it's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-7nun1ZApQ

he unironically farmed mobs for 30m when he could've maxxed out the whole energy bar on metroids in the last level

>>713640173 (OP)
>that time when Bimmy shamelessly plagiarized dozens of Monster Madness reviews because he was too lazy to write them himself then blamed Screenwave who scapegoated and fired some lowly intern after which Bimmy made a half assed apology on his secondary channel and later delisted the video so it wouldn't show up in the search results
>that time when Bimmy attempted to climb the "mowdin" from Rocky 4 wearing worn out New Balance sneakers and using two twigs as walking sticks before quitting halfway up and crying about his kids
>that time when Bimmy attempted to ape RLM's success with Rental Reviews where three morbidly obese Screenwave employees discussed the movie of the week while Bimmy stood awkwardly almost out of frame with his arms crossed
>that time when Bimmy turned down a cameo in the King Kong vs. Godzilla movie that the director personally offered him because his wife didn't want to have to look after their kids by herself for a few days
>that time when Bimmy had a nervous breakdown while recording Mega Man X footage with Mike because his wife demanded they stop playing at precisely 5:40 because Bimmy had to "watch the kids" then the video awkwardly cuts to Bimmy finishing the game by himself at 4 am the next morning
>that time when Bimmy's wife bragged on Facebook that they siphoned some of the crowdfunding money for the AVGN movie to make various improvements to their house
>that time when Bimmy canceled James and Mike Mondays because he was too lazy to drive 30 minutes each way to and from Mike's house once every few weeks to record footage
>that time when Bimmy refused to reimburse Kyle Justin for building the set for the Sega Activator episode which cost several thousand dollars leading to Kyle's abrupt departure
>that time when Bimmy "accidentally" sold three sponsorships to the LJN games video but he didn't want to return the money so instead he split it into three smaller videos for each sponsorship

>>713640173 (OP)
You're a stupid bitch of a bot spammer OP, go troon out already.

>>713640173 (OP)
Who is it?

>>713640252
first time posting on /v/ in weeks
>>713640286
bald videogame cuck

>>713640246
>>that time when Bimmy attempted to climb the "mowdin" from Rocky 4 wearing worn out New Balance sneakers and using two twigs as walking sticks before quitting halfway up and crying about his kids
link.

>>713640349
>>713640246
James is the most inoffensive person on the planet. It’s like hating on a ladybug.

>>713640173 (OP)
His videos are so low effort nowadays, he's been cashing in for over a decade now.

>>713640386
Explain in the form of a haiku why you can't just go to it yourself.

He’d rather have
A giant bald spot
Than just shaving that fucking shit off

>>713640691
Occupied right now
Jacking off to futa porn
Spoonfeed me nigger

>>713640286
IS IT A FRIEND OF MINE?

>>713640823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI0YdGDkxt8

>>713640481
true but that also means he tends to work with people who take advantage of him and end up being pieces of shit

>>713640173 (OP)
who cares, non 3D metroid is retarded anyway

>>713640481
They're redditors just ignore them

>>713640246
>>713640252
How underage are you? No adult cares about made up drama like this.

>>713640173 (OP)
>OP is too much of a tryhard when everyone did this shit because they werent nintendofag subscribers
Also AM2R >>> Samus Returns >>>> OG Metroid 2

there's a funny joke at minute 26

>>713641685
i havent played AM2R or the Murcury Steam one but I loved the original one.

>>713641685
Nope. OG 2 is amazing.

>>713640246
>man who has a wife and kids cannot keep playing video games all day anymore
He said it before but people refuse to listen, he's only doing youtube videos and AVGN episodes because it brings him money to sustain his family. If it wasn't for that he would have ended it long ago with ROB or ET.

>>713641852
Try both later with a open mind, both are really damn good in their terms.
Also i suggest playing AM2R with a CRT or LCD shader because samus spritework besides being based on zero mission is just too thin.

>>713640246
The "gotta watch muh kids" thing has been going on for a long time now, hasn't it? Like ten years now or something? Are they special needs?

>>713642105
>man who has a wife and kids can't work his job
Was your father unemployed?

>>713641685
i played 1 and 2 last year for the first time so i'm not a nintendofag subscriber

i didn't use quicksave, and i also managed to get the best ending on both quite easily on my second playthroughs. hopefully super metroid is A LOT better because the first 2 were barely playable

>>713642105
There's a whole subreddit dedicated to shitting on James because AVGN isn't as good as it was before. It's really sad.

>>713642372
*because James won't have sex with them

>>713642372
the people who are behind that subreddit are shartroons and kay eff lowcows who pays for amouranth's sub

>>713640173 (OP)
>The faster you beat it, the more naked she gets, and then the faster you beat it.
Lol.

>>713640246
The podcast he did was still rock bottom, actually some of the worst content ever out on youtube

>>713642526
literally the only good thing in the whole video

>>713642526
That was a solid joke. Shame he had to add the "just kidding" at the end. One pet peeve of mine is when comedians don't have confidence in their jokes

>>713642372
most James haters I've seen have been lolcow material

>>713642626
>actually some of the worst content ever out on youtube
Yeah three guys awkwardly talking about bands they like, truly horrifying stuff. You guys are such wimps

>>713642283
Funnily enough 1 and 2 are my favorites in the series. I found Super to be an underwhelming sequel because it didn't have nearly the same feeling of isolation and exploration that the first two did, but I still enjoyed it. It's very different from 1 and 2 so you'll actually probably like it a good bunch. That being said, I've beaten 1 more times than I can count and I've only beaten 2 twice; 2 is cool but it's definitely a little jank at times, especially if you're drawing maps on paper like I did. 2's map actually overlaps itself sometimes which is hell.

>>713642105
I honestly find it incredibly narcissistic for a 40+ year old man to double down on making lazy gaming videos for "muh family" rather than just pivot into a different career already. It's not like there aren't good boomer channels on the platform for retro vidya. John Riggs and Game Sack have both been at it for just as long as AVGN and are as passionate as ever, just old. James is a stubborn autist though, so he'd never admit he dislikes doing the channel because it would mean his stupid routine is disrupted and he has to use his brain for once.

>>713643003
how is the prime trilogy compared to the 2d one?

>>713642673
which ones are the exception? because all, "known names" or random plebit fags, are lolcows 101

>>713640821
Why not keep a smaller bald spot than go full retard and make yourself a bigger bald spot? Wholebalds are ugly af, better just use a cap at that point. Or if you're that insecure go get a transplant.

>>713643192
what the fuck do you want him to pivot to lmao, who´s gonna hire an old fuck with no other skills

did he actually get a transplant? maybe it´s just me but his hairline seems slightly less bad today

Automap killed the charm that these games had. Metroid Prime map is so fucked up that it feels like it's working against the player

The episode Sega Activator Interactor Menacer was actually good, and I am tired pretending is not

What is it about AVGN a-logging that feels fake, inauthentic, and woefully insincere? Like the way the plebbit haters just call him "Bimmy" ad nauseum just comes across as forced and ironicposting, kinda like when people pretended to be ultra upset at the new Donkey Kong design and called him "Wokey Kong". The trolls behave like a caricature of what you would think an exaggerated AVGN hater would act like.

>>713643647
THIS DUDE CAN'T READ A MAP LOL

>>713642372
CinemassacreTruth can't cope with the fact that James isn't a lolcow and they can't force people to think he is one.
They've wasted so much time on people who really aren't that interesting in their normal lives that they feel like James MUST become a lolcow to make the past few years of shitposting worth it.

>>713643820
most of reddit are irate gamer widows, they are the AEW of gaming aka trannies.

>>713643870
A tridimentional map*

so this videos shows the first metroid sucks and it's better to star with zero mission, right?

>>713641012
Thanks

>>713644107
metroid 1 and zero mission are different games so your question is retarded. you can start with any metroid game you want btw

>>713643989
It's a 3d game, the 3d map shows where things are. Are you slow?

>>713640481
avgn a-loggers are unironic moralfag redditors, they really hate him just because they need something to take out their repressed anger on because he's done jack shit

>>713643820
Gossiping about someone online is not a-logging

>>713643820
Donkey Kong? Yeah, he's still around. Nothing but great memories. I hear he likes coconut guns!

>>713644107
The original NES metroid is different than the original Japanese Release, the later is the complete experience with a save and it doesn't suck.
I think there is a romhack that patches the US release to japanese

>>713640173 (OP)
Good video. Yeah Super Metroid is still king. Lots of crappy imitations came out like Hollow Knight which aren't as good

>>713644276
The Z axis looks weird

>>713640481
You say these exact words in every avgn thread. How much is he paying you?

>>713644107
If care to draw maps by hand and don't mind cryptic and obtuse ways to progress play Metroid 1.
If you don't mind cryptic and obtuse ways to progress but want some QoL like saves and minimap play Metroid 1 with this romhack https://metroidconstruction.com/hack.php?id=1
If you don't want any of the above play Zero Mission.

>>713641560
Metroid Prime sucks. Only 2D metroid is worth anything. They will probably ruin Metroid even more in 3D when they decide to give it open world and collectibles like Zelda and Donkey Kong

>>713641560
3D Metroid has 1 good game and it falls apart towards the end... That's right baby Metroid Pinball

>>713644617
it's kinda funny and sad that all nintendo main franchise started with building a round a single but unique cool idea, and then everything gradually shifted to a soulless open world slop mixture

>>713644107
Yes the original Metroid is unplayable without save states. Same with other dogshit NES games like Castlevania. You might as well watch on Youtube

>>713640173 (OP)
New AVGN is so fucking shit. Low effort slop with too many cameos from the slobs. That bald ass cuckold should have stopped this shit years ago but now his dignity is like his hair, gone.

Also if you're unironically a James simp in this day and age, kindly kill yourself.

>>713640246
>that time when Bimmy turned down a cameo in the King Kong vs. Godzilla movie that the director
What a mistery is the mind of this man.

>>713644445
I don't think it does.

>>713644868
dumb zoomer

NEStroid isn’t flawless by any means but good lord is he bad at it. And for all the bitching he does about jumping out of lava or from a pit he gives maridia a pass? Fuck off

>>713644868
Filtered.

HES GONNA LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFES ASS

225 EPISODES AND HE HAS NOT YET EATEN DIARRHEA! STOP TEASING US!

>>713643870
The problem with prime’s map is that it doesn’t tell you where elevators go, just what area it goes to. So even if the magmoor cavern or whatever touched the ruins on the world map, it could take you to the eastern elevator instead of the one right next to it. The hint system helps a lot though, can’t even count how many times I’ve forgotten my objective in between sessions

>>713643192
>rather than just pivot into a different career already
Why should I?

>>713640173 (OP)
>>713640246
I get making fun of the guy or talking about how bad his new stuff is but this is psychotic levels of hatred for someone who hasn't done anything that bad

>>713644868
Other than the horrible respawn mechanic and the ice beam not stacking with wave beam, and the hell that is MB’s chamber(James was right about this part), the original is perfectly playable

>>713643820
incels still rule the internet

>>713644960
this is 4cuck you're on bud, respect cuckold culture!

>>713642105
But it's his literal job.

He doesn't even play the games anymore. Mike plays the games, sends over the footage then James screams off of some script the slobs wrote for him while holding a controller that's not plugged into anything. And you dipshits eat it right up.

What a fucking fraud

>>713645735
didn't mike quit

>>713642105
kek, this one triggered the slow-in-the-minds

>>713640246
Bot moment
This won't stop until all kikes are eradicated. Including the ones who'll take refuge in Ukraine after annihilating the original residents.

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3PEKAARGI

>>713645798
Mike owns half the brand. He makes bank every time the cuck humiliates himself

Why does this board have such a cuckold infestation?

>>713645870
how is he making bank if he quit

>>713645849
>SA le hard!
yikes

>>713645981
Well you see, 4cuck is a site struggling for relevancy so the only people who still use it are people with mental issues. Cuckoldry is a big mental issue that many porn addicted closeted homosexuals have so you see it a lot on here.

>New AVGN video
>Skim through it to find the one frame where his baldspot wasn't cropped out
>Screenshot
>Share to /v/
I'm a simple man, but I like my routine.

>>713645987
He lives off the royalties from the videos

>>713640173 (OP)
>it like a beep of a smoke detector on low battery

>>713646007
upvoted sister

>>713646276
More entertaining than the videos themselves. Thanks anon

Why don't that nigger just get a hair transplant? Being in front of a camera with that level of baldness is unforgivable.

Where did the hair go?

>>713646505
he could do what hbomberguy does and shave his head then claim it's because he has too much testosterone (yes that's real)

>>713646505
It fits his character considering he's a 40-something year old man with a wife and kids ranting about shitty 80s video games.
In his non-AVGN videos he typically wears a hat.

>>713640821
He actually wrote the episode and played the game footage shown, that's leaps and bounds more effort than his standard videos.

>>713646276
Based

>>713640481
People just want James to embrace his balding and stop acting like its not happening.

>>713646505
He's poor

>>713646716
But in the Dragons Lair video he wore a wig as a gag

>>713646276
What's the deal with butt ugly /v/incels being obsessed with follicular material? You'd think permanently online rejects of the internet wouldn't give two shit about physical appearance but then there's this side of them that's as pathetic as women focusing on gossip and visual identity.
I see them as insects with shattered ego.

>>713646794
>What's the deal with butt ugly /v/incels being obsessed with follicular material? You'd think permanently online rejects of the internet wouldn't give two shit about physical appearance but then there's this side of them that's as pathetic as women focusing on gossip and visual identity.
>I see them as insects with shattered ego.

>>713646716
He's been bald on camera for over 15 years, you are just stupid.

>>713646794
i want to see the assmad responses to this

>>713644107
Start with Metroid Planets or a romhack with a map/save system.

>>713646716
I just want him to stop being a s o y chugging bald cuck faggot, fuck those fat bastards off and start making good content again.

>>713646007
Orin is hard but some of the later games are harder.

Fucking bald retard

>>713646903
Reddit is down the hall

>>713646848
Refusing to stylize your hair to work with the balding is not acception.

>>713646793
This.
>>713646716
He's well aware.

>>713646862
You got it, already started
>>713646836

>>713647059
how the fuck am I supposed to style my hair when its thin all over

>>713640173 (OP)
holy fucking hairline

>>713647042
>Wanting the nerd to not be a bald cuck is reddit
You do not belong here

Very few episodes past the first 100 are worth watching

Wtf? When did he transform into an egg???

why don't you guys talk about the actual funny lolcows like ltg this guy is boring to obsess over

>>713640246
why does he cause so much seethe and autism?

arnt they supposed to be shitty games that suck ass?

>>713646903
Me when i play darkwoods

I think i figured it out. The simps are just fellow baldies that are mad at people that think James' hairline looks retarded.

>>713640173 (OP)
This was a decent episode, I had low expectations

>>713643820
It's the same issue seen with all manufactured controversies and internet drama cycles that have existed for the past decade, if not longer. It's just more obvious when it's AVGN.

>>713646505
>mindraped zoomers actually believe this

Why is he so bald?

>>713643809
It’s just ten minutes straight of retarded physical comedy
Which is exactly why I love it so much

I tried watching the new episodes, but the cringe cuts like a knife

Why has RLM aged so well but AVGN sturggles?

Also desu outside of a few stinkers (My Horse Prince) Post-2021 AVGN hasn't been that bad, just average, it's pretty clear this is the final 'stage' of the character now though and one day we'll get a message from James saying 'AVGN will be taking a short break for a few months' and then he'll never come back

it took him 19 years to finally review it? Shit

>>713647883
RLM is pretty unique in what they do.

>>713647883

AVGN is still good, people just have sky high expectations for it

Reddit Letter Media has always been unwatchable bottom of the barrel Sub-IrateGamer slop so of course it can't get any worse or not meet anybody's expectations of it.

>>713640173 (OP)
HE'S GONNA GET FUCKED RIGHT IN THE ASS

>>713647883
What are you talking about? Reddit Leddit Memeia hasn't been funny for ages. They were better when they at least tried making original content like The Grabowskis and that fruit movie. Now all they do is watch some movie and talk about it.

>>713647840
frfr we only watch pomni and play cringe garbage like deltatroons

ong tiktokdance

Is it me or was Goonies 1 & 2 generally a great episode, felt like a classic

Also the game glitches sequel was cute

>>713647840
are you that guy who keeps posting this stuff in hmofa

>>713647883
RLM is honestly just really boring

>>713648162
peak reddit contrarianism

>>713647883
>Why has RLM aged so well but AVGN sturggles?
They aren't insecure at being old while James is plus balding

>>713647883
I used to like RLM but they haven't put out anything that's interested me enough to click in like a year

>>713648381
that's the theme of the thread and board

>>713644469
Show proof in an archive. I’m calling you out because I know you’re wrong, and want to embarrass you in front of everyone.

>>713643192
Projecting clown

>>713647883
It's because of authenticity. The RLM team's passion is movies, so the whole thing just works really well. James's passion is also movies, but he's typecast as the game nerd. Also, he's half-arsed and insincere when playing and reviewing games and people have picked up on that.

James is also completely uncharismatic when he's not playing the nerd character; but even that character has run its course, and now it just comes off is some cringey middle-aged man doing stuff that would embarrass his kids. In another universe, James would have made a good career for himself reviewing movies on youtube, but that universe is not for this one.

>>713640246
>>that time when Bimmy "accidentally" sold three sponsorships to the LJN games video but he didn't want to return the money so instead he split it into three smaller videos for each sponsorship
source?

>>713648381
>durr reddit contrarianism durrr I can't argue a single point

>>713640173 (OP)
The PS3 is old enough to be considered retro and he could easily play bad games from those instead of playing old, good games.

>>713648529
>They aren't insecure at being old while James is plus balding
You are REALLY bad at reading people.

>>713644960
>>713645712
Shartranny and /r/CinemassacreDrama posts
easy to spot in the wild

>>713648887
Kill yourself simp

>>713647883
>RLM
those fags ruined star wars

>>713640173 (OP)
How is the original trilogy shit? Did he run out of bad games?

>>713648948
And a lowcow too, btw QA lost

>>713647883
What exactly has RLM done after shitting on the Star Wars prequels? Which were unjustified btw. Disney slop is worse

>>713647883

RLM (Or at least BotW) survives on chemistry, throwing Mike, Jay and Rich is usually enjoyable, even if they're watching paint dry, much like James though the difference in passion between their old and new videos is like night and day

James just feels like a vague vidya historian now, it's clear he doesn't really care about the angry part anymore, I'll still keep watching til he packs it in one day though

>>713648973
they were correct about phantom menace though
I walked out of the cinema feeling so fucking confused at what I had seen at the time too

>>713648973
>blaming RLM for Lucas and Disney
i shiggy diggo doo, where are you?

HE'S GONNA EAT THE ASSHOLE OF A NIGGER AND DOWN IT WITH BEER

>>713648990
He's reviewed good games for seventeen years(minimum), moran.

>>713649175
>being this much of a contrarian semen slurper
redditors deserves the electric chair

I like James because my name is also James and I also like video games and I'm also bald :)

HE'S THE BALDEST GAMER YOU EVER HEARD

>>713647883
Videos/content about movies hasn't really changed or needed to change since YouTube became a thing, so it doesn't really feel dated no matter how old it is.
Video game content/videos however has changed very very significantly due it being a new medium and all that, so things made in old styles do feel alot older because of how fast everything has been evolving

>>713649308

I want to take you back to the past
When my hairline wasn't on blast

>>713641560
Metroid Prime will never be Metroid

>>713649532
If Stone Cold aproves, then there is nothing wrong with it.
btw the tranny jannies from /pw/ banned me yesterday without any proof and half of the board too for "offtopic"

How do you guys deal with all the cringe? Do you have like anti cringe force fields or something?

>>713644868
It's not unplayable

It's a 2/10~~3/10 game, the OST is fucking amazing

>>713640481
Laughing at him is good fun but then you have kiwitroons and sharteens bringing up their demented murder fantasies spoiling it all.

>>713644868
You would've had me had you not mentioned Castlevania. You're just trash anon.

>>713649774
>How do you guys deal with all the cringe?
AVGN videos remind me of better times when I wasn't a jaded old fuck. They're great because the humor hasn't changed.

>>713649962
sharteens and reddoitor kiwitrannies murdered the fox rescue chick, and all are scrambling to delete their posts when everyone already backed up the shit they did.

How can we fix James's hair problem?

>>713650135
Why fix it?

>>713650124
So you're saying there's a chance James will kill himself?

>>713642105
>ET
Is that the movie? For me that was the turning point. It was never the same after it. He stopped making episodes for years just to come out with something that didn't appeal in any way to his existing audience.

>>713650223
No, you fags will rot in jail and be anally raped by the health inspector

something about avgn created a uniquely deranged group of obsessives

>>713650223
NTA but if he gets run over by a car or something you'll know who was behind it.

>>713650409
I haven't done anything though. It'll be pretty funny if James does ack himself

douge won

It was actually...good?

Best episode for a long time.

>>713640246
>that time when Bimmy turned down a cameo in the King Kong vs. Godzilla movie that the director personally offered him because his wife didn't want to have to look after their kids by herself for a few days
Wait what this cant be true, there has to me more to this. Other than the fact James married a controlling bitch. Why the fuck would you turn this down its beyond illogical.

>>713640173 (OP)
>local man that claims to be like man that plays games has never actually played games and is a fucking retard
Every time.

I'M BIMMMMYYYYYY

>>713640173 (OP)
He's right, I tried playing first Metroid a year ago and it aged like shit
II is still decent and Super is a masterpiece

Who the fuck still watches this shit?

>>713640246
Damn, this Bimmy guy seems like a real douche. Who is he?

>>713650969

>>713640173 (OP)
>first thing he mentions is "mis-gendering" Samus
How the mighty have fallen

>>713650969
He's the Hyde to James's Jekyll. He's been doing shitty video game reviews for the past 15 years in order to destroy the reputation of the angry video game nerd .

>>713651125
What else would you call it? He's not saying "SUE NINTENDO REEEEE!" That's what the manual does, calls Samus a "he" because the big reveal at the end is you were playing as a woman.

>>713651125
Same way in the recent Deja Vu episode how he says "the game adds body shaming to the mix. A large woman in a trunk is referred to as a "tub of lard" what the fuck!?"
despite it being completely in character for the game's setting. James has gone full woke.

>>713651125
What a fucking gay faggot, I beat he slurped 100 zesty nigger dicks after saying that line.

>>713651595
BASED! Woke always wins!

>>713640173 (OP)

>>713651774
TUB OF LARD

Super metroid is one of the most overrated game, the actual gameplay feels boring and weak.

>>713651812
Average nuAVGN fan

>>713640173 (OP)
Nice

>>713640173 (OP)
I loved the episode. Seeing the nerd enjoy Super Metroid made me happy.

>>713651812
average soiwoods fan

>>713651812
Do you think he needed his wife to open the bottle for him?

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a soichugging bald cuck faggot.

>>713644721
Open world is the superior format for most types of games.

>>713650707
he's a male feminist bro he's just as retarded

>>713652318
No need to see yourself that way, anon.

>>713645735
The footage for these is from James and/or Mike Mondays.

Every AVGN thread should start with Rex Viper cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueJxXZSueM

>>713647883
>AVGN will be taking a short break for a few months' and then he'll never come back
And do what? He only does AVGN still because he cannot get a comparatively paid job.

>>713652985
i think we've found it.

the worst thing on youtube

>>713647883
RLM lost all my respect when they called Hollywood popcorn movie slop like Back to the Future a "perfect movie".

>>713652985
Holy fuck. THIS is what he put all his projects on hold for?!

>>713651812
When I discovered that most of these "drinks" are literally just flavored seed oils, I fucking gagged.

>>713653205
>they called Hollywood popcorn movie slop like Back to the Future a "perfect movie".
they aren't wrong

>>713652574
>Women shouldn't have rights, because... THEY JUST SHOULDN'T OKAY??

>>713652985
ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGEEEEEE
OKKUSENMAN
OKKUSENMAN

Absolute Kino

>>713652985
>Comments are turned off.

>>713653205
Back to the Future is my favorite film of all time you cumguzzling queer.

>>713653387
>>Women shouldn't have rights, because...
blumpf said so tho so we must agree this is the blumpf worshipper website

>>713640173 (OP)
People who are continuously obsessed with this dude are so weird. He’s the most unassuming normal ass dude ever who makes a B-tier video series that hasn’t been relevant in 5 years. All of his controversies are either shit somebody else on his staff did or literally nothing burgers about him hanging out with kids too much.

It legitimately just this image spread across hundreds of people.

>>713653519
You have no taste, if you had been born 30 years later you'd love Marvel movies.

>>713652985
Goldmine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcW5BW5xPKs

>>713643193
Haven't played them yet. I played a bit of Prime 1 ages ago and a ton of Hunters even longer ago. I remember liking them a lot and Prime 1 genuinely seemed super badass. It's definitely a game I'd like to get to sooner than later.

why do you guys watch this shit? avgn died when rolfe (mike) stopped writing the scripts.

>>713653748
What? Do you think everyone who likes that movie were born in the fucking 70s or something?

>>713653205
>back to the future
>slop
KEK

>>713643452
He should just shave it off and start working out. He’d be much better looking

>>713653301
From the looks of it, he did too.

>>713651812
Joke's on you, he's getting paid big money to shill that slime.

>>713651048
BIMMY ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME

>>713654227
This. He makes $600k a year just shilling onions.

>>713645519
if you aren't retarded you can check an elevator's name (it always says a cardinal direction) and then you can check the area it's going to and find the same elevator
this is literally basic navigation

>>713640173 (OP)
Does Simplysafe work against black people?

I thought james only played bad games

Did any of you read A Movie Making Nerd? It exposes James as being a (real) retard. That's a funny thing to put in your autobiography.

>>713651125
it was relevant in context. he brought up samus being called a man in the manual. idk why using the term "misgendering" in a completely neutral context is so offensive to you.

>>713645849
Its kino
AVGN needs proper title cards again

>>713653289
Yeah... it's called having a midlife crisis. It's actually a common trope to start a band. It's so common that there is actually a band called midlife crisis.

>>713652861
>no you
nerd-shill utterly mindbroken confirmed.

>>713654346
He had Mike and Kyle reigning in his retardness, now the slobs are his handlers.

>>713653205
They're right about how well-written it is with its set-ups and pay-offs. Subtle foreshadowing is a lost art.

>>713654345
He reviewed SMB3 and did several retrospective on beloved series like Castlevania

>>713654481
I remember my midlife crisis. Bought myself a Porsche that cost more than an entire year's salary and got plastic surgery to fix my ugly mug. Didn't start a band though because I have no friends
Now I'm 48 and ready to die.

>>713652985
>>713653782
Where the fuck did James find these guys?

>>713653205
go back to /tv/, you contrarian nigger. Back to the Future is pure, unfiltered kino.

I need him to stop making these. It is disgraceful.

>>713654740
Are you bald though?

>>713654901
Yes, but I've got a beard that brings all the single mothers to the yard.

>>713654970
>beard cope
Oh god anon, please no

>>713654970
Noice. I wish you luck in raising some skank's mullato.

>>713640173 (OP)
I am so glad he is still making videos to this day. Video Games have been so bad this decade with few good releases that these just take me back to a better time. Less politics, less CG, less graphics and more about Gameplay, Mechanics, and just wholesome story telling.

>>713655047
It's the style of today.

>>713655158
you need to go back

>>713654740
I can't even imagine wasting that much money on something as lame as a car.

I've considered plastic surgery, but the scar it leaves is worse than how I look now, so that sucks.

>>713654345
Metroid 1 and 2 are pretty bad games

>>713650223
Lol no unlike shartjak trannies James is well in the head

>>713655187
He's going back to the past.

>>713655317
Metroid 2 is kino

why is every single AVGN thread always about just shitting on the guy and pretending he is a lolcow when he really isnt?

>>713655335
James does your wife's boyfriend know you're posting here? It's 5:40 already, time to look after the mutts

>>713655501
because this is a jaded board filled with basement dwelling fags whos life peaked when they were kids. theyre not happy, and dont like others being happy.

>>713655501
it's as if they're just looking for people they can get away with hurting and anything they say to defend it is an excuse

>>713640246
>My source is that i made it the fuck out
>CinemassacreTruth

let this die.

>>713653605
>shit somebody else on his staff did
It's actually a big deal to put a bunch of people in your videos that nobody likes. At one point they were uploading videos without James even in them. Imagine what the channel would be like now with no pushback.

>>713655317
Metroid 1 is kino

>>713655520
Shartjak tranny are you ok?
Are you ok?
Are you ok tranny?

>>713647123
We need more Faceball games

>>713655520
His kids have to be like in their teens by now right? I think they can look after themselves.

I wonder how much he has wasted to not be comfortably in 8 figs

>>713655886
>It's his channel, he makes the content himself
>except when something bad happens then it's the slobs or "some other boogeyman"
>stop being mean! It's not his fault that he flooded the channel with irrelevant shit and the past 15 years of avgn have been a shit load of fuck and all the people that made the channel good have left

nerd simps really are the lowest form of life on earth.

>>713640173 (OP)
>angry norwood nerd
>in the year of our lord 2025

>>713656094
Yes, he should spend more time focusing on his hairline instead of those cunts because that has gone to total shit.

>>713640173 (OP)
Damn. So admittedly I've never played the original games. Watching them, I never felt compelled to even try them, given how stuff like ZM exists and is simply just superior. But during the clip where he says "I mean come on, it's Metroid." and with the footage with the music playing, I just started getting it. I remembered how I felt playing shitty games as a kid when I didn't know better, and sure they were shit, but damn they gave a certain unique feeling at the time. A kind of "atmosphere" or brain bug, the kind you lose the ability to feel as an adult for the most part, different from the "atmosphere" you usually talk about. But I was reminded of that feeling now and somehow I was able to get it from this game I never played. I don't feel anything for AVGN's content today so this isn't some praise for him that I was able to feel this, I'm just saying it, Thanks for reading my personal blog.

>>713648648
Wow, anon ran. Shocker!

>>713656396
wow... cucked again! Nerd can't catch a break, can he?

>>713653301
In your own words, explain why that’s bad.

>>713652574
he's pretending because of jewwario

>>713656581
because it makes you bald, turns you into a limpwristed cuck and gives you a vagina.

>>713654346
I didn’t know it existed until now. Might pick up a copy.

>>713643192
This its pathetic

>>713643192
Let's be real here, the guy is basically special needs. He's had people telling him where to go and what to do his whole adult life. He even has his handlers In This Thread doing damage control for him.

>>713643192
It's incredibly difficult, if not impossible, to start a new career after 40.

>>713642105
Millionares are disgusting aren't they?

>>713657296
>if not impossible
Trump became president at 70 which is one of the toughest jobs in the world. Face it, James is just a lazy cuck.

>>713640173 (OP)
God he sounds like he lost his voice, like legit an old man now. Feels bad vros. He should've just left and died a hero.

>>713641012
I miss this kind of pure autism kino from james

nice vid. now I wanna replay Super Metroid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d4vzwWqEaI

>>713640173 (OP)
I find it amusing how AVGN threads stay up while streamer threads typically do not.

>>713651125

I woulda pointed out how it was clever for them to hide her secret reveal in the manual and left it at that if it were me. Lefties consider themselves to be intellectuals but how much of an IQ drop is it to argue about biology?

>>713657969
To be fair this thread is just two guys, one pretending to like avgn and the other calling him a cuck.

>>713657434

Trump spent a really long time working toward becoming President. When Celebrity Apprentice was at its peak, Penn Gillette alleged that he lost the finale of his season because he bashed Trump’s political ambitions.

>>713643192
You don't know what narcissistic means, bud

>>713642156
Wife is either lazy and/or the possessive kind that doesn't like her husband being around people without her.

>>713658051
For leftists, these words are just normal things to say. No different than how they always say "folks" or "y'all".

>>713648973
Disney would have fucked things up regardless. They did however ruin online discourse in reviewing/retrospectives by pioneering the "appeal to video length" fallacy. Their prequel videos got famous because people kept posting shit like
>did you see that review of the star wars prequels? it's even longer than the movies!
Those reviews were padded with poor arguments, unfunny sketches and dragged out by the narrator speaking at 0.25x speed. Anything of value in those videos could have been said in under twenty minutes each. Then everyone started copying them because "if the video is eight hours long, that must show he knows a lot about Persona".

>4 hours ago and this trash is still up
The absolute STATE

Since this is the ironic shitposting thread, I just found out that what I thought was the real feeling of the backside of my teeth was actually plaque and tartar buildup, and that my teeth shouldn't feel like a completely smooth line.
Guess it's my fault for not going to the dentist for a decade.

>>713641685
I know it's literally called METROID TWO but I don't like the attempts to make it a big budget sequel. Am2r felt kinda bloated with how much shit they put in. To me the original felt like a quaint spinoff before the real metroid followup complete with returning to zebes came out.

>>713646716
>and stop acting like its not happening.
This is unironically the most unhinged post itt. And that's saying something.

>>713642105
The motherfucker could have invested in index funds and been a multimillionaire by now, but instead he blew all of his money and is now stuck doing these gay videos in his mid 40s with a giant bald spot. What the fuck is his plan once he turns 60?

>>713658376
He was interviewed by Oprah in like 1988 and mentioned the thought of running for president. He's been eyeing it for a very long time.

>>713654227
And at the same time he's selling his soul

>>713660617
>he still believes in souls

>>713643647
Honestly I can kind of agree. Mapping out Metroid 1 was one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences I've had.

damn, james is getting old

>>713650707
this douchebag has 10x more cringe factor with 1/10th the charm, he never had a good era to begin with

>>713640173 (OP)
how have people not grown out of this shit yet?

>>713661012
His Pokemon movie review is awful
>first line of the film mentions Pokemon
>he starts bitching right away about not being explicitly told what a Pokemon is
Hey Dumbfuck Doug, don't come into the movie if you're not already familiar with the bare basics of the franchise. It's not for you.

Reminder James doesn't have a kfarms thread but the r/cinemassacretruth trannys do

>>713643192
The thing is he's tried pivoting into other stuff, and most of it has either bombed (Rental Reviews, Overanalyzers, film career, Rex Viper) is finished (James and Mike Mondays, Board James), or is mired in controversy and/or a shell of its former self (Monster Madness).

I'd imagine he's got to have a fairly substantial amount of money amassed at this point where he could just do some investment shit, retire, and just do stuff that interests him for fun.

>>713661226
Perpetual man baby syndrome, like the nerd himself.

>>713661497
What is the controversy with Monster Madness?

>>713661226
I think the last AVGN video I actually watched was when he was playing portable Mortal Kombat ports, so I've been over it for a while, but I still have a soft spot for the idea of the whole thing. He's like a living 00s time capsule at this point.

First good episode of the year, but still...
Where is the anger?
And the cuts feel so sloppy
Stuff that he excelled at from the beginning, its like he forgot how to do

>>713661775
He's not angry because he's not actually playing the game (no time). He's just reacting to a recording.

>>713661691
The plagiarism thing from a couple of years ago.

>>713661775
Personally, I like the ones where he's chill. The forced anger when he's not actually feeling it really gets on my nerves. I don't think he's capable of genuine anger like he was in his prime (like Die Hard or Batman Forever)

>>713661775
He puts these out because he needs money now, not because of passion.
He's not angry because he doesn't want to wake up his wife and kids (she doesn't let him record these during daytime hours) and he doesn't drink anymore.

surprised this lad is still going

>mfw getting NES metroid in metroid zero mission

>>713640823
Based. Anon delivered.

>>713661924
Jesus, really? There comes a point when you've got to admit to yourself that it's not happening, but by god, he's committed, I'll give him that. I almost think he's just doing it out of stubbornness at this point.

old AVGN videos were rarely funny as well

>>713662046
I think I heard he did/is doing a kids toy channel under a different name where he does little skits and stuff with Minecraft toys and was doing pretty well with it

>>713662190
True, but some of them were absolute gold like Silver Surfer and Nightmare on Elm Street.

>>713640173 (OP)
At what point does still making AVGN videos become pathetic?

>>713662586
Man needs to eat. AVGN pays the bills.

>>713656245
>Past 15 years
The slop dudes weren’t even around til like 2017. 2010 is before he even did his best work, the fuck?

>>713640286
You see, he's gonna take you back to the past to play some shitty games that suck ass. In fact, he would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear. He would even rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beet. For he is the angriest gamer you've ever heard. He is known as the angry nintendo nerd. Also known as the angry atari sega nerd. But he is mainly known as the angry video game nerd

>>713662714
When did bootsy leave? That's when the whole thing started to fall apart imo

zoomer here
what are the actually GOOD avgn videos?

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
WHEN HIS SHITTY HAIRLINE DIDN'T SUCK ASS

>>713662918
castlevania series is my favorite

>>713662918
my favorite is plumbers don't wear ties

>>713662918
Castlevania and Bible Games were my go-tos

>>713662828
Literally 2017. A little bit after 2010 I’d assume.

>>713662918
Everything up until The Movie is good IMO.

>>713640246
How sad must you be to browse and post on a subreddit dedicated to gather and seethe about things that happened eons ago.

>>713662918
The Earthbound video is peak

>he called the x-ray scope "superman vision"

MFers will be like "Rex Viper is so cringe!!" and then listen to Red Vox unironically
It's all the same shit, yootoobers can't make good music. Or films, for that matter. Space Cop was unironically bad.

>>713662918
Castlevania, back to the future, nightmare on elm street, silver surfer, dragons lair, top gun, nes accessories, power glove...

Just watch the first few seasons, most of it is good.

>>713663123
one guy

>>713640246
Ain’t nobody gonna all of this shit

>>713663091
You seem really upset about it.

>>713663137
Jack Stauber makes good music and is a great animator. though it seems hes retired from youtube to focus on his music.

Kevin Temmer also does animations on youtube, and is a great songwriter.

>>713663137
Vinny is a much better musician than James, you must have some pretty severe brain damage to think otherwise.

>>713650760
have you seen that dogshit movie?

>>713662918
Silver Surfer is his best one ever.

>>713662918
Ghostbusters and Silver Surfer

>>713663176
NO CONTINUES???

>super ntndo

>>713645849
What a shit load of ass

>>713662918
If you find the uncensored videos once more, all of season 1 and 2 are gold

>>713664409
they got censored? i still own the original dvds he released a long time ago

>>713640173 (OP)
are AVGN haters ever happy?

>>713641685
M2 = SR = AM2R
Each has their strengths and weaknesses.

>>713657447
everyone gets old?

>>713640173 (OP)
>metroid
jesus he's been out of ideas since 2010

>>713664518
>>713664752
theres only so many games he can do. this feels more like him wanting to share his personal experience with the game rather than just shitting on somethiss80png.

>>713664752
hey watch out man, he'll be doing Donkey Kong next year.

>>713640173 (OP)
Okay so I didn't read all the 300+ replies but as I understand if I want to get into Metroid, I should start with the remaster that has all those requested features, right?

>>713662918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ATjF55wdc

>>713663123
Wait... isn't it also called X-ray vision in Superman?

>>713664852
>shitting on somethiss80png.

the fuck happened to my post?

>>713662918
All of the hardware videos, even the more recent ones like Commodore 64
He doesn't play any games in the Atari 5200 episode yet it's easily in the top 10 best episodes

>>713662918
The original angry video game nerd metroid review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN__TzmJDZI

>>713665373
wasnt this some drunk russian guy who sucked at games

>>713665358
Pong Consoles is oddly comfy

>>713651125
Bimmy confirmed tranny.

>>713650543

>>713640173 (OP)
James can be incompetent and a bit of an autist (if thats somehow a crime), but Truthfags act like he's the anti-christ for it. i hate to see their reactions to actual menaces of society

Sounds like James is more obsessed with the truthers rather than the other way round.

>>713661924
The funny thing is that he’s probably made way more money than James just by playing with toys and dolls

>>713663137
>MFers will be like
learn to not type like a retard

I dont understand why would anyone hate on AVGN

>>713663137
>Rex Viper
Okay Gahoole.

>>713660536
If you're a NEET who hasn't done shit since high school, that would be peak irony

>>713648767
one of the ex screenwave employees talked about how screenwave made james split up the LJN episode into 3 because they sold too many ads.

>>713667078
Is shit like this that makes 4chan look reasonable than those lowcow sickfucks

>>713668032
I don't hate on AVGN, I just think it's lost a lot of the magic over the last decade. More system/accessory showcase videos would be nice, like that one anon said - he still does okay with those. Neo Geo video when

Last AVGN video I watched was the Toxic Avenger one and it was so awful I decided to stop watching so it didn't taint his classic shit like Ghostbusters and Action 52. I feel like that video was at least a decade ago by now and I'm surprised he's still making videos. Do they "hold up"?

>>713665801
ISVAFFEL IS FINNISH
OPEN DOHR

post ideas for future episodes
>AVGN finally tries Pokemon but accidentally orders a Telefang bootleg from a shady website instead of RBY
>Halloween episode that revisits Godzilla NES but references the creepypasta
>Neo-Geo episode but since theres few shitty games he just goes through Metal Slug games comparing them to Contra and the debut of Fat AVGN character during the WHOA BIG segments
>AVGN x Arino Japan crossover finally

>>713669867
Because he touched 5th-7th gen-
>Ecco on Dreamcast
>Twisted Metal Anthology
>Rising Zan
>Parasyte Eve
>Mr Domino

>>713649293
faggot corpo knob slobber
that is why you have no friends

skill issue

>>713645735

>>713665373
James ripped off Isvaffel.

>>713665373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyVFYLZTms

This is the classic one.

>>713641560
And there he is, ACfag is here

>>713670112
sure shartranny

>>713670413
ACfag is here lads

>>713670747
>James: I do everything myself
>Mike: I did the scripts for most of the early episodes, and the editing

Not surprising to see James taking credit for Mike's work, he's been doing it half his life.

>>713673064
they worked together in the early days. i have the dvds with behind the scenes footage of them working on the episodes. those early episodes were a lot of work with the skits they were doing.

>>713657434
he golfs every other day and then does what his kike handler tells him to. its not a hard job anon.

>>713673623
You're actually profoundly retarded if you think doing some gay skits that a bunch of morbidly-obese retards write up for you is in any way comparable to being the head of state for the free world.

>>713640246
>bimmy
https://youtu.be/Hfo6hoN0PUw?t=517

>>713670747
He doesn't have time to play games anymore. It's 5:40 and his wife needs him home to look after the kids while she goes out and sucks black cock.

>>713640481
I like AVGN. I engage in baldposting because it's funny.

>>713662918
Had a marathon on Cytube, 1-100 were still funny

>>713673064
James never said that and Mike never said that lol

>>713662918
>You still don't own a Sega-CD?!
That and Batman

>>713675673
I've heard Mike say it plenty of times in his streams but whatever helps you sleep baldy.

>>713647883
RLM has at least a few routines. AVGN is like if RLM stuck exclusively to Mr. Plinkett reviews.

>>713653205
Of all the movies to fight them on, you have to be fucking retarded to choose such a widely cherished classic that actually hit all its story beats correctly and understands foreshadowing and payoff.

>>713676197
>a widely cherished classic that actually hit all its story beats correctly and understands foreshadowing and payoff.
...but enough about the starwars prequels!

>>713676451
>"Thanks, harmless little boy Ani! Boy, I sure hope you don't become an evil Sith lord some day!"
Bravo, George.

I want AVGN playing NES Megami Tensei.

>>713649067
The Disney sequels that didn't exist when those reviews came out?

>>713676747
The Disney sequels that wouldn't exist if those reviews never came out?

>>713649067
Weighing piles of shit doesn't make either pile not shit.

>>713676823
FUCKING
L
O
L

I love when people inadvertently suggest RLM is important. Yes, all prequel hate came from a dinky Youtube channel. All of it. Nobody noticed shit like Jar Jar Binks without a surly old man impression telling them he's retarded.

>>713676932
Everyone loved jarjar before those fags ruined everything fuck the sequels there could have been a jar jar trilogy without them

>>713676823
I can't believe RLM forced George Lucas to sell the rights to Star Wars at gunpoint...

And before you cope again, the sequels were widely panned and hated and Disney is still making slop like Andor or The Acolyte or the Obi Wan show. Disney is just a profoundly retarded company at this point.

>>713640173 (OP)
Who's going to get their photo taken with the fuckin NERD?

who can i watch instead of modern day shit avgn

>>713677250
I blame Kathleen. Really, everyone should. Imagine putting the stupidest feminist obsessed dumb bitch in charge of your megacorp's future. The dirt she has on them must be immaculate.

>>713677374
If I saw this at a con or something, I would.

>>713677405
The only youtube channel worth watching now is Steve1989

>>713677374
I saw this on Facebook a few days ago. Isn't it pretty expensive?

>>713643192
Why do /v/irgins "care" so much about what other people do for a lining, especially when /v/irgins decry any and all jobs as wage slavery for the Jews?

>>713640173 (OP)
How badly did he pretend to suck at the games so he could pretend rage at them? Was half of his dialogue about poop, dookie, and ass?

>>713678168
You could just watch it.

>>713671457
fucking kek

>>713678290
nah I ain't giving that bald retard the view. Fuck him

>>713678697
I'm sure he'll really regret not making 0.0002 cents off of your attention.

>>713643192
>I honestly find it incredibly narcissistic for a >40+ year old man to double down on making lazy gaming videos for "muh family" rather than just pivot into a different career already
I mean, he keeps doing that Rex Viper stuff. Not for me, but you can't say he isn't trying new things.

>>713678790
You will

>>713677148
>Everyone loved jarjar

>>713642105
Are you retarded?

>>713677423
She's just a byproduct of the troon marxist rot that has infected Disney and other megacorps. If it wasn't her, it would've just been someone else.

>>713640246
>this wall of text was posted 44 seconds after the OP
What an organic thread and "fpbp".

>>713679680
Cry more you bald cocksucker.

>>713679680
Your biggest haters are your biggest promoters. Praise the Lord that James only has these retards who can do nothing butt impotently seethe about him being a happily married father.

>>713662918
Pretty sure >we just had shit-taste back then.

>>713661442
Aside from the occasional spergy moment or minor scandal every decade, James is mostly inoffensive. Remarkably so if you look at any other eceleb.

>>713652985
Why is the shitty music James smart enough to wear a hat, but the shitty gaming James isn't?

>>713679918
It's almost like AVGN is just a character he plays.

>>713679918
because he's a bald retard that sucks dicks

444 posts and not one of them about the video

Is he saying Metroid sucks or what

>>713640173 (OP)
When the hell did he change his intro?

amazing how this place worst than fucking veddit. so natural and organic no?

>>713679918
That's not James that's Rolfe

>jamesnintendonerd didn’t save the animals

>>713680673
more like Rofl, which is what I did when I heard his shitty music

>>713680740
It is pretty bad

>>713680768
and I don't mean bad like Michael Jackson bad, but bad like the power glove bad.

>>713657969
AVGN is part of /v/ culture whether you like it or not.

What's with all the bimmy glazers in this thread? Are they homosexuals or just mentally ill?

>>713681051
you're the only one talking about dicks and faggots in this thread shartytroon

>>713640173 (OP)
I don't know if there's a proper term for it. Lets just say the "video game streamer reaction webcam"
shit is fucking cringe.

Good video. I'm glad he is still doing it.

>>713681186
who mentioned dicks? I guess you got bimmy's dick on your mind faggot.

>>713680530
Bimmy has nothing unique or interesting to say about 30+ year old games.

>>713657969
malding vtumor simp

>>713681051
You're eternally buckbroken over a guy with learning difficulties being a family man instead of actually being his character from silly internet videos. You are both very gay and incredibly unwell.

>>713681319
you're brown

>>713681193
Bimmy's too old/bald for that shit. Facecam is for broccoli heads, not bald middle-aged men pretending to be 12.

just a few days ago i realized the back of my head is going completely fucking bald
i never realized it before because the front is completely fine, i have long hair and dont go outside so no one sees me. my mom visited a few days ago and told me im going bald and now i want to kill myself

>>713681757
Don't care, didn't ask + you're bald

>>713681930
You can hide baldness.
You can't hide your brownness.

Metroid as a series is cool, but the countdown gimmick is where I stop playing and shut the game off.

>>713640481
yeah

>>713681923
I think you're only option is to wear a cap, get some gay tattoos and join a band.

>>713640173 (OP)

Good episode. I like it when he plays it more straight and doesn't lean into the yelling and cursing schtick too much.

I miss the 2010 millennial Youtuber era bros. Yes I know AVGN was a Gen Xer but he was beloved by millennials.

>>713682798
It was a more civilized age. When a video that was more than twenty minutes existed for a reason and had extra effort put into it.

>>713682950
@grok is that pic real?

I can't be the only one here who never watched a avgn video before.

>>713682950
It was super fucking comfy. Seemed like it died off as soon as cancel culture took off.

>>713683454
tumblr ruined the world....

>>713683304
>faggot screams at the camera for 20 min

Trust me, you're are not alone.

>>713683304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZcW8wmmo4

>>713683752
Easily the best thing Cinemassacre ever put out. Nothing else comes close.

>>713640173 (OP)
who the fuck holds a pen like this??

>>713684750
Time is the fire in which we all burn.

>>713684750
*raises paw*

>>713684750
nobody, because i doubt that caligraphy is intentional, looks like something a kid wrote

>>713640286
You asked who it is, and it replied, "my name is Legion, for we are many!"

>>713684750
legit all my weird classmates held it weird. it's gotta be a sign of autism or something.

>>713683728
>pic
God I miss her so much it's unreal
and there's no one like her in vidya

>>713640173 (OP)
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE AAAAASS!

>>713679340
James wants to be a good father not just some wallet that his kids cope with saying "At least my daddy kept me fed and warm"

>>713640173 (OP)

I'm already rolling on the floor with the Simply Safe parody... holy shit...

Samus needs a game over where she's permanently stuck as a ball without any powers and spends the rest of her life treated like a pet/trophy

>>713684750
Didn't even occur to me how weird this is until you made me pick up a pen and realize what's wrong with it. Why? Why wouldn't you put your index finger over the top?

>>713640173 (OP)
I have been watching nerd while eating lunch lately
it's like I'm in a nerd marathon, it's great and easy content and all.. BUT
I start talking like him

>>713688676
>this lunch is a shitload of fuck!

>>713688676
>panda express? yeah more like panda experimenting shit in my mouth

>>713688676
>I'd rather eat rhinoceros ass than this

>>713679080
Huh? This reply doesn't make any sense?

>>713674198
>doing some gay skits that a bunch of morbidly-obese retards write up for you
you've just described the responsibilities of US president

>almost at bump limit
Finally the thread will die and the schizo can stop replying to himself to keep the thread alive.

>>713642673
tbf, most of the retards obsessed with lolcows are crypto-lolcows themselves

>>713640173 (OP)
It's been 20 years, why hasn't he retired?

>>713640173 (OP)
With Mike Mateis help he would have made a better video. He should have had shown every ending on each metroid game with samus removing her suit.

>>713693574
*facepalm* le sigh...

I still like AVGN vids. They're fun.

>>713645405
>>713654034
>post numbers with 540 in them