

>>713653981
it's over

>>713653981
next year.

if your daily quest autism takes longer than 10 minutes and i cant do it while doing my other usual tasks its trash
this is why ba is so fun for casual play

>>713654161
raidtism made me drop ba

>>713653613
>>713653719
Holy fuck, same.
I got mindbroken so hard by Genshin's exploration and dailies. Had to check the map and traverse the same steps to get that 100% clear, and even then there would still be some unclaimed chests since the 100% isn't accurate. 2 hours each check, and I'd do that for the entire day, for a single sub-region.

>>713632386
Is possible to obtain Curren Chan with that ticket?

>>713654161
if you purposefully fail your run after 1 race and collect the daily rewards it can take that
if you want to actually complete the runs it takes more but thats the gameplay loop

>>713654246
theres no raidtism on uma

>>713654158
I don't remember allowing you to steal that webm of mine.
>>713654246
just chill out doing exclusively hardcore or some shit
raid autism is akin to uma pvp autism, garbage for hyper turbo autists that need every last drop of gem

>>713654158
Who's his horse wife?

>>713654274
No. She probably doesnt come out for like a year.

>>713654376
>garbage for hyper turbo autists that need every last drop of gem
Is that impactful for an F2P? Or is it just like Genshin's half a pull worth if you clear Abyss 12 or something?

>>713653613
>>713654259
for me it was having to manually look for upgrade and level breaking mats for every single character I wanted to play

>>713654161
This game isnt autobattle slop and you actually have to devote some amount of time to it.

>>713654523
its not needed for f2p no

>>713653613

God I felt this HARD with ZZZ
To the point I pretty much dropped it despite liking it so much initially
This is probably why mihomo is making that AC ripoff

>>713654274
Launch is picrel.
If they speed up the banner schedule, you could see her in 4-6 months or so.

>>713654523
no idea about the details, but i'm 100% f2p and can roll for whatever i want no issue. just dont be a hyper retard that rolls for LITERALL FUCKING EVERYTHING
>>713654612
>isnt autobattle slop
instead its gambling slop

>>713654612
they are adding an auto mode though, even accelerating it apparently

>>713654731
cap (peak) or rudolf... help me decide

>>713654852
all units are pretty equal but cap is slightly better

Wish they made a cow gacha instead of a horse gacha
The lack of titcows in this game is disappointing me greatly

>>713654731
Wouldn't they launch with all the girls they advertised on youtube channel?

>>713654828
So? Auto sucks. Good luck getting something even slightly competitive out of that. You still have to actually play the game.

>>713654731
It's Mejiro for me

>>713654941
theres a bunch that come later
right now only daiwa scarlet is a titcow

>>713654982
most of those are 1 or 2 star, but you can farm them up to 5

>>713654936
plus cappu is a cute dork... but she isnt my cute granny husband

>>713654523
You can play and have fun as a F2P, but you need to understand that you'll never be able to trully compete against whale/metafags.
Of course, this is true for most gacha games, so it's not like it's that important. That's literally how the gacha market makes its money.

>>713655004
id only use it to get the daily resources, not for tryharding

>>713645084
>wins 5 consecutive G1s including the triple crown in your path

>>713655026
>most of those are 1 or 2 star, but you can farm them up to 5
oh I didn't realize that, thx

>>713651090
>PVP is a tryhard fuck fest and the rest of the game is pretty chill.
Its really not that bad. I'm f2p and I can regularly win the monthly Chanmi/LoHs. If someone that can barely read Japanese can do it, you can too.
Whales get sent to their own purgatory hell where they race against each other.

>>713654705
>>713654750
>>713655091
Thanks. But can I get some numbers? Is it that F2P friendly that I can almost roll for whoever I like? I have 18 umas bookmarked across 4 years, would that be feasible for an F2P?

>>713654852
See what you can get from the random selector, then choose accordingly.

hours left?

So what exactly do I roll for? Or whatever the fuck. I don't play gachas

>>713655091
1. I love that autistic shitposter artist
2. >Of course, this is true for most gacha games
Quite frankly this is true for most games. Can't beat the hyper autistic metafag that always plays to win and only win.
>>713655195
GOD SHE IS SO CUTE!
>>713655256
>you can too.
But some of us are LAZY!?
>Whales get sent to their own purgatory hell where they race against each other.
Uhhhhhhhhh citation needed.

>>713655268
>I have 18 umas bookmarked across 4 years, would that be feasible for an F2P?
yes

>>713655312
1 hour

>>713655342
just roll for your waifu, all of the horses are similarly strong

>>713653613
I quit Nikke because the loading and the dallies were driving me insane. I just look at the new hot girls coming out and hentai only now

>>713655475
>I just look at the new hot girls coming out and hentai only now
based

>>713655268
Feasible, but it depends on which Umas, and how lucky you get during rolling. The good part of being behind JP is that you have decent enough foresight about what you should roll and when to save.
>Is it that F2P friendly that I can almost roll for whoever I like?
No gacha game will allow you to do that, the closest I have seen is Limbus, and still requires some hefty grinding as F2P.

>>713655405
But judging by >>713654731 I will get Rice Shower for free anyway. I don't really want any other horse.

>>713655613
then roll for the cards. super creek is good
better to ask /vg/ desu

>>713655357
>But some of us are LAZY!?
I literally forget there even are races, then see the reminder a week before on Twitter and scrap together whatever I can and it works. Neither NTR or Muteki are meta, you just have to have good skills, which I cant even read so you should be able to do it on global.
>Uhhhhhhhhh citation needed.
Pvp gets sorted into ranks after the 1st stage. Whales inevitably get sorted together.

>>713653734
>>713653306

>>713655603
>the closest I have seen is Limbus,
The closest I've personally ever seen is Snowbreak
You just need to be there for the login rewards, dailies, monthlies and other goodies, and you already got a character pity. If there's 2 characters per patch, they'll give out one of them for absolutely free.
Though, their actual business model is selling coomer skins to you, so it makes sense why you'd have almost every character in the game.

>>713641234
>that one storyboarder drew her
oh shit fr?

People with small or slow C:\ drives beware, devs being retarded with mobile game Unity ports install most of the game into appdata yet again. Though I'm sure you're used to setting up symlinks by now.

>>713655993
Suppose I'll hope for the best, as per usual. Thanks, anon!

How shitty is the MTL going to be?

>>713656260
its done by cygames NA office by hand so im thinking pretty good. they even set up a usa office for this shit

>>713655994

>>713656260
probably going to have a lot of fanfiction written in by the dogshit cygames team

>>713656260
/uma/ already spotted some mistranslations of the una names
probably going to be 80-95% correct.

>>713656130
Not that I'm a fan of games installing themselves into fucking appdata like the freaks they are, why would it matter to HDD poorfags?

>>713655342
Dont roll for umas, its a trap. This game isnt a waifu collector. Fate decides which horses you get (as well as your pick ticket) and dedicate yourself to making them stronger with cards.

>>713656130
>Though I'm sure you're used to setting up symlinks by now.
but I'm not

>>713656260
>>713656316
>cygames NA office by hand
Just say that it will be beastly, or "cap frfr" as zoomer would say.

Is the Umanon who's usually in Blue Archive threads here?

>>713656598
No...

>>713656504
just New-Item that bro
-ItemType SymbolicLink that shit bro

>>713656260
How much of the game uses voice acting anyway? It's pretty quick to tell if a translator is making shit up if the text doesn't match the voice lines, but more time consuming to figure out if you need both versions up side-by-side to do a direct comparison.

>>713656753
Umanon...
it's you...
ur aliev...

>>713656829
No, really. Silence. Especially on /a/, some faggots there always get upset as FUCK over crossboarding and ""secondary"" in this multi-media franchise.

>>713656967
Oh okay that makes sense...

>>713656504
There's a Steam guide for most games that do it, this one included.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3508449371
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2947585780 a more in depth one if you need it

>>713656829
oh god dammit, I quit BA months ago and I can't escape this anon

>>713655091
i don't care about winning in pvp. But i want to train and breed the bestest horses for my autism. i need to be able to continually improve my horse rankings and plan my breeds for 15 simultaneous builds. hopefully training doesn't take too fucking long.

>>713657015
Behave like nerufag, don't make it obvious who the fuck you are. That kinda shit isn't exactly well liked in most places, it's still 4chan afterall.
>>713657119
No one can, don't ask me why. It's like trying to get rid of the avatarfags.

>>713647576
>how dare you sexualize the characters in my anime horse girl game

>>713657162
I even got a stalker to follow me around threads...he somehow always knows when it's me...

>>713657156
training can take 5 mins if youre just there for the dailies, or over 30 mins if you are tryharding. can use auto tho

>>713657241
It's probably your excessive use of spoiler tags.

>>713657313
I'm only using them here...

>>713647576
I remember everyone laughing about this and calling him based.
It's still funny to this day, what a lad.
>>713657241
Gee, I fucking wonder why or how.
>>713657313
Can be amusing to use it for comedic purposes, or for the original usage of avoiding spoiler or because what you#re talking about is literally off-topic, which is the case here.

>>713657265
can you auto and still manually skip things or override?

>>713657313
and using ... like a FAGGOT

>>713657419
just use a fucking tripcode

I hate these fucking trannies who overuse spoiler tags to draw attention to their off topic posts.

>>713657459
yes

>>713657494
rude
>>713657510
hmmmm nyo!

Anyway I'm pulling Seiun Sky

>>713655342
reroll for Super Creek or Fine Motion Support SRRs, ideally with 1 or 2 copies of either
after a few weeks? roll/borrow Kitasan Black's Support SRR
With that you're basically set for life, roll for your favorite hors and strong cards if you want

>>713657092
thank fuck im a chad and not some tech illiterate loser

who doesn't own 2 1TB+ SSDs in this day and age?

uma musume release, or everdark darkdrift knight on nightreign
hmmm

>>713657605

>>713657737
>elden slop
go away

>>713657715
*Not visible: A 2TB SSD for exclusive Arch usage
And yes, all of these are NVMe, not some cheap SATA TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

Is this bullshit?

Raisu is cringe.

>>713657904
>all this text autism
jesus christ

>>713657904
Unless you want to roll for Mihono Bourbon and don't care about meta, it's pretty accurate.

>>713657904
its good for tryhards but not necessary for most

And this?
I think it's a little too autistic

>>713657904
sounds like some faggot wrote it but super creek and fine motion are both actually good. they can still see use in the current day JP depending on what you're doing.

>>713657987
lol. that's nothing. Maybe you don't belong here sis. The guide I read through was 282 pages.

>>713657904
Yes >>713657627

>>713658103
then dont do it
the game can be played as casual or hardcore as you want, either be a pvp tryhard to just pull cute girls

>>713657904
>creek
eh, ok i guess
>fine motion
good
>fine motion + creek
better
>2 fm
very good
That's all you need to know, no need for all that walltext

>>713658154
I just don't care for metafaggotry on this scale, it's too fucking autistic. I play games to have fun and chill, not to get a brain aneurysm
>The guide I read through was 282 pages.
What in the fuck is wrong with zoomer.

>>713657904
Don't care, didn't read. I'm rolling for HER.

>>713658201
NTA, but I only tryhard endgame content if it means that I can pull for more cute waifus. Does the endgame pulls affect a normal F2P like me?

>>713658289
You can just use the free ticket...

>>713658253
then dont be a metafag
just pull for who you like
thats for the top level tryhards

>>713658340
That's the idea, always has been. Thanks!

>>713658297
well if you do the endgame you get more pulls yes but you dont need them they give a lot of free pulls

>>713658253
anon this is an autists game
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo

>>713657904
You aren't supposed to roll on uma banners? Where are you getting your uma from then?

>>713658454
>docs.google
Lore =/= meta faggotry. Plus, I'm the one that originally posted that link here.

>>713658467
you can farm them for free and get free rolls often

>>713658584
>can farm uma directly
>not meant to roll for their banner because of this
then what am I meant to use my rolls for?

I've been looking at the banner schedule, and I was thinking of pulling Manhattan Cafe and Amazon before XOguri Cap.

Would this be a brick move? Should I just wait for their rerun or something?

do 1* suck

>>713658663
>then what am I meant to use my rolls for?
Support cards! How many times do we have to say this?

WATCH THE ANIME, it's good. Recommended order:

Season 1 > Season 2 > Road to the Top (only 4 eps) > Beginning of New Era (movie) > Cinderella Gray (currently airing)

At the bare-minimum you need to get to Season 2 because that's what sells Uma Musume to a lot of people.

>>713658663
The support cards

>>713658772
no
infact they can become 5*

>>713658728
>christmas cap
cute
>manhattan
schizo
>festival rudolf
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>amazon
sex
>seiun
get into the FUCKING BOX, SKY!

>>713658728
Xmas Oguri is good, Amazon is awful, Cafe is a good debuffer.

Which Uma has the worst haircut and why is it Rudolph

>>713658253
huh? zoomers don't read game manuals dipshit

>>713649375
>Motsu Aki drew some stuff early on and then deleted it
>Stopped drawing futa entirely after that
I HATE THE YAKUZA

>>713658584
Does this apply only to the standard version of said uma or can you also grind for costumes

>>713658581
heres the real one sis.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

all casual players can pull for the umas they like, its only the pvp/hardcore players that can pull supports. its up to you desu

>>713658931
you can also grind for the costume versions later on

>>713658905
>worst haircut
Still unsurpassed.

>>713658783
>>713658834
Granted I lack experience with literally any gacha that isn't cringeGO or BA... but hearing this feels odd. Soo you can roll for "support cards", not just character? Fascinating.
>>713658805
This.
>>713658973
>you can also grind for the costume versions
What a game, thanks Cy.

>>713658805
I know it wasn't as good as season 2, but no season 3? Season 2 basically leads into it.

>>713658663
>>can farm uma directly
I dont think you realize how long this takes or how unreliable it is. They swap out the shards you get to make an uma every could of weeks and you need hundreds. I've only ever made 2 in 4 years before I stopped caring.

>>713659049
sex with boys
>>713659090
SO ANONS ARE GIVING ME FALSE HOPE!?

>>713659052
>Soo you can roll for "support cards", not just character? Fascinating.
There are two pull pools, character and cards.

Is it time?

>>713659198
30 minutes. Can't wait for all the negative reviews.
>>713659174
Fascinating.

>>713659163
first gacha? don't believe anyone telling you shit is generous or fast.

If I only care about horse pussy and not autistic gacha pvp, does the character on the support card matter? Like does it unlock any additional story content for the character on the card or give her any unique bonuses or is it just a generic stat boost for any character?

>>713659163
you can get every 3* gacha pull and 1 and 2 star to 5 star using currency, youll be overflowing with it after a few months
farming units from base is hard, but it gives a bunch of 10 pulls even 100 pulls sometimes

>>713659250
It's deep night. Fuck this shit. I'm going to sleep

>>713659163
Just stop caring about what uma you get, only use the select ticket every 6 months to get the character you absolutely want. Rolling for important cards is priority, even as a f2p.

>>713659286
every character is pretty equal/possible to be good with

support cards matter but not for casual players

>>713659286
Every support card has small side stories

>>713659049
No way, this bitch looks like 2 3D models clipping each other

>>713659049
she's cute and has huge breasts

>>713659379
I'm looking at this and only seeing perfection. Blindbro...

Gold Ship is cute as hell.

>>713659379
That's pretty bad but still significantly better than the dyke cut

>>713659049
>>713659163
Is she the Neru of Uma?

>>713659250
it's a game about breeding and passing down power. Support cards are what is providing the skills and power. The horse is just a template, or so im told.

>>713659313
Glad you enjoy it. Sleep tight.
>>713659270
Jokes aside, the one other gacha I'm playing is pretty fast and generous for my standards, don't really care how hater might disagree or whatever the hell.
>>713659293
Interesting... Figured my biggest "problem" would be the general gameplay, not all of this on top.
>>713659339
>Rolling for important cards is priority, even as a f2p.
Suppose I'll keep that in mind. Thanks!
>>713659379
What the FUCK are you babbling about? All I'm seeing is an extremely sexy, cute and very young girl that I'd like to have coitus with.

for any anon who wants the game to do well, best thing you can do is make daily threads about it on /v/ or /a/ and recruit new people

>>713659585
>Game about breeding horse girls
>We were denied all the porn that should've come from this

>>713659293
>>713659339
Okay, to summarize:
1. There is no need to roll on uma banners, since you can farm them out via shards.
2. Since you have all of this unused currency, you can then dump all of it on support card banners (Ideally for an MLB Kitasan)
3. To cement this further, you get a limited selector every 6 months.

So for me personally, my plan would be:
1. Reroll for Fine Motion and/or Super Creek
2. Select Oguri from the selector
3. Wait 4 weeks for an MLB Kitasan
4. Wait 6 (or less) months for the selector for Amazon/Cafe
5. After that roll for XOguri
================YEAR 1, DONE==================

Year 2 I'll plan for another time.

Is this a good Year 1 plan?

ITS UP

Do you like autistic Umas?

>>713658103
this one is actually a lot less autistic than the first, and that wasn't even incredibly autistic.

>>713660207
yes this is the meta/tryhard way to do it

>>713660210
DIE

>>713660210
you lied to me.

>>713659585
the horse has some things they bring to the table, but they are lesser than the support cards that are still what you focus on if you are tryharding.

>>713660140
Will do, Boss!
>>713660219
I just like boys.

>>713659568
the what

Are there any loli horsies?

>>713660278
I'm not really a fan of support card rolling. How much would ignoring them in favor of getting some umas (Amazon/Cafe) early affect me as an F2P (almost non-PvP) player?

>>713659568
neru is ugly and has a disgusting personality
>>713660472
doesnt matter

>>713660605
tamamo cross
mayano top gun
twin turbo

>>713660635
you can totally ignore them if youre a non pvp casual

>>713660635
if you don't care about PVP then it literally does not matter
the entire loop of the game is building horses for PVP, if you ignore that then you just fuck around with the singleplayer VN mode and can do whatever the fuck you want

>>713660605
Everybody is a minor in this game since this a highschool setting.
Webm related are probably the ones you're looking for.

>>713660697
>>713660781
How many carrots do you get from PvP?

>>713632386
>pre-registration rewards
Should I put my email somewhere? Or will I get them just by logging in today?

>>713660826
>>713660697
god tama is such a cute midget

>>713660917
everyone gets them

>>713660917
If you're asking you're already bricked, sorry anon

hahaha they have horseshoes on the soles of their humanshoes

5 MINUTES

>>713660826

>>713660975
thanks anon
>>713660991
I am killing myself

>>713660207
>So for me personally, my plan would be:
>1. Reroll for Fine Motion and/or Super Creek
>2. Select Oguri from the selector
>3. Wait 4 weeks for an MLB Kitasan
>4. Wait 6 (or less) months for the selector for Amazon/Cafe
>5. After that roll for XOguri
This is a very sound plan

>*CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*

>>713661035
Can f2pbux really get a MLB Kitasan or is that just high hopes?

>>713661078
if youre lucky
if not you can farm the rest

>>713661035
unironically why roll it if you are just going to use a support one for a year if you don't have mlb kita?

>>713661179
>it if you are just going to use a support one for a year
Is there's a catch or something? Other games usually have a weekly cooldown on your friends' supports.

>>713660638
>neru is ugly and has a disgusting personality
what the FUCK

>>713661263
>Other games usually have a weekly cooldown on your friends' supports.
what fucking kusoge are you playing

I WANT HORSE PUSSY NOW

we having sex now

>>713631501
>The S1 days were fun, porn without stopping, even some doujins
Bro why you lie, practically there was no porn in proportion to how big it was. I even believe the huge lack of it hurt its legs

>country/region select
does this matter for the accursed guild/friend fucking?

is the game supposed to look like shit

>Please enter your birth month and year to play.
how do i beat this level??

This game runs like ass on Steam, the FUCK.

>>713661445
no

>>713661467
You need to type those inthe opposite order, year then month without spaces, like 199809

>>713661538
thanks

pretty smooth on a iphone 12

>>713661538
This is a trap for those who care about getting a low trainer ID btw

>>713661504
phonechad game, cope

But I really want opera o....

>>713661521
thank
>>713661538
is this some weird leftover from the jap version or why do you have to type it into the opposite order of what they say? the example text says it right but still

looks wider than in the show

HOLY SHIT THERE ARE CONCERTS AFTER THE RACES

Get used to being my backup singer in the concert chuds.

>>713661845
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oguriobros... Why is she losing on the first race??

>>713661914
>Wait... Which games should I play?
>Just play the games you like...?

>>713661914
what's the joke?

>>713661638
>>713661504
>Americans filtered by logical dates

>that fucking race intro with commentary
goddamn that's so stupidly cute
>>713661949
perfect lesson for the very start

/vg/ is seething at all the newfriends kek

I sure love learning how to play by game making me click auto select

>>713662026
good

>>713661782
Minoru is best uma and everyone should save for her

>>713662027
First gacha?

>SPECIAL WEEK SPECIAL WEEK SPECIAL WEEKU
fucking hilarious
>>713662026
I imagine vg is /a/ on crack with this type of shit, one of the reason why i wouldnt touch that place with a long stick

>Putting name as a trainer
ahm, bros... I fear I can't do that.

>>713662026
The newfriends shall inherit the Earth.

>>713662143
>Trainer name: Trainer
I got you.

>>713630881
Reminder that the horse Special Week and TM Opera O died when the first season of the anime was airing.

So can you reroll on PC?

i didn't make an account or anything, i just launched the Steam version and started playing. is that bad? am i playing as a Guest or something?

>>713615746 (OP)
Something about Special Week appeals to me but I can't say why. I know nothing about this game.

>>713662335
BRICKED

Reminder that the first time Rice Shower get praised IRL it broke his legs

>>713662398
we need more sad lore in here like the /a/ threads

Are horse races just f1 but with horses instead of cars

NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TRANSITION

So, since there is no usual horses in this universe, does that mean Genghis Khan fucked million umas to create his horde?

>>713662504
yes


>>713662335
you can link it whenever

JPfags, what am i rolling for? losing in PVP will make me feel icky

Boyfriend spotted.

Any loli horses like 130cm?

>>713662619
Retard
That mean Genghis Khan is Genghis Chan, and Mongol horde is just a bunch of horny uma

>>713638138
>only lived 4 years

>Please use one of the following Uma that you've just drafted to complete the tutorial
>Force me to use the Cow
shit tutorial

Best uma. And Windy

>>713662841
there's only a couple and none of them show up for a bit

>>713662923
i was just about to complain about that

>loading is so fast that I cant read the manga strips

>>713662992
Are they playable at least?

>>713663006
Glad I'm not the only one. It's a small thing, but come the fuck on.

>>713663037
yeah the game is a big game of cockteasing you with the eventual horses, they sometimes show up in races long before playable.

>>713663153
lmao

>Breeding is done through the "Legacy System"
Was wondering what the eugenics joke is about, guess this explains it.
>>713663153
You've got to be fucking shitting me lmao
The game literally shows you a fucking example, this HAS to be a shit post!

>>713662841
the shortest you'll get bwo

what's the gameplay like?

uh, what's the reroll button? Delete user data?

do i just cope with this

>Tutorials
>Words Words Words
>Numbers Numbers Numbers
Boooooooring!

>>713660917
I'm pretty sure you just had to wishlist the game on steam, that's what I was told atleast.

>playing this game when the BEST cygames gacha was released just a week ago
wtf?

>>713663530
first gacha, newtranny?

>>713632386
wtf I wishlisted the game where's my shit

>>713663563
Fuck off Vinsader you sandnig

Am I really supposed to not roll for horses? Only support cards?

>>713663574
mailbox bwo

>>713663574
all of us are getting owned...

>>713662246
please respond

I have no idea what im rolling for

>>713663464
yes

>>713663513
yes

>>713663649
kaleido

>>713663647
rerolling is for fags
>>713663649
if casual: trust your heart/dick
if tryhard: you're already bricked or didnt read the thread

>>713663649
Super Creek and Fine Motion support cards

FOR ANY QUESTIONS ASK /VG/ but the numbered jp thread not the troll thread

>>713663647
no, android only

>>713662890
He's running in greener pastures now, let Suzuka go torena

>>713615746 (OP)
Which one has a horse d AND a horse p

HELP THERE'S TWO SUPPORT CARD SCOUTS
WHICH DO I PICK

>>713663720
VG IS GAY AND HATEFUL TOWARDS PEOPLE LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713663231
I was hoping something like Ibuki blue archive

Do we only got 10 rolls for rerolling support?
I just done with the tutorial and got no free carrots in my inventory.

jesus is she any good? Also got nishino flower and tokei teio supports

I have no idea what I'm doing

>>713663564
No it's my 11th. I skip everything.

>>713663803
>ibuki
pedophile archive is in the trash bin or on /vg/ pedo

>>713663858
Oh no… This game has homos playing it too…

I hate the shard price jewery jesus christ

>>713663830
lol...

>>713663963
j-just give it to me straight...

>>713664024
bbbbbbbbbbbbricked

>>713663830
>he pulled on the wrong banner
bro...

>Reversed name order for Japanese characters
Red flag

I completed tutorial and didn't get anything at all...

Where do I use the ticket for a free horse I see nothing on the gacha menu

>the opening movie plays AFTER the tutorial
bit of a price I suppose but also weird

>Silence Suzuka is in the lead
>Silence Suzuka has just taken the lead
>Now Silence Suzuka is in the lead
>Let's take another look at the rankings
>Silence Suzuka is in the lead

Fucking finally, so this is all I need, right?

>>713664460
lucker

>>713664290
Click the present on the main menu

>>713664460
mommy spotted

I don't understand how the game works but I want all of my favorite horseys from the show

So do I reroll for Fine Motion in the first scouting or the first support scouting

Why do they give you a cow as the first horse? Why do they let a cow run in horse races?

>>713664878
if you're rerolling do the plain banner where there's no rateup

>>713661782
Green woman...

all the scouting options are so dam nconfusing aaa what to go for?

>roll
>Don't get shit
>Go to menu to delete account
>They once again ask me shit like region and year
>Get download error
T-thank you. I will try tomorrow.

>>713665146
standard support

QUICK
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

THE MODS WILL MURDER US DONT DO IT

why do they dance after every race

>>713665470
and whats up with the free choose 3 star thingy people talked about?

>>713665019

>>713664356
You can use the ticket from the inventory in the menu.

>>713615746 (OP)
Uma musume is made by cygays who is woke
Gakumas is superior

>>713666470
ok pedo

>>713666470
My wife Hiro.